prev: >>42495756qott: do you argue easily, or do you avoid conflict?
*flops his massive cock on the table*how's that for conflict? *smirks suddenly*oh, you want to see more?*penis immediately becomes even bigger so big it fills up the room and touches your nose*
how much pio should i buy and how long/often do i take it, it's so expensive.
can I ask mmg a question about the behavior of a manmoder I've met
what are we the question police? who gives a fuck
I'll try again in the morning when the fembrained manmoders are awake my bad chief>>42501218
>>42501192i put on my robe and my wizard hat
>>42501209you’ve met manmoders irl? but just ask. either we’ll answer or we won’t, but either way it sounds more on topic than your average reply
>>42501222I'm pretty sure she meant you don't need permission to ask questions
raping me
>>42501209you can ask me anything baby girl, you know that. now come here and lay on my chest, a man's chest yess that's right you're doing so well!
i could pass right now if i tried. but im too lazy. i have your dream in my grasp, and i dont even want it
assuming you look like a giga hon but i'm happy if you're happy
>>42501273me if i could pass (i cant)
how do you stop manmoding? i started hrt at 14 and im 19 now. i feel completely stuck, i assume it's just going to be like this forever? my bf doesn't even pretend to understand
go take a creative writing class, please...
how do you stop manmoding? i started hrt at 4 and im 19 now. i feel completely stuck, i assume it's just going to be like this forever? my super straight bf doesn't even pretend to understand
sorry if you don't get ffs at 7 you're ngmi
if u dont get on hrt in the womb ur ngmi
>>42498053 well if u didnt wrote this >>42401177 then dont bother.
>>42501315who are you and wtf is your issue
i love filtering
>>42501315>bc1qpdc27v9q3vr2djmca56yxc4p7yzzpfm6px282lwhat does bc1qpdc27v9q3vr2djmca56yxc4p7yzzpfm6px282l mean? what's a bitcoin wallet
>>42501301i also do this because it’s too hard to fake scroll on the phone after a while
>>42501315why the fuck do you keep going back to find my old posts and then posting replies to them? those are both me. what the fuck is up?
>>42501322i need to inspect it
>>42501319>who are youself-hating agp>wtf is your issuemy sphincter cant relax and a pointless mesh surgery to "fix" a prolapse which has just made the pain worse, so like i struggle to DIY.>>42501330saw sum posts like these ones >>42102167>>42425920 and i thought it would be worth trying.
>>42501347are you just searching "crypto" in the archive and begging people for money???
>>42501347so are you asking me for money or what? how much btc do you need?
have you not seen her last 5 posts? she needs sum money
>>42501347>my sphincter cant relaxdamn.. so you're like, really tight then? how tight? like from a medical standpoint? does it grip? do you shave?
>>42501372yes, because im a loser. (now with a ugly scar)>>42501392well, only if u feel comfortable with that, and idk, anything.pinafag on discord if u wanna talk with me more cuz i really hate this captcha.
>medically speaking, how tight are you?
>>42501392about tree fiddy
>>42501408anismus, its horrible, at least before the rectopexy i was able eventually to evacuate (goatse moment), now with this i need to torture back there more, rn i barely eat and sleep ever since.
>>42501174i avoid everyone all the time
>>42501423I spent a few minutes on the archive looking up your posts, is there a reason you're claiming to live in Mexico and Kazakhstan in different posts?
>>42501436me too bocchi, me too
>>42501408>do you shave?yeah, sometimes helps me to relax and like it helps, barely but does.
>>42501448the kazakhstan one i didn't made it, just copied the text from that one cuz i thought the ones i wrote myself were pretty poor made.
>>42501459........what? what parts of your post are true then?
>>42501411anything? you just need an arbitrary amount of bitcoin? what are you trying to afford? your posts are very suspicious. especially the conflicting information.
>>42501467the surgery, diy and how i cant work because of this issue.
>>42501477well, at first it was only DIY, now cuz of the surgery i need a study that its like 600 to see if the mesh is fucking me up or its sum else, like the sphincter thus its anismus. and if u have discord would be nice cuz like i struggle to post here cuz again captcha.
mmg once again takes poop posting to new heights
thanks for reminding to have that leftover poop in the fridge
oh hell yeah I have a poop muffin I picked up from the bakery earlier sitting on the counter! I forgot about that!
i am an animal who can only think about food and shelter,
thinking about the fact that any skill needs practice…what skills have i practiced in the past several years?
jackingoff?
when's the last time you practiced admiring japanese women?
probably the last time i practiced jackingoff
admire this https://www.instagram.com/p/DUDWPcAErUE/
and then, admire this: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPVzk8AEkfV/
>>42501490>i asked too much>scared them awaythat's what i get for being honest.
>>42501603dunno if that's what happened, champ
>>42501610well, if u have discord i can show u im not lying.
>>42501616are you going to show her your asshole
or just send 300 or less, anything helps>>42501622i can whore myself out, if i had never got the anismus issue i would be doing sex work to afford to DIY.
>>42501636idk maybe try asking for money just for the diy and not a medical procedure
>>42501643yeah that helps too, just for the meds, i miss when i had tits.
huh? where did they go
where'd who go?
her tits? they don't disappear off hrt
oh wait good question
had a dream I was dating someone I don't like irl ;-;
>scammed by a mexican that doesn't know english or what hrt does
lol I hope no one fell for that
i'm a homosexual
old man was frowning at me so i said "good morningggg!" to him and it came out in the girlvoicehe smiled and said "ah... good morning miss :)"do i kms
what an ally
>>42501867>do i kmsbecause...you malefailed? I'm struggling to see the issue
>>42501899did they disappear, or did you lose weight?...or were they never very big to begin with?
i'm being initiated into the sacred mysteries, you guys want anything?
