How the fuck? In that video they say you should be able to hold the rifle up entirely with your right hand but if I try to to pic related with my AR I have to really drop my elbow and I have no leverage and have to use my face to counter balance the stock. I can kind of do it if I have my elbow down and have the stock like all the way down in the pocket so none of it is above my shoulder, but even that isn't very stable
>>64872246AR has pistol grip.
Looks like you form a fulcrum with your elbow, then it's mostly your back doing the work. Would require significant flexibility that is usually not seen today, and definitely not in sleeve-tattoo TRT hype-beast blackrifle coffee-beard sell-outs who peaked at 19 in GWOT.Can you put both hands under your armpits and touch your elbows? Give me a minute to get a pic. It's awkward.How heavy is an m1? I mean the m1 that is pertinent to the conversation, not any of the other m1s.
Oh look it keeps making threads.
>>64872342>Give me a minute to get a pic. It's awkwardLike so. Sorry for the tilt-had to use my feet to hold phone
>>64872358what the fuck am i looking at
>>64872363I thought I was very succinct in my explanation l.
>>64872358what the fuck?>>64872342isn't an M1 like 10 lbs?
>>64872435>what the fuck?Yes?
>>64872358
>>64872486What's wrong with you people
>>64872358I can do this with my hands above my armpits, but not under my armpits
>>64872358I have no clue what body parts I'm even seeing. What is this.
>>64872358wtf
>>64872536Touching the postanferior noosi together.
Even the skinwalkers are turning into femboys
>>64872554how many elbows do you think an arm is supposed to have
>>64872578Hey now, I try my best, but human bodies are w e I r d
>>648725782? That's what I learned in my pack.
>>64872358why is it censored?
>>64872358huh?
>>64872358Is that a hairy buttcrack in the middle? I cant stop laughing.
>>64872583For your sanity.
>>64872591it's a face
>>64872591It isn't. That would be gay.
>>64872246You need muscles and a life not spent on your ass to do the things men from the 1940s could do without effort. You fat bastard.
>>64872246unironically, grip strength.you don't realize how underdeveloped your hands are compared to the pre-computer generation who averaged ~20-40% stronger hand strength. it's a legitimate conversation in the medical community, including being a sign of agining and dementia onset..gramps spent his entire childhood swinging bats and turning wrenches for fun and for work, few people outside the third world can say the same today.
>>64872608>>64872611post a pic doing what OP did
>>64872620can't, not enough grip strength like grampa.
>>64872358??????????
>>64872620nta, heaviest gun i have, 8 or 9 lbs bathroom scaleits kinda toughi can hold it for about 15 sec before i get tiredthough i am a bit winded from running todayfat fuck
>>64872665Running won't make you taller.
>>64872673yeah i know retardgood for heart health and getting lean
Oh lord jesus what in the saint's name is going on in this thread.
>>64872358BUT WHO WAS PHONE
>>64872611Aside from a while spent playing vidya in my teens, I've spent years wrenching, diy-ing lifting, and doing manual jobs but I'm still surprised every time I shake some old guy's hand he nearly crushes mine. Maybe I'm just not in the mindset of trying to establish dominance through handshakes but even the twiggy ones seem to have more grip strength than me.
>>64872620No rifles here to try. The only thing near that weight is a 15 pound dumbbell either extended or tucked-in like pic related, which I can do for a long time. I can spend a whole day running a 44" chain saw that weighs more than 30lbs. And I am still a modern lazy bastard compared to the previous generations.
>>64872687It’s literally because you’re not playing the game and they are. They’re trying to hurt you.
>>64872358>gay porn?...
>>64872692>No rifles here to try.Gay retard
>>64872677>good for heart health>and getting leanoh noanon you've got a lot to learn. there's nothing wrong with running in moderation, but it's less efficient and less effective than eating right, lifting, and swimming or sprinting; and long distance running is the single form of exercise known to man to reduce lifespan. Running marathons is the equivalent of smoking tobacco.
