QOTT: Who is your celebrity crush?Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi >clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag >clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8 Previously>42596634
>>42739012Previously >>42596634
/Yellowfevergen/
>>42739051Yes
ANAL SEX
She's not retarded. She's just a little down. You've got to be calm and let her process. She's cute as fuck but goddamn this woman drives me and my wife nuts. Microwave a spoon headass, turn spaghetti into Glue because she put too many noodles in too small a sauce pan. Flat tire, but it's only flat on the bottom!Have you ever actually head-desked before? Like a for real collapse of spine forward fall; what are you doing and/or what have you done? Thirty-two year old toddler. Her kids aren't though which is a blessing. I'm ready to throw them dice now too. It's fuckin scary, but like booger monster movie/important medical surgery scary. There's real risk and it's okay for me to be scared of reasonable costs. Been having the real talk about what-to-do if we bake a potato. Shits not any more fun than the first time.
>>42739890>Microwave a spoon headass, turn spaghetti into Glue because she put too many noodles in too small a sauce pan. Flat tire, but it's only flat on the bottom!damn i often do shit like this but i'm adhd and always distracted by my own racing thoughts. praying at least some people find my retardation cute because most don't and i have A Reputation.
>>42730487 did the thing btwhere's to hoping i get laid soon
>>42740558
for me, it's korean curling players.
>>42739012Thank you for making a thread OP
>>42744174for me it's racoon haired skating champions with a lesbian flag pfp on their alt account
This year I'll get laid for sure
>>42747234What's your plan?
>>42747234i don't believe u (prove me wrong)
>>42744251You're welcome!
big noses make me wet
>>42745423>those fat thighs and the piercing in her mouthShe's too westernized for me. Her hair is cute though, especially with the yellow and black stripes, like a hornet, and she has a nice smile. The young korean figure skaters were much prettier, I thought.
>>42749026Picrel isn't even big, it's Gillian Anderson-tier. Which I agree is beautiful.
>>42749285my nose is about that size and I've definitely gotten made fun of for my big nose
>>42749026ever heard of a place called israel?
>>42745423Real. Alysa is a cutie. Glad she was born the year she was so I don't have to feel weird about thinking shes hot. Any later and she would be too young for me.>>42749117Those fat thighs are what help her outperform all the other skaters. Can't jump well without leg muscles. I'm generally not a fan of piercings but hers suit her. I think Alysa is better looking than the Korean figure skaters. They looked very average to me. t. kpop poster
>>42750131>Real. Alysa is a cutie. Glad she was born the year she was so I don't have to feel weird about thinking shes hot.Would her being 18 or 19 make you feel weird?
>>42749338>I've definitely gotten made fun ofby retards. they were retards, anon.
>>42750208She would be too young for me then.
>>42747262Money
>>42751306What does money have to do with getting laid?
>>42751351Money can be exchanged for goods and services
newly discovered ugly animal of the day: the saiga antelope (saiga tatarica), native to central asia. big snuffler helps them to regulate body temperature apparently.
>>42740558What did you do, anon?
>>42750131>Can't jump well without leg muscles.Most asian and eastern euro figure skaters are super petite, especially in anime, with the exception of that thicc nip girl. And I've never seen a fat russian figure skater, and I've watched a lot of them. Trusova and shcherbakova both weighed around 45 kg when they dominated the last olympics.I think that a lower weight and size helps with the difficult jumps.
>>42752380>Most asian and eastern euro figure skaters are super petite, especially in anime,Do you even hear yourself.>the RussiansThere were more chemicals in those girls than blood.>helpsSomeone is sedentary lmao
>>42751788Nigga don't buy prostitutes. They will fry your ability to form meaningful connections and give you a free STI on top.
>>42752380LMAO
not a celebrity but my crush
>>42752422>c-cheaters!copeLet me rephrase: A lower weight absolutely helps with landing difficult jumps and keeping your balance. You didn't pick up on how thin most of the skaters were despite your ideas of "bulkmaxing can only be good"? You thought that was just an odd coincidence?
you may not like it, but this is what peak figure-skating physique looks like.
