MMxTT Editionhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!Previous >>65590771>Replies (bump limit reached)
>>65596802This is now a /k/asane teto thread
>>65596845Miku hips...
pretty sure Schizo Schizo is reporting everyone of my posts because I'll add to a joke someone else makes in a thread and their post will be fine and mine will get deleted.I'm fairly certain he's a foreigner to /k/, a nogunz redditor, so schizo schizo, I offer you a challenge, post your gun, prove you aren't a plebbit invader.
>>65596888God damn, now we have schizo schizo schizoWhat interesting times we post in /ak/
>>65596888>I'm fairly certain he's a foreigner to /k/, a nogunz redditorTrips of truth. But yeah I think someone definitely has it out for you and its probs someone new cause for awhile nobody has really hated you if I recall. Not a fan maybe sure but not to that extent of reporting every single one of your posts when they can
>>65596888I noticed that. Idk if it's him, but he's the only person I've seen whining about you so it probably is. It's either that or a rogue janny. Genuine homofag behavior.
>>65596888I’m gonna give you some bad news, i’m someone you’ve accused of being schizo schizo before and i have been on vacation for weeks, you need to just accept that you’re not as good at tracking people on 4chan as you think you are.Can it be done? Absolutely, but you are really bad at it. Do with this advice what you want.
>>65596940you may not be him, but there's very clearly an anon that absolutely hates me and calls everyone mentally ill and an "avatarfag" if you post the image of the same character more than once.
>>65596888>Schizo Schizolol is that the same guy who was also posting sample images and when an anon called him out on it he stopped posting
>>65596961Yes, he is a mobilefag so most of his images taken from booru will be sample, and the ones with 4chan filenames end in m. However, most of the time he refuses to post with images at all, and just whines about random things.
>>65596907no, I'm just Springfield Schizo calling out the other SS on his bullshit.
>>65596976Thats exactly what SSS would say
>>65596986Oh nooooo you cauught meeeee!!!!!!
>entire fucking bank is down so I can't pay my game subscription and play with friendsHow's everyone else's night
>>65596996what game
>>65596996bro get a PC.
>>65596996A fellow consolebro I see... The pain is difficult, isn't it?
Where's your art anon. This guy >>65596762 posted his last thread so you gotta do it too.
>>65596996>game subscriptionhahahahaha faggoottttt
Hello fellow Milka enthusiasts. What Milka products do you have in your possession right now, at this moment in time?Enjoying some Milka Choco Mini Stars and Molka Choco Wafers right now.
the 1911 is God's Holy pistol and Christ will return with an M1911.Revalations 19:11I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war.
>>65597128true and real
When did "Foid" and "Moid" enter the general lexicon of the normals? I was at the local bookoff today and heard a group of zoomers ribbing eachother and they called eachother foid and moid.
>>65597141you know what's funny is most memes are downstream for 4chan or an evolution of a 4chan meme.foid is a evolution of groid which is a variation of negroid. and somehow it ended up in normie lingo.
>>65597141>Moidnobody says this
>>65597145it's a shorthand for femoid, but you are right about the negroid origin
>>65596779>Someone still remembers my sketchy picture from the Uprising museum Doki doki..
>>65597023>>65597007I'm on PC lol. >>65596997FFXIV
>>65596996>this faggot’s ABILITY TO PLAY GAMES is reliant on a fucking subscription serviceI could never imagine being THIS cucked holy shit.Are console normies really like this? It’s almost too ridiculous to imagine for me.
>>65597167Can someone explain, please?
>>65597141Normies are entirely unoriginal retards so the only form of cultural evolution now comes from obscure internet lingo, memes and ideas bleeding down into normie circles.It’s like that image with pigeons shitting down to lower and lower levels but instead of describing trickle-down economics it’s describing how completely desolate and and bereft of new ideas normalnigs are.God i fucking hate normalfags.
>>65597146I fookin heard it m8, shook me to me bones
>>65597141Moid is a more recent thing because e-whores are uncreative and needed some derogatory term for men
Okay, now this is some hilariously bad anatomy, like what the fuck is this shit?
>>65597219it's called perspective bro
>>65597128>1911You are not prepared to duel for Springfield's hand in marriage.>>65596846Do as you please, my objectives have already been met.>>65596888I once suspected that it was the same anon who called Averi my "avatar".>>65596996>game subscriptionGrim!
