>>35516532
haribo
Throwback
>>35518787i fucking LOVE akira
First for debasers ugly lard caked short lived soul
>>35518799trip on
Second cup of black coffee of the day.
>>35518805>out of all of these, pooza is the only one who still postswhy God
>>35518805IWho were they?
roses are redviolets are blue.. now i put my dick in you:)
>>35518827Tops
>>35518811Nth for u got doxxed lol
>>35518826I think sammy posted his dreads recently.
>>35518826yeah samael posted some time ago. he's being doing what some of you ought to be doing: having a social life outside of the internet.
>>35518787haven't seen it in forever
>>35518844And the only person celebrating is your fat miserable ugly self. Do some self reflection. Actually leaving this place forever. Bye!
>>35518910I'm not celebrating I'm just responding to you melting down over itAt this point you leaving forever is the best outcome for everyone, I hope you learned something from this experience
>>35518910daniel we have seen your twitter likes you love fat men. the two of you should just meet up and hatefuck already the sexual tension is palpable
>>35518936yeah he learned not to engage in forums with fat ugly gay men
>>35518910was Dan or Santino the first dramatic top of gg?
i miss dailymailposter
>>35518936>At this point you leaving forever is the best outcome for everyonethis but directed at (You)
>>35518846>>35518881no one likes him. even tex hates him
>>35518805whose the blonde
>>35519028He's alright.
>>35519028he hasn't had a meltdown in a long time, i think.
>>35519028so? tex has sand in her vagina about alot of people
i miss newguy
>>35519061I don't
>>35519071ok??? i would trade you for him in a flash
>>35519061hoping his absence is due to him having finally found a boyfriend.
>>35519061easily the worst trip in the history of gaygen
>>35519096straight boy is right there
>>35519096it’s me
>>35519099tranny boy is better than simpguy
>>35519096no. the worst is rugby.
>>35519033man that would be nice
>>35519096Gayjew? He's the early thread schizo and he's admitted to self-reporting his threads to get them taken down.
Do you ever shut up about tripfags?
can i apply to be groomed
>>35519138I love you jason
>*sniffs butt cracks*
>>35519138>20231103>can't even be bothered to cook something recent
>>35519138>no close up of the milk
>>35519138>broccoli
>>35519138please let me suck your cock
>>35519163you could use some vegetables boy
>>35519138delicious but you sound fat
>>35519138That looks tasty ^^
>>35518766B-but how can I have gay prey eyes when I'm straight and a hunter? >///<>>35518771Oh that sounds yummy! I hope you enjoy your home made burger, Anon!
>>35519122When is does your swole arc start, delty?
>>35519171what if i add green food dye to my kroger brand psylium husk
>>35519179i dont think so
>>35519177>I hope you enjoy your home made burgerTy ^^
>went on a good run to work through some shit >start struggling before I'm even half a mile into it>realize I've lived on a single cup of instant noodles a day for the last few daysI need to start trying to live like a semi-normal human again.>>35518809>>35518891Same. I used to watch it over and over again in high school. It's been a while so I may re-watch it.
>>35519187>>35519171shut up and go get a job
>>35519138is that chicken stroganoff?
>>35519196gotem
>>35519038he is dead
>>35519188You're welcome, Anon!
>>35519138that looks so good TT^TT
>>35519226still ugly as fuck
>>35519226>he can't detect AI beardsNGMI
>>35519247this
>>35519171I have everything elseexcept sprouts they're nasty>>35519178right after the waterskiing with shark related stunts
>>35519226His midlife crisis is so inspiring to me
I have like... 5 dexterity
>>35519226She had a glow up
>>35519226looks like micheal combined with tank
>>35519255just steam the broccolli and put butter salt and pepper on it litrally delicious.
>>35518787is 6" enough to satisfy gaygen?
>>35519226What? How?
>>35519268you have the worst taste imagable
>>35519229lol nice burger pic
>>35519297I didn't say that I find him attractive.
>>35519282broccoli tastes like farts
>>35519312Brocolli does not have a taste it's just watery
>>35519262go do some grinding...and some levelling up>>35519282we'll see
>>35519284yes, however girth is just as important a factor -w-
>>35519317>too poor to know what farts taste likeNGMI
reminder that debaser looks like this
>>35519317you are american
>>35519317ijbol This idiot has covid
Amerilards be like>what do you mean vegetables have flavor!? they aren't sweet at all!
>>35519338kek I assumed it was before I read it
food celibate
if i get a bf, then i'll come out. otherwise, why would anyone need to know. you can't be a homogay for real unless you have a bf as proof. that's the reality
Maybe I'll have quiche for dinner.
>>35519317you are boiling it for too long. next time you have broccoli try roasting it in the oven with sesame oil, garlic and salt instead
Cooper meds and bed
>>35519338he doesn't look that bad..
gayliens are tops and humans are bottoms. it makes perfect sense now.
