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qott:
1. Do you like soup?
2. What is your favourite soup?

Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads.

Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi

Previous threat:
>>35443832
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why not try gock?
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>>35461313
thats not a soup silly!!!
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>>35461313
what's that like a branded electric crock pot?
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>>35461229
you did it anon! prod of u
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>>35461387
thanks anon!!
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>>35461229
I like a lot of different soups. tomato soup, asparagus soup, mushroom soup... right now I have a hankering for chanterelle soup

>>35461387
*proud dammit
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>>35461369
oh!! oh my bad... let me start again, why not try squash soup?? i think that's what it's called? idk i'm ESL
>>35461370
i think so!
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>>35461387
fuck off back to your general, lagolard
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>>35461651
i'm sorry but i will not tolerate this! as a trans girl i-
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>>35461651
I have no idea what you're trying to call me
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Writing a literotica where a girl's worried her pussy tastes something terrible but her girlfriend still wants to eat her out, so she spends like a week eating nothing but pineapples and makes her gf promise she'll only go down on her like 2-3 minutes tops. Then, on the big day where he gf's gonna make out with her crotch lips, her gf instead buckles her forearm beneath the back of her knees, and before she's able to stop it her gf's already lifted her legs high into the air and has taken a HUGE lick of her ass.

Idk where to go from there (obviously sex is next) but I like the idea of a girl getting tricked into getting her ass licked
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Who else voting for Trump?
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>>35462013
>lending further credibility to "they eat da poopoo"
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>>35461229
>1. Do you like soup?
YES
>2. What is your favourite soup?
HOT soup, temperature wise. lukewarm soup is disgusting. soup that is even slightly not hot enough is such a waste
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>>35462013
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>>35462064
gazpacho soup is so fucking disgusting
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>>35462013
I also like the idea of straight women unwittingly ending up in a lesbian business, like a group of straight women going to what they believe is a massage parlor only to get their asses and pussies eaten by the all-gay staff.

Another is a nerdy, closeted girl getting invited to the home of the school’s most popular cheerleader/sport’s star, ostensibly to study and do homework together. Except the popular girl isn’t actually straight and she likes to hook up with closeted girls far beneath her on the social ladder, since she knows they'll say yes and knows she can blackmail them into silence, since no one will believe some loser trying to out the school’s most popular girl. So now the cool girl basically has the dork on standby so she can call her and tell her to come over anytime she wants to fuck or just wants someone to cuddle while she’s sleeping.
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>>35462013
>mmm I'm gonna lick your pussy so good babe
>*licks butthole*
>HA! HA! HA! GOTEEM! :D
>:^0
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>>35462042
There’s literally no way in hell straight people eat less ass than lesbians do
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Why would you lick an ass when there is pussy as an option?
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>>35462200
Who ever said both things needed to be mutually exclusive?
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>>35462200
Real. That's why I hate the "ass to ass" anon. Take your crap "ass to ass" shit to /MTFg/
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>>35462200
for real
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>>35462261
>Underestimating the fartsnatch
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>>35462334
I'm one of the "lescels" who used to post here but I had a date irl with a cute woman and everything went successfully and she said she loved our date and that she hopes to have another date with me. I don't hate women, I love women. Never lose hope, you will find a gf. And she wanted to kiss me but I got nervous so she kissed my cheeks <3
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>>35462648
Ugh meant to reply >>35461229
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>>35462334
I wouldn't have it any other way :^)

I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch.
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I finally showered, huzzah!
>after how long, anon?
hahaHa let's not worry about that
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>Okay femanon I'm done riding the cock carousel and cheating on my boyfriends, now I'm ready to settle for you as a lesbian as a political statement.

What do?
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>>35462334
How can fartsnatch be real if there is no p*rno of it?
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>>35462100
Stone butch being blackmailed into frilly dresses and being the little spoon
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>>35462100
>Another is a nerdy, closeted girl getting invited to the home of the school’s most popular cheerleader/sport’s star, ostensibly to study and do homework together. Except the popular girl isn’t actually straight and she likes to hook up with closeted girls far beneath her on the social ladder, since she knows they'll say yes and knows she can blackmail them into silence, since no one will believe some loser trying to out the school’s most popular girl.
I saw a porn with that plot once.
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>>35462648
baek?
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Going in early today, getting breakfast ready for my wife to have her lazy day and I'll be home around two or three in the afternoon.
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>>35462037
I would if I could. t. swede
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Shaving your gf's bush for her....
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>>35463742
finally a good idea
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>>35461229
I like gazpacho in theory but every time I try it it's nasty
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>>35464718
Trump hates us Europeans. Trump is Jewish-owned retard.
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What does /clg/ think about slav girls?
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>>35464834
>Trump hates us Europeans
lol Based on what?
>muh jew-owned
Something like 85% of american jews voted against him. He opposes all their schemes. Also, biden's edmin is the most jewish one ever. Something like half the people there are jews.
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>>35464843
>lol Based on what?
Based on Trump saying he’d encourage Putin to invade European NATO countries.
>He opposes all their schemes. Also, biden's edmin is the most jewish one ever. Something like half the people there are jews.
Donald “Israel-first” Trump literally married off his daughter to a Jew, he went to Israel and grovelled before the Jewish Western wall while wearing the Jewish skull-cap like so many American presidents before him have. Joe Biden isn’t any less Jewish-owned than Trump, I don’t view America as a sovereign country at all since it’s controlled by Jews. Both Biden and Trump are horrible presidents. But at least Biden is (relatively) more pro-NATO than Trump.
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>>35464737
Community service? Stage theater? Need some excuse to put her in the outfits. Make it kind of synergy where she's got garters under her jeans in the end
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>>35464835
cute accents
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>>35464860
>Based on Trump saying he’d encourage Putin to invade European NATO countries.
Source me on that. I don't believe you.
>western wall trip
Political necessity, unfortunately. Even elon's done it. His politics are still infinitely less jew-aligned than those of biden. Are you that ukrainian girl that thinks permanent war and endless, pointless killing, rather than seeking peace, is the way to go?
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>>35464918
>Source me on that. I don't believe you.

