old >>41646694fuck this cold weatheralso, if anyone can gib sauce on the pic, i'd be very happy uwu :3
>>41649170i wanna ffffffffffuck
White boys CAN jump
https://voca.ro/1jN0PolkIZcU
slaaaaaaaaaaaayerrrrrrrrrr
>>41649180i am going for the ugly fat rapist aesthetic so i need to get father bro sorry
>>41649207This but it's my balls draped across his lips
>>41649224LOL
black people scare me honestly
lol methy trying to troon counsel
>>41649202cuute. post pic now pls>>41649224:/
>>41649170it'll be one of those sourceless hot guys
>>41649170i would fall in his ass and not get up
If you were in prison, would you get a prison daddy?
>>41649261I don't think that's a thing here so probably not.
slayer, do you like your ass eaten? why or why not? post response in vocaroo plz uwu
>>41649219Ok but it's not good for you long term. I think you should take hrt but try to find a way to set more reasonable expectations for what the outcome of that will be. It's a better plan than ruining your body with weight. >>41649244this is her. i go to her safe spot where she feels safe, usually daily now to feed her and spend time with her.
>>41649276>I don't think that's a thing here so probably not.It's a thing in every prison, fuck you talking about?
>>41649251uggh youre so pessimistic
>>41649202I bite and people still want to touch me
>me when you are blowing me offhonest thoughts?
>>41649278I'm open to it, though i haven't done it before. Sorry can't post voca now, gtg ttyl
stupid sexy flanders...
>>41649296go away>>41649299ok
>>41649296Cut or uncut?
>>41649261I heard prison is sweet for gay bottoms. Guys get you weed and nike's and protect you.I don't really like nike's unless I'm going for a run, but I guess that's what all the hip sexy inmates are wearing
>>41649227u lov 2 c it
>>41648459How are you doing today?
>>41649309you go away, this is my gen bud>>41649315uncut, as a jew i do the cutting..
Y'all are sleeping on Larry's dihh pics in the archive
>>41649261I would prostitute my ass out on day one.>>41649324>I don't really like nike's unless I'm going for a run, but I guess that's what all the hip sexy inmates are wearingYour daddy probably doesn't want you fat, so better get some exercise in.
Wwyd?
>>41649296>Good hairline>pretty good favoal geometry>horrible beard, needs clever styling or turkish implants>Looks like you have a bit of a bite, easily correctable>Doughy, but not obeast.5/10, potential to be 6.5-7/10
>>41649357
need Dom top bf to tie me up and suchI have a gag like this but haven't had anyone to wear it for for agesvery depressing
>>41649360i'd pick left
>>41649358from the thumbnail i thought that was a ai enlarged dick
ok making macros in ffxi is pretty fucking fun i see why nerds like this game
>>41649359I kind of implied I like running, I like Nike's foams, I just don't like basket ball shoe aesthetic
>>41649368u need an exorcism u dumb nigger
>>41649385why is that
>>41649368I have a ball gag and sometimes I put it on myself and then restrain my legs and then hands behind my back.I'm scared one day I'll be too exhausted after and I'll get stuck and have to call for help unu
>>41649296I loved you in Uncut Gems!>>41649280so pretty! Wish there were more cats in my neighbourhood. >>41649283nuuh i dont think so>>41649378>macrosLike what?>>41649368why does he wear the mask?
slayer at the bus stop with his catbetween two big pine trees how bout that
>>41649384Ditch the battery and I'll give you something else small and orange to suck on
>>41649398something happened like that to me when I was 13, it sucked>>41649400bc his bf thinks he talks too much
Do you care about what kind of car a guy drives?
>>41649197same, debating if message my break glass in case of emergency bottom>>41649261I would be a prison daddy.