>>42501890i feel like a tranny freak. what if he was just being nice
>>42501899i hate to say it butwould
>>42501926what if he wasn’t pitying you and just saw you as a woman?
my boobs are like this
i don't feel empathy
psychopathmoder
6 am and i haven’t slept award
>>42502043oh hey same ;-;
>>42480000still want this?
>>42502045what’s up nona?
>>42502047of course
>>42502061watchin some youtube, scrollin on my phone. tgif though, work day won't be too unbearable. you?
>>42501899shave ur cones nona
>>42502001bananamoder
>>42502095i should kill you
nona's, your cones won't grow big and round if you don't get enough sleep
>>42502125is this real?
>>42502109god yes please
I miss cutting
i had so many dreams last night and in one of them i was a cis man and it was soo fucking lit
today i will
i am begging you to get a quarter pounder like an adult
might touch my peabits a bit after work today
>>42502615i had a dream i was a woman the other night it was ok
genuinely gonna die in the next 48 hours from medical negligence and police brutality sorry i had to find out this way
>>42502791thats gross and feels sexual desu
i was a guy in my dream and i kept being pushed into strange situations but instead of dealing with them i would start crying about my back and my hands and being a moid
>>42502806what
https://youtu.be/es9-P1SOeHU?si=soSo5JhWkuTonxhgFFS or Mastectomy
>>42502850coal, song was so bad she freaking died
>>42502838in 48 hours you'll be alive and i won't hardly seems right
>>42502861the somg is great, everything else she did was mid though
>>42502816i was just walking around in it nona dont worry im not agp :)
>>42502806Whats wrong?
henlo hi hi hello :Di did my injection :DDD
>>42502977wren's wrenis
oops forgot my name soz filter kun
wait i guess that should be filter chan right idk the moonrunes
>>42502986ミソサザイのペニス
>>42503011だが男だ
pill me on fatmaxxing
>>42503176it didnt work for me because my pelvis is so small eventually the fat ran out of places to sit and went to my back and midsection
>>42502125i had been trying to sleep since like 1 :(
gm mmg
I will have to occupy the social role of an effeminate-appearing male for the rest of my life. Do I get ffs or a mastectomy?
https://youtu.be/ZhrUluq2URU>>42503342cud?
>>42503345Cud?
>>42503342today feels like an ffs day
>>42503353>>42503345cud like the stuff a cow chews on?
>>42503353>>42503418cud like the noise laf makes when she's having an ocd spiral just like mastectomy
and i’m supposed to know who this “laf” person is?
take well the lesson
beware those who plap traps
i took perverse pleasure in the inherent bondage and submission of repressing
can we go back to no names and no (You)s i think it made the gen better.
my cock so big bro
i post coal my niggahttps://youtu.be/WZWdGrfEY_M?si=6oJQVvgP5tzAlRt9
>>42503620my cock so atrophied bro
my cock leaks mucus and blood if i cough too hard. essentially filled my panties with ketchup and the tip stung for a day
>>42503585what’s wrong with (you)s? i like avoiding them when i can, but sometimes you need to specify who you’re replying to, an doing that in just words is clunky
i'm insane and God hates me and i'm trying what i can but it's so hardhttps://youtu.be/1q4WTyAlIj4?si=0Kq8eKoJL3Urmgjjthe pain is unreal
>what’s wrong with (you)s?while im not advocating a blanket ban on (You)ing i think that using (You)s freely attracts people posting for attention. but maybe im wrong im also a mentally ill petty bitch.
the ever valuable (you) must be kept rare
the only moders who dislike yous is those who dont get any
again i dont dislike them i think they attract the wrong crowd but perhaps you are correct and its just sour grapes at the end of the day. i also like how it looks without the reply links.
this is a free market economy and the mmg government will protect the rights of the cons(you)mer you have been warned
it makes the thread less approachable for youngshits with puberty blocker brain damage
>free market>government protection
no ethical (you) farming under crony capitalism
IM SO GAYY and ugly..
>>42503902unprotected speech detected agents have been directed to your location with authorization to use force
only give someone a you if you're calling them a retard or providing some kind of answer about man topics, like tools, or Tool songs. no more conversations! no more parasociality! i am raisa, hear me squeak
>>42503928filter out all (you) posts
its honestly not that hard to follow convos without yous idk what the problem is
>>42503928that’s a very good rule for using (you)s. i think i’ll use it starting with this reply
at least i can say iti mean it doesn't come easy to me but when the chips are down i SAY IT.
im gya
what are my fellow foids doing
>>42503995THAT'S IT
im yag
im yiik
>>42504004I’m not a foid I am a man
die, doxxmoder, die
drinking vodka at work award
the doxxmoder the?
live doxxmoder, live!
drinking doxxmoder at work
who doxxes the doxxmoder
no one who speaks german could be an evil manmoder
i’ve come here to make an announcement, doxxmoder is a bitch ass motherfucker!!! she pissed on my fucking wife!!
we finally get the concrete allegations
is neetadopters wife trans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GggjoF4lYKU
coal, but I still want you <^3
what are ur least woke opinions personally i think southern n eastern europeans aren’t white nothing wrong with that theyre just not white theyre something else
i don’t believe you
>>42501174FUCK you
>what are ur least woke opinionsapply "whiteness" as a concept outside of america is a largely useless endeavor
why do you hate me so? :(
doxxmoder never doxxed anybodybritnona isn't britishtumblrmoder denies ever using tumblrneetadopter has never adopted anyone, neet or otherwiseI fucking hate this deceitful piece of shit general
at least ouppy is an actual ouppy
at least cismoid was cis and a moid
trainmoder rides the train!