“Donald Trump's suggestion the US would not protect Nato allies failing to spend enough on defence "undermines all of our security", the Western military alliance's chief has said.
Jens Stoltenberg also suggested it put US and European troops at greater risk.
The Republican said he had told allies he would "encourage" Russia to attack any Nato member that failed to meet the alliance's target of 2% of their GDP.
Members of Nato commit to defend any nation in the bloc that gets attacked.”


>permanent war and endless, pointless killing, rather than seeking peace, is the way to go?
Read about pic related, the Munich agreement. Appeasing dictators doesn’t work. If Putin wins in Ukraine he will build about his military and resources to attack Ukraine again in a couple of years.

>Are you that ukrainian girl
No.
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>>35464966
>The Republican said he had told allies he would "encourage" Russia to attack any Nato member that failed to meet the alliance's target of 2% of their GDP.
That's obviously just hyperbole. How do you take that literally?
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>>35464966
>Appeasing dictators doesn’t work.
Reductive nonsense. Anyway, I don't agree with referring to peace talks as "appeasement." That's a lousy attitude. And Ukraine doesn't have any better options. Almost anything's better than the present situation: Them slowly losing their youth, the war and ruining their demographics. You pro-war people don't have any realism in you. Ukraine isn't America. It doesn't have infinite resources and power. The leadership there should be responsible and pragmatic, which it very much isn't.
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>>35465118
>That's obviously just hyperbole. How do you take that literally?
How can you be sure it’s hyperbole? How can European NATO countries be sure it’s hyperbole? Are you sure that Putin realised it was hyperbole instead of an invitation to attack?

>>35465153
Putin is wants to annex 25% of Ukraine, giving him that Ukrainian land is appeasement.

>Almost anything's better than the present situation: Them slowly losing their youth, the war and ruining their demographics. You pro-war people don't have any realism in you.
What’s the alternative? Ukraine being attacked by Russia in 5 years time when Western allies would be less likely to help it since their help in the war that started in 2022 didn’t stop Russia and they would view Ukrainian independence as a lost cause?
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Alright I'm out, you dorks try not to kill each other before I get back
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>>35465208
Imagine those thighs wrapped around your head as you go down on her.
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>>35465213
you're not my real mom
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>>35465173
>How can you be sure it’s hyperbole?
Because I have a brain. You seriously think he was saying that he'll send his secret putin ally at all nato members that fail to meet their quota? lol
>muh ukrainian land
Russian citizens that want to be part of russia live there. Not only is trying to conquer them unjust, it's doomed to fail. That land is lost to ukraine, and that's fine.
>the alternative?
Avoiding imminent collpase and hoping to avoid future conflict by talking to the russians.
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>>35465344
>You seriously think he was saying that he'll send his secret putin ally at all nato members that fail to meet their quota? lol
Trump’s comments show his lack of commitment to NATO, America cannot be depended on for defending its NATO allies, after all of the assistance in Afghanistan that European NATO countries gave to America.

>Russian citizens that want to be part of russia live there
Why would they want to be a part of Russia when Russia’s been shelling their cities and towns and villages for 2 years? Russia doesn’t just want to annex Donbas. Wagner mercenaries massacred Ukrainian children, do you really think the parents of those children want to be a part of Russia?
>hoping to avoid future conflict by talking to the russians.
What is there to talk about? Russia wants to annex the entirety of Ukraine, how are you going to talk Russia out of that? Putin completely denied the sovereignty of Ukraine in his interview with Tucker Carlson, do you really believe that Putin can be trusted to not attack Ukraine again?
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>>35465344
And you’re also forgetting the fact that the NATO countries bordering Russia absolutely do not want Russia to be appeased, how do you think they will react when Russia is given 25% of Ukraine? If that did happen I would not be surprised at all if Poland loses all trust in America and decides to produce their own nuclear weapons to deter the threat of being nukes by Russia, and all you’ve done by appraising Russia is to set off a new round of nuclear armament and made the entire world a much more dangerous and unstable place.
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>>35465344
Nta.
>Russian citizens that want to be part of russia live there.
Have you been there? (Because I have.) Do you speak Russian? (Because I do.) Or are you basing your worldview on secondhand propaganda? (Because I'm not.)
A portion of the local population actually bought the "one nation" bullshit. The rest fucking hates Russia but those who speak up get disappeared. Oh and you can get killed for speaking Ukrainian in public. Nice, right?
The general attitude there can be described as hopeless apathy.

I am so tired of childish takes based on bear-and-balalaika fairytales it's unreal.
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What are you doing to celebrate Hitler's birthday clg?
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>>35465574
The amount that right-wingers worship Russia is sickening, especially given how much harm Russia and the Soviet Union has inflicted on Europeans. The Russian internet disinformation and propaganda campaign is worryingly effective.
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>>35465589
sexing black women
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>politics
Yawn
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>>35465851
jumpscare
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imagine
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White women be like "Hi, I'm Sarah! And this is my girlfriend, Sarah! You wouldn't think we'd be each other's type, but we have a lot more in common than you'd think!"
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>>35466562
eating a fruit roll-up?
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>>35466562
Is that COBRAH?
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>>35465396
>Why would they want to be a part of Russia when Russia’s been shelling their cities and towns and villages for 2 years?
??? It was ukraine that shelled the donbass region and the ethnic russians there.
>russia won't accept anything but total surrender
This certainly wasn't the case earlier. They used to demand little more than assurances that ukraine won't join nato. I doubt it's the case currently either. Stop making shit up. And stop deluding yourself about ukraine holding its own. The country is dying, and since it has missed its opportunity to bargain for peace from a position of strength, it should be willing to accept whatever demands russia has.
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>>35465574
We're talking about the donbass, right? The region that has supplied tons of soldiers to the war against ukraine, overwhelmingly voted to join russia, has had its civilian population shlled for years by ukraine and used to vote for pro-russia parties? You're telling me that it actually likes you guys? Not buying it.
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>>35465590
kek at the complete lack of nuance. I just want peace and an end to the stupid war. Nothing to do with worshipping russia.
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>>35462037
The old title ix changes were much worse
>assault definition narrowed
>forced to go on trial against the man to prove you were assaulted
I've never seen a tranny in my life. But if their existence is what it takes for men to not get away with assault and rape then I'll make that trade.
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>>35466957
>It was ukraine that shelled the donbass region and the ethnic russians there.
And Russia also shelled and bombed Ukrainians and Russians living in Kharkiv and Mariupol and Zaporizhzhia and Kyiv and Odessa and Lviv.

