Celeste pizza for one editionQOTT: what's the saddest dinner you've ever had?prev: >>44845302
yeah i miss the dog dick ones
>>44857073probably the dollar general store brand pizza i just ate
probs the nights when i wouldn't go to classes all day because i would be asleep then i would spend the later half of the night paralyzed unable to move so around 2-3am i would get the greasiest sandwich still available and ate it in silence and then repeated the behavior the next day
can we get a dog dick
>>44857131pero caca
>>44857073yogurt with cereal is sadly common for me and it sucks
>>44857073I've had a lot of nights eating leftover fast food delivery, living off ramen, trying to budget for just rice and beans, or skipping meals entirely - but my saddest meal has to have been my blackened frozen lasagna dinner from the bargain freezer section at target that I tried desperately to get hot in the center in my weak-ass little microwave maybe my second night in a new "efficiency" studio without a full kitchen after being cut adrift from any former support
>>44857262
this is my blog
>>44857073The nights without dinner
>>44857293god forbid she answers the fucking qott
>>44857073most nights I don't have anything to eat for dinner
>>44857311Hey we match
new qott: is your dog dick out
>>44857306i hope she fucks you bro
>>44857326it stays out.
>>44857329>>44857336incels on estrogen general
I would fuck agender
I would suck a dog dick
>>44857346we have a name for that now idiot
unlearn your misogyny and maybe then you’ll be able to womanmode
being on HRT has made me like 1000% more misogynistic because I now buy into sex-based stereotypes that I used to dismiss out of handsexual dimorphism is a fucking curse
if you guys don't start posting better i'm going to leave
>im a man>40 year old grandpa meme spam>im a man but phrased different>agender picture>boo agender>i would fuck agender>im a man>lish>a>im a man>im a man
>>44857408
>i'm going to leavewhew, thank fucking god
>>44857408this gen was never good
im a man
40 year old grandpa meme spam
>>44857436im a canadian
>>44857442how's your jewish girlfriend btw
>>44857442orlyi can has cheeseburger xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
posting old memes
>>44857483moids believe this
im a fucking poid bro
peemale
I want to frot
unc don't got it
unc don’t frot it
you're all my nieces and I cum on you to pieces
money for girls watchparty
can i still post here if people see me as an attractive woman and i also have a girlfriend
sure
no country for mode men
im the last truemoder
anal sex with tohsaka rin
>>44857600this thread is for everyone but manmoders
can someone post something funny
no
it's been so long since I've had my dog dick out :<
dogdicks are ONLY acceptable when knotting midna
SOMEONE PLEASE KILL MEPLEASE
>>44857763>>44857728
>>44857709probably not
THERE'S NO TUNNELTHERE'S NO LIGHT
who’s on their period again?
I’m sorry you have PMS
what if tohsaka rin had a dog dick
what if tostada horchata pero penor
please anyone
what do you want from us?
m*** m*
meet and greet this friday
leed's mead and sneed
>>44858041where
hello moders
>>44858074my real fans should know the address
>>44858090hi kg
>>44858074the wawa in wayne
2500 Mandela Pkwy
>>44858196what do you want from me
watching youtube while she plays games is so goated for my brain
watching family guy and playing subway suffers while we're fucking
>>44858289
I like frozen pizza ngl
yuck!
>>44858401i just fuck and cum idk what you mean by this
what kind of manmoder experiences have you had recently mmg
Should I just tell me coworkers I’m a tranny at this point :/
>>44858426tell us the context please
I put my trans flag on in my company slack for visibility day, pride month, and awareness week because I'm a good LGTVBBQCOMPTIA+AH64 corpo drone
>>44858436I'm agender flag, they've already made jokes about my "rack".
>>44858441what jokes have they made>>44858438why
go fuck yourself i'm furious at this point
>>44858452what's going on?
>>44858459her gocky didn't want boing boing
>>44858459i'm better now
>>44858401i live like this
it's awesome to be an adult about sex and not act like a little fucking baby. if you hate your dick just put it inside a girl
preferably of age. forgot i had to specify that to you
>>44858746Trannies are straight men on this website this shit is so fake
penis = rape
shit like this makes me larp as a gay bottom
>>44858755can you READ? do you have a voice in your head for when you read things? >>44858758yes
>>44858774> if you hate your dick If you hate your dick >just put it inside a girlJust put it inside a girl It wasn't complex literature was it gimp
you can answer me, it's okay. i'm calm
Are you an ESL bimbo or what?
