the end of /mmg/ editionqott: do you wish that you could turn back time?prev: >>42828353
>>42835672>qottyeah i wanna go back to when drinking was fun so i can drink until it's not again
>>42835672Nah bc when bitcoin was hot i was 13 so why even bother. I also started finasteride as early as legally possible and it didnt do shit so its OGRE regardless of how well ive done in the past.
>>42835671>>42835681muh hips dont lie and im shaped like a fridge ya goy
this is what a real manmoder looks like
>>42835672I'd do anything for a second chance
qott: yes and i would resist rape and also take hrt and i would have hops and a husband a job also instead of being a neet (6 days no shower) btw
Drinking hot chcoco and pepsi, eating homemade burgar and playing mewgenics.Yuuuuupiii
>>42835702what kidn? I would appreciate some reference photos because the last time I got bangs they fucked my shit up because I was too embarrassed to show any
omg we get it you mog all of us
>>42835788small fish, smaller pond
unrelated i am so sleeby today UGH
>>42835765i am going to put you in The Device.
>>42835765probably not straight across ones or ones that are too blunt
wait whats the device
i mog most people but im also super nice so i'd never post a picture of myself. someone might save it, and talk about cumming audibly into a cup, to watch as their lust for me turns from egg-white into inside-of-egg-yellow, signifying maturity, much like the walls of a smoker's domicile. bottom line im cute as hell
>>42835765eeewwwwwwwwwww what the fuck is that disgusting thing on your chin
>>42835862be nice anon save the mean stuff for my selfies
>>42835831if I got those I'd need to straighten/blow-dry them every morning because my hair is wavy and refuses to cooperate
i like girls and I hate guys so much
>>42835712liar, ive grabbed you by the hips and theyre breeding hips>>42835765something side swept is what im thinking, would avoid curtains
>>42835925Good idea. My main thing keeping me away from side swept is I would begin to look way too similar to a co-worker of mine and I'm not sure if I'm ready for her to start giving me that kind of side-eye.
>>42835925:3
>>42835938I would try not to be too concerned about looking like other people, hairstyles are often "in vogue" or fashionable so youll see several people sporting them. If it suits you go for it, she can seethe
>>42835863putting you on this
>>42835672Yes. But more like time leaping so I DIY instead of trusting the healthcare syste
me when a foid facefags in this gen
>>42835765>keystrokes
>>42835672Who's here an Eddmoder?
>>42835966get on up there on that cross now
you are not christ on the cross bro
>>42835980agp smirk
>>42835986hehe
>>42835983you people are ruthlessly persecuting me while i'm completely blameless
what do manmoders think about boymoders
>>42835765look at your shit eating grin knowing you are too passy to be moder fuck you
>>42835950Fuck it you have a point. I suppose I'll have to go full emo
>>42836004I'd like to engage them in extreme physically demanding sexual intercourse
>>42835952god please
>>42836019If it helps you can find a gay stylist and go in with a few inspo pics and just ask for advice. Most stylists would be happy to have input as opposed to a standard cut and paste style. And if its a gay dude way more likely they'll understand any retarded tranny brainworms you may present to them
Taaasty legs and crispy thighs...On my miiind
>>42836031my stylist is actually really nice I'm just a silly moid
>>42836047in that case speak to them about it. bet youd benefit from a new style
>>42835983i am jesus christ's mpreg baby born of baphomet's seed, mortal scum.
>>42835925yeah do something like this
>>42836004I think I am not like any of you
>>42836076yeah you're utterly unique
>>42836076prove it
>cmon bro humiliate yourself for all of usok
i think im gonna have my nanner puddin
>claims to be ugly>doesnt post proofpassoids smfh
>>42835980show arms mommy
>>42836118now now i've polluted thred enough
>>42835980you kinda look like chris-chan's mom circa 2015
mommy cock? sorry. mommy cock? sorry. mommy cock? sorry. mommy cock? sorry.
