What incredible new weapons do you guys think Russia will show off this year at the Victory Parade?
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Realistically speaking, it’ll be a handful of captured nato stuff followed by the usual stuff you see at the parade.Surely it’ll be more than a T-34 this time, right?
I'm not sure but Ukraine will be showing off some cool things
>>61493165What's up shoigu? farming ideas for your 404 parade?
bets on the Bradley they captured being there
>>61493182probably some of those goofy chink golf carts
>>61493165Perhaps the fabled half-a-tank?
>>61493165They may parade some of the captured Western stuff
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>>61493182>Surely it’ll be more than a T-34 this time, right?The single T-34 feels it was symbolic. On one hand they didn't need to show equipment needed at the front (or non existent anyway).On the other hand they show this one single tank, one of THE symbols of their past victory. A single cavalier, against the horrible hordes, if you will. It also sends a (propaganda) message of how it's another struggle against "The Nazis" and that they will again win.>Remember the past glory, we wuz win etc.They'll have even less equipment this year and whatever they'd show would give weight to even stronger questions why the mentioned equipment is not at the front. Captured nato stuff then sounds properly symbolic to include into their parade. They can't show drones as those are unsexy and don't achieve the appearance of stronk. Maybe lots of missiles carriers for nook nook stronk?
Zimbabwe-tier wheelchairs.
>>61493182>Surely it’ll be more than a T-34 this time, right?I wonder if that one they used for that parade has been shipped to the frontline and blown up by now.
>>61493647no way, if they'd used them, footage of it getting blown to shit would've been all over the internet by now
Wonder if they'll cancel the airshow again. It'd be hilarious if they didn't and the FSB snuck a few MANPADS nearby for just such an opportunity. Even better if they drag out a SU-57 or TU-160 for the show and it goes down in a ball of flame in full view of the crowd. Long odds I know but I can dream.
>>61493165BradleyLeopard Abrams engineering vehicleAMX-10StrikerHumvee
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>>61493785kek, basically they're gonna copy what europeans did in 22 when they took a couple of burned out husks and put them in a street on display.iirc ukrainians also did it with some of them
>>61493883Hasn't captured military harware and uniforms been returned to the homeland since the start of war? Taking something from the enemy to bring home and show the folk what their glorious military is fighting. There are Egyptian obelisk in Rome that have been their longer than they were in Egypt.
>>61493777Checked.>not a single russian itemDemilitarization status?
>>61493165Bunch of captured western gear, T-34s, and a couple T-14s leading a column of Putin's new Chinese golf cart hussar corps.
>>61493165a Poseidon in an above ground pool on the back of a long as flatbed truck
>>61493947yeah russians have displayed a dozen or so derelict pieces of western equipment at a the patriot park outside of moscow but now it seems as if they're gonna parade the wrecks around as part of victory day program lmao
Muh dick
>>61493165I want to see those golf carts they've been recently using
>>61494015they've went backto the future
>>61493165>What incredible new weapons do you guys think Russia will show off this year at the Victory Parade?I still believe they should lean into "we are a horde of unhinged barbarians" angle:>roll out captured husks of Leopards and Bradleys>crowd starts chanting GOIDA-GOIDA>half-naked oiled VDV starts whipping the husks with chains>that Putinjugent boy Shaman singing 'I'm Russian' on repeat throughout the entire parade; NO OTHER SONGS>well, maybe from time to time that song about ICBMs and burning USA, but Shaman boy has to keep singing too so it is a pure cacophonyAlas I think we are going to see just another boring parade instead of some kino.
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>>61493883The Ukrainians had a whole parade of burned Russian tanks and the Germans parked one in front of the Russian embassy, which caused /pol/ to have a meltdown lmao
>>61493165leo2, abrams..
>>61493785yes russians are starve in the streets...
>>61494280kek. those are ukrainian shit. they burned them to get rid of ukrainian paintjob.. they do this shit since 2014..
