hydration editionqott: you're drinking enough water, right, nona?prev: >>42446653
>>42453801im drinking water rn :D
Do fish need to drink?
>>42453801i'm gonna go downstairs now and get some... i promise...i hate how uncanny my face looks
>>42453821probably not since they're like, absorbing it all the time or something? but idk
>>42453821idk but i can tell u that seals don't :Dthey get all their water from eating fibsh
eating and drinking makes me suicidal i need to starve myself to death i think i'm so fucking ugly and depressed i haven't taken out my recyclables for months now
watching seahawks vs rams drunk af like the MOID i am
>>42453826dehydration always makes my face look uncanny. perhaps water will help a little
qott: i just pissed, so probably >>42453402need to know which one i belong in
>>42453869to be fair though the definition of passoid is artificially inflated by the amount of people in here who have self esteem lower than I ever thought possible. all you have to do at this point is have long hair and people will say "mogs me" "you're a boymoder" blah blah blah. realistically this is still the place
>>42453801i don't drink "water", i drink steel reserve
ok so running/jogging is actually u comfortable for me now cuz my boobs are bouncing and stuff and it kinda hurts does this mean im at a level where i gotta actually buy bras and stop letting em hang
i love lying to my friends to fuck with them
>>42454028buy a bra for sure, at least a sports bra. running or going up and down stairs is kind of annoying for me too
they should make a black panther for fat white boys
how to kill a gen in 3 months speedrun edition no exploits
>>42453402i think we should all socialize together and be frens
>>42454042damn..... which also means i gotta figure out my measurements now baka...
>>42453863does dehydration puff one's face up or thin it down? either way i drank my wader...
>>42454058oh will you fuck off woman
>>42454061time to get one of those long measuring tapes! it's not too hard to measure.>>42454065dehydration makes you look gaunt and dry I think
imagine if you made a woman into a man, that’s me
>>42454066dubs makes this more convincing but i hung out with my parents today and my mom said>i dont see why you would have trouble presenting as a manfucking lol my self esteem
i'm like if a man was a man
should i get my levels tested this saturday or should i just wing it
give up entirely
>>42454157you should get them tested!
>>42454083uwahhhh this is woman shit!!!!
>>42454157not getting blood draws resulted in me wasting a year of progressits better to get them, if you can afford it if the limiting factor is anxiety about public presentation try to be brave, it could save you
>>42454049what did i do? :(
>>42454177well yes, exactly. and you have to do it
how do I tell her that I madly in love w her and that she should leave the massive shithole known as uk and live with me in chile or china
>>42454177lies girls don't poop
>>42454028put a bra on whore no one wants to see your cones.
v erotic mental image
wahooey i finished configuring all my desktop stuffi3, polybar, rofi, lightdm
are u an arch tranny or a nix tranny?
ricing is so mid 2000s
>>42454172if i order a mens test from a lab and then it turns out i have like 0 t will they think it's a fluke>>42454205>not getting blood draws resulted in me wasting a year of progresshow so?
>>42454321debian stablei hate archnix is cool tho
desktop in the big 26
>>42454342i started with oral estrogen 4mg and bica but because i was taking my dose once daily the bica wasn't effectively blocking my testosterone level and i went a year like that lol, wondering all along when i was going to see some results and getting sad about it
>>42454283What is the limit for moders to start wearing bras? I’m at around a B-cup and my trans masc friend says I should be wearing a sports bra pretty much everyday at this point but I don’t feel like I’m that big>>42454342Girl you do not want your levels to be off. I know it’s gonna be embarrassing and kinda scary to get your blood drawn but quite literally how well your transition goes is gonna be somewhat based on your levels. Maybe you have good levels already but would you rather have to get your levels drawn to make sure you’re doing well or risk manmoding for the rest of your life? Take it from someone who was hondosed at 16, you should pick the first one and just go do it even if ur scared
>>42454342do they not offer like, combined tests? or can you do like an estrogen and testosterone test? they usually take two vials of my blood and I guess they test both of them for different stuff
they shrunk
bought a bra before I even had boobs :D
>>42454395when you (specifically) are in public wear a bra your tits are visible.
my friends sometimes say i’m a woman but they do not ever use she/her for me or use my chosen name
i use Garuda because i like arch but i'm fucking retarded
>>42454283I still feel like my boobs are small af I really hope it's not super noticeable FUCKKKK I DONT WANNA WEAR BRAS ILL FEEL LIKE SUCJ A FREAK
>>42454436>>42454504Yeah this for me too sorta. I’m pretty tall so I don’t think they’re thaaat noticeable and idk I’d just feel weird wearing a bra when I don’t pass as a girl
>>42454504yeah it feels that way at first .you will think its super noticeable and visible but just ignore it. that it feeling goes away after like a week or two.
>b-cup>not that visiblejelly!! put on a bra
32E dfc kms
>>42454552post bobs
>>42454539okay... I'll buy a measuring tapebut the official "tumblrmoder" measurements will be a secret dammit!!!
maturing is realizing i’m ran thru as fuck
why do people here think other strangers care about them
>>42454567it's because of me. I care so much
>>42454567because they do everybody in here is lonely and you are too
WAIT nobody's gonna notice the straps right? Like what if im with family? Idk what's more noticeable the loose boob or the bra itself
>>42454575just buy like, a compression sports bra or something if you're really worried
>>42454575dont wear super loose tops
>>42454581of course im worried ive been maintaining this mode for a hot minute im not prepped to be outted
>>42454552logs my 36d ass
>>42454584THATS LIKE ALL I OWN IS XL TEES liiike im a large at most but
>>42454541Literally if I slouch over they’re basically not visible unless ur looking for the faintest outline and also I’m trying to weight gain like 10-15 pounds rn so wouldn’t it be better to just wait until they’re bigger so I don’t spend a bunch of money on bras?
do know how hard it is to find a 38a?
>>42454624yes!! when I was flat af I used to buy bras from this website called pepper (wearpepper.com) that sells bras for super flat women. the band sizes go up to the 40s iirc
im going to start slamming my head again im getting bad
>>42454641holy shit tysm anon!
fanny bandit is in the air
i just wear bralettes
God I need a haircut...
>>42454562dubs and you reveal
>>42454715hmm.. gotta try to time this goodlyrollan
kek
>>42454696la creatura
>>42454754:D
>>42453853literally same
after 20ish hours, i’m done hanging out with my friends
congrats
>>42454666woah checked o_o and np!! the bras are very high quality too.
im boreded
putting on perfume to sit alone in my room all night
please (YOU) me daddy
>>42454381i'm on injections so it should be enough to reduce t unless i'm underdosing>>42454395>kinda scaryi'm terrified of going there i'm not scared of the needle>>42454398idk i'm just looking at what's offered and it says it's testing estrogen but aren't there multiple types of estrogen
>>42454919it is probably ok, but all the same im insistingknowing your measured levels is the right choice
>>42454919oh so you can't get estrogen and testosterone tests in like, the same session? or what do you mean
>>42454943tbhon even if i get my levels and they're slightly lower than expected idk how i'm going to change my dosing>>42454953idk i've never ordered diy blood tests before and i don't have a primary care doc>oh so you can't get estrogen and testosterone tests in like, the same session?you can literally any hormone test is probably going to test for thosebut for private labs i can order a women's hormone test or a men's hormone test there's multiple types of estrogen and what if because i expect my e2 to be so above the reference range for men my test is going to come back flagged
aaa ever since i started diying im always worried abt my levelsi take monotherapy doses of een and i have also continued to take spironolactone even tho i maybe don't need it cuz monotherapy but before i was on 100 mg a day split up into two doses cuz i had the 50 mg tablets but now the place im getting the spiro from just sells me 100 mg tablets so i only take one dose per day and that makes me worry im always stressing over if im starting to remasculinize or if its just in my head
>>42454971any rationalization you want to pull up its still the same reality knowing your actual levels is the right thing to doim sorry that its confusing and embarrassing to be visible, i understandyou want to get as many of these as you can in your result report: estrogen, free estrogen, testosterone, dht, shbg, prolactin, kidney function profile, liver profileill stop pushing, gl anon
nini gang sleb well
>>42453896it’s so silly that a tttt thread by and for trannies is worse with “long hair = women” than irl old people
(You)'ing (You)
>>42455154(you)
>>42454894sorry sealmoder, i haven’t been around all dayget some sleep though, isn’t it super late in your time zone?
