>Indian>5'1>obese>bald>3.5 inch penis >wealthy parents
>>35540330Why don't you at least lose weight?
too short sorry
>>35540330Dude I don’t even think you’d date yourself.And don’t come after me for body shaming you’re fucking obese, you allowed that to happen.
>>35540358I'm willing to lose weight for my future gf
>>35540370Let's go on a romantic date dear>>35540364Why?
>>35540330>age 21>5’6>5/10 face>unlikeable/awkward, no real friends coworkers don’t like me>never dated or had sex>minimum wage jobI am a bisexual incel. Why does no one like me?
>>35540386Bruh no, I’m ultra picky.I’m like the Goddess of picky, I’d turn you into dust.Also:>5'1>obese>bald>3.5 inch penis>wealthy parents
>>35540330damn dude you should just transition atp
>>35540431I'm a catch and I have a lot of love to give. What is the problem? I'm willing to work on the weight >>35540433??
>>35540441>5'1>3.5 inch penishonestly wasted tranny genetics. too bad youre fat and bald now
>>35540411what the fuckyou are literally me except I'm 22
>>355404503.5 inches is enough to hit the prostate. The prostate is only located about 3.2 inches deep.
>>35540330Get your parents to pay for hair transplants, get on a diet and start taking E immediately. Indian girls with tiny dicks are cute
>>35540463i doubt youd be hitting it hard or meaningfully enough and also youre fat and bald and short who could be attracted to that. not only that youre also indian which is already a debuff
>>35540472Shut up bastard >>35540474Why do you doubt that?
>>35540431List your requirements like you did in another thread
>>35540486>Why do you doubt that?cause if its 3.5 inches youre not even gonna get the whole 3.5 in probably and also the angle wouldnt be right and also your dick is probably skinny as fuck too.
>>35540521>cause if its 3.5 inches youre not even gonna get the whole 3.5 in probably and also the angle wouldnt be right Nonsense
>>35540330Do you Rollerblade? Are you good at it OP?
>>35540537I used to skateboard but I'm willing to learn rollerblading
>>35540474>not only that youre also indian which is already a debuffraycism
>>35540386>Why?really?
yaaarrr bbbhhhaaaai>>35540330idc if ur indian but the 5'1 obese bald micropenis wombo combo ruins it. why dont u looksmax? losing weight would kill two birds with one stone re obesity & micropenis>>35540550you've got the build for it. low center of gravity means you won't topple over easy
>>35540330>wealthy parentssure let's make everything 50/50 tho
>>355407193.5 inches is not a micropenis by definition and I plan on losing weight
>>35540911i do not care if it is not a micropenis by its medical definition, i am referring to it by its colloquial definition and regardless my object-level objection to your penis remains the samewhy are you planning to lose weight and not just losing weight? have you looked into penis enlargement?
>>35540911Based fact checker
haan kyu nahi. single hu aur pyaar ki sakht zaroorat me.PS im a manmoder
>>35540330>Indian>5'1>obese>bald>3.5 inch penis>wealthy parentsthat's literally my boyfriend why are you on here
>>35540330>5ft 7>5 inch penis>relatively fit, cardiofag but used to powerlift>autism, not the fun kind the kind where you mask so well for so long it takes 6 months for you to reveal your personhood to another person>likes physical activity >wealthy familyAll I want is a trans wife who will encourage me. We will have a nice family and go running together and shi.
>>35540330Yes because you removed the racism part since the last time you made this post
>>35542230This maybe a shock for many chasers on this board, but you know begging is literally the only way you don't get a tranny gf.Like seriously, it's really easy the only things you must never do is is being weird, pathetic or overly horny (at least early on, trannies can get really horny themselves, then you of course can follow up on).So just stop doing what you do now, which is being weird and pathetic at the same time, and you'll get yourself a nice tranny gf
>>35542230you sound good yea but ur kinda short and some trannies wanna feel small so that might put you down. also like the other anon said posting this wont help u get one probaly
>>35540411HIT THE GYM
>>35542152Let's go on a romantic date dear >>35542244I have gotten over my hateful feelings and left them behind.
>>35542279meh its anonymous, if you cant blogpost and be pathetic on 4chan, where can you?
>>35542313Good for you anon
>>35542313ASL?
>>3554232327M NYC
>>3554240521findiaunless you're a citizen with a greencard, kind of a bad idea lol
>>35542616I'm sorry dear I truly wish you were closer
>>35542313>I have gotten over my hateful feelings and left them behind.based
>>35540330>indianno
>>35542230eww why are chasers so short can you leave us alone please
>>35542320I mean you can no one is stopping you, but if you want a nice tranny gf, you could spend your time better, even on this board. I've met some great trannies with wife potential on this board, just from doing some quirky chats in some threads here until one of us drops discord.
>>35540330Hey it's this thread again. You know there are better ways to meet people right indianon?
rope
>>35540330only for the money, sry anon I'm only into white/asian (hispanic are barely acceptable) guys and girls
>>35543261I respect your choice
>>35540330wealthy parents? hi how are you good sir.
>>35543545Hello
>>35542912Name a few better ways
>>35542297I already gymcel albeit
>>35540330get fit first but realistically five one is actually cringe. you should troon out
>>35545594>you should troon outNot OP but why do people on this board always try to get short men to transition?
>>35540330>rich parentsobviously. how else am i supposed to pay for ffs? if u were to wire me like 10k usd every year so i could pay for college in slovenia id spend every summer with u.we could even move in together idc but ur paying for my philosophy degree
>>35540330yes if you're a nice person :)
>>35540330No.
>>35545806That could be arranged
>>35540330>no>no>no>no>no >whats your contact info?
>>35544083are we speaking like millionaires?
>>35546111Very wealthy yes.
>>35546120well how do you do kind stranger. i'd gladly get to know a rich man like you.
>>35546163Would you like to see my World of Warcraft characters dear?
OP you're a fookin legend!
>>35546212ok then
>>35546510Where do you live dear? Let's go on a romantic date
>>35546069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
>>35540330>5'1>obesejesus christ, count calories then transition
