QOTT when was the last time you cried over a crush?QOTT2 have you ever had a crush from /cg/?>>43558011 (previous)
I’m waiting for my blowjob
blowjob
>>43560992I’m standing here with my mouth open (trimmed my goatee so it will tickle you more)
footjob
>>43560986nobdy here would have a crush on me bc i yap too much and also too little
>>43560986>QOTT when was the last time you cried over a crush? a couple nights agoi am happy for her moving on im just sad because im a selfish asshole >QOTT2 have you ever had a crush from /cg/? yeah actually a couple. pretty well-known posters, too
>qott:I've cried for all my crushes at some point LOLLL
>>43560953 (beepy)>you called?Yes I did <3
The ancients warned us about this
how fucked up is it to date your friends dad? but like what if they're really hot
>>43561001Awesome!
>>43561006Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I have a crush on you >>43561012Post a pic please
>>43561018Idk but I'd fuck your mom
>>43560986qott: i can’t remember when exactly. maybe a couple months ago.qott2: yeah
>>43561018idk but id fuck ur dad
>>43561003Have you given foot jobs?>>43561004I bet you have hehe
>>43560986>qottI have a crush on anyone who is ever nice to me even a little bit
>>43561034I've given blowjobs and footjobs... yeah.... ><
>>43561036>>43561046Why are you so sexy
wm posted pics and we reddithons are still seething about it today
>>43561033Post feet
good morning cee geehttps://youtu.be/Prv-8_LrJKA
>>43561049Winemom is physically perfect
>>43560986qott: noqott2: no
>>43561063well maybe a little
>>43561047I think because I'm easy to take advantage of and have decently sized tits and a massive ass
>>43561066Oooooooooooo
>>43561058Hey Sanny did you get some coffee
I need to stop being so up in my head and insecure and anxious…because WTF now I feel auramogged by a dumb femboy mommy image because my bf likes it when I am taller and he said he once watched milf stuff and I wanna give him all of that but I am too insecure…
>>43561024im at da airport rn so here's a random recent one from when i was v tired and on the train>>43561027my dead bio mom or my stepmom?>>43561033ppl keep making fun of me for having a dilf dad
>>43561049LOL reddithons r crazy, sarah is there too
>>43561049reddit bitterhons saying they mog her while selfies on their profiles look like average ugly twinkhon #5000L M A Olove winemom 4eva
>>43561076Some advice, step outside of yourself, act like the woman he is so overwhelmingly turned in love with and attracted to, just sort of ‘cosplay’ that woman and let go of yourself for a little while, set aside all self consciousness about it because after all you’re doing it for him, acting like the sexy slut of his dreams, it can be just pretend for his sake
>>43561027This.Always a fantasy of mine to be fucking my GF's or BF's mother on the side.
should i ask for another drink b4 my flight (i also have a layover so i could get one then too), yes or no?
>>43561062im extremely jealoussomeone was seething in the comments talking about how someone like her must be a giant loser to wind up hereas if 4chan isn't mostly cissoidsyou don't know what her life has been like lilbro sit down
>>43561080Whichever one your dad loved more
>>43561076why do you dress with those shoes and those socks and that pose and shave and imitate teenager anime characters? isn't it pedophilic? is your boyfriend a pedophile?
>>43561062>trip /on
>>43561080Mwah I love you pretty girl
i mog wine mome
>>43561080wood impregnate
>>43561104agree
>>43561095he very much dotes on my stepmom but he put up with so much dumb bullshit from my crazy mom that its kinda unclear (apparently she pullled a knife on him during their honeymoon and then they stayed together for like 7 more years as similar antics ensued)>>43561102mwah right back at u>>43561106promise you'll at least try really hard?
goodnight bronyagoodnight beepygoodnight mamogoodnight kitroon
bouta have the sickest pee of my life (i would rather against needing to use the restroom on the plane)
>>43561119>promiseYes. Wood cum deep inside and make sure nothing escaped.
>>43561090Why not? Flying sucks and there are no rules
>>43561081yeah i knowshe's meif you know that then you're also a reddithon - that's a private subwhich one are you?>>43561086idk why anyone would say thatif it's true then you're a gigapassoid - why are you arguing about mogging other trannies on the private sub dedicated to the faggot board of the racism site?if it's not true then... shut up
are people looking at me bc im a twinkhon, bc they think im hot, bc they are repulsed by me, or bc im carrying around a large plushie with me>>43561132bon nuit anon from a far away timezone>>43561139i woke up early this morning and used that extra time to mental goon to this exact position>>43561146that's good enough for me
>>43561080fly safe beepy!