>>35466982
Look at the map of Ukraine here >>35465396. Most of the territory that Russia occupies is outside Donbas.

>>35466997
>I just want peace and an end to the stupid war
What was it that Prime Minister Chamberlain said in 1939 when he signed the Munich Agreement which appeased Hitler? He said this:

“Peace in our time”.

And what started just a few months later? The bloodiest war in Human history.
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>>35466957
>They used to demand little more than assurances that ukraine won't join nato. I doubt it's the case currently either.
The only people who take this position are trolls or paid shills. Putin has said that they aren't invading but they're taking back what belongs to them
>Peter the Great waged the Great Northern War for 21 years. It would seem that he was at war with Sweden, he took something from them. He did not take anything from them, he returned (what was Russia's)
>Apparently, it also fell to us to return (what is Russia's) and strengthen (the country). And if we proceed from the fact that these basic values form the basis of our existence, we will certainly succeed in solving the tasks that we face.

The man wants to restore the Russian Empire. Which, you probably know, involves invading Poland.
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I had another dream about my ex when will it end
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I’m listening to Polkadot Stingray, they’re a great band with a beautiful, amazing singer.
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those two start fuckin yet? They have the chemistry for it
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I went and got del taco on the way home. I'm going to go give my wife her churro, inhale my chili fries and hop in the shower. Jump on the Xbox through the headset for a bit, Darktide got an update! Date night, we'll be hanging out with her parents tonight. Might take a nap, I fucked off my workout for the day
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>>35467820
I stopped dreaming about my ex and I accepted the fact that I never even cross her mind but now I don't care about anyone at all and just want to kms
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Today I had a lesbian couple walking in front of me and I don't know if I'm actually homophobic or just an envious retarded bitch femcel
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Least racist lesbian
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>>35469514
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>>35469514
Hello Eastern Europe anon.
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>>35469514
If someone treats all races like normal people but prefers to date their own I wouldn’t consider that racism desu that’s just normal
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>>35469514
White women only date clones of themselves, and then get SUPER offended when that's pointed out.
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>>35469514
seems fair
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>>35469984
1. She's asian
2. She selected everything except white.
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>>35470015
Purple check is a deal breaker, as in if your ethnicity is checked, it's a deal breaker.

Might as well put up a big sign that says 'White Women Only'
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>>35469535
This is mental illness.
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We're about to split, we'll be back late tonight so go ahead and stay up. No Parties, but you can have friends over
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>>35470780
Stop role playing, you retard.
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I miss money having actual value.
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Did you ever have the hots for a teacher?
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>>35469514
There's a dating app that lets you filter by ethnicity?? Does it let you filter out tranny men too?
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>>35471195
she looked good in her jeans and responded to some of the nonsense I'd put in the margins of my math homework. but then she got engaged :(

not that I was ever delusional, I learned by proxy when a friend wrote a love letter to a teacher in middle school and it was the most hellishly mortifying experience omfg I hate being reminded of that and it wasn't even me
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>>35471368
>to some of the nonsense I'd put in the margins of my math homework
What kind of nonsense?
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>>35471394
I'd draw stuff and make jokes about the questions, or even just random thoughts. I thought it was crazy when she'd leave replies but she was probably just bored from grading sheet after sheet of the same thing. felt nice though, she was funny
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man though. you know those public school teachers who treated you like a person instead of a snot nosed nuisance? those were the best
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>>35471368
>a friend wrote a love letter to a teacher in middle school
What happened?
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am I a bislut if I want her to penetrate me with a large strip on?
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Pronouns now mandated by federal law

Women can be charged for harassment under federal law as of today on any tax funded educational ground if they refuse to use someone's pronouns

TITLE 9 OF ED. AMND. OF 1972 ALTERED
https://youtu.be/282PqGhYfM0?t=55 [Embed]
>ALL protections for women removed
>NO separation between men and women in the education system
>INCLUDING sports, bathrooms, scholarships
>not using pronouns now treated like harassment and criminalized on the federal level
>applies to ALL k-12 institutions, universities and headstart programs that receive federal funding
>women complaining about men in their locker rooms can be CRIMINALLY CHARGED for harassment
>applies to private schools
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>>35471725
Correct me if I'm wrong but this hasn't been approved by any government body that can actually write this into law (in the US)
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>>35471487
She probably enjoyed it too
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>>35471725
> scholarships
There shouldn’t be any scholarships which discriminate on the basis of sex in the first place.
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>>35471519
I had a very kind teacher who tried to support me even though I was a weird gross autist. It really does make a difference.
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>>35471596
he got the cops involved. never got the full story from her it messed her up bad, awful awful time. I remember my stomach dropping after seeing one of them escort her to the office, just full dread
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>>35471894
I 100% understand why he reacted the way he did, imagine having your career destroyed and be possibly imprisoned because of a teenage middle-schooler.
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>>35471806
Congress passed it or whatever it's law as of Hitler's birthday.
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>>35471922
nah there's no way you have to have cops escort a young girl out of a random class over it, another teacher could have done that. have a conversation with the principal, bring a therapist in. fuck them cops
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>>35471680
No
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>>35472031
The cops were going to get involved either way and they would have escorted that teacher to their cop car because he would have been presumed to be guilty until proven otherwise, all the teacher did was to maximise the chances of him being recognised as innocent.
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>>35472091
she wrote a psycho letter but tact during sensitive issues is important, don't talk to me about this anymore. thank you
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>>35472122
>tact during sensitive issues is important,
The teachers freedom and ability to put food on his table is more important than your friend’s feelings. You would have never given the teacher the benefit of the doubt if he did nothing and allowed false rumours to spread around the school and THEN the police to be called.
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>>35472148
thank you so much for dropping the conversation, it means a lot to me
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>>35472261
Didn’t ask
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>>35471195
I was physically attracted to my Spanish professor. She was a hot woman from Argentina, I think teaching abroad was part of becoming a professor in Argentina or something. I didn't really hold any strong feelings for her, I just noticed her staring at me in class while we were working (she wasn't teaching this class, just leaning against the doorway, observing) and looked away when I lifted my head. That's when I took notice of her physical features. No feelings though, I just thought she was nice and attractive.