>>42753523
what a qt olympic gold-medalist.
>>42752380>>42753523You have a weird vibe. Moid for sure.
>>42752380Should I watch this anime?
>>42752380>especially in animekek lmao
>insomnia againMy slavfu can't be this cute and elegant!
>my leveraged silver bet paid off>+500 bucksPhew. I had second thoughts about it over the weekend and was expecting to lose twice that amount. I've been struggling with my trading lately, so this was nice.
Nice and chilly again this morningI'm tempted to make them walk, but I'm not that evil. Get my ass up and get Their asses up
I'm back, just in time to get my goodbye kisses. Kick my feet up time. Call my dad and my boss and see if we can get a game going or I'm just gonna TTT
Buff lady of the day
The duality of /clg/>>42753523>>42758190
>>42739099Redpill me on ANAL SEX please
>>42758635Wdym?
>>42752434>They will fry your ability to form meaningful connectionsNever had those in the first place so...
>>42759340wow so edgy
>>42758920Give me a quick rundown on ANAL SEX please?
>>42759416It's not edgy, some of us are just autistic retards
>>42759520You stick an oblong object up your butt and it feels good.
>>42759545You're not really selling me on this
>>42759549It's not for sale if it's free.
>>42758635are there that many lesbians having anal sex (?) (and how?) (not me)
amber and her back muscles hnnnnnnngh
i'm older so can't call her mommy buuuuuuuuuut
>>42760895You just wanna pose in the air with her hands on your tummy holding you up
>>42760950no i want her to sit on my face actually
>>42761012That's After! I don't think that's a legal move on the ice
>>42761094she's busy thirst baiting lesbians on tiktok. unbelievable. wonder if she got some at the olympic village because it would be a shame if she didn't.
>>42761208Go through that shit with a UV light like it's radioactive
>>42761222https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU
>>42761240my toxic trait is i actually enjoy some imagine dragons songs
>>42761620
>>42761678uh
>>42761687just joking (blows kiss)
>>42759545Even one finger hurts my butthole
All this talk of butt stuff is making me think some of you are trans cause why stick stuff up your butt if you have a pussy.
>>42762562even Normie liked her guts rearranged by a fake lizard. I am not a fan, but I can see why people like it
Bedtime soon.
bad dream and I'm awake early again. Jump in the shower and wait for everyone else to get up.
>>42739012since day one
>>42762521You're not supposed to go in dry. And if you gently, slowly stick one finger up your ass and it still hurts, you should see a proctologist. Or trim your nails.>42762562Such a weird take I'm not even deigning to give it a (You).
white genocide
>>42758635its a male perversion for males
>>42766854i bet you're fun at parties
>>42767048i bet you are male at parties
>>42766854>>42767062I thought straight people had the monopoly on getting worked up over how consenting adults fuck in their free time. I promise I'll ANAL SEX in your honor.
Im male and I fuck vaginas
>>42767144middle schooler hands typed this. good luck out there little fella!
>>42767155Nay im actually 30 and wasting time in the bathroom at work.. i really do have sex with womens bleed holes from time to time as well, when im bored enough to be fucked.
>>42763188Normiemod had vaginismus or something similar so vaginal penetration was very painful for her, she probably wouldn't have been analpilled if she could enjoy vagina stuff.
>>42767193sad...
>>42767237Nta. I just don't know. Vagina stuff feels okayish but it never makes me come while anal does.
Ive noticed women and old tyoe out come rather than cum
>>42767296It only logical because no one says>I cummedit's always>I cametherefore came -> to come
Super Sour Gushers, my dad got me a whole box! Most of em are smushed and they taste kinda stale, but it's like a shelf stock box for a store that got dropped. I'm not complaining about free candy. I'm eating myself sick, brb
>>42768336what's your opinion on come vs cum as a verb?
