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>>43248674I would be happy having one. No prep, no hemorrhoid assault, can take more cock because extra hole
Who here is caged up? Be honest.
they call you a homophobe but never a liar
this bitch thinks shes wanda maximoff
>>43248687bro i was hoping you'd say "i'd let him shower at my place first", not whatever this is
france has an mp whose constituents are french-israelis lol
>>43248689Are you into having all your holes penetrated at the same time? Must it be a gangbang or can one guy satisfy using his hands or whatever?
>>43248705that ain't me i would never mention poop while being horny
WHY ARE NORTHERNERS SUCH THE FEMINIST AGENDA?????
>>43248705I'd let him shower, even bathe him after that shower, but only if you answer the question and only if what I wrote would be true.
>>43248691im caged in by the invisible walls the world has built! my knee hurts but i promised meself to go lift...
jorgen von strangle
homeless man wandering and harassing locals
>>43248720Both would be hot
>>43248691what's the point?
>>43248755we need him. the discourse is getting so stupid.
>>43248691I think I need to figure out a better size ring or maybe a whole new set up, it really chafes my gooch if I try to wear it all day, I think it might be too tight...
Holy shit I had the craziest dream everI was in San Francisco with my family (i live close by) and the raid sirens went off and they told us to calm down and head to the apartments to shelter in place because they were going to nuke SF and so all of us start running towards the sea and when we get there we're all freaking out and this girl said "I hope it's not North Korea I thought they were cool" and then this fat old black guy started leading everyone in praising the lord jesus Usually I don't have alarmist dreams like that o_O
Shiza is a fucking feminist
chastity is genuinely cringeworthy to me and thats saying a lot given that i have a mediocre penis and im turned on by having bigger ones slapped on it and guys mocking me for my size and...
the only living people on earth would be living in the south and northerners would still be complaining about what the civil war was about and why the north is superior because of it.and theyll be whole ass dead too complaining!
ftm’s that are only attracted to men because they have a biological need to be impregnated daddy loves you<3
>>43248794i don't get it either, but i'm too used to being able to stroke my dick through my pants any time i want
>>43248794continue pls
>>43248759kinky little faggot, I bet you're fun to use
>>43248796unc is genuinely malding over some shit that happened 140 years ago
trumps our first bottom president and surprise! he fucking sucks
>>43248794Its one of a good benefits of having a cockTo humiliate it
>>43248793naur
>>43248794sometimes you wanna use a gay guys holes while denying him access to his cock
plapping ftm’s in their girlcunt <3
>>43248825fatishitst?
>>43248794This is what I never got about cages, I want to be able to see it and slap it.
fuckit im going aaaaaaa
>>43248844Post feet
>>43248815damn i was expecting someone to call me cringe and that be itumm it's very hot to me when a guy lines his dick up with mine and thrusts atop it to emphasise the size difference until i beg him to stop and just put it in already
woulfnt it be cool if jorgen von strangle came and started giving genetic deformities to people that complain about southerner too much?
>>43248859thatd be awesome imo.
>>43248675Sucking off your barely legal 18 year old daddy with lollipop and propeller hat after the gym while hes all sweaty and gross <3
>>43248849what for?
who is the uglier white man? hollywood white man or yuppie white man?
If you are bottom you have to be cute and huggable otherwise you will die sad and alone
>>43248911Not true for me
>>43248911this is what i mean by cute and huggable sorry forgot to attach it to my post
why arent ppl more concerned about our food supply during the apocalypse
>>43248920PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>43248937we produce a lot of corn as long as its able to be harvested and sent to population centers we'll be finelocal fish & game populations will be devastated because everyone will start hunting and fishing
>>43248876Um, I bet he stinks.
why are so many men incapable of knowing what pussy is
where are all my fit pics???
I would abort
>>43249005Yes teenies stink so good
damn schizo loser going strong lmaoadded bottom top to filter -> bliss!
chaining down your ftm after insemination and keeping her in the basement until her pregnancy is finished and she gives birth<3
>>43249040i’ve never in my life seen a less female brained post than this, holy foid
>>43249074the moment you said foid, i knew that ur an ugly loser incel kek
will the real cisgays please stand up
>>43249040and corn?
