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>>61502292
Nah, but if this thread is still here within 30 minutes, Jannies, I WILL post the rest of the comic. Don't tempt me.

>>61502319
Save us jannies

>>61502319
OP here. My thread will still be here in 30 minutes and you will never derail it with furry pedo porn.

I need a SERIOUS soldier of the United States Armed forces to answer me. Does it get copier?

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>>61502292
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
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>>61502344
OP here. Janny will never clean this up becasue it is an on topic thread relative to the /k/ meta.

I need air assault fags to justify themselves. Now.

>>61502292
Nope. Hardest 10 days in the army right there

>>61502319
>23 minutes ago
Jannies please

>>61502336
>copier
That isn't a word. Use a real English word zoomer shithead faggot.

>>61502319
1 minute to go

>>61502484
No cap 4chan is owned by zoomers now. If you're over 25 and still here you're definitely a total fucking loser
>>61502319
Tick Tock

>>61502292
Honestly yes it’s the copiest badge the army offers. You don’t need it to do an “air assault” and you would never trust someone with just an AASLT badge to inspect a sling load.
>t. Air Assault, Airborne, Pathfinder at the 101st

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>>61502518
Consider this a sign of good faith, you neck bearded fucks. 15 minutes before I start killing hostages.

>>61502555
Dude... this is going to be so fricking epic. Imagine the look on everyone's faces once they see this comic!

>>61502555
Is this Boku no Pico?

>>61502292
Jesus OP, delete your fucking thread! He's serious!

>>61502523
Maybe a better question is, why doesn't the School include that training?

>>61502575
I don't care if this African American posts his Sonic porn. I need to get to the truth of air assault fags.

>>61502587
dude it's 2024, no one says African American anymore. they prefer Basketball Americans now

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>>61502292
Nope, this is. Only in the US do they give quiters and fuckups medals

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>>61502555
Times up faggots

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>>61502661

>>61502292
Yeah, you don’t even need an ass assault badge to do air assaults. Also you don’t need an ass assault badge to do sling loads. It’s just a cope badge to give to ROTC kids and POGs

>>61502667
Well? Keep going

Is there a badge most identified with furry members of the military?

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>>61502835

Horrible thread, everyone here should kill themselves.

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>>61502835

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>>61502876
Yeah.

Slowly. Gently.
This is how a thread is derailed.

>>61502597
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner_of_War_Medal
>No more than one Prisoner of War Medal may be awarded. For any subsequent award of the medal, service stars will be awarded and worn on the suspension and service ribbon of the medal.
What's the record for how many times one American has ended up a prisoner of war?

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5 jump chumps are hilarious

>>61502502
Jokes on you, I was definitely a total fucking loser long before I turned 25.

>>61503044
>When you really want to defect but they keep shipping you back

>>61502502
See you here in 8 years.

>>61502667
No.

>>61503063
My knees mog yours.

>>61503063
They are, but it is a cool badge, and jump school is a great 3 week vacation.

>>61502502
>If you're under 25 you're definitely a total fucking loser
fixed

>>61502453
What? I got mine when I was in highschool JROTC... Was an E-3 in Basic because of 4 years JROTC, and had that Air Assault badge. It was literally 2 days at Camp Bullius (I gotta be misspelling that, it's just outside of San Antonio) during a 3 week JROTC summer camp.. Just rappelling and then going over a helicopter skid up on a big scaffold and then out of a Huey. This was back in 1989.. Just go or no go on it all. Drill Sergeant freaked out when he saw it on me.. Freaked out even more because it was the first year of split options and I was barely 17, an E-3 and sporting that on my BDU's and Class A and B.. But there it was, already in my service record and legit. Yeah, relaxin' Jackson in the summer of 1990.. God I'm fucking old..

>>61502915
kek
Would be DLI if they had their own separate badge from the rest of intel.

>>61503063
Nah, if I could go back in time 20 years I would just be a 5 jump chump instead. Cool badge AND my knees don't sound like dry rotted rubber? Sign me the fuck up.

>>61502579
It includes training to inspect sling loads, but it’s like high school compared to getting a masters in Pahfinder School. Sling load inspector course is also good for inspections

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>>61502292
I got the damn thing so they'd stop bitching at me

>>61504869
>2-day jrotc tablesalt
I hope you had your certificate and badge orders, otherwise you weren't air assault.

>>61502292
What is this badge?

>>61505725
Batstard cat is a air assault infantryman?

I know a guy that started Air Assault School yesterday. They started Day zero with 124 soldiers, and got down to 69 soldiers after layouts, run, and obstacle course.

I went to AA back in September, 2001.

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>>61508318
>I went to AA back in September, 2001.

Just in time for it to be relevant again lol

>>61508318
Yeah, the Day 0 layout inspection is probably the hardest thing about the whole school, it washes out a hilarious amount of people. After that the biggest POG killer is the 12 mile march at the very end. Everything inbetween is just being able to attend a relatively easy school while being yelled at constantly.
>'97 TSAAS graduate

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>no mention of the rainbow brights
for shame