This is what passoids are doing on Friday nights while you're locked up in your room browsing this board
>>35550863I wanted to go out tonight but I didn't and now here I am
>>35550863i don't find clubs fun
I am a passoid and sitting in a hoodie and sweatpants playing wow and watching a stream actually
>>35550863well i am hideous
>>35550863Yeah must be nice
>>35550863Not true. I was studying, took a nap, had dinner and decided to browse here a bit
ok and? I'm ugly and insane, male or female, passoid or hon, it just doesn't fucking matter
>>35550863>too autistic for loud noises and crowds>spending tonight with my partner watching Hells KitchenMot even upset
>>35550863getting seizures?
I rubbed the estrogen on an hour ago. Be patient
>>35550863she got srs she's no longer a passoid she's a devoid
>>35550863I watched this probably about 6 timesSayuri is so fucking hot jfc
>>35550863so?
>>35550963tell me this is a fucking lie
>>35551000She got snipped, yeahHer pussy is def designer though, would scissor
If i was a passoid i would definitely not be there doing that
>>35551011WASTED
>>35550863>only ever been to a bar once and it was with my mom because I don't know anyone to go with>never going to drink with friends and have fun like that>turned 29 the other day, already a decade behind while people 10 years younger are having fun
>>35551000>>35551074I want to put glue down a chasers dick
>>35550883what stream?
>>35551087can you not go on your own?
>>35550863passoid heremost fridays for me>sit on 4chanrandom fridays once a month>get drunk with friendsother days of the week>mix of smaller hobbies that are really cheap or my friends paytfw poor so being pretty doesn't help
>>35551097Total Chaser DeathTrans girls should all direct themselves to my dms
>>35551000it’s truei believe its from dr littleton one of the better srsussy surgeons in brazil
>>35551142what about the ones that call you a girl and are rude to you because there's a lot of those on here
>>35551155They can call me a girl if it’s in a hot degrading way
>>35551159what about the ones who just don't like you
>>35550863I couldn’t even move my body like that if I wanted to , I’m so utterly awkward and uncomfortable and clumsy in my own skin :1 ..I never learned how to act “sexy”
>>35551166If they don’t rock with the poon, why would they add me?
>>35551184evil intentions
>>35551237Hot
>>35550963>>35551011>>35551144Wonder if it impacted her privacy subscriptions
>>35550863I’ll take staying at home over having ugly tattoos and slutty outfits.
real talk. I sorta like my body now and might try to dance. I could never think about it before. I was thinking shuffle and hardstyle with my BF. I need the high BPMWhat dancing styles do you like?
>>35550863Anon if mainstream clubs were filled with hot passoid trans girls I would be out clubbing every weekend without a doubt. Instead it's just like 70% men and a few cis girls.
>>35551550depends where you are. if in progressive area a lot of the clubs do have trans girls, we go out and party like everyone else, if in shithole then probably not, because not a lot of trans women there.
>>35551125well I mean maybe but I'd just be a hon slouched all alone looking very awkward
>>35551588what area you in?
>>35550883>t. gigahon
>>35550863Real "pot calling the kettle black" situation here op
>>35550863I don't like loud noises, or crowds, or flashing lights, that sounds like torture. More power to you if you do though.I'm doing laundry and explaining Deadly Premonition 2 to my tarantulas at home where it's warm and that is fun for me.
>>35551168It's a feeling not an "act"
>>35551599Montreal
Hey autists, try wearing earplugs at the club. It reduces the noise level from "pain" to "moderate". I know that's autistic as fuck but it makes all kinds of concerts and clubs better for me
>>35551673damn I go out a lot and was gonna offer to bring you to a bar with me if you were in the GTA that's unfortunate t. 24 year old tranny
>>35551097that's actually kind of arousing. now I want a sadistic trans gf to torture and ruin my dirty chaser cock
>>35550863im a passoid but that does not look like fun idk clubs suck ass. i just play music with my band on fridays nights like a tranny should
>>35551714okay scott pilgrim
>>35550863that looks painful eyesight wise>>35551683concerts are ok but clubs are terrible. also i have sensitive ears cause of a concussion i got a couple of years ago
>>35551583Even in the case of clubs that do get trans girls you make up such a tiny part of the overall population. I don't want to spend $30 for entry and then $12.50/drink only to maybe see one or two trans girls who may very well already have boyfriends, or whom I simply might not click with even if we do get talking.