>>65597255this Random anon has posted his pistol, yet Schizo Schizo has yet to produce a firearm.
>>65596996>>65597007Or play VRChat on steam keyboard/mic since it’s free with also being economical.>vrchat + is optional btw.
>>65597141Maybe 2-3 years ago? I feel like I started seeing those terms out in the wild more often around then.
>>65597141It all started with slop. Ever since then its been downhill
>>65597128My boomer gun is nice but I like my Glock 17 too much. Heavily considering getting some kind of 2011 after shooting a friends Platypus.
>>65597141 femoid straight up came from here moid was developed as a counter-slur by /lgbt/ adnd then subsequently /pol/ came up with moid
>>65597400>adnd then subsequently /pol/ came up with moid*foid can you tell i don't enjoy thinking about these things
>>65597402Perhaps
>>65597275>Random anonY-yeah...
>>65597248That is not what her neck would look like from that perspective
>>65597219>>65597248>>65597433she looks like Uncle Styopa.it's aunt styopa, uncle styopa's wife!
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>>65597448S•V
>>65597081Fine, here's my shitty fridge doodle of what I think a humanized SKS would look like. The SKS was drawn entirely from memory. Now leave by butthole alone.
>>65597488Checked.
>>65597488absolutely based
>>65597488I really ought to get an SKS. A pawn shop near me had one with a folding stock I liked.
>already outbid on the P.38 I was looking atWell, scratch that one off the list. Back to looking for another one or a WWI Luger.
>>65597488>N-No, I don't wanna share my art! Why? B-Because IT SUCKS>Proceeds to post a perfectly fine drawingYou artist types sure are something. Anyways that wasn't so hard, was it? Hopefully next time you'll just post your work without the threat of rape.
>>65597578I actually didn't have it on hand, I had to draw it after the other thread ended in paint.NET with a mouse to avoid getting raped.
>>65597593>anons will be like, my art is bad teehee>draws that in fifteen minutes with mouseThat settles it you're getting raped.
>>65597597In my prostates defense it took like an hour and a half.
>>65597593>>65597604>I had to draw it after the other thread ended>it took like an hour and a halfThats quite impressive at least to a non-drawer like myself. Anyways we look forward to more of you and other anons drawings.
>>65597412>>65597465S V
>>65597650
>>65597412The man who sold the world...
>>65597662
>>65597682There's no audio, bro.
>>65597488We need more anons to make art so we can re-do this video >>65597682 to be pure /ak/ thread /k/ommando generated content.
>>65597691Audio is in the source referenced by the filename>>65597700Tell me about Malfoid, why does she wear the hoop earrings
>>65597682
>>65597722Checked!
>>65597488CUTE
>>65597182You never saw my Anne Frank photo from last year?
>>65597412uma detected
Man that guy who tried to get with his aunt is definitely fucking dead huh. Like regardless of the result he wouldve reported back to us but instead its been nothing but silence so something absolutely catastrophic must have happened that day
>>65596888How about you stop avatar fagging? You think it's a possibility that you might meet the criteria for getting your shit deleted?
>>65596888Just in case you wanna talk shit
Unreliable?UNRELIABLE!?
>>65597970>cokewoman2324
>>65598215Can you stop posting faggot witches??I would rather have rpk and springfield schizo than faggot witches poster. At the very least they are still straight.
>>65598226no
>>65598226Can you kill yourself or otherwise stop posting?
>>65598229>>65598247As long as you mentally ill faggot still posting your faggotry, i wont stop!
Why does the dyke witches hater never post images? Its almost like hes a newfag tourist or something?
>>65598215>>65598229Post more Strike witches to give the retarded tourist an aneurysm.
>>65597929>>65597930oh you are a hasgunz that's a pleasant surprise.also I will keep reiterating this, posting your waifu is not avatar fagging, they deleted the posts because it's "racism" or "off topic" (which over half the posts ITT are off topic but I don't care what other anons are doing and that's a different discussion) not because of this supposed avatar fagging you think it is, the only reason they delete them is because you report them, let me ask you this, why are you even ITT? all you do show up and complain and call everyone mentally ill or an "avatar fag" if they dare post their waifu, why bother coming to these threads if you just hate them? It's like one meme of the sweaty and flustered fat guy and it says "I went to a thread full of things I don't like, and now I'm upset, how could this happen?!?!?!you don't contribute anything, you don't post waifus, you don't post artists, you don't post /k/ anime, you just complain and cry and bitch and bemoan.It's retarded and petulant behavior.