>>42836076they need to be plapplaplapped
EXCUSE ME, I AM HOMOSEXUAL
>>42836135kek
I didn't have the courage to say ily to her irl so I left and send a text
what if you just found a new fp?
lia is cute
>>42836185how
>>42836190untrue im tuff and chadly
lia's smug and mocking nature makes her rather alluring
>>42836197pick someone else
lia is the same age as my mother so any time i want to have sex with lia i just go have sex with my mom instead
when i wanna have sex with lia i have sex with lia
when you kill yourself lia is gonna laugh at you because she loves laughing at dead trans women
whenever I wanna have sex with lia I have sex with your mother
>>42836252I'll be laughing when I pull the trigger
>>42836234but I really like her
you have to do something really funny beforehandthe bar isnt so low anon come on perform
>>42836252if trannies didnt wanna get laughed at they wouldnt do funny shit in their death throes
>>42836255you think this is funny? to come in here and joke about RAPING MY MOTHER?????
>>42836270rape? you're mom is givin' it out for free to anyone and everyone.
stop doing dog eugenics and go vegan you piece of shit
>>42836270chill out I didn't say that...it's totally consensual
i'm vegan except i occasionally eat higher primates like chimpanzees
i'd be vegan but swallowing cum is too much fun
I only hydrate via your mom's grool
if you don't count me catching my neighbors pets and eating them, i'm vegan.
ok yea its def nanner puddin timei hope it isnt spoiled it did sit in fridge for a while..
>>42836345if it goes in as nanner pudding and comes out as nanner pudding you know you've fucked up
I've had to cut back on fat a little bit and I've begun only eating diet poop
>>42836399no cherry poop? what about salty lemonade?
>>42836357ugh it went off.. no nanner puddin for me
if i drop hanged myself by the nuts would they come off?
>>42836422well I love cherry poop of course but they gotta come out with a zero sugar flavor
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo WHY DONT I PASS wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckk my honlifeeeee
i went for a mastectomy but they made my boobs bigger
the patient who shows up last has to take all the other patients boobs
i went for an orchi but they just added a third testicle
i love all women. cis women and real women <3
not passing and being an ugly freak are the least of my problemsit's being an unlovable monster and not being able to have friends or a partner that I'm gonna end up dying over
i've been buying vials from lena for a while and recently something hasn't been feeling right so i got my levels checked and my T was over 2000 ng/dl that crazy slavic bitch has been putting testosterone in the estrogen vials
>>42836546LOL
wait what the fuck i use lena vials
whats your favorite scp
my favorite scp is lena vials
>>42836564good thing i just made that up then.
>>42836590then why do i look so male
>>42836567I couldn't tell you about my favourite scp, my favourite scp is too strong for you, you need to find someone with weaker scps
>>42836598because hrt after puberty is a meme
>>42836598>>42836617skill issue
>>42836617that sucks
>>42835672>qottyeah there's a lot id do differently. I might still have a relationship with my mom and siblings if I could go back and try again.
taking hrt is a little inside joke i have with myself. every week when i do my injection i laugh and laugh and laugh the whole time.
>>42836602lamplight is my fav
it's so scary being a manmoder in Tel Aviv rn
>6666damn
allah please nuke tel aviv to the ground may all israelis know no end to their suffering
unholy
>>42836666israeli? israeli?
>>42836702American originally but i've been an Israeli citizen for a few years now>>42836692rude fr
My favourite GoI is justgirlythings
>>42836721oh so you're a first generation settler, fuck you
anon i might be wrong but i dont think a manmoder is conducting war
>>42836765settlers literally are
>>42836768slip your finger into your butt twin
>>42836765what do you think colonisation is
waaaah waaaah i want milk waaah
no such thing as a israeli civilian, they're all soldiers in wait, may allah strike down these infidels
Imagine how many brown Manmoders are gonna get liberated from Iron tyranic government
numbies again omg>>42836768are you veganon>>42836782isnt that country like 70 yrs old
>>42836753i just wanted a way to get a free CS degree and IDF minimum service is shorter than the US military's
>>42836823jesus lia you need to read up on this a bit, how long do you think colonisation took in other countries?>>42836829fuck you baby killer
>>42836823>are you veganonno I'd eat you if it was practical and socially acceptable
may all followers of islam be obliterated and soon
>>42836842>durr you were in the IDF so you kill childreni was a desk jockey for the full 2 years but w/e
>>42836864this has to be bait...