>>61494309soon
>>61494059https://youtu.be/w7anwzp8u58
>>61494328Interesting, elaborate on that Umar
>>61493165They need a big parade because the mobilization order comes right after it.
>>61494059Great blyat!
>>61494350Bonjour-salaam
Last year some guy told me that Russia would probably have several hundred armatas by now. Maybe they’ve been holding them back to send hundreds straight to the war after the parade.
>>61494355>Interesting, elaborate on that Umar
>>61494355mfw mobilization order
>>61494367>Maybe
>>61494370the officials already know so the order must be very close
>>61494384>Post is up there arent you to political Umar?
>>61494386these are trying too hard to sound 3rd world at this point
>>61493165A photo of Shoigu’s dick
>>614931655 captured zelensky's and 3 boris johnson's600 diferent angles of a destroyed bradley100000 pensioners with mosinsthe last VDV gruntmanand the captured remains of nazi cessna
>>61494265Is that a fucking Marder? What the fuck.
>>61494328Yeah, there's no way the turret would still be attached if it was a russian one
>>61494386good morning sirs
>>61493777Fug they got an AMX-10? Neat actually.
>>61493165What I wanna know is where's the fucking BTR-40, BTR-152, PT-76, T-10 and T-40 on the frontline!!!! Shoigu!
>>61493183Oh please oh please let there be a bunch of drones flying around Red Square. And maybe a couple of explosive laden light planes.
>>61494280>caused /pol/ to have a meltdown>>61494280>/pol/tard literally in a meltdownPottery.
>>61493165Surely the threat of drone attack is too high this year and they'll have to cancel the parade?Otherwise my bet is on the Ukrainians contributing a little something to the event as well
>>61495632They'll probably swamp it with all the ECM and air defense they have
>>61493165A single t26
>>61495632>a wild loose nuke appearshttps://youtu.be/WNrqu2RgJKI?si=GeLPKQyGk_bV6yE5&t=44
>>61494328Right in time poltard lmaooooo
>>61493785They seriously let those Leopards get captured? Jfc...
>>61496094Well yes, in war you lose people and vehicles. It does happen.
Imagine the complete /pol/ seizure if they are already in meltdown ITT. I hope the Ukrainians time some spicy ATACMS strikes exactly for the parade, preferably on the bridge.
>>61495588someone told me all the idf thots are actually russian whores israel bought and uses for propaganda
Yeah it's going to be the NATO captures on trailers.A lot of guys on foot, puffing their chests out and being thankful they're not scavenger food.Only question is about the *uninvited* guests.
>>61497796>huh, I thought there would be no planes involved in the par...OH FUCK>captcha H4AT0
all those "new divisions" they raised are gonna parade and get loaded into trains for the frontline just like in 1941 it will be hilarious and sad
>>61493427I hope they feature some rare and valuable equipment and then a Cessna visits red square for a 2nd time
>>61493983>has Swedish flags on the front, side, and presumably rear just incase the sign infront wasnt enough to show that this is A NAZI WESTERN VEHICLE WE CAPTURED WE STRONKlmao
>>61494392>Russia invades Ukraine and bombs its town and cities to rubble>this is the west's faultThis invasion really has exposed all the Kremlin owned shills and skitzos
>>61493165They’ll have some chechens carry a barn
>>61493165An Armata, and it won't even break down this time
>>61497811>>61497796Same thing applies as last year: Ukraine isn't gonna attack the V Day parade, that would be terrible PR
>>61498100Only tankies and other subhumans would get mad about a Russian military parade getting targeted during a war.
>>61498108Ukrainian public opinion is determined by all the people inbetween tankies and TZD enjoyersUs not having a problem with an extremely funny attack doesn't mean most people will enjoy it
>>61498100Why?They got close hitting Zelensky before, Ukie civilians keep getting struck...Putin's mouthpieces are already simmering about mobilization beyond annual conscription. So Russia doesn't really need an excuse.What's there to lose?Do you think it would politicize the sluggish Russian populace, maybe?
