My dawg 'n life-partner Big Mike done decided she a woman now, goin' by Michizzle. Now ain't that the wildest thing, y'all? Of course, I got her back 'n sheit, but why she gotta pick a name so white? Shouldn't she choose somethin' more fittin' fo' a black sista like "Shaniqua" or "La'Ronda"? Anyway, ain't that just straight-up cray, huh?