>>42504215bnwo
if cis moid was neither of those things I would have hated him a little bit less
don’t be giving out (you)s so freely, bnwo-chan
I think this no (you)s bit is stupid but I'm a helpless follower who can't go against the established rules
my other unwoke opinion is that bnwo is a creepy pathetic fetish to have
that's a woke opinion thoughbeit
i think it’s a stupid but but i love stupid bits
what if i dont like it because im racist this is just hypothetical though im not racist then would it be unwoke
this has been stupidbitgen for the past month so I condone it honestly
what do you girlies thimnk about labubus
I think they're pretty ugly, I don't see the appeal compared to something like sanrio
i dont think about laubaus and neither should you its a dead meme
arent they just expensive zoomer cabbage patch kids
agreed, i barely thought about them at their height and think about them even less now. they seem fun enough that i don’t hate them, i just don't really care
all those fucking blind box toys are stupid and ugly as fuck and you cant even cuddle with them like plushes
I think cabbage patch kids are maybe 15% uglier but still assert that labubus are not appealing to look at
consumerism is gay
>>42504004don't call them foids bro
YOU'RE gay, leave consumerism out of it
got in another argument w mom about 9/11 cause she was NSA during the war on terror
anyways tgif amirite anon
imagine your mom bringing up what kind of porn you look at and you cant even do anything to hide it because she's literally a glowie
who do u think did 9/11 nona
I wish my mom was a glowie instead of a welfare parasite, fuck you mom
i think 9/11 was just al qaeda, i just also think it was america’s fault
>>42504428her clearance wasn't THAT HIGH thankfully since i would need to kill myself from shame if it was like that
i think this also america lowkey got what it deserved
I do not care for sand people, really
- obi wan kenobi
repping is for cowards
wtf is going on in here
what other conspiracy theories do u believe in nonas i think the cia did cover up the jfk assassination not because they did it but because they botched the investigation n let oswald get that close with a gun
who ready for full frontal friday?
bait aside it was the saudis with coordination from mossad and the trilateral commission
our new gimmick for this thread, tomorrow we'll pick a new one
normal things are occurring nona just an average day in mmg
>>42504497passive protest of acc(you)mulation
is the gimmick the lack of (you)s or the conspiracy stuff?
i want femboys to die
the lack of (you)s, we can do conspiracygen for the next gimmick
even if they wear cow bikinis?
nope, no more trips
>>42504500lyndon johnson and HW did it to confirm theur pact with the prince of this world
I just don't think the triptards should be involved in an anti (you) movement
>>42504527test this by posting your cowkini
im feeling very visibly trans today and i saw a boymoder with really huge long agp curls so i decided to go back inside and not look at anybody. i need ffs and to be thin so it’s not embarrassing to be clocked as a dude on estrogen
no cowkini today. it’s full frontal friday
>no more trips>no more names>no more (You)sthis is the golden path that will bring mmg into the glorious future and usher in a 1000 year reign
i hope people think im just a guy into metal or something instead of a manmoder when they see my long agp curls n big hoodie
raisaa wills it!
damn im pawged up and beautiful today, but im sorry that happened
no one knows what a fucking manmoder is
how are AGP curls real like do flat irons just not exist in truemoderville
I'm getting seriously cute this could be a problem for my mode
i think my short hair adds a lot of plausible deniability but i do NOT ever want to be clocked as an UGLY troon, clocky is fine, mannish is fine, moder is fine, whatever, but a fat troon with dry skin and bad fashion and presenting as a male? Not a good look /b/ros i can tell you that
i also look like a metalhead instead of a woman. which sucks because metal isn’t even my preferred rock subgenre!
the agp curls meme is thinly veiled antisemitism which is based being that i am a racist
>>42504573gotta get that airwrap
I don't think it's antisemitic to say jewish people are ugly. being ugly doesn't make you a lesser race, it's purely aesthetic
>>42504601jews can be really hot youre literally antisemitic
>>42504558literally who?
a (you) and it's for jew tears? yiiikes, kinda cringe...
i have agp curls and afaik 0 jewish ancestry. just italian, irish, and english. and i keep them because i’m utterly terrified of heat damage
is it antisemitic to say i like their big noses
"jews can be really hot" - Ishmael Shmeckellheimmer
nona doesnt know about khazar milkers
i’m a goy so i really can’t say. i can say that i also like big noses. my ex was really insecure about having a big nose but i thought it was the cutest
what jewish male actors should troon out
gonna get high as fuck and watch wicked later
big noses are god’s gift to man and it sucks so bad that so many schnoz troons dont realize that the nose is all cartilage and will become FEMININE with hrt no matter what so it should never be touched ever. i really am firmly of the belief that rhinoplasty is a satanic ritual
that’s awesome
im too malebrained to ever watch wicked without dying from embarrassment. chat am i cooked?
my issue with my nose isnt the cartilage its the giant bumpy chunk of bone the cartilage is attached to
100% cooked though they fucked up defying gravity by interrupting it with constant bullshit
its literally a popular movie just be a faggot and watch
yeah a little
have you girls seen the devil wears prada its like american psycho but for women
I like my big nose I just wish I was hotter in general
the fact that my boyfriend's dick is bigger than mine fills me with a weird primal frustration that makes the sex better
i feel like i’m pretty malebrained with the shit i watch but i watched wicked 4, which doesn’t bode well for you
NOT going to say it. but rest assured...... i am thinking it :)
just saying it ain't all that bad tbdesu I just find it really odd that Ariana Grande gets to be transracial and nobody bats an eye that bitch was NOT white last I checked
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01660679.pdf
i wish my gf had a dick and it was bigger than mine
gocking you
what are you thinking and not saying, crypticnona?
