first for fucking kill yourself retard

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>>44900411
>QOTT
I'll start us off: poodle

>>44900418
Language!

my body is hideous, it was hideous before T and it's hideous now. why is it so hard to do what i need to do to lose the weight and stop hating my body

>>44900541
Cheer up anon, at least you're on T

>>44900704
i feel like i'm wasting it being a skinnyfat soi looking retard

every time i take my T for longer than 2 weeks i have to jerk off like 4 times daily so ive been on & off for several months. im turned on by literally anything

does the boner ever stop or do i just have to cause problems until it doesnt. i like my tgrowth though

>>44900754
what boner are you talking about clitty cat

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fuuuuck...

hiii thanks for making new thread
i went out with friend when and forgor
>>44900411
>QOTT
my fav dog breed is probably chihuahua
>>44900418
someone is mad

a girl likes me at college what do i do

im an inferior cis guy

>>44901062
yes you are
know your place

>>44901068
what's my place tho

>>44901075
giving them money
start by donating to Gs twitch stream

so the gay cis guy i thought i was talking to is actually a stealthmoder trans guy. ive alreadyu agreed to meet them irl on a date, i guess ill be seeing what t4t is like soon. still hes the most attractive male i have ever seen in my life.

>>44901180
bruh

>>44901233
He passed so well you couldn't tell?
Nice~

>>44900411
i like american bulldogs and german rottweilers and doberman

>>44900969
Mad they got called out in
>>44899964

can you leave your psychosis in the other thread?
if you want to be all "im mike i get 20 people pregnant a day despite being 40 and living at my moms house"
then go make your own thread, we really do not care

>>44901290
Its crazy you even have to say that

>>44901243
he sure does. the only reason i found out is because i was talking about being trans and he replied
>same
to my message and then i realised
its wild i would have never known!

>>44900411
>QOTT: What's your favorite breed of dog?
if i was going to ge a dog i would get a really big one like a great dane

>>44900411
>qott
dachshund
>>44901290
i come here occasionally so idk but this shit looked so fake. like it was 1 person talking to herself about mike and then mike coming in to defend himself while pretending to not be himself.

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>>44901324
this image that gets posted basically explains what it is. just a sad guy with no life.
ok im not talking about it anymore.

>be me
>last night
>out drinking with friends
>leave bar
>visibly overweight guy with his one friend start heckling me
>must have noticed my trans pride pin.jpeg
>starts being transphobic to me
>the usual stuff etc
>finishes by saying guys dont have boobs
>i reply with "you have boobs you fat pos you're not a man"
>the people on the railing of the bar laugh in his face
>me and my friend group walk away laughing about it
10/10 experience. Y'know i never knew how i would react to conflict with other guys but i did surprisingly well. It actaully felt good to defend myself and make that guy look stupid.

>>44901391
good job anon! you handled that well and showed him whatsup

>>44901391
they're always fat istg

>>44900411
QOTT:
pugs are cute
>>44901391
ohhhh you ate him up

i liked the discussion about college last thread. i mean one hillbilly got mad he missed out but it was nice seeing the confirmation that trans guys are smart and college educated.

>>44901616
People were really talking about college the same way Gen x talks about missing highschool because it was the greatest time of their life

nobody talks about missing highschool though....because its highschool. everyone agrees college years are the best years of your life for good reason.

>>44900940
Thought this was a guy with a fat ass until I saw it was a w*man... Gross...

>>44901632
>this
Also posters were talking about college while currently being in college.
The only person getting mad was an old cis guy that has never been and jealous because they were too stupid to get in.

>>44901632
>everyone agrees college years are the best years of your life
Have they even lived the rest of their lives yet? And you can reply to posts by clicking the "No. numbers" on the right side of the post.

what cologne are u guys wearing? i've been wearing jean paul gaultier le male elixir for fall/winter but want to buy something more casual now.

>>44901657
Cologne is very homosexual, so none I just shower

>>44901632
agreed. just like this anon stated >>44895128 its peak. being old, ugly, unfuckable isnt beating your years in college lets be real here.

