This is your monthly Nork Military update. I've got about 30 pics so please go along with my bullshit while i post stuff. So we have the new 'National Defense Revolution Museum' and there is some neat stuff;>Sound trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJL70Lvt8OI:
>>65587819Nobody asked
>>65587819This is the huge TEL for the H-Bomb ICBM, they seem to be avoiding putting live Atomic weapons in displays lately. Hopefully.
>>65587819I am totally on board with this, play the (N)K-pop.
>>65587830And here we can tell that from the supports, cheek angles, hair berets and secondary storage capacity that with 99% certainty we can confirm that is Kim Yo Jong's delicious legs in the blue dress.
>>65587844More of the worlds most absurd TEL.>>65587834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUf3tqT4IDY&list=RDqUf3tqT4IDY&start_radio=1
>>65587849Fiberglass shell for it, obviously not the actual reentry vehicle.
>>65587853More of the best Father/Daughter day ever:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gknEO820n00&list=RDqUf3tqT4IDY&index=4
>>65587856>'Dad, but what about the missiles?'>'Daughter, you get ALL the missiles'
>>65587861>'Here is a few missiles Dearest Daughter, we have a few more for your birthday!'
>>65587866>'We also have some heavy artillery, MBTs and MLRS for you'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09txNljCwIY&list=RDqUf3tqT4IDY&index=5
>>65587875240mm guide missiles.
>>65587877Getting into heavy MLRS/tactical theater missile territory here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1D_V-p0uF0&list=RDqUf3tqT4IDY&index=6
>>65587881Another fucking huge MLRS warhead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyWVOrgdokA&list=RDqUf3tqT4IDY&index=12
>>65587886Moar fuck off huge MLRS/theater missiles
>>65587890This is somehow a T-62, Theseus would be proud..
>>65587899Naval guns, Norkhawks and supersized unmanned torpedoes.
>>65587904Universal mount for the 122mm assault launcher. They clearly want to sell this stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKsj5mCR7qs
>>65587910Oh shit cruise missiles mean to use solid fuel boosters and be fired out of heavy MLRS launchers.>>65587916Damn good song.
>>65587922Drones and lancets! Wait a moment, what are you doing greatest ally, some of those look like the Norks shouldn't have those...
>>65587927Gotta go fast!
>>65587929Just small arms, optics, small drones and oh wait; on the lower right corner Israel and France better have some damn good explanations for this shit.
>>65587939In other Nork news they did a basic missile test but with 'that the technical upgrading of the core element is a big success heralding an important change in improving the performance and sophistication of all offensive weapon systems' so that's a major guidance upgrade. http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/718a78bda31c66610dc2da3ab372be2f
why does everything look like it's made out of plastic?
>>65587943And literally while i was making these posts two submarine cruise missile tests: http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/5c2b6ce785d67246350730126786edd6
>>65587951And that is your mid Norktober update, they are doing massive naval infrastructure improvements for their Blue Water Navy* but beside that it is mostly missiles missiles missiles.*https://www.38north.org/2026/10/several-naval-construction-projects-underway/
How do I unsubscribe from your blog, you worthless communist simp?
>>65588007The DPRK is a Monarchy not Communist filth like you. Leave /k/ if you don't want to read my blog because this is my house. Stop whining because you read a thread you don't like, just don't read it LOL idiotSo to sum it up; I don't give a fuck about your opinions because i'm going to post all the Nork stuff i want because i like late cold war aesthetics and in think their uniforms and style looks cool. If you have a problem with that well i don't really care, i'm going to keep being myself so you can just go eat a dick.
>>65587844Addendum: She does this thing with these curved diamond studded hair clips that is very distinctive, if you know what to look for you can see her in a crowd. Also they goof around together in odd situations:
>>65587890>all those MLRS>we wirr destroy worst corean capital! fear us!>>65587922OK, that is just about the one thing that actually makes some sense.>>65588048Still would fill her with my moderate, centrist and humanitarian European ideas.
I like my DPRK made AK. decent little gun for the conditions they made it in.
>>65588110Type 58 kits get a bad reputation because of how old and beat up they are, not because the original DPRK manufacture was bad. Also sometimes the original manufacture wasn't 'bad' it was 'Norky' since they have a racial habit of doing weird shit in terms of manufacturing.
Did you watch The Spy Gone North yet?
>>65588228Yes, three times.My Dutch/Suran is 30+ years out of practice, those are the closest languages i can get to English. I'd like to see it with comprehensible subtitles.
>>65588249Dutch? Are we talking about the same movie?