>>61498113No I think it would give ammo to the faggots pleading for the West to stop supporting Ukraine
>>61498116Hmm, could be.I'm not used to thinking about pocketed "bleeding heart Conservative," that would fit the bill.
A mass drone strike on the Victory Day parade would be incredibly based and hilarious. The chimp out from Russia would be one step below nuclear though.
>>61494199>Shaman boywho?The Sarmatushki guy should make an appearance.
>>61493983Turnabout is fair play and all of that, but it seems a little tackier when you're the aggressor in the war.
>>61498113You should be aware by now that there exist large double standards for what Ukraine can or can't do in the eyes of the general public. In reality there isn't much utility in attacking the parade anyway, the best move would actually be to use the fact that all the air defence is concentrated around Moscow to hit oil facilities further away.
>>61498113>>61498116It'd give Russia a chance to play the victim internationally too. And you can bet they'd make the absolute most of it for internal propaganda. They've tried to pin an Islamist terrorist attack on Ukraine, an actual attack like that would be downright welcomed.
>>61498164>>61498152Alright these are good points.The AD shuffle to expose refineries, in particular.
>>61498213Remember also that there isn't THE parade, Moscow's is just the biggest. Meaning there are many more cities that they have to move AD to for their paradesHere's hoping
>>61493598Still better than those roller boards they give to vets in Russia.
>>61498280You laugh now but he's going to be carving down a switchback at terminal velocity.
>>61498228I don't think this point stands.It doesn't seem like the Russian State devotes any attention to civilian protection. Even in the two imperial centers, St. Pete and Moskau.This impression:Not only due to the Ural River flooding in Orenburg, or to the unobstructed strikes on "private holdings" like the oil refineries & terminals, but also because of the embarrassing hits to the suburban mansion district of Moscow in 2023.Just about the only things I would assume protected would be the monolithic MoD high-rise, Putin's mansions, and some nuclear-related facilities....Maybe I should have attached a pic of the Pantsir atop the MoD high-rise, kek.
>>61498385Fuck it, it was easy to find.
>>61498138This guy in afrodreads screaming that he is Russian.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPwIEWzqJE
The word on the street is that msocow has cancelled the parade. Stated reason: threat of Ukrainian drone strikes.But at this point the source is The Sun magazine, so... little bit of salt. Let's wait until we have more credible source.
I'm hoping they parade a tank with a cope barn around. One where the driver can't see, and ends up driving smack into all sorts of shit kekeke
>>61496094It's not like they lost the entire fucking 4th Tank Division or anything
>>61493777>Bradley / Leopard / Striker etc.Seems like a reasonable thing for russia to do. What does that look like though? Put them on flatbed trucks and haul them around? Have the truck driver salute? Do you try driving them if they're operable? Do you decorate them up like floats, or leave it bare to show off the wreckage? Will there be golf carts? Literally can't wait to see what they do. This very special miliary op has been pure clown world from the start and get keeps getting worse.
>>614940591.21 ZIGGAWATZ, MARTYN
>>61494350Kumar having a melty!
>>61494427The pisskey?
>>61498047This but a B52
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>>61493165The new wunderwaffle of the russian army forces, of course
>>61498537GRONDGRONDGROND
>>61498492It doesn't have to be complicated.Install a decorative element like this on the truck cab of the flatbed, or bolted centerline onto the wreck.And also use stock from Kubinka, similarly.So for example,You would lead the parade with a Tiger I, and Elefant, on their own flatbeds, followed by Leopard 2. To fit in the "see, just like Grandfathers."Then the American & French captures on flatbeds would follow.You could also have squares of infantry marching to both sides of all the flatbeds, to create an optical illusion from ground level, that these men are carrying all the trophies along on their shoulders.
