qott: olympic curling starts today are you excited?prev: >>42551538
>>42554459>qott: olympic curling starts today are you excited?Don't care at all but cool if you do
What?
>>42554477which part is confusing to you? You are a retarded annoying cringe larptard goy much like the one on this video.https://youtu.be/EI8eNjJnEJM
>>42554485why are you being mean to me though :(
No chill
i didnt even know the olympics had started
>>42554505why would I have any reason to be nice to such a lowly being? Do you mind your ps and qs with cockroaches?
A girl was talking to and really liked told me she wanted to learn how to do clown make up and I encouraged that, I thought it would be really cuteI didn’t ask what the application was, like are we going out and you’re wearing the make up? Is this just for around the house?I should have asked but I just wanted to be supportive (she would def look cute in clown make up)>>42554522Me either
oh fuck new thread. i'll repost what i said in the old thread because i spent a lot of effort on it, what the fuck even is a .qt file and why does my phone export those from screen recordings.incredibly funny how instagram chat doesn't have spoilers but it has "gift messages" which are basically the same thing. except you click open the gift wrap and what's hidden inside is someone's horrible childhood sexual trauma. it's very funny>>42554459no not really. i'll watch xcountry skiing and biathlon at some point probably.>>42554042ohh yeah they're lovely. aside from the hip restaurants, the one in my town has a cafe where the average age of patrons is probably above 70 and it's my fave place to hang out and just peoplewatch. old people have some really interesting beef, there's like rivalling groups of them and shit>>42554062i wish we had in n out. grass is always greener i guess.
holy fucking shit I really liked this movie as a kid what is peoples problem???
>>42554539Welcome to the dark carnival homie
Ugh. I can't sleep. What movie should I watch? I tend to watch movies when I can't sleep.
>>42554547Is this like a juggalo thing?
I was a waifufag for the curling girls on /sp/ in 2010.
>>42554539it's like fashionable lately. there's a gay bar I used to frequent which, for whatever reason, had a very strict no clowns policy (???) so most nights you would see a group of sad looking clowns drinking in the street in a doorway just down the road cause they got rejected. always beautiful
>>42554459Is curling like bowling? Looks funner to do than watch
>>42554557summer wars!
>>42554557What kind of mood are you in?
Kind of obsessed with blaire right now. Those doe eyes.
>>42554563What you describe sounds like a painting in a grandma’s spare bedroom
>>42554459qott: never really got into curling. it's pretty popular here for whatever reason though. maybe I'll take it up to impress a girl or something
>>42554557Starship troopers. I'm doing my part
>>42554574that's pretty much the gay bar experience
>>42554564More like lawn bowls. Closest to the centre at the end wins, and you get a point for every stone of yours that's closer than your opponent's closest.
Songrequest
>>42554557watch L'Année dernière à Marienbad, it's kinda not that interesting because it's pretentious french new wave cinema but at least for me it's very comfy. and it looks pretty.
>>42554546You probably have bad tasteAnd the child's mind is easily entertained
>>42554589no it's just a good fun movie if you aren't a sad sack of boring feces
>>42554594You will always be an irrelevant nobody.
>>42554587https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pTCp0kJYF30&si=U_4bENRL5qNFfmOG
>>42554598who are you?