>>64872708i dont care if i shorten my lifespan. oh noe ill die at 60 instead of 80. not to sound overly r9kish but idgaf. i want to be lean
>>64872665I'll have to try it with my shotgun or .22.When I tried it with my AR I had to use my face to counter balance the stock
>>64872708>running in the method we've literally evolved to do is le badThis might be the most retarded bullshit I've ever seen, even dumber than the Iranians saying they're whiter than Americans by cherrypicking the two pale Persians with a filter
>>64872692>no gunz
>>64872611>few people outside the third world can say the same today*Most people.Consider that most millennials had a childhood before mobile phones were commonplace.It's only the smallest and latest generations that are fucked from the start, and even that is only if their parents can't into parenting.
>>64872723I only have pistols.
>>64872722Do you not understand how evolution works? Once your -200kBC African ancestor ran down a gazelle and nutted in a wife at 16 the rest was gravy. Nature didn't care that he was more likely to have a heart attack at 55.Read the studies if you actually want to know instead of vibing about BS. Running marathons does permanent heart damage and accelerates muscle loss resulting in an average fifteen year reduction in life expectancy.
>>64872611>>64872726don't indian men have weaker grip strength than the average white woman?
>>64872750>Read the studiesDaga kotowaru, that sounds like nerd shit and I don't like nerd shit, nerd
>>64872358What the fuck am I looking at? No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??
OP here,>>64872665 I can kind of do it with my .22, though it's hard as fuck and the gun sags. I can't do it with my mossberg at all. the second I let go with my left hand the barrel drops
>>64872695I guess. I'm more usually peeved that I'm having to touch somebody for the sake of not seeming like a weirdo and only afterward realize that I'm now the loser of some dominance ritual I don't understand. I lost to our frail old pastor a few weeks ago, too. Anyway, I can do this with a 10/22 and m1 carbine, but the AR is awkward and I can't get my elbow up that far with the grip.
>>64872722>evolved to doYou know how an entirely different breed of dog can be created in about 150-200 years.Even assuming that people are more complicated than such, and natural change is vastly slower than forced husbandry,It's been many thousands, many many thousands of years since the majority of the human species has lived like those African bush tribes.No you are not evolved to run all day for days.You can train to adapt to it, sure.But you aren't a machine built to jog at 10kph endlessly and genetically you haven't been such for a very, very long time.There's a very good reason why WALKING barely generates more energy use than standing still, while running triples that or more.Most hunter peoples in ancient time laid wait in ambush, in planned groups with people spaced apart. They did not run endlessly for days.The notion is just silly masturbatory nonsense based on the factless idea of "cave men"
>>64872358what creature is this?
>>64872895Hi :3
>>64872774Holy DYELDon't know what you faggots are talking about, this is easy as fuck.
>>64872985you don't own guns, tranny. you are a no gunz troon
>>64872774>OP here,You're not me.I have neither a 22 or a mossburg.
>>64872342>>64872358No, can't do that. Pretty sure 95% of the human population can't do that.>for those wondering wtfThe blurred out part is his face. The "ass" are his, and I use the word very loosely here, pectorals being pressed together. He has put his hands in his armpits and touched his elbows together. It's fucking weird.
>>64872708>>64872722>>64872750>>64872882nice cherrypicking you dumb niggerHere's an ultramarathon runner, people who can run for a day and a night. How dare you spread disinfo about running being bad for you.
>>64872358Incredible
>>64872358legend
>>64872755
>>64873258>brazilian women the strongestimagine the handjobs
>>64873116>and I use the word very loosely here, pectoralsFuckYa madahI bench 2 plate and that's enough for me.
i think i figured it out
>>64872358>>64873116Clearly OP's homunculus got loose, consumed him, and is now pretending to be an anon
>>64873318>bicepThat's a tricep, DYEL retard
>>64873340same differenceyour arm thigh basically
>>64873349Spoken like a skinwalker that barely understands the human form
>>64873361nah if i was a skinwalker i would be bothering people driving through my rural area at night and making funny noises to scare the redneckswould be living my best life chasing people through the woods, scaring people to death, not posting on this shithole
>>64873258>highest average male grip strength is roughly 45kgNigga what? I am a turbo fat fuck who doesn't and mine is just under 90kg.