>>42455154YOU DIDNT FUCKING (YOU) ME YOU BASTARD
>>42455164yea i stayed up all night agiandidnt rly feel like sleepingalso yay a nice person :D
>>42455154mocking attention whores who control f to find out how many replies they got (me)
>>42455187u shud get 4chanX
>>42455183damn, someone’s aping my “accidentally stay up all night” bit
im way too tired to be funny ill do it tomorrow
>>42455224gomenne gomennei have been dreading goign to bed latelyi just end up dwelling on unpleasant things for sometimes hours before i fall asleepand then when i wake up i feel terrible, like my life is in the gutter and i dont wanna get out of bedonce i finally get going its not so bad butbeing in bed i always feel terribleyoud think that would at least make it easier to get up in the morning but it doesn't Dx
>>42454567some seem to care about me. i care about some of these strangers too. you hang out around here often enough (bleak) and you feel lots of familiarity with your fellow moder
injection night, woohoo!
>>42455260why the fuck do you format like this
>>42455283each line is a separate thought!
>>42455283if you think that's crazy you should hear the voice
>>42455296Is the sealposter the gollum chick?
>>42455292it's definitely not>>42455296thanks for the tip, avoiding all vocaroo links until further notice
>>42455339i prefer the term thread goblin
there's no way to filter this
wow you post seals? that's a really unique gimmick
>>42455339yup>>42455344it's a minefield lmao
>>42455344it makes me sad to listen to your vocaroos because it sounds like you are trying to force yourself into a whisper :(
>>42455384ur welcome ^_^
someone please page me when a based gemmy vocaroo appears
whatever is going on with the voice is fucked up. like why is she talking like a cartoon character or something? there's no way that's her real voice.
wake me up when modertv comes on
>>42455400It's because she has to basically whisper to maintain any femininity in her voice
>>42455400i have autism (in case it wasn't obvious)
>>42455408I thought that was over
>>42455400pretty sure everything she's doing is to annoyance/attention max
>>42455419(that was the point)
>>42455421ikr! could she at least trip
The seal thing is INCREDIBLY close to jellyfishmoder's shtick to the point where I don't feel it justifies itself
leave britney alone!!!
>>42455442holy newfagdo u have any idea how common it is for ppl to post animals they like on image boards
it insists upon itself
>>42455455Oh I already hate you
>>42455455i think she was just saying you look like a massive loser
>>42455413nta but people using "muh autism" as an excuse for everything annoying they do these days is so old
>>42455408next episode has the moan reveal trust me bro
>>42455475i mean i literally have autism and it affects the way i talk Dx>>42455473oh ok>>42455468i mean its true lole are u seriously gonna give me grief for being an animal posterhow long have u been on 4chan
>>42455492they're not "giving you grief" for being an animal poster, it's just incredibly obvious that you're being intentionally annoying and grating
quirk chungus ahh gimmick
wife licking my neck rn got me going stupid
>i literally have autism and it affects the way i talkam I insane? is this a real thing? does autism affect the vocal cords or movement of the tongue or something?
>>42455499stop she has autism that's so mean, she's an annoying bitch because she's autistic. not her fault.
yeah babe keeping doing that while I solve this catchall rq
>>42455511it makes your shit all retarded
>>42455499says the one whos been nonstop complaining all night long abt mundane stuffoh noooo i talk weird oh nooooo i post cute seal pics that everyone loves oh nooooooo u dont recognize me because u started using this thread after i left it last this is terrible i need to make 2 dozen posts about how miserable i am! @_@
>>42455511it's a thing if you have retarded autism not if you have like, weird autism
i had to wait for her to finish before i could get the captcha tbhon
>>42455520I'm not "complaining nonstop". I only posted at you once. I don't have much to complain about.
retarded autism vs weird autism
This thread fucking sucks
the gimmick posters are getting too cocky
>>42455520why u so mad bro?
>>42455520Please club yourself
>>42455520why do you think everyone loves it? and why are you acting like everyone is newfag except you?
>>42455511yea its a p common phenomenon how much do u know about autismthey made me go to speech therapy for it when i was in school but they couldn't fix it rip>>42455554idk ive been on this board long enough to see this schtick a dozen timesi get it this is ur cool little club and unfamiliar ppl make u angy but dont u think its a bit silly to take 4chan this seriously>>42455582the fact that u dont remember me makes u the newfag ^~^ i don't make the rules soz
this needs to be the last one
>>42455509posting to mmg while getting you neck licked is crazy
let's all love sealposter
i hate her and refuse to acknowledge her forced name
i was almost ready but she seems to be a total asshole
she's her own worst enemy the more she posts the more of her personality I dislike
this is actually as bad as cm, maybe even more obtrusive
I shudder at the thot
ITS DRYYY
i must’ve missed the asshole posts. i’ll give me new sealmoder opinion after i’ve properly caught up
no guise you don't get it! the avatarfag spam is totally charming!
>>42455743arrrr dat sounds great matey
I'd be ok with the avatarfagging if she was nice. or not intentionally trying to be annoying all the time
I dont know about you muhfuggas but this seal ho has officially caught opp status in the set
>>42455743thanks, waiting on the edge of my seat for your opinion
>>42455810folx we're hearing this more and more
been workshopping a new mmg character called "anonymous". his gimmick is that he posts about a bunch of different stuff and people can't connect all his posts together since he doesn't cultivate an identifiable personality for the gen
take it back to the workshop, bitch
>>42455839damn that's smart, I wonder why no one has tried this yet
all named posters should be exiled to a private discord server and banned from posting here
ouppy can stay, c'mon
gotta have ouppy.
>>42455901ouppy is a DOG not a named poster
>>42455887that server would be so shit lmao half the "named" people don't even like the other half
hopefully nobody figures out my past identity
I wouldn't mind being in a discord call with some of those chicas
furiously thinking of a gimmick so i can get access to mcdoublemoder
>>42455945like who though
most of them are in neetadopter's DMs tbdesu
>>42455966only 5 of them are, technically
>>42455964britnona mostly
>>42455979wonder which one her wife hates most
>>42456001oh oh oh I know this one!!!
you in her DMs i'm buried in her backyard, we are not the same
>>42455979is it really five? I thought it was just doxmoder and maybe trainmoder
>>42456062that makes 5 named characters
>>42456071lmao fair, that shuts me up
>>42456001>>42453601ask her
how long are you surviving in the named character polycule?
>>42456109how fast can i find a way to kill myself
>>42456115this is a very acceptable answer
>>42455839>he>his>he
I'd like to see that mcbounce if you know what I mean haha
i think i dont know what you meanits already bounbcing..
who up suckin theyself?
something something sucking my mom's cock
making manmoders into leather and wearing them as shoes
something something sucking my sister's cock
i am avoidant to a deeply sad degree and should be executed, i think
>>42455839Cuuuhringe
summons you
hey you can't just be summoning people like that
my hair is really terrible and i feel like i need a guide that starts from absolute zero. it's fine and wavy and i'm so sick of dealing with it, it basically never looks the way it's supposed to
>>42457840any more backtalk and i'll tie your cock up into a figure 8 knot
>>42457881ok sorry, jeez. what were you summoning for
>>42457941oh i was just practicing xP
just one more day at this fucking job and I finally get some days offI'm so tired....
