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>Images (limit reached)
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>>65006601
this makes my sword long if you know what I mean
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>>65006601
Dangerously jiggly
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>>65006670
>those abs
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I don’t want to stay up for whatever crap the Jannies pull next week for April Fools yet I know I’ll end up doing it anyways..
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>>65006680
>It's about to be April
huh? The year started like 2 weeks ago.
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Currently watching Desert Punk from the /k/ approved anime and manga list and im kinda dreading the ending of the show.
Its been really comfy to watch but after accidentally being spoiled in the comments section on youtube while I was searching for the how to draw a sonabozu song apparently the ending is total shit. Its sorta bumming me out but im gonna keep watching
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>>65006738
Yeah, the ending is basically textbook "we had no idea how to actually end it" but it's a fun journey until then.
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>>65006783
>but it's a fun journey until then.
I'm currently on episode 16 and It really has been. I'd also like to say that what is essentially season 2 with the start of episode 13 the opening and ending is such a downgrade compared to the previous ones. Here you had a live action opening which was really memorable along with the song and then the sunabozu ending was catchy as hell only for it all to be replaced by basic stuff. Also what other animes have a live action opening like that? It really made me think how many others have done that. Anyways with it being Webm Wednesday I might make one or two from the OP and ED later.
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>>65006601
>>65006667
Good jiggles
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>>65006738
If you need more comfy silly /k/ anime when you are done there's always gunsmith cats and hellsing and gungrave but there's nothing like Desert Punk.
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>>65006892
Thanks for the recs, I'll check one of them out afterwards.
>but there's nothing like Desert Punk
Seems like it. Even if the ending is shit its gonna sting when I'm finished, I don't know what it is with anime and feeling empty inside after completing a show. No other media has that effect at least for me
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The new RoN update is so good, it's everything I've wanted from the game.
They fixed only having one attachment on Judge's rifle, they added the carry handle for the Mk18 and G-36, they fixed the Spectre Elcan allowing Judge to have 1x or 4x zoom instead of it being stuck at 4x zoom, now it's my favorite optic in the game. They added the Glock 18, 2011, and a 6.8 creedmore rifle of some sort can't remember what it's called, and they added three new levels, and all the Glownigger fuckery around Judge is coming to a penultimate showdown.
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>>65006601
>floaty ugly western 3d animation style
>english voice over
Do you have no shame
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>>65006738
>>65006973
The ending is...fine I guess? It's ultimately thematically in line with the show in a funny way, and it really commits to the bit for the last few episodes. I didn't want to spoil it for you but the last couple of episodes are a little rough depending on how you like certain characters. The actual ending though is fine imo. Our lad Mr Punk gets an alright ending I thought. There really is no /k/ anime as much as desert punk though. Closest you get is gunsmith cats. Still, desert punk really gets the spirit of old /k/, a bunch of goofy idiots going out with a bunch of cool guns and shooting stuff
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>>65006870
That's the idea!