>>35550863You're trying to make me feel bad because you're here tooThis was never in the cards for me, I was born with autism and any social inch gained is a monumental effort
>>35550863>this is what passoids do>Ava is probably out there getting railed by Chad in a club instead of being at home married to me and cuddling on the couchit fucking hurts but I still love her.
>>35550883cozy
>>35551779I hope life's treating you well lately
>>35551779>priestngmi
>>35551336I like any 90s dance style and the stuff Britney Spears was doing before her knee injury. Moving your hips is a good start, then your kness, elbows and shoulders.
>>35550863I need to go to those zoomies drum'n bass/hyperpop clubs and get me a tranner there
>>35551838Wtf where do I find a hyperpop club??
>>35551719lol yeah basically except im the girl (drummer)
>>35551857Try to find a local hyperpop artist and check out in which club they play, also check out their label and do the same with other artists. My club has jungle and hyperpop events, it's either free or fucking cheap. It's a pretty small venue though
>>35550883comfymoding
>>35551087relatable. I hate seeing youngshits having fun, life isn't fair
>>35550863no i’m not
>>35552373you're not a passoid though
>>35550863imagine being passoid and young but still not going out because insecurities don't fix themselves by good looking only
>>35551779oomfie ur ui...
>>35552492ohh
>>35552532:'( i used atrocityui for years but i made my own like 6 months ago to simplify things + i like the default UI art
>>35551772>Ava is probably out there getting railed by Chad in a clubShe is at home having a dysphoric breakdown.
>>35551779virtual worlds trully taking over, have fun.
>>35550863i just play vidya but usually just at day at night i sleep>>35550883based>>35551779why is ur ability bar so small and only at the bottom?
>>35553092the important things are in the middle of my screen
>>35551087>>35551673Hey on the bright side, your english is really good for a frenchie
there is nothing i want to do less than do whatever they're doing
>>35551779what realm are you i need wow friends
>>35551087You can go to live gigs by yourself, nobody will judge you. My favorite band is from Montreal, you should watch them live :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c9TyeKnGGk
>>35551683helps reduce the long term hearing damage and tinnitus too
>>35550863im terrified of clubbing it feels like the kind of thing adults do and i'll get laughed at for doing it even though i'm an adultjust don't really get it and don't know how to talk to people in situations like that
>>35553340and this matters why?
>>35553851i feel the same. we got the tism probably
>>35553851clubbing gets boring fast after you turn like 22
i got the mount yay :3
>>35552772I heard she moved to yurop and got a bf
>>35553998i don't think i have autism but people like to make fun of me for iti went to a concert last night for the first time and enjoyed it but going just clubbing sounds scarier, and going by myself seems humiliating.plus i live in a shitty area and it takes me like 2 hours to get to the city so i can't just go to gigs or anything that seems fun
>>35554279yeah but i'll be 22 in 2 years and i dont really like feeling like im wasting my life
>>35551633well I don’t feel sexy :<
God I need a bimbomaxxing, dumb, stuck up bitchy passoid gf (twinkhon is better, but I can compromise).
i wasted my whole fucking youth boymoding, 5 years of university spent sitting on the sidelines watching my peers live my dream but just as another tuesday for them. and now that i’m graduated what’s even the point of life? think i’m in the clear and i can boymode forever now.
