qott: why did you let the thread die? do u hate me?
https://voca.ro/1b3gXC8WEQ8i
do guys really want to have sex everyday? that’s so much
>>44650032wwyd???
>>44650036good morning mateo
>>44650042wow so this is how they met…. moe…
>>44650037i've been saying this
>>44650032hi asexual anon
>>44650055im not op but hello. can you answer this please >>44650037
wwyd if your tranny gf detransitioned
>>44650045https://voca.ro/142bjXonst0U>>44650042https://voca.ro/1nZcOhsJpI8a
>>44650060detransition back at her
>>44650057Good to see you asexual anon.>>44650037Eh, not everyday. Maybe every 2 or 3 days
>>44650063i got all my chores and my walking done already so im gonna play video games like a chud
>>44650063I've been vaguely scheming something of the sort, I'll try!!!!
im gonna do my shot brb
https://youtu.be/CPWxExGk7PMough the production on this song is so good i totally slept on it when it came out
>>44650107i did my shot this morning!
>>44650037yes high test does that
goodnight asexual anongoodnight bronya and stugoodnight pichugoodnight mousegoodnight wulfimgoodnight pichugoodnight alexgoodnight e
>>44650116twin!
>>44650076https://voca.ro/18XeUYk3EQlB>>44650078https://voca.ro/19lcXkuJVWtY>>44650122https://voca.ro/1aNDMrj5WCDG
How’s your day, anons? I’m about to get off the night shift.gf decided to get high last night, over sleep, and basically fucked up our days plans since we needed to start early. So that’s great. Guess I’m free to do nothing this morning since it’s going to be an hour until she gets here and my shift ended 40 minutes ago.
>>44650122goodnight dress shoe!
>>44650132i'm pretty good had someone over last night now she's showering and about to leave
>>44650122goodnight mr e
>>44650122good night fancy shoE!
>>44650143If she had to shower in the morning then I imagine you had a great night. Happy for you. Are you going to see her again?
bitch im back out my coma
>>44650167You were in a better place
okay im back and did my shot
>>44650132https://voca.ro/11aDNY6Rr4ip>>44650167https://voca.ro/1dn69N6buqdk
>>44650190welcome back
>>44650178kind of was dreamt i was on a date with a very nice communist
it’s coffffeee time :D
>>44650194What was for breakfast? And yea, no one else to bitch to. Coworkers left an hour ago and I don’t know these guys. Plus I’m but browsing in the parking lot with nothing to do but stew in it.
>>44650196thank you!
Where did Mamo go? I hope she is not kill?
>>44650167OK I SMASHED UR COROLLA
>>44650231mamo died of being gay and cring :/
am i gay and cringe
its ok to be gay and cringe
Beating up woketard tranniesGrovel, worm.
>>44650167I nutted in your hair while you were sleeping
>>44650254i can smell this post
>>44650224https://voca.ro/12Oa0HiNpZhl
>>44650234BITCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW UStop 5 ye track to me
u was at the bar by myself last night and one gross old middle aged dude starting hitting on me. then 10 minutes later another one started hitting on me. then i got my bill ($18) and was about to leave but they started arguing trying to pay for it. the got kicked out. then I had to pay for it myself . I was pissed
>>44650251NOT THIS CRINGE DDDx>>44650267i like the one where hes like yall eat pieces of shit???
>>44650037Would I want that yes absolutely but once a week is ok
>>44650264Not for me. Weekends are for going out and enjoying things. I relax during the week. I’m a little bit backwards.
anyways
i should kms
>>44650272Wow nice humble flex, passoid bitch. Waaaah, men want me. Oh noooo!!!!Kill yourself.
>>44650283they're ugly middle aged men it is not a flex . i don't pass either
>>44650282Hey you could be my 2nd girlfriend. Would that make you feel better?
>>44650246Am I perhaps speaking with Mamo's ghost? (;ﾟдﾟ)
>>44650301what happened to your first gf?
>>44650302yes i did not receive enough (you)'s in life so i am here to post cringe from beyond the grave...
>>44650278https://voca.ro/1qnN5RtAXKu1
Me (32): what we're seeing today babe is the degeneration of pseudo-intellectual, it's self-negation, the transformation of the pseudo-intellectual into the pseudMy gf (18m, playing with my combover): tell me more babeMe (32): We can see this with the substantive and formal transformation of the material that builds pseud culture. The elder millennial pseudo intellectual read, or at least pretended to read. They read trash to be sure, New Atheists, Austrian economists, Davie Graeber, Howard Zinn, but their claims to seriousness were rooted in good faith efforts to engage in the sorts of activities they thought serious people ought to do. With younger millennials this is already gone. You have the rise of the podcast, the long form video essay, the idea that learning can be fun. With the zoomer pseud, all pretenses of intellectualism are gone entirely, you are qualified to be taken seriously simply for having an opinion on a genre film or social media trend.My gf (18m): daddy your so smart
>>44650279tie a frilly bow around your cock
>>44650311Oh no... so sad look you even made Niko cry! Here maybe this could help resurrect you? (´- `*)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
>>44650308We are still talking but we arent really a couple. We are like friends who talk about sex and stuffBut I call her my girlfriend anyway because she is cute and makes me hard
I’m not very happy this morning
>>44650342i wonder if that's what my ex thinks about me
>>44650261Yeah, you would smell it even more irl
>>44650341awh ur so kind sealposterwell if it makes niko cry.. i guess we cant have that...ok im alive again now
why are so many chasers so tactless and cringe? especially the older ones
>>44650279pretty! a ribbon in the negative space is a cute effect
>>44650319It’s so small and flaccid it won’t hold on
>>44650388they've been repressing for 40 years. john 40s are nearly as mindbroken as john 50s
Someone told me, "this looks like you"
My e tranny brought up hooking up with(getting assaulted by) other guys so I feel confident in saying we are just friends, unless that was a shittest which it probably wasnt
>>44650401i’m talmbout the john 30s
>>44650392thank u anon!!!!!