>>61498553Ah, using NATO country groupings, showing that russia is indeed fighting the whole world, not just the UKR, which of course is a backwater. Guess you really can't use the NATO country flags though... it's not the Olympics after all. And agree you'd lead w/ Germans. >squares of infantry marching to both sides of all the flatbeds, to create an optical illusion from ground level, that these men are carrying all the trophies along on their shoulders.Ooo. That's a nice touch.
>>61498587Compared to the weight of Great Russia's future, 60 tons feels light on their shoulders, light as a feather plucked from an eagle...
>>61498587I'd think the point of the trophies is to play up the idea that you're fighting NATO.They're trying to do the whole 'liberate our misled countrymen' angle so just parading burnt out Soviet equipment would be a bit ghoulish, even for them. Though it'd be super easy. Wouldn't even need any real trophies, just wash the Zs off some of their own wrecks.If you really want to rub in the propaganda angle, add some swastikas and iron crosses and shit to some of the wreckages. It's NATO backing the nazis after all.
>>61494392Image being a MP in the most irrelevant western parliament.
>>61494392>terrorist attack planned and paid by Ukraine Hmm, any evidence?
>>61493165a Honda Bros with 200km of anti drone net and 100miles of wood armor.
>>61498430>The word on the street is that msocow has cancelled the parade.>Stated reason: threat of Ukrainian drone strikes.cancelling your military parade because your dirt poor former vassal has some chink shit drones might be even funnier than the single old tank parade last year
>>61499049Not even chink shit drones, just some mad shit they made in a cave, with a box of scraps>and 3d printers
>no turtle tank showcasekeeping their superweapons close to their chest, huh?
>>61494392Really fucked up how Ukraine planned decades ago for this by planting deep-seated unrest between cultural groups within Russia, abusing minorities that the state didn't see as part of their in-group and tricking them into hating Russia. I can't believe they wrote the Quran and spread violent interpretations of it.Really, it's a wonder Ukraine hasn't won already with such influence and power. We should really send Russia help to fight these NATO islamist nazis.
>>61499246Woah SPOILERS for Dugin's next book
>>61498430The entire puccian identity revolves around being the "saviors" and "victors" of WW2. I highly doubt they would ever cancel the parade, regardless of risks. If anything, monke might just be thankful for attacks during the parade, as he can further rally the mouth breathing puccian people to support his cause (whatever the fuck that may be).
>>61499340Having their own glowies bomb some apartments so you can rally around the (false) flag and gain popular support for what you want to do makes sense.Having your enemies with whom you're at war with (but denigrate as the most incompetent subhumans to ever exist) do a funny during your "watch my show of strength" parade is terrible optics
>>61498685>parading burnt out Soviet equipment would be a bit ghoulish, even for themNah, if you have NATO wrecks, you lead with those. I suspect even loyal russian comrades would consider parading wrecked T72s (UKR or Polish, of course) to be in poor taste. Regardless of actual provenance. I am now wondering where they would pull the actual trained troops for this though. Parade troops seem fairly well trained in their excercises... do they have any of those soldiers left? Would think they're down to pic related by now. >>61499049Hadn't considered the PR impact of *not* doing the parade due to enemy forces. It almost needs to happen as a show of strength.
>>61493165They won't do it, but I would love to see a parade of all their hodgepodge jerry-rigged vehicles cruising through Red Square like the start of a Wacky Races episode and the camera just slowly pans in on Putin's face as he's watching them all go by.
>>61498492Wouldn't it be really funny if they only had one truck, so all you see is one battered vehicle followed by another one an hour or so later with nothing in-between, but they have to keep the patriotic music and the cheering going because otherwise it's just not a celebration?
>>61499246Considering some of the shit they believe, we probably could convince them that the Prophet Muhammad was actually in fact a time-travelling GRU agent by the name of Taras Bandera who create Islam for the sole purpose of ruining Russia if we tried hard enough.
