old >>35533000
You can pull my hair touch me anywhere whips and chains
that version of twink is way hotter than the stupid twinkie roll thing
>>35534932>early threadPedophilia.
>>35534932grosstwink4twink is bettah
>>35534948it was dead on 310 tbf
Do you want a boyfriend or a husband? I need a husband.
>>35534948it líterally wasn't
>>35534913>guy who's in love with his literal brother personallywe had one of those? when?>>35534917brother I've jerked that thang ASUNDER
>>35534955>this is why I barely make jokesnobody catches themWhat was the "joke"?
>>35534966I just want cock
You know that feeling you get when you're at a sleepover and you're up way too late and everything becomes funny? At that stage of the cold delirium. This shit is actually fun now.
>>35534967pretty sure that's the neopuritan that's been calling everyone gross and everything borderline incest.
>>35534946how would a brit say twank? does it sound similar to how someone in the deep american south would say it?
>>35534932What going on a stretch of 6th near Skid Row? Its cordoned off with cops swarming around.
>>35534973that the disgusting joke was the one about yousilly coop
>>35534984What’s your ideal bf, Hyacinth?
only desperate ugly bottoms want to have sex with deltoid.
I dont feel any dysphoria about being male but I would like to be a woman just to marry a repressed gay man lulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKhhsuAJhyk
>>35534990idk>>35534984hyacinth im not sure i want to read aristophanes because they are supposed to be played out by stage performers
>>35535015>>>/y/
>>35534932>pitsWhy wait. Just jump to the part where you're eating each others shit out of a bowl and call it your 'culture' of love and tolerance. Only gays would invent pozzing. And only gays have.Yet you still seek proof you are diseased.
>>35535007there wasn't any joke then was there? you just tought you could feel better about slinging a dumb reply to that anon without ever expecting to explain why
>>35534973disgusting question ratheryou're getting me all mixed up>>35535011have I hurt you in the past?
>>35535031good for her
>>35534989well the threads have been a bit incesty lately
>when he says shit like 'yeah you like that' or 'that get you off'
Nordic men are literally so perfect bros
>you like that faggot
shitty shartek is dead
Deep down every top wants a bf/husband he could be a father figure forYes, even Delta
>>35535050have they?? I wasn't paying attention aside from the one guy recently.
>>35535041>have I hurt you in the past?you literally call yourself ugly but get retarded when someone else calls you ugly.
>>35535019That's half the fun, you get to imagine it in your head. Also the stage play nature is integral to a lot of his stuff. He does some 4th wall breaking to directly have fun with or mock certain people in Athens. Reading the Knights right now and there are footnotes about how one of the people he references involved in the Peloponnesian war was said to have stormed out of the theatre. Have you never read Shakespeare?
>>35535075>y-yes s-sir >///<
>>35535082hot
>>35535063>>35535075What do they expect people to say to shit like that anyway? Obviously they do. Do they just want you to say "yes"?
Sex with joker
>>35535082no i hate men that act childish.
>>35535092dude at what point are you just going to rope yourself? never seen anyone interested in anything you post lol
>>35535082>autistic dad who wants you to play with legos togetherpretty cute honestly
>>35535109I like intelligent posters.
>>35535084it might actually be like 2 people but it has sure felt that way
>>35535122what the fuck does that have to do with hyacinthe
Thoughts on feminine tops?
>>35535092i know a little bit about aristophanes and some of the things he wrote but if you think its worth reading. i could start with the knights i know my pelopenis war
>>35535109I will end you bitch
>>35535107That's because you want a husband you could brag about in front of other father figure tops instead of a spoiled daddy's boy manchild
i have this really cringeworthy memory where i annoyed my dad until he played with my knight figures and my big wooden castle i had
>>35535100see >>35535094. or just moan like a slut.>>35535141love sub tops of all types tbhon so as long as he fits the criterea we're good.
bears are so fucking dumb lmao
>>35535119i think its disgusting and gives child molester.