>>44650411maybe you should communicate more so there isn’t any confusion but ya she probably wouldn’t say that if she was serious about you
i was on a date w someone from this thread . he flexed his bicep and i felt my heartbeat on my prostrate but had to play it cool
my ffs plan gets locked in on this upcoming thursday. my surgeon has a plan in mind and good ideas but i still need more information. please help me figure out what i need to change to appear female. im paying out of pocket so insurance coverage not a concern. please help. and thank you(the caveman brow is a given you don't need to mention that one)my ffs must be comprehensive. and must fix me.>>44650415i guess it's a gradient of mindbreak30 year old chasers are slightly less likely to be reppers too i suppose
>>44650388i have mental illnesses but im not a repressor just me. Trannies here for some reason would rather date the 40 year old divorced dad over a nice 21 year old like me. It is beyond me
>>44650164yeah probably she was cool
>>44650435but you're a passoid pichu, just get type 3 and you're all good
>>44650435not in my experience
>>44650431Top 10 things that never happened
>summer almost over>no girl to get ice cream with meFeels bad
>>44650427doubt it is serious but it’s a little weird because of how much we talk. She also sent me like 16 messages when I was away. This person is nice but fairly neurotic. Maybe Im talking to this person too much.
>>44650410it kind of is you
i transed at 29 but i never chased cause i like men
>>44650443it happened actually . we went to a baseball game this week it was fun!
stink? nopheromonemaxxingits a new trend babetake of whiff of these pits and tell me youre not rock hardyoure chemically attracted to me
>>44650451if you’re looking for a gf you should probably make that clear to her good luck anon
>>44650462Wife material.
my ex is still my favorite person so if he stopped talking to me i would be really sad
>>44650465Stink is outSTENCH is in
>>44650463Did you let him hit?
>>44650435Ditch the haircut, maybe fix the hairline (can't really tell due to roadkill on head), rhinoplasty is your call
>>44650382Yaaaaaaay woohoo! Mamo back I am happy again happy thread!
>>44650472:D im 32 now!
>>44650487Even better <3
i made a second coffee
>>44650474that’s pathetic sorry
>>44650484:DDDthis is awesome i love the confettihru seal fren what u been up to
>>44650502we are friends. you wouldn't get it
>>44650482hi rach
>>44650483i want to look more female, not more attractive. this is gonna read like im rejecting your advice but i promise it's not rejecting it, im just steering with my goals.the hair is unattractive but it isn't masculine and i like it. it's an intentional style among women who don't want to be attractive.will a rhinoplasty help with the gender of my face? im torn on it.if my nose looks *male* ill want to fix it and feminize it, but if it's just *ugly* then im not too concerned.
i'm so happy i never fell for the tranny bangs psyop
>>44650469Thats fair anon thank you. But to be fair someone who says something like >uhh I just wish I would get raped walking down an alley or something Is definitely not trying to be my gf, so is there any point?
>>44650436trannies hate sensitive young men...
>>44650507no i wouldn’t get being friends with my ex IF he was my fav person
TRANNIES WITH BANGS DADDY LOVES YOU <3
Where can I find like a 35 year old trans woman to date?
>>44650526it sounds like she has some serious issues so ur probably dodging a bullet
>>44650463Larp
>>44650042Ahh new TNT girl material, this is a good day indeed.
>>44650550no it’s true her and sarah had a great time
>>44650542I see. But i just love cute girls with severe mental issues. So maybe thats why I cant stop talking to her. Maybe I have some problems myself
>>44650523bangs are fun though. i wanted bangs regardless of my forehead. i used to wear my hair like this before i got my first feminine haircut and it was fine, i just liked bangs aesthetically and wanted them for fun
>>44650565yea it sounds like you do
>>44650570are you posting to get a cum tribute?
>>44650570it just sucks how much u have to maintain bangs when most of the time they don't even look that great . most high maintenance shit ever . the world can see my big ass forehead idec
>>44650523fuck you i love my bangs!
>>44650592Do not listen to the evil lady your bangs are lovely and wonderful
should i get bangs
>>44650578noim posting to show my pre-bangs self for contexti do not want a "cum tribute"
>>44650505I am not so fine... this one anon in my home general is picking on me, which feels me with despair (*T^T). There's this one spammer who won't shut up about me being someone else, and I have absolutely no idea why he even started it in the first place? This is also the main reason why I go off trip here.I hope you're at least doing fine. I know the world can be a shitty place sometimes.
i need to get bangs
>>44650570Always feminine hair never feminine face
i have bangs
>>44650595You need to troon out and THEN you can get tranny bangs.
>>44650598but you wouldn't mind? haha
>>44650523You would if they had bangs for your midface you catty bitch
>>44650605men can have bangs tho
Time to see if I can keep breakfast down
>>44650601I thought you could not be more perfect but if you get bangs you just might go from a 10 to 11.
just found out one of my favorite trannies has a 100% male voice
>>44650602that photo was from 2023. less than a year on hormones and some of that spent on a pill hondose. of course my face looked male. come on now.
blows my brains that americans are really out here saying “hey, why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer buddy” i couldn’t ever take someone who says that seriously
>>44650617Yeah bronya hits you like that.
>>44650594okay ily
>>44650615u don't even know what i look like tho :<>>44650617my bad
>>44650617my bad
>>44650638>u don't even know what i look like tho :<The score is an overall score not just looks.
>>44650639STOLENVALOUR
>>44650617sorry :(
We are ray blanchardWe carry the flame
>>44650625>>44650638>>44650639you wouldnt know her shes not from here. i have parasocial relationships with trannies all over bih youre not special
mouse i can cut your bangs if we hang out. it's only a 30 hour drive btw
>>44650647i can be a good boy mouseyi promise
>>44650651did he die
Tranners what do you think of a man who doesn't listen to music when he lifts?
>>44650608dry your eyes lil bro
>>44650660Trannies try to kill him in the marketplace of ideas every day, like one million Charlie Kirks
>>44650665he's just like me fr
>>44650388I think I’m cool and tactful
>>44650624International Transgender will decry the great satan and say shit like blows my brains while failing to an hero. In the Kwa you actually could blow your brains out
>>44650645oh ok :)>>44650655do you have experience with curly hair? also i'm not sure who would be a 30 hour drive from me>>44650665i am both scared and impressed
i love my bangs. they keep my forehead safe and hidden
>>44650599:< im sorry sealfren thats no fun at alli'll protect u from the bullies!im doing ok, a little sadthinking abt the past and the future and stuff
>>44650686>do you have experience with curly hair?none at all! i have straight hair and i have cut my own bangs one time!
