red: you get a magic wandif you point it at a trans woman, and say the magic words "erectus maximus" then she will get random erections every other hour that last at least 5 minutes each - for the rest of her life - and if she tries to get SRS the penis just grows back and if she already HAD srs her penis grows back and the random erections happen anyways. The wand works as many times as you want. green: You get a magic wandif you point it at a trans man, non binary, or femrepper, and say the magic words "feminatus exculpatus" their body will sprout hair in the usual androgenic places, and if they try to remove that hair it just grows back magically in a day, and their voice also drops one full octave the wand works as many times as you want
>>41641414i dont want trans women to suffer and i want trans men to be happy so green obvi
>>41641414Green sounds basedt. FTM
red
>>41641414I press both buttons at once.
>>41641414pressing green and only pointing the wand at trender theyfabs and ftfemboys
>>41641414Their voice also drops one full octaveThe wand works as many times as you want>be me>non-binary, six months on T>progress feels, finally settling into my skin>one day, goblin anon barges into my room>holding a twig that glows faintly'your days of oppressing the world are over!!'>points the twig.'Feminatus exculpatus!'>feel a weird *jolt*, low-frequency hum vibrating through my bones>throat *itches*'What was that?' I rasp, but it's not a rasp. >It's a growl, a full octave lower than my already dropping voice. Like the sound of a very large dog with a severe cough.>patch of coarse hair sprouts on my jawline.'HOLY CRAP!' Anon yells. 'It worked!'>anon points it again while I'm still trying to process my new voice that's making the windows rattle'Feminatus exculpatus!!'>*THWUMMMMMMMMM*>vision swimming. voice drops again. I try to say 'Stop!', but it comes out as a deep *BWOOOMMMMP*. The bass from my voice shakes the remote off the coffee table.>My beard gets even thicker. chest hair is now a dense, shaggy carpet. arms like a chimpanzee.>he points it a third time, shouting 'Feminatus exculpatus!' with glee>*KABOOOMMMMMM*>the house lights flicker>voice isn't a voice anymore. It's a pressure that's causing structural damage to the foundation. My attempts to speak cause shifts in the tectonic plates>entire body is now covered in hair. eyelids hairy. palms hairy. Knees weak. Moms spaghetti. >Adam's apple is a boulder in my throat.>try to articulate how much I want to punch anon. The sound that comes out is a low, guttural rumble that registers only on a seismograph'Don't worry,' anon says, his voice high-pitched and strained, 'anon on 4chan said it grows back if you shave it!'>protest again, but only a low-frequency hum, bordering on infrasound, escapes my throat. Local zoo's elephant population goes haywire.>he runs off, howling with glee.>be me>living sasquatch subwoofer, unable to form words, just seismic terror.