>>41649424>kyle hynickthis guy is the og dildo in the undie baiter
>>41649424My dream is to give head in a 90s shitbox that's been haphazardly maintained
>>41649424not really, but the idea of dating or getting fucked by a basic white redneck guy with a white Ford f150 is kinda hot
>>41649400so basically in ffxi the whole big thing is swapping equipment to use stuff, i just made a macro that equips a warp ring waits for it to charge up and uses it and then i have a second macro for my regular gear, you can optimize a ton of stuff this way, the usual mmo rotations are replaced by setting up these rotations of macro to minmax their effects
>>41649461you are severely autistic
>>41649466yes, im also ADD,
>>41649474wow so funny
it aint eazy being cheezay!~
>>41649482wdym funny? attention deficit disorder, google it
>>41649495FUNNY LOOKIN
:/ i mean... fair...
>>41649495oh I thought sending the sentence on a comma was a joke about ADD, as if you were going to say something else but then got distracted
>>41649518thats what happened but without a joke thats literally what just happened
pasties turned out ok they taste good even if they look scuffedthey kind of look like my legs lol
Look shizuh they made a whole week polish>>41649518>>41649529rofl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3MUQKD_GOE
truckers, hot or not?
>>41649384have you ever posted pole or hole?
>>41649547well GOG is polish so
>>41649545EGG WASH MUTHAFUCKA, DID YOU USE IT?
>>41649404sauce?>>41649424no but the bigger the vehicle is the more likely i am to want to fuck in it
whats an egg wash?
>>41649554not
>>41649400pls fucking eat a fart you ugly tranny, i hate Adam Sandler, he is so fucking uncool generic boomer jew, i hope he does coke and premium escorts secretly, that would make him seem less lame..
>>41649583beat some eggs and rub it on the pasty with a brush
>>41649583Just egg white brushed on, makes a glaze
anyway here is games from that sale i endorse:frostpunk, call of juarez, children of morta, scythe, tainted grail
>>41649594>i hate Adam Sandlerweird! so why are you copying his swagger?
who asked
Wig
she sure is chatty todaynice to see
>>41649620i am nothing like him personality wise..
who are u calling she?
>>41649569no I used a butter wash bc I forgot to get eggs and I was too lazy to go out and buy some just for a wash
>>41649545what's inside?
why did my parents need to uggo cope and have kids? it is so fucked up, they could have just stayed childless and do other shit, my life sucks, not only i was born ugly but poor a tranny and mentally ill asf.. wtf god.. fuck man..
>>41649675onion potato cheddar leek rutabagathe dough is butter, shortening, flour, and waterI think I could've kneaded it more, and maybe used strong bread flour rather than all purpose, and maybe a touch more water, as well as an egg wash, and it could've been better, but this is an improvement over the last attempt
>>41649618yah I bought Call of Juarez yesterday cuz it cost like nothing. I really wanna try Tainted grail too since it looks like skyrim>>41649648>loud>obnoxious>unfunnyNot sure I agree
>>41649692interesting censorship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPr3N4AMXNQ
>>41649650Try honey next time. Honey diluted with a lil water. Even for savory stuff it's p good
>>41649700i don't even know what a rutabaga is post the recipe link
>>41649358Belly hairBELLY HAIR
>>41649702call of juarez is crazy good, reverend ray is the goat, tainted grail isnt much of a skyrim though its a small 3 act rpg with some side quests and cool exploration but its directed like a typical crpg yup
How would you react if your boyfriend buried his face in your armpit and started eating it out like ass
>>41649697
>>41649700Looks tasty anon. When we do our backyard BBQ meetup I hope you'll bring them
>>41649702good, i am glad you suffer from my behaviour, at least i am not some loser skinwalker tranny that sits 24/7 on 4chan and posts the lamest most boring shit ever, you are unironically less than a piece of turd dude lmao
>>41649736neat but id rather be the one doing that
rank 3 in bastoook bitches
My bf calls me weird for scratching his pubes and sniffing my hand afterIt kind of smells like fruity doritos and I love it
>>41649723Its very erotic
>>41649749control yourself!
>>41649736be slightly grossed out
>>41649760why?
