How powerful would they be as a military force?
Finns alone could conquer most of Europe and Russia if left to own devices.
>>62909731Thats surprisingly little gdp and population. Just a bit above the Netherlands. United Benelux would be a lot richer.
>>62909731Incredibly, dare I say they might even be more powerful than the US. They have the true warriör spirit.
>>62909738The stats are 10 years old https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/2vjxob/if_the_nordic_countries_united_2000x1682/
>>629097315 * 0 is still 0.
they would be somewhat powerful
>>62909731They need to expand into the south Baltic coast to grab a better share of the Lubeck and Baltic trade nodes. Once they gain majority of Novogorod trade, dev up Norway to steal North American trade value by redirecting the North Sea trade and build a big fleet of light ships they'll be able to make a lot of money from the Lubeck node.
>>62909744>dare I say they might even be more powerful than the US. Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahaha. Good one anon!
They don't have enough people. They need to plap blonde hotties to make more chuds.
>2.5 to 3 times more muslims in Neo-Kalmar Union than Icelandics
>>62909815They'll form the suicide-bomber squads, it will be a highly effective form of new combined arms warfare, a mixture of west and east.
>>62909731Play wargame red dragon
>>62909738Yeah no shit, the Netherlands doesn't have a military to speak of and are just jewmaxxing
a very very powerful navy in the north sea and baltic, a very powerful airforce and a big ground force with lots of artillery and finnish tactical and strategic autismso yes, it'd be very hard to invade them, especially with their geographic defensive advantage. i mean just look at that shit, sea all around, a danish bottleneck and a bunch of islands to fucking reach scania. and a invasion from the east is just bogs, mires, forests, and then later swedish rivers and norwegian mountains, what a hellhole to invade. not to mention conscripts with rifles everywhere
>>62912185Bogs, forests, lakes, mires and mines. And a lot of pre-sighted artillery.
>>62910958Netherlands had more 5th generation fighters than Russia.
>>62912410has*
>>62909731They would wipe the floor with the vatniks, and that's all that matters in life.
>>62909731Norway sounds super comfy.
>>62909731everyone likes to think scandies are so alike but it never works out
>>62914080They are like a US region. Significantly different States, but they have far more in common within themselves than any other nation in the EU.Minnesota and Ohio are different, but closer to each other than either is to California or Alabama.
>>62914115Minnesota and California have alot more in common than any Nordic country has to another.
>>62914789>t. Does not live in any of themFaggots in Minnie, Saint and Duluth are not human beings. But still closer than coasties.Fuck the heretics for importing the skinnies.
>>62914809>Fuck the heretics for importing the skinnies.I still can't wrap my head around why this shit happened holy shit
>>62914080Culturally we're more similar than different but we're still different countries with our own languages and moresHistorically Sweden has considered Finland a lesser country not worth allying with because we might turn gommie all of a sudden and so much for that alliance. That's why they were so devastated that we went into NATO first; we lost centuries of little brother status overnight. Norway and Sweden are separated by a mountain range, they've been in a personal union before but it's kind of pointless given the logistics. Denmark is the Singapore of the Nordics and they plain just don't need the rest.
>>62914809It's not little Finland without Somalis is it
Horrible conquerors, but impossible to invade.
>>62909799But I saw a comet in the sky mister, I must rebel
>>62915133I guess the state will collapse now. Too bad.
>>62909731With in order of decreasing irrevelance Åland, Greenland, Iceland and Sweden pulling the relevant countries down it is pretty much up to Norwegian money to keep up Finnish know how and danish connections
shit offense god tier defense
>>62915115Ah it was quite funny when Erdogan was still messing with them and Aftonbladet had an article saying how Finnjävel had dragged Sweden into a mess.
>>62917164Sweden has dragged itself into a mess by supporting terrorism for decadesNot that I'm a fan of that retard Erdogan either or our spineless politicians who groveled before him and Islam in order to get into NATO
>>62917164And then the entire situation was fucked because Sweden's immigration policy had reached critical mass and people were burning Korans, causing Erdogans chimpout. Finland didn't do anything.
I'm active in the Danish Military.Shit offense and godly defense is a good way to describe it, but that mainly comes from the morale of our soldiers - we don't really want to invade anyone, but fuck anyone who tries to invade us. We treat our professional soldiers like athletes and expect them to be at that level fitness-wise, so you could also say we prefer quality over quantity.Both Denmark, Sweden and Norway have a Home Guard that's spread across the country and intermingles with the civilian population making it fucking impossible for anyone to infiltrate. We've ran several FX's with out-of-country forces where they got busted because some old Home Guard dude saw them pull up to his house in a RHIB and he phoned his old CO to ask what's up.Also, any attack on a Danish soldier on duty constitutes an attack on our King himself, which means we can shoot back instantly without requiring permission. Lots of towelheads have found this out the hard way.
>>62909731Norwegian money, swedish arms manufacture and finnish autism would be rather sweet. Iceland can come too, but not sure about denmark. Danes are smelly.>>62917190Smelly stinky dane.