>>44650692i would trust you with my life
does anybody else have any suggestions for ffs? my whole face is on the table. literally. anything to make it look female (not attractive). please and thank you
also why are you people always "sad"?
>>44650697yay!
>>44650037I wish I was still horny, it’s mean to the men I date. I’m starting to realise my libido probably hasn’t gone, I’ve just had more intense bottom dysphoria since starting hrt. It’s gone from a quiet hum in the back of my head to all I think about when someone is flirting with me
>>44650707i have trouble identifying features on other people's faces or i would help
>>44650707i wish i could give you suggestions pichu but i honestly don't know enough about ffs procedures and you look cis passing to me so i don't even know what areas i would suggest.
>>44650708genre dyspporia
im getting my hairline lowered and my brow and forehead reduced, a lift lip and a chin reduction. oh also a tracheal shave but idk if you need any lip stuff or chin stuff to pass
>>44650720yea but its every day for years. get over it
>>44650735>get over itwhy
>>44650708it never gets betterjust endless variations of shitty with no end in sight
posting fav wulfim picgoodnight 2 asexual anongoodnight 2 bronya and stugoodnight 2 pichugoodnight 2 mousegoodnight 2 wulfimgoodnight 3 pichu
>>44650734hairline, brow and forehead reconstruction are classic and a great start for pretty much everyone. and the orbital bone reductions around the eyes. im worried it won't be enough to get rid of the massive forehead shelf thoughyours is in about a month you said, right?
im freaking eating
>>44650748good night ocEan rat!
I’m glad that when I get the insane amount of facial surgeries I want I’ll never have to worry like cis women about some guy in future knocking me up and giving birth to someone that looks entirely different to my heavily operated face. Maybe lack of uterus is a good thing
>>44650742i hate seeing people crying. moping around. talking about problems or whatever>>44650744so why fucking cry about it if nothing ever changes
>>44650759why would anyone worry about that? seems like a non issue
>>44650748goodnight2 mr e>>44650751im not doing an orbital cause i think the brow reduction will be enough to have my eyes looking how i want them. it's less than 20 days a way now tho!!
>>44650748https://voca.ro/1h7ez5rwy4NL
>>44650748goodnight from stu and not bronya
>>44650617how is pichu one of your favs
>>44650523i think you need to be an art ho/emo girl to pull off bangs you're just a normal girl
>>44650748gnight aussie repper <3
i dress like a librarian and i think my bangs suit me
>>44650752*Eats half your pickle*
>>44650780hell yeah emo girl fringe crew rise up
>>44650752you have fancy looking plates
>>44650766crazyyyyy you're gonna mog so hard. im so happy for you that you're getting to do this!!!>>44650767HES SO FLUFF HES SO WOOLL
>>44650783Marry me.
>>44650780i think that's true yeah
here are some positive nice things going on>got a new primer and setting spray from a random japanese store and they were excellent>got new scented lotion and mist to combine scents and people said i smelled really nice>got a cute dress and jacket and felt good about my fit the other day>been getting a lot more exercise lately>hair is getting longer and feels healthier than usual (i had it bleached last year and cut shorter than usual)>read a lot of books over the past year>fall is starting to set in so i can wear my cuter clothing>spent most of the summer dressed down and not afraid to show skinlife is nicehope that helps anon that doesnt like sadness
>>44650786thats ok its mostly there for aesthetics>>44650790they are literally my grandmas plates lol
has anybody seen rick?
>>44650760idk :/
>>44650791i hope so! thank you. i hope yours goes well too
>>44650688It's fine... if anything it makes me want to post there less frequently, which is probably a good thing because admittingly I do spend too much time there. I always told myself if by some miracle I actually manage to get a bf then I'd stop posting in this hellhole. But maybe less time here could be good for my mental health. It just sucks because I don't have the most active social life, which is why I started posting there in the first place.But maybe that insufferable asshole is the final push I needed to get my life together? You'll still see me around here occasionally. But I still wanted to thank you for chatting with me, I appreciate getting a chance to talk with a fellow seal enjoyer. See you next time Mamo.
>>44650797>thats ok its mostly there for aestheticsThanks stu, I love pickles.
>>44650798Kill yourself
>>44650806gives u the other half too :) gives u my other pickle
>>44650791https://voca.ro/1dztQ8Zcz6F0
i could seriously fuck up some fried chicken rn
>>44650822i look like this btw
Am i the youngest chaser here? Im 22
>>44650810JUSTICE FOR CHRIS BENOIT, HE WAS HAVING A BAD DAY!!!
>>44650796https://voca.ro/1j9tisuu4PLc>>44650825https://voca.ro/1mvwaERD1Ml2
pickles are disgusting
>>44650824My well meaning & confident but self aware tranner gf when she feels like cooking again
>>44650832Mental illness has never made anyone say anything racist or misogynistic, but it can make you kill your whole family, and if it does, it's not your fault!
>>44650831the youngest chaser here got banned for admitting it
>>44650831soon to be the youngest tranny here!
>>44650805ok seal fren take care!iktfive been on this board p much every day since 2019 Dxits the closest i have to friends so its hard to leavesucks when bullies make it less fun...
I'm the youngest chaser here (only 31)
>>44650844Bet you wont be calling me a repper when Im raping you dumb slut
I am having a bad heckin' day, which one of you wants to be my first victim?
>>44650816>gives u the other half too :) gives u my other pickle*CHOMP*
im feel really powerful
>>44650836hey you know that’s not what i meant >:( i need salty carbohydrates to cure me
some girl made me watch this and i don't get the redhead vs the blue haired debate when misato exists
>>44650850>performative hypersexual gooner reply i give it 6 months, alice
>>44650864forgot image
>>44650856https://voca.ro/1gLKSvBJHkFS
>>44650865>gooner replyHavent jerked off in 2 weeks Im just a rapist chad it’s in my natureyou want to be next?Drop the loc
>>44650864best girl is kaworu
Me (32): I wanna put my Dunst in Kristen's cunst. Get it? Like the red letter media joke from over 10 years ago?My gf (18m): My dad sent me a "happy seventeenth birthday" card two years in a row
>>44650853AAOUWWUAAOOUWUOOWOWOWW
>>44650864God I love Misato.