>>35535148try me you fucking pussy
>>35535088gave you no reason to insult me out of nowhere like that>>35535119I hate kids
>>35535172who are you supposed to be?
>>35535172post your location right now fucker
>>35535138Intelligent posters always write in long sentence structures. Its how the analytical part of the left hemisphere of the brain works when developed properly.
>>35535141wtf he has the same weird ribcage as pooza
>>35535164That's why I love them
>>35535130there was an influx of trolls/copycats after the first guy but I just ignored. p. sure he still posts on here but is on the downlow nwo.
>>35535165a dad playing with his son gives you child molester?
>>35535008Somewhere in the twink-twunk range (i.e. just skinny in general or low bodyfat if muscular), white, don't really care about height as long as they're not like < 5'6", anything over 5.5" is nice, clean shaven face, fine with body hair but just not super hairy, has some kind of deep interest in something (i.e. not just a normie), verse, enjoy a little fem just not a flamer but I prefer just normal neutrally masc dudes. However, again, I'm celibate so this will never happen and even if it did it could never actually work out.
>>35535100>Do they just want you to say "yes"?your mildly autistic swag is off the charts bestie.>>35535190yeah well I give earth-shattering prostate orgasms to your dad.
>>35535184oh that's eden
>>35535184i'm someone, who are you?>>35535189no thanks, try harder
I wish I liked coffee
>>35535241why dont you like it
>>35535224why won't you give earth-shattering prostate orgasms to your own dad you selfish bastard
>whiteI knew it. you hate minorities
>>35535145The Frogs is also written in the final year of the Peloponnesian war and that context is relevant, plus it has a fun premise.
>>35535141https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE
>>35535245>chadare you actually?
>>35535228is that the jazz jennings lookin ass bitch?
>>35535246my dad hates commies so he's never been "pro-state".
>>35535245It's black
>>35535256yes :)
>>35535241https://youtu.be/LwrUaesQUcI
>>35535241why? it's nasty
>>35535253finally a play about me.....
>>35535271missed you babe
>>35535245Too bitter, I don't like tea either but that's because tea tastes of nothing>>35535272No I don't wanna get into 99% sugar 1% coffee
>>35535209His dad was "playing" with him alright
>>35535262based but how does he feel about bottoming for BSC (big son cock)
>>35535283>Too bitteryikes, consider roping
>>35535275Because I'm dieting and I need a distraction from all the not eating and apparently coffee supresses appetite
I don't even have to reply to my h8rs anymore, my lovely fans just gank them for me immediately now. I love you all <333
>>35535282missed you too ive been busy>>35535283you should drink it more you might like it. or find a grind you like.
>>35535163The longer I stay here the more sure I become that I'm not cut out for sex. >>35535224>your mildly autistic swag is off the charts bestie.I think this is meant to be a dig, but I get comments like that sometimes. I'm actually probably autistic so you're not far off. >>35535241What don't you like about it? I had to try several types before I found things I liked besides regular black coffee.
>>35535278
>>35535294I'll consider raping you instead>>35535308I just tried some regular brand>>35535312bitter
Why are gay men into armpit huffing and licking? I don’t get it.A woman in a straight relationship wouldn’t do that to her man. She just wouldn’t.
>my lovely fansoh no sis. cringe...
>>35535331>I'll consider raping you insteadactual newfag
>>35535323ideal bottom
>>35535333that's because women are lame and cringe
i always thought the problem with cooper is that he isnt nice to anyone so his meanness doesnt land. delta for instance is generally pretty nice and nobody has ever owned me as bad as delta has because of that but cooper is also being nice to chad right now this changes everything
>>35535341You're not old to be raped, don't worry cutiepie. I'll fuck your saggy ass right.
>>35535350literally rope yourself you fucking candyfag
I want a bf who makes fun of my small penis (lovingly)
i messed up my post whoops
>>35535337I'm kidding you twit, I know I'm just another pathetic poaster on this god forsaken hellsite.
>>35535361oh yeah? how about i'll mess up your FACE
>>35535359i imagine you to look like this but norwegian. i think im in love with you.
