What would your ideal bf be like?What would you do together?
i want a fit racist to listen to music with and cook for
>>42434233My ideal bf is a flamer twink who is the same size as me so we can share clothes and shoes. The faggier the better, it is the only future i see myself happy in.We will run a decorating scheme in a 2 bedroom apartment and he'll help me shoplift from saks 5th avenue amen!!
>>42434356why does he have to be racists?? why not rich, or attractive or have fat ass? I don't think u can be racist with a fat ass though :(
>>42434233I hope these two are doing alright
>>42434368>My ideal bf is a flamer twink who is the same size as me so we can share clothes and shoes. The faggier the better, it is the only future i see myself happy in.Wow, how cute!>shopliftKill yourself.
>>42434233>anorexically skinny twink>constantly naked, 24/7>constantly horny, 24/7>never wants to go outside>never wants to talk to anyone else>hates 4chan and /lgbt/ especiallypretty much this and im set for life
>>42434385i forgot white but thats a given
>>42434446>kys I'll do that after pull a winona and catch a felony <3
>>42434233A massive fucking weirdo and creep who's bad at social cues, Often accidentally being controversial. chubby, hairy, likes eating my food, has a smaller penis than me, maybe shorter than me too (5'9), power bottom, shy shutin, loves videogames and mmos, nice butt.Id like to play videogames together, help them eat healthier, sometimes they end up falling back into bad habits and binge eat and feel bad, but ill make them feel better and stuff them like the piggy they are.We'd build pillowforts, wear onesies, be cringe, watch anime & play videogames, and shitpost/ragebait online.
>>42434233Who are those children?
>>42434564>childrenthey're probably in their mid-20s nowleft is a Croatianright is Frenchthey met on /int/
>>42434456>anorexically skinny>constantly hornyPick one
>>42434456you want a sex doll, not a person
>>42434456Who's doing the bending?
>>42434233i alr have my ideal bf so ill just describe himhes a 6'3 cornfed country boy with a blue collar job who also has plenty of nerdy interests. hes older than me but not so much older that we cant bond over anything. hes rough w me in bed but not so much that i cant enjoy it n his dick is uncut.he pays the bills n i keep our apartment clean n cook his meals. were both homebodies so we dont rly go out much. we mostly play video games together n on his days off he shows me old movies.
>>42434571They're cute but probably look nothing like that nowWho's the top
>>42434774Are you mtf? and what were your prayers?
>>42434782the Croat, I think?It's been a while since I talked to them
>>42434233How are they so pretty. They look so beautiful it hurts.
>>42434791lol yea im mtf. we met thru a friend who actually set him up w me bc he knew he was lonely but desu i feel like im the lucky one.
>>42434858omg thats so cute, how old are you guys + how long have you been together
>>42434894im 20 n hes 22, well have been together for 2 years in the summer :)
>>42434916oh you guys take this country shit seriously!!!like married before 25, 6 kids on the way, ugly house in a gated community dedication to the lifestyle
my ideal boyfriend doesn’t exist because i actual WANT to be alone despite how much pain it comes with. and yes i do feign wanting a boyfriend online.
>>42434989real If I had to have a boyfriend rn I would immediately kill myself