AND MY CAT JUST STEPPED ON MY BOOBS OWWW
cried myself to sleep
oughhsry for losing my temper modersnot my finest hour
im not functional any more. In fact im completely suicidal. my back iz so fucking huge and i have pics from two years ago twenty pounds less and it’s STILL huge no wonder i chose not to get ffs it would be a stupid decision because IWNBAW because of MY PWKVIS and my RIBCAGE and the fact that i recieved zero support coming out at 18 (i shoudl t have told anybody) and then j got raped and i missed pelvis growth also i tried to come out a bunch as a minor and it never worked. basically i got ruined. idk how, i was dissociated for kost of it. Im also isolated and self obsessed. i play the same bidya every day for the last 7 years
and i wish i was comfortable. But the worst part of manmoding is that my skin is constantly crawling unless i trick myself into forgetting about my body but i cant do it because it’s all i think about. why bother spending a month detoxxxing and getting healthier and being normal and foing outside and reading books and doctors appointments and injections and therapy and MY BACK STILL LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME what is the point!???
genuinely shitting on company time rn
ugh i dont have fever biut my throat ies killing me help pleae ehelp help hel[p
>>42458341havent brushed my teeth in 72 hours, havent showered in 96 hours. I smell vile. i dont want to look at my naked body so i start shaking in fromt of my mirror and i go back to bed. feels like when i was 12 years old and puberty just started so i stopped showering and then decided since i had a dirty year as a kid i would never be a woman so that was fun
Me after hanging myself kek my selfies really look like this lmaooooo
had the most fucked up dream i’ve ever had in my life my week is ruined
>>42458358don't reply to me with this fucking gibberish you goddamned faggot
>>42458373it isn’t gibberish and it’s 100% true
should i get my levels tested this weekendyou do it right before injecting and i'm scared to go outside
if i chosw to embrace hrt manmoding forever then i will want ffs regardless that said what i i dont want ffs but im still going to hrt manmode but what if i want ffs while not wanting ffs when trully i downt
>>42458358rookie numbers, when I was in deep depression back 2022 I bathed a total of 14 times the entire year
>im okay not passing i want to be a fit twink with boobs and ffs face and i’ll be able to cope about not being a woman when i get therefollowed by>but my pelvis is smallwhich leads to>your pelvis was stolen from youwhich ruins my day
i was unironically a hot as fuck guy for a little bit too i should have just fucked twinks and been a gay man and then i would have enjoyed my youth instead of spending the last five years getting increasingly deranged. i couldve been the cool gay guy that ‘gets it’ around trannies
now im a post hanging ttanny that doesnt pass or look feminine wow!
sometimes i miss how my body felt on my own naturally produced testosterone. i want to quit hrt and feel that again
I absolutely cannot relate
>>42458367>>42458485can I see
>>42458500i think i want a way out and nostalgia for repression is a coping mechanism>>42458515no
>>42458528please
>>42458545maybe one day bc im getting very bad and i might crack and ruin my life by sharing images with you all
im going to get a flat tummy and then post it thats my goal for 2026
at work pretending to be human
meet lewdmoder, the new named character of mmg. she’s an avatarfag who posts her cones with all her replies
I havent had sex in over a year and it's starting to affect me my next dick appointment isn't fot months ToT
>>42458587nice :3
gm fags
>>42458679you set up dick appointments months in advance?
>>42458702Well yeah cuz I know when the dick will be in the country lol
grey seals r my fav
desu i love it when women call me a faggot
i'm always cumming a little
>>42458733i hate when straight women pretend to be gay guys it makes me physically ill. much more comfy around a lesbian who says slay in an ironic drab straight guy making fun of frivolous fags kind of way or perhaps faggot like you said but in a husky and confident way not like a dog simultaneously begging for your approval and trying to insult you like cishet women
>>42458796my sister is a lesbian who says slay unironically
>>42458707oh that makes sense
>>42458827wtf
being around any cis person is unbearable desu
being around any trans person is unbearable desu
not a fan of this whole “being around others” business
not a fan of being around
yeah
wish i was Nicholas Cage in Con Air but i'm Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas
i wish i looked like a woman
i am addicted to the fermented jew
im going to end up bbl manmoding
bbl as your only surgery?
dead cope thread
>deadlmao>cope threadyeah so what?
nothin im just stirring the pot hehemoders should i start smoking cigarettes i kinda wanna smoke cigarettes
i don't smoke anymore because i'm unc and i have to be health conscious because a strong breeze could kill me
smoking is bad mmm'kay
https://youtu.be/EkTGVGIll7k
i can NEVER give up the smoke weed mind you but still
weed’s awesome
i fucking hate weed
lame
>>42459379no
>>42459429haha wowwww
Is it worth getting a weed script?
>>42459390same im almost 27 Dx it just looks like a nice way to kill time, i miss sitting on my balcony smoking weed>>42459410>>42459429ugh yea i miss weed>>42459468okie i do it for u nona <3
>>42459379krekets obviously
https://youtu.be/jnHbaQNlgzg
she has someone else in her dms should I steal her phone
i used to jack off in rehab even though the doors didn't lock and people walked in and saw me jacking off
>>42459658and then they joined in right?
>>42459672no they'd say sorry and shut the door really fast and i'd say WOOPS MY BAD and keep going
>>42459509hey dont make a scene but i need you to record this line for me
opened my window to see all the nothing outside this morning
>>42459769srry i unfolded dimensional space this morning so a lot of the photons outside didn't reach you ill try to fix it
>>42459786ah excellent thanks
licking stray poop smears off the walls of the public bathroom to get that rich and matured flavor kinda like when you dry-age steaks
https://youtu.be/OEVpAefIrU0
hope you're all staying safe and warm in this weather. as for me, i'm BLASTING my nuts with the space heater, straight up toasting my shit
>>42459883can I eat them once you're done roasting them
>>42459727https://voca.ro/1e7LEmRGREeL
holy shit actual s*yllennial coal
hanging around here for a while has truly given me so much hope because I realized I really don't have it that bad and it could be so much worse
>>42459896thx chica now act like nothin happened
>could be worsehttps://youtu.be/NACMpkxm-fA
do you moders dress nicely or do you not even give a fuck how you look?
>>42460008I like to think I have a pretty nice style
>>42460008i dress in what i wear for work and nothing else. i look like any other drop out construction worker
>>42460008i dress nice and effortmax my hairrarely wear makeup tho
>>42460008the latter
>>42460008I try and dress myself nice and androgynous leaning for a man but I still kinda despise how I look
hate woke people
i take back every bad thing i ever said about coalnona she is an angel
>>42460069you have a woke body
I like when guys hit on me because it boosts my ego and gives me a rush of power when i turn then down why am i like this...
>>42460008i own female clothes and only wear those but i dont like try. I wake up, throw clothes on and leave house on rare occasions
>>42460032how would you describe it? where do you usually shop?>>42460117what would you describe as female clothes? like how female? do you wear dresses and stuff
>>42460191Ive only worn dress a few times when i get forced into by gf, besides that just like jeans and fem tops with fem jackets
>>42460008idk i normally wear high waist shorts + women's tshirt and that's it
>>42460191I wear a lot of oversize clothes, multiple layers with some color (red looks good with my skin tone)amongst youngsters of my age grunge and 2000s skate aesthetics are popular again mostly thanks to us all being 20 somethings so our nostalgia is finally in the rotationI like to keep it high and wide-legged in the pants department, I wear lots of boots and spiky shoes and I generally avoid graphics on shirts unless they have an actually good design. Most of the colors I wear are dark. Studded hot-topic ass belts are so fetch rn
if we’re posting millennial coal i have sm to share https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR_fNB1I4uU
>>42460008i got no drip fr
>>42460247oh shit you sound like you have similar taste to mine. I'm really into boots, what kinds of boots do you have? I used to have a decent collection of boots that I'm now restarting but all I have is some new rocks, some of those nike tactical boots, and a few pairs of palladium boots. I'm also kinda interested in where you buy pants, I have a few pieces I really like but I'm always looking for more wide-legged / baggy-type pants. any good recommendations?
Why do mtf trannoids wear those stupid puffy Japanese construction worker pants? I went to a concert recently and saw six tranners in them and thought I was going crazy
>>42460008i haven't washed the shirt and pants i'm wearing in years and the shirt has paint stains on it from a job i lost years ago
>>42460424they look cool
>>42460052what's androgynous for you? do you have like, a "uniform" you typically go for?
>>42460437They look deeply retarded
Mein Leben ist vorbei und schrecklich, schrecklich, sehr schrecklich und schrecklich
>>42460424trannies act like they didnt have teeenage years so instead skinwalk a japanese teenager
at work doing nothing wishing i was home doing nothing
>>42460424are you not mtf or do you just get upset at other people's fashion choices? I think the pants look cool but I don't own any
>>42460431how is this possible? those clothes must smell insane, no?
HRT is magic and makes you look like a girl! Unless you’re 6’3 or you have a 20 inch bideltoid or you have a long face or you have a 33 inch under bust or you have small hips so it’s a good thing I have all of those and will never be remotely close to a woman so my options are to give myself AAP or kill myself immediately. My own friend even said that I wasn’t a twink because I was too tall for it so I apparently can’t even twinkmode to cope fuck my shitty gigahon life
>>42460465I just think it's an odd dice roll that six trannies would wear the exact same clothes
>>42460043I'm kinda curious why you don't wear makeup. just don't like it, or something else?