>>44901632
>>44901665
Samefag

missing out on college is like missing out on life

>>44901640
not really, there was variety of opinions in the replies and i don't remember anyone getting ''mad''
>>44901674
also this

i only saw one guy getting mad in the replies ngl
everyone was agreeing college is a good thing

>>44901713
College is good. People with college degrees way waaaaay out earn people without degrees.

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>>44900737
What if we go to the gym together and spot each other?

>>44901719
its true, you will still get right wing grifters telling people not to send their kids to college, meanwhile the grifters are sending their kids to college hahaha

>>44901704
Honestly most people were just saying they're lame for the glazing. I think atp it's them yapping about that fake person.....

>>44901713
someone said they didn't go yet, some guy got accused of lying, someone called it a cock carousel for women, etc. so that's a bit disingenuous

>>44901713
that one guy is now getting mad about it again...

>>44901727
Yeah

who is arguing being 40 and living with your mom as a virgin is better than being in college with a bright future and going to parties and having sex and living your best life?
its not making sense to me

>>44901683
it's so fucking true, if you have the choice GO its the best. also it will get you a good job. if you dont want to live in a trailer park you need a degree.

hi hello hi i saw the general on page one and the doggy made me open the thread. im from mtfgen i will answer the qott and leave <3
>>44900411
>QOTT: What's your favorite breed of dog?
i like the borzoi dog its silly

>>44901769
they are silly i agree

>>44901769
You dont have to leave we like trans girls!

>>44901774
when they lay down they disappear like a pancake oh borzoi
>>44901811
this is very nice to know thankyou

>>44901811
>this
>>44901890
my list of people i like goes
>G
>trans girls
>trans guys
>cis girls
the rest are unimportant

>>44901921
who or what is G?

random thought: what happened to Funnydog

>>44901950
oh im sorry forgot you are new
G is a famous trans boy celelbrity that posts here sometimes. hes like a male model. we all simp for him.

>>44901762
What're you majoring in

>>44901950
>>44896255

>>44901978
oh that is so cool there is a celebrity here i hope i can meet him :O
>>44902027
oh wow he is a pretty boy

>>44901632
my party years were wild i was the most bisexual person to ever exist :) im in my last year now and im more chill.

my favourite humour is standup and my favourite colour is purple

is it malebrained to be a successful vinted reseller

>>44902318
you already know the answer

>>44901713
for many people it is completely worthless and they graduate with no prospects and end up flipping burgers

dreamt I gave G a footjob. his dick was massive

>>44902420
keep telling yourself that burger flipper

>>44902437
i would guess G is hung
he has big dick energy

>>44902518
>t. 70k in debt and entry level position

>most you can hope to earn is the starting salary for me

40 year old broke incel living at moms house
vs
25 year old pooner working their dream job earning 6 figures
who you picking?

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>being a single alcoholic factory worker in your 40s is based actually

i wish i knew hot to fix computers or be an electrician or some shit like that

>i wish I knew how to do slave labor and die early from a hot wire
this is why cis males are better off running into bug zappers while transgods take the real jobs

>>44902717
fym im literally a pooner. i want this because its good money and self employment. fixing computers is not physically demanding like construction work is

>>44902669
the trans guy obviously. anyone is.

>>44902736
your dumb regardless, anything with computers is a saturated field. get into woodworking instead.

>>44902752
your dumb. your dumb, okay

>>44902639
in your dreams pooncel

I own mikes bussy

>>44902766
your purpose is making lunch for me as i work a more important job

>>44902856
Don't break an arm jerking yourself off we don't care that you respond to emails and buy purses at zara or whatever it is you gay linkedin people do

What happens when the incels mom dies and they end up homeless what happens to those people?

>>44902916
the internet gets better

>>44902669
Always pick the guy with a future.

>>44902669
which one shaves?

>>44902856
LEL little poona thinks they are a high roller.

>mike still kicking and screaming mad

>schizo babble

>>44902916
liddle poonahs wouldn't last one second in a mens shelter

cis guys are so pathetic

>>44903063
they'd be getting threewayed almost immediately, oh this I have no doubts.