Also someone take the ozempic away from that woman she's gonna get blown away by the wind
ariana grande is a different race every time i see her
gock this gock that why do we never talk about gussy?
>>42504731lol
>>42504747GIRLPUSSY?!?!?!
>>42504753egg_irl type shi
>>42504753tumblrmoder please
>>42504753cringe
gussy (guy pussy)gock (guy cock)
mock (man cock)
(You)
i successfully overcame the (you) ban by being cringe. nice
You gotta me mocking me
you gotta me mocking be
docking me
Clocking me?
you gotta be gocking me
schlocking you
reblogging you
you gotta be wok-ing me (i am frying rice)
flogging you~
okay seriously are you mocking me right now though? Or is it a meme now
just finished a big plate of poop and washed it down with a tall glass of poop
memeing me
its a meme atp. i hold no ill will towards you nona. get the ffs tho
nobody knows or cares who you are you paranoid schizo freak
manmoders
i mean, we know it’s mastectomy-moder, and if you’re particularly jobless about it, you may know some more lore that she’s shared
she's not a fucking freak DON'T SAY THAT TO HER
i know what an asshole
dan and phil are not trans, they’re just gay
>>(you)I don’t know who that nona is but I do care about them actually
All youtubers are gay pedophiles
i care about all (You) moders <3
i care about all moders <3 except the ones i dont like (u know who u are)
wait a minute, lia still hasn’t posted her leaderboard for last thread!
literally who
I know you like me though
she uses a trip. this isn’t even a stupid character you need to know some lore for to know her name. literally read replies and you’ll find her
youre right i do like u nona :)
>>42504885who?
>yous stop>lia sparsely postingmoderbros....
selective moder liker surely hates me
same
who don't you like and why? and if you don't answer we all know who you mean
>got a (you) from someone ignoring the thread wide stupid bit to do her own, independent stupid bit
is it me?
touching (you) inappropriately
she doesn’t like me because i’m ugly and annoying
just get a new fp
im so fat though actually
try being hot and interesting
I tried that and it seems to work
who needs a new fp?
yes, we know, doxxmoder. now get on with the sui.
im pretty fat too desu
Fuck I love my boyfriend so muchhh FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFz3zWgHQOE
im so cold i cant feel my feet. what should i do about this moders
put on socks?
you could put them in my mouth, if you want..
i can't feel my soul anymore it's slipping out of my body i'm evil i'm evil
brother ewww
sometimes my wife puts her cold feet on my back
i’m not sure i ever had a soul
head of product at my company looks like a fucking gorgeous trans woman
doxxmoder hater you're so active today, friday energy?
I wish I could be a gorgeous trans woman but I’m a demonic evil moided honbeast
just admit you're going into psychosis due to the powerful friday energy
the first one told me doxxmoder stopped posting on weekdays, so maybe she’s trying to match doxxmoder’s schedule to maximize hating
I'm gorgeous but my job isn't as high paying as that :(
>>42505003>>42505006>>42505012>>42505014>>42505015>>42505019>>42505021You
I'm ugly and get paid more than I ever thought I would in my lifetime
hating doxxmoder is unensouled behavior
she needs to try to get a life
I've posted about him twice. get a fucking grip, schizos
i would be fine with myself if my back was a little smaller, or my pelvis a little larger. whichever
you'll be killed for mass replying like that
unfortch craycray
chadmoding
does anyone else think lia is kind of hot or is that just me
36 is still young r-right?
be strong men resist the urge
>>42505080yes chuddy
I’d be fine if I wasn’t 6’3 and didn’t have a long face and didn’t have broad shoulders and didn’t have a small pelvis and didn’t have male hands and didn’t have male feet and didn’t have a male back and didn’t have a male brow and didn’t have a male chin and didn’t have a male nose and didn’t have a male throat and didn’t have a male soul
36 is charizard age, im sorry :(
>>42505080no it's ancient I'm making funeral arrangements now>>42505082I'm not the only one...
mogs me so badly i want to kms
did you need an ego boost that much
>>42505085
sry i cant hear (you)uuukek
>>42504539i already did multiple times
if you’re making funeral arrangements make sure to hit me up, my family runs a funeral home
if you're making funeral arrangements hit me up, I'll come crash your funeral and fuck your widow the next day
i also think lia is hot. and passing. people got really mad when i put her pretty high on the tier list though
I'll clap, unenthusiastically, when all of you fakemoders die off
your tierlist was dogshit though, you put people that are multiple characters on different tiers
if you’d have a widow you’re kind of a fakemoder
I actually don't know why people don't like lia aside from that time she made fun of a suicide and all the ai slop and the fact that people with low self esteem are mad she mogs you and oh wait I get it now
bump
the evidence that britnona and trainmoder are the same person is literally just them going out on the same friday night
i don't think i would come to a moder funeral it would be fucked upif i died my parents would be deadnaming hehimming the whole thing i bet yours might be similarwould be tough not to say somethin>>42505136yea see hating me is deserved get right idieti haven't posted thighs yet though maybe that'll be my back pocket save
we need to condense the "characters" and stop pretending that people are multiple different people and...hey is that bumpmoder do you wanna fuck or what
page 2 bumpmoder isnt worth my seed
>>42505061*swooshes magical wand*Your feet are now smaller!