WHY ARE WASIANS SO HOT
>>42768394I prefer the nontraditional ones. Oh Face, Reaching, Getting Your Cookies
>>42768336send me some
>>42768423What kind is your favorite?
>>42768536
>>42768577What is her name and what kinda wasian is she?
>>42768641Wow I thought at this point everyone and their grandmother recognized Eileen Gu, especially after that viral interview.
>>42768688I've never heard of her...
>>42768712filtered tiktok videos like these are so creepy to me. I genuinely feel uncomfy watching them.
>>42768527The blueberrygrapes are so good ushfjf
>>42768745Do you not use filters when you take selfies?
>>42768712You fucking philistine.
>>42768773nta. i don't. what's the point? if i have to use filters, that means there's something wrong with my face, like maybe i'm breaking out or my hair is off. in which case i need to fix that for real and not mask it with a filter to deceive irrelevant strangers on the internet (because people irl will see me anyway).
>>42768783Why?>>42768793>nta. i don't. what's the point?Most people do so I don't see why not.
>>42768818yeah i'm not dating filters, i'm dating actual humans. they just look fake.
>>42768824Filtersisters... it's so over...
>>42768745Three of the girls in the Korean compilation aren't using filters and genuinely do look like that. Top left on the first slide is Somi, top right on the second slide is Bahiyyih and top left on the third slide is Danielle.
>>42768854>Three of the girls in the Korean compilation aren't using filtersyeah and they look the least fake>genuinely do look like thatdepending on what you mean by look. because they are wearing a ton of makeup.
>>42768773no. what's the point? even if people think the picture looks hot they're not actually complimenting me bc I don't look like that.
>>42768854this picture where you can actually see she has skin texture like a human being is so much prettier to me than gauzy literally no pores filters
ever feel like the world's just fucked up beyond repair?
>>42769086no. i read a lot. i read history. we're good for now, and the only significant threats for humanity as a whole are, a) nuclear holocaust, b) nork-tier mass surveillance states popping up in the west, c) islam overwhelming the world and gutting science. these are very unlikely still. you can relax, stop doom scrolling, and deal with the things you have immediate control over.
>>42769124You forgot d) me never getting laid again
>>42769124reading history should've taught you that most people don't see collapse coming until it's already happening
>>42769298good point
>>42769298>>42769308HOWEVER it's still extremely unlikely and total collapse happened only once, when humans almost went extinct and only like 6k were left literal ages ago. we're going to be fine.
I'm not doompilled just yet. I got that nepobaby safety net though.
>>42768869>depending on what you mean by look. because they are wearing a ton of makeup.Do you not wear makeup when you take selfies?
>>42769580...no, i don't. 1) if i look like shit, i'm not going to apply a layer of pore-clogging nonsense on top of that disaster and make it worse.2) if i look like shit, i'm not going to take selfies in the first place.3) if i look like shit and have to take a selfie, it's either for work (in which case fuck you, i'm here to grow numbers, not work as a part-time model) or family (in which case nobody cares).shrimple as.
>>42769693Ok but what if you are already wearing makeup and want to take a selfie?
>>42769737i wear makeup maybe three or four times a year
I'm getting started on dinner. I'm making white people tacos again because everyone really liked it last time.
>>42753321booba
need a cute 5ft8+ masc to be my big spoon so bad
>>42771694REAL
>page 9
>>42771694okay, i will be your big spoon
>>42769298Before the collapse they said change is impossible.After the collapse they say change was inevitable.>>42769086It is fucked, but not beyond repair.“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.”
>>42739012markiplier (im a transbian)
>>42775489>>>/lgbt/gaygen
I need y'all to advise me on something.There is this new guy at work who seemingly wants to befriend me. He always sits next to me at lunch, we talk about life and politics (inb4 find out if he's republican: I'm not from the US), our hobbies and interests align. We don't communicate outside of work at all, he's never texted me or anything in the 1.5 mo he's been working here. He knows I'm gay.Since most men lie like they breathe, how do I sus out if he legitimately wants to make friends?