>>42460493we have the exact same measurements except you underbust mog me
>>42460479i think they smell normal enough
>>42460520Are you able to cope at all? Genuinely every time I think about my height and how out of place I look next to other women and even other trans girls I want to blow my brains out
>>42460547wtf are they made of that they're not rancid and foul after years of being unwashed
>>42460568cotton
>>42460519i work a relatively high intensity job from home so my usual daily routine is wake up at 800am to brush my teeth, by 830 im already in a phone calli forego self care stuff day to day so i dont feel overwhelmed by ithair routine iv got down pat now but a daily makeup i haven't invested the time to establish and it ends up feeling stressyi could prob start by setting a minimum of mascara/liner daily might be good for me i do miss it
>>42460493>my bad measurement is significantly worse than the example bad measurementcould it BE any more over?
it can always be more over
>>42460072what made you change your mind?
5’715517.532.53137.5size 8
>>42460575I like, refuse to believe the shirt doesn't stink
>>42460608Keyword here is bad measurement instead of bad measurements. I have literally every measurement that’s the “unpassable if you have this” measurement. Still fucking sucks regardless tho nona, I’m sorry
>>42460117>>42460240>mmg>women’s clotheswhat are we doing?
>>42460641damn...you're so small
i wear a mix of men's and women's clothes and basically just dress like a tomboy it's fun sometimes girls compliment me on my outfits :D
>>42460671thanks
>>42460673Mamo?
>>42460401demonia has KICKASS boots and shoes they're my go-too brand for goth and alt footwearand I just go to thrift stores or online for pants to be so real I just grab what I see that I light like
>>42460657trying to escape this hell I assume. what are YOU doing?>>42460683that image cannot be accurate
>>42460656i kinda don’t think 33 inch underbust is terrible. 32 and 34 are incredibly common and sizes for cis women, and you’re tall so that makes it even less of an issue.
>>42460553i try distract myself and avoid thinking about things or putting myself in situations where i’d be reminded. when even sitting on public transport will do that tho so it’s not really a good cope
>>42460657idk but we can kiss a bit while watching a movie >.<
I did my brows finally Ignore the agp frizz I haven't showered yet
>>42460696actually manmoding?
>>42460696you would be surprised
>>42460706ma’am moder
>>42460706you pass. why are you here?
>>42460723DONT DO IT IM GONNA HULK OUT AAAAIT IS MAAM
>>42460684:0 hello i rember u from the other thredis it tru ur a srsoid
>>42460706wao they look really good! you have to get out now though fuck off to passgen
>>42460693oh I LOVE demonia boots!! I've personally only had 2 pairs myself. I should pick some up. I also had some from dollskill that I really liked (before I knew what their deal was, cut me some slack)I don't thrift as much as I should but I shop online a LOT. what stores have you been buying from? I recently got some really good pants from devoa's online store
>>42460706That actually makes such a difference from your last pics jeez. Very pretty btw>>42460698Ok but the issue is I’m so tall, doesn’t really matter if I have a half decent underbust when everything else about my dumb moid skeleton is terrible, especially my fucking height >>42460701Yeah that was kinda my go to also, just avoid thinking about it, but idk why I literally just cannot avoid obsessing over it lately. Genuine fucking hell IWNBAW
sr soid
never accepting another fakemoder accusation when these people post in my thread
>>42460743I don't have SRS yet; I don't know where that came from lol. I'm just a bug on the wall, all things considered.
>>42460765you walk around with your boobs out nigga
>dressing like picrel is fakemoding according to some 'people' herelmao???
>>42460710yeah but the point is to stop at some point so you can live life without being distraught>>42460711have you been weight cycling? I used to have a really narrow lower body and weight cycling essentially fixed my issues
>>42460730NO THE FUCK I DONT HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN ME I'M SO CLOCKY>>42460746I need to buy some actual makeup before I even attempt to mingle with those bitches I don't stand a chance>>42460752Thanks it was actually way easier than I thought! My eyebrows don't merge with my fucking hairline anymore and it kinda owns?
>>42460768o okie just dumb rumors ignot that it would matter either way was just curious ><do u usually hang out in here or other thred
>>42460773show me a man who dresses like that
>>42460773men don't dress like this, I assume that's what they mean. you really love posting about how you only wear high waisted shorts and t-shirts, don't you
i rly need some high rise pants/shorts...i feel like high rise is never high enough on me??? whats up with that
>>42460773cute fit
>>42460791rhodesian army soldiers in 1982
girl lunch </3
none of you are manmoders btw
>>42460795you bitches keep asking>>42460791I'm not posting myself
>>42460808ZERO malefails, three.5 years
>>42460808I literally just posted my demonmoder measurements I 100% am a trvemoder
>>42460808even me?
>>42460649maybe it does maybe it doesn't. unless someone confronts me about it i'll never know
>>42460815asking what? again, (average) man doesn't dress like that. why would you be surprised if someone didn't think of that extremely girlish outfit as manly
>>42460837>asking what>>42460008
>posts women's outfit>hey why are people calling this a women's outfit?i wonder why...
>>42460807do you dip the pickles in the ketchup or do you bite the pickle and then squirt the ketchup directly into your mouth? I've seen it done both ways. perhaps you have an innovative method
>>42460751never heard of dolls kill u gotta gimme the tea on thatand I 100% bought all my pants from shitty chinese amazon storefronts so I'd be embarrassed if I reccomended that. If you have other footwear and pant brands you'd reccomend for our aesthetic I'd appreciate it cuz im such a noob
>>42460869shut up you fucking dago
>>42460773actual bait
>>42460884Bite a little bit out of the pickle flesh to create a divot then use the pickle as a spoon
>>42460887nothing worse than accusing someone of being italian, you’d better have evidence or that’s libel
>>42460887actually the funniest and least accurate slur i've ever been called, i lol'd. thank you
I hail from the iberian motherland
>>42460893she loves posting similar bait all the time. common hobby of the posters itt
>>42460771no i don’t. i wear loose, thick t-shirts with an oversized hoodie over it, and wear a sports bra under it all like half the time
>>42460916Literally who
>>42460784idk if u would need much makeup u got very lucky with ur bone structure i think
>>42460952idk my hands and feet are massive and I'm 5'10 I think im never gonna make it. I'm trying, and I wanna escape the mode, since that feels like it should be my goal but... idk
>>42460773brap
>>42460931every so often someone will ask what we wear, and usually someone will reply that she wears high waisted shorts and women’s shirts
>>42461007And people lose their minds over this?
>>42460790I move around; I like hornygen and lesgen, though. Chasergen is shit, and I don't like it, but I post there sometimes.
>>42461018lurk moar and so on
>>42461029I mean I figured the pic was sourced via common sense but sure
>>42461018because this is manmoder general and that’s clearly not manmode
oh great another trip
>>42461050It's clearly a fucking product pic off Google do you retards actually assume that anon posted a selfie
>>42461055you should do one ill mine you a nice vanity
>>42461055Just moving through, I won't cause any problems.
>>42461072kys lesgen reject
>>42461062i’m not the moron assuming her pictures are her, i’m saying women’s shirts are definitely not manmode, and pairing them with high waisted shorts makes it even less so
>>42461085That's not very nice, anon.
>>42460886dolls kill has been in and out of some controversy (racism, allegations of stolen art, etc) or another for the last like 10+ years it feels like lol. a lot of people don't trust them! take my word with a grain of salt on that though lmaoI think devoa has nice pants but I've also been buying a hell of a lot of g-star recently. their pants are so nice and high quality!! I'm kinda a noob too when it comes to shoes though lol I only have some boots and a few pairs of vans because they're comfortable. btw what kinds of accessories do you wear?>>42460895that's crazy sis more power to you
>>42461062no one is assuming it's a selfie of her, people are just saying it's obviously not a "manmode" outfit
https://youtu.be/yjC4qXiBRu4
mmg + gaygen will be the only gen in a sea of chud posts this time next year
who cares
i care :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ETw2OLdFU
>>42461127I wear a couple digital watches I like when I go outside, I'm big on old school styled transparent tech!!! I also wear belt chains sometimes, and I GOTTA get more bracelets but idk what kind I should go for. Probably something chrome.For jewelery anything jade pairs great with the red I wearCan't do hats tho my head is too big
>>42461099shh dont listen nona ily <3
>>42461201kill yourself too
>>42461143>implying chasergen won’t also persist
>>42461201i really wish you were a tripping avatarfag and not just an avatarfag
>>42461201I love you too, Mamo!
