>Pee standing up for the first time in months>Piss directly on my feetWhy am I like this?
>>35500582ftm or mtf
>>35500588mtf
>>35500591did you just forget how to aim
>>35500597Yeah.
>>35500602how is that possible are just not touching it
>>35500607I don't know. I thought I was doing it right. And now my feet are covered in pee and there's no hot water left today.
>>35500616did it spray at an angle like your urethra was stuck a bit
>>35500627Yeah I think so.
>>35500630gotta rub or squeeze the end a bit to solve that yeah
>>35500644>rub and squeeze penis to avoid peeing on feet
>>35500728the end to unsticky the urethra silly
>>35500728No.. let me touch it ill fix it
>>35500743Seems legit.
>>35500582I am post op but sometimes I try to pee standing up again and it's always a disaster like this
>>35500757Proof that intelligence is stored in the balls.
>>35500582Why would you not pis standing up when you got the equipment for it?>Inb4 dysphoriaIt's so goddamn USEFUL that it's worth it even with bottom dysphoria>inb4 it's gross because pee sprays everywhereOkay but like, half of the time I go piss, it's against some random tree outside. It's so goddamn USEFUL, no way months can go by without it being just straight up worth it
>>35501091Peeing sitting down makes the GDemon happy.
>>35500728wait they made a cartoon out of that comic holy fuck that's awesomei'm not gonna watch it because i think it would be annoying to have to watch all the weird bits but shit good for them. i think it's really cool
>>35501091not OP but i have severe untreated (or unmanaged?) ocd and want to shower if i sit on the toilet, i cant do that every time i need to pee