>>64873340what fucking way do your elbows bend?
Bless you all for this thread I have not laughed so hard in months.
>>64873415>mine is just under 90kg.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11863340/According to this source and looking at table 2 then you are deep into the the 95th percentile when it comes to grip strength.
>>64872358laughed so hard i woke up my neighbourlooks like an asscrack with chicken wings morphing into index fingers atop
>>64873471You know that autistic anon who only works his traps because it tricks women? Same idea, but I am autistically fixated on number go up with grip strength.
>>64873471How is it measured?
>>64872358What the fuck is this lol
>>64873493>"Although muscular strength cannot be defined by a single measure, it is widely assessed by handgrip strength (HGS) using handgrip dynamometry"It also mentions they used data from 100 studies that used HGS tools.
>>64873531>HGS toolsIgnore this, they used handgrip dynamometry to measure it handgrip strength.
>>64873399>bothering people driving through my rural area at night and making funny noises to scare the rednecksYou can do that as a real human bean, you know. I wouldn't chase them through the woods though unless you're capable of rapidly changing your physical form in grotesque ways as has recently been shown.
>>64872497I can barely and I mean barely touch my elbows together at all. I'm pretty much inflexible to the max though...
>>64872717i think its the traditional stock ergonomics, was able to hold a mossberg590 thats 2lbs heavier than my ar for a min easy.was struggling with the ar after 15 seconds.
>>64873556You should work on that. I've found that the key is not to push, but to relax. It's actually harder to relax than to push. Go to into your maximum stretch where your muscles are fighting you, back off 10%, and actively try to relax any tense muscle groups anywhere. Harder than it sounds but that's how you build flexibility.
>>64873569idk if it was because the mossberg was loaded or if the buttplate had no grip on my shoulder but I can do it with my henry that weights the same if not slightly more than the mossberg but when I tried it with the mossberg it fell immediately
>>64872246I just tried this with my M1, it's doable but not for long. The video explicitly mentions that this is supposed to be an exercise to "loosen up the shoulder joint" and "if you do it enough, you can hold the rifle with one hand." It isn't some sort of whacky shooting position or something.
>>64873612>the buttplate had no grip on my shouldeTry forming the shoulder flesh around the stock.
>>64872358Put me in the screencap
>>64872358>Even with the explanation
>>64873624might be that. the henry has a curved buttplate
>>64872358HAHAHAHAHAH
>>64872358HAHAHAHAHAHA wtf is this
>>64873676>>64873677Why did you post twice?
>>64872687but I'm still surprised every time I shake some old guy's hand he nearly crushes mine. Maybe I'm just not in the mindset of trying to establish dominance through handshakes but even the twiggy ones seem to have more grip strength than me.The only time my (silent gen) father has been disappointed in me was when I limp wristed a handshake before I departed to college. At that moment years ago he taught me how to do a proper handshake which was apparently painful to my peers. His hands are like giant compared to mine and he jokingly would mention his father’s hands were much bigger than his with a real firm grasp, and that his grandfather’s was even thicker; he’d dread shaking those hands as his hand would he absolutely crushed. I’d doubt for those sorta people it wouldn’t be about anything silly relating to dominance but rather a brief connection of values that I’d assume would be alien to most with modern sensibilities. What is the standard of strength? What does it take to be a man? In my mind just by thinking about the subject I’d believe I’ve already failed
>>64873691Ahkshually, the posts were 57 seconds apart. I don't think you can do that?
>>64873732Working with hand tools all day builds your hands a lot. Especially doing shit like working with angle grinders and such since you have to clamp down and control the stupid thing for minutes at a time. Older people come from a time where work like that was more common but you can see the same thing in mechanics and other dudes who do shit with their hands. I figure that a lot of the time they really don't know their own strength. The bathroom doorknob at my old job was fucked up all the time from the welders cranking down on it like it owed them money but I suspect they weren't really even trying.
>>64873794>57 seconds apartare you dumb? it's clearly 63 seconds.