I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU FUCKING DIE NIGGERS
>>41649719ooh interesting desu >>4164972150 percent flour (3 cups)25 percent butter (1.5 sticks)25 percent vegetable shortening (3/4 cups) salt mix all of that together until it's like cornmealadd water tablespoon by tablespoon until the dough sticks together and is squishy, knead until it's elasticrefrigerate for 3 hourspeel and dice like 1 cup waxy potato, like half of a rutabaga, a smallish yellow oniongrate 14 ounces of cheddarmix all of that together in a bowl (I ended up with extra filling so maybe downsize it a bit) cut the dough into six pieces and put back in the fridgepreheat oven to 400 fahrenheitremove one piece, roll it out to like 8in diameter, put filling on top, fold the dough over, crimp the edge, put on baking tray do five more times add egg wash, cut slit in top of each pasty to vent steamput in oven for 15 minutes, then lower temp to 350 fahrenheit and bake for 45 minuteslet cool for 10-20 minutestada
>>41649757>my pubes smell like fruity doritos
i am so tired of my life, it is so shit..
>>41649816also the dough should be in the fridge for 3 hours at least before being cut into 6 pieces
>>41649816thanks
>>41649818god he's hot
>>41649816Do you have a food processor? I've been making pastry dough by blitzing together frozen butter, ap flour, and small increments of water. Sugar for desserts. Maybe frozen hunks of lard if I don't have the butter on hand. Never made pasties tho but I had some driving thru the UP which were awesome. Thx for sharing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCVG5AZdxZg
>>41649843no, I'm old fashioned and prefer doing it manuallyI didn't know they had them in Michigan, must be Cornish immigrants. probably back during whatever mining was going on
all ugly babies should just be killed at birth, i guess people will still be ugly by contrast and comparison to one another but ya..
>>41649909how do you tell which is an ugly babydo you think there are attractive babiesI think you should see a therapist about that
>>41649909tfw was too cute for my own good in kindergarten
>>41649968liar
Biwisi or bibisi?
>>41649976i wish
>>41649987is that why you chase teenagers nowadays
>>41649917he already admited raping his sister and killing his cathe probably wants to pump little baby buttholes full of his nasty gypsy spooge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9mRl9tW3kE
>>41650011stop posting fake bs you weirdo, you creep me out>>41649917doctors can tell and everyone can tell if a baby is ugly, fuck off
>>41649999i worry about wayward youth a lot yeh
>>41649738I really like these reaction images they're weird and cute
my head hurts so much idk what to doi am going to see a psychiatrist tomorrow, what to tell her
>>41649968did you get buttraped
>>41650044worried about sticking your dick in them maybe, you're so transparently a predator
what would you do if a short effeminate nerdy lookin' fella walked up to you and said,"c'mere you little faggot", grabs you by the neck, like, all up in your face, and says, "kiss me."
I A WANT A BFPLEASE?
>>41649907They're big UP there. Pasties and brown gravy and this odd rye soda. Wasn't a huge fan but the pastie was good. Maybe the most beautiful part of the country. UP and super northern MN. >manual pastry doughBetter man than me
>>41650075no speak italiano
>>41650071and you're transparently a redditor predator vs redditor
>>41650074Propose
awww slayer doesnt wanna play anymore
>>41650083I've been considering actually moving to one of those two places, alongside Vermont.i like the idea of less people and more nature
Why do I find men who look like this attractive?
https://youtu.be/uNdScMq1v98?si=MyZXMCslYffhNoOuPossibly the gayest song about serial killing
annyeong /gg/!did you guys watch my bf on "hot ones" today???
>>41650111I fucked him in his tight little ass and spit in his mouth and he loved it
>>41649424no one wants to be seen in a shitbox especially if the guy is 30+(he should be able to afford a $50k+ vehicle by then or have a nice vintage classic that still looks new)
>>41650111just stop already
>>41650111theyre kinda letting any fucking one eat those wings
>>41650120after he ate all that spicy chicken on "hot ones"??? seems risky
>>41650121why of a Chevy spark, if you're a bottom
>>41650126i thought we were friends sis
>>41650130>picyou are a pedophile
>>41650137he is a 6 foot tall 23 year old manplease watch this webm and try to say he looks like a child you SILLY GOOSE!!
