Which branch is unironically gayer, the marines or the navy?
>>61491778unironically? navyironically? marines
>>61491783Brownoid spotted, opinion discarded.Don't you have goats that need some fucking?
>>61491783Imma be real, all politicians and tyrants are pedophiles. Every one of them. It comes with the territory of wanting power over others.
>>61491807ntathe higher ups are literally pedos, i wouldn't be surprised if its the only reason they go to shithole countries, its just like the UN
>>61491778Marines: ClosetedNavy: Loud and proudArmy: Soldier rumbasSpace force: AutistsCoast guard: Double gay
>>61491778I'm going to be honest with you, chief. The Army 11Bs are the gayest. We think we're not gay, because we hear they do gayer shit, so that gives us the confidence to be as gay as possible, then we get a service transfer, and guess what he tells us? That we're way gayer than 03xx Marines or any Navy cats he's run into. Army is the gay service. DSG Herrington knew it too.
>>61491783>the Middle East out of nowhere
>>61491807Are you retarded? You need to leave whatever echo chamber you're in.>>61491837>all politicians and tyrants are pedophilesSo true, everyone whos ever been a politician ever has been sexually attracted to children.>It comes with the territory of wanting power over others.Sorry having power doesn't fit within your purview of morality, you'll just always be at the mercy of people who don't care.
>>61491778The Navy used to run on Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash. They banned alcohol and corporal punishment so the Navy Triple Downs on Sodomy these days.
>>61491837Correct>>61491807>>61492179post gun + hand + outlet>>61492195A man should have power over himself and his family. No man should have power over another man.
>>61491778I knew a guy who said the best head he ever got was from another man in the MUHRINES. He had a girlfriend too. I think they were just horny while in Iraq.https://youtu.be/twQlpFrm5iM
>>61491778In terms of sheer volume? Navy. Gay density? Marines.
>>61492386>A man should have power over himself and his family. No man should have power over another man.Awesome, I'll make sure to tell all world leaders that. Hopefully we can secure that Libertarian ideal and ignore human nature.
>>61492463only makes sense the person who has been masturbating and fucking with a set of genitals knows what makes them feel good better than the opposite sex, its too bad men just aren't attractive while tits and feminine hips/asses are manna from heaven
>>61491778>marinesThe most homophobic yet the most homoerotic branch vid related: https://files.catbox.moe/jr3prk.mp4>navy>”gays in the army? That’s what the navy’s for!”
>>61492386This libertarian ideal never works in practice outside of a few small tribes/communities. In a setting like a nation, that sort of ideal falls apart the moment you need to manage the country and infrastructure as a whole. Which requires the aid of the states/principalities.
>>61492589I think you must have linked the wrong video? Nothing gay in your video, just some bros hanging out and licking each other a little bit (as a joke).
>>61491778The USMC would be the gayest except they always say no homo first
>>61492539Nigga you gay
>>61491840this 100% saw a car full of underage twinks go to a military base in NE
>>61491778Yes
>>61491778The coast guard. They're like the navy's weekend warriors except they don't have the sense to go home after the weekend's over.
>>61491778What is the most ironically gay branch of the military?
>>61492686all I'm saying is if dudes looked like women and had tits and vagene I would become a raging faggot
>>61493203So tomboys?
What is the most lesbian branch of the US military?
>>61491807>>61492179>Epstein never happened
>>61491840>>61492195>>61492386>>61493405>Inb4 Da joos >Inb4 zigger and chinaman slop >inb4 larptriots being like I love America bro I just think we should destroy it bro
>>61493582yes the jews
>>61491778army
>>61491778marines are part of the navy
>>61491778The marines and navy are the same branch, my dude. Don't believe me? Name the Secretary of the Marine Corps. Calling them a "Branch" is basically an honorific. The fact is the entire Marine Corps is subject to the authorities of the Chief: Naval Operations and the Secretary of the Navy. The Commandant is just the Marine Corps representative on the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and call their guy a "Commandant" instead of "Chief of Staff of..." because the "Chief of Staff" of the Marine Corps is the Chief of Staff of the Marine Corps, because the Marine Corps doesn't have a General Staff. The Commandant's position on the Joint Chiefs is similar to that of the Chief of the National Guard, except the latter is responsible for over twice the personnel and actually is responsible for and controls his own budget where the Marine Corps relies on the Navy for funding. Said budget is also over twice what the Marine Corps is allotted by the Navy. Furthermore the Marine Corps wasn't "born" in Tunn's Tug and Grub Tallywhacker Tavern except in the sense that its heritage begins there (and if that is the argument someone wants to make they should remember the organized militia tradition/minutemen the National Guard is older AND an has a better argument for being an actual branch), no no children. The "Marine Corps" was born in 1947 when established as a permanent force within the Navy, and then only because the Navy was going to get rid of them and some Marine officers rans crying like little bitches past their chain of command to beg some congressmen to give them special treatment in recognition of their minor role in the Pacific Campaign. Thanks for reading my blogpost.With all that said, >>61491785FPBP>>61491902No gays in the AF because they're all either too autistic to touch the private areas others or are loyal to their waifus.