>>35554897>boymodingYou just looked like a man
>>35554904when i say i’m boymoding, people tell me i’m manmoding.when i say i’m manmoding, people tell me i’m boymoding
>>35554916Just suck my pp, I'll pretend you're a woman for the 30 seconds it will take me to cum
>>35554916That was rude, I'm not sorry
I just want to treat you like a woman, I can't be too nice
>>35554897happiness was never meant for loser freaks like us>>35554939fuck you
>>35555310Yes please do
>>35555331no
>>35555387;_;
>>35550863Lmao I go to bars clubs and shows as a non passer, I don't let it stop me.Hell when I got to a punk show now a quarter of the crowd is guaranteed to be lgbtq now.I spent an entire night two weeks ago dancing and moshing with my two ftm friends that came to a show with me
>>35555398kill yourself
>>35550863Nah, I'm a passoid staying home studying for the AZ-104 exam until I got distracted. I really need to get back to work.
>>35550863i dont pass and i do this shit
>>35555974pretty based ngl
>>35550863Lol... Nope, they are as mentally damaged as the rest of us. My gf is a complete fucking passoid, but without me taking her out she'd never leave her flat outside of running the usual errands
>>35555974i will go with u
>>35550960Have you ever considered injecting that shit?
>>35550863couple things:lights would give me a seizure.scorpion tattoo means she has aids.
>>35556104That can happen soon but there will always be more dudes like me, you can't win this fight
>>35555974I've never been to a club and I'm too scared to. Mostly bc even when I try to learn to dance I just feel like an idiot ;-;I'll mosh as much as physically possible tho!
>>35551673id ask to hang out platonically but itd be weird as fuck seeing as im a 4chan dude
>>35556258wanna mutual suicide?
>>35556592I'm a loner honestly, jumping off of a building seems best.... Maybe a double jump?
>>35556631that way we can make sure the other doesn't chicken out too, and falling together sounds nice, good choice
>>35556649Okay but cane you suck my pp beforehand? My pp was never sucked or touched by anyone but me my mom and maybe some doctor
>>35550863good, I dont like nightclubs
>>35556672i don't know how... i wouldn't be good enough sorry
>>35556175>>35556202>>35556292Just start by going to punk or ska shows and gay clubs. Everyone is welcome there and you won't run into shitty randos so it's easy mode.I'm in Chicago and it's been absolutely popping because of how many red state refugees we have here. Pride and Market Days are gonna be wild this year.
>>35556706I've seen so many tutorials, I'm sure you have tooIt can't be that hard, I'll treat it as a preparation for the jump, I won't look down.
>>35550863You can take the girl out of the favela…
>>35550863you don't do this because you don't pass. i don't do this because clubs are overstimulating and my tummy hurts. we are not the same
>>35556733i want to kill myself anon not have sex
>>35556672ok why did your mom doctor succ ur pp
>>35550863does she have HIV?she has a scorpion tattoo
>>35556826>I want I want I wantThis suicide pact isn't going anywhere>>35556837So I don't get phimosis but it was touching not sucking
>>35556837think they mean doctors and mom who handled them as a naked baby
>>35556844>bro she's just a scorpio>bro what's wrong with thinking scorpio's are cool>bro your over thinking itand denile is a river in egypt.she lives in brazil. their lifestyle is crazy looking.
>>35556861>gotta pull ur kid's foreskin back so it doesn't turn into a pain balloongod what the fuck. i rly want kids but then sometimes i hear shit like this and it makes me not so sure. poopy diapers r already a big ask
>>35556877>theyI am a dangerous manbut to myself mostly>>35556906Mom later showed me how and I just had to do it every bath, she was just asking if I'm doing itAlso why would it be such a big task, if you have a problem with diapers then you rly shouldn't have kids. I bet mef would be a great mom if he wasn't a man.
>>35556906eh I had that, did the pulling and some sort of ointment, ended up with a simple surgery while I was 9 or so, and it's been good since
Ayo hope y'all having a great day homies
>>35556972Thankfully I didn't need surgery, I thank my mom for touching my pp when she had to
>>35550863I thought I’d like that if I ever started passing then I started passing and realized I don’t care about the club at all.If your not at some lgbtq club now not passing you won’t be in the club as a passoid
>>35556861ok sorry you have a point I should think about myself less
>>35550863not a passoid but:1. i do not enjoy being sexually harassed2. i dont like large groups of people3. i hate high soundswhy would i be envious of someone who goes to a place i actively dislike
>>35557049So when we're on the roof, I was thinking.. Why jump so hastily? Getting a table up there and two chairs shouldn't be too hard. We could order something, your choice really. Maybe some candles too? What kind of music goes well with a loud noise of the wind?