>>44650864https://voca.ro/13ln2bgejHGW
>>44650870sorry i don’t want to entertain a future transbian
>>44650864>>44650868*ritsuko
>>44650874Mmmm vinegary!
misato is a pedophile and an irresponsible woman
>>44650878No problem I’ll just rape you anyway
>wake up>no tranny gf next to me in bed with the morning sun shining on her facefml
>>44650881I could fix her.
>>44650885works on my machine
>>44650889she's gonna cheat on you with a little boy
>>44650881at 14 i'd have loved that
>>44650822>rat girl gf (boy)i laughleddo you like pathfinder? i dont know pf2e but in 1e there was the summoner class who could manifest an intelligent eidolon creature from another plane and sorta shape its appearance. like it could be vaguely a rat girl.and when i played pathfinder society at my flgs there was one player with a summoner character who was in love with his eidolon. she was a treefolk-ish humanoid. they were kinda freaky with it but it was fun roleplay to watch.
>>44650845Goodbye for now. You seem like a very friendly person Mamo, you deserve to be happy in life. I hope you find someone special some day. ( *´・ω)/(-ω-｡)
>>44650864absolute unwatchable garbage. if you unironically enjoy this>tfw to deepslop you should actually kill yourself
oops. i accidentally made myself miss the pre-critical role days. the days before matt mercer killed the ttrpg genre
>>44650511Why you thinking about me? Why would I take my name off to talk to you?
>>44650912ok bye seal fren :D i will go showeralso cute vid lole
soon i will become as gods
>>44650914i don't watch anime unless someone puts it on who i'm hanging out with
>>44650601You know you already got em lol
say something nice about me please
evangelion is truly absolute dogshit, hideaki anal is a fucking hack and there's nothing deep about his anime, it's all on accident, he just really liked the heckin' christian symbolism
>>44650943rach i don't have bangs this is a really stupid neg you can't discern anything about my face from a 50 pixel wide distorted reflection of my face in my eyeball
>>44650948You have delayed development and extreme insecurities and you’re neurotic.
>>44650948u make very good posts and we love u :D
Going to the gym to become a better Rapechad
>>44650955D:>>44650956:D
>>44650952he actually triangulated your location based on that
>>44650952post eyeball again please
>>44650907https://voca.ro/13z5dmWR9BmH
i have a private discord server where i'm the only member that i use as cloud storage and sometimes the channels look like they have notifications for no reason and it freaks me out sometimes>>44650966fuck it's over.... if he comes by i'll slump his ass
>>44650952Why don't you blur out your face and just post your hair?
Chaser who comes out the bathroom from shitting and says "fuckkkkkk I'm all emptied outtt."
Does this to your dick under the table during a double date with your parents
japs like kojima and anno are masters of style over substance, like aesthetically pleasing. They make some really cool stuff, but as a whole weebs just take it too fucking serious and ruin it for everyone else, because they glorify the shit out of these hacks and they end up putting out some 2deep4u shit and then it becomes clear they're just westaboos who wanted to suck the western world's giant cock. The whole situation when Kojima got fired from Konami and everyone was sucking his dick, I was like dude deserved it, wasting millions on doing stupid shit, an unchecked ego because all the other people that made mgs great weren't there anymore, it was just ideasman hiring supermodels to hang out with. Basically a management's nightmare. But le heckin' gamers were all like "OMG EVIL KONAMI" when it's like, you are aware this company has to make a profit on these games, right?
>>44650824bitch stop. i got like a painful hunger for a burger, fried chicken side piece and a large drinkive got food in this is so bad
>>44650513>it's an intentional style among women who don't want to be attractiveThis is a cope. Cis women can get away with the worst hairstyles because they still read as being women. You do not have the same luxury. FFS may help, but hair is probably one of the easier ways to improve your chances.>rhinoplastyLike I said, it's your call. I would say it wouldn't hurt your ability to pass, but there's no way to know until you see the results of FFS. I guess you can put it on the back burner.
Hello.
>>44650998catches your finger and places it in a chinese finger trap with my gock
>>44650914another absolutely coal take from blaire, but this is to be expected these days
>>44650998owww *quietly*
>>44651004hi beautiful
>>44651011Sends you a text that says "Faggot" and proceeds to order for you
>>44650974>i have a private discord server where i'm the only member that i use as cloud storage and sometimes the channels look like they have notifications for no reason and it freaks me out sometimesomg i know this exact fear>>44650973pathfinder society was definitely very much powergamers minmaxxing their pcs. there was also good roleplaying though when we had a good dm for the session.i cant STAND crpgs. if you want to play a ttrpg then play a ttrpg and if you want to play a video game play a video game. baldurs gate 3 p's me o so bad. i consider it as much to blame for the downfall of ttrpgs as i do critical role. both are terrible.
>>44650999https://voca.ro/1hw1ifaX9ydu
>>44650879RIGHT?????? so fucking slept on its insane
>>44651016how are we doing has it been a nice day so far. everyone behaving
Gambling your SRS fund on Freakbob vs. Asian Blackjack Dealer
>>44651019cute and yeah... :3what would you order?
I like the elf bitch from dungeon meshi but that's basic
>>44651020https://voca.ro/1adNiaYnPpsT
>>44651032im swell heading out on a walk
>>44651034clav is 5'11 lmao
>>44651023he pushed konami to abandon videogames as a whole, they want nothing to do with videogames, they will just use the mgs brand for their pachinko machinesanno is the evangelion hack. He's made like a billion rebuilds and weebs keep sucking his dick over every single one of them. There's just a lot wrong with evangelion
>>44651020ok so im not crazy!! i've had it for a while so i'm used to it atp but lowkey sometimes i worry like... did i accidentally invite someone into here?also discord gotta be the best cloud storage solution i've ever used thank you discord for the unlimited storage
>>44650973i submitted my post >>44651020 too soon, oops. i loved 3.5e. pf1e was the 3.5e clone so both were compatible and so good. how do you feel about d&d 5e? (personal spoiler: i think d&d is overall overrated and 4e was actually good and 5e is bad because it doubled down on all the ways it isnt actually good)have you played d6 dice pool systems? i always wanted to play more of wod's d10 dice pool system but i ran out of wod friends lol. there's one really really REALLY fun d6 dice pool system called "don't rest your head" that i really want to play with friends. it uses a moderately sized pool of d6s. i used to dig through my flgs' loose dice bin for matching d6s to make the three different dice pools >little girl character who had a giantlol now im imagining a bioshock little sister summoner with a big daddy eidolon
Hons are so much hotter than they used to be
>>44651000i’m still so hungover do you want to go get some popeyes?