>>65007119
You don't seem to understand the nature of this conflict. Subverting /ak/ has been my goal for over a year and half now
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>>65007381
These animations are offensively ugly
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>>65007406
At least it's not AI slop ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>65006601
Mom... Tifa... my town... give it back...
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Please post more tomboys, my chances of meeting one in real life dwindle by the day.
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>>65007406
Speak for yourself
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>>65007538
Fuck off mentally ill retard
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>>65007545
>t. jeet
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are planes /ak/?
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>>65006973
I love that live action sequence so much..there’s really nothing else like it. Can’t believe that’s just a normal day in New Mexico
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>>65007406
I'm fine with the style in static images, but something about the camera movements and absurd jiggling annoys me.
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>>65007779
They can be
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>>65007844
Son of a bitch
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>>65007826
>I'm fine with the style in static images
Oh yeah it's absolutely fine but the way this is animated irritates me to no end. It feels like a cheap Pixar/Illumination knock off with how overly fluid and flowy it is. The cherry on the shit cake is the e-whore voice "acting".
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>>65007444
TIFA MENTIONED!
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>>65006849
Wow, they're pretty big- I mean, she's pretty good.
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>>65007806
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>>65007555
What the fuck does your image have to do with my post niggerfaggot?
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>>65008400
That all the avatar posters are mentally ill and virgins, especially SS schizo
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>>65008418
I don’t know who the fuck that is, I just like fit bitches with abs and guns. You’re fighting ghosts anon.
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Anyone here been to Philly for the 4th?
Thinking about going for the 250
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I had to put down a range spider today. Not too happy about it.
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>>65008490
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I consume Communism and crap Freedom.
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>mentally ill phone poster projecting onto others
grim
PS: fuck jannies
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>>65008517
That has nothing to do with Philadelphia, the 4th, or America's 250th?
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>>65008539
>>65008537
The point stands. Ship posting is for the mentally ill.
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WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL! WHY ISN'T SHE REAL!
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>>65008546
>phone poster calling someone else mentally ill
LOL, LMAO.
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>>65008555
Spoken like someone with schizophrenic tendencies. These generals have to be cleaned of avatar schizos
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>>65008546
why do you have a phone cable on your gun
you call mommy with that or what
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Never played GFL, do they feel pain?
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>>65008550
You know what she needs? She needs a singular boob mole.
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I got the new fucking job boys, can’t say too much yet because I don’t want to get doxxed but I’m gonna be moving soon and get that bag
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>>65008650
No one cares
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>>65008602
That you Ian Fleming?
>>65008650
Congratulations old chap
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>>65008650
Underage girl sampler.
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>>65008676
>>65008517
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>>65008680
At least Yukari is not a mentally ill schizo with mental delusions writing fanfiction is his head
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>>65008687
Debatable
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>>65008568
I'd call my mommy with it.
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>>65008562
low effort trolls (like you) need to go first
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>>65008691
Let's see, satanic Orthodox obsessed retard, commie puccian sympathizer, speaks about trad women mental ill fantasies, self admitted weirdo virgin. I could go on and on; all the avatar posters are mentally ill. No questions asked
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>>65008650
>DEI agent
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>>65008676
>That you Ian Fleming?
I dont understand the reference :(
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>>65008707
uh oh it seems I upsetted the Pollack.
Here have a Springfield, I find her very calming and comforting.
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>>65008723
>Poland out of nowhere
Zigger spotted
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>>65008730
Yeah ok buddy we both know you're the polish schizo that loves antagonizing me.
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You know I vaguely remember the Polish Schizo Originally liking me, than he tried false flagging me into hating Poland, (or maybe that was someone else I dunno) now he hates me. Either way I don't give a fuck about Poland, it is a Country that exists. That's the extent of my knowledge and feelings towards Poland.
But we can still be Frens if you want :D
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>>65008742
Meds
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>>65008752
>Everyone that's annoyed by my mental illness is polish
I recommend a lobotomy
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>>65008713
Gala Brand from the Moonraker novel
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>>65007779
>are planes /ak/?
Yes.
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>>65006568
the real brazilian miku
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>>65008490
the USS New Jersey is just across the river in Camden.
jus' sayin'.
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>>65008589
Yes, RPK however wants to know what it feels like to die
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ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN!
THE GUN IS GOOD
THE PENIS IS EVIL
THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS AND MAKES NEW LIFE TO POISON THE EARTH WITH THE PLAGUE OF NORMIES
BUT THE GUN DEATH AND PURIFIES THE EARTH OF THE FILTH OF NORMALFAGS
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>>65008819
i have that ep on vinyl
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>>65007538
Tomboys >>>> all other girls
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>>65008874
But what if the said people that aren't normies? A penis produced them.
Only one that didn't come from a Penis is Jesus Christ.
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>>65007071
How is the performance? I have been wanting it but not sure how it would run on my mediocre pc. Also, is the Krink any fun?
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>Always thought it seemed pretty naive that psychologists and shit were acting like no one would really be interested in AI girlfriends and potentially android girlfriends in the future
>Seeing a ton of them changing their tune now and starting to panic hard about it
lol, lmao, who knew the human race would end not with a scream, or a whimper, but with the VRRRRR of some dude fucking his roomba in 2050.
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Pistol bullets can only damage tissue by actually crushing that tissue. There is no “energy dump” or “hydrostatic shock” with pistol bullets, only flesh damage. That also makes penetration the most important wounding mechanism for pistols. If a bullet doesn’t reach vital structures, it’s no good for self defense.

This is where wadcutters surprisingly shine. In independent ballistic tests, 148 grain lead wadcutters fired from snub nosed revolvers penetrate 12 to 16 inches in ballistic gel. This meets the FBI standard for penetration. Plus, during those tests those wadcutters also defeated *4 layer denim.

