Realistically, how viable is "randomizing" pizza purchases to mask your peak operation times?Webm unrelated https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/military/pete-hegseth-pentagon-pizza-report/
not weapons
>>64896746Not very. If most people work 9-5, a quick look at the parking lot in the evening answers the question.
>>64896848I figured either here or /g/ would be viable to get an answer. /K/ anons are typically better about military strategy though.
>>64896746What is going on on the webm
>>64896746Couldn't they just stockpile frozen pizzas and then train people to cook them on site? Surely this isn't beyond the capabilities of the US military?
>>64897007The system was running off USB.
>>64897051...and? A large number of distros and tools are meant exactly for that.
>>64897007>FBI raid nabs a hacker and seizes his laptop while it's still logged in>evidence guys fuck around with it a little bit>some retard takes the operating system USB out>all evidence instantly destroyed
what im surprised by is that they don't either have cooks on site at the pentagon, or just have part of the food court open 24/7because in actual FACT there is a food court at the pentagoneven if thats not viable just like order 200 pizzas at the start of the evening, if anyone asks then some low level but very well liked analyst just retired and we're having a party :)>>64897154they were sifting through anon's computer to plant cp, but then basically pulled the OS drive out. not every loonix system is a "live system"in this case it is a feature that it doesn't survive being pulled, since presumably the drive is encrypted and now the cops will need a warrant to search it since it's not just hanging out in the openidk why other pig randomly pulled it though, it didnt look like there was any reason to, and every crimjus book i've read that goes over evidence handling says that on a computer system you're better off not messing with it because of exactly that, at best you might make it crash and now it's a pain in the ass to recover files that weren't even destroyed on purpose no different than if you put it in a paper bag but then dropped it in a pond on the way out
>>64897180>idk why other pig randomly pulled it thoughHe was on the cartel payroll.
>>64897180>since presumably the drive is encrypted and now the cops will need a warrant to search it since it's not just hanging out in the openif it was then your "rescue CD" wouldn't be able to sift through the files. If he just has a log-in password though that's when you're golden to fire-up another OS and just mount the partition, sifting through a perp's cat photos and planting CP.
>>64897241>if it was then your "rescue CD" wouldn't be able to sift through the files.no one was using a "rescue CD" you fucking moron, they were searching that man's laptop because it was out and logged in already
>>64897289Oh, then the explanation for why the other pig took out the USB is clear as day - no? It IS a rather unintuitive assumption that your OS at home is on your USB.
>>64897180>the drive is encryptedWho does this? Suspicious behavior. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear I say. the sheepdogs will handle the bad apples.
>>64897295>be investigator>arrive to a crime scene>start moving shit around for no reasonhell yeah brother
With all the seethe over Hegseth Im surprised no one made a joke that its just Hegseth getting the munchies
>>64896746This is peak stupid. Literally just tell google to report random traffic counts for the place. Phone-initiated IEDs in Iraq and Afghanistan were solved (after years of fucking about with stupid jammers that also denied friendly comms) by forcing the local cellular network operators to introduce a random 3-20 second delay before a call was put through. It made targeting vehicles impractical because your bomb could go off earlier or later than you expected by a large enough margin that you'd miss the target most of the time. Insurgents abandoned phones and moved back to using wires.
>>64897305>the pentagon should be able to absolutely tank your metrics and google review score because they are too stupid to have office snacks ready
>>64897304>seethe over Hegsethhas Kegsbreath done something new?
>>64896746So is shit going to go down with Iran or not? Tired of this waiting game.
>>64897319Got drunk and Charlottesvilled some liberals
>>64897154A system running off a bootable USB is typically not persistent (it can be made so, but for bootable drives that's usually either unnecessary or undesirable)Meaning that when you pull it, all data is lost instantly and when you boot it again it will have reset to the state it was in when created.
>>64896746Why did he do it, bros?
>>64897372He was bribed with treats.
>>64897341Holy based.
>>64896746You order personnel to bring their own food or eat a fucking MRE. When the jackasses inevitably try to get around the order you make their punishment brutal and very public.
>>64898182Force feed them these.
>>64896746The Pentagon is huge. If pizza is so damn important, why not open a pizzeria there?
>>64897300I hope you are joking.
>>64897300>Who does this?Anyone who does real work on a laptop that would lose its value or create harm if stolen, either by ordinary criminals or some state. Like, if your livelihood is doing research for your own patents then someone stealing your laptop could ruin your life if it weren't encrypted.
>>64897378This, but unironically.
>>64897180>idk why other pighow's the transition going?