>>35535290my cock is average so unless my sister's hiding something I don't think he has any feelings about it. p. sure he's got a a BSC himself, tho (Bachelors of Science, he's in medicine)
>>35535350I own you? wha?
>>35535383Iberian men…
>>35535331I see. The bitterness is definitely an acquired taste but I don't mind it. I also like tea. >>35535333I don't get it either, but I think being sweaty is gross and I don't like smelling bad.
>>35535383fucking yikes dude,i won't stop you from jerking me off but i hope you still know its actual cringe to watch you try to get on my good side by posting gym fags you fucking retard
>>35535333There's something profoundly visceral and animalistic about most manifestations of male homosexuality. I suspect this is also why most body types are named after animals, why so many gays love body hair or why so many furfags are gay
sticking haribo gummies up haribo’s butthole
>>35535424Are you fat?
>>35535437no, are you?
>>35535390this is what i mean ffs you crushed me like twice without even trying (dont worry delta im joking i love you)>>35535424https://youtu.be/CFT0jGibz80&t=165
>>35535420When I smell a hot guy’s BO I get a gagboner. Have you ever gotten a gagboner before? Usually Arab.
>>35535441Niet
How often do you eat your own cum?
When you scratch your balls do you sniff your hand after
>>35535477do you just shoot in into your face
>>35535477I've literally never done it in my life
>>35535471im laying my heart out for you here baby girl dont leave me hanging
>>35535452>gagbonerI can guess based off context clues, but something tells me I'm better off not knowing for sure. I don't like the smell of it on myself, mostly. I also hate being sweaty or feeling sticky. On other people it just smells like body odor and I don't really care. Unless someone just smells really rancid, obviously.
you're way out of my league girl i know that im a fool for wanting you
What does Haribo look likeA bear?
>>35535496if your bf asked you not to shower before sex how mad would you be
>>35535494kys please
>>35535524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
>>35535522I don't have one and I don't ever plan to. I just have complicated "feelings" and many unsettling things to say.
Imagine acting tsundere for a online gay
>>35535546It was already coal 2 posts ago, you're just digging the hole deeper. Your posting career will never recover at this rate.
>>35535538>>35535546will you two please stop fucking making out already? i can hear it from here. you're all like >schloooooorrrp>nngh oooh>schlopschlop>hff hfff auuugh>schlpschloooooorpchris alive
>>35535546i dont know if im going to make it as a pilot cooper i dont know what your name is but i do fucking know that i need you more than anything girl dont do this to me
>>35535571>will you two please stop fucking making out alreadyi'll stop as soon at that retard kills himself
If I bit into Haribo’s dick would it be like a gummy?
>>35535611she wants you sooooo bad
I have found a lot of european musician but these twinks sound so bad
Haribo post a pic of your tummy with a haribo gummy bear in your belly button It also has to be a red one
opinios on haribo's girlfriend?
>>35535611it's actually so fucking funny how long i've made fun of your dumbass while you keep being too dumb to reply
>>35535627very boring poster
>>35535571>chris alive
>>35535631you can't make fun of haribo retard it's like water off a ducks back
>>35535626No, it should be a gummy worm. Like that scene from the Matrix.
>>35535550wh...why did you put feelings in quotation marks buddy?>>35535649trying to impress him like he's an absent, alcoholic parent.
>>35535649>you can't make fun of hariboi've made fun of that dunbass all night, try to stop me you fucking retard
>>35535631look i was never good with words but id do anything to make it up to youid bring you the sun if it would make you happy if you wanted to see the pyramids i would fucking row you there
I MISS BAKU ;____;
>>35535688i'd rather you rope
>>35535698i always thought i was going to live forever but not having you in my arms is killing me
>>35535688post a pic of you shoving a bunch of gummy worms in your mouth please
>>35535682>why did you put feelings in quotation marksBecause it feels weird to admit I have them.