>>44858786when you read a book does your autistic mind make everyone sound the same with no inflection or purpose in their choice of words
can we watch peanuts instead of fighting
>>44858804This is how I know you're a retard, you're turning this into too many replies instead of getting to the point dumb bitch
>>44858804yeah you need to die bro
>>44858805it's nowhere near a holiday. you're being performative and associating womanhood with peaceful cartoons. have you seen higurashi
i really gotta kill myself soon
>>44858810>>44858811>>44858813>>44858816remember the great pumpkin? please stop fighting
hang it up then hang yourself Alisha you’re nowhere near my level.
you used a period on the end of your sentence and it scares me
>>44858820#trannyrage
I don’t care if I’m non-binary, agender, or a trans woman. I don’t want to be a cis man, I don’t medically want to be a cis man, I don’t socially and legally want to be a cis man.
>>44858893can i ask you a question?
>>44858907Yeah what is it
I can balance a pen on my brow ridge
>>44858963How about a pen is
>>44857073>what's the saddest dinner you've ever had?instant ramen at a friend'smade me realize how pathetic instant ramen is
Asian chick with a fat ass and big tits, short hair and bangs—literally my weakness. I eat that Jap goddess's whole asshole.
NITR-073
Gonna die without experiencing PIV
>>44859273that doesnt really fit the description of what i'm looking for
BBAN-594
>>44859286How about PIA
>>44859296PIA is mid, frotting is where its at
>>44859293i came so much to that >>44859294ദ്ദി
>>44859294again, no. i want a big fat ass
>>44859299Have you bottomed?
>>44859309No I would never
>>44859300you have low standards
GAS-518
are you even trying? L faps
mom deleted the w faps
Are those letters and numbers porn or something...
>she doesnt know
add me back e
I've got a big brow ridge
Dad said I had a butt like a woman :( moids r so creepy
>>44858419the comic sounds more like what cis lesbians do tbdesu
it’s so funny watching lisha get mad and call people dumb while being functionally illiterate
i filter my own name so not gonna read that, but you're wrong and a transbian too
>>44859784it’s so funny watching (you) get mad and call people dumb while being functionally illiterate
>>44859435hehe no
when i say sorry that i look silly and also fat she just laughs at me
>>44860079is this subliminal joi? the speed looks stimulating
how do manmoders front like big men during job interviews
how do manmoders finger they own ass hole
>>44860157hey can you not talk to cowkini like that? thanks
>>44860157whats joi
>>44860217jerk off instructions
when do i get a boyfriend
when you get a job and put on the dress alice
but luna i dont have a job or own a dress :(
>>44860231but it kinda depends not sure there's instruction for it
i hate seeing women who sort of look and act like me because i know in my soul that the demiurge is torturing me with another me if i wasnt tortured for his amusement
someone told me I look like John Lennon kek
i have been told i look like dua lipa
i have been told i resemble a young alec guinness
making me wait an hour until i can take my next hit of marijuana should be classified as human rights abuse
moderjuana or now that we’re stoned do you wanna makeout
works every time
i shou!d hit a dispo on lunch today shouldn't i.
clavicular is a diddyblud?
he successfully fucked a kid
My life fr sux bro
frfr dawggy dawg
ts pmo fr
im a man in my dreams
>>44862591I know, I was there
the dream rapist
used to read werd up magazine
>>44860217james orin incandenza
riveting
like watching paint dry
please cover your gyno sir
who are you even talking to?
made her cum
cap
idk about you all but i for one am glad it’s getting chilly again. this fall weather let’s me hide the cones without sweating to death
can we get funnier posters
do it yourself
>>44864181why are you so lazy? do you think the "funny" posters have special powers?
https://x.com/fluffyworl3uae/status/2101353792675705041
wow :')
just get a vlc shirt and say the cones are a pr gimmick
alright im gonna head to bed but that doesnt mean anything since im still gonna phonepost
walking around with no pants on and a traffic cone stuck up my ass telling everyone I'm installing VLC for halloween (it is still september)
(laughs) what
>>44859515>cant keep her story straight
>faggot can't keep her story straighthmm yes, mysterious
meaning she's a filthy liar
>>44857293NO ARROW BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE AND SAY THAT!
i want to suck a bbc
>>44864214i don't think there's any
I hate the cool seasons I want eternal summer
my stummy huwted
they killed aba and for what
you guys made the funny poster sad and now there's no more jokes
how do we make charlotte sad so there's no more charlotte posts
Celeste Pizza? could this be a TRANS PIZZA?
>>44864804we had a funny poster?
>>44864852why don't you like charlotte? everyone loves her!
>>44864633i sweat way too easily :( it’s so gross to exist in summer half the time
If your feet are cute I'll stop posting here for the rest of 2026
>>44864906get a hobby, girlfriend, job, anything atp
can't believe this hateful b*ymoder insulted my feet because of my shitty paintjob... my life is ogre...