>>61491778Marines aren't a branch in any way but name. The national guard and coast guard are also "branches" by the same logic used to call the marines a branch. It's like in the star wars prequel when Samuel L. Jackson tells Anakin that he can sit on the jedi council but is not awarded the rank of master, where the joint chiefs are the council.
>>61491778The Navy is more gay in the sense that they are full of fags and they do gay shit.The marines are the more gay in the sense they are just insufferably loud, annoying, faggots and attention whores that make being a marine their whole personality similar to how a large subset of harley davidson riders make owning and riding a harley their personality.
>>61491778In terms of literal sex-per-butt? Navy for sureIn terms of the more colloquial sense of the word, eh, depends on the Marine(s) but the potential is much higher
>>61495846tldr, weak b8
>>61492245Says the guy sucking off his Sgt in a porta-john while bluejackets are bukkaking probably legal hookers in Busan after recovering from the clap they got banging an entire village worth of starving Filipina sluts. Don't forget to swallow or you won't get that Must Promote eval, soldier!
all of them
>>61495987Officially in terms of sexual assault and harassment statistics, the marines have the highest numbers against women. The navy has the highest against men.
>>61491778Everything's gay when it involves seamen
>>61492589its one step from homophobia to homosexuality
>>61492463>bear force oneDamn, I remember this from the synchtube days
>>61495940>Marines aren't a branchThere are 4 official service branches in the DoD- Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and 6 Joint Chiefs- Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, National Guard Bureau and Space Operations.The Coast Guard is nominally part of DHS but in theater it works with Navy command, and in wartime direct control passes to the DoD, and it is officially a military service branch. Space Force is the final service branch and it is administered by the Air Force>>61495846>Secretary of the Marine CorpsSECNAV oversees the Marines and Coast Guard, and SOF/OS oversees Air Force and Space Force, but those are still 4 independent service branches with their own command structure and operations
>>61493399Every serving member of the Air Force is a lesbian
>>61495940You are not clever or read-up on this at all. Fucking retard.
>>61492752This is a real magazine cover>>61493399I had a drink at a gay bar in Honolulu and everywhere in there were fat Navy lesbians who drove forklifts.
>>61491778>Which branch is unironically gayer, the marines or the navy?IDF.. Right after Mosad. Mosad is more pedo i think..
>>61500292>a real magazine cover>3381 Sgt busting tape with shitty tats and crossed eyes>out of reg for no goddam reason>carrying surplus WWI bayonet for no goddamn reason>18yo retarded twink shaking his ass >ruining something meant for everyonenigga that's goddamn journalism, 100% this exact scene happened and we are just lucky enough to have a witness draw it from memory
>>61491778As an outside observer who has known a number of people from both, I would not assume nor call either gay but between the two, it's the Marines. You see some shirtless protein powder addict blowing kisses to a mirror, ask yourself if you think it's more likely a sailor or a Marine? It's probably a Marine.
>>61491778Former Navy CTR so a little removed from the fagginess but >>61491785 if anything. It's all fags, retarded blacks and pass around Latinas. Even if you opt for the latter you're still fag adjacent by shared proximity to all of the dick her fat chow hall ass has been ran through. I became straight again once I became a civilian.
>>61500332>filename/pol/faggots are so mindbroken
>>61491778>>61492752Navy has lots more seamenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcjDzi3ghtM&pp=ygUZd29ybGQgb2Ygd2Fyc2hpcHMgbXVzaWNhbA%3D%3D
I think the marines are more gay after 18 of them took ram ranch under siege
>>61491778the navy is the marines' lesbian mom
>>61495846feel like I just watched ncis after reading this.
>>61503952based marketing for a video game
>>61491807someone post the webm, you know the one.
>>61503952I like this one betterhttps://youtu.be/f3PQBHAZ3Rg?si=WPq4u3g8ZqcKz4ft
>>61500292this is too good to be real
>>61491785Having lots of experience with the Navy and Marines, I can confirm this. I've cuddled with and kissed my Marine homies good night in the field, but the Navy is just generally more gay.
>>61496234BASED warriors of zog(jewish child sex trafficking empire)
>>61491778So my thread about the current frontlines in Ukraine and the combat situation is off topic but this thread is? Are the jannies all from the navy?
I think women and seamen don't mix
>>61491778Nuclear Submariner. There is no way you are sticking me on a ship under the water to not see sunlight for months on end where the most beautiful thing I can look at is anime cartoons and buddy's ass from the right angle. I need sunlight. Submariners are like those kinds of gays that never see the sun because they are partying and fucking the night away.
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