>>43249085kissgæmy mobile ip is not banned neat
how many pullup will i manage after months of notin
>>43248911I'm already sad alone and ugly so there's no point starting being that
>>43249083foid foid foidfoids have one insultfoid foid foidand it’s always incelfoid foid foidit never landsfoid foid foidbut they always say itfoid foid foid
>>43249124does your mom let you leave the basement kid?
>>43249074i'm surprised you didn't know that thorny was an olden jaded tranpa
>>43249046MOOD FRITZLCORE
what are you guys cooking up now or are you guys making sure we'll have enough supplies to live through the apocalypse?
>>43249140selfreply, same anon who wishes i was a tranny wishes i was a poony
>>43249140i like fucking with pooners and since ftmg is kill i figured pooners would be here (there isn’t a cis space poons don’t feel entitled to)
im gonna miss you guys
>>43249157thankfully i’m going to be incinerated by several hundred kilotons
sometimes a teenie doesnt know how to properly clean his 4skin yet and theres a bit of teenie smegma but its no biggie I just hold my breath slurp and swallow a lot until its clean and the delicious teenie cock taste comes through<3
i'm so lonely, and i feel old. i'll never find a cute bf irl.
>>43249169stop crying schizo
Katy perry being exposed as a rapist wasn't on my bingo card today lmaobut it's no surprise why she ended up with a canadian pedo
>>43249169Byeee bitch bye ugly bitch bye ugly fat abo bitch afro looking ahh bitch
>>43249197women who end up with evil men are never good women they’re just adept at hiding how evil they are
>>43249190i miss talking with u
11 pullups... sad!>>43249217ill be back in a week or 2 or 3
>>43249169is it a long way down?
>>43249237*you will never be a shota
Still no results
>>43249237Very exciting leon sex kennedy.I'd like to be next fucked with my clitty caged and wearing latex catsuit
>>43249237looks like a near missi live to namefag another day
i love my mpreg baby <3however i need you guys to tell me more of your dreams so i have inspiration for projects i wanna work on
maybe it is wrong to make a pregnant woman work while shes still pregnantbut im a workaholic! i cant help it
look at it trying so hard lol20 pushupsi pulledy right arm...
ill only rest when jorgen von strangle is summoned..
>>43249237sex with irl leon kenney
>>43249217Even his own mother never said this.
You guys ruined it
>>43249335He is desperate for attention
>>43249353don't worry, you ruin everything your shitas small hand touch
idk what to do with myself
>>43249364My cock is pretty good
>>43249369r0pe
>>43249370you have a tuna hole
if donald trump was really a fascist most of you would have been gassed already
>>43249360A sissy most foul is best avoided
>>43249371i'm not like that
10 pussiuppsiestrained ass a bit..>>43249394post gole
>>43249379Boomers love how he cucks them so good
>>43249369play with your benis :DDD
>>43249369jerk it or play pokemon
ich bluehe buchataeblich auf!
Fuckkkkkk imagine Roman or Russia terminator is your squad leader or coach
>arrange to get fucked by a beautiful korean tourist>chicken outWHY AM I SO REPRESSEDI JUST WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY ALREADY
>>43249432god i need my girlcunt plapped so hard PIV by him fuckkkkkk
>>43249435p0stH0l3
>>43249435asian guys are kinda weird in the sack you probably dodged a bullet even if he was beautiful
>>43249449P05tb4ll5
>>43249435it's for the better. you should have your first time with homegrown dick, not that imported crap
>>43249435Their cum tastes like kimchi
>>43249419>>43249420i dildo'd myself last, there's no point in doing it again in the morning. if i had a bf though, he wanted to smash multiple times a day then yea i'd agree but i don't have a bf
>>43249500how big is the d*ldo
last night*
>>43248850yeah I love that too it's so hotone guy said my pp and balls was adorable and he wanted to crush it with his hand while f fucking me bc it was so small lolbig dick tops bullying small penis bottoms <3
>>43249500Show dealdouhh
>>432495066 inches, it's vixskin ranger x. i'm pretty sure an average sized male would be perfect for me, i cum handsfree very easily during anal sex
latex holes
>>43249519hot
>>43249482hab geliebt hab gehasst ohne furcht ohne rast!