>>35535685all youve done is post 50 variations on the word "rope" he's running circles around you
thoughts on cooper's belly?
i cant help ityou're my hell cooper and i love you
>>35535725She is fat!!!!
>>35535712This, but butthole.
>>35535725portly lil fella
>>35535712hot take the unsoured trolli gummy worms are better than their sour ones
>>35535703are you not embarrassed at this point? i've made it so clear that i hate you. Why are being a pathetic bitch trying to friend me after all this
>>35535692cock
>>35535692She posted on /r9k/ today
>>35535747That’s because the sour shit dilutes the actual flavour of the gummy, if chewed together. Preference thing.
>>35535634lel>>35535722like feelings for someone specific or feelings in general?
>>35535748in your feelings over a man >15 years your junior and you think anyone else should be embarrassed?
Eating wonka nerds out of Haribo’s butthole
>>>/r9k/77264283Isn’t this baku?
>>35535767>>15 years your junior and you think anyone else should be embarrassed?yes, you're not making a good case for me not to
>>35535771eating nerds out of a bigger nerd
Pulling licorice out of haribo’s butthole
>>35535747I like the sour ones, but then I like sour food in general. The plain gummy worms are rubbery and weird to chew to me. >>35535766Both, if I'm being entirely honest.
i wish penis shrinking was real
>>35535784incomprehensible post
>>35535812i bet you wish i'd explain that easy post for your dumb ass
>>35535386bet he shoves beakers up his ass at work, wishing it was his son's succulent penis...
cooper is so fucking pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MaKmKJqoc
>>35535809i cast spell of DONG EMBIGGENING
>>35535831:)
>>35535826you think way too highly of yourself
>>35535841prove me wrong then
>>35535836what if you embiggen your dong by shrinking my dong and then have sex with me
I just sucked a stupid 19yo’s unwashed uncircumcised dick and I regret it so much I only did it because he’s like 6’5 and goes to the gymDid I mention he’s a ghetto idiot?I don’t want an std :(
My kinlist. In case anyone was curious.
JEALOUSLY TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEATURNING THROUGH SICK LULLAAAABIESCHOKING ON YOUR ALIBISBUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAYDESTINY IS CALLIIING MEOPEN UP MY EAAAAAGER EYESCAUSE IM MY BRIGHTSIDE
>>35535833always have to listen to it baka
>>35535857Just say black ffs
>>35535868POSTYOUR BELLY
>>35535831she's just quite stupid, seeing her post on trip is always a source of second hand embarrassment
>>35535856WRONG!TWELVE THOUSAND LIGHTNING BOLTS
>>35535868pepe fags might be the most retarded people we have around here
>>35535802i think these specifically have a good texture
>>35535840ideal bottom
I'm totally here for atmos scalping haribo
>>35535889>seeing her post on trip is always a source of second hand embarrassmentlmao,cope harder
you will never be a real wizard
>>35535883but i already did that today
gaygen has fvllen.
>troye sivan, charli xcx and shygirl on tourShe won
>>35535926But does it have gummy bears in the image?
>>35535917lol
>>35535935n-no but i dont have any gummy bears
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
>>35535936lmao even
can't even blame god for abandoning us, I would have done the same
>>35535925>you will never be a real wizard
>>35535952im sad cooper
>>35535971okay
>>35535901I don't think I've tried those. I'm not big into candy or sweets in general, but next time I want some, I'll grab a bag. Generally I go for stuff like licorice, Swedish Fish, or hard candy.
>>35535979can you sing ja vi elsker dette landet for me
>>35535927idk I think this is the funniest it's been in ages
>>35535925I'm wearing my robes right now...I don't see how I'm not a real wizard.
>>35535991no
ʕᵕᴥᵕʔ
>>35535998i thought we had something special…all the long nights full of pointless bickering…
>>35535980if u dont like sweets idt its worth going out of yr way for desu i think i like the texture of gummies more than the taste, i rly like these bc theyre both gummy & waxy
>>35536008ideal bottom
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
>>35535927>chicken druidthis is the gayest post i've seen in ages
>>35536012>i thought we had something speciallmao rope yourself, i have no clue who the fuck you are retard
>>35536028cooper…dont be like this baby
>>35535980>Swedish Fishidk why you burgers are so obsessed with these out of all the candy we have, they're pretty mid
Thoughts on the fact that my african ancestors were kings?