>>62909731Pretty strong if we put our minds to it. We'd heavily be into the naval stuff due to our extensive coastline, so you'd bet we'd probably be on par with France/Italy/UK.Honestly it would also negate much of the problems being a smaller country would entail for all 5 countries, such as more expensive procurement, increased training costs, maintenance, smaller recruitment pool etc. Since all countries are in NATO we will probably see the move towards a more unified military force, especially when it comes to procurement, and if Trump decides to leave NATO then the Nordics going for nukes would make a ton of sense.
decent air forces probably, but lacking in ground warfare endurance
>>62917185>people were burning KoransThat's based and I hate the Finnish establishment for going>g-good thing we have b-blasphemy laws because it improves our national securityFucking sheep each and every one. We will have sharia within 30 years
>>62917190>Both Denmark, Sweden and Norway have a Home Guard that's spread across the country and intermingles with the civilian population making it fucking impossible for anyone to infiltrate.Finland should have this but we're inundated with leftists who would cry fascism if this sort of thing ever returned
>>62917226I'd vote for a politician that would pinky promise to remove blasphemy laws, even if only out of spite for those that support that law existing
>>62917315Too bad we don't have a real liberal party reallyJust kikes and Communists
>>62909736Yes, I'm sure a few thousands conscripts equipped with nothing but glorified AKs could do anything
>>62909731you need to work o a better flag there, bud
>>62917190I hit on a female soldier standing guard outside the gate at the Royal Palace in Copenhagen. I was waiting for the changing of the guard where the marching band comes through and she was standing at the gate in the pouring rain so I stood next to her with my umbrella covering her. She was like "thank you but I'm not really supposed to do this" I of course replied "I just wanted an excuse to get close to you" and she laughed and I got her instagram and then we were going to catch up but I was leaving too soon.
>>62917367Women in the forces aren't held anywhere near the same standards as men. They're basically advertisements to recruit more men, hence why she's put in such a forward-facing role.They have lower requirements than men everywhere except the special forces, which is why no woman has ever been in the Danish special forces.
>>62917376Don't worry mate I know, I served in the French Army. At least your average Danish female is like 175cm, you get all kinds of 3rd world abominations in the French Army like 140cm Laotian women and midget Africans and shit.
>>62917400>frog>hitting on every female he seesWhy are you guys so good at living up to the stereotypeI witnessed a frog in Korea hit on a girl and he looked like he was going to rape her if he wasn't getting pussy the regular way
>>62917400and even worse, corsicans
>>62917164atatürk would be spinning in his grave if he saw that fez row what erdogan is doing to turkey
>>62914899loxism
>>62917226>Fucking sheep each and every one. We will have sharia within 30 yearsI for one support that. What's not to love about getting to marry 12 year olds and stoning old whores?
>>62917229>Finland should have thisWhat is the Maakuntakomppania
>>62917229retard, the USSR forbid us from having it.
>>62909731They could beat Great Britain so better than Argentina but that's about it.
>>62917190>godly defense is a good way to describe it>fuck anyone who tries to invade us. We treat our professional soldiers like athletes and expect them to be at that level fitness-wiseLol, how many hours did your country last against Germany again?
>>62918343>dude 80 years ago lmao
>>62918343Danish embarrassment has been a thing much longer than that. I mean who controls Skåne again?
>>62909731>hyperliberal individualists>tfr of 1.4>0 sexually morality>longhouse matriarchal society>cant even take care of somalis in their cities>arab gangs dogwalk them in the streetsthey would not be a threat at all
>>62918343It held until the prime minister told the army to stand down. We kinda hid it to be a part of the allies in the peace, but Denmark was not initially occupied. It was a partner country to Germany run by its own government. Only from '43 was Denmark run by German occupational command after a period of unrest.
>>62918372>I mean who controls Skåne again?Arabs
>>62918372>I mean who controls Skåne again?Jews and Arabs
>>62918388stay mad ivan
>>62918406Russians are even worse, that does not take away from the disaster that nordic countries are, especially sweden
>>62918322And the USSR hasn't existed in how long already? >>62918152Maak is insignificant, any such organization should permeate all of society
>>62919133>And the USSR hasn't existed in how long already?true. we should bring it back. russia might kick and whinge but nobody cares
>>62918397>>62918405Based, let's all embrace accelationism. Soon we'll be able to have a harem of 12 year old girls and stone old corrupt politicians to death.
>>62917323It's the arty that would do the heavy lifting with conscripts mopping up and carving spurdos into people with puukkos.
>>62919011There wouldn’t be any countries who would both be larger and less fucked up
>>62919491Sure, but that doesnt change the fact that nordic countries are right behind in replacement migration and anti White policies
>>62919174Accelerationism is cope and a terrible idea
>>62917404Women owe me sex in exchange for me not raping them.
>>62920526>t. jew.
>>62909731They would probably have a good Navy and winter warfare special operations. As much as I love Suomi, I say ditch the Finnish due to the language barrier. Anteeksi, Suomi bros
>>62920601accelerationism was created by marxists lmao, its cope for men who want to lay down and do nothing.