>>43249519>vixskin ranger x.why does this shit sound like an overwatch skin whatever happened to calling dildoes shit like The Penetrator
Im using my rose toy
>>43249519WICHS SK1N lamo
maybe i'll use a fleshlight today
>>43249589but enough about poonahs
>>43249407i want to be cucked by a hot boomer daddy
>>43249599bottoms have names u know...
my psychic bacterium mpreg baby is a pest(ilence)
>>43249534Die Flamme dringt in mein gehirn einWie ein Blei-TeddybärIch bewahre viele Dinge in meinem Herzen aufDeshalb ist mein Herz so schwer
Great, now I have to fap>>43249511
>>43249607hole, fag, retard, dipshit, slut,
>>43249551was very expensive, but worth it. actually made me yelp loud enough for neighbors to hear (rarely ever happens)i prefer to hold back my moans because it's pretty embarrassing for people to find out i'm a bottom, even if they're complete strangers
>>43249633mimimi schwuchtel lmaoder morgen unser seeiiiiinnn
>>43249638No not that one, this one >>43248850
>>43249638he was talking about his small PENIS, not an AXE WOUND you have between your legs, with spiders and webs and dust and shit, gay guys won't fuck or call your clitoral hood a "penis" you low iq retard
>>43249646no balls?
>>43249646hily fick ur a retard looooolwhat a garbage d
>>43249662nope
>>43249646Where did you get this pic of Shiza's monthly-use disposable friends?
I'm so tired of these 30ish year old faggots who think they know everything. STFUI'm so fucking tired of boomers telling me to be safe, take care, etc. I don't live in your fear based mindset you retard.
the weirdest shit happens in training...right knee stopped hurting, hip hurts and left knee now ..
>>43249694who yhe fuck asked?!?!?! koll yourself do us all a favor kill your self ! q 1
i never had a bf :(
>>43249360im not it was something elsealso wtf jager i thought we were good :[
meth induced elderly kraut psychosis
>>43248675he has the kind of face that makes me want to cum on it
>>43249643wtf...>>432496462nd from the right looks uncomfortable to take>>43249709they are dangerous though
>>43249709:(
>>43249709Me neither! I'm ugly, old, fat, retarded, small dicked, boring, shallow but what's stopping you?
>>43249695ashes to ashes dust to dust old man
>>43249727>2nd from the right looks uncomfortable to takeyou mean the average sized penis looks uncomfortable to take?
>>43248934>fine ass man>cheapest bargain basement jock available
>>43249694sosiaty kant te11 m3 wat 2 d0
>>43249724he only makes the one face but he's kinda good at it
>>43249745it looks really thick for how short it is
>>43249705imagine typing like 12 when your almost 40!!!!!must have lots of practice pretending to be underage like the pedophile creep that you are
>>43249085sup bro
>>43249717>>43249735ITZ Ze End!!!!!
>>43249661thank you for defending my below-average penis anon o7
>>43249646what's the blue thing?
>>43249752that other anon was right, gay porn NEEDS brand recognition
>>43249762AAAAAAAAAAAAAH POOOOOST HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!
>>43249774You look much better than you usually do in that picture sis
>>43249709Me reading this with my 6’8 bearded man next to me
>>43249761it's triple core silicon meaning the 3rd layer is hard, 2nd layer is squishy and the outer layer is soft almost like skin. it feels really nice in my ass idk what else to say. a lot healthier for my hole too if you think about it
>>43249759good isn't the word i'd use. maybe mid. anyway does he post hole
>>43249762Wig
>>43249795sounds nice desu
>>43249781it's not about the brand. it's poor quality and probably uncomfortable. the man wearing that shirt and tie could probably afford decent underwear. even fruit of the loom would be better
>>43249809a gay bf would be even better desu
>>43249778Nta but how big is it?