>>64897020They have a taco bell and mcdonalds inside the building, a full cafeteria, and other workers...
>>64898446are police highly trained experts familiar with the who put their lives on the line regardless of the risks, or do they treat "innocent until proven guilty" as an obstacle while they civil asset forfeiture your money? Yyou don't need to answer that nor take that as an insult. it's just insight into different perspectives on contemporary law enforcement in the US. you should not anticipate police being respected, nor always being deserving of respect, though the opposite is true as well.
>>64899089I've never had a cop be an asshole to me. must be a benefit of being white
>>64898364actually unironic fair point. it already has a cafeteria like any other corpo campusfamously, they have a starbucks (or maybe it was a subway or smth) and it is the ONE(1) store in the entire franchise that can get around the requirement to get names for orders becuase muh secrecy.honestly im surprised they dont just have their own catering instead of fast food. microsoft has on site "chefs" (not really, it's more like hospital food, bust still, they have an "in house" option)
>>64899121Come to the whitest state. They'll lie, throw charges at you and larp that they aren't just the faggot fist for ((them)) to oppress us.
>>64899408cops are always nice to me, must be my white privilege. I can't relate to you
>>64899422You haven't heard about those DNR cops that arrested a guy named Shane Huffman? They made up laws to arrest him and attempted to seize his new truck. They were caught on bodycam conspiring to arrest him just to seize his property because one of the pigs was too fucking stupid to turn off his body cam. The victim was white. Cops abuse their power constantly, and it often results in the death of law abiding whites. On the other hand, cops are afraid to arrest blacks, and DAs just let them walk, even after committing violent felony offenses. You must be brown if you've never had a problem with cops.
>>64899565nope. I'm very white. I get that being a person of color, you've had bad experiences with the police. But as a white man, I cannot relate to your hate of cops, my no gunz friend
>>64899565>yeah but have you heard of this shit that has never happened to you? >are you angry at ALL of these people even the ones who didn't do that shit because of these things that didn't happen to you? >I'm going to invert reality and call you brown if you've never had problems with the policeDeranged
>>64898191war crime
>>64898364>>64899335it's not exactly top secret info that they have an abundance of food services inside the Pentagonhttps://www.whs.mil/Portals/75/Documents/WELCOME%20to%20the%20PENTAGON-2025.pdf?ver=a8D0-6D4lNyCZLYIcpNHdQ%3D%3D
>>64899693I'm jealous they got fucking BBQ and sushi and a Panda Express
>>64897316>deliver pizza for the government>get fucked by the governmentchoices and consequences
>>64899693Yea, the problem isn't that they don't have food options, it's that unlike soldiers and sailors, the fast food workers can't be told "drop everything, you're staying here because we're about to do some funny things", so they close at normal hours because when there isn't bullshit happening, you don't need 24/7 food service at that quantity.
>>64899693>those food choicesgrim
>>64896746Tell your staff not to be retards and to not change their habits in the exact same way every time something is happening.
>>64899880>you need to work overnight because we're starting another war in the Middle East>but don't change your habits! the enemy could be watching!
>>64898452But obviously the mission planners don't want MacDonalds and Taco Bell, otherwise they wouldn't be ordering pizza.
>>64896746Stupid way of doing itThe real answer is to ban food delivery, introduce 24/7 DFACs, lay in a stock of frozen pizzas and excess staff and oven facilities to reheat them, and roof over the carparks for fuck's sake
>>64896746>acquire a bunch of freezers and ovens>purchase truckloads of deep freeze pizzas>just heat up pizzas inhouse instead of ringing up the local pizza parlors>throw the occasional (mandatory attendance) pentagon pizza party to improve morale and make real 'pizza events' less obvious
>>64899991Kegsbreath, doing things in the most ass backwards counterproductive way possible? It's almost like he's spent the last 20 years a coke snorting alcoholic sex pest with no redeemable features or relevant experience.
>>64900055Who would have guessed that a guy with tattoos covering two thirds of his body would turn out to be a bad decision maker?
>>64900025better way is just to have an inhouse pizza-shop
>>64899614>whites more likely to be bootlickers Yeah, no shit. You must be from San Diego or some faggy liberal city.
>>64896746Why don't they just get their own fuckin pizza oven?
>>64897180Because pigs are humans and humans are stupid. A larger chunk of pigs are dumber than you think. Also people in authority always ignore tech instructions because they think some nerd will come and fix their booboos
You guys are all giving solutions but is there even a problem?Has anyone actually gone back and looked to see if the pizza alerts aligned with operations? What's the false positive rate? I can imagine that working late isn't unusual nor is civilians ordering pizzas either obviously.Also the article makes it clear he's just joshing around.
