>>35531467
I really want to get drunk as well. But I have to wait 2 more days.

why don’t you just do it? i became male and no longer want to kill myself. it feels like i’m in heaven

>>35531526
imagining a hole saying this is fucking hilarious.

>>35531549
you don’t get it. i used to be a hole, now i’m a human

I'm mtf and turn into a complete slut after a few drinks.
You'd be the perfect target for me to tease.

>>35531475
>But I have to wait 2 more days.
Why
>>35531526
Because I simply believe ftms cannot be male. Also lack of dick. I would transition if I could have one.
And being ftm in general just sucks.
>>35531616
Hot and based

>>35531780
My parents are with me. They will leave in 2 days. I don't like to drink around my parents.

Besides, I turn into an extremely flirty person when I drink, so I prefer to be alone.

>>35531549
>a hole
why are people here so vile

>>35531467
holy based
literally me except I'm a mtf reppresor and I have to mix vodka with lemonade because I hate beer

>>35531854
try smirnoff green apple and lime soda

t. mtf reppressor

>>35531848
because they have no friends and are victims of doomer ideology

>>35531594
heh

>>35531793
Honestly being drunk alone in the house is just a vibe
>>35531854
> I have to mix vodka with lemonade because I hate beer
Sounds fucking good I miss it right now
Holy shit this made me so thirsty, I'm going to get it now kek
Or maybe gin and lemonade

>>35531912
>Honestly being drunk alone in the house is just a vibe
yeah loser vibe, i guess

>>35531868
the reason I hate beer is the carbonation so I don't rlly like soda either. Finlandia mixed with a can lemonade is my favorite despite how trashy that sounds.
>>35531912
use minute made

>>35531933
Is it the carbonation that bothers you or the calories? Because it is more so that I feel full after drinking soda/beer, and I think this is because they have the high-calorie content. The same does not happen with sugar-free sodas.

>>35531957
Drinking anything carbonated has always felt like it's burning my mouth for some reason, even sparkling water. It's weird because I rlly don't have any other food intolerances or anything like that. I'm probably just kinda autistic or something lol.

>>35531467
>>35531475
pls be my fujoshi gf

>>35532075
I wish I was a girl anon.

>>35532062
The same happens to me too but for some reason I like that sparkly burning sensation... I may be autistic in the opposite direction lol.

>>35532099
It's weird because I don't mind food being spicy or anything like that. The burning from carbonation feels more like actual needles to me.

>>35531780
>Because I simply believe ftms cannot be male.
explain why you believe this though
>bone structure
the fat/muscle changes you get on T are enough to make this irrelevant
>height
such a non-issue. just wear taller shoes if it matters that much and don’t be ugly, you will be seen as a cute guy
>penis
it’s not like you are going to use your vagina anyway as a roastie, and if this is an aesthetic thing, just use a packer for the silhouette of a dick
>And being ftm in general just sucks.
i truly believe ftms are the more ascended gender, right under cis male. mtfs are cursed in their own ways, and cis women are at the lowest rank of the hierarchy

>>35532191
The sparkling from the carbonation feels like small cracks around your throat, no? So it is not exactly a burn.

Or at least that's how I feel.

>>35531899
keep laughing faggot
every time i see my reflection now i feel so cute and euphoric, i look like my dream boyfriend. i’m so fucking hot as a guy it’s unreal

>>35532266
based and aap pilled, like wanting to fuck your self-image is the best reason to transition

>>35531526
wait how did you become male I need to become male

>>35531793
Seduce your parents

>>35532324
Don't be a retard, please.

>>35532242
I guess you're right that "burn" probably isn't the best way to describe it. I just know it's hurts my mouth. I actually saw an article about people who experience it the same way but it was paywalled so I never got to read it.

>>35532347
Let me guess, a New York Times article? Lol. They have a very funny paywall message. "You reached the maximum amount of articles you can read freely. Please subscribe." But I haven't even read a single article yet?!

>I just know it's hurts my mouth.
Once I get drunk this Saturday, I will want something else to hurt my mouth. I feel dirty already.

>>35531926
Loser vibe is best vibe
>>35532075
I'm not fucking fujoshit kys tard
>>35532230
>explain why you believe this though
No penis, no balls, no male socialisation no xy
>just use a packer for the silhouette of a dick
Can't cum from that
>i truly believe ftms are the more ascended gender
No one believes in this..no one.
>>35532266
If it's actually true good for you

>>35532376
I think it was the Atlantic but I don't rlly remember desu
some things probably taste better than carbonation anyway...
unfortunately as a repressor I'll never have that either though lol

>>35531467
Dawg dood

>>35531467
Holy based

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>>35532075
Not all ftms are aap & like to see anime boys fucking

>>35531467
unironically me while repping except with straight liquor