>>35550863I spent Friday night eating an entire pizza to myself and handful of warhead candies and then I took a satisfying shit.Your ideas of a successful Friday name are your own, I had a great friday
>>35557127This so much this sisters
>>35557127Friday night*
>>35551817I have finally learned to move my hips. It took conscious effort but now I have the muscle memory so it's easy
>>35557121pre-suicide date, now we're innovatingI'm not letting you talk me out of it if that's what you're planning, that'd be mean... I don't really know about the music I'm afraid
>>35551884Oh shit jungle is still alive? I can do this! I could actually dance at a club!
>>35557151I'm basic, I was thinking about Vivaldi's Four Seasons, and just so it happens that I have a record player and that exact vinyl. I think that Autumn and Winter could go especially well with the atmosphere. If we go further than expected we can play Debussy too, I have his vinyl as well.
>>35557246>Debussythat doesn't sound right
>>35557260What? He plays great, as if angels were guiding his fingers
>>35557266no shot he's actually named that lmaothat's funnyI've never really listened to classical so I had no idea about him
>>35557297This suicide pact is over. You think I would jump to my death with an uncultured swine? You don't deserve to kill yourself. Do better and then reconsider, stop wasting people's time.
>>35557322you're just giving me more reason to kill myself, cheers
>>35557335And to think I wanted you to suck my pp
>>35557360you should've been able to guess im worthless filth before this conversation even started
ah yeah cause i love going out to get possibly raped physically AND financially by alco prices
>>35557411How worthless are we talking? Are you a neet? Are you nearing your thirties?
>>35557449neet yes, not in my 30s yet but I'm reaching mid 20s so i might as well be thereim gonna kill myself before i reach 27 or something anyways i dont see myself staying in this for much longer
>>35557462Ohhh we're similar age and both neets. This is so cool!
>>35557483whythere's countless people like us, we're no specialwhat is "cool" about being the dregs of humanity?
>>35557496No, there isn't that many people like us actually, very special. We are the lowest of the low, it's just nice to meet someone of my own category
>>35557514>No, there isn't that many people like us actually,no, you are capping. there's countless like us>it's just nice to meet someone of my own categoryi guess it's okay to talk to someone who gets you, but i don't really see the point anymore. socialising in general is just a waste of time for most parties in our case
>>35557526Well yes we don't have life so socialising will usually lead to nowhere and it's embarrassing
>>35556964>why would it be such a big taskit's just a bit gross and i'm being a bit exaggerative abt it. obv i would do whatever for my kid's health i just keep learning new minor horrors of what that will entail lol>if you have a problem with diapers then you rly shouldn't have kidsbit drastic no? i changed my sisters' diapers and hated it then, and i will change my kid's diapers the same. i imagine most parents find it unpleasant wiping pee and poop and vom off their babies, that doesn't make them bad or unloving ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>35557987Okay okay go on and be a mamma
>>35556716I maybe I should try some day. I'm in atl and I know we have some some good gay clubs around here. We'll I've heard anyways
>>35550863no actually I'm just as stuck here as you are. there's no escape room misery as a troon, thinking anything else is cope.
>>35558501Passoids be like "I'm just like you!" as they live their normal female lives
>>35550863watch me (twinkhon) go out and do random drugs on a saturday <33
>>35554279this is so not true if you actually like dancing and being drunk, im 26 and i go clubbing all the time, i have a girlfriend too so im not trying to pull anyone
>>35556964>>35556906Lmao i remember my mom also told me to do it, but i never did it and while growing up the way i fapped involved no retracting of foreskin, i just rubbed the head. I didnt even realise i had phimosis until 22 since i never had sex or any situation where i'd naturally figure it out, but that luckly also means no situation where it'd matter. Looks weird as hell being 7.5in with phimosis, i have abnormally long foreskin like an elephant too