>>42461143you best start believing in chud threads anonyou're in one
>>42461127Ok what the fuck lady lmao how loaded are you?????
total tripfag death
>>42460632l*a’s actually dogshit music taste
i hate the new york times so much it's unrealinfinite liberal ultradeath ten million years of liberal hypermisery
>>42461311kill yourself get the fuck out
im a progressive because i pretend not to hate some minorities! everyone listen to me i am the moral soul of the nation!
>>42461311I agree
>>42461200I honestly want to start wearing bracelets too. I think I'm really into the chrome idea, I bought a necklace from this store called vitaly and really liked it. I wanna try getting some chrome hearts one day. an old school watch would be nice as well, I just have a shitty smartwatch I've been using for like a decade LOL. same on hats btw I just have too much hairhonestly you sound like you dress very cool. I'd be interested in chatting more if you wanted to drop your signal or discord or something lol>>42461250I'm an overpaid programmer soz
does it ever get better
>>42461311
>>42461389>anything i don't like is blogposting
>>42461388no
>>42461404nta but I don't think that applies in this case
im the ugliest
i am the smugliest
https://voca.ro/12IhNfEu5TSxu guys need more swag in ur playlists oh no nohttps://youtu.be/okLwYRFah_I>>42461377that would be epic but i don't have like, a "chan-safe" alt for that and I'm too lazy to make a new one lolAND WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN A STEMTROON IM TRAPPED AS A BROKE ASS BIH
>>42461434https://youtu.be/RQIEWBWXDeY
gosh my back is ugly and my ass looks like a diaper kek
>>42461469waow its nothing but COAL itt u ppl are hopelesssss
>>42461311based sealmoder
man moder general meetup saturday february 14 skid row 8PM
>>42461434tumblrmoder puts out nothing but gold
>>42461434this seal says ur gay>songrelwas okhave u heard of sadwristhttps://youtu.be/w8Ykdvj-LIM?si=_X2JMEjPvIgoRRAI
>>42461434woah nice singing :D lol I totally get it though yeah I wouldn't go dropping my discord either desu.my signal is aeons_torn.30 if you feel like chatting at any point. I don't have that many friends who are into fashion and like none of them have similar taste. stem is overrated fwiw but I feel you ;-;>>42461469wow this is pretty good actually
>>42461520MUAH!!!! also listen to girlschool
6'1"
>>42461518romantic valentines day evening on skid row
>>42461502what are you into anon, bit of a risk of arrogance i have a pretty broad range of tastes i can prob mix it up for youis cool if you just want to bully too tho
>>42461535hmmm i dunnoooooo this is fine but i generally prefer less harsh sounds in electronic >>42461538what the h is a signalanyways i gotta disappear for 30-40m listen to ovens babshttps://youtu.be/W7C4voSbBVI
>>42461518i’ll make the lava cakes <3
if i was a youngshit like i shouldve been i wouldnt have empathy for any of you
>>42461591why not? :(
>>42461591i dont think u have any empathy for us as it is, nona
are any of you twitter midbies? if so we got beef.
>>42461535Listen to this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgXuGzWPgOM&list=RDDgXuGzWPgOM&start_radio=1
>>42461617hey
>>42461617no, i tried to be a twitter poster for a while but never really gained followers, and now i’ve been banned for a while. i’m not even a bluesky midbie
>>42461577post some comfy rock
>>42461618p nice reminded me of thishttps://youtu.be/GUEZYza9jVo?si=K9nr0A01bAv51lcT
>>42461578>what the h is a signaloooops well my discord is "anyanana.". good luck and thanks for the recs / talk!
post bellybutton
>>42461625ur a passoid
OH also dds rox so (you) should listen to them toohttps://youtu.be/9QyfoVnULlw>>42461660the dark n evil temptation to socialize
>>42453801sickmoding
may god strike down these fakemoders
>>42461673nah
>>42461641That was good; it reminds me of a less venomous Vial. This is my favorite Vial song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvyHFbgrwlg&list=RDDgXuGzWPgOM&index=2
rip chudette bro wtf i just found out what happened :/
>>42461698all twitter highbie/midbie """manmoders""" are bdd passoids. even most lowbies are passy
>>42461679drop the discord you harlot I want to send you memes at 4am
>>42461679omg AND you like death's dynamic shroud!! willing you to give in to the temptation bc I think we have similar music and fashion taste ;-; no presh tho I'm chillin
>>42461715>>42461719im boring actually u arent missing anything
>>42461700that was cool :Dthx for sharingmost of the stuff i listen to is electronic garbo so i cant think of any more related songs to link Dxi'll just link something else i likehttps://youtu.be/y9ygGm_rwpg?si=5Zb0k5V4KPtRJUH9
you got it lilhomiehttps://youtu.be/YDrwkagX2HA
>>42461775That was pretty good, but not really my style. Here's a calmer, more lofi songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2uMRkbgQ90&list=RDY2uMRkbgQ90&start_radio=1
>>42461710??? what happened
>>42461710omfg it was so bad
>>42461604youre right but im one of you so i emotionally identify with and relate to a lot of posts
>>42460980god gives his prettiest girls the biggest brainworms
>>42461864why couldn't he have given me a vagina instead wtf god
old mmg cast was better fuck this
>>42461918who do you want to see reprised
anyone mind if i post vaguely about stuff you dont care about
Do any other modera pray to god to kill them?
>>42461713i don’t think you’re telling the truth anymore
>>42461834i enjoyed that one too v smoothi dont usually listen to stuff like that so i still cant come up with something similar buthere's a silly ancient bladee/ecco2k song i have been obsessed withhttps://youtu.be/ipMrg0edjBM?si=YDex0apEuX-hYcyF
>>42461905suffering builds character
>>42461700vial’s pretty cool, rough is probably my favorite of theirs
this modera doesn’t believe in god
https://youtu.be/GWTNGMAH500>>42461946nope
>>42461964Nice, I'll give it a listen!>>42461975I fucking love Vial; I love Riot Grrrrl in general.
>>42461949how so. ive encountered a handful of true manmoders on twt the vast majority of them are twinkhons or low esteem passoids
>>42461918we’re the same niggas
>>42461976I mean I don’t either but I just want something to end my life fuck being a demonhon>>42461965When does the suffering stop and the character begin?
>a poster voicepass>everyone starts worshiping heris it really that easy
>>42462045it's probably not that she voicepasses (a lot of people here do) it's more that she's really funny I think
>>42462064>funnyehh
>>42462045i know right it's going to my head desu i wasnt expecting everyone to like me so much
yawn
>>42462075I assumed you were talking about the modertv poster
Amazon basics tranny skirt is apparently wrong?
>>42462014hopefully some point soon
>>42462007so no different from here?
suffering builds named characters
>>42462064are there really a lot of voice passers here? most other vocaroos don’t, at least the ones i’ve heard the last few months. sealmoder is probably the next best an people hate her
>>42462117she was, the other one just needs to insert itself like that. still a horrendous take though, moderTV is the best bit this gen has had in years
>>42462155i know i dont voicepass because ive heard my voice before
>>42462155>are there really a lot of voice passers hereno that bitch is hugboxing
>>42462155don't give it a name, that's what it wants
>>42462155>probably the next bestwe take those! :D
>>42462155i voicepass
>>42462155the seal poster doesn't voicepass, I wasn't hugboxing or whatever, I was just just assuming at least SOME people here did.
>>42462162exactly
>>42462174dude stop posting no one wants you here
>>42462185it's OVER
>>42462191she knows she's being annoying, giving her interaction is what she wants. you probably can't get the nonsense to stop by posting at her but idk
>>42462155...wait, what? am i misunderstanding or are you saying imagefags voice even slightly passes? because lmao if so
>>42462191what are u talking about, the people love me
>>42462185>I was just just assuming at least SOME people here did.why?
i need to figure voice out damni want it kinda bad now
>no jellyfishmoder>no britnona>no tumblrmoderfuck my tranny life this thread blows
mmg is like a monster of the week show but instead every week it's a new annoying as shit bait poster. maybe finding religion will make me stop coming back here
something has always been wrong with me and now it is solidified in the structure of my bones and the growth of my hair and the rigidity of my penis
>>42462216britnona’s is undoubtedly worse, and the only other vocaroos i recall are also worse (someone from germany months ago, someone a few days ago i think)
>>42462226you think god can save you
>>42460808I am I'm just not around this thread much anymore because it's filled with fakemoders
91cm waist/114cm hips is surprisingly common
we need to go back to being shrewd with our (You)s. i dont care if it makes the conversation difficult to follow or look schizophrenic. we need to starve attention seekers.