>>35519409thank you i’ve been looking for this for months
i really need cock, rgh. nmhh~ !!
>>35519409https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkLCS9-J4z4
>>35519409Ideal bottom on the left me and shallo on the right.
>>35519409are scientology tops?!?!
bottoms itt how many of you want to be fucked by aliens
>>35519300Thanks! Hehe
>>35519099true
>>35519495why are you replying to yourself
>>35519211for real?
I am the straight boi c:
>>35519191sounds like your depressed my guy>>35519437okay solid snake, calm down.
>>35519451My bussy was made for BAC
>>35519504why are you coping and seething
i'm afraid if i let a guy top me and he's cute, i won't be able to resist the temptation to be his bottom, exclusively. twisted, isn't it? tops have too much power, it's scary honestly. all it takes is one anal pounding to alter my brain chemicals in such a way. that's why i, have to be careful.
>>35519451do the aliens love me?
>>35519505Yeah raped to death by isis
>>35519509come out!
>>35519483in the name of jesus christ and by his precious blood i command you to leave this place unclean spirit
>>35519138This looks truly vile and it's so full I just know you have rice and bits of broccoli in your keyboard now
>>35519509not if i get my hands on you.. my dick is probably too small for that crater that you call anus..
>>35519446>scientologythere's religious bs and then there's that madness lol
>>35519523hot
>>35519541unclean is right... you just know he smells like literal shit
>>35519523When ABO fanfics come to life.
Duality of bottom poops shallo rabbit pellets haribo peanut butter straight boy milk chocolate.
>>35519577sb does give me IBS vibes desu
>>35519510Probably. I tend to have a bad time around this time of year and I have more shit going on now than usual. My boss commented that I was looking thin the last time he saw me and I hadn't really noticed until just now. >>35519523You could just develop a crippling fear of intimacy like everyone else on here. >>35519527>do the aliens love me?Fuck no.
>>35519523based sub top
i wish it was possible to replace a bottoms brain with my cum no dahmer
when I was a kid I used to think about being a dog and get erections so you see, it was always over for me
>>35519577that’s three things though
>>35519608SB is a straight top....
>>35519439lmfao
>>35519591are you banana peppers because i love a sub topping.
>>35519138
Troye Sivan looks so good in drag!
Cooper is an ugly ftm
>>35519538But I have nowhere to go! :0>>35519541Nuuuu>>35519553Pls do not force yourself sexually on me sir. ;-;>>35519611True!>>35519622I love banana peppers. :p
i thought ****** had finally left
>>35519590>Fuck no.:(
>>35519376You don't want to do that. A lot of people feel inspired to suddenly "come out" as a snowflake addition to their identity, which normal, well adjusted people just think is stupid gullibility, because they fall in love and are so moved that they forget common sense. Then after the length of the average gay relationship, about six minutes, theres a break up and now you're the guy who was naive enough to tell the world you like playing with dicks and are alone again and look like an ass, not to mention permanently (as in for life) smashing your family relationships, starting the gossip wheel. Not so much because you announced your sexual kink, and not even because you're the last one to figure out that two men don't make a couple, but because you were duped into believing the media meme and dumb enough to broadcast your personal sexual twist, because some whack jobs convinced you that you were part of some liberating movement for cocksucker pride or something.And then time passes, you get to know what gays are really like towards each other and their fucked up life directions and the social damage is already done.Stay in the closet. Deadbolt in from inside. Weld the hinges shut and rivet the frame. Break off the key and cement a half inch steel blast door behind that. And then wire the latch with Semtex and a dead-mans-switch. Drop a quarantine dome over the house and air-lift it with a Chinook and drop it over a trench in the Pacific ocean, and then nuke the ocean hard enough to shove the planet into the sun.
>>35519631pleonasm
Straight boi is an ugly mtf
>>35519631>>35519659Both true
>>35519670Cumming in his butthole and on his face
>>35519678he is a top btw
i haven't seen cooper but the straight boi one is correct
>>35519690Cant stop Me
>>35519590>I tend to have a bad time around this time of year and I have more shit going on now than usual.wanna talk about it? >>35519634same. sometimes I'll eat em out the jar. also I gotta say love your schtick. "Oh noooo mister pls don't put your chinchin in me! I'm straight!" 10/10 just like one of my japanese animes.
>>35519670looks like masc pewdiepie
>>35519631>>35519659i hate trannies, they must get the attention even here..
>>35519697Woahhh there anon, that sounds a lil bit rapey...
>>35519726Teaspill I think I saw Eden eating a dead rat out of the gutter.
>>35519726stfu eden, omfg..
>>35519726this is why xe was perfect for holden. if only he'd seen that.