>>42554604A nobody
>>42554582That sounds pretty chill. Cocoa and curling
>>42554579Isn’t odd that there was an era in which -expel spent their hard earned money buying prints of paintings of sad clowns
>>42554546Which movie?>>42554577That is such a great one
>>42554459i'm always amazed by how silly some sports are. i find all sports a bit silly when people get serious about it but some sports are definitely better than others. curling is like any other dumb retarded hobby like stamp collecting; even if you actually won olympic gold it would be more cringe than cool cause it's fucking curling mate. why don't you get good at something impressive instead, like making music, or if it has to be a sport then at least make it football or archery or something, anything that isn't embarrassing
>>42554626being good at curling is impressive than being a soundcloud rapper
>>42554629yeah, if only barely, but if you're a soundcloud rapper then you failed at the "get good at music" thing, duh. write a fugue for once in your life
>>42554600Fucking great pick anon
>>42554617i find nothing odd about that. if I had an opportunity to obtain a print of a painting of a sad clown I would grab it with both hands. that's kino. i love that shit
>>42554626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53w9E774fGE
>>42554589oh hey vt is here
>>42554636 Another? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gQtKJbptcns&si=4MAeaJE_D1rZQ-xz
>>42554587https://youtu.be/iq2mjYBXAZI
>>42554600Good taste
>>42554626cannot think of a sport more cringe than archery. if someone told me they won Olympic gold in archery I would laugh in their face
>>42554650i placed silver at the Sochi Olympics. i don't like to talk about it
Bronya is the team slampig for the glasgow curling club
>>42554650u when a sport doesnt have guns or a ball in it
>>42554638I am not one of those people who don’t like clowns but I would never want this kitschy shit in my house
>>42554644Another banger. I've got a deep cut of my own in return:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Tj_fHg2hE
>>42554625tween movie called standing ovation
>>42554587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5vLH5YVZLw
>>42554650Are you her
>>42554650Archery is so aesthetic
>>42554657The Glasgow curling club are actually deeply in my debt but that's another story. if anyone ever needs a curling related favour you know who to ask
>>42554664>tween movieYeah know wonder no one liked it
>>42554662yeah maybe you're right that one is kind of mid
>>42554669is that uwhat do you look like - i see you on the board
>>42554640i mean exactly>>42554650you're weird, archery is cool. it's a shame i can't do it because of my bad joints. fencing would be cool too if the rules weren't so pussyfooted and so incredibly far removed from actual fencing
>>42554669I don't know who that is. No. I have big tits and nice hair
>>42554679you have such a beautiful mind
>>42554663Interesting track, I like it. https://youtu.be/UB34ondVsT8?si=psJSWD_q919U47D4
ripsquad ripsquad ripsquadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Si3dKB4Cogreatest beat of all time
>>42554674ur so cool and edgy bro
>>42554681She posts quite oftenHer name is Soph
>>42554650This is by fair your astronomically shittiest take.
i always forget there are youtube videos of things other than women farting and get really disappointed when i click these links
>>42554678
>>42554701are you a repper chaser or something
WE FUCKING LOVE ARCHERY HERE GTFO
No fucking way the Asian lolcow started posting in this thread, oh my fucking god. This thread is actually so fucking bad it's crazy.
did someone reply to me and then delete it kek there was like a red dot in the right sidebar that vanished when i refreshed the page
>>42554692>greatest beat of all time>generic trap beatbro literally anything is better than that shit https://youtu.be/Ccidm4djKaM?t=116
>>42554708Correct. https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I?si=u3YXEo5MBNK9kfbh
>>42554696I wake up, there is another...
I'm not particularly good at archery. The people I would regularly do it with were all better than me.
>>42554706be nice to her, she doesn't know how long her hair can get before people suspect!!
>>42554713Have you ever had a Jagerbomb?
>>42554688Ilychay track cuz. Hadn't heard it before, I like em'How long you wanna keep this going? Not aussie but I dig this dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Bxhhmm0FAor if you want some aussie gutter rap from a tasmanian shardhead. He can rap buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOv9lnW1L1s
>>42554713Hi idk but have a (you)
>>42554718The Golden Horde of bow-wielding chasers and our tranny steeds
>>42554727oh that poster in that server *is* you i thought so lolno i have not >>42554731thank you anon <3
>>42554684who the fuck are you
>>42554650i love archery. when i was a kid i was incredibly bad at absolutely everything involving physical activity and got bullied for it but i was really good at archery
>>42554706No just chaser
>>42554742Based
>>42554733It's a mixture of Jagermeister and Monster.
>>42554715There's beauty in simplicity. Plus this track was made in 2014 so way ahead of the game. I like the track you linked though.
>>42554749we're supposed to be adversarial, try again with more insults
>>42554744thanks <3
>>42554745It's usually Red Bull.
What's the Over/Under on Discordia being a transbian?
https://voca.ro/13RGVkuWNu2E
>>42554753>we're supposed to be adversarialthat's why i hate 4chan. that and the chuds. like can people just chill
>>42554753I'm chilling and linking tracks tonight. S'pose I could tell you to go fuck yourself though
>>42554758
i'm shipping buggy and discordia
>>42554764better>>42554763good image
>>42554696no hate she looks like she has a great personality but I had the name first so she should probably change it
>>42554697thanks I'll one up it soon
>>42554761i thought it was gonna be a cute tranny voice
>>42554730Kia ora te whānauUnless I'm reading the vibes wrong lolIt's a shame, none of the real g's in Tassie are any good at rapping. But that was a good one lol.I love some of the drill produced here in Syd and SEQ.
>>42554741what's with the tourists today did someone forget to make a new /mmg/ or something... show a little respect you're talking to the #1 top bitch sixteen months running of the tranny chasing thread on the racism website
>>42554743you have some dsl's are you southeast asian?
>>42554742i was the exact same way... i wish i got to do it more it's really fun
>>42554769come on she's pretty
>>42554732Stop it cap, you're making me miss daddy :(
>>42554789daddy genghis?