I do not get teacher crushes.
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>>35470015
That’s normal for Asian people. It’s called being a potato queen.
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>>35472009
That's fucked up. how is that even legal???? What will be of American women now?
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>>35472971
you wont do shit because no one on any side has done anything and the governments of all countries will do whatever they want because theyre protected and citizens are slaves
locker room rape is now federally protected
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>>35471849
Fuck I forgot her name but I know who she is. The Russian chick with microcephaly and HUGE tits. What's her name?
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for me it's the 1000 year old elven mage
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>>35474552
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rose my beloved rave whore
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>>35474552
>not going for the ancient wolf instead
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>everyone freaking out over 40k cucking
>I just want to know how they're going to work it into the lore
>not that the toxic moids are Wrong, mind you
>not everyone has to like them, tech heresy
>reminds me of the shitfit the community had over the Warhammer Kids
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>radfem reaches out to me and asks to be friends
>90% of her messages are about troons, but whatever, i get it
>invite her to lesbian events where we laugh at ugly troons who inevitably try to hit on me
>be nice to her and give her free makeup and nail polish cause she wants to "glo up"
>she suddenly freaks out one day and deletes my contact
>ask her if she's okay
>sends me a screenshot where i was mocking a troon and asks "did you mean this about me?"
>tell her wtf, obviously not
>she starts saying shit like "lol you thought i'd be sad without you?" "no one needs you lol"
the fuck.
this is why, despite being repulsed by troons, i don't hang out with radfems, they always seem to have a few screws loose
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Have any other cis lesbians had *one* guy that you inexplicably felt genuine attraction to?

I've seen a lot of bisexual women who mostly date men, but I've genuinely only ever found one man attractive. He wasn't effeminate at all, was very handsome to straight women, and had this sort of 'energetic magnetism' thing going on. Was kind of interesting.

I wanted to date him but honestly had no idea how.
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>>35477307
I can remember maybe two men that I've seen in the past few years that I saw and thought "thats a good looking guy." They were just random guys I walked past on the street but they made me look.
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>>35477426

The guy I mentioned made me feel genuine romantic attraction, which was a surprise as that hadn't previously happened.
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>https://bato.to/chapter/309157
Pretty good yuri doujin.
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>>35477507
I don't know if I have ever felt genuine romantic attraction to a man. Just this feeling of "he's cute and nice and I want to get to know him more". I have no interest in sex with them though.
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Fuck off bishits
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>>35477833
Great! More hot Southeast Asian girls for me.
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>>35477307
I can find men attractive just fine but am never attracted to them. kind of a funny word in that way
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what's the opinion on petite women? kind of feel like women aren't interested in that. Advice welcome...for reference 5'2 and 105 lbs
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>>35478010
Petite women are cute. I love petite women.
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>>35477307
I’ve never been attracted to a guy before (like doki doki, horny, I crave intimacy with you type shit) but when I see an objectively good looking guy I think “wow that cunt should be a model or something wtf” and I can appreciate various male aesthetics. I think you’re just having your bisexual awakening anon
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>>35477558

That's basically where it started. I was working at a Caribou Coffee (#minnesota) and he'd stop by twice a week and chat with me. Tbh found it slightly annoying at first -> Began feeling genuine emotional attraction, which hadn't previously happened -> began feeling physical attraction.

>>35477565

I've literally only dated women. It's also not a bad thing to ask oneself why one isn't attracted to men (physical, emotional, intellectual, etc.).
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>>35477833
I would literally date any race of woman so long as she’s kinda good looking/average enough to be dateable, loves me, and likes to do sex with me
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>>35478332
/bigen/
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>>35478332
seconding the other sexy lady, it's not a fuck off outta here thing. you're more likely to find understanding and insight into your situation with bisexuals
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Fuck off bishits
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>>35478010
>advice
What kind of advice do you want?
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>>35476722
She's probably ugly
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>>35478332
Bitch, I'm bi too but I don't talk about men here. Keep it to yourself, it's the bare minimum for this board
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>>35476722
Lesbians need to stop falling for radfem tricks. They lure you in by being the only group of women (other that religious conservatives) who don’t pretend men are women for social clout and then once they have you you realize they didn’t come to that conclusion based on pure logic like you did but instead from being an unhinged cult member
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>>35478010
They cool. I doted on one at my old job because she was so shy and soft-spoken, would barely ask for help. Reminded me of when I was younger. She was more attractive than me so she didn't get nearly as much shit for it though.
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To everyone saying /bigen/...

The reason I asked here is that, in my personal experience, bi women tend to think a bit differently about these things. My experience dating bi women has honestly been that *some* of them are not even that physically attracted to women (tourists looming to be part of the LGBT bloc). I had one bi ex girlfriend who left me three weeks before she became official with a male college classmate and another who basically just wanted cheap rent.

Obvs not all bi's are like that.