>>43561152Because you’re really pretty and it feels nice to look at you
>>43561152definitely the plushie
>>43560986>qottLike this week>qott2 I am not answering that question
>>43561152>goon to this exact positionGlad we're on the same wavelength.
>>43561152Beepy cmon you're not a twinkhon lollllll
had a really wholesome game in cs. Interviewed a guy. Nobody had asked him about his life before and i think he appreciated it. it was a fun game
>>43561165Yes she is, look how gorgeous she is
>>43561156i just went to the 9/11 museum and memorial like 10 days ago so hopefully they don't do that to me, bc i don't need to deal with that on top of seeing my family for 2.5 weeks>>43561157perhaps its because there's something on my face and i just don't know>>43561160itss uuuh for my brothers kid, ya his child left it with me, i have it for very normal reasons, im a very stable and functioning adult>>43561162i want to be unable to escape him on top of me bc he's just so much bigger (in height, weight, and size)>>43561165im literally twinkhon prime
>>43561177She's a passoid and very pretty!:)
>>43561184>height, weight, and size>6'1", 170 lbs, 7.5" uncut Do I qualify?
>>43561071I did not :c I walked into work and before I could get the pot started my boss sent me off to take care of an emergency
>>43561191Twinkhon is not an insult, she is a super sexy twinkhon and yes extremely extremely pretty
>>43561139would be better if he had his arm around her neck with the bicep in the front yknow what I mean
>>43561205nta but twink is still a man. i want a tranny that looks like a woman with a cock.
>>43561203Did things settle down yet
>>43561205twinkhon is an insult, it means you dont pass
>>43561076Jesus christ allmighty I need a hot milf bf like that.t. chaser
>>43561218I want beepydee>>43561229Being trans is not a flaw
>>43561119I pick the one who won't knife me then
I went to bed, woke up 8 hours later, and the twinkhon debate is still ongoing
>>43561161who's your crush, closet?
>>43561245There is no debate, twinkhons are the sexiest and most loveable
>>43561200yes, probably, probably>>43561218i like to think that i look like a woman who looks like a twink with a gock>>43561229id rather be hot and not pass, than ugly and pass. also i never get misgendered even when i was working with kids so atp im not worried about the degree of passablility>>43561238well the crazy one died when i was 11 so ur all good dw>>43561236thats good cause i want to be wanted
>>43561205I guess it depends on how u see it:pp I said that because I always see it being used as an insult
>>43561253Not answering that
>>43561087I'll try to. Though I do cook for him and act caring and protective and all, so I do part of it already. Thank you :)
Fuck it. I'm just going to jerk off. I don't think I will get real sex today.
fake twinkhons when a real twinkhon shows up
>>43561049Good morning :)
>>43561284I don't like you.
>>43561281Don't worry sex isn't real anywayHave fun anon
a friend invited me to stay with her in another city for a few days so that we could hang out over the summer and said that her dad is super transphobic but as long as i don't mention being trans i'll be fine---so its time for a fun test lol>>43561281its okay, thats why we're all here>>43561282wait so am i the fake or real twinkhon (need to know wether or not im saying: "znarp???")
i found a copy of the book of mormon and thought it would be fun for a laugh but no it's just fucking terrible prose i've hated every word. it's not even interesting as a curiosity.>>43560986>QOTT when was the last time you cried over a crush?i think i cried a bit when my situationship thing ended but that was mostly because I was realizing I'd spent four months fucking around with the most difficult drama-prone person I know and felt really stupid for it>QOTT2 have you ever had a crush from /cg/?i don't know what a crush is honestly. like every time I become friends with someone, at some point I get the feeling that I wanna be closer with them. then that fades at some point. so i guess i've had them on most of the ppl i've met here.
has anybody seen rick?
>>43561282Fake twinkhons when I show up with my powerful beard stubblez
>>43561303will never not be funny that mormon god changed his mind about black people in the 70s
>>43560986over a crush? never. Over an actual relationship ending? Three times, same person.Yes, I do have a crush on a few posters and I actually do talk to them outside of here. Although I know for sure two are uninterested and just being polite so I don't feel too invested.