My beautiful fox wife Leva. Got my UMP parts and UMP clone receiver. Now time to assemble it. Wanna try doing it myself but obviously it’s best to leave it to an expert. I’ll keep thinking about it. >>65597141“-oid” has been around for a few years now. Leftoid, rightoid, I’m sure we’ve all been called both at least once. Foid and moid have also been around for awhile but it seems to have recently picked up steam again. >>65597488Cute. Nice job, anon
>>65598297Yes it is. You're literally spamming the same character as your avatar. I don't report all your images but you're just saying retarded shit all the fucking time, just like RPK is spewing all this hurt core shit because I believe he has a major mental illness. I post images in this thread but I don't seek avatar validation, attention or even acknowledgement. And I know that I'm not the only one tired of your avatar spamming.
I think schizos should not be allowed to have access to the internet.
>>65598315Seems like you have anger issues schizo schizo
>>65598377>Calling out people is now a mental illness Post your guns
>>65598373You've been doing this for a while. Maybe the mods are done with your avatar spamming.
>>65597970It's not a commanders gun eh?>No' a comman'ers gun!Tight holesFull length cock-guideUnfuckable!UNFUCKABLE?PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP getpregnant PLAPIT'S UN-FUCKING-FUCKABLE!It's unfuckable ladies and gents!
Out of curiosity I'm curious as to how people feel about Springfield Schizo https://poal.me/2k6evaMe personally I feel like the majority of people here have zero problems with the man
>>65598429I don't really care, I just think he could diversify his waifu-folder a bit, it's always the same images.
>>65598429Not clicking your dox machine, but I think SS is mostly fine as a regular. Just wish he’d post more pictures of Springfield with a Springfield. I know GFL is inherently /k/ but it’d be nice if we got actual guns in the art instead of just “generic anime woman”
Not that guy, but the whole girls with plane engines strapped to their legs thing is utterly retarded and you should feel retarded for posting them. I'm not saying everything /k/ related has to be "realistic" or whatever, but it's about as absurd as posting MLP horses in WW2 or something. Get some taste.
>>65598429He keeps them in his freezer, not his closet
>>65598452You're sperging out over silly anime over the top stuff and telling people to get some taste over it while over 50% /ak/ is composed of generic dime a dozen gacha slop? How embarrassing.
>>65598452Stuff like Strike Witches, Kancolle, and GuP should get a pass. There should be a rule or something that says everyone on /k/ should like those three things and be okay with posting them here regardless of context.
>>65598452>Get some tasteNigga we've been had some taste SYBAU
>>65598476Hate how we’re not allowed to like this all of a sudden. Same with Elfen Lied. God forbid you acknowledge that soemthing is indeed retarded then enjoy it anyway
>>65598485>Same with Elfen LiedI thought elfen lied went mainstream so its okay if you like it now. Anyways I get what you mean.
>>65598461>stating an opinion (shared with the vast majority of people)=sperging outK>>65598464High school girls driving tanks is about 100x less retarded than girls with fuckin plane engines strapped to their legs bro
>>65598532Its all retarded bro
>>65598532Anon they're magical so it works and makes perfect sense, quit being a baka
>>65598532>girls with fuckin plane engines strapped to their legsWhile only wearing underwear and acting like a dyke.
>>65598532>the vast majority of peoplekek how cute
>>65598485>Hate how we’re not allowed to like this all of a suddenWhy not?
>>65598485Imagine being so much of a pussy you let other people decide what you're allowed to like
>>65598400>Anons are drawing stupid idiot d*rks nowMaybe that draw thread was a mistake...
>>65598570Yeah, good point. Also fuck you
>>65598603i-i don't care that you said that!
>>65598603I fuck myself just fine thank you very much!
Why have Americans largely abandoned scarves as winter wear?
>>65597488Cute & real.Picture unrelated.
>>65598308Flat and stupid and dorky and dumb
>>65598622But they haven't.