>>42554788LMAO I'm sorry im just in a weird mood she's really pretty for sure. i wish my hair was that silky I need to go get it cut
>>42554771Say something incredibly media illiterate and you'll that the archery one in no time.
>>42554774Here you go anonhttps://voca.ro/15xjFoElTgu5>>42554779I'm a fellow aussie :) So do I, we actually have some pretty good shit being made here surprisingly enough
fucking curling
>>42554789Giddy up!
>>42554795I wish someone would make a movie about a girl boss from the city going back to her hometown for Christmas and falling in love with her childhood sweetheart and deciding to leave her career and independence behind
>>42554797Post the daily Aussie joke for DiscordiaOr just sing Waltzing Matilda for her
>>42554669need this fag to suck on my balls after a stinky gym session
>>42554808Boy do I got a network for you...
>>42554793How can I miss that which beats within my breast anon? No I mean chaser daddy. >>42554803He is rather talented at mounting. >>42554797Fuck yeah. I'm from Logan, but 32 isn't my slogan lol. But I grew up in Sydney's West and inner West. I remember when Span pulled that knife shit at school. I went to a different school though... Everyone went stupid.
I'll cash app you 5 dollars if you call Discordia the N-word and tell her to kill yourself in an aussie vocaroo.
its wild that regardless of when i check this thread there's always some tripfags that are in here typing at all timescould be 4am on a tuesday
>>42554745that sounds bad>>42554756that sounds less bad
>>42554814can you please settle for me doing that instead
>>42554797Is there an aussie red neck? If so do they have a moronic accent? Genuinely curious
>>42554838There are a few kinds. You'd not understand what they're saying though.
About to clock into a 21 hour shift man I really should've been better in school
>>42554814Woah, I don't know if she's ok with ppl saying that
>>42554836sure if you're mid or cuter
>>42554835They're pretty bad honestly, but I'm also a lightweight and hate the taste of alcohol.
>>42554833I'm employed by Mossad to post here full time. they let me sleep for three hours a day, during which time my posts are generated by a large language model trained on the works of Andrea Long Chu
>>42554809Need to rack the brain for another one I haven't told>>42554824Is that hood side or nah? All I know is Mount Druitt used to be the super dodgy area haha. I'm from Vic >>42554838https://voca.ro/1UeqL4ZTX9ix
>>42554849:D thank you
>>42554856>Mossad>large language model>Andrea Long ChuHorrifying post
thinking about the time i fumbled this insanely hot south african girl who wanted me to eat sushi off of her body because I couldn't stop talking about how jlo was involved in 2pac's murder
>>42554863thank you I don't deal in half measures
>>42554859I have a t-shirt I sometimes wear that says "Bogan", is this a good shirt?
i'm looking at clothes and i swear this model's face is ai. but it's from a big fashion retailer. they wouldn't do that, right?
>>42554859I’m itching to see her reaction to the swagman and the jumbuck by the billabong>>42554877Nonny …
Do chasers fuck with enbies or nah? I tried transitioning to female but failed so now im stuck halfway
>>42554881Let’s see ya, dollybird
>>42554877fast fashion or a company with a reputation to uphold? zara or H&M would 100% use AI models if their finance departments decided the savings they made from it are bigger than the PR hit from getting caught.
>>42554870Do you know what that means? It's not that bad, kinda funny. Is the shirt saying you are a bogan or calling whoever is reading it a bogan?
>>42554881Only if you don't identify as enby and rather as one or the othert. bi guy
>>42554881I'd hook up with one that was feminine enough but I wouldn't date them
>>42554893I do know what it means. It's saying I am a bogan. An Australian bought it for me and sent it to me.
>>42554898I think it's a good shirt then, pretty funny. If any aussies saw you wearing it wherever you live they'll probably think it's hilarious>>42554880Don't think she's here anyway so I can't confuse her with australian slang
>>42554859As fuck lad lol. Not quite blacktown and mount druit feral, but way way way more organised violence and crime. Yuufs splashed a 70yo man for $5. The ungies were shaking down unkyjays for their uzzles then slinging it back to them down the road. Very little urching, no one had anything. But yeah everyone was strapped up but no pegging to get a little drilly on ya lad hahaha
>>42554774how many trannies here even have a cute voice
>>42554797are you gonna do the vocaroo
>>42554912NTA but a fair number
>>42554912Discordia
>>42554912~Four or five.
>>425549226 7
>>42554881You can only be enby is you're, yk, non binary
Was I tipping point of this thread becoming shit?
yes your fat lard gravitational effect always becomes the tipping point of everything
>>42554931truthnuke
I opened the metaphorical flood gate, you're just a by product of that and a terrible imitation of me.