>>35536041we wuz negus n shit
>>35536041yeah yours and everyone else's
>>35536049gross roid body
>>35536032Unironically kill yourself you fucking nigger
>>35536060lmfao
>>35536014>gummy & waxyI used to like those Nik-L-Nip things when I was a kid for that reason, though I obviously didn't eat the wax shells. They were just satisfying to bite into. >>35536036I'm sure you do have better candy, but we don't get it over here. Personally, I know that the original flavor of the classic Swedish Fish is supposed to be lingonberry, but it closely resembles what I think artificial cherry flavors should taste like when it comes to candy. All the other cherry flavors we have taste like cough syrup and are gross.
Limp Bizkit is my guilty pleasure for when I want to smash faces inhttps://youtu.be/qex0OjXolzc?si=ls7q2CmwepM8mO-i
cooper is atmos (hence atmos always using a, @, etc. when he posted)bleagles doxxed atmos and posted his linkedin info and face a few weeks ago bleagle is now trying to get cooper to expose himself as atmos or am I totally wrong?
your wizard hat is cheap and tasteless whereas mine is made of the finest silks and satins
>>35536110brother I haven't been paying attention to that fuckshit for months
I AM HANGING ONTO THE OTHER SIDEI WONT GIVE UP TIL THE END OF ME
>>35536110atmos was more eloquent, cooper is dull and mediocre
Sounds better than Swifthttps://youtu.be/T1o0k8bQcMg
I'm just saying that if you prioritize your sexual kink over established consensus morality, you can't expect a lot of respect.You can't blame not preferring the company of females or being able to love men because thats most men. They still suck it up to be on #Team_Human which you decidely are not.And what do you do when you get your rights? You refuse to marry because it was never really about 'love'. You stand down while militant lesbian feminists are dictating acceptable male behavior and look away while trans are warping kids.So what do you actually do to pay back society for this tolerance? Spread disease, demoralize your communities and mock the values they hold dear that gave you your very own life.And yet you wonder where the respect is. Please.
>>35536156who is your target audience for these
>>35536148it's just a larp
>>35536151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kn0V5mpJe4shit I've been into lately
>>35536115my wizard hat is made out of dragon leather, imbued with the ancient powers of fire. yours is made from the same material as some old lady's curtains.
>>35536115yeah well you're just trying to compensate for your small wand
>>35536174>some old lady's curtainslol good shit
>>35535725Ewwwwwwwwwwwwughhhh
>>35536161he doesn’t have one, seems like he’s trying to convince himself
>>35536110where is bleagle i dont see him
>>35536174>>35536186Booooo fireball fireball fireball I'm throwing fireballs at you both
>>35536161the voices inside her head
>>35536186ideal bottom
>>35536096Nothing guilty about being pleasured by the durst>>35536156>established consensus moralityIn the Western world, meaning the parts of it that aren't shitholes, established consensus morality is that being gay is cool
>>35536202wtf you don't even have a hat
dudes rock
>>35536172w t f
>>35536229eh, they’re aight
>>35535725I thought cooper was some sissyhon tranny ala sissyspacek, she's actually a fat bear?
dudes pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0Cgxdc_vc
>>35536227NOW who doesn't have a hat, knave?!
i want debaser to pin me down against the cold marble floor tiles and make love with my delicate holey hole. i want his musky balls hitting against my taint as he breathes and moans heavily into my ear, pulling my hair back as he reads his lengthy 4chan posts out loud. fuck that would be so hot.
flamers *deleted*
>>35536252nothing these retards told you was true lol
gigi do you like to eat your favorite thing first or last? if you're eating something like a candy with assorted flavors (like skittles, starburst, etc.) is there a specific order you eat them in?