*Weebs may or may not be wearing 4 layers of denim
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>>65007538
AK-15 is pretty cute and deserve lots of love
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>>65007555
>>65008418
Rude, what is wrong with wanting a beautiful, tall woman to spit in my mouth? I thought this was a free country!
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>>65008981
>Pistol bullets can only damage tissue by actually crushing that tissue. There is no “energy dump” or “hydrostatic shock” with pistol bullets, only flesh damage.
What if you just made it bigger?
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>>65008855
I will give her a reason to live, at least five of them! Preferably ten!
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>tfw RPK won't cough up a thick glop of saliva and spit in my mouth, mucus and all
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>big dork is literally too strong
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>>65008995
There are 8"-barrel handguns in .460 Rowland if you want to make the evil wee*boo explode
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Did another one
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>>65001233
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Repost
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>>65009057
>>65009067
>>65009068
NIGGER
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>>65008546
Have ships.
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>>65008972
RoN runs good on my ASUS tuf F-15 not sure what you have.
>>65008981
This is why I carry 45ACP Hydrashok, it expands and penetrates. Unlike shitass bullshit faggot ass commie Euro 9mm. Fuck I hate 9mm.
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>>65009083
Ships posting are for mentally ill schizos. Same with retarded girls flying on giant guns, and then the girls having literal propeller legs imao. What kind of retard can imagine such retardation?
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>>65009057
>shaven
MODS!
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>>65009057
>>65009067
>>65009068
Based...
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>>65009057
>>65009067
>>65009068
is that a
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>>65009108
>He doesn't know about the shipgirl posters from the 30s
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>>65008676
Thanks lad
I have about a month till I move and about 2 more weeks till I start
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>>65009155
I do. But they don't have ship features and other idiocy attached to them like guns and the like
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>>65006859
>the OP and ED
Looks like Mega 64 but better, kek

>>65008568
>phone cable
It's a lanyard for weapon retention

>>65008981
>There is no “energy dump” or “hydrostatic shock” with pistol bullets
Look up .460 Magnum

>>65009022
I read that the animator of this killed himself. Very grim

>>65009096
Your .45 gets filtered by barriers such as automotive glass, composites, sheet steel, et cetera
>expands and penetrates
So does 9x19 of which I have 18 per magazine. Your standard capacity is fewer than 10. Can you even group inside the credit card of an IPSC silhouette at seven (7) yards with your Fudd pistol?
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>>65009225
You already got laughed at in multiple threads, let's do it has again Glock spammer
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>>65009057
>no cleft of Venus
Lame
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>>65009174
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>>65009233
Thigh's in the way like with oil paintings or sculptures, very classy
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>>65009148
?
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>>65009225
Black powder revolver is better
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>>65009148
>>65009382
Is this like that weird candlejack thing where you
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>>65008568
No I use a smartphone to call my mommy like a normal person, fuckin' boomer.
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>>65009057
>>65009067
>>65009068
onions onions onions
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>>65009597
Whoops I thought the word filter changed soi to based
Based based based
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>>65009242
>m10 mantlet and 76mm gun
>panzer iV turret
>t34 hull
nani the fuck
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>>65009618
Discussing ban evading usually gets all parties banned.
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>>65009057
much better than your previous ones

youre the "second" edit anon right?
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>>65009642
Look in the background..Model kit boxes..3D printer..
She's DEEP into the speculative kitbashing at this point.
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>>65009664
I’ll delete it just to be safe
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>>65009664
>>65009618
yeah never talk about a ban anywhere on the site unless you're clearly talking about a super old ban

easy way for a mod or janny to fuck your shit up
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>>65009242
>>65009642
I want to see Yukari Akiyama on Pervitin.
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I know there are some anons here with good vidya taste, so I figured I'd mention that the best chance we've had for a DD2 DLC announcement is happening tommorow

God willing
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>>65009665
Yeah, im not the guy who did the big group photo.
>much better than your previous ones
Thanks, been trying to improve my skills recently, seems to be working
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>>65009735
just keep doing studies of the stuff you want to get better at
I see youve been studying breasts
keep at it
at a certain point youll be a full on drawfag
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>>65009225
>animator of this killed himself.
Really:(
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>>65009735
I like you more than the first guy, i hate how he put giant cow titties with thick half dollar sized nipples on my wife.
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>>65009022
God damn I need a door like that
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>>65009759
I loved kaisas giant mama milkers
it was in character
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>>65009740
Will do anon
>>65009759
Working on one of her pics right now, should have it done tomorrow. Her nips are normal sized and normal looking do not worry anon.
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>>65008550
>WHY ISN'T SHE REAL!
The Jews.
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remove her shirt
shes probably in the sauna
remove her shirt
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>>65009877
The Albanians actually.