>>42836870it isand you should know by now who is lazily casting it into the moder sea
>>42836864you killed babies, you did the logistics for it
I just don't think religion is good, any of it, and the zealots who want to kill each other over it should probably not be allowed to
>>42836852hey wth im not a vegetable>>42836842idgi sry
>>42836879all followers of harmful religions need to be systematically exterminated
WHY DOES MY WIFE HAVE A BULGE IN THIS FANART.???HEY!
>>42836876literally every armed conflict has civilian casualties but nobody cares except when Israel or the US is doing itguess you'd like it better if we all laid down and died instead
cm please fucking kill yourself or stop posting here
maybe i should have a big cookie since the puddin didnt work out
>>42836895don't move to a country and participate in genocide maybe? maybe don't do settler colonialism?
>I'm going to an hero before this loser cm doeslulllmoorofleleliel
>>42836910that should give you motivation to live
>>42836910Im too unmotivated to kms desu.Ill just fucking nap.instead or take a hot bath.All i need to keep.mentally in the clear is hot choco and some sleep.
>>42836902you owe me several cookies
six maybe even seven
>>42836889based but also unhinged idk maybe it's because I see the end of the road here but I really just would rather all the violence stop
>>42836930ill bake some cute ones just the way you like!
>>42836956white chocolate chip pls with regular plain dough!
>>42836905what exactly did Israel colonize? "palestine" was virtually uninhabited before Jews started relocating there.
>>42836960umi ummi :3 ill wear apron
>>42836970wrong you genocidal freak
I'm such a fucking nightmare of a person can't believe I thought anyone would put up with my shit
>>42836879>>42836889you're adolf hitler
>>42836996netanyahu is literally hitler
everyone ITT is literally hitler except me
>>42836996hitler was literally christian though and all christians must die along with muslims
>taking the bait
>milking my cock
>blowing my own mind
blowing my own dad
ok now jerk off to japanese women
>>42837069RIGHT AWAY
>>42837069I don't look at porn when I jerk off anymore and I'm too depressed anyway I haven't jerked off since I was with her and it's looking like that's going to have been my last time
>>42837085ok now observe -> https://www.instagram.com/p/DVEErOmE_3a/
the only japanese woman i jerk off to is this one
i wanna go to the shape store
>>42837090cute and all don't get me wrong
posting while in a party wearing a dress award
>posting in manmoder general while being a foid award
>>42837110fakemoderwhen I'm gone this place will finally be overrun...
>>42837069>>42837090i love you
>>42837122ily2 <3 now jerk it sensually pls
i lost my penis in operation epic fury
stop doing lewd acts
I fucking hate Billy Joel
>>42837136can't I'm a demon of lust
im so fucking sick /m/ros
moo
brapping so much today!!
I think im getting it finally.
moo https://www.instagram.com/p/DSXxyZvk3Eg/
>>42837167hrt? That's literally all you gotta do to at least fit the fucming gen
literally dressed like picrel and i don't look that bad even though im pear shaped (fat) the dress smells really good too
the way you talk about japanese women is rather misogynistic
enjoy the honfidence while it lasts bro
>>42837199I talk about them normal style wdym
>>42837119>>42837120it's first time I'm wearing a dress in public be nice
>>42837211I'm not being mean I'm calling you a fakemoder you stupid faggot
>>42837173Nah. I could get it mad easy and mad cheap. Estrogen is like 10$ a month the legal way and AA probably another ten. We have informed consent too.I was thinking more about a fundamental tidbit about reality. I think some profound mental changes are taking place in my head. Hopefully for the better.Unrelated to trooning.
men can wear dresses
>>42837238fine ok I'm not a bigot
some of us are part time manmoders and that's valid and also: brave
big coogie
my lower back mad hurts enjoy your youth fellow heshe's
>>42837090literally would not stop until she's pregnant or i die from dehydration
>>42837271now imagine if israel took your cookie
>>42837287see you get it
ameriKKKans will eat sugar mixed with sugar mixed with sugar and call that a cookie
20 minutes here I already got groped twice
>>42837211post dress :3
>>42837313anon says the middle east likes my coogie too
>>42837313there might be flour and water but what do I know about cookies
>>42837323>>42837183
also my radar is going off hard for that one being a kpost show fete
>>42837335water?