I also get hit on by guys fairly frequently and the reaction I've typically felt is not the same way bi women tend to feel about it.
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>>35478395
lol, funny you say that. yeah, she's... rather unattractive. though she's only 20 so i figured that's why she wanted to "glow up"
now that i remember, she's also bi. a bisexual radfem being a BPD weirdo to other women? shocking.
>>35478438
fair enough. i always made it clear to her that i'm not interested in radfeminism at all and that i'm rather disturbed by how unstable and bitter most of them are, plus she's rather young so i figured she wasnt that deep into the cult.
tbf, her freakout at me didn't really seem to be about radfem shit but rather her own personality/possible jealousy issues.
but yea. radfems are walking red flags.
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>>35478568
this makes no sense. you seem to be saying that you're not bi because bi women don't all feel the same way (??) but then you literally said you felt romantic and physical attraction to a man (unless i'm reading the thread wrong and you're not that poster)
pretty sure quite a few bi women have, at some point, felt romantic and physical attraction to men. so what do you mean by saying that those feelings of yours are different from bi women's.
you seem like you're coping really hard to not be bi which is kind of annoying and it's not really lesbians' responsibility to babysit you. you're gonna get the exact same response no matter how much you keep arguing because frankly most of us have seen this exact kind of bi woman before and they always think theyre different from other bi women.
just stop lol
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>>35478568
>bi women tend to think a bit differently about these things
Bisexuality isn’t a personality type or belief system retard it just means you’re attracted to men and women
>*some* of them are not even that physically attracted to women (tourists looming to be part of the LGBT bloc). I had one bi ex girlfriend who left me three weeks before she became official with a male college classmate and another who basically just wanted cheap rent
You dated male preferring bishits (overwhelming majority) and you’re likely a female preferring bishit. Your type will often get the typical lesbian treatment from your bishit gfs lol
>I also get hit on by guys fairly frequently and the reaction I've typically felt is not the same way bi women tend to feel about it
The straight women I’ve known will complain about getting hit on by guys they find ugly but that doesn’t mean they aren’t straight. Really not sure what point you’re trying to make anon. Also I’m telling you to talk to bishits about this because “Hey sisters isn’t it totally annoying when your pussy throbs for the occasional man?” isn’t something I can relate to kek. I actually seek out lesbian discussions specifically because male attraction is not something I find relatable
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>>35478010
Am short I’d like a fellow short gf to be a hobbit power couple together
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>>35478010
Im petite it sucks
>5 foot tall (4'11.8" technically) 99~lbs
>No tits I have never worn a bra with cups
>If I dress up I look like a child who has stolen her mother's makeup and if I dress normally I look like a 12 year old tomboy
>Still look fat because I don't work out
I don't have any advice I just wanted to complain
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>period a week + 4 days late
Am I going to give birth to the second coming of christ? This has never happened before in my life
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>>35479179
some were saying covid changed their periods a bit, did it ever get you? or it could be an age thing
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>>35479179
It could be stressful or sleep deprivation.
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>>35478010
you should dress up in japanese school girl clothes and roleplay being a loli
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>>35479177
Rapeanon here. You would be good intro bait to start the rape fights in the rape arena
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how can a trans girl meet a cis lesbian and start a beautiful relationship?
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>>35479444
What the fuck are you talking about rape fights rape arena
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>>35479461
Alright so basically my idea for a sport is lesbian rape fights where everyone is given a strapon and aphrodisiacs and thrown into an arena to rape each other. this was discussed some threads ago.
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>>35479482
t. fat and pimply virgin bulldyke
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>>35479177
how do you look fat at 5' and 99 lbs?
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>>35479482
Oh ok wow thanks for the context. Does the sport even have a winner or is it just chaos
>this was discussed some threads ago.
I didn't read it i was probably whining about the het subliminals not working or something like that
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>>35479551
>Mfw no fat and pimply virgin bulldyke to dominate me in the rape arena
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>>35479551
Me and my gf have rape fights though. Why dont you just join in on the fun instead of hating?
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>>35479348
>>35479413
I haven’t had Covid since last year (3 times in total) also only 23 so can’t be age. Sleep deprivation is a possibility tho I get 5 or so hours average but sometimes less. It would be pretty based if second Jesus was born to a lesbian though
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>>35479592
Nta. Would your girlfriend let you fuck other women?
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>>35479625
are you vaxxed?
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>>35479555
My stomach sticks out; my thighs and ass are fat (and not the attractive way, the disgusting way). Im XS on shirts and M on pants just so you can imagine how strange it all looks
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>>35479556
I think it would be mostly chaos
I hope you can one day experience lesbian on lesbian rape so you orgasm so hard you stop forcing yourself to watch het subliminals
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>>35479630
As long as I am involved in the sex as well then yes
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>>35479637
I knew someone who was built like you before. She was like 4’8 and Guatemalan and had the most unfortunate little burrito body. You have my condolences anon
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>>35479637
>Im XS on shirts and M on pants
Fuck that's hot. You must have a really nice body.
>my stomach sticks out
Okay?
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>>35479630
>>35479664
sorry misread. As long as we are involved in the sex as a couple in a threesome then yes.
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>>35479633
Yup. Had to get it or I’d be kicked off campus
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>>35479637
ngl you sound hot anon
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>>35479637
you should be thrown into the rape arena first
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took 20 mins until the larping trannies found this thread
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>>35479731
what larping trannies?
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>>35479750
probably me (rapeanon) since everyone here seems to think women cant be into lesbian on lesbian rape even though me and all my lesbian friends are into it.
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>>35479625
>5 hours on average
Make that 6. Your body really needs it.
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I can't sleep
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Chubby women

https://www.reddit.com/r/chubby/s/JeROOmcnhJ
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>>35479625
yeah for the covid thing I read it wasn't a "while infected" change but well after getting over it. you should be getting more sleep though, at least aim to fit 2-3 8 hour sleeps into your weeks. you're severly lacking in REM cycles

what works for me when sleep is a struggle is I'll skip a night so I can let exhaustion take over on the next chance. I'll knock right out and feel so much better for it, seriously get a full 8 (minimum) here and there even if you have to force it. melatonin can help too, and is less drastic of course
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>>35479179
I noticed infrequent periods when I was in 8th grades. Took MANY visits to doctors who would do a pregnancy test, see it's negative and refer me elsewhere to finally see a gyno who saw my hymen was intact and ordered an abdominal exam. Turns out there were cysts on my ovaries interfering withe release of hormones that would normally make me ovulate each month.
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>>35480314
How did you get treated?
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>>35480314
years of neverending education for
>I know that women can get pregnant! that's probably the issue
and
>I've noticed with my eyes that you're fat! that's probably the issue
I hate doctors
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>>35480314
>Turns out there were cysts on my ovaries interfering withe release of hormones that would normally make me ovulate each month
Well that’s terrifying. Sucks that they would probably assume pregnancy for me because I’ve long since obliterated my hymen with dildos. I’ll wait until the rest of the month to see if my period starts before seeing a doctor
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>>35480363
I had the cysts removed via surgery because of the pain. The doctor also wanted to test if the growths were cancerous as well. Stayed in the hospital for almost 4 days.