>When you tripped and fell that one time?
Albanians left a pebble where you'd walk.
>Your check engine light comes on?
Albanians fucked up your car in a chop shop
>You have a squib while shooting?
Albanians sabotaged your ammo
>Your dog dies?
Albanians fed your dog chocolate.
>Get caner?
Albanians put Uranium-235 under your pillow and replaced all your plates with fiestaware 5 years ago

It goes on.
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>>65010016
Quiet yourself, kafir!
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>>65010075
>Epstein was Albanian
>Hitler was Albanian
>That one guy from Albania was Albanian
>Danny DeVito is Albanian
>Albanian women have big tits (degenerate)
>Despite making up 0.07% of the US population, Albanians are responsible for 102% of all crime
I'll keep noticing things...
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>>65009232
This is a neutral thread, pump your brakes

>>65009427
>Black powder
Perhaps if you're a felon or even Californian :v

>>65009741
That's what he announced on his Twitter page, awfully tragic if true
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>>65010090
Oh man that entire lead up on his page
>asking for opinions on shotguns
>getting the gun
>killing himself not even 24hours later
Just why! He could animate! He had skill! What a waste, so much future ahead of him. Damn it this sucks. I shouldn't have read it now my eyes are all blurry...
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>>65009874
Your a good man, anon
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>>65010123
It's always an odd thing when somebody kills themselves. Only 1 person in my direct family that I knew killed themselves when I was pretty little, and even though I don't think about it and cry I still just think that sucks. When you see people with talent or that looked like they had something to live for and they do kill themselves, even if you didn't know them, it's still pretty sad.

I always just think; well, what can we do now?
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>>65008690
No EVA?
No GuP?
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>>65010157
That image predates GUP I think. I remember seeing it around b4 sandy hook i think
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>>65010163
It has Jormungand. Unless it came out in the couple of months between the two, which I suppose is possible.
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>>65009741
>>65010090
He didn't stream the video, but he left the audio running live.
It posted on this thread shortly after
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>>65010123
Definitely appears to have been a mental crisis though I am of the belief that the option of suicide is a cornerstone of agency since no one can consent to their own birth. "Was his life worse than mine? If not, why am I still here– just to suffer?"
>so much future ahead of him
I'm inclined to agree with you, seems the poor boy jumped the gun

>>65010198
>left the audio running live
Grim
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>>65010215
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
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>>65010215
Pls gib AK-15 mommy
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>>65010237
>The one no one cares about
Shit
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Guys I have a problem. My homeboy invited me to hang out with him and 2-3 women. They've been meeting regularly to watch all of the Ryan Gosling movies. Next week they are going to watch "Lars and the Real Girl"

This is a huge problem because homeboy told the huzz that I am very similar to the Lars character and now they want me to show up. One of them has been begging homeboy to bring me along for a while because he keeps telling stories about me. These women are in their mid-late 30s and I've never talked to women before. I don't want to go. what do I do?
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>>65010258
Show up with a sex doll.
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>>65010215
Rolling
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>>65010163
holy unc status
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>>65010215

ROLL TIME
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>>65010281
>zoomers will never know what pre-Sandy Hook /k/ was like
honestly, you missed out.
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>>65010286
I was in 5th grade back then I think. I remember my dad went out and bought a crate of 22 lr
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>>65010215
Rollin
An94 or ak15 please
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>>65010258
Just tell them "generic excuse." Don't actually give them a generic excuse, just straight up say that exact phrase.
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>>65010295
I've been dodging for months. There's this one woman that's been wanting to meet me for awhile because she thinks I'm attractive based on mutual photos with homeboy. I've already last minute bailed on a few meet ups with her.
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>>65010258
Don’t go!
Those women are after your vitality, they already have your friend in their clutches.
If you do go bring protection, like a .45 at least, and treat them as the threat they are.
They may try to manipulate you with their insidious small talk (lowers your autistic defenses) or even try to flirt with you, be on guard at all times. Short interactions are best.
Good luck and Godspeed.
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>>65010308
Have you considered just faking your death?
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>>65010310
Lmao, small talk just makes my 'tism grow stronger because I don't really know how you're actually supposed to respond when someone I don't know says "I was in Italy once..."
I usually just say "cool" and watch their face slowly drop because apparently I managed to accidentally kill the entire conversation.
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>>65010310
>>65010311
Yes I've considered faking serious bodily harm. I looked at her Instagram and she works out and does cosplay. She likes doing Annie from Attack on Titan. Sounds nice on paper but I'm not attracted to her at all. When I look at her my brains says "Do not mix your genes with her"
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I've been having intrusive thoughts about getting a girl pregnant out of wedlock, it's kind of disturbing. I don't want to do that, I only want sex after marriage and I only want to love one woman all my life.
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>>65010339
Intrusive thoughts are called intrusive thoughts for a reason, they're unwanted random ideas that pop into your head. I've had intrusive thoughts of fucking my mother and punching random kids who walked by me but I'd never actually do it.
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>>65010258
Just go man. It's not like they're gonna preform a Satantic ritual on you. Do it cause your friend wanted you to, not some random hoes.