>>42837325the average "israeli" is of britoid or eastern yuropoor descent. they're about as brown as printer paper.
israel ruins another thread
>>42837353yeah and like other stuff like I said idk about cookies but I do know it can't all be sugar
>>42837313Aspartame is worse than sugah but no one talks abt it bc Diet Dr.Pepper is soooo fuckingg good oh my God *pats his thin twink belly and brraps out a dr pepper smelling brap
>>42835672have you lot ever considered perhaps gently killing yourself for the greater good?
>>42837381sdiybt
yeah ofc
>>42837378they actually are all sugar its the only ingredient
>>42837381you first
>>42837380drank dr pepper today and almost put a knife to my guts to vacate that foul liquid from my belly
>>42837402woah how do they change the colors and stuff
>>42837271share cookie i'll make u cottage pie
>>42837403oh i'm trying but i'm really bad at doing shit
>>42837381i would never kms for anyone else but i'm strongly considering doing it as a little treat for myself.
Everyones selfie on this site will be used to train AI to spot trans people and camera alarm will go off if you use the wrong bathroom
>>42837406yeah coke all the way hhhUpTOP!!!
>>42837357idk what flavor of racism this is idk how to participate sry frem
i want to have sex with 5 japanese women at once
>>42837130i finished sensually lol
>>42837411umm they use the colour of sugar they want it to be ofc
>>42837438oh fuck yess congratulations and thank you :)
how do you even take good selfies without a selfie stick
>>42837432it's not racism lmao israeli is not a race it's like saying it's racist to say mama mia around an italian american
>>42837422same bestie I'm so fucking done
>>42837440oh shit you're right...there's like brown sugar for the base and white sugar for the frosting and stuff...that's fucking wicked
>>42837456i have really long arms
>>42837422yeah samei hate everyone anyway so... except my friends, but what's a little death among friens?>>42837430my magnificent intellectual broinz say this is kinda wonky, but the coke thing is like attractive?i srs just want an attractive weirdo to feed me coke until i naturally expire, is that too much to ask for?
>>42837434what about five korean women? huh? huh? think you could handle that?
>>42837423they can watch me use the urinal its really not a prob i dont mind>>42837459omg what if a nice spaghetti lover hears you stop being so hateful
can any of you help me with four kings ng+?
>>42837532can i put my tongue in your mouth?
>>42837532is it fourking hard? I bet it fourking is
>>42837532sorry I'm only into bloodborne/eldenring and soulslites like nioh
whites
>>42837538no i'm trying to kill the four kings
>>42837550WHERE
>>42837532I don't play video lames because I am a woman
>>42837563ok go hit the books and study feminism
i see naked white women and vomit
is it feminine to violently vomit very volatile venom?as i do
>>42837576I did and luce irigaray said I'm a woman because I don't play video lames
i play multiplayer games with a vibrator under the head of my cock
>>42837553rude? you won't even notice i'm there cmon
>>42837580I see naked white women and jump their FUCKING bones
I play single player games while sobbing alone and chugging drinks
>>42837606hitler
creeping up behind moders in public and sucker punching them in the back of the head
im ngmi lowk. fuck my gay twinkhon life i hope a man recognizes the femininity of my soul has expressed through my flower garden and marries me regardless of my hiplet body
>>42837623you dare call me a nazi for loving beautiful white women!?
honsciencea few years ago I started believing in honscienceI think I'm actually insane because I'm looking at the patterns in my life and believing more and more in honscienceI'm going to die with my brains leaking out my nose containing the physical remnant of a network that stored data representing belief in honscience
as expressed* fucking DUMB GOY IM SO STUPID IM A WORTHLESS FUCKING GOYIM UGHHHHJ I ALWAYS SPELL THINGS WRONG IM SO WEIRD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK!!!!! *hits head a bunch* *cries*
i called myself an aryan princess to my friend earlier and she looked at me like i just killed 10 people
>>42837580that's racist you racist!!