>>42462240I wouldn't go that far, I think they're both equal in terms of "that is obviously not a woman speaking". the difference is britnona just sounds like a regular man and the other one is doing some gross ageplay stilted baby voice, neither pass but one is undoubtedly worse to listen to
>>42461710oh calm down your mom will be able to walk again soon enough, also you can call me daddy now
>>42462221why not? I voice train and so do a lot of people here. tumblrmoder passes really well imo. she's like, definitely not the only person who does
https://youtu.be/xO2EV-x9MOk
>>42462286>my bait workednow post ass please
>>42462259pipe down lia, your only saving grace is you can be filtered
here moders i can tell there's some bad blood between us so i'll show u something cool to clear the air between us, u gotta keep it a secret tho ok!https://youtu.be/iD9xk3SDSYc?si=qsJQeHO-VTV-l9Aj
coal
>>42462225>no britnonai’m in the thread, i just am not posting vocaroos
only fakemoders filter
>>42462312back in my day we just said cringe and left it at that
I am once again imploring you all to apologise to raisaa
>>42462295>brand newThe Rapist
>>42462318you didn’t even filter cismoid?
>>42462324every time this happens I realize that the last most annoying poster was actually not so bad. I'm terrified to see what happens next
>>42462331didnt know about that ty
>>42462381honestly, it’s most of what i know about them, besides the beef they had with taking back sunday
>>42462270fat asf wtf
kek bro getting shitted on
https://youtu.be/GiaD7WSdb4M?si=DwK60pLVb4UfVqdJwhy was this in my watch history did one of u put it there
>>42462408im not fat >_<
>>42462225Also in here, just turned off the trip and image gimmick since there’s no reason too and I don’t wanna clog up the thread with that since it is an anonymous image board after all. Does make me kinda sad I can’t post my pretty jellyfish anymore
>>42462364right? I don't know what could possibly be worse than what we have right now, but I said that with cismoid too and look what happened
>>42462433I appreciate your sparingness
i have no reason to hate sealmoder.
>>42462431nona… im very overweight for my height and my waist is only 78
>>42462433that's a sad jelly D:>>42462461sealmoder luv u nona <3
>>42462433you are so humble and considerate this is why I fw you
>bmi oh sorry I thought you were joking but I'll be blunt: I don't care
sealmoder hate has distracted from me cheating on my wife with a fat man. I welcome it tbdesu
>>42462324literally who?
i think everyone should have to post a nice image with their postimagine how awesome that would b :D
>>42462433when i was really young there were a few jellyfish infestations where i lived so i would walk down the beach and pick apart washed up jellyfish with a stick
>>42462461I don't really hate her, I just don't like that she's an asshole. but I mean plenty of people are so whatever. another avatarfag trying to get as much attention as possible, what else is new
why am I pear shaped
how far have we fallen that anyone who posts pictures with every reply gets a name
>>42462433jellyfishmoder we love you! no one wanted you to stop posting, the person who was complaining about tripfags was talking about lia, not you
raisa didnt want me to fuck dogs bitch can kick rocks
>>42462433please stop posting your shitty ass gimmick
>>42462490sealmoder does NOT approve of cheating on ur wife!! D:<
>>42462499she still doesn’t seem like an an asshole. i can see getting annoyed by her, but she’s not like, mean
>>42462507this, the named characters bit was funny until everyone had to become one
im uuuuuuuuuglyyyyyy
omg uglymoder is posting again i hate that cunt
>>42462529can't relate, people say I'm pretty
>>42462533im already named shut up
>>42462539don't rub it in our faces, prettymoder
oh my fucking GOD of course you are
>>42462553kill yourself doxxmoder
>>42462561im so sorry. SIKE SYBAU loser
https://strawpoll.com/1Mnwkl8LLn7
>>42462569you're attacking random people again
strawpollmoder
https://youtu.be/c15347v_H-U
im eatig runebergin torttu :D
lia were you around when they invented music
>>42462533we’re all ugly
>>42462591you are the most basic fucking person how are you even a tranny
>4 post ass almost immediatelythis general is full of perverts
>>42462591your new name is sloppy jane
i will defend my wife
>>42462581>my ass is fat>this is a problemdo you ever get tired of this stupid bait?
>>42462611post your ass piggy
I thought this show got canceled?https://voca.ro/1bm02lBp0wKr
>>42462611bro she's pear shaped i wanna see
>>42462607>>42462609>>42462616that whole album is actual fire
>>42462498Back when I lived more up north I would see them washed up along the beaches every once in a while. Always made me kinda sad>>42462508No I get that but still I don’t wanna force being a character when there’s no real reason too. Do wish I could post jellyfish pictures without doing that tho>>42462517I already posted a bunch in this thread without it so that’s the plan desu
???
>>42462628oink
>>42462632LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Who would win in a fightt? Jellyfish or seal?
Beermoder
who wants to fight me behind carl’s jr
>>42462632why did you switch rp to a newscast at the end?
>>42462662let's be honest, jellyfishmoder gives her end of movie rorschach treatment
I hate men
named character power scaling tierlist
>>42462632overplayed. your friends were laughing and you kept going. rule of threes prevails
>>42462675cuz we are actually canceled now
>>42462689true, destroy all men
i finished my runebergin torttu T~T
im a man
>>42462701so true lov u >3<
>>42462691it's literally so over
>230hz consistently>still sound maletestosterone is rape
me on my way to /mmg/ in the morning
>>42462705no one here is a man
>>42462632you are a shining gem of light in these brutally coal times for the thread
>>42462632>>42462734This, thank you for posting wonderful OC <3
>>42462733there's one I know of
the bit is done... im finally free......
>>42462632another absolute gem. i’m a little offended you didn’t get me to voice the british game show host though
>>42462757Britnona you have to continue moderTV
>>42462765god i guess i have to
>>42462705samemy mom even says
>>42462757SORRYYYYY I can't rlly get voicelines from ppl itt cuz it gives away the jokes
>>42462757she kinda accent mogged you I can't lie...
>>42462632:000 hay that's me!
threadhack: filter "voca.ro"
>>42462790it's not that simple, the other two vocarooposters are lovely
>>42462790https://voca.ro/18RvMCyHinxt
>>42462800parasocial chud>>42462828oh sick a post i cant see
>>42462632dude my favourite show!!!!
being pear shaped is a curse
>>42462839parasocial is when you laugh at someone's posts
im gay
>>42462857give it up nona, you'll never be the most annoying poster in this thread
i hip thrusted 215 for a double the other day and i think i could've done 2pl8 if i'd really wanted toi'm making ALL KINDS OF ASS GAINZ
>>42462780noooooo i thought at least if i couldn’t sound like a woman, i could at least sound british :( those nonas who fell for the original bit gave me too big a head
>>42462790https://voca.ro/1bm02lBp0wKr
im a """gay""" """woman"""
>>42462867thats me :D
>116cal from 5 pringles chipsthis is rape
I laugh so hard every time I see "I'm pear shaped"
>>42462786thx for providing me with the audio btw lol
>>42462777well i guess we’ll just have to communicate off site
>>42462891britnona im not gonna make you expose ur discord in this absolute ghetto
i'm a gay manno quotations that's just what i am
>>42462876not that yours is bad! it's still pretty convincing, I think I'd buy it if I didn't already know otherwise
>>42462887ur welcome ^_^
post your pear shapes>>42462875gj anon thats good work
being intentionally and knowingly aggravating to people should be punishable
>>42462885i know I'm laughable
>>42462913>ban trolling/baiting>on 4channigga be so for real right now
>>42462905that’s the rub isn’t it? i don’t want to force you to do it either :/
>>42462876im sorry britnona i dont speak to any british people outside where i live so im not good at telling when british accents are fake if theyre convincing enough :(
>>42462913ikr so many bullies in this thread!
>>42462920isn't "trolling outside of /b/" literally one of the options when reporting a post though...