I'm also going to have to semi-against my will do something with my friends next weekend, and even though I don't really wanna do the thing I can't let down my best 2 friends+I get to spend time with them.

>>65010286
If you want change in /k/ you have to be that change in /k/. Wanna invade Sealand?
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>>65010363
>It's not like they're gonna preform a Satantic ritual on you
Are you sure about that though?
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>>65010315
>I was in Italy once
To be fair if that's all that was said, that's a pretty bad attempt at a conversation.
>>65010321
>she works out and does cosplay
>Annie from Attack on Titan
Godamnit man.
Not that my autistic ass would fair any better, but you have pretty women wanting you and you won't even take a shot?
This isn't even an amusing story like SS stalking that one orthodox teenager
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good evening.
for the life of me i cant find a pic i liked, i think its buried in one of the old harddrives.
its 3(or 4?) girls in a tank, tank is open on the top, its a scout style tank. i cant get it out of my mind for some reason, does anyone have the art or know what one pic im talking about?
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>>65010364
Do they leave animal sacrifices on pentagrams in their living room?
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>>65010371
wtf are you talking about I never stalked any teenagers, I only go for women that are older than me.
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>>65010375
This it?
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>>65010371
>>65010388
Think you're getting SS and Yukari lore mixed up, Yukari is the pedo, SS is just severely autistic.
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>>65010408
Don't you try to fucking gaslight me, I've been here for the entire saga.
The first girl at your local church rejected you, then you found a new girl near your drill, both of which were near your age or a little younger.
Then you admitted to blantly lying about a third girl.
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>>65010423
First girl is the same age as me, anon. We're both in our 20s.
Other girl is older than me, I never stalked a teenager.
You know what I have S.T.A.L.K.E.D. though? THE CHERNOBYL EXCLUSION ZONE!
I am Major Degtyarev, SBU. I am here to investigate the failure of Operation fairway.
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>>65010396
yep, thats it. forgot about the neco-arcs. thank you!
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I wonder if there is an alternate universe where gender roles are reversed, woman do all the fighting, etc, and they like looking at pictures of cute anime boys doing war stuff.
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>>65010467
Pretty sure women look at cute pictures of anime boys in our universe too.
Just don't do all the fighting.
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>>65007323
I just finished watching and man that ending really did suck hard. The final episode was fine even up until the tank stopped firing and all was basically revealed along with the final standoff. It definitely could've ended better but oh well...
>The actual ending though is fine imo. Our lad Mr Punk gets an alright ending I thought.
I did see that the manga apparently has a similar but obviously different path on how things continued and ended. Dunno if I'll read that though.
Also I'd like to say that rain spider is the best.
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>>65009242
She has accidentally stumbled on how Games Workshop design tanks
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The loneliness gets worse every year.
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>>65010779
Everything gets worse every year. Relative's health gets worse and it's a empathy-burning endeavor. Job is a never-ending parade of mouthbreating retards or conniving colleagues/superiors. Anxiety lurks at every corner.
I'm fully cognizant that no woman deserves to suffer to share her life with me, but at times I let myself dream. Or maybe that would be only another set of problems in the crumbling trenches I'm reduced to.
Maybe going NEET wasn't the wrong choice, long ago. Aping being a real human didn't really pay off.
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>>65009242
Isn't that just the Hungarian not-Panther?
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>>65010833
I can't be a neet, there's just too much evil in the world someone has to stop it, I've dedicated my life to stopping evil.
Psalm 82:4 Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked.
The innocent must be protected, that aspect of my life is fulfilled, I'm doing God's will I'm protecting Americans and the public from satanic evil, vile demons foreign and domestic, savages that want to enslave, murder, rape, and steal from the innocent.
But I can't keep coming home to an empty house, no one to love, no one to care for, no wife, no kids, it's soul crushing.
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>>65008550
She wouldn't date you bro
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>>65010321
>I looked at her Instagram and she works out and does cosplay. She likes doing Annie from Attack on Titan
Damnit why are you getting all the dorky hags? I’d put babies in a woman like that
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>>65010779
Your schizophrenic ass deserves to be lonely forever
r>>65010258
What is it about this place that attracts all the mentally ill tards all over the Internet? Can you just show up, have a normal conversation and then leave? Man child
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>>65010958
Do you realize where you are? You're on 4chan.org brother, this site has been where autists, schizos, neets and rejects gather, it's been that way since it's inception.
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>>65010960
Indeed. I have been here for a very long time (10 plus), but it's just getting worse. These avatar fags are a plague
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>>65010321
>not breeding the beak
Shame



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