>>43561184LMFAO???
>>43561298youre the fake twinkhon in the pics saying znarp and crying scared and worried when i, the real twinkhon, shows up>>43561312bruh moment
>>43561282>fake twinkhonsHate those>real twinkhonLove those!
>>43561261I want you to want me to want you>>43561262People use trans or tranny as an insult too but the fact is that trans women are smart, funny, beautiful, kind, sexy, desirable womenTwinkhons are the most beautiful people on earth>>43561274I have no doubt you’re a good gf to him, you are the woman he loves and desires
>>43561270oh i just assumed it was someone irlif you won't answer then you have a threadcrush? exciting
>>43561328Penny BRUH moment?
>>43561282I’m known across the land as twinkhon prime
>>43561284sry
>>43561342you're the ugly version of twinkhon. don't even try to compare to beepy
>>43561337Maybe, there’s more than one reason I hang around here
>>43561049oops i had a boomer moment. "good morning :)" was supposed to be separate from my response to this. Uhhhhh yeah i mean its a little fucked up but it was nice to see some genuinely kind words from ppl. If youre one of those ppl defending me in my redditless stead, i love you ty.
I think I'm just a mid passoid bc I never get misgendered
>>43561350Emphasis on the hon part
imagine being a twinkcouldn't be meim just a hon
>>43561363Don’t listen to that transbian, you are pretty and sexy twinkhon
i might be a twink but i am NOBODYS hon
i HATE when people hugbox me and say i look fine, i literally get misgenderd all the time and no one attractive is ever interested in me sexually
>>43561371Weighing up accepting the compliment rn vs being performatively insecure for more compliments Thank you <3
My stomach growled a bit and this dude besides me stared at me so badI wanna kil myself now omg sorry I'm just hungry what did I do to you dudebro
>>43561355im not the one who made the reddit post fwiwi did not realize you were on reddit and in that sub
tfw too fat to be a twinkhon but too normal looking to be a regular hon i'm just nothing>>43561316yeah i guess i assumed that because everything that happens in the periphery of mormonism, the book would be funny too. but nah it's just boring.
I think we’re gonna win today
being a twink is nice because I mog all the men
>>43561387Cute
>>43561373you are no twinkgruikgruik
>>43561399hue hue hue hue
>>43561049God I wish winemom would top me and be my dommy mommy
>>43561373Hey, hun!Are you interested in becoming a business owner :hearteyes:>>43561388oh im not on reddit, i just checked it through my web browser.
Wishing I was one of those people with a cat carrier backpack. I think having a cat would do wonders for me mentally, I need the kinda animal that will touch nourish me and also be funny and cute
>>43561404Sucubo-cow > sissy Sasha Q
I yam also twinkhon>>43561227yuss, I took care of it and I'm feeling good now tbqh
>>43561393I am sending you The Curse so you lose
A lot of you need a lobotomy to remove the portion of your brain dedicated to language I think.
>>43561414NOT
>>43561429Please :(
>>43561395Thanks for reassuring me anon
im actually so freaky ugly looking people stare at me and im worried i made so many mistakes transitioning at 21 because i was already thoroughly testosteronized and i lk regret transitioning because my dysphoria is physical and not social and the physical isnt actually going anywhere
>>43561418I like S-c but I watched the fuck out of her vids.
>tinder acc locks after updating my profile bio to say i dont do hookups>only people i have to attention farm are moids it didnt work out with on Snapchat I forgot how ass being single is
>>43561442Potential milf
>>43561442I'm being totally honest rn cibi, you don't look ugly or weird in this picture at all. I hope u can eventually feel better about yourself: (
>>43561352very interesting unfortunately i dont know enough moids itt by name to guessand it's probably not steve, maiq, or lothbroknever seen you interact with poopanon or The Dudethat's all i got
>>43561442if you're getting misgendered it's because of your voice since you visually pass. you should voice train
>>43561421Yes you are very beautiful and gorgeous twinkhon as well SannyNow get some coffee babe
>>43561442wood
>>43561465Who tf is poop anon
>>43561442It's because you're a heighthon.