>>42462920it is reportable if you wanna try though
>>42462918I'm not laughing AT you or mocking you. the phrase "I'm pear shaped" with no context just amuses me
fp applications are now openrequirements: tolerates me (I'm extremely needy and clingy), likes gybe and similars, likes to talk about obscure movies
avatarfaggotry is also ban worthy but god knows the /lgbt/ jannies dropped dead years ago
>>42462957i havent spoken to my fp in five years and i still feel like we’re best friends
>>42462933i like to highlight the posts of poster that i like, i wish you used a trip or a name so i could highlight you yellow or green or something O.O
>>42462957do you fw Querelle (1982)?
>>42462957are you at least hot or rich or something?
>>42462969wow im honored! maybe some day :D
drat
>>42462900no pls do can i see
desu what counts as rich here
>>42462961let’s start the #bantrainmoder movement then
>>42462970>gay moid movieyuck, next>>42462972my last fp used to call me stunning but I think im hedious
genuinely just yanked my doodle
>>42462999being upper-middle to upper class in a high income state, I suppose. why would it be different specifically for mmg, are people disproportionately poor here?
its a big discord and you aint in it
>>42462996I cantttt ToT it would make me so sad if you got harassed by anons
>>42463004trainmoder literally posts 2 train pictures a week and like 200 posts with no image, that is not the same thing as avatarfagging
eating a dry, days old popeyes biscuit, because i’m a tough as nails trvemoder
>>42463006hmm... sorry I can't commit like that unless I know for a fact you're hot, but I do like your rejection of moid cinema
i dun like discord
>>42463014t4 trends early to mid 20s and trannies are discriminated against so it can be tough to make moneyhigh neet %
>>42463027that's awesome doxxmoder
>>42463041what do you make? you have a pretty schnasty job right?
>>42463021yeah but she’s annoying and i hate her, so use the loophole that her gimmick includes images and get rid of her
>>42463047i sell mashed potatoes on the roadside anonbout tree fiddy
>>42463041that's fair I forget how many people mention being neets here. mmgville is third world as FUCK
>>42463036nobody wants your fucking discord anyways bitch we want the actual good mmg character's discords
>>42463046do you like, think you hate doxxmoder but actually hate me? you confuse us so consistently that it feels like it has to be intentional
>her
tumblrmoder whats your disc tho
>>42463048hating trainmoder is odd to me, she's far from my favorite poster but her bit seems very inoffensive. what makes you hate her, nona?
>>42463069which moder are you trying to misgender. trainmoder?
>>42463048how the fuck could seeing ~5 pictures of a stupid train every month possibly be more annoying than some fucking bitch with a 4chan pass spamming asinine pictures of seals? do you have the same issue with jellyfishmoder? how does this work?
>>42463082hatemoder hates everybody
>>42463091myself
>>42463057I'm not condoning lia being here but sometimes her posts are a little funny...
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARxlpRyV
>>42463103of course, our favorite crazy character
this is fucking gay i'm going back to black tar heroin
>>42463131i’ve kissed but i’m not sure if i’m a good kisser. i only kissed my boyfriend in high school, so we were both inexperienced, and my fwb, who i don’t remember really commenting one way or the other
>>42463076if you really want it that bad ill need to make an alt disc
>>42462999I was called rich when I talked about my 75k salary lol but I guess my city isn't extremely expensive and I can spend a bit frivolously on dumb shit
tumblrmoder what's your disc and by disc I mean address and also where does your boyfriend work haha just curious
punchy punchy ouppy
I want a 5'8 tall black girlfriend (preferably trans) at my table by 7 tomorrow. get to it chop chop
trainmoder begets doxxmoder who begets neetadopter who begets princess who begets ouppy who begets trainmoder but british who begets tumblrmoder who begets the most annoying cunt evermethy, im glad you died. you shouldnt have to see this
>>42463170don’t punch ouppy :(
i want jobbe Dxlook at all this crap i had to study for college just to be told>we thank you for taking the time to apply unfortunately we have decided to move forward with other candidates whose backgrounds were a better fit for the role
>>42463170she didn't even post this thread, you're so mean
that's it, i'm deploying The Weapon.
>>42463151oh im not britnona i just think you are cool
>>42463172absolutely stunning to me that all this happened within about two months
>>42463172i don’t hate any of these posters
>>42463198go go gadget bpd
>>42463190maybe aim lower, you are getting rejected for a reason. Or maybe your field is saturated? My company has a year long hiring freeze on software devs because of dumb AI shit and Donald trumps Indian h1b program they are implementing
should I split on her im feeling extremely self hating rn
>>42463198t.AZ, thousands of years ago
putting a fat shard on methy's grave while the tears stream down my face
should I spit on her im feeling extremely degrading rn
doxxmoder be truthful with me, how many sour patch kids have you shoved into your putrid man body this week?
you should spit on me >w<
>>42463228ive just been applying to any entry level software jobs i can findeven qa/testing roles which i figured i would be a bit overqualified for, but they don't want me either! nobody wants me!!!i must have sent out hundreds upon hundreds of applications in the past year and with the exception of this 6 month fixed contract job i had developing a data processing tool for a small cybersecurity company in town, i haven't even been offered a technical interviewi hate AI so much it's unrealstupid manager ppl all sipping the koolaid telling themselves just 6 more months and then AI will be good enough just 6 more months
>>42463270Only punchy
what the fuck is it with you troons and software?
>>42463280ez + pays
>>42463280pays good and they expect autists
>>42463273what experience makes you overqualified for qa?
bump
too dumb to code :/
i thought the cucked americans thing was a meme but are they really doing peaceful protests against people being randomly executed in the streets by masked police?
>>42463308have you seen the Heated Rivalry inspired anti ICE protest signs lmao
>>42463308lmaooo
>>42463210god it really has been that little time. the doxxmoder/trainmoder crossover concert was november 30th
>>42463307the average coder is unironically a caveman
>>42463202Ughhhhhhhhbbb>real1riggydon't be weird pls i WILL delete this ho
>>42463295well i dont have much work experience (besides 6 months of full stack stuff at my last job) but neither does any early career software person, and most of them don't have to start out as qa engineersi'm a decent programmer and qa is light on programming so i just think it would be a waste of my skillsbut i would do it if i was offered it, but even those roles have just been turning me down
>>42463325time moves different in mmg
also I take forever to answer messages just be warned
>>42463307honestly. too neurotypical to be into code but not neurotypical enough to be cis, I should rope
>>42463325I'm convinced that trainmoder did see doxxmoder and found him revolting, that's why they never met up afterwards
i dont want to be cis desu I just want to look like a woman and have a pussy
>>42463325it feels so much longer but maybe that's just because we don't have much else going on lol. neetadopter especially seems omnipresent for someone who's been recognised for the last month at most
let's do big dog and small dog together
>>42463356you should die
>>42463318i also thought that wasn't real..
tripping is fembrained
>>42463356this would actually be a pretty funny post if it wasn't your same shtick for the 50th post in a row
>>42463393I've seen so many at this point that I think at least one has to be from a real protest tbdesu
tripping over my own dick
>>42463400this is my first post ever mentioning either of them by name
8 hundo before next bread?
clumsymoder, she's always tripping
>>42463337You're gonna get some dicks in your dms tumblrina
the claws
>>42463419you're the only one who misgenders doxxmoder be so for real
>>42463419>>42463432you gotta wait like 20 seconds after the cooldown so it can maybe be confused
no one ever asked for my discord
>>42463371I just sit here in front of my computer and post in the thread about random bullshit from time to time while I work at my stupid job
>>42463447what's ur discord :D
>>42463455yuck not you
>>42463337>We’re posting discords nowMight as well just make the /mmg/cord at this point
mfw
>>42463437you're literally the person who makes fun of the 1 nona that accuses people of being doxxmoder, everyone sick of all the fucking doxxmoder posting is not the same person you retard
>>42463462already exists
>>42463371>the last month at mostprobably closer to 2, i started talking to her on discord at the beginning of december, and i think she was pretty established by then
>>42463462i will never post in an mmg cord
>>42463450I don't check these threads quite that frequently but definitely more often than I should. enough to know about all these characters and how long they've been around, at least
>>42463466you're not even right about who that person is lol
i hate patients
EVERYTHING IS FAKE AND GAYI AM THE MOST UNEMPLOYED MODER ALIVE
>>42463482oh sorry, I just meant that was the reason for my omnipresence.