"white bitches are the root of all evil" - Jesus Christ
>>42837653if I were that friend I would have looked at you with barely contained LUST
https://youtu.be/CQWgIHIz_CU
my fp is jewish
>>42837668i would also find groveling at my feet as an acceptable reaction!
>>42837452no thank you i worship your posts
>>42837717woah that's hot o_o>>42837712I mean of course, princess
im philosemitic but ive read the torah and i get disgusted by truly devout jewish people cause i know how racist they are and how justified they feel in any violence and exploitation against non jewish people. really i just like new york jewish people i think theyre chill i love adam friedland and israel has a lot of good botanists that i like as well
>>42837695what do you want us to glean from this
>>42837517DANGER! DANGER! MOID RAPEIST IN THE AREA! RUSH TO THE EMERGENCY EXITs!
>>42837798anon wants you to know that inside of their love is hate and inside of their hate is love
>>42837625please try
>>42837798im flexing
>israel has a lot of good botaniststhey burn down all the date palms just to fuck with palestinians, they're an ecological disaster of a people, most colonists are, an invasive species
>>42837771this is just the way of all faith, inevitably
>>42837813is having an fp a flex? I thought it was a self own idgi>>42837807damn u right that's deep I have much2learn
>>42837834kys
all I have is hateand inside is more hatenobody loves me and I'm not capable of loving anybody
>>42837849I'm too busy being rich and hot and drowning in girls
can't kms yet because what if one day i get to cum in my mother raw
>>42837625ow wth who bonked me>>42837855larry is that you>>42837805wait do i rape moids or am i in danger
>>42837865you have to keep holding on I believe in you one day she'll let you hit it raw
can't kms yet because I need to send her the dress and book I drunkenly ordered to my place to replace the ones I destroyed instead of sending them directlymaybe tomorrow once that's done
>>42837874>larry is that youno xhe mogs me
plushie rape
chudders can you send another selfie where you look crazy
>foids who have sex with their mothersvile, subhuman, doomed to eternal hellfire>guys who fuck they dadkings, philosophers, saints
I actually need to kill myself my birth was a fucking mistake why tf did I have to be trans and a fucking horrific demon no one looks uglier as a tranny than me I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF I HATE BEING A STUPID TRANNY FSGGOT DEMONIC FREAK KILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILLMEKILL PLEASE GOD STRIKE ME DOWN FOR THE CRIM EOF BEING BORM I DEAERVE OT PLEEEASSEREEP
i literally feel the hand of god patting my shoulder as i bust inside my mom with no condom on while we french kiss
every performative white tranny loves to shittalk israel but when it comes time to scrape my 4inch uncircumcised phimosis-laden HOG all over their teeth and gums?
I want a chuddette selfie where she's staring at me wide eyed and furious and pointing accusatively
>>42837944the last thing you see before getting arrested and v coded
get it? because chuddy loves cops
size difference frotting where you make fun of me?
what if my dad trooned out and got SRS and now he's my gf
i looked up vcoding and fell down a rabbit hole about it at one pointthe world is fucked up mang sheesh
if you touch my pp I'm killing myself
>>42837980no I hate cops I just weaponize an extant abusive system when I'm raging and hurt because someone who pretended to love me physically lashed out and hurt me
vcode doesnt seem so bad i like the suite of extensions and it beats something like notepad++
>>42837991weird butt you do YOU!'R butt with fatherly ejaculations i guess?
>>42837874*scans male skelton* You are the moid
>I just weaponize an extant abusive system
>>42837999is methy a good kisser at least
>>42837982yeah wya
posting ACAB online before i call the police on a group of black teenagers for being in my neighborhood sorry they just shouldn't be there!
had another bottle while posting wile shit on the 'chans award
my cock is like, 2 inches long and i still jerk off to this one time i frotted with someone way bigger than me
>>42838025black ppl should never exist!their skin get weird from the rotisserie;(
>no answermethyschizo bros.....
>>42838041peak...
