If water is bulletproof, why aren't bunkers built under lakes?
>>64993667Because water isn't bomb proof
>>64993667>>64993678Yeah, doesn't water make the effects of bombs worse?
>>64993667Because the bunker isn't waterproof
>>64993667Dirt is more bulletproof retard.
>>64993667I lack gills
>>64993681Significantly worse
Some are. Ling-Chieh "Louis" Kung built a 40,000 sq. foot bunker under a lake at the headquarters of his oil and investment company in Texas.https://www.woodlandsonline.com/npps/story.cfm?nppage=70149
>>64993667Because water is bunkerproof.
>>64993667
Anyone who knows anything about anything knows that you should build your base under a lava lake.
Water is incompressible, so it can efficiently absorb blast pressure, but it would be extremely ineffective against the penetrating bomb itself.
>>64993667>why aren't bunkers built under lakes?They are>"White Cliff" also known as "Ammunition Mountain": an undersea ammunition magazine in Severnaya ("Northern") Bay. The magazine was sited 30 metres under the sea with at least 10 metres of concrete protection. After nine shells were fired, the magazine was ruined and one of the boats in the bay sunk
>>64993923>>64993923>After nine shells were fired, the magazine was ruinedtbf pic rel were the shells used to do that.
>>64993933Ok so that's the benchmark for getting through water
>>64993829I don't think you understand physics.
>>64993829>Water is incompressible, so it can efficiently absorb blast pressure>incompressible>absorb Think, nigga. Think!
>>64993683Then why aren't bunker busters made out of water?
>>64993933That was the result of Hans and Fritz sitting in a room for 15 years talking about how they really hated fortifications and fucking loved big guns.
>>64993667I drew up a schematic. Can you find a weakness in this impenetrable bunker?
>>64994125>Can you find a weakness in this impenetrable bunker?Sure can.>>64993933
>>64993667why aren't there water vests
>>64994132>invents ridiculous bullet rube goldberg contraption>depth charge>set to "extra deep">flooded bunker
>>64994142Depth charge probably isn't going to make it through 10 meters of reinforced concrete ceiling.
Why not just make the bunker out of water?
>>64994145so use a lot of them
>>64994145>Depth charge probably isn't going to make it through 10 meters of reinforced concrete ceiling.fine.....FINElisten up you fake navy seals, noguns herebasicunderwaterdemolitionschool
>>64994167Enemy frogmen take out your aquatic sappers.Now what?
>>64994174>Enemy frogmen take out your aquatic sappers.they aren't sappers they are fucking seals sappers are engineerstheyll be fineif not they will send in the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads to clear out the enemy defenses first so the seals can drill and place explosives in peace
>>64994193 Communist brainwashed giant squids take out your sharks.
>>64994202>Communist brainwashed giant squids take out your sharks.fascism will always win, we will just call up japan and offer to take some of their fuckashima waste off their hands for free to irradiate the water and kill the squids
>>64994211"won't that kill the SEALs"we can give them diving suits, they only need to live long enough to complete the mission
>>64993681bomb shove dense medium, water denser than air, water get shoved and retain more momentum and surface area, water best bomb fren
Ok ill stop being cute. Imagine this, but with a lake of water on top of it.
>>64994111Concrete. FUCKING concrete. They pour it like holy water. Faggot moles. They sit inside their gay coffins and call it strategy.Do you know what it is to calculate against a wall? To spend weeks chasing the thickness of a ceiling poured by a mason who never heard a shell sing. I draw a curve. I add weight. I lengthen the barrel. They add another meter of reinforced smugness. Hole of ass, I call them.The generals they say give us more penetration. As if penetration grows on trees. Steel is cabbage. Give them numbers. give them pressure, angle, delay. When the stone cracks, I feel clean.But mostly the walls endure. Scarred, chipped, obscene in its stillness. They think men can hide from velocity. I hate its silence after impact. I hate the way it swallows men whole through it's earth-pussy and calls it defense.Fortifications are lies. War is motion. A shell in flight is honest. A fortress crouches and pretends time has stopped. I would build a gun so vast that time itself would crack. How would you hide from it?
>>64994260Significantly underrated post.
>>64994233Well then that guy would drown because there's a hole in the roof.
>>64993822The best secret lairs are located in active volcanos.