lia mogging me isn’t what pisses me off, it’s the fact that she mogs this whole gen while calling herself a manmoder
nah bro you don't get it, laugh at this dead trans woman with me, look what she did it's funny
>>42505144yeah let's ignore the fact they talk about the same things, seem to have a similar life, and are the same person
evidence trainmoder + britnona are the same person is extensive
they literally are not the same person thoughbeit
my moder funeral will be fun because even though everyone will be deadnaming and he/himing me, i will be cremated with a muppet version of me in an open casket
i heard trainmoder is the gardener
trainmoder couldn't write like that thobeit let's be so fr
id be ok with trainmoder being the gardener tbhon better than c*sm**d
i hope you mean i couldn’t because it’s out of character for me, not that i’m a bad writer
trainmoder has literally bragged in here that she's playing multiple characters
who's lia wife?
the gardener can we get another paragraph
that's true she seems rly proud of it
shes literally just bakinghon thats it
i turned myself into a lolcow morty shut-ins on doxxing boards are gangstalking me and reporting me to DHS i'm lolcow rick
heard lia is married to an elf or something
lolcow rick got me
>>42505188>>42505203am very lucky and elfi is my favorite best ever for life
she has pointy ears and nose?
i am off my ASS like genuinely ODing i'm going into respiratory arrest oh God save me i know i did wrong but it didn't cone from a place of malice
no fucking way does lia’s wife have a nose
is elf ear surgery agp?
we need a serious attentionwhore opinion on the lack of (you). cowbot, does this disturb you?
>>42505230yes and we can ask claire about it
girl we can’t help you this is an anonymous image board. call medics, or a friend who has nalaxone
orc surgery
who is claire?
cowbot pls big sis, drop the leaks, pls pls
getting orc surgery to manmode better
cowbot if you do anything to betray her trust im killing you
https://youtu.be/08ySlajtlkwvibe
what if one day cowbot went rogue and leaked all her doxxmoder and trainmoder dms? that would be pretty messed up i think
I feel completely at ease I'm in a meeting right now though
>>42505265whoa same whats your meeting
Unironically if there was a surgery to get elf ears I could move a tiny bit I would get it no hesitation they would be so cute
>>42505267new product feature demos from engineering kek
how to go from manmoder to elfmoder
>>42505271Unironically if there was a surgery to look like a woman I would get it no hesitation i would be so cute
elves are so fucking hot I want elf ears so bad but I want them to be long instead of the short little pointy ones. elf hrt when
>>42505271there literally is one and claire got it??>who's claireblonde mtfg trip>>42505280ok so you're not paying attention at allrip i'm in 1 on 1 team status
>>42505283lose weightgrow hairpointy earsthin shouldersbe white
>>42505297my focus meetings don't start for another half hour fortunately but how are you posting in the thread in a 1:1 lol
The ones currently around aren’t large enough and I can’t flap them around if I get happy or have them angle down whenever I’m sad you don’t understand I’m on the next level of elf stuff. >>Agree I need elf HRT yesterday
cowbot moo once if he's agp, pls pls
>be whitethis mofo isn't aware of the precious delicacy known as dark elves
moo if who's agp?
>>42505324dark elves are the whitest
im agamp
based on the fact she said “he”, i’m assuming that’s doxxmoderhater talking about doxxmoder
dark elves are white!?
oh my god you can’t just ask dark elves if they’re white!
need to deepthroat an elf baddie's ears right now
I wish I was a pretty elf baddie instead of a disgusting heighthon moided demon
I want to know if her wife was the one that called doxxmoder evil the other day because that's juicy
>>42505315its only voice and iv got thread on my side monitor duh
hate the not clicking on the numbers to reply gimmick
yes, it was me. I'm wife
I, too, am sitting through an agonizingly boring meeting while shitposting>>42505384I'm sorry for encouraging this (You)-denial trend, it makes the thread feel more like a chatroom and I thought it was oldschool but it's just become slow motion discord
no it was me i'm wife
discord has the reply feature
lia whats it like sexing an elf
oldheads remember that (You)s are for nugenmoders. eternal summer
issss 5'10" elf territory
>>42505380damn you're good I can't talk and listen and type simultaneously cuz my shit is single threaded>>42505384*clicks your numbers*
I personally think 5’10 is a little short to be an elf
God fucking dammit I gotta live my life as a standard pattern h-sap?
is 5’11 tall enough to elf?
FUCK OFF
YES YOU!!! YOU'RE SCREWING ME OUT OF ELF STATUS BY A SINGULAR INCH!!