>>42837991im gonna be extra real with you for 1 sec the incest thing's gotten boring at this point and it would help if you found a different angle soon>>42838011thank you finally, my chadness acknowledged>>42838041smol pp haver haha
>>42838015>>42838025>just because you're an abusive asshole you can't despise cops as mindless tools of a broken system while also selectively using them to retaliateexplain this meme
i need to fuck a fattie
saying I hate fascists then dating a person loves saying the n word more than a plantation owner
tight dress really highlights my hips. 85cm waist is lowk fattie area but compared to my 109cm hips it makes almost imperceptible
watching a video where this old guy says loch ness broke up marriages and this was pre-bad dragon
big cocks and tall white men are the marvel movies for straight women
I'll be credit carding you and smelling my fingers after so watch out for THAT
no one to roughly handle my perfect blemish free white body :/
I saw my self in the mirror and got reminded I will never be human againI ruined my life for a memeI should have stayed a moid instead of interacting with you lot
skill issue
>>42838147ME ME oh my gog ME I VOLUNTEER
>>42838175always ready to please the massa
>>42838178if I'm in bed with a white woman I AM the massa
why am I pear shaped I look sooo fat
how pear
>>42838147hi are you smooth
hitting white bitches with pile drivers and stone cold stunners
hitting white bitches with backshots and mating presses
I hate how this place is just /mtfg/ now. Where is an honest suicidal man loser supposed to go. I genuinely despise myself and my body, no amount of HRT or FFS will ever fix that and I just want a place to grieve with others like that
>>42838229go to repgenthis is our turf now
noo.. its fine we'll leavegl moders
>>42838228i prefer white princess actually
>>42838229sorry you don't get to have a place for people like yourself. stop being entitled. just read 400+ posts about girlmoding irl and fetish rp and keep your mouth shut.
>>42838227hi methy
>>42838250hitting white princesses with romantic missionary desu
>>42838016nah, I forgive her though just inexperienced
na i looove you :)
>>42838198traced from a photo i took 2 hours ago
I wish someone loved me
na i looove poop :)
>>42838228im hard again
>>42838285your penis is tiny nona
>>42838285what the fuck is this a trace of
>>42838229mastectomy desu
>>42838296my fat hon body>>42838294idk never measured
>>42838233Go to /mtfg/ or /bmg/ or any of the 10 other generals for mtfs instead of the 1 place where fucked trans women are allowed to be without being called disgusting hons and told they should detransition>>42838298Not her
>>42838290ok jerk off to white women https://www.instagram.com/p/DVNKyG-DbgS
>>42838313did you hold the pen with your foot or were you drunk
>>42838348what the fuck are you talking about bitch it's me laying down wearing a tight dress you're fat
>>42838365yeah I'm fat as hell
>>42838325came 3x in 2mins
bathroom smells like big stinky shit cuz guess what i did :3
i SHIT and i PISS on white women
girls don't poop
why am I so fat
how far into hrt did your buttholes close up?
>>42838400there is no way in heaven or hell you're fat
>>42838378holy shit that's awesome but how're you doing that>>42838385I KISS and I TOUCH on white women
>>42838415ok but why am I pear shaped and how can I stop it
yo when am I getting to slam my hips against some royal aryan princess ass
oh my god bruh
>>42838402year 3 for me, took longer than expected and i was starting to get worried
oh my bruh
oh my bruh>>42838435I don't know you could try working out
>>42838425i practice n i have no refractory period anymore
she hates me
>>42838442perhaps if you behave well enough an aryan princess would let you slowly and lovingly use her pale thighs to relieve yourself!
i joked saying id be worried if she came back from her friend's with hickies and she laughed and said she'd just cover them with makeup if she had
moo https://www.instagram.com/p/DVI_A5uk5eu/>>42838456ok that's huge if true
>>42838497enough with the coon posting oh my god
>>42838497oh my peak
>>42838501cowkini with no boobs is a travesty
>>42838518appreciate her body for what it is please and recognize that small boobs are okay. sheesh. some people
i can only jerk off to the thought of forcibly having a BCI implanted. which is controlled by a pimp to give me a feed back loop of pleasure while pleasuring and also meshed together with the sensations of his other bitches. then he chops off my arms and legs and put me into the glory hole wall to suck n be fucked. im also in chastity.