>>61499423>Parade troops seem fairly well trained in their excercises... do they have any of those soldiers left? Would think they're down to pic related by now.It'll just be conscripts and cadets pretending to be proper soldiers, almost marching in step and wearing the most garish uniforms possible. I'm just expecting a repeat of last year on a much smaller budget.
>>61498100War isn't executed in accordance to PR. Unless you're American or Russian or Chinese of course.
>>61498113The Russian Armed Forces can't send in the conscripts without a declaration of war, they can only send in new conscripts after they finished their conscription and because of this are now part of the general reserve or by making them into volunteer troops in some way. How many times do we have to explain this.
>>61499858>The Russian Armed Forces can't send in the conscripts without a declaration of warcan't they be sent wherever inside russia? russia which officially annexed donbabwe and luganda despite not actually controlling large chunks of either?
>>61499878The official annexation of Luba and Donbezuela was to allow for the use of the mobilized reserves. Actual conscripts would need a declaration of war. They can use them as they see fit INSIDE Russian borders though, as in, the actual borders not anything in Ukraine. Maybe also in Crimeia though? I don't know that much.
>>61494265They send a WW2 Marder to Ukraine?Now they are getting desperate.
>>61493165Don’t know but the parade uniforms are pretty cool!
>>61500107Hmm, those uniforms kinda remind me of something...
>>61500107>even got the nazi armbandslmao what
>>61493182>surely
>>61499915But hasn't annexing the South and the Donbas on paper made the territory legally Russian from the Russian's perspective, so that, technically speaking, if they sent conscripts there, they'd still be in Russian territory and therefore not break any laws?
>>61500107For the supposed anti-Nazi army that is involved in removing fascists in Ukraine, their color scheme sure feels a bit familiar.
>>61493165Budanov should sneak a battalion of those gachimuchi extremists into the parade to cast Maximum Gay at Putin.
>>61500107Is it just me, or does this feel like the start of a musical?
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>>61498417>the aliens jamming out to the song at the end of the video
>>61498492You drag them on chains behind a T-14 Armata.That's what I would do.At least I would, if the T-14 wasn't already struggling to drag itself along.
>>61500180It just occurred to me whoever was colorizing this footage forgot the Nazi Party decal on the helmets
>>61500428it's springtime for hitler and germany
>No one's posted it yetShame on all of you
>>61503123lol forgot this one. >>61500641Found it.
>>61493165mark 1 old putinmark 1 truckmark 1 broken nuclear wissilemark 1 suv with machine gunmark 1 vdv new boy faggots screaming 3 old men from ww2 who have no idea what''s going onsome men who fall out windowsa vietnamese t34
>>61494265They're making a comparison to the nazis again
>>61494265>>61506993
>>61494458it is
>>61500220I wonder if those guys who are clearly on steroids and spray painted with a can of brown paint are even really members of the military or if they’re random body builders who were asked to put on a pair of camo pants and participate in the parade
>>61506993"History repeats itself"They had the right idea but went on wrong way
>>61500165They'd have to actually properly integrate it into Russia which hasn't happened obviously for that to occur. It's not as simple as signing a paper and now the map changes to Russia.
Does it make sense for Ukraine to launch drones at the parade to have it called off or otherwise messed with?
>>61498100Leaflet bombing would be pretty good, though, if you managed to pull it off.I'm sure it's objectively not worth the risk, but it'd be hilarious, and really hard for russia to make any hay out of.
>>61499709Oy vey shut it down, the Rossyim know!
>>61493165they gonna show those f16s they captured and himars.
>>61493165Ive heard they gonna parade pow's from western countries so ppl can throw produce at them. Inb4 Parade this year not important as Ukraines front collapsing on many points.