I knew one girl who knew she had cysts but never got treated. She would run to alleviate any pain she felt. If I remember correctly, she was 15 and never had a period.
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>>35480314
>Took MANY visits to doctors who would do a pregnancy test
Doctors and nurses are two of the most overrespected and overrated professions there are. So many doctors and nurses are incompetent and outright malicious.
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>>35480314
Interesting. My period was irregular when I was in my early teens and my doctor told me not to worry as long as I was having one every 3 months. They eventually got more regular as I got older. My cycle length fluctuates a lot now and I have bad cramps but I figure thats due to stress and other lifestyle factors.
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>>35480506
Well, the reason I kept seeking out medical help was because on the days the period should have been happening, I got intense waves of pain so bad, I couldn't even sit down in class. A later doctor tried giving me birth control to force me to have regular periods but I never refilled the meds.

>>35480499
What I found interesting was one of them actually ordered an ultrasound. They noticed my bladder was larger than average so I was sent to a urologist who ended up scheduling a surgery to widen my urethra so I could pee better. Nevermind the fact that my ovaries were RIGHT NEXT to the bladder and clearly had growths on them. I had a surgery I didn't even need.

My mother got so fed up, she took me to the gyno on the military base. The gyno had me do another ultrasound after a physical exam, the tech this time was actually competent, and noticed the growths on my ovaries. I'm not sure if it's the difference in experience because the first ultrasound was done by a really young guy and the other ultrasound was done by a middle aged woman. The gyno looked at the images and referred me to an oncologist literally in just one visit.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/pawg/s/zPhr4dRJGf
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>>35481710
I can't wear underwear like that, it's so silly
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I bought a pack of bendy straws because I tried to sip my drink and dribbled all down my shirt today on my headset.
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>>35481710
I know people where those so your underwear outline doesn't show in tight pants but I cannot ugh
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Why western lesbians hate cute feminine and petite girls? I hate braphog lesbians so much
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Lose weight you fatties
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>>35481710
Imagine the smell (in a bad way)
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>>35482964
My last gf was really shitty and once pressed me about my underwear lines showing through my skinny jeans. LIKE OKAY? SORRY I'M WEARING FKN UNDERWEAR
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>>35483264
>tfw no gf that makes me go underwearless even when wearing skirts
why even live?
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>>35483010
I think I enjoy the female body more than I like social things like feminine behavior and makeup. I’m not into masculinity either but a regular girl that is at a healthy middle ground between both is pretty nice desu. I’m also 5’2 so I have no problem with “petite” girls similar to my own stature. Much smaller than me would be like dating a literal midget though
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>>35483296
Sadly it wasn't like that, she picked me apart for every little thing. She was bi tho so, what was I expecting
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>>35482194
Like, not spilled on my headset, I spilled while wearing. So, bendy straws
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>>35482194
>>35483396
I do that when I'm drinking beer and get a little toasty
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everyone in bed, about to go tuck in myself. finish off watching fallout with my wife after I go brush my teeth and fall asleep somewhere in there
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Obese and fat lesbians should be put into a concentration camp where they only work out and their only food is skinny women pussy until they lose weight. Fat women are were made to be skinny girls sex slave k
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>>35483849
>are were made
You ok?
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>>35483876
No. I need her pussy now, I can't wait anymore
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I want my holes filled (with dildo) and destroyed
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https://www.reddit.com/r/curvy/s/CvfrjQyoww
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https://www.reddit.com/r/curvy/s/fHP8pdn1X5
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https://www.reddit.com/r/curvy/s/dCzI3v20aN
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>>35476272
What
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>>35478790
>“Hey sisters isn’t it totally annoying when your pussy throbs for the occasional man?” isn’t something I can relate to kek
And then when you tell them they're bi and not lesbians they start shitting themselves and screeching about muh comphet
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>>35478865
Do you genuinely want a short gf? Am also hobbitmode and it seems gay women arent any different from het women in wanting taller partners
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>>35483010
nana sounds like your typical wlw larping straggot tho
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>>35483371
No you should make me some
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>>35483371
there was a can I liked but they changed it somehow and it's just not the same. but all the different textures make it great, the funky little noodle balls, the meat, the soggy spinach. love it
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>>35483876
the lack of food has messed up her brain
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Cunnilingus: https://www.reddit.com/r/LesbiansMate/s/iybRFyhE0d
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I really, REALLY want to fuck your mother.
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>>35486313
Shes fat
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>https://nhentai.net/g/371422/
For me, it's hot futa doujins.
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i hate fat dykes so much it's unreal
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>>35486575
Hot. Fat chicks are hot, but a HUGE age gap is hotter.

I wish I dated a 40s-50s something when I was 18, or moved in with a 30+ lesbian couple to be their live-in girlfriend.

All I want is to be undressed by a woman twice my age. She needs to make it clear that she's in charge, and that my body's for her amusement.
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>>35486678
Based Milf-enjoyer.
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>>35486678
Continuing with that, all porn should feature a nervous or shy femme (or straight) chick getting worked over by a far more experienced dyke. All good porn showcases a drastic power imbalance which borders on the masc/dyke kicking the ass of the weaker femme/straighty.