I've got a job and hobbies... Gf woul fix me...I'm here bc I'm a moder though I had to give up on my transition goals at doctor's advice
you're so full of shit lol
>>44864940like honestly
>>44864890yeah
yes we had a funny poster. yes she was british. yes her name was britnona.
britnona is just squeaktoad
big ben go bing bong
>>44865110oh so you think the n-word is funny
>>44865123NO
ELLO LUV
the n-words are fighting in the parking lot outside my house
the squeakcord killed c*wbot for daring to speak up against their grand wizard
>>44865198oh you must be squeaktoad i've heard so much about you
>censoring it so she doesn't get a notification and show up
>d*sc*rd degeneracy
i have insider information that britnona is squeaktoad
I have information that will lead to arrested development
i have man tits
I've got nipplesgreg
just changing your name to a homophone with a crazy spelling is a power move
nah, that geriatric codger would call em mantits too
im actually at my limit lol i have nothing
you gotta let them charge for a lil while. you can't just keep cranking out goon juice and never expect the well to run dry.
nipples greg milked me :(
https://voca.ro/1jA2EHydHeOf
ey one more timeit's me andyand i am back with a new posttook shorty to see another ghibleythis one was about what if a girl was smallmade me wonder if a andy was smallgot me thinkin about all those adventures i would go onmaybe there's a piece of cheese, and i fight a big mouse for itmaybe there's another food, and i fight a big mouse for itmaybe i ride on big rufmaybe if i was up that high, i wouldn't feel small at alla pizza could last a month when we left the theater and we were walking in the parking garage got me thinkin bout a horrible crime that happened when i was in college it's kind of a horrible crime the way you guys treat mecan't even talk to shardy about itcause last time she caught me on lgbt i had to explain for 5 hours that i wasn't gayended up proving it with my penis that got hardfuck her up against the wall, andy stylecraziest thing is, that's the smallest i've ever felt in my entire lifei'm sad
if we all got turned into chasers, they'd make me the big one
the only way out of this one is to kill myself
>>44865640https://vocaroo.com/1oaj02acH3Jj
spit up the nastiest tonsil stone chunks earlier
. ▲▲ ▲
epic faillul
>>44865966oh no :( what causes them?
hello moders I ate so many peas
miss kilogram's had a kilogram of peas!
not funny
*slaps belly*this moder can fit so many peas
not funny.
i hate my life
peased to make your aquaintance
can't you just feel the green pea-ness of it all?
agender should sit on my cock and milk me
imagined whirled peas
i already got the suckjob
>>44866134why are you following me
>>44866155do I have to scream?
>>44866165nevermind i didnt know it was you
pushing pea
pomni themed peas
>>44866185
>>44866223I love the lain soundtracks
>>44866259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKLpPc1_fQ0
>>44866265groovy
gooey
ratatouille
can i talk about getting head and blasting cum or are you losers going to have another conniption
is there more to it or did you basically already tell us everything
there was a thing she did with her tongue i could talk about for hours
the only thing you’re blasting is tren nasty ass hon
i don't know what that means, and you're being mean, so i'm going to go hang out with her now
they're jealous of transbianania
i can think of something else you can hang
can you guys stop bullying lisha
>>44866416old dude buttcheeks
>>44866438Yeah could have left that part out imo
>>44866438the best hah
>>44866414you dont always have to tell them everything >.>
ladies and gentlemenraise your fucking dicks
activate squeaktoad protocol
>>44866887this is clearly squeaktoad
>>44866416it's cool that you can just make a show about your weird fetish for abusing teenagers and it'll become a massive mainstream hit
>>44866939this is clearly squeaktoad
qott: frozen burrito with milk, awful.4tran lgbt server for friends:https://discord.gg/lostcord
>>44866996suqaktoad
>>44866996who made it and who's in there and can I join and is it for manmoders and can you tell me more
every "manmoder" cord is passoids lolfarming this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-b8P1yj9w
https://voca.ro/12EOPnrMMh84
do moders carry pepper sprray
>>44867076https://vocaroo.com/1ox2cv1NEIJj
>>44867080I don't
https://voca.ro/1cywrG1FioSK
mirror mirror on the wallfirst shart i smee tonighti wish i may i wish i mighti wish i was gay i wish i was white
>>44867117https://vocaroo.com/1k0PRVoDCSxh
>>44867080i used to but now i carry a knife because it's less likely to succeed and infinitely more likely to backfire on me
they'll do this but they won't use discordthey'd rather use an anonymous forum to exchange links to short voice recordingslike fucking internet cavemenlike they're using fucking carrier pidgeonsexcept even internet cavemen can use fucking phones
https://voca.ro/1aJisPuvL2Sg
https://vocaroo.com/1gSzCDgZtEKP
>>44867161>>44867149>>44867129>>44867117>>44867094>>44867076not funny britnona
>>44867144I'm scared to join the discord I wont know anybody
>>44865640>the retard vocarooposter is also antivaxpick a struggle
>>44867194https://voca.ro/1otbFci8Dgnk
>>44866375hi lisha
>>44867225https://vocaroo.com/1mYoQxGexmUc
>>44867232at least one of the vocaroos is good
i think i'm trans
https://voca.ro/17PNIT2Wb46f
I didn't get vaccinated
https://voca.ro/11u4xHwtt9uQ
>>44867256this is clearly squeaktoad
the only things i've ever been vaccinated for are tetanus and HPV because those are the only things i'm at risk for
https://vocaroo.com/1kbedgr3pgzW
>>44867287This is the smart way to approach vaccines
I'm at risk of moderitus
just had an idea
>>44866547can you shut the fuck up?