>>64899735>and a Panda ExpressThat was a typo, Hegseth ordered something else for his bosses and a pentagon logistics clerk misinterpreted the order due to Hegseth's fat-fingering some extra keys.
>>64896746>>64900633It's nonsense https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3krfGUZYTI
>>64900665Panda Express has been there since 2007 so you mean Cheney
>>64900633It's just a meme.Even if someone did "predict" a strike because of pizza, it would've been the one hit out of 100 misses. Every other day there are people on X going omg look at the pizza we're gonna bomb.There's no magic wand. People make educated guesses because of deployments and leaks to the press from what I can tell. (But some leaks are also on purpose to do misdirection.) I was in D.C. once when Obama launched Tomahawks at Syria and it was funny seeing a group of foreign reporters (looked Japanese) running at full speed down the sidewalk towards the subway station so they could get over to the Pentagon minutes after I got the news on my phone.
>>64899880>no, you shouldn't eat when you're forced to work late >>64899991you wouldn't even need more ovens. You would just need something in the contract that says you can use the restaurants in the building to cook the pizzas and someone to cook the pizzas
>>64900025see>>64901126they already have in building shit they can use, assuming one of more of those places has pizza ovens
>>64899952I didn't say to not eat. I said to not massively order food from outside sources when you have restaurants and cafeterias available in the building.
>>64901137>bezosWhat the fuck does he have to do with this? Get the pig boots out of your mouth so you can think straight, nogunz.
>>64901212I have gunz. who do you think funds the anti police anti ice shit, no gunz? how does that billionaire cock taste?
>>64901152They probably keep regular business hours, since most of the spooks do when there isn't a military operation happening.It's obviously a solvable problem, but I don't think it's quite as simple as telling the employees to get burgers instead of pizza.
>>64900760>Panda Express has been there since 2007 so you mean CheneyI think you're on to something.The timeframe fits because in 2008, Acosta (under Bush Jnr) gave Epstein picrel
>>64897300While nothing on my PC is strictly speaking illegal, I still don''t want anyone digging through my porn stash. Or worse, my reaction folder.They could get the impression I'm a fucking degenerate.
>>64901131>assuming one of more of those places has pizza ovensYou can cook perfectly acceptable pizza in a regular oven and a commercial oven even more so.Wood fired ovens are nice and all but they're not strictly necessary.>>64901126>something in the contract that says you can use the restaurants in the building to cook the pizzas and someone to cook the pizzasThe regular cafeteria ovens will suffice, just tell the pvts in catering to make up some dough and keep the kitchen open.A bitch-ass 92G can make a fucking pizza from scratch, it's not rocket surgery. Mix up some dough, roll it out, spin it by hand if you're feeling whimsical or bored, then slather on some sauce and toppings.Turn the oven dial to max and bake for 15m.They just need to tell some catering pvts that they're working late and can't say shit about it until it's over.
>>64901212>What the fuck does bezos have to do with this?They're just a shill throwing divisive names/terms/slurs at the wall and hoping something sticks.You responded to the name bezos so that did stick, a little.Based on the cock sucking reference, I think you know who you're arguing with on the internet.Also:https://youtu.be/YKSTkLWjuyo?t=69
>>64901289>They probably keep regular business hours, since most of the spooks do when there isn't a military operation happening.At that level, office hours are "as required". It's 9-5 when there's no reason for it to be later but when there is, it's whatever is required.>It's obviously a solvable problem, but I don't think it's quite as simple as telling the employees to get burgers instead of pizza.You just have a few catering privates open the kitchen and make what's requested. The pentagon can afford to keep a few kids up nights, maybe give them some leave later in lieu if they feel like it.
>>64901368>I-i have guns, I swear! I'm white, too, I promise. Proof? N-no, I can't right now, but pleeeeeease believe me, I'm white. I'll even say it in every single post so that you believe meDude, you sound absolutely fucking desperate.
>>64901445>my neighborhood is so bad that I NEED cops to save my liberal, nogunz assWow, must suck living in a brownoid neighborhood, but I have an ar-15, so I don't need cops.
>>64896746Pizzagate all over again
Ladies ladies please stop bickering, when the feds go and raid shitholes with illegals its good, when they mess with US citizens of good moral standing minding their own business its bad. I'm sure we can all agree to that.
>>64901488I'm a guy and that fag is seething about local cops, not feds.
