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Anonymous
/ak/ - Umazing Monday 09/21/26(Mon)12:22:20 No.65528489

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/ak/ - Umazing Monday Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:22:20 No.65528489

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

Previous: >>65523857
>Image limit reached

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:24:13 No.65528499

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:24:13 No.65528499

kemonomimi with guns is my favorite

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:25:24 No.65528505

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:25:24 No.65528505

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my foxwife Springfield.

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:26:12 No.65528507

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:26:12 No.65528507

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>>65528489
HORSIES! :D

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:26:27 No.65528508

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:26:27 No.65528508

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Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:27:00 No.65528510

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:27:00 No.65528510

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Reminder: Uma would be higher maintenance than a human girlfriend

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:27:30 No.65528511

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:27:30 No.65528511

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>>65528499
mine is maids, but have at it

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:28:08 No.65528513

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:28:08 No.65528513

>>65528510
But unlike a normal human girlfriend your effort is rewarded with happiness

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:29:11 No.65528517

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:29:11 No.65528517

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>>65528499

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:31:21 No.65528519

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:31:21 No.65528519

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>>65528513
>rewarded with happiness
And potentially money at the races

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:37:33 No.65528541

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:37:33 No.65528541

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>>65528510
This is true.
>Come home later than usual due to issues at work and traffic
>Open the door just to find your umawife standing in front of it while sobbing
>The moment she sees you she goes to tackle you to the ground hugging you tightly while continuing to sob
Anons aren't ready to deal with umas or at least one from the american country side

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:39:54 No.65528549

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:39:54 No.65528549

>>65528541
>separation anxiety measured in hours
Thats a hard pass from me.

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:45:17 No.65528559

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:45:17 No.65528559

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>>65528541
CUTE!

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:51:12 No.65528569

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:51:12 No.65528569

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Best gun to defend yourself against crazed dommy mommy umas who want to pamper you against your will?

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:55:45 No.65528575

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:55:45 No.65528575

>>65528569
give them multiple children to pamper

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:56:07 No.65528577

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:56:07 No.65528577

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I'd extinguish the third /ak/ thread like the other two but it being three weeks old is sort of cool.

>>65528569
Just kick her in the shin (fragile bone there) and she'll never be able to subdue you or anyone else again.

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:56:48 No.65528580

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:56:48 No.65528580

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Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)12:58:21 No.65528583

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)12:58:21 No.65528583

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>>65528569
The gun is your dick, and the best ammo is your sperm. That Horse Mommy wants to be an ACTCUL Mommy so stop screwing around and knock that Horse up!

Anonymous
09/21/26(Mon)13:02:29 No.65528588

Anonymous 09/21/26(Mon)13:02:29 No.65528588

>>65528583
That feels like giving up and letting her win

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