>>44651040she’s literally me
>>44651054i heard he’s getting a rly expensive surgery to become 6'4
>>44651069Have sex with me
>>44651068i wan hamburger
>>44651064Would
>>44651079which dungeon meshi character is literally you?
>>44651064you're gay
there's this forty year old unc barista I have had to work with in the past. So fucking bizarre, dude has a Rei tattoo, loves Eva, he walk around with one of those tiny little hardcase backpacks with a bunch of lewd anime titty stickers on it, he openly talks about living flat chested women, he's tried to hit on me before and invite me to his crib to have some beers, it's just such a walking stereotype of a manchild, like you cannot be going out in public like this, you need to have some decency. Cool dude to have convos with, but the manchild autism brain just gives him zero firewall in regards to human decency
>>44651088there’s a 5 guys close by we could stop in there as well
Picture this: Waking up and her girldick is still in your mouth.
>>44651099plenty of chasers catching strays right meow anyways i didn’t know those types existed in mexico i thought it was only in the west
scared about sex again
>>44651096You're gayer
>>44651051okayyyy that's so trad good for you
shelly duvall's wedding. i hate marriage but I do think I might throw myself a wedding. something like this
>>44651131im gonna throw myself a wedding for my 40th birthday
>>44651131i also liked lily allen's but ah. you know
>>44651131>I can't pair bond but I want a pair bonding partyWomen.
>>44651113they're much more prevalent here in the northern parts of Mexico, since they're incredibly close to the border and the Northern Mexicans LOVE to borrow all the shit parts of the American culturebut yea we've had complaints about him too, I'm not joking when I say he's in his 40s, and he basically tries to flirt with a lot of our junior 18-19 year old baristas, like really explicitly and sexually. He's been getting away with it because he's really experienced, but if he ever goes too far with the wrong person I can't imagine it would end well for him
>>44651138i think that's beautiful!!!
why can’t men pair bond. they just sleep around and cheat
>>44651141Women.......
I wish trannies weren't so cynical all the time. I understand why they are, but man, it's a downer.
>>44651151>STOP HAVING FUNThis is what you sound like
all of you just eat hot chip and lie.......
>>44651152brown look at my sandwi h
>>44651154it's a cold world out there
i will never pair bond
i believe the world can be fixed if we turn brownya into a somali woman and force her to live in somalia for a week
>>44650752Beautiful beautiful sandwich and a beautiful penis too
how to pair bond 2026 working
>>44651151That's meant for actual women and not trannies
if you pair bond you lose. city girls forever. cuffing season is coming up and I need us to stay locked in and focused. i should throw some parties to make sure everyone doesn't lose sight of being sexy and free
>>44651171first you need to make sure google chrome is up to date
my spirit is trapped here on earth, does anyone know how i can move on to the great beyond? sick of haunting redditors
>>44651180i use faggotfox
>>44651178misery loves company
>>44651171lay on my chest and let me put my hand on you hip
>>44651170thanks you. my penis thanks you too
>>44651058https://voca.ro/1b0lsZYQUCKh>>44651062https://voca.ro/1fjPRQglWuO4
>>44651187who's miserable?
>>44651169i love bronya but she would not last even 10 minutes in any given third world country that kind of person can only exist in a sheltered first world environment
>>44651171
zoomer women being desperate for sex is just so funny as a concept for me, like some of them see me as a possible candidate, and I am an absolute fag, like zero doubts but they still fucking try with me. Their own peers can't even get close to them or hold hands with them in fear of the social feminist repercussions, so at best they just get one night standed by some chad at the club and then they cry about it for the rest of their lives since they're really not capable of making emotional bonds with anyone anymore
>>44651192what did you put inside of it? did you find corned beef in the end? what kind of cheese is that? swiss?
>>44651185oh um it’s over then
>>44651188okay!!!>>44651199bees are kinda cute tho…>>44651203fuck fuck fuck nononononono
>>44651205>bees are kinda cute tho…I could be your honeybee
>>44651178why are gay men like this
>>44651200weird incel tier take
>>44651200TRVTHNVKE
bf who doesn’t hate me
>>44651200TRVKERVKENVKEMVKEM
https://voca.ro/1A87xCFaQ47V
>>44651225still think this guy and lothbrok are really just transbians trying to make chasers look bad
>>44651208what if we pollinated together >.<
Back in the old hood
>>44651218how can it be an incel take, I have no shortage of women propositioning me for sex, I am nonstop drowning in attractive women who want to have sex with me, it's fucking annoying. Zoomer women need to fucking leave me alone
>>44651227watching the plane hit the second tower screaming WHY WOULD TRANSBIANS DO THIS TO ME
>>44651232I got it, I'm your bumblebee, you're my honeybee, we live in a flower and we pollinate it real often
>>44651235mnngh
>>44651225>>44651227https://voca.ro/1bCzPo712DVR
Domestically abusing trannies for fun
>>44651225Am I Mandela effecting the fact that this used to be twice as long?
telling choids i love them while dming 6 other incels
>>44651236probably bc you don’t pass at all? the talking points are incel tier. it’s actually millennials that are failing to pair up in the statistics and i wouldn’t be surprised if zoomers turn out to have higher marriage rates than millennial manchildren once gen z starts getting older
>>44651245#Stevefished
feeling like a real lizardman as of late
>>44651239i refuse to believe a man could act like lothbrok without elevated estrogen levels
>>44651242CUTEEEEE
Zoomgroids thinking they're the Fourth Reich is hilarious to me as if they're not the generation that was brutally groomed on the internet. The Raped Revolution, if you will.
>>44651256Holy cope!