Pic unrelated.
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>>35486636
Because they won't have sex with you, Yeah we know
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>>35486853
kek based
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Has anyone else been single their whole life and just not care about coming out?
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>>35487662
Yeah cause whats the point
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>>35487662
>>35487674
Other lesbians might be more confident approaching you and asking you out if you were out.
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>>35484829
The Custodes got a lore blurb in their newest update that says there's women in their ranks and when questioned on it Games Workshop said something along the lines of
>those gaslights are Not flickering, you're just going crazy
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>>35486678
My mum's 62, you want her number?
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>>35487709
>>those gaslights are Not flickering, you're just going crazy
I don’t understand this, why aren’t Gamesworkshop transparent in their retconing? This wouldn’t be the first retcon that Gamesworkshop did and most fans would accept it if Games Workshop didn’t lie to them to get them to accept it.
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>>35487720
And everyone is just upfront mad about it too. It's possible, in theory, in the lore. Two whole legions purpose built for O.C. Do Not Steals, not to mention the already existing female factions and armies. I'm just salty they're doing a glorified blogpost to explain it. Like, bruh, gimme BOOK. Show don't Tell
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What are your thoughts on joining the LGBT network at a corporate workplace? Any experiences?

Only homosexual replies thank you.
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The example I used to use all the time for Canon was Dumbledore but the troons don't like J.K. anymore. J.K. says Dumbledore can eat all the ass he wants and use dick as a pogo-stick, but unless she actually puts it in the books it's just like her opinion or something.

So I'm just sitting here like,
>okay Female Custodes
>but what are you going to DO with them?
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>>35484895
Bruh. If lesbians talk about sex they are larping bisluts trying to appeal to men. If lesbians talk about other activities other than sex they are larping straggots. Find a job in nowhere she said she's anti sex jesus fucking christ
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It's lesbian visibility week so make yourself extremely visible to other women.
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How strong is your Lesbian-dar(Lebsian version of Gaydar)? Can you tell if a woman is most likely a Lebsian just from a brief interaction with her?
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>>35488075
the whole
>Omg girls are like..so soft..and kind..and safe... i want a gf To just sit around being soft and feminine and do each others makeup uwU
Is peak fakebian wlw fandom desu
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>>35488188
Won't believe a girl is gay until she's going down on me
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>>35488188
I just realised I misspelled Lesbian twice
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>>35488363
Plebsian
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>>35461229
This is fucking ridiculous, Taylor Swift’s 2023 flights: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/X5T6JFen5c
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>>35488261
okay but i want all of those things but i also want to have sex with women. how am i a fake lesbian?
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>>35488539
i wonder why they deleted this
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why are they copying our format >>35478311
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>>35489142
one of them must be lurking here
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>>35489142
>>35489165
/clg/ did not invent qott.
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>>35489142
all threads look like this dumbass
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>>35489186
>>35489190
the reminder is the same format as ours
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>>35489238
its a reminder... how else do you want us to phrase it?
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>>35489238
Do you want us to say "trannies and bishits fuck off" instead?
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>>35489142
A lot of gens copy us desu. We're just that iconic I guess.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/BoobsMotel/s/OwqgqVCrAN
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>>35489502
I agree but Haerin is 17 so no. I'm also not one of the weirdos counting down the days till her 18th birthday.
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>>35489502
She's hot.
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>>35489516
>Haerin
You can tell them apart??
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>>35489165
I am now

>>35461229
GIRLDICK GIRLDICK GIRLDICK
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>>35488261
you hoes are so boring jfc always finding a reason to complain. Anyways aww :(( I can't donate blood because it seems I don't weigh enough :(( not fair F I wanted to donate blood so much T_T
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>>35489142
Who even are you?:)
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>>35488445
the retards can't think. Or you're a hypersexual maniac or you're a boring fake lesbian who hate sex, there's no in between for retards
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>>35489601
i'm a kpop stan so yes

>>35489620
>GIRLDICK GIRLDICK GIRLDICK
this isn't exactly lurking
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My period finally started! I am in physical pain but yippee now I don’t have to go to the doctor
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>>35488188
Nope but people can tell I’m one. I assume every woman I meet is straight unless they’re a bulldyke but everyone I meet eventually asks if I’m a lesbian
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>>35489745
Are your periods usually painful?
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>>35489836
Not excruciating, just typical cramps and dull aching pain cause first day. I only mentioned it bc I posted about my period being inexplicably late earlier itt
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>>35489855
I hope you remain healthy.
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>>35488438
>sorry this post has been removed
taytay strikes again

>13k people in the queue
no shakira ticket for me confirmed :/
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>>35489907
Thx I will try
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>>35490244
Can you at least post some that aren't AI generated?
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>>35490267
nta but here you go
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hitting my head until I stop thinking about my ex and I fall asleep
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>>35490464
Please get therapy.
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>>35490464
Just drink alcohol
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>le average clg poster
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>>35490601
My hair is longer than that
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>>35490601
Literally me.
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>>35490550
yeah I think I will although I am afraid it will make me feel even worse
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>>35490601
okay here's me, which way would you swipe ladies
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>>35490964
Down
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>>35490601
>"they call me cunt destroyer"
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I know it's very far away and one needs lots of money to survive there but I'm considering the U.S again... europoor is a restrictive shithole...
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>>35491281
Are you going to open up a sweatshop in America where European regulators can’t stop you?
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>>35491504
not into sweatshops tho, just loik the low taxes
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>>35491534
>just loik the low taxes
What about the shit infrastructure and worse healthcare and worse food and higher crime rates in America?
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>>35491663
>shit infrastructure
that's probably the only dealbreaker. i don't drive.
>healthcare
I'm fine.
>worse food
stfu you have costco and there is every product and cuisine in the world
>higher crime rates
the trick is to live in a small city near a metropolis so things are safer
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>>35491725
>I'm fine.
Will you always be?
>you have costco and there is every product and cuisine in the world
I’m not American, thank God. American food quality is shit, no matter how many products are made from it.
>the trick is to live in a small city near a metropolis so things are safer
And will you be working from home?
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>>35491725
What area are you looking at? Or state? The regions differ so vastly. Also by cost. Like Midwest is the cheapest while Northeast and Cali are expensive as fuck.