>>61506993I wrote >>61498553,Seeing >>61506993 and >>61494265, I'm surprised by how accurate my prediction may turn out.It's neither exciting nor irritating to see the propaganda schtik. What is this, apathy? It's like looking at a mandatory assembly at work or a school. There's not much to feel, just the same-old, same-old.Some more Russians may perhaps be fooled or press-ganged after this presentation is given.They will show up in Donetsk and die, the reserve motorpools will empty at their rates,More refineries and radars will blow up, planes will crash, boats will sink.More syringes on the window sills, more male no-hopers ODing. More churkas twirling butterfly knives on former Russian streets. More prostitution. A few more parades of remaining humans.An old dog with cold paws, wheezing, dreaming for the last time.
>>61507526Wtf are you talking about brainlet. The annexed portions of Ukraine are considered by Russian law to be sovereign Russian soil, aka no longer part of Ukraine and are now part of Russia, thus allowed to have regular Russian conscripts deployed to it. The cultural, economic, and governmental integration of the people who live there has no bearing on the land’s legal status under Russian law, all that matters is that Russia says the dirt is theirs.
>>61507635Either that or flying a drone carrying the Ukrainian flag over the parade
>>61493165The Putin 64 game console and the Playputinhttps://uk.pcmag.com/migrated-84555-gaming/151641/putin-wants-russia-to-create-its-own-video-game-consoleshttps://metro.co.uk/2024/04/01/vladimir-putin-wants-make-russian-video-game-consoles-take-ps5-xbox-20566551/he'll be doing a live stage demo of world of tanks on it
>>61493947professional militaries and industrialized countries don't need to do this to win public support. America doesn't do military parades, even when we (always) win, because we are past that
>>61509311>professional militaries and industrialized countries don't [...]... do this because they lack SOVL
>>61507931What has that poor dog done to you to deserve this comparision?
>>61493165video games warped my mind I actually thought there is a hello kitty sticker on that tank for a sec
Bradleys, leopards and abrams
>>61500428Yeah, this one.
>>61493165>What incredible new weapons do you guys think Russia will show off this year at the Victory Parade?The next generation of Russian battle tank.
>>61493427They paraded a T-34 because it was what they had. And after-construction about "sending a message" sends totally the wrong message anyway.
>>61493165>What incredible new weapons do you guys think Russia will show off this year at the Victory Parade?Captured Abrams and Leopards. And vatniks won't shut up about it fur months.
It would be really funny if they paraded the captured NATO tanksAnyone know if they have repairable ones? I know they have pretty much intact AMX-10s that were stuck in ditches
>>61509311If you had fought in WW2 instead of joining at the end then you would had parades.
>>61512653they put t-80 roadwheels on the captured Leopard2, no clue how good/bad its internal conditions are. There is no way they can get Abrams rolling though, without giga franken its internals
>>61493207aw he looks sad :(
>>61512758This one >>61512584 is giga fucked but there should be othersI'm pretty sure the first one to die only had blow out panels cooked, the engine might work Too bad the "undefeated" challenger turret tossed
Whenever the shills have to drag out the serbshit to ban evade and spam, you know something's gone terribly wrong in puccia.
>>61512876fuck off serbnigger
>>61494059Totally fake, a zigger helping another, it MUST be ukrainian golfcart crew.
>>61509311the US does victory parades. it just happens that the last wars were mostly unpopular. go look up the desert storm victory parade.
>>61507931>What is this, apathy? It's like looking at a mandatory assembly at work or a schoolYou just summarized how the pidors became the way they are. Imagine your whole life everyday for 70 years being mandatory assembly at work or school. That was communism at its peak and most stable, for 70 years.Add in some rape to keep them in line and properly marxist and you get zombie nation known as contemporary Russia.
>>61508368Why are the yearly 18 year old conscripts not being sent to Ukraine yet then smart guy? Why are the pidors in Ukraine all 40 year old alcoholic reservists or volunteers?
>>61509311Do I need to post the parades for the 1991 Gulf War?>>61512664They had ones for WWII, it was the inspiration for the Gulf War ones lol
>>61512653AMX-10 isn't a tank.