>>41650134just sayan
>>41650121what a moron
>>41650130Oh dang i have to watch this now post link pls
>>41650141How many hot ones can you eat cezary
>>41650140pedo cope
Playing boomer shooters to keep myself from yearning all the time>>41650018wtf I thought this song was Michael Jackson>>41650134he's actually kinda hot here and not retarded looking>>41650140>6 foot tallMogged by a k-twink...
>>41650102that’s me please don’t post my likeness without permission
>>41650158i refuse
>>4165016080s was the best era bruh take me backhttps://youtu.be/_zBwRDEFMRY?si=vQj9JL7GOhTVdSGp
>>41650102Be honest would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPPUg0rBvIMD <3 A
>>41650146https://www .youtube.com/watch?v=k8_LrsY2jX8enjoy sis let me know your thoughts
>>41650162How are you going to date one of these chinamen if you won't even eat la ji chi?
the only kpoop fag id shag is yu hetao. and he isn't even korean lmao!!!!
wait fuck it's hu yetao isn't it? whatever, shows how little i care for kpoop
>>41650114i want to be inside him so bad
>>41650167We live in the best era rn desu cuz we can listen to all the old stuff plus the new stuff like Lady Gaga
>>41650181i feel like i told u several times i dont plan to date an asian guy and that its just an internet thing for me
prostate pleasure essentially rewires a male's brain into that of a bottom. without the prostate, there is no desire to bottom. what then, causes males to become gay? there must be other factors, that i'm not underdst
>>41650159he dresses up in cute things sometimes but he is very far from looking like a child>>41650160because he is hot
>>41650087bbbbbased.
>>41650202That's true plus i can buy drugs on my iphone. Take me here bruh
no one is replying bc they are busy watching the hot ones versus right?
Be honest would you?
>>41650203Please stop giving up on yourself. Yes you've been a huge asshole to me when i was your only defender, but i still root for people even you.
>he is hot>posts utterly photoshopped images on top of him already wearing shitloads of make upgoddamn
wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano
>>41650177they actually all look pretty ordinary without stage lighting, thats nice
>>41649421That photo is like a month old, I actually have been nicotine free for going on 4 weeks :3>>41649559I've posted pole :x
>>41650207daddy touching their penis
ooh gosh. hnngg, my insides. grr
>>41650224im not giving up on myself an asian bf is just not a reliable option for poland lol
>>41650132lol that's a tricycle for a teen baby, i doubt those cars will even last 3-5 years before they break down and start having problems, in a wreck that thing will be smashed like a bug>>41650142pooooor man cope
>>41650225he is hot without makeup too! <3
>>41650243I'd give up on myself if I were you
>>41650224lol the little bitch boy simp is still crying cuz he couldn't sit with the cool girls roflmaohttps://vocaroo.com/1bBDcXlSeRCOb-b-but I was your white knight on the internetsLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>41650221i'd'dany dayany weekany monthany yearis that enough for you, you narci nigger faggot?
>>41650207>what then, causes males to become gay?For me it was standing too close to a tall guy and getting all hot and bothered cuz of it
i HATE, tall guys..they can all get out of my sight
>be me>been dating the same guy for two years now>perfect in every way except for being asexual>go from getting fucked stupid every other week to full-blown celibacy>meet new guy>extremely sweet, kind and cute>very obviously interested in raping my brain's outShould I follow my heart or should I listen to my dick?
>>41650228they are a fun group
>>41650252ok sounds like a you problem
You only want me when I'm not thereYou better call Becky with the good hair
>>41650265Drop the asexual. You shouldn't have to suffer his head trip. Let him grow tf up on his own time instead of wasting yours to soothe his ego or hang ups.
>>41650100I'm from south of that area and live in new england now. It's nice out here but waaaaay more expensive and the people are stiff. I'm out here for a while but I'm thinking about northern WI once I'm an actual adult. The top area between Duluth and the UP. Ashland area. See how that treats me
>>41650280>You only want me when I'm not therethat line hits really hard in that song, like i feel her feelings
>>41650264lol
>>41650265Was he fucking you at first or he somehow become asexual during relationship?
>>41650291Im from the east coast :3
>>41650308did you provoke your rapist or made any hints? were you dating?
>>41650257kek
>>41650052
do you ever wear lipgloss /gg/??alternately, what is your favorite chapstick?