Pulling back my foreskin like he's king arther and I'm a stone.
What happened
>>35519720Extremely ironic post
>>35519753holden was cute when he was 18.
>>35519590>crippling fear of intimacymy fear is rushing into sex too soon and having that influence my relationship w/ him because of endorphins, oxytocin, and whatnot making me become attached to him (by association of him topping me), instead of us bonding naturally, like a romantic couple, aka civilized individuals in a relationship
>>35519774pedo
>>35519776Just b vers and have sex like normal people do
>>35519739you sure it wasn't danny devito?
>>35519791His limoncello is too good for you to slander him like this.
>>35519755Pulling back the foreskin in the shape of a mitre.
>>35519706Not really. The main thing is the anniversary of my mom's death and I deal with that on my own. The other problem is just something I need to figure out how to deal with. >>35519776I think you need to stop listening to podcast bros. You're overthinking it. I'm terminally unfuckable and even I know sex doesn't work like that.
>>35519811Why is space warping around the edges of his body? Looks green screened in and he looks rubbery.
>>35519811santino looks beautiful here
>>35519811brazilian men…
>>35519824I haven't played the video but that usually indicates a very subtle filter.
>>35519764i just want to suck a dick..
>>35519841The perspective is really unusual at times, I think he's in front of a greenscreen in some of the shots.
>>35519844You’re a straight man, what happened to this cmm?
>>35519824>he doesn't know about gravity's effects on space-time
>>35519659Straight Boi is a handsome fetching man with luscious locks of hair and smoldering eyes that gleam with passion in the twilight. There is no one else as stunning and ravishing as he, Straight Boi.
>>35519800eden makes limoncello?
>>35519856>gravity's effectsWell if anyone would...
>>35519866ahjummas loves limoncellos
>>35519811Santino would have appreciated this...
>>35519830I imagine it hard to concentrate over there
>>35519871Yes thank you I am very smart
>>35519859sb is a jaundiced old man with coal black eyes
>>35519910plap plap plap
>>35519855what, i am into men..
>>35519904You don’t even imagine how
SANTINOOOO COME BAAAAAACK
>>35519930Wow I love scottish men
I hate myself and want to die.
I love myself and want to live.
I love you and want to fuck
im gonnya take a nyap uwu
I hate you and want to kill
https://youtu.be/3LrIvB41dwk
I am a piece of shit and I wish that I wasn't..
>>35520061Start working out, go on a diet, get invisalign
>>35519851Possibly. There's something about the light sources in the background vs. the light sources on him in that first beach shot that looks off to me, but I'm not an artist so I can't put my finger on what. They they probably had additional lighting on him for the shoot whereas the background has natural lighting and they forgot to adjust some settings or whatever. He poses like people using a filter, but that doesn't mean that there's any of that going on. What you're probably noticing is that the film was just a little retouched (most content like this is) by someone who couldn't quite balance everything.
>>35520069thanks mom, i appreciate it
>>35520083>rewatch the video >the angle of the shadows on the umbrellas and shit are totally different how the FUCK do you even SEE shit like that?
>>35520128How old are you?
>>35520169I could be wrong about all of it. Like I said, I'm not an artist or anything. But I've always been good at catching inconsistencies. I once had someone tell me that if I don't notice something it's not worth paying attention do but I don't think they meant it as a compliment.
Now time for some real webms
god i wish you freaks were at least interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuyTAoy-l8k
>>3552018623
holy shit i have image rights back
>>35520252wb haribubu
https://twitter.com/blondieboyyyhttps://twitter.com/sunshynesquaredhttps://twitter.com/Alphahunkkhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1713999733568889.webm
>>35520169i did a lot of i spy books as a kid so i trained for this
>>35520263we're so back
>>35520265How many hours do you spend gooning to this?!
>>35520250giwtwm
>>35520285All of them.
webms? :)
>>35520305ideal bottom
>>35520214>>35520236>>35520226>>35520250 >>35520265cringe
>>35520252sup how’d you lose them in the first place
>>35520333i posted my butt to /fit/ and got jannied
*enters thread*
>>35520355ideal vers
>>35520355who is this imposing man?
>>35520343how come you got imagebanned but not bannedbanned?
>>35520250why are straight men like this?
>>35520343link? i think i reported it
>>35520343lol
I miss furry bro
>>35518805marius?idk.heart.skunk.idk, santino?shizer.idk.
It would be nice to have someone to talk to again.
>>35518805The skunk birthday cake pic is actually meme worthy but it would be cruel
>VN update:)>have to go to work):<
>>35520472everyone in your life will feel relief when you die
>>35520500That's generally how people dying goes since they get all sick and suffering like at the end
>>35520535you definitely appear to be sick and suffering, hopefully that means it’ll be soon
>>35520426they took me out instantly you didnt report shit
>>35520535Debaser, a question if I may ask, why are you in a quarrel with Dan? Also do you really think he should leave the Japanese image board made for anonymous homosexuals? If so, why do you think that? Would that make you happier?
i just eat a lot of food and it cheers me up instantly its crazy how this works
I am the CEO of White men's whores. All interracial relations must go through me for approval.