>>44651201its the roast beef from yesterday. i went to another store today but they also only had deutsche corned beef. and they didnt even have the dressing i wanted but thats fine because i am capable of mixing mayo and ketchup on my own
>>44651259these are surprisingly reasonable prices
things millennials like to do >transition at the age of 30 >have cats and funko pops instead of children >work as baristas and pokemon trainers in their 30s>be poor >complain about gen z
It’s okay to be a race fetishist
how do i work as a pokemon trainer???
>>44651267We're going to pollinate so hard we're going to get noise complaints from the other whimsical creature inhabitants of the meadow
>>44651201and its gouda. but its no surprise you couldnt tell
Daily reminder that zoomer bussy is meant exclusively for millennial chaser cock
>>44651252>>44651246there's two different editions with different clips of his vocaroos
extremely dark spots under my eyes but I purposely stayed up late in my youth because I thought dark circles/eye bags were cool.
>>44651280succesful milennials with happy relationships and home ownerships exist they just don’t post on 4chan you’ll get a warped view of them if your only exposure to them is 4chan because only the biggest losers stuck around
If your birth year starts with a 2, you're basically a woman to me
>>44651290TRVKE OF ALL TRVKES
I'm a successful millenial homeowner and I'm here to get the happy relationship part checked out
of course chicanoshirt ofc
>>44651194kojima was basically their nail in the coffin, they were always shying away from videogames, but he was their last straw, I don't really blame em. Why struggle with unchecked egos and a volatile market that has become way too inflated over the years, when you can just make gambling machines. It's why gachas have become so popular nowadays, it's predatory but it's a ruthless and sure way for a lot of these slimy profit maximizing companies to make money in an oversaturated and bloated videogame marketbut yeah the whole NHK existance, hikkis being so prevalent in Japan, and as a consequence due to the spread of it in western cultures it sorta becomes, well not socially accepted, but you see if in western society a lot more. A bunch of shut ins doing weird eastern society type shit>>44651256it has nothing to do with my passing. Regardless of what you think about my passing, I legit without a doubt look like a gay feminine person. I get hit on by men fairly often, I get harassed by men fairly often. Zoomer women have straight up traumadumped about this same shit numerous times. A lot of these women end up getting raped by guys taking advantage of their inexperience, and as a consequence they abandon romantic or sexual pursuits with their partners for a long time. Gen Z is just absolutely fucked. The problem my generation has isn't that they didn't have sex, they're just chronic cheaters and entitled twats. Gen Z is just a total social disruption, they don't even know how to flirt and have zero survival instinct. I get this almost you could say motherly urge to protect a lot of these women, but you can't really do anything. Social media, phones, ipads, covid, porn, it did irreparable damage to their generation
>>44651285from my memory you have to stand in one spot and when soneone walks a predetermined amount of feet infront of you you say something like 'i like fishing' or 'i'll teach you how stong i am' then you battle them
i’m not attracted to men that are too young like 18-21but i’m also not attracted to milennials because they’re soi and all i think about when i hear the word milennial is killkarl on tiktok
>>44651286our garden will flourish and the flowers we sow will show the world our love
would you get with a tranny who used to take her jeans down to her ankles when peeing in a urinal?
>>44651311you’re a milennial who’s on 4chan’s gay board to date?
im scared of long term relationships so I only want hookups and FWBs.
>>44651334Feels good man.
>>44651278Still $13.99 when I went just now
>>44651321I tried this and some autistic kid knocked out all my pokemons and I had to pay him money he muttered something about how he had to stop a team
I'm scared of hookups and FWBs so I only want long term relationships.
>>44651264All part of the Great Plan
>>44651344oh was that an old pic? i guess they raised it by a dollar. still pretty good tho those look so good.support ya local businesses
>>44651311You're a loser who owns a house lmao
>>44651265Most of the chasers here have elevated estrogen levels though?
>>44651351but having a partner feels like too much of a commitment, can you really be around that person everyday for the rest of your life? privacy is no more.
>>44651349probably going to beat on that sweet james boy pussy
WARWHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
>>44651283you should kill yourself actually
>>44651334Probably not.
>>44651371absolutely nyanthing :3UWU
>>44651359estrogen is stored in fat tissue and fat men have higher estrogen levels so maybe
should I put chorizo in this reheated chili? do we think that is a good idea? will it enhance my guychow
>>44651377why not :(
>>44651386yes that will go nuts trust
I bet I could be incredibly rich today if I didn't give away my pokemon cards like 15 years ago. I had some incredibly rare cards, all plastic sealed. But y'know, growing up and all that, let go of childish things. I haven't touched a pokemon game since my teens. I see this resurgence in Pokemon with both zoomies and my own manchild generation and I'm just like wtf, this so fucking retarded. Unchecked obsession and manchild behaviorI've bought like 1 or 2 packs before when hanging out with my zoomie uni friends, but I don't really fuck with that shit. Slantoids will always find a way to be predatory with these types of people, fuck nintendo, fuck game freak, two nukes weren't enough
>>44651386Probably should cook the chorizo first, then add to chili (unless you're using Spanish chorizo)
>>44651381basically all fubs are reppers lmao
>>44651318https://voca.ro/1avDjjMaShsf
>>44651390I'd have to assume you're a really not smart person and that does not interest me. No offense.
>>44651396if you were rich how would your life change?
>>44651335Beats taimi.>>44651357Hey you can't talk to me like that under my roof!
>>44651391i am full of trust rn, gonna dice some fresh red onion too, holy fucktoast some bread for dippingholy fuck>>44651400its spanish chorizo, you can eat it as is and its tasty
Today I discovered Peso Pluma thanks to a latina tranny. Who knew Mexican music could be alright?
>>44651396my mom was a teacher and always took the kids cards and told them they would get them back at the end of the year some kids never got theres so she gave then to me and my dumbass gave them to my old roommate for absolutely nothing same thing kept in a binder with plastic coverings
I have no clue where my childhood pokemon cards ended up.
>>44651412holy fuck
okay this is a much better picturegod i hate this. i already spent thousands of dollars on this! what do you MEAN i need another procedure?? it should just be gone!fuck this gay earth
>>44651409god forbid a girl get weird and socially inappropriate with it
>>44651428cute
>>44651428Facial hair hons <3
>>44651431You asked, lady. Read the room next time.