>>65598429>split the vote twiceLel>>65598485>acknowledge that something is indeed retarded then enjoy itNTA but that's called ironic entertainment and has always been endorsed on 4chan. >HSotDWho enjoys that unironically apart from gooners or the mentally 15-years-old?>>65597812Yeah, I should include both Taiki Shuttle and Anna Anon's OC in 3.0
>>65598252>>65598226
>>65598644Doesn't ironic enjoyment mean you're just pretending to like it? If you just like something that's just, well, liking something.
>>65598532>shared with the vast majority of peopleThe voices in your head don't count as people.
>>65598644>wanting to look at tiddies jiggling around makes you "a gooner" or "15-years-old"no, a gooner would just look at actual pornography because he wants to goon, and a 15-yearold wouldn't know what HSotD even is because it came out when he was fucking 5 years old, anon.stop complaining about people enjoying things.
>>65598649>Not only a faggot witches poster but also gore posterGrim.
>>65598657>a bit of blood is gore nowHoly shit you young faggots don't know jack or shit.Fine, how's þis one for your sensitive soul?
>>65598644HSotD is fun THOUGH
>>65598644>Who enjoys that unironically apart from gooners or the mentally 15-years-old?T-Totally not me haha..
>>65598640Here’s your (You) since you asked so nicely
>>65598681Thanks...
>>65598709>Yukari... what are you doing with that shell?
>>65598429>how people feel about Springfield Schizoi just pity the man, like every other 4chan resident schizoid, be it /vg/, /k/, /a/ or whateverlike, imagine spending countless hours just posting your retarded shit on 4chan, anonymously. same images, same posts, same arguments, for yearsit's just sad
>>65598641Haven't they? I live in a cold ass place with long winters and I can count the amount of men I see wearing scarves all winter on one hand.
>>65598657We used to literally post a russian anime girl whose whole gimmick was being shown killed violently in combat. We even made a patch of her:D and it was popular.Grow a pair
>>65598671No judgement here, I enjoyed the Trigger Star Wars anime unironically>>65598650>ironic enjoyment mean you're just pretending to like itThat's not ironic, that's bad faith. Ever heard the phrase "so bad, it's good"? In essence, it means entertaining in a way that was not the originators intent.>>65598656>a gooner would just look at actual pornographyFair enough.>a 15-yearold wouldn't know what HSotD even isI specified "mentally" to account for the 20-30 somethings who still think the action scenes in HSotD are cool.>>65598667>fun4U
>>65598768Personally I'm rarely outside long enough to need a scarf. Maybe if I'm going out for a while I'll bring one but it's another thing to keep track of so I just tough it out in my jacket till I get to the car or back inside
You guys are in a terrible mood today.
>>65598822>todayThe thread devolving into schizos raging over nothing while neither side posts anime girls with guns is just a day that ends in y for this general
>tons of tetomiku guns>no yuuki gunsmy sadness very big
>>65597911He flew too close to the sun
>>65598822>todayThe entire site, this board included, has been on an exponentially accelerating downward decline for like a decade. It was bad enough during covid but it's even worse now.The worst part is, the entire internet has completely gone to shit, because everything is spammed with bots/AI, third worlders, and even more retards than ever before. Discourse on any topic is basically impossible and we've devolved into a state where there's basically two sides of culture and both think you're evil incarnate for enjoying anything ever or having any opinion that deviates from the status quo in any way, and even opinions that DO follow the status quo will get you relentlessly shit-tested until you "slip up", thus giving everyone a reason to attack you.
>tfw you will never wake up in the middle of the night, finding your wife, RPK-16, staring at you in bed, her fingers caressing you bruises before settling on your carotid artery, fingers pressing down to feel your pulse>you will never get the feeling she has been staring at you like this the whole night>she will never murmur how interesting it is, how fragile humans are, yet they still put so much trust in those they love>she will never smile gently before suddenly lunging at you, her fingers wrapping around your neck like a vice >she will never whisper in your ear that she could strangle you to death right now and there would be nothing you could do to stop her>she will never giggle and say "just kidding~" before kissing you and letting go>she will never lay down on top of you, resting her head on your chest, listing to your heart pound>she will never whisper in a low husky tone how romantic it would be if the two of you entered in to a suicide pactGod I love RPK
I also want to go to the range with RPK the day after and watch her tits jiggle from recoil, man I love breasts
>>65598872>Discourse on any topic is basically impossibleExcept on here. Seemingly most of the anons I see out there are completely reasonable in conversations and willing to hear out the other side most of the time. Go anywhere outside of here though and you're constantly on thin ice.
