Canadian firearms General >Newfag? Read this:https://pastebin.com/Ndb2jSAuhttps://howtogetagun.ca/>Want to hunt? Cangen Hunting license info:https://pastebin.com/nC8RpYb3>Want to spend your shekels?https://almostprohibited.ca/>Recommended /cangen/ vendors list (patched 04.25.2024):https://pastebin.com/SwhJDpkc>Want to help firearm rights?https://firearmrights.cahttps://nfa.cahttps://cssa-cila.orgLast thread >>64913628
>>64926157First for assault style canadians.>Born prohibited. Buy an SKS.
Take no guns shooting and get them to get their pals >SKS in every home
Should I join CAF? I'm so tired of being a virgin.
>>64926179Anon you're supposed to stick it in a woman to lose your virginity
>>64926179It wouldn’t help you not be a virgin unless you fuck a shack rat, but yeah join,
>>64926179yeah
>>64926210chick on the right looks weird as fuk
>>64926179Do you know how in porn the women usually look fit, and clean, and fresh? Well, no one will tell you this but if you join the infantry then you will have access to women who look exactly like that. You are going to love it.>Good luck anon. And warts go away after a while so don't worry when your dick feels like a braille learning pad.
>>64926234This but unironically
>>64926259Top .001% of women in the caf pre covid. Post covid caf has a 99% obesity rate.
>>64926278Just strap her to a pallet, position her with a forklift, turn the lights off, and ask the 15 jeets outside the portapotty to stop masturbating at you through the little ventilation windows. It will be really romantic and a great memory to share later in life.>Joining the army to meet women is like going to a lesbian synagogue to find foreskins.
>>64926301>>Joining the army to meet women is like going to a lesbian synagogue to find foreskins
>>64926301Real, but you know what you will meet? Adventure, life long learning and new skills.
>>649263101 step below shakespeare
>>64926314You need to hang yourself. No self respecting white male is going to join your fag club.
>>64926314I am not disputing that anon. However anyone who is going to take the shilling should be completely aware of what they are getting into. Army life is tedious, invisible, damaging, potentially fatal, discriminated against after release, unhealthy, and now filled with people who shouldn't be there. Lots of guys talk about enlisting but they rarely explain why. And the reason is they know on some level they are deceiving themselves about the virtue of their masters. Which is a recipe for disillusionment later on.
>>64926192>>64926210>>64926234>>64926259>CAF recruitment numbers are so low they're paying people to recruit on /k/lol, lmao even>>64926179If you're mentally retarded, or want to be around people who are mentally retarded it's a good idea, but volunteering at an assisted living home for people with profound retardation will give you the same experience with fewer humiliation rituals and fewer mandatory LGBTQTIAA2S+ and DEI presentations. If you just want sex talk to women or buy a lot lizard
>>64926328Ummm actually it’s an active club
Say YES to ZOG, you don't wanna be a losing goyim forever do you?
>>64926348Do I get a free Gali or Gali ace?
>>64926179Depends a lot on what you're doing honestly and I wouldn't make finding sex your main driver for joining. I certainly wouldn't join the poor bloody infantry for it.
>>64926358כן, פשוט תצטרף לצה"ל ותוכל לבצע פשעי מלחמה נגד שחורי חול עם שלך with your Gali
>>64926369I’m sorry I don’t speak Korean
>>64926347>Flight deck PT >On frigate/ destroyerMy GOD does this unlock some fun memories
>>64926217>chick
>>64926468I bet haha>its not gay if its underway
>>64926301Fucking kino saying
>>64926179It probably won't help you sex-wise unless you're looking for guy hole in the Navy, but I like it. Coolest job I've ever had, that's for sure. The media makes it so much worse than it really is. Also I've been gone for like a year what the fuck is up with these new captchas
>>64926157I just $101 on 5 shotgun shells>70 base>20 shipping>11 taxWill hopefully last me 5 years
Inuitfag here. How fucked are we if the jeets take over?
>>64926714I liked doing board party stuff and boatswain was fun. We had a girl that wanted my pp bad but she was gross so I was like no way.
>>64926217obviously a Jew
>>64926157I havent played with a C6 yet cause im still new but thats me on the right whenever I need to do something like drag my battle buddy and my section mates on the left. Because I have poor strength and im a little overweight. 5'6" 142lbs
>>64926210Zero ass
>>64926157more pics like this?
Should I join the IDF?
>>64927253Only if you mean the Indian Desi Fanclub.>Dinga dinga dinga dinga
>>64927253Of course! All of us love the Israeli nation and the Jewish cause! We enthusiastically support God's chosen people as they reclaim their land promised to them 5000 years ago!Shalom!
>>64926776They are the only people on the planet who may seriously consider trying to gangrape a polar bear.
>>64926806>5'6" 142lbsDrones don't care.
>>64926806>5'6"lmao, wanna be my girlfriend?
Oof. $100 billion? Really??
>>64927259Gay>>64927275Absolutely B A S E D
>>64927294I just watched a clip of an anime girl getting crushed by a conveyor belt machine and yet this is somehow far more disturbing.
>>64927294>>64927367That was several years ago, and I have no problem with investing in India, they were living in mud huts 30 years ago so the only way is up. I looked into the Indian scholarship thing and that's also a nothingburger, it's only for like 100 students. Just there to appease them while the trade deal gets worked out. Carney's still a retarded faggot but the India deal will probably go ahead, even he can't fuck that up.