I'm so hungry I'm having a massive (plant-based) bbq feast later I think
>>42505379this stuff is funny because I'm pretty sure the literal only things we know about her wife is that she's probably real and is a neet. everything else is speculation lmao
i’m not screwing you out of anything, i’m asking
SHAWTY WANNA FUCKSHAWTY LIKES IT ROUGH AND
I'm 6' tall but I wish I was taller
SHAWTY'S GOT A BIG OILY BUTT
i wish i was shorter. i need up 8 inches taller than my dad
mamo cooks ^_^
Why would you want to be taller???? I’m 6’3 and feel awful about it
yeah if I don't want something no one else does either usually
>>42505495can you rotate this image plkease i cant see quite what it is and my neck doesnt go so far
>>42505525its boiled broccoli and cauliflower with a bit of cheese and onions sauce ^^
Ok but why as a trans woman that’s like saying I wish my jaw was larger?
>>42505533?
>>42505532fuuuu that filter gets me every timeshoyu not "onions" sauce
I wish I was short as fuck
trainmoder is a group hallucination and britnona, bakinghon and coal girl aren't real
>>42505532onions as in onions or onions>>42505540aaaa oki, not quite my mctaste but havvy for u
who up suckin on wren's penis
probably soi
bad nona, only use that when she's here
onions onions onions cringe lol onions SNOYYY
i shit myself today just to see if i still feel
if you’ve never peed yourself after starting hrt you’re faketrans
spiro and e made me a pisshon so I stopped that shit and went mono
https://youtu.be/5R6SXj0l8Z4
banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-qSJoPAGT4
had to counterattack with coal
>>42505411thank you xx
i have near infinite coal at my disposal
i overpowered the OD because i cannot be killed
hehehehe... char's counterattack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKhirBqlNYE
tall girlfriend
i don't want to live anymore
I will never get a boyfriend because I’m a tall freak. No man will ever love me because I tower over them like bigfoot
>>42505246Licker of public toilets
>>42505785I'll detransition so we can have a krillin x android 18 thing
you're a 5'1 bald east asian?
gay and chinese?
no im a latina tranny with a drinking problem
>>42505802I’m 6’3 and have a masculine face tho
i want char to put it in me
good one
if i imagefag and force everyone to name me will i also be hated
applications are open to ram a pp into me
>>42505202>OFFICER OFFICER THIS GUY IS BEING WEIRD ONLINE OFFFFFICCCCERRRRRRR
>>42505999nah you gotta rember anon is just one person who types really fast with a bad sense of style
you said you want a thugdont be scared now
thug n word ass raper
>>42505958oke i gotta say based to that
should i get a mastectomy or ffs
If you think about it being a big ol dumb green witch is the perfect trans allegory. For one, I am allergic to baths as well
elphaba would be literally me if every mornjng she woke up crying and tried to feverishly whiten her skin and also she looked like a man
Fml
https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ
not all avatar posters who receive names based on it are hated. i everyone loves jellyfishmoder, and it seems like trainmoder/bakinghon isn’t hated either
lia posting bangers 2day as usual
lia music taste kino wth
save me rice chex rice chex save me
lia sometimes posts songs that get called coal when i post them wtf
do you like girls who cut themselves
im trying to think of a weird one that'll catch hatehmm..https://youtu.be/A_AYhxLr_co
i wish i was brave enough to cut myself
i don’t rule out cutters or anything, i just try and get them to not self harm. it feels difficult with how meme’d the “stop, for me” approach is
Galinda giving huge hsts doll vibes ngl
nazi worldthey want to kill me because i'm not a nazi
>>42506311how would that catch hate that shit is classique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahy_MMC3k98
nice try sister I see what you're trying to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJWLKeSRBUE
what am i trying to do?
u fw interracial cuckoldry
under a million views on this sleeper right herehttps://youtu.be/Z133wUm-WZ0
u fw interspecies cuckoldry
i hate myself because i let her go
I cuck with interacies fuckery
i think a moder just entered my airspace irl and i full on panicked inside and literally run away in the rain lmao im so broken
using stand your ground laws against any moder who comes near me
tied to a chair screaming and swearing while my white wife gets pinned down and has her guts brutally rearranged by my next-door neighbor's mastiff's huge virile knot
>>42506666please don't murder me satan
>>42506668pumping my limp manclitty to this
https://youtu.be/jIdeXOQutBM
lia never misses
lia often misses
lia sometimes misses
bitch you know you like story of the year
lmaohttps://youtu.be/l_dGqLzOnhA
lia is a missus
no vocaroos all day this is the end for parasocialmoders
you're trying to summon them aren't you, parasocialmoder
maybe :3
>>42506793you are chef
can this thing end already im dying in here
can what thing end?
friday evening shitposting in mmg
friday evening shiteating in mmg
>>42506917work :( still 3 hours to go
seeing posts like this makes me want to kms
is it because of the cheesy content of the post or is it because you have no bitches
>>42506998the later
kek
how do i cope with dying a virgin mmg
#pwned
i just try not to think about how repulsive i must be to not have anyone show the slightest interest in fucking me
im horrendous and fat and i get people trying to hook up
im simply not very fun to be around
if you genuinely can't find anyone who wants to fuck you it might actually be your personality
neither am i but that shouldnt matter
but i don’t wanna fuck i wanna love
you can do both if you're so inclined
i know its my personality thats what i said but being repulsive doesnt help but at this point im used to being alone so its ok
love is quite a bit harder, even attractive cishet people live lives without love
i wouldnt mind knowing what being loved feels like i think i would prefer it over just fucking
this is what love songs are for it’s all the yearning without the painstaking effort
i want to be loved and then let it go without consummation
why don't you just find a nice woman and hang out with her until she loves you
I want to love someone and fuck whoever else I want
based
painfully singlemoder
https://youtu.be/l1GbAd7oqPM
muffintop moder general
this is skinny twinkhon general
trying to beat the shittiest bot for chess n i simply cant is this fembrained or just retardation
im not skinny tho
I'm actually fat
>join a tranny only discord>we talk about movies, books, relationships, joking around etc>they add a cisles>she only talks about men
>>42507268and yet i have a bit of a muffintop
is she actually cisles or does she just want to be quirky
>>42507303she is, the discord owner knows her irl
maybe im a hypocrite i was talking about mads mikkelsen earlier she could just be a fujoshi or something
>>42507286i knew a girl's girl lesbian who was straight and only talked about men but was nice to hot men and basically just really mean about twinks and incels and idk why
a straight lesbian?