>>64993971>Ok so that's the benchmark for getting through water>>64994111>That was the result of Hans and Fritz sitting in a room for 15 years talking about how they really hated fortifications and fucking loved big guns.>>64994132>Sure can.>>64994260>Do you know what it is to calculate against a wall? To spend weeks chasing the thickness of a ceiling poured by a mason who never heard a shell sing. I draw a curve. I add weight. I lengthen the barrel. They add another meter of reinforced smugness. Hole of ass, I call them.In the AI discipline, from the sub-discipline of optimisation, there is a theory called the No Free Lunch Theorem.The gist of it is that if you can design an optimisation algorithm or technique, I can design a problem that it will perform badly in.Whatever system you want to use to sort, classify, identify or otherwise solve; a malicious opponent can craft a problem set in which your system will perform bad at and arrive at the answer in worst possible time.There is a mathematical proof of this.The implication of this is that you can never just rely on Old Faithful (the algorithm), you always have to take a look at the problem set and choose something appropriate.The flip side is that every problem has the right solution too, one that solves it in optimal time.Every defence has an ideal attack too and there is mathematical proof of that fact.>>64994142>>depth charge>>set to "extra deep"That's roughly the terminal phase of the bouncing bomb used in the Dambusters raid and it worked to crack a great big concrete wall.
>>64994260Made me giggle. Quality post anon.
>>64994260>>64994432>>64994517Is this a riff on a specific speech or just the general vibe of the Major?
>>64994260>I would build a gun so vast that time itself would crack. How would you hide from it?Slip through the crack in time to the past before the gun fired, duh.
>>64993667Sand is better. Water just acts to transfer the energy. Sand works to disperse the energy. Sand also does so into little tiny granules that do not carry enough mass to do any real damage. Shoot a milk jug with water in it. What happened to the vessel? Shoot a milk jug with sand in it. What happened to the vessel?>and if you didn't know, now you know nigga
>>64993687You will die.
>>64993667You generally don't fire bullets at bunkers.
>>64994109I want a glass of water made out of bunker.
>>64994125Found it.
>>64994139I bought a water proof vest at REI.
>>64994193>send in the sharks with laser beams attached to their headsI'm calling Greta Thumnberger and you will be protestes loudly!
>>64993754Trvth nvke
>>64994432I didn't read it, but I doubt you.
>>64994482>in active>inactiveDifference a space makes.
>>64994260>The generals they say give us more penetration. As if penetration grows on trees. Steel is cabbage. Give them numbers. give them pressure, angle, delay. When the stone cracks, I feel clean.Poetry
>>64994482There are only 7 persistent lava lakes in the world.Of those Mount Erebus is the obvious choice for a villain lair.
>>64994260>Steel is cabbagethis was my favorite part
>>64994260
>>64994109they are made out of diamond, because diamond is the hardest metal known to man.Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
>>64994145The first generation ones probably could. They were basically anti battleship mines they checked overboard and had a tendency to damage the ship that deployed them due the excessive blast
>>64993791hardcore
>>64994527holy fucking newfag it's making fun of russian zigger who complained on telegram like three years ago>the ass is in the ass
>>64997182>holy fucking newfagFuck you, I've been here all summer>it's making fun of russian zigger who complained on telegram like three years agoDo you have the original?
>>64994125>pulls out comedically-large impact driver w/ robertson drill bit to match
>>64997182I'm conflicted.>Give them numbers. give them pressure, angle, delay. When the stone cracks, I feel clean.>Fortifications are lies. War is motion. A shell in flight is honest. A fortress crouches and pretends time has stopped. I would build a gun so vast that time itself would crackThat is big Major energy with a capital M.But mixed with weird ass zigger lines. Still a great fucking post.
>>64998474>That is big Major energy with a capital M.I really thought so.I still don't know what original zigger quote inspired it.Chance are I've seen it and forgotten it, the wars been going on a while now and there's been no shortage of memes from it.
>>65001269My guess is that it is some zigger ranting about minefields.>Mines. FuCKING mines.
>>65003632>My guess is that it is some zigger ranting about minefields.That sounds plausible, there's an outside possibility that it's HIMARS and of course drones is a strong possibility because most of /k/ have expressed a similar sentiment about those.
>>65003735Could be drones, yeah. Don't think it is about himars, as the average mobile would have a lot more personal experience with drones and mines than with gmlrs.But I could be wrong. I really wish I could find the original.
>>64993681It being water and not air is the reason depth charges work.
>>64994260>They sit inside their gay coffins and call it strategy.Many such cases.
>>64995299Now that's a pasta I haven't seen in a long, long time.
>>64994105Key is the one board where you can see autistic savants and complete nigger retards in the same thread
>>65009845>the one board where you can see autistic savants and complete nigger retards in the same threadThat's every board on 4chan.You're just describing the extremes of the spectrum that half the site users are on.
>>65009777Waiter! Check them, please.
>>64997182>newfag >for avoiding slavwar threads