>>44903078
''d-dood you have to respect my pronouns!''
>gets beat up for being a fairy faggot and gets taken to the womens shelter to be groomed by the resident street bulldyke

>>44903053
who u calling a little poona thats an INDEPENDENT bad bitch, he's just still in the process of manifesting these 6 figures

>>44902916
guess we're going to find out for mikecel over here clocks ticking for his momma

>>44901720
let's do it bro i'm sick of looking like a pooner caricature

>>44903103
This is the best case scenario for them

This thread sucks.

>>44902669
cis guy is all downsides
trans man is all benefits
not the hardest choice

>>44903378
better than the femboy twink threads....oh there arent any
lol

>>44903378
It's ass. it's j-lo after her second kid ass

>>44903514
Why do you keep bringing this dumb shit up?

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>>44901720
>>44903218
ftm gymwear is hot

Imagine an ftm doing these middle aged woman workouts where they do jumping jacks on a fitness ball and shit like that

spoken like someone who has a lot of sex daily
not coomer coded

anyone have a girlfriend with a sex drive that is too high? i cant keep up

>>44903876
>my lobster is too buttery

>>44903550
>>44903567
very sad what brain damage can do to someone, i hope you get a better roll in the next life you degenerate retard

>>44902669
33 year old 1,000,000 banked vs 25 yr old psychosis narc whiny weasily

>>44901290
Unfortunate I have to deal with your psychosis and lies. Hes not 40, hes 33. He has his own home and runs his own business and makes a ton of money.

Shouldnt have have to deal with you projecting your delusions on him to bolster your low self esteem and ineptitude

Btw
>>44901275 is right. U mad you got called out for your delusions and psychosis you project on mike

>>44901290
Plus Idk if its you making the 'mike owns my *' but if it is then stop doing the split thing and just be chill

>>44901747
Projecting. Mike is double major, has his own home, and is not a virgin

You project lies to make you feel better about your self so yes in your comparison o choose mike over you

>>44901674
Yup. Projecting liar

>>44901683
Double majored, partied, I lived that already. On to better things

>>44901719
College is a waste of time and money for a degree. Certificafions and immedietly entering the field will do more for you. That said I double majored at a private college and basically you pay for the hooking up, parties, social.

>>44902543
He has a small little guy down there. 4.25 inches

>>44903058
Mike hasn't even been here. Only you are kicking and screaming mad about him

>>44903550
Ftms look so fucking sexy in women’s clothing I can’t explain why…my instincts to breed that womanly body that identifies as a man…

>>44902704
>>44902752
You sound so jealous of who has that skillset

>>44902773
Why u do this

>>44903108
So you dont even get 6 figures and it was all delusion

can ''mike'' and the college nigga get a room or something

Yeah... You know im into ftm. Idk why you act like im not

>>44904592
Only if the college nigga has a attitude adjustment and is attractive ftm

>>44904571
5 years ago I was when they could all be work from homos and make great money. Now even skilled people are on the edge of their asses every single quarterly/annual review. Their jobs are being heavily influenced by AI and basically you are now a janny to the AI software that is constantly churning out fucked up lines which you are responsible for now fixing with no documentation or author who even understands it, jobs you are at don’t want you to even bother learning a new language because “why bother just use AI” and you are one single fuck up away from being replaced by H1bs.

>15 person one after the other all defending mike out of nowhere
this isnt obvious

I don't usually look down while stroking so I didn't realize just how big tdicks could get while hard. I looked while it was going soft and it went down by almost a full inch, what the fuck?

>>44904618
He gets a little mad when you bring up college (he missed out)
Anyway how is everyone today :>

>>44904618
What about every one of those is a response to a larp liar throwing a tizzy about mike. Remove the larper, youd have no responses. Plus the only reason there are responses is discovery of the larper larping as mike here for a long time

>>44904629
Mike double majored at a private college. Stop being delusional and lying.

>>44904629
If you are molly or ashley....

>>44904600
u two gotta figure sumn out cuz this is getting old
>>44904604
by ''fixing computers'' i meant something like owning a local repair shop that people take their hp laptops to after spilling liquid on their keyboards. doesn't seem oversaturated

>>44904629
my day is good. got a date later which im excited for. we gonna get sushi and go to the arcade!

mike is a successful business man. what are you?