>>42507287yes yes you're 10 pounds overweight or whatever
>>42507387she was giving straight. what her actual sexuality was remains unknown
yeah. i didn’t say “obese” or even “fat”. just “mufftintop”. relax
bi lesbian here. i think its normal to talk about men you find attractive
bye lesbian
>>42507427i know this is bait but in theory what does the lesbian part even mean here
>trying to beat the shittiest bot for chess n i simply cantlearn 2 pin n fork
learn to pin and fuck
if im not immediately good at something i always give up so im going to give up instead
im a gold star lesbian but i find some men attractive idk how else to explain it bud
using my knight to pin the pawn to the wall and fuck it with it's gigantic horse dick
giwtwm
if you understand what the chess pieces do and you can't beat a sub 500 elo bot you might be mentally disabled
knights cant pin dumb fuck
https://voca.ro/12HUOLdb0Lht
chess com elo or lichess elo?
>>42507503in my mouth lowk
>>42507495if i put my mind to it i probably could i simply get caught up in trying to plan ahead too far then panic n just start moving pieces
knights can pin. have you seen what my knight just did to that pawn?
>>42506074:D i miss being like 15 watching gundam zeta for the first timealso on a somewhat related note have u seen turn a gundam? they have all the eps on youtube and it's awesome can't believe how long it took me to check it outhttps://youtu.be/2wrGu2wohGE?si=7ikFdEsXxlxoMjgH
>>42507430kek
>>42507514wren's penis
https://voca.ro/1oRi31P3XSyp
pens wrenis
im maddd gay bro
me too bro im fagging out crazy style
0.o bro?
yeah bro?
I'm gay as all hell
*gulp*
Finally girlmoding, feels so good that new people I meet just see me as a woman. Didnt think I would come this far in only a year as a 29 year old lateshit but life is finally good
proud of u nona :)
bitter at you nona >:(
omg me too everyone's been calling me a woman lately and they love my 32g cups #passing #kysmoders
>>42507597yay!! this seal loves u
trooned out and all i got was this stupid cones
don’t think these are the vocaroos the parasocials wanted
what do they want
im parasocialmoder n i posted the pissing vocaroo
is seal bitch spamming her screeches into the void again
*flops my massive cock on the table*You want this don't you?*smirks suddenly*Ough YEAHH*penis grows fast really fast so fast it creates a sonic boom and your ears start bleeding*
think they want to listen to two people that have each other added on discord have a conversation in here through vocaroos that involve no one else
oh yeah that sounds like a good use of everyone's bandwidth. bring it on
>>42507625mommy milkers
>>42507615Nona you will pass too if you just believe in yourself, get laser, learn makeup, learn hair and skin care, lesrn fashion, and most importantly voice train :). Honestly besides halting further masculinization HRT did the least for me out of any of the self improvement steps I took
>mc is an androgynous twink everyone mistakes for a woman who gets forced to crossdress at one point and whom it is repeatedly hinted that the rival ace pilot has some kind of feelings forwhat did they mean by this?
>>42507652miwkies??
i think to have a chance at passing i need every single bone in my face and a few in my body to be surgically altered
>>42507659do you think he sucked wren's penis too?
we should get this faceless name in here to talk
like.. bro...
>>42507654oh right my bad lol, the reason i don't pass is because i'm not believing in myself hard enough and not because my skull is shaped like a cavemans
last one
4chan pass was a mistake
>giving money to hiroshimootyou couldve bought literally anything n it wouldve been a better way to spend ur money
>>42507641https://voca.ro/14Vj3tKaMf1H
could buy a gun and use it to pop off the top plate of your skull like a sardine can
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
or you could buy a plane ticket to kentucky and see what's good. what's really good
wow mmg has knock off anthy now
>>42507704i bought it many months ago, before the hacklet's just say the janny back then had it in for me cuz of some mtfg drama that i was like barely even related to at all i just talked to the wrong person about elden ring once and that got me on the shitlist
or you could buy a 4chan pass and shit up a thread
britnona whos ur favourite us president mine is nixon i think she wouldve made a pretty girl if she figured out she was a tranny
mtfg 2 has broken out the chrystalith of mmg
>chrystalithcongratulations, that's the worst anyone's ever spelled it
mmg read a book edition
https://voca.ro/17HOhREgVCYc
>cis moid coworker says "I know what you are">calls me girl in front of everyone>stares at me, winks at me>gets me flustered at every possible opportunity>"my day is always better when I get to see you"why
>>42507246me me me
riiiight
>>42507744me me me
just report him to hr
nona hes going to fuck you or try to
kind of a basic choice nona but pretty good mine is jimmy carter he was ahead of his time i think
>>42507787chrysaliss?
ok extra s this time but I'll give you a pass bc it was cute
need a gif of the freaky god of the wired dude manifesting as a writhing mass of flesh out of thin air
i'm convinced some of you people could find a fat balding man cute
such a shame carter killed himself because his peanuts went sour :(
>>42507832I can't because ive been conditioned to endure abuse and keep my mouth shut
>not btc yeti fucked it up.>>42501907mb both, idk, i was always skinny but it went flat again when i ran out of meds.>>42501939aw ty>>42502091old pic, im flat now.