>>35520632i wish i could make you try hard drugs
Hyacinth at a furry con
>>35520641why cant you
>>35520636if i’m mixed race are all of my relationships interracial or is it based on phenotype or what
>>35520636BMWM OR WMBM?
>>35520650my arms can’t reach that far :-/
>>35520643>the jidf fears this
>>35520561This is so Tex coded.
>>35520679you cant reach your wallet or what all you need is enough money for a one way plane ticket and lock and chain and you can do whatever you want to me i aint got nothing to lose brotha
Hyacinth is so dreamy and he has my future job
curly hair
>>35520759I was about to say this
curly fries
what happened to Skunk
>>35520782She's mouse now and is a mtfg regular.
does /gg/ likes curly hair?
>>35520650>>35520381answer whore
>>35520795wait SERIOUSLY?
>>35520817jiggly booty
>>35520691you mean in the sense that it's an obvious larp?>>35520795omg she can finally be in transbians with emo kawaiiiii
>>35520321:Dhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1714002189707557.webm
I want to take Hyacinth's virginity. he will probably cry after
>>35520848>straight porn for gaysgrim
>>35520814i got out of bed to see what this post was ffs i dont know do i also im not a whore im a good christian bottom
>>35520848if she's gonna queerbait she could at least do it properly baka
>>35520861not true. you fucked a stranger from the internet just because he was nice to you.
>>35520817Jiggle jiggle jiggle
Starbucks, RuPaul’s Drag Race and Gay Porn ;3 <3
>>35520880im a gay incel i havent fucked anything in my life
>good >bottomlol. lmao, even.
I just assume that these guys who you post as "ideal straight guy bodies" have the worst personalities imaginable. It's just weird nobody posts pictures/video of actual normal looking gay men, just roided out straight models. It's really harmful.
>>35520797no
>>35520912bullshit
>>35520561Sex with father.
>>35520776They be a tasty treat.
>>35520903Shut up Horror
what would tops do without bottoms?
Twinkcels don’t exist tho
>>35520973top each other, just like what 2 bottoms would do
nothing makes me sadder than realizing there is only ONE tv show about fems and they have to dress up like girls in itno movies about fems falling in love, neverit's like being slowly pressed into the earth with a heavy mallet
>>35520926This. I like ordinary looking guys. Muscle implants and washboard abs aren't as nice to hug or cuddle
>>35520973flourish
>>35521002You can’t just watch movies about twinks?
>>35521002>no movies about fems falling in love, neverheartstopper isn't a movie but it's there
we should put the fems in a camp with nothing but giant metal weights and raw milk and eggs and minced beef and they arent allowed to come out until they can bench 4pl
what are you having for dinner gigi?
>>35521029when I am around fems in real life its the only time I can actually relaxKnowing that the gay community is so desperate to push an image that most gays don't act fruity and that you can only be sexually desirable if you don't act gay just makes me anxious.
>>35520934this kind of father
>>35521038>heartstopper isn't a movie but it's thereits fujo porn for women acted by normal straight males who cannot properly fake a fagcentit isn't fems interacting on screen FEM RIGHTS NOW
spanish speaking gays be like: yo tengo vih
>>35521051dropped my image like a retard
>>35521047What they look like?
immediately under the crust of the earth there are ancient hill giants smashing the pillars that hold up the earth with mallets and thats what causes earthquakes
twinks are not necessarily femsfuck you
>>35521017how about a little more muscle than average and not much fat but also not huge... like a sort of retro boxer look
>>35520934I don't have those kinds of daddy issues. I would rather just kill myself. >>35521042Shit, right I should probably eat something.
>>35521073>>35521039shut the fuck up no one cares
>>35521073real shit?
>>35521097based
>>35520876>>35520860All this jelly and no bread LOL:Dhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1714003665411033.webm
>>35521077THIS so much THIS. sporty twinks are best twinks.
if my twink bf can't beat the shit out of me i don't want him
>>35521116It’s just a twunk
>>35521088I like that too. Natty guys are healthier too.
idk im addicted to silver!!!
new
>>35521126>twinks have to be anorexic bye
>>35520591I am think you were punished for lying. Fit is very tolerant of twink butt's. They wouldn't have banned you instantly.
>>35521141>>35521141>>35521141>>35521141>>35521141>>35521141
twink tops have to be hairy and skinnytwunks can to whatever
>>35521138patience, young fagawan
all cute twunks are legally required to be total tops