>>41650356
>>41650243ANYTHING is possible in life
>>41650257You'll forever be known as the omega loser who paid a rentboy and even he left you. Cry more pissbaby
>>41650391OK but i like white guys too? in fact i have a lower standard for them which is i dont rly post them cuz i like the dorky looking ones
https://voca.ro/14FqMWLlJLWQFor the anons that wanted to hear about the time that I was violated by the police as a 16 year old here's the whole story it's a bit of a doozy and it's kind of a ramble and it's really not that good but here it is
>>41650409Don't waste your early 20s shiza. Get out there and gain new experiences while it's still fun and exciting
>>41649170What's your favorite film that came out the same year you were born?
>>41650419Thank god it wasn't paige lol.
>>41650422well i dont wanna rn
you ever been filled with cum?
>>41650308We tried doing sexual stuff a couple of times, but he could never get it hard and seemed visibly uncomfortable. It's not just about sex, this whole ordeal feels like a blow to my ego, even if I still love my stupid asexual boyfriend.>>41650427The butterfly effect.
where is slayer?
would you date a smoker
>>41650454not yet
>>41650473yup
>>41650471Getting his tight, unwashed hole filled by bibisi
I bet I know where slayer is
i like hairy holes
>>41650482hmm, so who first then. heads or tails? high card? roshambo?
how about if i beat you in a duel
>>41650432She would have drawn the police SAing her as a minor
>>41650419you sound like a female or like you're 14 and still going through puberty, couldn't listen for more than 5 seconds before i got annoyed out of all the voices ive heard on here at least slayer sounds like a male
>>41650329My first experiences was when I was a kid so......
>>41650419faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>41650509Loser has to give the winner a nude piggyback ride around the neighborhood block.
>>41650419I'm getting crazy second hand frustration from hearing this. That shit would make me so mad >>41650427American Psycho/Charlie's Angels. Honourable mention: Lost Souls>>41650473yes. I have a weird attraction to people that smell like smoke
Molestards need to go to jail
I want to anonymously vent, my boyfriend is god awful at basic communication. He talks in streams of consciousness without even giving any context clues about what topic, and he often jumps from topic to topic or will reply by saying something completely unrelated to the topic at hand. Sometimes there is such a communication breakdown that I just refuse to reply and I become non-verbal myself.
>>41650427nice try doxanon
>>41650568stick your penis in his mouth
>>41650568He needs correctional spankings to improve his behavior. His father didn't do it, so now you're stuck doing the dirty work.
>>41650568is he autistic
>>41650568dump his ass
Cezary you're a dick.
I know you hear methats right its all about to come crashing down baby boy
>>41650568have you tried COMMUNICATING this to him
>>41650599i would be very apologetic if i believed any part of your backstory but i just don't
You may not like it, but conflict is the best way to build a relationship.
>>41650636I don't lie about serious things like that. I fuck around with personal details like age but not the bad things. Whatever not like I can or want to prove anything
>>41650667yup
>>41650629lmao at the idea of a bottom using his words instead of expecting you to read his mind
>>41650427Jet Boy, reminds me so much of my relationship with my first ex who saved me.
The inbred things hurts worse, make jokes about that dickhead
and if you do read their minds god help you if you get it right or wrong
Why don't gay guys want boyfriends
>>41650228shame about the double eyelid surgery
>>41650761sorry kinda hard to keep track of all the elaborate plot points
>>41650494I like all hairy parts
>>41650831god you’re going to lose your feet to diabetes before 25
>>41650419Jeez that's nuts. My experience of police varies by department. The state troopers and natural resource police near me always seem polite and professional. Some of the sheriff's departments by contrast are very incompetent.
Goodnight chatt!! I'm gonna sleep now>>41650831Unhealthy...
>>41650877>>41650864It's fine in moderation. Blueberry doses come in sugar free.
>>41650892>It's fine in moderation.It's a whole shelf of them...
>>41650902My bf got me all the blueberry he can find when I told him it's being discontinued. You think I drink a dozen a day?
Here is the other side for the advent calandar and some random other flavors.
at least drink sugar free