>>42507880can you fuck off?
>>42507880why are you complaining about the captcha? what kind of captcha are you getting? mine is like "can you tell the difference between these shapes?"
(you)s back
also, HR wouldnt give a shit because im a guy lmao fuck me
i also think that eisenhower had homosexual tendencies
what should i have for dinner thogreek mby?ngl i kinda just want soup
everyone have 10 pints of ice cream for dinner
bbq
bbc
>>42507869sec
>>42507877men are repulsive
if we’re talking about gay presidents, there was one who was a perma bachelor constantly rooming with his “better half”
>>42507946you probably jerk off to men
thats buchanan he pretty much started the civil war by being indecisive n a big pussy which checks out since he was a faggot
>>42507961wth cute
>>42507970ew no
>>42507985i will not be convinced that you've never jerked off to a femboy
holy projection batman
fat balding femboy
yeah just double checked my shit and buchanan sucking as pres was the headline. him and william r king being definitely gay was a nice footnote at least
>>42507961holy fuck sauce pls
https://www.thoughtco.com/americas-only-gay-president-3367940
buchanan is probably my number 2 worst president ever trump term 2 is the worst not in an orange man bad way he just constantly makes the worst decisions
>>42508030me me me
yeah you don’t have to be a twitter shitlib to realize trump has sucked
>>42507896four or five stars shit, its annoying
new fav pre->picreloh honey, no...
no one sees me as a woman and I don't give a fuck I am a ugly disgusting hon and proud
also this dude is definitely a freaky ass closet case right like his wife is definitely pegging himif trump kicks the bucket in office we might be getting our first trans president...
>>42508077>gay>extremely racistchecks out to me?
>>42508086thiel would liquidate him before it came to that
>>42501477if u still here pls respond.
vance is going to ditch his wife n get with erika maga hates him for fucking a brown girl
>>42508087no rice, no spice, no chocolate...feels bad>>42508092>>42508104ok but he def has the tranny gene right? so we would end up with a little baby tranny in the white house? does he already have kids?
>>42508102yeah I'm fucking here stop digging up my posts lmao. you're extremely suspicious and your behavior looks like a bad scam.
jd confirms the theory that appalachians are unensouled
jfk might’ve been bi
>>42508086god men always look beyond chopped when put close to women like damn shes genuinely pretty and the guy is a fat rectangle
>>42508111if he does have the tranny gene hes repped so violently theres zero chance of him ever coming out>>42508116jfk definitely fucked a friend he went to school with but idk about him being bi
fucking other men straightly
>>42508115noooooo we have to destroy the economy and democracy itself because coal miners fucking love fentanyl!!!
>>42508112except im not, not sure how you want me prove it.
being lesbian in a bisexual manner
>>42508149>we have to destroy the economy and democracy itselfermmm critical support to jd vence?
stop talking about moids no one gives a shit
nonas when the usa balkanises do u think the pacific states will become a new tranny empire
>>42508115I thought doxxmoder already confirmed this theory?
youve never seen jd vance and doxxmoder in the same room have you ;)
it would actually explain a lot
>>42508150you copied someone else's post word for word who was from an entirely different country. that screams lazy scammer! EOT
>>42508238thats it? photos arent enough? u want these with the exif intact? i can give you these.
>>42508265are you reading the posts you're replying to?
forgor
>>42507343being a fujoshi when you're a lesbian is crazy work. you don't need to care about men in any maternal way whatsoever but for some reason you decide to engage in a hobby that's solely about men like ?
>>42508280no, she's not lol. not sure she has the english comprehension ability to do so
>>42508289aaaa ur so based ty nona :DDDis it just me or does it look kinda phallic towards the end... i didn't catch that before
>>42508203doxxmoder is not from appalachia?
>>42508328assumed his toxic aura spilled out into it oops
kys
rape me rape me I'm ms always wants to be raped
not knowing about lesbian fujoshis is crazy, they’ve been around forever
its hot to see men abusing one another
lesbian fujos are pretty common if u hang out on tumblr or twitter long enough
im aware about them it's just extremely pathetic
>>42508345rude much?
itshottoseemenabusingoneanother
>>42508434misgendering someone is rude, which is what you're doing
>>42508443telling someone to commit suicide is a bit more rude than that don't you think
>>42508345alright alright i'll get around to it impatient bitch
>>42508465nah you're scum LOL
if you hate doxxmoder you are not really human tbhon
true
>>42508478I could argue that doxxmoder is not really human! neetadopter wife back me up
idk anything about doxxmoder lore whos side should i be on
>>42508280>>42508293fine, cree lo que quieras, no me importa, >>42508345i will, at least i lost sensibility where the scar surgey is so i can start there.
>>42508510if doxxmoder is actually blobby then you should most likely be anti doxxmoderif its not then cointoss
>>42508510doxxmoder is a normal poster who has this one bitch who hates her for an unknown reason, and the hater constantly posts nonsense in the thread about doxxmoder
>>42508523doxxmoder is a blob of a person so this could be believable