>>65587819Hang yourself pissdrinking 5th column faggot
>>65588048Fuck off you stupid blogposting subhuman
I knew he was a heavy smoker, but it’s surprising that he wouldn’t put down his cigarette even in a situation like this.
>>65588282They seem to have convinced him to lay off the public smoking lately.
>>65587824I did, sent him a personal handwritten request even, fuck off.
>>65587830>they seem to be avoiding putting live Atomic weapons in displays lately>latelyQRD?
>>65588311The Norks are extremely casual around weapons, it is a cultural thing. They do shit like having music concerts with a fully loaded SU-25 with live ammo on the stage. Kim smokes around atomic warheads and observation satellites. Almost every image i've posted in this thread aren't mock ups, those are live missiles the Norks are showing off. Besides (hopefully) the nukes those are real missiles with real warheads.
>>65587890>>65587939>>65587899That particular red star it does look like it might be a soft-kill system with significant decorative flair. If you want to throw up an instant precision-defeating cloak at the parade to stop your assassination - yup. Like the ROSY system, but bigger.
>>65587939Lower right has decent reaction image potential.>>65587946You're not supposed to notice, or point it out if you do.>>65588007If you're so retarded you can't filter a tripfag, you deserve to suffer.>>65588341>Almost every image i've posted in this thread aren't mock upsWhoa there, there's implausible and then there's this.
>>65587927This is their Ukraine war experience, very interesting. They have low-cost strike drones, Pretty sure one is a Molniya analogue but there is also even a Corvo knock off. They must have shipped home a Corvo.
Doesn't this guy eat shit and piss?
>>65587824respect norktard newfaggot bitch
>>65588427No respect for fifth column corophagists
>>65588292They probably told him he'd be dead in a few years if he kept it up.
>>65588483His threads aren't even that bad anymore compared to the trash redditards, shitskins, europeans and /pol/acks have been spamming here for years
>>65588597>redditards, shitskins, europeans and /pol/acksThose are actual, real spam threads paid for by ziggers, posted by jeets.Just sayin'
can i buy it? and how much it cost
>>65588427nah fuck him and fuck you, one of the worst tripfags this board has had.
>>65588622>post some random interesting shit nobody posts about >add some info about itOMG HE IS RUINING THE BOARD
Presentation looks nice though. Like a nice museum tour.
>>65588698>posts incorrect information constantly>ugghhod more slawp more slawp plsss daddySamefag or tranny.
>>65587916north korean turbofolk?
Is it dangerous to walk near a nuclear missile, just sitting around? Do they irradiate?
>>65588797Most have sheilding around the core, not for safety but to maximize neutron reflection and yeild.
>>65588609>muh ziggersYou obsessed retards were spamming endless bullshit long before anyone else showed up. Fuck off back to plebbit instead of screeching into the void about "muh ziggers" and replying "what blew up this time" to every non-general that doesn't pertain to your favorite rooster in the slav bumfight
>>65587958Seems he also wearing some plateau shoes like monke..
>>65587824I did as well. We need more glorious supreme leader posting
>>65589002It is funny because no amount of platform shoes or camera angles can hide the fact that she is taller than him, in a few years she will probably tower over everyone around her.
>>65587943Is it that they updated guidance or that they are moving from liquid to solid fuel? That press release is super vague.
>>65591342They already are solid fuel, my guess that since they said 'all offensive weapon systems' it is a guidance upgrade like a fancy new gyro or something like that.
Also they are now shit talking the RoK's weapons tests using SCIENCE AND LOGIC to debunk them:>Pyongyang, October 15 (KCNA) -- Jang Chang Ha, general director of the DPRK Missile Administration, answered a question raised by KCNA on October 14 as regards the ROK's test of a hypersonic gliding vehicle.>Question: On October 8, the ROK announced that it conducted the first test of a hypersonic gliding vehicle under research and development and opened to the public several photos concerning it.>Can you tell me any comment by our defence science research field?>Answer: I saw the photos, too. They were very interesting>One of the photos shows the gliding vehicle nose-diving towards the surface of waters. It is hard to believe that it underwent hypersonic flight circumstances characterized by extremely high temperatures as its outside appearance is so clean with its coating paint remaining intact, not stained with any soot.>Those who have not conducted a hypersonic gliding vehicle test are unaware of the changes taking place on its exterior.>The photos may serve as evidence proving that the gliding vehicle failed to make a hypersonic flight, contrary to the ROK's announcement.>Perhaps, such photos and unclear statement released by the ROK would arouse suspicions of many defence technicians and experts.http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/5abed23ff512d94f683c51a28d8bcb5f
Thank you OP, for all that you do
>>65588341Great Leader is about to ND that grunt's nuts off.