When I was in spain the delis were so cheap you could just live off some bread, chorizo, jamon and cheese and whatever small meal on a night out and you felt satisfied and woke up 1/4lb lighter
>>44651431>god forbid a girl get weird and socially inappropriateBronya's motto.
>>44651431god forbid men wear sleeping masks
Girls have hair on their face too. My ex in college had a really thin mustache but she was cute i loved her.
>>44651166i want you to fail to pair bond with me
Nigga said cute to a picture of a tranny who didn't shave :sob: :skull:
>>44651454they rly don’t unless it’s hirsutism which is rare. peach fuzz isn’t the same as terminal hairs and your hugboxing isn’t helping anyone
>>44651463>your hugboxing isn’t helping anyonetrvke
>>44651451really took that to heart didn’t you
Wax that peach fuzz off sis
>>44651463She can just shave electrolysis is a waste. Shes cute and a little chin hair wont effect passability.
>>44651408shut ins are a thing everywhere, but it made em think it was quirky and socially acceptable behavior, which is bad because these hikki neets contribute nothing to society and their pornbrains don't realize there's social boundaries you shouldn't cross, but they read their doijins and hentais and they're like wow this completely normal!!>>44651410it'd be worse desu, struggles make you stronger, they make you better, so long as you're not a failed human being you should be able to adapt and know right from wrong and know how to overcome>>44651419lmaooo, man if only we knew the future, like I never woulda thought there'd be a resurgence in these card games like pokemon and yugioh, and I had a ton of rare cards for both. On that same train of thought, fucking bitcoin, like I remember it getting shilled on /g/ back in the day and I had a wallet with some bitcoins in it, a little novelty thing or so I thought, completely forgot about it because it just seemed so fucking silly as a concept. But whadayya know, buttcoins are now incredibly expensive, I coulda been rich lolit's honestly funny, it's not really a regret, it doesn't bother me, but it is funny to think about, society is just fun, so unpredictable, gotta stay on your toes, you never know what might happen. I stay strapped, after that boil you gotta try to rise to the top
>>44651459i CANT shave! electrolysis needs the hairs there so they can be zapped>>44651471and you DEFINITELY cant do that cant even do that if you're just getting lasers
(Fat fucking bald cuck old chaser voice): Babe, my ex in college was also 6ft5 with linebacker shoulders and a full beard. It’s normal. Now whip that gock out.
>>44651480Struggles do make you stronger, which is why the rich are weak and the poor are strong. Make the rich strong by taking their money and having them earn it back. Give the strongest poors the most money
not negging is considered hugboxing.
To those who have the most, more will be given. To those who have little, even what little they have will be taken away.The word of the Lord,
>>44651428its okay im also a facial hair hon
>>44651504pretending like terminal hairs are the same thing as vellus hairs IS hugboxing and directly harmful. having stubble can get you hate crimed
>>44651495shifts of power often happen, you just gotta know exactly when to step in, find the right people to grease up. The powerful get comfortable, you gotta take advantage of that, make em think you're their little drone, they'll never see it coming. It's the same shit they do, you're just doing it back to them>>44651511when you have nothing to lose, you have everything to gain. Stop listeing to the Jew who wrote the Buy Bull
also i have grey hairs nowiwn be a cute underage girlboything like choids like.... ough....
>>44651428ENOUGH
>>44651518You wont get hatecrimed for stray chin hairs. If you are that worried then just shave.
>>44651522how old are you?
>>44651480i remember thinking in 2015 i should get a bunch of bitcoin i had like 50k and i wish now i would have done it my ex dad and brother were like thats stupid even 10k of it back then and i'd be so set right now
i've spent around 12k on electrolysis and im not even done yet
>>44651480https://voca.ro/11E9itYSWanA
most people dont get close enough to my face for these tiny hairs to be at all visible i still pass okay even nowi want them gone because they bother ME nobody's gonna hate crime me for this it's too sparse to be noticeable >>44651524this is the only way i can get your attention nowwhat happened to us
I almost bought bitcoin and I almost bought Etherium, but I was poor and in school and then poor and in an internship for both.
Humans have hair, no suprise. shared ancestor with apes btw. Humans are sexy apeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/NSS5XDtLPtM?is=fWajAvyR0zTIbK74
>>44651522https://voca.ro/1kaUHPIBZBss
>>44650974u need to get on the private custom emoji server meta
5'11 vs 6'
>>44651557I look like the ref
>>44651536we're up to 48 now i think
being a tranny is so expensive qq
>>44651027based nyanya...i could never b her T~T>>44651428u call that facial hair... baka...
Trannies, a rich man is offering to marry you and pay for every surgery you'll ever want except SRS. He wants you to sign a contract stating that you'll never get SRS. There are two versions of this contract and its up to you to pick. Which one do you pick and why?Contract A:No SRS. He wants to get topped and bred at least twice a week. This contract prevents orchi as well.Contract B:No SRS. He doesn't want to get topped. He just likes to see your dick flop around and leak while he fucks you. This contract prevents breast augmentation as well.
i still stand up and pee at home almost 100% of the time
>>44651566No its not. Unless you are getting surgeries.
>>44651556well i could just do that with my cloud storage server.but i don't have nitro, and i'd never pay discord money for any reason, so i can't use private emojis.
>>44651578electrolysis is expensive by itself
>>44651585i knew a cis girl who got it on her legs they were incredibly smooth
>>44651585then dont pay for it. you dont need it. Unless you have a beard shadow
>>44651573who's gonna tell him our dicks don't even leak
should i go to the store to get groceries or kms
>>44651579Based. Idk why so many people have nitro.
>>44651271You are so strong and brave for that>>44651289I don't know anything I bring nothing to the table
>>44651587scottish stirfry?