>>64873803Huh. So it is. I think I might be
>>64872358put me in the screencap
>>64873625>>64873808No one is making one. And if they would they wouldn't pity put you in one.
>>64872358I rarely come to /k/, but when I do, I come to /k/.
>>64872358i fucking threw up
>>64872246I can hold them with my elbow more down inline with the rifle... My damn elbow just doesn't want to get as high as the OP pic. Is this supposed to be easier or harder than holding the gun with your arm extended fully in front of you? I honestly can't tell. You'd think the leverage on your arm would be less since it's in closer to your body.
>>64873811You too! Come again!
>>64872358That's a lot of meat.
>>64873799I’m going to assume genetics could play a role as well as I remember back in high school I had a mate who we described as having “retard strength” (it wasn’t malicious; he owned it.) So he was a slightly taller dude but he had thick hands from doing “nothing” just like the rest of us and during the final year at camp he bested hardcore gym rugby fags in an arm wrestling contest. It was like the only time I saw him locked in, focussed and angry and the intensity in his eyes was otherworldly as the two juggernauts collided and steam was blowing from their ears and their faces blowing up, it felt like an eternity amongst the yelling and laughter and then there was a shift in the air. You could feel the absolute shock, that split second terror rendered abject horror and disbelief when that rugby fag knew he had lost before his hand collided with the table. In that wooden shack it became a circus as it felt like the world was turned upside down as those regarded once as mighty were conquered by a gentle (retarded) giant, who was awarded the title among peers as the strongest in the school.
>>64872687Put your index finger out when they shake your hand, it makes your hand uncrushable.
>>64872358pls be gay :3
>>64873318Thos are not hands...
>>64872882>breed of dog can be created in about 150-200 years.>Even assuming that people are more complicated than such, and natural change is vastly slower than forced husbandry,That isn't comparable at all. Forced selection by intelligent being choosing features can not be equated to evolution.>It's been many thousands, many many thousands of years since the majority of the human species has lived like those African bush tribes.>But you aren't a machine built to jog at 10kph endlessly and genetically you haven't been such for a very, very long time.Thousand years mean nothing in evolutionary terms. Even the advent of agriculture isn't old enough to have relevant evolutionary effects.There are around 400 thousand years between homo sapiens and homo heidelbergensis and that one is already similar enough to be confused with your neighbor.And compared to pre-historic humans we face far less selective pressures and bottlenecks.
>>64873964Sorry, but being gay isn't yicky
>>64872358I'm so glad I still come to this board
>>64872358>all those jointsDo you also happen to have a skin-table, by any chance?
>>64872358The more I look, the less sense it makes. You are amazing anon.
>>64874446No, but I heard of him.
>>64872358I'm glad I still come to this shithole from time to time.
>>64872358The longer i look the worse it gets. Is this how skinwalkers are made ?.
>>64874673Skinwalkers are a myth.
>>64872358how
>>64872358What a chad.
>>64872358>>64873116THAT AIN'T NO WRISTOP IS A CRYPTID
>>64874149>Even the advent of agriculture isn't old enough to have relevant evolutionary effects.Is that why people from Mesopotamia are thin manlets that are easy to manhandle by any Nordic male ?
>come to /k/ for the first time in a while>think I'm gonna see a good old fashioned "anon is retarded" thread>see this shit instead >>64872358
>>64872358Mfw poster is half life cut content
>>64872358Never change, /k/.
>>64875221kek I haven't thought about mr humpy or whatever for a long time
>>64872358Didn't realize The Thing browses /k/
>>64872358Include me in the screencap
>>64872358what the fuck
>>64872358WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>64872358what in black men kissing am i looking at
>>64872358Most cursed image I've seen all week. Thanks anon, very cool, I'm going to pressure wash my eyes now.
>>64872358This is on par with the retarded ok sign from /co/ and that s o y boy wrist.Never in my life did I think I would ever encounter a cryptid thread.
>>64872358What the actual fuck am I looking at
>>64872358>Sometimes this fucking board is weirdest than /x/
>>64872358la creatura
>>64872358Are you a Silent Hill monster?