>>44904653
How about the ftm people that belong here can stay. And the cis people who dont belong leave? That feels fair.
Cissies can go to chasergen with the other degens.

>>44904906
whats wrong with being cis? why do you transition to male if you hate us males?

>men go!!! women form shield wall!!! we need our widdle safespace!!!

4.5 btw

>>44904906
hes not going to leave because hes not actually here for ftms. hes here because hes mindbroken and his ego got shattered when every trip rejected him/everyone laughed at his micro dick. every single day and hour of his life will be wasted here making posts like this >>44904904 because some random strangers rejected him. its actually a really interesting pyshology example where an insecure schizo person can be controlled by others simply by being made fun of. whereas no normal person would allow themselves to be controlled this easily by anonymous people on 4chan unless they have nothing else in their life. this could be interesting:
hey mike i dare you to not post in /ftmg/ for one day, see if you can do it. prove you have a choice over your actions.

>mikes in the trees!!!
lmfao mindbroken schizo

>>44905019
>hes here because hes mindbroken and his ego got shattered when every trip rejected him/everyone laughed at his micro dick.
Bruh you gotta get off the forum because there's no reason why you should know this bs

>mikes obsessed with us but I somehow know every detail of his life and action taken here without a shred of evidence
wheres the micro? link it in the archive

NIGGA WHAT
i am not ur imaginary discord friend maybe ill really go to chasergen because you bitches be weird. i just said i wanted to fix computers

>>44905043
>>44905058
>>44905073
Same poster 9/10

hanging out with mike at the tboy skater meetup. hes actually a super cool guy and helped me get laid with a 9/10 girl.

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>>44905083

>>44905090
So 2/3 same poster
>>44905085
Same goes for this

gd mike has her ears tooting steam today

wait this is kinda entertaining

its impossible not to know the lore when you post ever day and cry about it. not a single day has been missed since you got outed for having a micro, not one.

>>44905098
mike owns her im afraid. we're laughing about it at the park

>>44905019
You're the one throwing a tantrum over Mike LARPing as him everyday and every thread over and over. Stop throwing a tizzy at him and then you won't have to deal with responses from others defending him

>>44905116
They're too low iq or too young to talk about anything other than fake character 27

>>44905019
>>44905105
let me get this straight...

you and you alone are responsible for obsessing over a guy with a micropenis yet you somehow have no screenshots, no evidence of his dick? despite that being your crutch for his character? yeah this larp is retarded.

>>44905019
its sad
but also hilarious because its a cis person and i like seeing them waste their lives. keep all the schizos on 4chan thinking they are achieving something by misgendering. it keeps them out of society.

>>44905050
They made it up. Mike doesn't have a micro. It's just one of their larps they did as micro Mike, macro mike. They can say they don't like Mike but they larped enough as him

>>44905105
Give me not today has been missed where you've lied about a micro and throwing a tizzy about it. Mike didn't even know you were here throwing a tantrum all of these months

>>44905096
I haven't used this site since 2023 I got on today out of curiosity and get accused of being some dude who I dont fucking know

>>44905134
They made it up from a LARP they did of Mike. Then they obsess over it every day talking about it like it's fact. Same lies as the 40-year-old, lives with mom, virgin. All parts of their delusion

just opened the thread damn yall made the ciscel mad today

>>44905151
does mike know about this schizo? far as I know he hasnt posted here once. she probably stalks him on r9k too

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>>44905090
real

who would save a micro dick and who would post it and get banned. weak bait.

i bought a mercedes benz

who would obsess over a supposed microdick and not archive it in some form to humiliate the person they talk about every day. schizo ahh bitch

oh my god my new work pants make my ass look so fat and dumpy and gross. why do i have to have the body of an alien

>>44905168
Yeah she posted a beach letter trying to make him feel bad or jealous on letter thread. Really just showed how she acknowledges she loved him and he meant everything and shes lashing out because of her guilt and shame, wanting to fix things and be with mike.