>>42463477that might be closer, yeah. I think she was sorta getting noticed around the trainmoder concert posts, which was exactly 2 months ago in a few days time. still, not a long amount of time at all in the grand scheme of mmg
>>42463371daily reminder that neetadopter loves cheating and her wife hates doxxmoder. coincidence?
>>42463500stolen valor when i’m right here
>>42463431pfff im way too sexually intimidating for that virgins shiver in my presence>>42463462my ass is NOT gonna be a part of that lol
>>42463513you should really trip at this point, I keep mistaking you for whatever poster I happen to be talking to about you...
>cowbot
>>42463356if you’re actually a different person (doubt) i’ll answer sincerelyi did not see her. i genuinely looked around the venue between the bands trying to find someone who looked like a moder (didn’t move because i was at the barricade and didn’t want to lose my spot lol) and thought i had a few candidates but when she posted her unsee that night or whatever, i realized i hadn’t seen hershe’s not revolting, she looked nice from what i could see. i even added her on discord, though i’m too asocial to talk to her much. i asked her if she was gonna be at the last concert i went to there, because it’d be fun to see her and i didn’t want to do it here and invite the annoying people to keep their bit going
>>42463533gomenasai
>>42463536ah, apologies. I didn't mean to butt in. I should have been more clear about what I was saying
its best to stay in thred where you can cuss ppl out
>>42463131>1 never kissedexplain yourself
truth nuke is neetadopter will never ever trip because she's actually the threads biggest attention whore and then people could ignore her
>>42463575shes nice :)
>>42463575>she's actually the threads biggest attention whore and then people could ignore herstolen valor when i’m literally right here
>>42463572I am a disgusting freak why would someone kiss me? I was in a relationship with a Bipolar femrepper for some time but that was an absolute mess so the most we did was hold hands
>>42463581yes doxxmoder we get it she's buying your nudes stfu
>>42463572foreveralone.jpg
>>42463545sup fool>>42463575I'm doing it right now, woah! I don't even attentionwhore, I've been posting totally normal posts all day. you didn't even notice I was there because I was just trying to have genuine discussion. there's a much more obvious candidate for biggest attentionwhore though...
>>42463602I don't buy her nudes lol relax
>>42463602i also think neetadopter is nice but the only money i’ve ever gotten from her was from winning a bet
>>42463601wya I need to take your v card
anons a bigger attention whore than anyone else
>>42463631>>42463614>immediately takes the trip offthe people will not be happy
ok fuck it i want to know, neetadopter why does your wife not like her?
ougghhhh
>>42463645L.A. but I’m into men srry also I am abysmally self-conscious of my disgusting moid body to the point that even e-flirting makes me have a dysphoric spiral
take a fucking guess. she won't answer you, she never does
>>42463647anonymous must have 4chan pass to be able to constantly bypass the cooldown
>>42463653what the fuck is the point of tripping though if people don't notice my behavior and become aggravated by it? I posted like 50 posts today and no one gave a fuck because I don't have some bullshit gimmick or whatever, I'm just here talking to people as myself. the whole name thing is dumb.>>42463664I don't answer because the answer reveals personal information about other people which I don't feel at liberty to share
>>42463659good post
>>42463663i used to live in la until a year ago :D
trainmoder is bakinghon is coalposter is fakebritnona
>>42463658does she actually? i think the only “evidence” was that in cowbot’s character tier list, she had doxxmoder at the top, and her wife only said trainmoder was her favorite and didn’t rank anyone else
800 HERE WE COME
>>42463682:D
NIGGER
>>42463685are we still doing the “trainmoder and britnona were outside the same day” thing?
>>42463679a crumb of explanation
>>42463668In starting to hate this “anonymous” guy
>>42463679>not at liberty to sharewhat??? who is? can your wife answer?
>>42463713britnona posted a vocaroo that sounded like she was in public at the same time trainmoder was going to a concert YOU CANNOT SILENCE ME
>>42463714>>42463720nta but why do you care
bitches love shopping, drama, and shopping for drama
i'm not a moder i'm a selectah
>>42463748because i have no life and i sit in mmg all day so i'm invested
post disc i want to harass someone
>>42463770Go harass tumblrmoder then
>>424637452 manmoders were outside on the same day. this cannot be. they must be 1
>>42463770
im done voice training it's been two weeks and I still sound like a man. my vocal cords were raped by testosterone beyond saving
>>42463779so we're on the same page
>>42463763you and me both, nona
>>42463745ngl i believe it but you were brave enough to post it first. not that i think there is anything wrong with that. britmoder/trainanon/bakinghon can do no wrong in my mind
>>42463798>two weeks
>omg you have to get le diagnosed! then you can talk about how autistic you are with all your autistic friends! you could even get some foid mental health workers to condescend to you again, except this time they'd have a proper excuse to treat you like a retard! and then everything will be solved! you won't be miserable anymore, because you'd know that your brain was broken from birth! :))why are normies like this. i shouldn't even mention my suspicions. it's like they orgasm the moment i say it. i blame women farming autistic children for pulitzers. i'm probably just mentally ill anyway.
>>42463778i don’t think so
blobby won
>>42463812Agree desu, she could tell me she started the black plague and I’d be like “That’s ok britnona ur just precious :)”
>>42463832BROS SCARED OF THE HOES
i wish i was puter
>>42463838glepcoded
>>42463829i know it isn't much but still frustrating because I can rise my larynx until like 500hz and still not a single hint of progress
hey give anonymous a chance ok
>>42463863resonance > pitch
>>42463865yeah i think anonymous is perfectly cromulent
>>42463867ok
who up botting they cow
>>42463689damn you actually said cowbot
>>42463872pompous
>>42463926she doesn’t want her identity tied to the neetadoption stuff, someone else told her to use that trip and she did, why not?
>>42463959nah i actually kinda like cowbot desu
honestly I think neetadopter apparently hating named characters in general is the funniest revelation about her
should I try resonance now... the tutorial I'm following says to build up muscle memory first
i'm getting 30+ cm of snow, will anyone play in the snow with me...
>>42464006you sound like a faggot but I guess I could
>>42464006yeah! i tried sledding with my friends yesterday, but it was too deep & powdery so we just sank lol
I'm built like uzi, thus I need to have violent t4t sex with her
>>42464006૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა ouppy will ouppy will ouppy will
>>42463991only some of them, apparently
>>42464008you're on the faggot board btw
vibe checkhttps://youtu.be/rgY_LJK_w5s
https://voca.ro/1c5qL5qs0xDy
so quick to delete :(
>>42464006can we
>>42464006I'll play in the snow with you! I haven't made a snowman in so long...
WHY DONT I PASS WHY AM I A GENUINE TRUEHON MANHON BIG BACK MALE
>>42464063that girl in the foreground with the harnesses or whatever u call that is a homie
>>42464039that's true but maybe she doesn't consider the ones she talks to off board as character posters
>>42464097i made a tiny one a week or two ago when we had a smaller snow storm. my neighbor made one next to her driveway so i made one too
everybody's a critic T~T
>>42464129I've only ever made tiny snowmen because I live in the south and I've only had the chance to play in snow a few times in my life. it would be awesome to roll up bigass snowballs and make a real snowman. or sled. or try snowshoes or something!
i'm so happy everyone wants to play in the snow...
>>42464181
>>42464181it's snowtime!!
>>42464188i don't want to play in the snow with YOU
>>42464181imagine seeing snow
>>42464201cook that leaderboard, code monkey
>>42464198D:
menis at 900 again?
>>42464217bake and ill post it in new
https://voca.ro/1me11DbsGCP4
>>42464225is menis the penis of me (meaning you in this case)? me penis?
>>42464232what if i liveblog making cookie dough? i’m making some for my sister-in-law’s birthday tomorrow because i’m the world’s worst gift giver
>>42464233can you stop
>>42464234ARRR matey unhand me penis
I'm scared to click on the vocaroos now...
>>42464234man penis you fucking newfag
next: >>42464259
>>42464247I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
>>42464234penis of a manmoder. same idea as words like gock and bussy
>>42464246you are literally goob
>>42464271>>42464261ok yeah but consider this: I wanted to say me penisARRR MATEY>>42464250yeah you get it
>>42464286>nice bindergoob manmoder headcanon
manmoder peanits better be flat on top
i miss when the fakemoders at least pretended to be men. i miss when they pretended to have a sense of shame.
>>42464349manmoders pretend to be men all the time irl. why pretend to be a man in the tranny thread?