>>64927425I bet you also think the gun buyback only targets machine guns
>>64927425>they were living in mud huts 30 years ago so the only way is upThey were living in mud huts 6000 years ago as well. In fact Indians aren't even owners of their own identity. The British documented and consolidated local histories into a single chronological account. They discovered Sanskrit and translated it into English. For the first time in thousands of years it became a living language. 'Indians' have nothing to do with all of the trappings of their own country. It was gifted to them by the British and they turned it into the filthiest place in the world. Bharat is shit hole.>Indians is not an euphemism for jews.
>>64926310My friends cousin joined the navy, he had a very obvious homosexualCrush on me.
>>64927695HOT
>>64927425>I have no problem with investing in India>t.
>>64927472They aren't the builders of that nation. They are the left over slaves squatting in the ruins of their dead masters.
>>64927425Smelly unwashed hands typed this post between ass wipes.
>>64926157So the government just blew the boomers pension so we can sell them like 20l of maple syrup a year and they can import infinite trash. Soild economic plan.
Why are there so many CAF shills.BUY A FUCKING AD. OR DID CARNEY CUT YOUR ADVERTISING BUDGET FOR THE TAMPONS IN THE MENS ROOM?At least the yanks have the decency to do it.
>>64927936I shill for joining the IDF because they actually yeet the mud races
>>64927936Recruitment went from bad to worse.Those non-resident mercs are turning out to be useless.
>>64926776bro, you in particular are completely fucked if anyone else takes over. whites are the only ones who can be guilted into paying your way through life, so you better start pulling for whitey.
>>64926179>>64926210>>64926259>>64927936tfw you realise recruitment's so shit the CAF is actively trying to hire /k/ommandos
>>64927472>>64927866>>64927913Why ignore reality? I despise Indian culture, but culture doesn't always decide economic progress. They've got a billion dirt cheap workers and aren't alienating themselves from the West like China, that alone is enough to all but guarantee growth.
>>64928023I dont think those NDP voting chugs have the foresight and planning capacity to understand that immigrants dgaf about them and only use colonization arguments to undermine whites and excuse their behaviour.
>>64927897>They are the left over slaves squatting in the ruins of their dead masters.kind of like what they're doing in Brampton and Surrey
>>64928046line go up
>>64928044Its worse then you think. Most anons here are probably better then anyone currently in the caf. They purged their best people. They dropped jtf and cansofcum standards to make up the numbers so low I can do them and I broke my fucking back.
>>64928122They build Brampton anon.
>>64928125"students" is a funny way of spelling scam artists and uber eats e bike riders
>>64928132SAR WE BUILD THE BRAMPTON!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doDF95UjvHw
Imagine NOT wanting global Nuke War lol. Fuckin slack jawed faggots.
>>64926179Recruiters must be REALLY fucking desperate. >>64928183>Imagine NOT wanting global Nuke War lol.I mean I'm pretty sure we'd all die if it came to that, and even if we don't it means no internet, and that means not being able to pirate every single book ever written and read it on the bus.
>>64928207>>64928207>I mean I'm pretty sure we'd all die if it came to that, and even if we don't it means no internet, and that means not being able to pirate every single book ever written and read it on the bus.>t. slack jawed faggot
Fuck you all
>>64928316Shoo Shoo cocksucker, make sure you go and pay your illegal income taxes so C(uck)arney's it child can get another tranny surgery along with his "wife"
B.C.’s chief coroner Jatinder Baidwan has announced an inquest into the horrific mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge that left nine people dead last month.https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/bc-coroner-to-make-tumbler-ridge-announcement-amid-call-for-mass-shooting-inquiry/
>>64926348don ramon
>>64928321chud
>>64928543>highlights mental health>doesn't mention gunsescobar eby isn't going to like this
>>64928046>cultureThe point is they don't have any culture. They are filthy slaves living in slums amid the ruins of an abandoned civilization. Their masters just gave up on them, probably after they raped some lizards to death, and just left them in their squalor. The fact a new master is exploiting them does not mean they have gained any value. It just means their new master is more powerful than their old master. At the end of the day they are all dalit rejects.
>F-35 shot down by sand people Was Trudeau right?
>>64927936>>64928044I just my bros in hell with me
>recruitment shillingCan I join the reserves in a way that let's me play with 777s on the weekend ?
>”they’re losers with no life that hang out on 4chan”Lmao which one of you has been fucking with ken?
>>64928046The west is trying to replace chinas manufacturing base with India, because it’s the same right? Workers are worker right? It’s going to take a while, maybe 5-10 years but the capital owners will eventually realize that the Chinese are actually an intelligent slave race, where as the jeets have a genetically engrained need to scam, skim, and grift a system until it does under the weight of their filth. India will not prove to be a workable replacement, and even the worst chinkshit will be remembered fondly in light of their new reality.
>>64929316Who is this fat old boomer and why should we care?
>>64929186Yes now hand in your weapons of war before kids get hurt.
maybe quebec isnt as cucked as i thought?
CAF:>If the US attempts to annex us, we need to adopt guerilla tactics to resist their overwhelming military might, including armed Canadian civilians!Liberal Government:>Disarm the Canadian civilians!
>>64928207>I mean I'm pretty sure we'd all die if it came to that, and even if we don't it means no internetWrong, I personally live in a rural area well away from most nuclear targets and have the knowledge to rebuild the network.I will survive a nuclear war and will bring back the internet as soon as power can be stabilized.So long as I breathe, free digital boobs and shitposting will survive.
>>64929448“I advocate for civil war” guy does not understand memes.
>>64929186I don't see anything about an F35 being shot down, just F35s shooting other shit down