>>65591679The Storm Ninjas on the right looks vaguely worried for him.
>>65591679>>65591693>no magazine, strong grip forward of the trigger guard Besides, are you going to be the one to tell him to point it in a safe direction?
>>65591731>are you going to be the one to tell him to point it in a safe direction?Oh hell no.It really is Norktober, looks like the extra long planning session has them dumping a whole years worth of weapons tests at once:>There took place a test-fire of Zam-2.0, a new-type super-speed precisely guided torpedo weapon system which has been pushed forward by the DPRK's defence scientific research institutes at all levels as a joint development project.http://kcna.kp/en/article/detail/9be5ebb33b6a4a6f2a3e4af3dbc662d0ZAM MUTHA FOOKA! We knew they were doing something with rocket torpedoes for a while, they explicitly called it a rocket. Hopefully we will get some pics and footage soon, it might validate a completely unevidenced theory i have about how they improved it.
>>65587830> for the H-BombRiiiiiiight. :-P
>>65587861What present do you buy for a girl on her birthday when she has her own personal nuclear deterrent?
>>65592411We know they can make a fusion trigger/H bomb, the byproducts from the fusion trigger/boosted fission test they did are not something that can be faked. The issue every reputable scientist will point out is that the fact that they did a successful test that was a small as theirs requires more technical skill than making the weapon in the first place; they have very limited areas where they can test it. It collapsed the Punggye-ri test site. So (relative given the size of the missile) miniaturization isn't the issue, the problem is they don't have anywhere they can test a 1 MT warhead.>>65592421Good home cooking, emotional support, loyalty and a manned space program? Which BTW is something they have every intention of doing and are probably demanding every bit of Soviet documentation about from Putin. >Imagine being the first Nork about to be launched into space in a homegrown rocket
>>65592421>Barron Trump is half a hour late picking you up for Senior prom
>>65592438>manned space programInteresting. I'm sure the worm-infested populace living outside of Pyongyang can appreciate their sacrifice of freedom and freedom of speech will pay dividends.>>65592421The ultimate dating dilemma! Oh well, having your own nuke force still won't save Dear Daughter. Her aunt will see to that. Too bad as she's kinda cute.
>>65592462>the worm-infested populace living outside of Pyongyang can appreciate their sacrifice of freedom and freedom of speech will pay dividends.The new digital telehealth system (20x10 Policy working better than expected!) combined with the new cell and educational network has solved many issues regarding that particular subject, they have a sort of Juche based Amazon pharmacy that does basic medicines as well as veterinary dual use items. Combined with compulsory compliance the DPRK has to put it bluntly been 'de wormed'>>65592462Despair and woe to you who are hoping for female in fighting, they get along just fine. Kim Yo Jong is (sadly) married and has kids. The females of the Paektu bloodline get along just fine, they are after all sort of running the place and Kim Ju Ae is fronting the band right now.Shout out to my homie Pak on the right in pic related, i'm sure he loved it when Un named all the lead ships of their pocket missile cruisers after Sung's old school homeboys. Pak is one of the few who are left and Un's personal link to all of Sung's other family (the DPRK has a back up Kim lineage going back to Sung's brother who avoid public appearances) and he is a solid rock of a man.
Nork deployment factoid: Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kherson are not considered Russian territory by the DPRK which is why they don't deploy there. The DPRK doesn't comment on Crimea's ownership.The Norks will not fight in any meaningful way for Russia or Belorussia unless there are enemy troops on their allies soil. The Norks fought in Kursk because that was Russian soil, they succeeded. But they stopped at the Ukrainian border because that isn't the treaty terms they agreed to.Also, before the war Ukraine and the Norks were friends.
>>65587834What even is Nork music? Military marches?
>>65587819what scopes are that? look a lot like Leupolds.
>>65592652Late 1980's techno synth classical Nork pop?Their music style is awesome and i'll die on the mountain of my musical tastes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUjqYfyvynQ>>65592672I have no idea, they can do optics and steal them with impunity. If they aren't real they can make a copy or steal it.
Almost forgot this, the Nork looks utterly disgusted just touching him.
>>65587819Thanks for the updates. It looks like a cozy expo.
>>65587844>>65587844>Kim Yo Jong's delicious legsI see 4chan is rubbing off on you in regards to wanting to breed the Respected Leader's hot sister
>>65593002My admiration of Kim Yo Jong is age appropriate, however she would be a nightmare GF.How do you talk to someone like that?