>>65598873>before settling on your carotid artery, fingers pressing down to feel your pulse>she will never murmur how interesting it is, how fragile humans are, yet they still put so much trust in those they love>she will never whisper in your ear that she could strangle you to death right now and there would be nothing you could do to stop her>she will never giggle and say "just kidding~" before kissing you and letting goI hate that this made me feel something
>>65598872>>65598900Just ignore the people who only shit things up, and eventually you'll run into people who also ignore people who shit things up. Having normal discussions is possible this way. The only way the jeets and bots can win is if you let them.
>>65598872I actually felt like /k/ had been improving over the past year.
>>65598873I need RPK and RPK-schizo on a Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge album cover
>>65598900The problem is people keep responding to b8 over and over which gives derailers even more reason to continue. Shitty threads could die out if they weren’t sustained by newfags (I genuinely hope it’s not people who’ve been here a while and want even the slightest bit of interaction)
>>65598951>people keep responding to b8 over and overI had taken this into consideration but concluded that post-weekend traffic would be light enough to assure this thread would last 36 hours or more.
>>65598919Despite the shit that gets posted here sometimes, /k/ is remarkably on-topic and usable compared to some other boards.
>>65598919Same. Board speed might be down but I'm seeing a lot more effort posts and OC lately. Tourists place way too much emphasis on speed and not enough on quality. The peaks of those post graphs were a time when every other thread on the catalog was >[board topic] for this feel (off topic rage bait)?and half the posts outside of those were tourists mass replying to variations of >reply to this post to get / or else some nonsense.Shit, the only time I see s*yjacks anymore are when some shartyween has a meltdown prior to getting banned and I haven't seen a non-thread topic related "reply to this post" image in years.
>>65599103Yeah, now that you mention it, I don't think I have actually seen a wojak in a while, at least on /k/, which is nice
>>65598872It’s largely just a combination of the internet and society in general becoming increasingly cynical. I partly blame Elon too. Twitter is a swirling cesspool of attention and bad opinions. In 4chan, you post the most dumbass opinion and you get a bunch of (You)’s. In twitter, you post the most dumbass opinion and you get as revenue. You can be a literal professional troll working for daddy Elon now. It encourages twitter trannies to spit out and engage with ragebait, which produces more ragebait, which produces more ragebait. And since the internet is sadly downhill of twitter, you see a lot of that shit affect 4chan as well. Back then trolling used to mean something, nowadays people just troll because they’re programmed to do it
>>65599190NTA but the soýjak posters vanished after basic IQ tests were implemented for the Captcha, kek
>>65598919same. although it has also gotten slower in the last year too.
>>65599203Actually, much of the reason there is so much political bait everywhere all the time is because of the value of advertising. Politics catches people's attention and drives strong feelings. Combine that with how much more valuable it is to advertise to Americans in particular, and you get an endless flood of people from various shitholes the world over spamming garbage to rip off advertisers. The worst thing is how much these randos can figure out about you. They can get your phone number and social media surprisingly easily. My grandfather gets like 80 calls a day on his landline from people trying to steal his retirement. I would even say it's a genuine intelligence hazard at this point. It's only a matter of time before a major attack happens because someone whacked it to onlyfans leaks on their phone.
>>65598915>I hate that this made me feel somethingThe thing you are feeling is love anon, just give in
hm
>>65599256Zombie Extermination Device
>>65599250Playing with fire there anon
new foxu fanart
>>65599246Rip. Scam calls piss me the hell off. That’s an actual threat that the president should be looking into, not muh heckin war between two nations full of brown savages
>>65599295>not muh heckin war between two nations full of brown savagesThe scam calls literally fund war places like Wa State infamously are funded by ripping off people, especially retirees, in advanced countries. It's even more profitable than heroin now. I wouldn't be surprised if Americans have been shot at by weapons purchased using money stolen from Americans themselves.Hey, glowniggers, I know you scrape everything posted on this dump. DO SOMETHING.
>>65599270>picture cuts off just above the foxes crotchSuspicious...
>>65599309What the fuck is this stupid ass contrarian picture you can’t even join the Peace Corps or vice versa if you have worked in intelligence of any sort>durrr that’s what they want you to thinkGo check USAJobs
>>65599373wow that must mean it's true
>>65598383No way, you'll follow me around and schizo out whenever I post. I know your playbook