>>43249791im a fat pig loser giy i know is building a house
>>43249724>>43249759Yearning bottom eyes
>>43249827can confirm, when I had a bf it was fantastic
>>43249831Cute bulgy wulgie
telekinetic's fit
I hate being told "take care" or "be safe" it's very cursed negative language when you think deep about it...it just doesn't carry positive intent
>>43249866fag
>>43249857
>>43249801he only posts pictures of himself on instagram so-you know where i'm going with this
>>43249830a little under 4 and a half inches on a good day
>>43249694>>43249866True words, sometimes it feel empty when used in general. Take care anon, be safe, you can only have your own back at the end of the day, etc.
Are these masc x masc verse twink coded? Or are they a bit faggy?
>>43249886Cute the lil guy deserves to be entirely enveloped including the balls in a warm wet mouth until he shoots infinite ropes of gelatinous cum
>>43249891SHUUIUUIT THE FUUUUUUCK UP U DISGUSTING FUCKING FOTZE ERHAENG DICH DU MISSSSGEBURT
>>43249891See those delicate hints of beige and teal lettering? faggy. I can see your calf just gayly sauntering out of the top of those with a deliberate roast chicken skin tone and ballerina grace. Fag.
>>43249866Grow up
>>43249891i can already see your crop top and hear your fagcent
>>43249917stay safe
>>43249884bro, you need to get into sock posters who show hole. so you can show me their holes
>>43249925thanks hon
>>43249891in what way are they masculine shoes?
broken hearted over a straight man lol
>>43249923the guy you described sounds hot
>>43249886Do you think your bf should have a large penis or small thin 5.5 inches is enough?
>>43249941what does his hole look like?
I miss cezary and his battered boyfriend bartek
EW i hate straight men
>>43249950lolek and bolekcezary and bartek
>>43249929finding someone who consistently keeps their socks on and posts hole and keeps it unshaven is harder than it looks
omfg just ran into a guy who called me on whatsup but i ignored and he goes hey bro 'everything fine with u?' no u fucking nigger its fucking not what kind a moronic question is this i hate this kanakenschwein I sincerely hope u all die
I'd kill myself if I had to post my hole for other people and it wasn't shaved, let alone a boyfriend
>>43249962sigh, we used to be a country
>>43249971r u sad because orban died, thorny?
>>43249974why wait, do it now
>>43249981yes! i need to calm down and concentrate and not spital on even ground!
>>43249947idk I've never seen his lower body naked plus I'm a bottom so I don't care about that>>43249952yeah me too but I still fell for one
>>43249971he could have taken good care of you, kiss you and take you to his bed, showed you how much he cares about you, showed his thrust in you and could have made you feel comfortable, loved, appreciated for once in a very long time... unfortunately, you are only attracted to the guys that have hard time studying basic math, that can't grow any hair yet and the cast of "cuties" by netflix germany (which is a normal thing for german "people" to watch)
>>43249907wow a full dick and ball blowjob is my dream how'd you know>>43249944sure i guess i think it would only be a problem if my bf was somehow smallerthe only guy i ever dated said his wiener was like 5 inches something and it felt huge in my hands
>>43249989how do you fall in love with someone whose lower body you've never seen. and what kind of man are you that you don't care about other men's holes. be for real
>spraying stain remover on an old white shirt i found in my closet that has dark pitseveryone, pray with me
>>43249983You should have said something along the lines of becoming your boyfriend and letting me be free of the constant grooming
>>43249971need you thrown into a wood chipper ha
>>43249910I wear sun protection year round, my skin is silky white.>>43249908You would feel bad if I did, everyone knows you just act tough>>43249935They aren't pink or purple? And they don't have any unecessary straps or buckles, they seemed like they at least weren't super fem, but IG I'm retarded...
>>43250017i don't date people who need to be told they don't have to shave their hole. there's a level of common sense and maturity you have to bring to the table before i can begin to care about you
>>43249891i don't get how people in this general consistently like the ugliest shoes, whatever happened to the strong silent type in something like a reebok c85, or a nice new balance
unfascinating minds
>>nice new balance>nice>new balancelol
i haven't shaved my hole for at least a year, maybe 2 years. the problem is, the stubble can be itchier than long pubes. on the contrary though, if hole hair keeps growing indefinitely, it'll become too long and cause chaffing. there has to be a middle ground somewhere.. i can't even trim my hole hair by myself, i would need help from someone like a bf or something
>>43250031I bring the level of maturity, I don't know if any guy would be ok with body hair and that's why I shave hole and pits and chest and legs.
