>trans men will never know the primal joy of expertly aiming your piss stream to hit flies that have landed on the urinal
>>35503938You're pissing in fly-infested toilets?
>>35503968you get one every so often in just about every public or workplace bathroom thay exists
>>35503938Ok. I don't care how I fucking piss.Good for you.
>>35503995>I don't care how I fucking pissfembrained
>>35503938try aiming with a pussy, that is only for sharpshooters. Penis is easy mode
>>35504008>fembrainedi don't give a shit
>>35504084>still replyingEnjoy your weak fart bubbles going inside your mangina
>>35503995female hostility
Trans men will never know the instantly refreshing feel when you sit down on the toilet on a hot summer day and you dick touches the cool porcelain bowl
>>35504123What..
>>35503938i've had a penis for 46 years and have never once experienced this, are you a thirdie who lives in a house with a disgusting fly ridden bathrooom?
>>35504161At least I'm not some old hon kek
>>35503938this shit made me laugh ty anon,
>>35504124oil up nigga ill be there in 5 mins
>>35504209i'm a cis gay nigga
>>35504233mmmmfgghh,,,,,,,...
I can't say I have ever once thought about this or wanted to do this, wouldn't the fly just land on you instead?t cis male
>>35503938What if I figured out how to spread my pussy a little bit and pee standing? Isn't that cool?
>>35504485nah if you hit the fly it falls down to the bottom of the urinal with the piss stream and it's wings are wet so it cannot fly back up until it dries
>>35504533>>35504059I'll be very impressed if you manage to hit it! You'll have truly "made it" if you manage to
>>35504533>What if I figured out how to spread my pussy-oouuughghhmmm..
>>35503968What's wrong with being British?
>>35504161>are you a thirdie who lives in a house with a disgusting fly ridden bathrooom?>>35503968>You're pissing in fly-infested toilets?Not "infested", this is like one fly has managed to slip by into the restroom because they're looking for water. Your home having one or two flies isn't "infested" either, they just got in when you opened a door
>>35503995femalecoded response. if you truly didnt cared you wouldve either made fun of op or just ignored it. responding that you dont care just shows how much youre seething internally
>>35504607That's right just for you
>>35504693how can I convince my gf to pee standing by yoinking her flapsshould I dump her if she refuses to indulge my sexual fantasies?or should I deny who I am and favor her will over mine?
>>35503938i wikl know the joy of aiming my stream to hit you anon
>>35505521hm difficult, try peeing on her and see if she reciprocates
>>35504161>46 yearsbro is 46 and posting on 4cuck :skull:
>>35503968why not if youre standing up
>>35505702:3
>>35505796it will happen to you lol
>>35504674>femalecoded responseI don't care, even if it's ultra female coded> just shows how much youre seething internallyWhatever helps you sleep at night anon
>>35507285jerking off helps me sleep
>>35507299Same I also do it when I'm feeling down