>>44651587healthslop
anyone else thinking they wish they won the lottery? i feel like thats the only way things could get better for me
>>44651593getting it on my legs would be cool but face takes prio>>44651594>you dont need it. >Unless you do of course
>>44651572you could be her!!! but i think you deserve better
>>44651549it's unreasonable. These social programs should be focused on getting these young people jobs in the long term and training them. Unchecked social welfare should be exclusively for those who are actually at a social disadvantage (the old, the cripples who can't work)we've been arguing about work being eliminated from society since they invented the printing press. There will always be some made up job for someone to do. Just gotta keep moving, otherwise you die. I don't care if it's a bullshit job, but look at it like a car, if you don't move your car in months eventually it's gonna struggle to start up, parts are gonna get clogged, issues will arisesame with your body, if you don't use certain parts of your body they will decay. It's the same with society. You have to keep the parts moving, the machine oiled up. If you give social benefits to absolutely everyone there will be unchecked growth. That's a cancer, that's what happening nowadays. When you give people handouts they just keep growing without a care. Whether it be third world countries or impoverished uneducated first world neighborhoods. You have to be careful when you feed a bad cell, a tumorous growth
Dont get all these surgeries and still not get laid.
>>44651596going to the store seems like a better option
>>44651596Definitely kill yourself, imagine the savings
>>44650625lol
>>44651616what does sex have to with any of this
>>44651615imagine how disgusting and fat everyone would be if there was ubi i think everyone advocating for ubi wants a wall-e future
>>44651620you are evil, you're supposed to always say no.
>>44651605black pudding and chorizo paella. or something in that style. it's okay needs lemon>>44651606it's probably relatively healthy I didn't add much fat. but i wouldn't recommend it for those on a diet>>44651616it's easier to get laid the less you've transitioned
>>44651579i thought there was some number of free emoji slots wasn't there?
>>44651617i guess>>44651620true
>>44651629lol
>>44651631Attempts at attention with constant idle threats of suicide deserve ridicule and only ridicule
o wait u cant use custom emojis at all without nitrowas it always like that
>>44651649if she actually does it, its your fault now.
>>44651609Eh I think that'd easily slide into maladaptive daydreaming. Not much sense in what ifs imo.
>>44651638for the server yes, but i can’t use them outside of the server they’re apart of, so not really useful if im the only one in there
>>44651629that's basically the future these lazy commies want, unlimited growth all the way to the stars, humanity becoming a cancerous growth in the universe, completely unsustainable. Imagine, India and China in space..... oh my..... such wonderful growth,.... GDP...... my possibilities oh my.........
>>44651654It is evil to hold people's emotions hostage with threats of self harm and they should never be rewarded for it
>>44651660cring...
i have a private discord server to monitor some hoyo check-in bots i run. it's just endless seas of this interspersed with the occasional unimaginable mogging from me. it's a window into my soul it's my holiest of holies
what do i want to eat chat
>>44651128thanks im a real trad wife eunuch communist
>>44651693very fashionable these days
>>44651664doesn't matter how fucked the planet gets as long as gdp goes up just slap a carbon tax on it that is prohibitive for anyone to pay unless you are a multibillion dollar corporation
>>44651689Nachos
>>44651689one île flottante
Can someone talk me into shooting myself
>>44651709You should try everything at least once?
I can't wait until we have a Ganges on Mars. I wanna shit in it. I also wanna open a coal powered factory right next to it with my good friend Chang Huawei, we're gonna dump rich carbon based minerals inside the river to give it a zesty seasoning
>>44651709Could do. Probably won't.
>>44651587https://voca.ro/11DF2X9JbD6h>>44651615https://voca.ro/1awJIxM1TSEB
>>44651705good idea
is it really worth it to be shilling out thousands for multiple treatments to potentially remove body or facial hair?
things i deserve >one million dollars >new yoga mat >to get my ex bf back >ice cream >good grades >respect
>>44651732define worth it
>>44651732no, it’s a lot cheaper to just kms and reroll but I’m retard
>>44651735ex bf back and respect are mutually exclusive
>>44651727let's stay nourished
>>44651754you’re making the assumption that he was the problem. how cute :)
would you still love me if i couldn’t stop farting
>>44651761https://voca.ro/17sEzls1Y8RD
>>44651742would it make me more of a woman than others?
https://gist.github.com/lolzballs/2152bc0f31ee0286b722lole this made me snicker
A job guarantee would do a lot more to solve major social problems than people realize IMO
>>44651780it would do a lot to sovle my problems T~T
>>44651791and mine!!!
i was looking for a job then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now
>>44651735you bitch you made me want ice cream now
>>44651727schools don't really teach you anything, besides how to be obedient. They don't teach you how to be socially responsible, they don't teach you how to be economically responsible. Programs where they get you jobs are optional. I was a part of one of these optional programs, most of them were blue collar though, basically an autoshop class, you also got paid a bit and they tried to get you a job outside the school. They also had limited slots. You're pushed to schools that cost 400k dollars a year, most aren't gonna do it unless they get special scholarships or have rich parentsparents don't know how to parent, and they don't have time to properly parent, because both parents have to be working pretty much all day in order to sustain their family. It's thanks to the unsustainabilty of these programs, bailouts for billionaires, society just has become completely unchecked and nobody gives a fuck. You have a senile pedophile "businessman" as a president of the USA and nobody really gives a fuck. Everybody's just too concerned with the schadenfreude. We're in total freefall>>44651780a job that can actually provide, plus some economic responsibility. There's a serious lack of education, and that comes from the inherent selfishness that people like the Rothchilds have encouraged to be propagated throughout the years. They don't want an educated society, they want obedient slaves consuming goyslop
My experience with a lot of the chasers here except they’re not trans men
>>44651717That is true thank you
>>44651796loll i think abt this exact lyric all the time
>>44651780+1
>>44651800youve met a lot of chasers here?
imagine gay sex
>>44651813Flirted with
>>44651816B-B-BONAR
>>44651816scary
>>44651816ok now what
i decree today that life is simply taking and not giving england is mine it owes me a livingi always forget how based morrisey is
>>44651820>>44651821>>44651823haha you’re gay nowpranked!
was*
>>44651833For you.
>>44651810they're gonna make me the commisar of gender studies once the revolution pulls thru
i don’t want to go to the store i just want to go get ice cream
>>44651800the only guy from this board i’ve met up with was tall but not very forward. he was bf material. i’ve never met up with a guy from this gen or even talked to one so i don’t know what they’re like
in a perfect commie utopian society, the trannies would be guaranteed a job in the harsh and cold siberian coal mines, or maybe be sent to be cannon fodder to invade a neighboring countryprivyet, komrad!