Every once in a while I kind of miss her but seeing her picture solves that
I am penis princess
>>43561465You’d be correct, no crush on them
>>43561414WTF THAT SUB ISN'T PRIVATE ANYMORE???christi need to go delete a thousand comments
>>43561456i hope one day i could a mother that people would want to fuck. i hope i can keep this job or maybe even find a better job and get revision ffs and rib reshaping surgery and maybe other kind of surgeries to help my situation>>43561466youre the person who said my voice didnt match how i look but wouldnt elaborate >:( i do voice train though and can do a girl voice in short interactions>>43561463i hope i can feel better one day maybe after surgery stuff but im a financially pretty tough spot and cant afford that stuff currently>>43561479it definitely doesnt help that im 6'1" and have super broad shoulders. i feel so bad about my skeletal structure its so big and distinctely male looking
>>43561451True, they need to upload more
>>43561391really, nobody calling me a hon for this? chasergen has fallen.
>>43561483True!
My crush? Orange crush
>>43561486It’s me
>>43561495can you post your voice?
>>43561391We love fat twinkhons now. You, autumn... the list could go on forever
>>43561417if you ever go to costa rica it's crazy how many people just carry their cat everywhere with them. like, don't mind me I'm just bicycling with my kitty~It's so adorable>>43561467Oki I will. And ty for the mood boost
>>43561475poopanon runs this general >>43561486gimme a hint
My crush? Sanny
>>43561495>6'1" and have super broad shouldersYou're not unattractive, but you will attract mostly DL cis bottom guys who want you to buttfuck them.
My crush? Rick
>>43561509>>43561517I am never going to say unless they start hitting on me more because the idea of them having a ‘no thanks’ reaction makes me want to tear my skin off
>>43561512https://voca.ro/11QqiPR0ZTyn
>>43561529I hit on you everyday
>>43561529okay but it's a man, right? don't be a transbian fucking SHIT
Hi thread
>>43561235Ikr? The vibes are immaculate, I need to emulate it
>>43561529I know you go off-trip to express yourself sheepishly. It's ok. I won't tell, but I do notice.
>>43561531oh yeah then I have no idea why you get misgendered. is it strangers?
>>43561531wood
My crush? Penny
>>43561561yeah and its because i look manly probably and am very big and broad>>43561563thank you mr. wood
>>43561542Maybe it’s you, idk you’re an anon so it’s hard to tell>>43561544It’s obviously a man>>43561554I don’t actually but if you like the idea of that I won’t burst the bubble :)
i skipped straight from weird tumblr softmoid to passoidtfw never got to experience twinkhon life
>>43561586i went from chad to boomersissy crossdresserbe thankful for what you have
>>43561585It is definitely me, I’m always flirting with you, yearning for you, telling you how much I like you, and just generally being your thread bf
>>43561442Girl, I can‘t tell you why people stare at you, other than potentially height, but you look completely fine and average. By that time I looked 20 years older and it worked out fine for me. Do you ever wear makeup when you go it? Do you go out with your hair as it is in the picture? If so, the only issue may be grooming. About the staring, I have had that feeling too and being outside with other people and getting on beta-blockers has helped me. You need to find something that helps you with anxiety, because it's a terrible cycle of paranoia and anxiety
>>43561567Good taste
craving hollandaise sauce so bad but the concept of making hollandaise sauce in the middle of the day for no reason is so upsetting and i have other shit to do but it would be pretty good. i have some asparagus but i feel like i would rather eat sauce gribiche on those but obviously I'm not fucking making sauce gribiche>>43561442Do you speak any German? i feel speaking German could be good for your passing potential. We could go over some key phrases you could incorporate into your day to day if you wanted. just a little goes a long way
Take this fuckin dick for daddy. Please. No one will touch it :(
>>43561585>don’t actuallyOk. I'll take your word for it, but I could have sworn you did so last night. You said something like you were too embarrassed and it read like you.My mistake.
I wonder what horseanon thinks of dj HorsegiirL
Me and blahaj are cozied up in the back of the plane rn, got a layover b4 I get to San Jose >>43561598I went from looking like an ftm gayden to looking like twinkhon prime>>43561516That sounds heavenly, I feel like prog really fucked me up bc anytime I see a cute animal I get so excited
>>43561615I have been standing her with my mouth open for ages
>>43561613
>>43561567Domt flatter me anon....