>>43250017i was in a relationship with a guy like that. used to shave and then stopped since i liked hairy guys and told me how nice it was to not worry about it. i bet he still doesn't shave
>>43250063you shave your entire body just in case other guys might like it and you think that's mature? you're a grown adult that curates your body for potential attention from other people? not even 12 year olds are this insecure and self hating. peer pressure is for children and this isn't even peer pressure, it's self inflicted pressure because no one told you do any of that
>>43250004Nta, I couldn't be in love before having sex, that seems really fast, but the idea that you wouldn't love someone because of their hole or pole seems really shallow and ugly :x>>43250035Um, they're running shoes... They aren't typically your most fashionable shoe?>8 miles in c85sRetarded
>>43250059Just squat on a mirror retard
>>43250102oh well. lots of dicks are ugly and some holes are wrecked.
>>43250102new balances are running shoes, you don't need to put something that looks like a boat on your foot just cuz companies try and sell you on ol faithful being 'outdated' or whatever
>>43250035a pair of red new balances are probably my favorite shoes and i got the idea for them bc someone was wearing them in a porn pic
>>43250004we grew up together and he was my best and closest friend ever, he's very handsome and I'm sure his lower body is fine. I love the man, not just his body lol that's not love if you only care about a guy's bodynot that it matters bc he's straight, but still
>>43250132uh huh. i'm sure it's the purest love ever
>>43250105ew, shiza does that and always end up pooping herself
>>43250004the first guy i was in a relationship with i didn't even know if he was a top or bottom let alone his dick size or hole status
>>43250201was he retarded?
>>43250201and you got married and lived happily ever after and they all clapped when you entered heaven
>>43250209no i was. we met on tinder and i had forgotten that i put my sexual preference in my profile. so the whole time he knew and i didn't>>43250211he wanted to be in an open relationship so we didn't become anything serious
>>43250149it's clean as crystal, friendwhat else does picrel sound like, if not true love? I didn't send it to him obviously, we haven't spoken in six years
>>43250132He's pounding freshteeny twink hole every night, the mad lad
>>43250091Please don't say this... I do this because I want to be polite and rather be clean and boring than flavorful and surprised by other's view on that.
i dont think im pregnant either
>>43250125Well I WAS asking for masculine opinions, so I guess the jerky delivery is just what I get >_>>BoatsThe tall foams make it more believable when I tell guys I'm 5'8
>>43250233wow that's sad
>>43250259i looked it up and these literally come in black, it's like you're trying to be faggy anon...
>>43250233too strong, how the fuck am I meant to cry reading this when you start talking about narcotics and hammers?
>>43250233Gitwm, anons are just jealous that you're in love and they aren't
>>43250233>what else does picrel sound likeit sounds like undermedicated mental illness
>>43250259Post your legs
>>43250277I have soft features and neutral-cool skin, I look best in mited earth tones and neutrals...Is masc x masc actually just when you only wear black? I'm reidentifying as a femboy if it means I can wear faggy colors like green or beige :eye roll:
>>43250242you have no sense of self and exist for other people's approval. it's exactly the type of immaturity that turns me off but you do what makes you happy.
Unce unce unce
>>43250259this is all very not masculine
>>43250226lol
>>43250337...please don't. What if I want to have your approval? What if I want to be a hairy, probably tall, probably strong and hot masc guy like you? What should I do?
this didnt knowed
every day is the same day in gaygen
>>43250362you can't think for yourself. it would be like dating a child. not for me. i'm sure you'll find a pedo willing to tell you who you and and what to be until they get tired of you and move to the next groomable target. well if you're young enough to appeal to the pedos
thinking about wasting time by starting a new civ 5 run
>>43250386Use 4chan once a month and you'll enjoy it more. Otherwise it just feels like schizo chatter assaulting your brain.