>>42838501GEM going for round 4
why does she hates me so much
>>42838557who is this for
rember the anxiety you're feeling about your romantic interest isn't love
>>42838608myself im trying to see if this would work
>>42838613remember that you are a silly foid
>>42838623nuh im wise sage with big muscles
>>42838613you laugh at dead trans women
>>42838631post em
https://strawpoll.com/mpnb101OYy5
>>42838634how can you not laugh at prescription cat ears not funny>>42838646nooo ; -; i wanna watch dino show and get snuggly
>>42838655ill belly laugh when you or your bf get brutally raped
useless answers
blobby?!
me in the gym training to pull your penis off like a chimp
>>42838667>belly laugh>being a fat fuck
>>42838654damn my answer got censored in the results this is fucked up
heighthons aren't real btw
to me colonizing /mmg/ kind of feels like having sex with a beautiful woman and cumming yknow? it just feels fantastic. i am cumming all the time.
blocked her number again
you're all lying fucking asshole trend chasers. i am wasian and fat and when i posted myself here last year everyone called me ugly and i wanted to kms
my fp is 6'1 I love her so much
it's fugging ober DD:
six seven
>>42838739it's actually over ngl
Why dont the manliest of moders just eat the passiest of moders to gain their strength?
my favorite thing about her is how much smart than me she is
smarter* :( you can tell im a bit slow, ergo a woman
>>42838256
unblocked her and shes not picking up my calls should I cut
i didn't know kat protested
get over it omgggg
omg SICK mtfg joke (naming a poster)
should i call her roommate to ask if she's ok she never ignored my calls before
>>42838817I'm about to name you. I hereby dub thee poop-chan
omg SICK poop joke
>>42838817touche but it really does look like her tho
>>42838799why r protests in japan always the most spineless shit ever. this looks like a picnic
>>42838829here's what you're gonna do. go down to the corner store and buy a pack of menthols and a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream. use a razor blade to cute up all 20 smokes and get out the tobacco, then put it into the ice cream. stir it so everything is combined. then you're gonna melt the whole thing down and slurp it through a thick milkshake straw. wait 1 hour. then we'll see if you still wanna call her. okay?
>>42838857all the good nips died out w mishima sad story but unforch trv
HOLY SHIT GUYS
i need a new fp>>42838859??
>>42838857it's a fascist vassal kingdom of the burger empire, prease understand
>>42838868chuddy can you translate this
>>42838873why the question marks?
>>42838893i don't get it
>>42838899idk I thought that might help you with your little "fp" problem or whatever the hell is wrong with you
>>42838873if you are cute i volunteer
ok she picked up and told me to text because she was in the bathroom.i also heard her roommate say "your crqzy girlfriend is calling non stop" i hate that jealous theyfab bitch
>>42838917no thanks i think i could do better than a 4chan poster
>>42838899its confirmation that they'll be able to do light based quantum computingp cool but we'll be old before this is in your hand i bet
>>42838924you're crqzy
>>42838937kys
>>42838940damn crqzy bitch
ishould take my meds im crying imagining scenarios where shes leaving me
someday you'll recognize that love doesn't make you feel afraid fren dw
>>42838955you sooo funny>>42838970meaningless
>>42838932obviously not lol
she hates me im so lonely
grow tf up and move on bitchh
>>42838970What makes you realise its love
real eyes realize real lies
>ask her if she really likes me>sees message at 8:13>replies with yea duh at 8:15i should just hang myself
yeah i fucked her
>>42839118stable consistent interest and care, warm feeling inside etc, think bff but also seggscan be relaxed and open and trust theyre still with you and still enjoy your company
only dead girls don't walk away from me
girl move on
EE. UU. e Israel: el eje sionista-colonialista
>>42839427¿did du just assume my Gender, dirty Whore?
>>42839469teebeeach idgaf anymore
>>42839372How did you know for your wife
>>42839566she sperged about the expanse and i knew immediately she was for me :3