>>35536220If your media-promoted morality is rejected by by shitholes and yours is still in the minority geographically and historically, maybe its not everyone else. Maybe its you.You can make claim to about 30 years of all human history in some cities in some countries. Everywhere else it is still rejected. Not clean crime free cities, Moscow, Dubai, Tokyo, Seoul. It has to be non-shitholes like San Francisco, New York, LA, Atlanta, Miami. Anywhere you find trash and savages. Outside the cities it is still rejected.And its mathematically impossible to survive. If your morality requires the premise that sex is relative, then your host will eventually expire and take its tolerance with it.Tick tock.
>>35536325Best for last.
i wish a could give haribo the chance. they are compatible despite their rant
>>35536333literally who the fuck even are you?
>i'm not a ftm>i'm just a fat man in my 40s that posts here 24 hours a dayCooper you're so embarrassing
>>35536285>that obvious ps jobyou are a hatless pleb and I shan't speak with you no more
>>35535725i want cooper to put a noose around my neck as he violently hate fucks me while pulling the noose back and tells me to kms and how embarrassing i am.
>>35536340pretending like any of that is true just to make yourself feel better about me shitting on you is kinda cringe, not gonna lie
>>35536338oh that's eden
hyperfocus on cooper
>>35536372I’d rather not
>>35536368i don't know who eden is, seems like an nobody
>>35536325I usually eat the least favorite thing first unless it's something I absolutely cannot stomach in which case I'll try to give it to someone else. I'm told I'm a picky eater. Then work my way up the scale to my favorite part of something. >candy with assorted flavors If there's an even number of each flavor, I'll go in order from least favorite to the flavor I like best. If there's a mismatched number of each flavor, I'll eat one of each in order from least favorite to favorite until I have the same number of each flavor left. Then I'll eat each flavor one at a time.
>>35536372he’s boring me rn
if i won the lottery i wont share it with any of you /gaygen/. eat my ass.
>this makes white tops lose their mindwhy?
Cooper is fat
Ariana hits so good when angry as fuckhttps://youtu.be/KNtJGQkC-WI?si=83uQf8tKk5S75TwK
>>35536410i would buy all the bottoms a bbl
>>35536331>ours is still in the minority geographically and historicallyAlways has been>Maybe its youYea it is us America is the best country simple as>gays rejected in tokyo and seoulNo?>its mathematically impossible to surviveYou just can't do math retard
>>35536415imagine if gave a fuck about desperate posts like these
>>35536427DEBASER PLS FUCK ME
>>35536410You can give some to Straight Boi, Haribo and maybe Delta who are consistently super nice.
>>35536434nasty whore
>>35536434>>35536432
>>35536411he looks uncanny
>>35536411>jock
>>35536333>>35536402interesting! what are y'alls thoughts on cilatro? do you have the 'tastes like soap' gene or do you eat it? any foods you refuse to eat?
>>35536451and yet that's what white tops want
>>35536434sry to burst ur bubble sis but deborah is a bottom :(
>>35536445you fucking pussy. grow some balls and drag the trips that force themselves on us
a bit weird that cooper returned when people were starting to use eden as the tranny boogeyman
>>35536486explains the cattiness
>>35536497https://youtu.be/EqQuihD0hoI
>>35536512a bit weird how hard you put your tinfoil hat on
been in a very dissociative mood today, can’t seem to focus >.>
My top cheated on me with a girlIm literally so terrible that I turned him straight lol
>>35536532ROLLO PLS FUCK ME
>>35536519actual cringe, last time i ever defend your retarded ass
>>35536532You gotta get on that zyn game brother
>>35536547I don't want you to defend me simp
the two fattest posters are "beefing" lmao
>>35536559good luck without me buddy
>>35536540why tf did you even date him if he's bi? are you retarded?
>>35536541a-as the top?? I’ll do my best ówò>>35536549nicotine patches? I try to avoid most drugs that aren’t edibles with marijuana >_<
>>35536540Just regular biscum behaviour
New>>35536587