>>44867452ugh, whos talking to you?
>>44867481the girl i responded to was talking to me. but you know that, you just think being annoying is funny. stupid fucking bitch, play higurashi
>>44867494uncslop ass gameshit was coal in its day too
transbian fingers raping me through my iphone 18, they go for my asshole first
keep bragging bitch, ill be getting vissually assaulted by your dribble through the iphone duo soon enough
tried my idea
>>44867526you have access to a fraction of my mind and yet you waste it. my brain could win awards. did you watch the anime or read it?
>>44867555i dont know what you're going on about with the whole mind stuff, but i played it on my gateway in like 2008
>>44867564that's awesome. thank you for finally being normal enough to have a conversation
killed my darling, had to be done
my darling shot me down
my darling hates my guts lol
just saw w miku faps
i need to see that
liar
fine, i want to see that
>>44867639https://x.com/prncesskhy/status/2102135408620351724
D faps (not W or L, but draw)
>>44867674kill yourself
damn i kinda don’t fw it
>>44867678shit's D faps :/
that's what my gf said too :(
i'm pissed that you guys think i have neutral faps
(neutral voice) wow i came wheee yay wow
i did just cum and it was just ok
wasted your cooms boys, got your w faps right here
w >_<
>>44866416this happened to me but without me wearing fancy underwear and without him using a condom and i told him to stop and criedand im ugly and old and not a woman and i was taller than him
>>44867932>>44857293
yeah we've all been raped here, big fuckin deal
>>44867935this is literally me but im not sad i just feel numbi also have long ugly hair and am not that fat>>44867938dont think it was rape i even masturbated to the memory
just give me a shoejob and be done with it
>>44867932How can you get raped by a manlet? You would have to lower your ass for him to insert his cock or he would have to stand on a steppy stool to reach it
my penis looks so good, like it's sad
>>44867952it was not rapeand when ur on ur stomach like in the video you cant really escape if he has some muscle and ur weak and not sober
>>44867998Idk being butt secksed by a gay dwarf is rarely voluntary ime
can someone bake? we're super far down the board, so new posters aren't able to find this
nona i'd normally bake, but people would make fun of me since it's only page 8
Lads, it’s 55F outside. False fall is here holy fuck…time to wear cool clothes.
>>44868523no one asked you megan
all i ever fucking did to you is say i don't want to talk anymore, so stupid to act this way
>>44868486eat shit you annoying cunt
imagine a cute old couple (mm4cm) in a fall themed kitchen and as the moder bakes a sweet smelling pie her husband reads middlemarch aloud and basically everything is perfect and i, the moder in the story, am very happy in content. of course i am fat and ugly and my face is pockmarked and i look like a fucking man and my pelvis is misshapen and i have a man gut and pimples on my ass and cellulite and a huge ribcage with far apart breasts and a man skull with a man browbone and man hairline and my breath stinks because i drank and smoked too much yesterday and forgot to brush my teeth for the fifth time in a row and the enamel is becoming super thin also i lay in bed playing videogames from the 90s all day -- could you imagine that?
>>44868840no one asked you megan
>>44868840coal
I'm actually going insane, killed by abysmal dogshit draws again oh my god bruh
>>44868856>>44868856>>44868856
>>44868858we'll be skipping this one, thanks
>>44868868no one asked you megan
no more of this stupid ass drama, fuck you all. i'm just posting in the first bake every time
>>44868872>immediately samefagging to bump his shitty threadloser faggot
>>44868924who do you think you're talking to or what is going on
>>44868924>4chan greentexting
>>44868935>>44868938samefag
>>44868983do you know how this website works
>>44868991I'm not posting in your dog fucker thread, megan
#trannyrage
im really fat
good
>>44869024you will.and she didn't make that thread