>>43250396this is bottomphobic
>>43250329This pic is kind of old, but it's the first one I found of my legs specifically
>>43250259shaq attack 1996 basketball shoe,avy shitpusher
>>43250433Oh yeah i need to see you wearing those new balance naked with your feet in the air, if we're being quite honest
>>43250396I can think on my own, that's why I told you my exact reasoning! Why do you have to be so cruel to me? I asked for you opinion and nothing else and could have found a middle ground.
>>43250433wasn't paying attention to this reply chain, but fuzzy armed soft-fem bottom sex
>>43250408post pp please
>>43250433BWC domtop legs
>>43250433>masc>>43250453this is you >>43250426
alien
Controversial take as a bottom: If his dick is thinner than your wrist his dick is too tiny for you.
>>43250462nay but have this bulge i found online
Why do I love armpits and bush so much? If I were a serial killer I’d skin off and collect the pits and pubes of cute boys—then patch them all together to make a ‘scratch and sniff’ wall at my isolated house in the woods hahaThank god I’m not a sicko haha
>>43250499why no pp anon?
i look kinda good in a thong. so like, the string is supposed to ride up on the hole, literally. probably won't go swimming in this, it'll only get in the way of my workout. oh well uwu
>>43250500Gpt be wildin
is it ok to catfish guys online if you're in a relationship?
>>43250499If I lifted up those boxes what would it smell like?
>>43250516for what, cock pics? there are so many cocks online already.>>43250507as above
Skinny twinks with faggy girl shoes and an inviting hole daddy loves you <3
>>43250528but i want to see your pp not random online cock
>>43250474You're treating me worse than you should.
>>43250513Just—because—you see straight—lines—-like this——doesn’t—mean—-I’m a—robot—-beep-boop-beep—-okay?
twenty years later...
>>43250523like clean penis, similar to an avocado but with a slight hint of musk that gets stronger the closer you get to the dick root>>43250533i could be a random online cock and you wouldn't tell the difference
>>43250549i would know
>>43250537Alexa kill yourself
>>43250539Delta. I’m an alien. If you swallow these eggs (they belong to my sisters) and have them incubate inside the warmth of your guts, I will 100% marry you for life (we have life extending tech). We have the medical technology to heal your guts once our nieces and nephews chew their way out; we’ll also sedate you so you don’t have to experience the whole ordeal. My species is dying and we need YOUR genetics to save it.
> like clean penis, similar to an avocadoClean dick smells like avocado?
is it ok if i have very small love handles
>>43250572>we need YOUR geneticsit would probably be best to just let it die
>>43250559i can't even meme you >>43250585it's was an old meme. although i think it goes "avocado tastes like clean dick", not smells
>>43250590if you're a bottom
>>43250613aaaah >.<
>>43250590If you let me slap them and make oinking noises at you while i plap you doggiestyle
>>43250585Good luck getting clean dick smells from a rot dog with foreskin
>>43250606Please Delta. For some reason only the bodies of soulless gingers can sustain our eggs.
>>43250607:c ok keep your pp secrets
>>43250626if you don't have foreskin you're not ensouled & your parents hated you from the minute you were born btw
the cutdicks are seething over their disability again
Having a hot alien chad lay his eggs inside of you is kinda hot ngl
Removing the foreskin and frenulum delta is like cutting off the cletouris
>>43250655>you're not ensouledthat is why only i am qualified to be this thread's dark knight
>>43250629aaand now I just won't do it out of spite
>>43250681only if his big penis can perform ovipostion
>>43250572Are you hot?
>>43250632oh wait litterbox is still working. look at this funny sex toy i saw the other dayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/kpttysj7gzd4krkt.mp4
>>43250655If my crotch smelled like rotetn cheese and i had to scrape the poop mucus out from under my penis head I would not be a happy camper.n
>>43249715We are OK I think? I joke so
>>43250732well...that's certainly a thing
*squirms around*
>>43250732nice bwc
>>43250774did he turn it on?
>>43250774I will lick your peanit hmmm yummy yummy peanit of anon
just clean your dick and stop making a fuss about it
>>43250825>>43250825>>43250825
>>43250313mean