>>42554938that wasn't a nuke it was just them sitting down lol
>>42554909Fuck thats hectic as. I grew up in the middle of nowhere so can't imagine it haha>>42554917You want another shit joke or more slang to be confused by?
you opened your non-metaphorical mouth and ate everything in ohio
you opened the flood gate? is that what you call your violent diahrrea from your disgusting diet?
Got anymore zingers for the crowd?
I can keep going>>42554947the insults remember
Keep using your 4chan pass to shit up a thread that I don't care about.
keep eating food to kill a person that I don't care about
only in ohio :skull:
why do people pay for 4chan pass? i don't get it
>>42554958Bad with money.
Same tired bit, "Oh you're fat", "I'm going to post all the pictures of you I foldered because I'm obsessed with you!"
>>42554952https://vocaroo.com/1eAZI8RvC2kb
>>42554960ya ur fat tho lol
>>42554969That's not my intention but very helpful examples thank you
You won, why are you still mad?
Goodbye, Mwah. And goodnight, bang!
good morning
>>42554976I always win, I know your immense fat caused sleep apnea most likely bothers your mother so sleep with a bag and pillow over your face, keep it on the rest of the next day too so nobody has to see ur fat ugly mug
>>42554985Hi good morning
Grow up Discordia, or else the real world is gonna eat you alive.
>>42554998you changed your name to the real world? pretty weird, please restrain your disgusting fat urges to eat people alive it's very scary.
>>42554999acting like a petulant brat will get you no where
>>42555002why not? I can go a lot further on account of not being a lard bag like buggy whose immense experience of earths gravitational field makes movement nye impossible
>>42555004you're so obsessed with her its like a toxic yuri
>>42554947Yeah it was fucked but then I moved to Tassie to live with the Olds to finish high school... didn't do me any good. Still live in the ghetto lol Love Melbourne esp down in Kilda, Blackrock that kinda spot. I figure you're from like what waddonga or something lol? Maybe Gippsland?
>>42555009im very obsessed
>>42555010tassie = Australian tallahassecorrect?
>>42555013Tasmania?
>>42555018tasmanian devil
>>42555020https://voca.ro/18Qtt7Lu7DLN
>>42555027why did he spell it tazzie than also you dont sound american
>>42555010Tassie = Tasmania Olds = Elders = Grandparents in this case. It can just mean parents, but contextually as I clearly moved from my mother's custody it implies that I went to older relatives like maybe great aunt/uncle or grandparents.
>>42555011at least you admitted it
if I dressed like this would I be sick as drag
>>42555032Also I'm not a he, that's just how everyone talks. It's a kind of prison cant. Everyone is an addlay. Technically where I'm from they would say doob or doobay if she's your slut/gf/wife but you wouldn't call a stranger that. We're all lads lad. Miss me with this ladette shit.
>>42555032https://voca.ro/1bBAAuWZf38j
>>42555054Here sheila give us a voca then <3
We accept that animated skeletons can see, but can they smell?
>>42555054bro what T_T
>>42555059no??? they are called Auzzies
i wish i was a little flower
remember when grok kept calling buggy a freak
choids pls water me
ew hours so slow
>>42555070This is an excellent question>>42555107Resist the instinct to dodge
>>42555081Edelstu
thoughts on Nathan Fielder and his TV shows?
>>42554895But I'm not feminine enough to identify as a woman and not masculine enough to be a man. Like I don't wanna tell people on grindr im a guy and disappoint them when I have breasts and a barely functional peen>>42554896That's fine...
they're deadass just doing shit at this point T_T
Why not date a feminine enby?
why not date a mean condescending australian?
>>42555133would u give me nice soil with lots pf nutrients and water me every day
>>42555216Sure, since we’re pals
>>42555220yayy :D
>>42555221What will you cook today?
slushie :)
>>42555230What flavour?
bibi
>>42555234cream soda
>>42555010Sorry got distracted. Guess sydney is so fucking expensive it's hard to get out of the ghetto ay? I lived in Melbourne for a few years, loved it but don't miss it too much now. I live on the other side of the state from Gippsland, in a pretty small beach town you probably wouldn't know
Go to sleep, niglet
i wish i was wasian
>>42555302You're right I really should soon
>>42555316I meant Discordia. You should still go to bed too though
Orange Juice
>>42555357why
>>42555367For breakfast, luv
I actually slept 8 hours for once but I'm still very sleepy and my body hurts
>>42555313Why so?>>42555447Why ya all sore and creaky lady