>>64901474>but I have an ar-15, so I don't need cops.This has the same energy as "why do need cops? Just hire social workers."
>>64901504>I don't need cops because I'll kill the intruders myself Is not the same as>we need social workers to protect the criminalsI guess reading comprehension is hard when you're brown.
>>64897300There's an infamous (mis)quote associated with a french fellow by the name of Richeliu that goes thus: "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.">>64897316They have literally no other customers in that building, what the fuck does it matter what their google reviews looks like?
>>64901660>They have literally no other customers in that building,the pizza place isn't in the pentagon. the whole meme/shitpost is that the wages who work in the pentagon cafeterias leave after normal hours and the pentagon orders out to local pizza places. the reason the whole thing is dumb is that they could just have some soldiers make the food
>>64901474>>64901415>>64901212damn, you mad and brown as hell, shitskin
>>64901860Post skin color and gun, 3rd worlder.
>>64901951>no time stampnot your gun or hand, third world shitskin
>>64901962Here you go, shitskin. Not sure if you know how to read an analog watch, but there's your time stamp. Though, it's probably a different time in Africa or wherever you live.
>>64901974>no date not your gun or hand, shitskin thirdie
>>64901126>use the restaurants in the building to cook the pizzasgood idea>>64901355>regular cafeteria ovens will sufficeyep>>64900633>is there even a problem?probably not, but who 4chan is all about formulating made-up solutions to made-up problems
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>>64902039Show foreskin kike
>>64902039nice airshit, you fat third world no gunz tranny
>>64897300>Nothing to hide, nothing to fear I say.I will relate something my mid-size local sheriff's office does fairly regularly,>get an 'anonymous tip' about John Smith>raid John Smith's office because it's easier to get a warrant for an office than a home>subsequently claim that the office is very suspicious because there are no obvious signs of crime in>ask John Smith for his passwords so they can make sure there's nothing illegal on his computers>otherwise they'll have to tear up the whole office looking DA EVIDANSE>John Smith complies because the Sheriff's office doesn't pay for any damages it inflicts on your premises>"wowie wow John Smith, you sure have a lot of pornography on your digital computer, we're not experts on what's illegal pornography so we have to send this to the crime lab">it's all online in email/bookmarks/tabs/whatever so seizing the computer is a mostly pointless gesture>Forensics sits around for just long enough that John Smith has to buy a new PC for work but not so long that it's not obviously a waste of money to buy a new PC>Forensics submits all DA EVIDANSE as a matter of PUBLIC RECORD that John Smith jorks it to big booty latinas and black shemales>Judge declares John Smith did nothing wrong based on this PUBLIC RECORD>small town newspaper posts humorous story about John Smith's pornographic habits>John Smith isn't ruined exactly but his life is a lot worse now for many reasons>never did find out who that anonymous tipster was or what exactly they thought John Smith was up toRepeat this every two or three years. More often if the sheriff needs to justify their digital forensics budget.The punishment is the process. Guilt or innocence do not matter.They do this for locked sheds, vacant summer time farmhouses, and whatever other place they can create a fog of suspicion while damaging your property and unearthing random embarrassing things too.
>>64902045>>64902055Pathetic samefag. What's your next cope? And nice fucking resolution on that 3rd world camera.
>>64896746It's a non-issue, since by the time pizzas are being bought, whatever's happening has already been going on for hours. Anyone watching the AP wire will know before anyone watching pizza sales. A better way to know if something big is upcoming is to watch for buildings with large gravel lots and no exterior markings being locked up in the industrial areas around the Fayetteville suburbs.
https://www.wkyt.com/2025/12/24/one-year-later-questions-remain-death-doug-harless/>raid wrong home>no knock warrant at night over a fucking weed eater>kill innocent white man>>64902061Trust the cops, goyim.
>>64902014>4chan is all about formulating made-up solutions to made-up problemsHow else are we supposed to tick off the seconds until death?Sex? lol
>>64902095>watch for buildings with large gravel lots and no exterior markings being locked up in the industrial areas around the Fayetteville suburbsOh my.So spooky!I'm entirely convinced that you have insider information about top secret classified material!
>>64902120wutSF clubhouses around Fort Bragg are well known
>>64902127Thank you, I've updated my files and I'll note your contribution to our database.
>>64902086that's a lot of airshit, you fat brown subhuman no gunz. gunna suck off obama, bezos, musk and soros, tranny?
>>64902101>weed dealer>white.based cops. fuck the narcotics peddlers who are poisoning our kids