If you find a job, I would pull up a crime map and compare it to apartments to find the safest parts of town. Alternatively, just drive through the neighborhood and leave if you see black people. As racist as it sounds, it's a ridiculously easy way to judge the crime in the area.
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>>35491725
living somewhere where you don't have to drive is too expensive. not impossible but if you enjoy having disposal income you can say goodbye to that

woman got stabbed to death on the la metro just this morning, I swear I'm hearing about metro stabbings every other day it's not good here. every so often I consider that it'd be better for my wallet to take public transport whenever I go into the city but the reminder of why I don't is never far. I live in a low key city 30 minutes out and the homeless have multiplied like crazy, we had one or two regulars you'd see for decades before covid but now they're all over the local shops

anyway really, don't underestimate the crime here and the downward spiral. you can go out every day and come home certainly, but nothing ever happens to every victim until it does
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>>35492185
>Alternatively, just drive through the neighborhood and leave if you see black people.
Sad but unfortunately true
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>>35492219
And even when you drive it’s more dangerous, from road traffic accidents to road rage involving deadly assault with a firearm.

America is a third-world shithole.
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>>35492265
I've been blessed on that front with my lyft drives, only 2 weird drivers so far. my mom's a great driver and we got t-boned once, but shit man whenever she gets cut off or something and tries to make eyes at bad drivers I tense up, like god they could shoot you chill out lmao. it's a real possibility, so many armed hotheads with either nothing to lose or simply don't care if they do

lady on the news, not homeless has her own car, pulling over and smashing multiple windshields in with a brick. for nothing. like fuck that
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>>35492451
much better to be on the hook for thousands at the drop of a hat and lose your house for the sake of not dying, true. wait I forgot, who even has a house nowadays. so: much better to just die then, for sure
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>>35492265
I don't get road rage. You give someone the power of a 2 ton vehicle and they'll even sperg out at having to drive behind someone going the speed limit. You're literally risking an accident/manslaughter charges to get somewhere a few seconds faster.

I've only known one person with a gun in their vehicle, my co-worker, and I live in Texas. Honestly, the possibility of being armed is a great deterrent at being mugged. For example, my mother knew a husband and wife trucker team. Husband was sick so wife left on her own for a job. Woman threw tree branch on road. Wife goes outside to check what she ran over, gets killed and robbed by a group of black women.
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>>35488188
I can tell if a woman doesn't realise she's a lesbian. I can tell if a woman will never find out if she's a lesbian. I can tell if a woman is going to get married and have kids and then wake up one day and realise she's a lesbian and split from her entire life with nothing but hope. Nothing gets past me and my infallable insight into the condition of all lesbians, everywhere.
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>>35492739
Taylor Swift fans would like a word with you, my prophet.
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>>35492791
She's a celebrity and therefore not a participant in regular human urges such as "desire" or "want". Next!
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>>35484923
Of course my black queen
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>>35492739
That's some trauma shit right there
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>>35492997
What was that Steven King book? You kiddos probably remember the TV show rather than the movie, guy solves crimes and saves the day because visions
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>>35492908
I figure even if she was a solid bi, genuinely into women, she'd never seriously date one until she's done amassing her fortune. which will basically be never ever. she's all business
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>>35493050
If it isn't Roadwork, then I don't care
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>>35493110
>I figure even if she was a solid bi, genuinely into women
Who cares? We have Kstew now
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>>35492739
>>35493050
Cut that with some dramatic zooming in of B reel of women hanging out with the movie voice guy. That's So Raven meets What Women Want with a bit of Thriller thrown in for taste
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>>35493127
maybe she was "young back then" maybe she's "better now" but I don't like cheaters
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>>35493193
Try
>publicity stunt
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>>35493203
I hate writers when they fuck my shows up with cheating plotlines, it makes no difference
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Kstew seems the type to have a secret fat butch Hispanic gf living in her trailer
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I don't wanna make the thread, I always fuck it up.
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>>35493328
No you don't, anon, we need you!
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https://youtu.be/h5f3-jB0-do?si=Z_LElNo1FjBuqTck
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>>35493110
I can fix her.
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>>35493110
Perhaps. I think this with all celebrities - Kristen Stewart included - that regardless of their actual orientation, 'attraction' is just another currency to profit off new audiences. The ‘lesbian musician’ moniker (though, I agree, often placed upon the artist rather than claimed; think girl in red, and more recently Reneé Rapp) can enjoy a pre-installed, concentrated audience with specific expectations – songs about girls, about coming out, so on – and won’t push back the same way other audiences might when they ask for something more than what you represent (music quality, political theory, anything). It’s part of what being a celebrity is in general, for sure, but here I’m just thinking about how this coincides with celebrity desire for wealth and lesbian identity. If you didn’t want to amass celebrity status, you wouldn’t aim for it. There’s lots of ways to act/make music/etc without becoming ‘celebrity’.

It’s recognisable – we lesbians see like for like – but foreign, in that we’re not with them, we’re not co-workers besides them, won’t be talking or sleeping with any of them, and will not capitalise off their capital (or, at least, will very barely while they still dutifully perform their womanhood). There’s a real hunger for lesbian (perhaps, more aptly, ‘sapphic’) audiences to see something that looks and sounds like them, but ultimately offers little more beyond airy fantasies and an opportunity for collective gooning. If lesbianism could be more than an edge to their names, more than currency for 'lesbian' audiences (which still lends way for the hetropatriarchal one), and could instead function as a meaningful identity, then, sure, I could think differently. If Tswift's lyrics are vague enough, they could be about anyone. She, too, could be anyone. So she chooses to be the most marketable version of herself. Blah blah blah
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Did I tell you my anime idea I had the other day?
>Truck-kun claims another victim
>Some Guy is stuck in another world and now just has to deal
>the twist is actually he has brain damage
>he is Not fighting demons and saving princesses
>he is In Fact stopping assaults and spree killing bad guys with the broken end of a mop
>one side of the show is whimsical and fun, wholesome adventure
>the b plot is like Law and Order Paranoia Agent
>"how do we stop this guy? Should we stop this guy?"
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what should the theme for the next gen be?
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New threat:
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>>35493590
Favorite vegetable edition
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>>35493699
i'll do that next time



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