>>64872358Ok I got it. This creature rotated his elbows inward to the point of popping out or almost popping out his shoulders from their sockets so his elbows could touch but the opposite way the connecting limbs are his forearms, that is his ass. He took the pic with his feet (with opposable thumbs on feet) and the censored part his is dick
Diagram illustrating how the creature rotated his arms. What boggles the mind is how he detached and reattached them because shoulders cannot bend like that
>>64872358can i be in the screencap
>>64872358why is /k/ filled with cryptids?
>>64872358What the fuck is this shit?
>>64872358>>64873116Not OP; I can do what he is doing. Is that bad? should I see a doctor/priest?
>>64875533post a pic as proof please.
>>64874223>Sorry, but being gay isn't yickyis*>>64875221That looks retarded lol>>64875295>s o y boy wrist.was it the one with the s o y bottle open helperer?>>64875454>>64875466No, but you get points for being the first one to actually bust our mspaint. Very Wakarimasen meme-y.>>64875511>why is /k/ filled with cryptids?/k/ is filled with far weirder samples of actual humanity. Have you been to /arg/ or /cangen/?Also, I'm touched my abilities are able to bring laughter to a number of you. Bringing some joy to you has brought me joy in turn.Also also, if any Glowing Ones are driving to my door right now to ask questions (it is known you guys are watching) please don't kill my dog. I know that you're probably not ATF, but I'm just throwing that out there. He's a good boy. We can just have a conversation. Also I am under-employed so if you guys are recruiting I'm very receptive. I'm good with my hands, amongst other things.
>>64875558>I’m good with my handsSTOP
>>64872358Every time I look at this pic it feels like I'm having a stroke
>>64875533>>64875543
>>64875543Unlike OP I have the decency to wear clothes
>>64875598We are witnessing horros beyond our comprehension. Hey so when you skin walkers eat people and mimic their habits, does that involve posting on 4chan too
>>64875602you're just jealous because you didn't get invited to the bi-monthy cryptid potlucks.
>>64875558The very same.
>>64872358> Sorry for the tilt-had to use my feet to hold phone
>>64875602>skinwalker eats random dude innawoods>gets stuck living as an unloved sperg neet who spends his days posting on internet forums>can no longer go to the cryptid potlucks because you're too compelled to jerk off to porn and be a shut-inAlmost more horrifying than being a skinwalker.
>>64875598your armpits seem kinda low there, friend. Also, beware, looks like he's posting from a dorm, uni bathroom, or some other shared educational setting like that. I don't know this one so his intentions might go either way.
>>64875598That's beyond the pale ignorant and disgusting.
>>64875654>ignorant???
>>64872358This motherfucker skipped human practise.
>>64872358what?
>>64872342>>64872358>Would require significant flexibilityI'm overweight and I can do that thing too, lol
>>64872358After seeing the other anon with clothes >>64875598 and actual lighting to understand what the fuck I was looking at I think you're at the upper 5% percentile of flexibility anon.
>>64875929Weight and flexibility are inversely correlated but the causation for both is independent of either
>>64872358goddammit /k/, I just wanted a /k/omfy thread to read before going to bed but now I can't because I'm laughing too much
>>64872358I loved you in Slither dude
>>64875598Did you not bother forming a human bottom-half or are you actually armpit-level with door-handles?
>>64872358I get it's 4chan, but please don't post this cursed shit again
>>64875598>shrugs in cryptid
>>64872358WHO TOOK THE PICTURE!?!?!?!?!
>>64876267can you not read?>Sorry for the tilt-had to use my feet to hold phoneanyway it's nice to see some interest in cultural exchange on 4chan that isn't just "hurr fuck your country", perhaps we can be good neighbours with the Shoggoths after all.
>>64876289reading is for fags, 'Merica
>>64875511they come here for secks
>>64872358Sweet mother of Sung what is this?
>>64872358Impressive. You may have joint hypermobility
>>64872358what the hell did i just see?
>>64872722Most human cultures have always hunted through surprise. Persistence hunting is used by a small number of African tribes. Almost every other human culture stalks and then surprises its prey.