>>44905211
oooh what did you get

You are mike broken

mike owned

>>44905245
c class c300
its really nice

>>44905220
Ooooh love a pawg. Mind if I PLAP?

>>44903550
Looks like a kid low key
>>44905151
They are dragging this larp for whatever reason. Could it be more than one person?

>>44905271
how do u know i'm a pawg

>>44905272
Yeah, see
>>44899964

hi i am mike. grrr i am so mad

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>only a few sexy ftm pics posted
>thread is mostly schizo babble
Where are the feet? The tits? The big butts?

>>44905309
Big ass and probably white

>>44905272
>Could it be more than one person?
always was. the schizo crying here raids our thread from their discord of old tripfags.

>>44905313
Ok get pegged and relieve your stress

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theres no way this guy is still mad about not going to college HAHAHA oh shit hes doing his little mike freakout and everything where he becomes his own white knight.
"everyone leave mike alone right now"

>>44905311
>>44905336
Could this be that Discord psyop shit people were talking about months ago? Or is this different?
>>44905315
Have you tried iFunny?

>>44904144
im being serious i cant have sex this much its tiresome. im questioning bringing in another trans guy to the relationship so we can take shifts.

guys stop talking about my mikero penis

>>44905387
Penis girlfriend or vagina girlfriend?

>>44903378
It's one black incel posting to himself for 12 hours a day

>>44905373
same shit >>44905357 is their ring leader and she outted herself as anglo yesterday. theres THREE UK/AUS poons active here and the cords, one of them also posts in biofem. I wonder who?

>>44905357
Learn to read. He went to college. Probably a much nicer college than you. 110,000 a year

>>44905315
G is the only one that posts anything and after seeing what lies beneath the clothes I can’t even jack off to that. (Hank hill ass & Arby’s pussy)

>>44905416
Are we making up characters around made up characters?

>>44905421
Oh so it her. Wow, because mike turned her down, she has been doing all this for years.

Stupid idiots made fun of my micro and you thought i would just forget it. That everything would be fine?

This is my world youre living in. I hold all the cards. I make all the plays. You may know my age and my story so what im still a real man and i know you want me. You would all be so lucky to experience what i have to offer but no you made an enemy out of me. Bad choice indeed because there is a dragon of chaos inside me waiting to be unleashed.

>>44905401
ughh mike i am mad at u u like didnt go to college and stuff. im gonna throw poop at you

>>44905454
its funny because I remember 5 years ago she would post with terje doing similar shit to stir up drama with people. accuse accuse deny samefag and hide is their bread and butter.

holy fucking shit...

Sell me this mike.

>>44905465
micro go get a job

>>44905465
>You may know my age and my story so what
So the stuff about you being 40 and a virgin and living at home is true you don't deny it :P

>>44905465
OH HELL NO
hahahahahahahahahaha

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I don't see the point of the hourly mike stuff man, you guys don't play video games or do other stuff?

>>44905421
It looks like 3 people. One of them is like ''doods i just went to college c:'' and second talks basically the same but without emoticons and the third one is like ''I am Mike and i am a businessman''

>>44905533
not a virgin

>>44905465
here you dropped this *hands you your fedora*

>>44905465
cis people are embarrasing

>>44905578
>>44905559
>>44905552
>>44905507
>>44905534

>>44905533
I do not care if you think that

Many people are virgins at my age its normal.

>>44905594
ur 40 man. 40

>>44905588
This amount of yap is amazing

we are mike we carry the flame we fight for the college and honour cis moids. we are mike his micropenis our own

why is there no twink threads on page one

>>44905270
damn anon has money

>>44905454
Eh could be debowski saying its her because he doesnt want to be caught

>>44905465
Larp and all the same fag replies throwing a tizzy

>>44905475
Learn to read

Omg seeing all your spam posts about mike projecting your lies and reacting to your own delusions.

Please. Meds

ok virgin

im jerking for mike

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>>44905588
i thought about cropping that last (You) but it's kinda cute so i left it

Sorry im esl
>>44905696
I meant to say the spam larper who same fags and makes up lies about mike is a loser

>>44905698
You do realize hes not a virgin. You dont have a single thing about him correct