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qott: what do you want to start doing?
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>>45063305
this
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>>45063305
Thriving
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Paul Dano is in the sopranos, wtf
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>>45063314
so is lady gaga
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>>45063314
woah
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>>45063331
also woah
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getting laid tmmrw bless up
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>>45063305
I will start doing my life! Bye
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>>45063366
Why did Americans decide it was a good idea to become another Latin American country? What were they thinking?
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when your entire life revolves around getting fucked in the ass
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Posted my good mornings in the wrong thread. See >>45063283 for good mornings
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>>45063387
gm
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A tiny hat like Steve supports debanking while secretly funding podcasts like Fight Back with Jake Shields and the Stu Peter show to push an end to it that will only come from a puppet dictator regulating businesses and be replaced within months by digital passports and cyber attacks that dont allow you to leave the house. They just fucking did this lol. The man that pushed out the fastest vaccines in the history of vaccines immediately being replaced by get the vaccine for a free donut. Transgender
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>go in expecting cute video
>autopedoslop
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>>45063387
Where is eastern europe anon from?
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>>45063387
https://voca.ro/12hhep5KbzQT
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goodnight nice thread
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>>45063466
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>>45063348
What are you even!
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>>45063474
Do you have one for foxy :)?
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>>45063479
https://voca.ro/14Av9Wy52CGq
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how do you flirt with people
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>>45063492
Ask them to show you their genitals
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Hello thread! Hello handsome men! I want you to know that you are loved and appreciated and men are awesome!!!
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>>45063500
i can’t have sex with your college degree
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>>45063501
Thank you, I needed that.
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>>45063506
2008 was a simpler time
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I am autistic and I do not function well in public
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>>45063501
What about the girthy, but average looking men?
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i transitioned bc of my small dick only to find out it was actually average
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Tomorrow night I'm going to one of those haunted house places and I'm going to take mushroom gummies before I go lol.
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https://youtu.be/WtyB6P4J9e4
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>>45063539
Nigga like 32 telling peoplw this #killyoself
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>>45063539
I would be at one of those right now if it had worked out for me how I wanted
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>>45063366
>>45063539
youre number three
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>>45063544
It's been a few years since I've been to one, my friends are into it so I go but maybe I'll actually be scared if I'm tripping on mushrooms when I'm there lol.
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>>45063539
That sounds really fun
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would you date a girl thats only good trait is being funny
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>>45063543
Said the dude who's mushroomless and unhaunted
>>45063556
>>45063539
it's funny, I dislike both rach and buggy, but its nice to see them get along
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>>45063562
sure, autumn makes me laugh a lot i think that'd be nice
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>>45063562
Did you watch rick and morty yet?
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>>45063562
>would you date a man
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>>45063566
It's literally my life's purpose to be funny

>>45063570
No I don't watch tv at like all
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>>45063573
Men are useful at stuff and women can most def be funny.
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Trannies are unanimously unfunny i fake laugh at their corny ass jokes all the time until i get to hit
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>>45063574
Same actually. I own a television that someone gave me but I've never used it.
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>>45063556
I'm going to try to get the my friends to take them too, the girls will probably pussy out though lol.
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Any of you want to play Hood Warfare 2?
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>>45063552
In college we dropped acid for one it was more funny than spooky. Tonight would have been a lot better than the one I usually go to because it was in a big city oh well
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crying because my choid fake laughed at my joke
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laughing at my own joke so hard i can’t hear if my choid laughed or not
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>>45063599
Why didn't you go tonight?
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>>45063556
I couldn’t sleep was too sad
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>>45063563
Fix your heart anon
>>45063584
That would be a lot of fun, going out to eat with friends and going to haunts.
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>>45063609
I’ve already sperged about this enough
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>>45063612
Welcome back!
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:(
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>>45063616
Were you the one that got an icp song stuck in my head the last couple days?
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>>45063528
girthy average men are handsome because men are handsome! you are handsome<3
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worst feeling is taking my gf somewhere in public and people think shes my daughter and other men try to hit on her and says "is that your old man?". Get weird looks having her sit on my lap and making out on the park bench. Im 6'5 and shes 5'2 so it looks a bit creepy but shes actually older than me by 2 years I just look old for my age.
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>>45063305
Seeing a nice girl and doing romantic things. Any girls in / near Oregon interested in a 26M? I don't want you to penetrate me and I won't troon out on you
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>>45063641
Me when I want to be penetrated
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>>45063645
Hes trying to use reverse psychology.
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>>45063637
this reads like some wierd ass fake and gay pedophile fantasy
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>>45063614
I probably won't eat til late when the mushrooms wear off, those mushroom gummies make the thought of eating, disgusting and want to throw up
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>>45063637
>worst feeling
why, it doesn't sound that bad desu
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>>45063629
Yes that was me!
>>45063651
I've never done anything like that, I feel like doing drugs like that would make me have a panic attack
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I kissed so many girls as a chaser at my first pride parade, glad I went.
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This article is one of the most insane things I've ever read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_in_Asia
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just got back from the movies
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>>45063595
Tranner? Or chaser?
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>>45063539
I worked at something similar for a while and if I saw you I would scare you extra bad. Are you usually easily spooked?
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>>45063679
Not having autism sounds fun
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>>45063599
What I wouldn’t do to drop acid and go to fright nights rn. It suuuuuucks moving this much cause I can never find a dealer short notice :(. It’s fucking LA so it couldn’t be hard but I’m too shy to approach people like that. Buying online feels loser-ish tho.
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>>45063637
>best thing ever
Guuuuuys this sucks :(
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>>45063678
I can’t say I ever liked icp much but that song made me laugh
>>45063679
I went once in college we drove down to the bay it was fun because the whole city was celebrating. I wish I wouldn’t have been so afraid of being open about things I’m into back then there were a lot of cute tranners
>>45063709
I don’t really know you like that otherwise I’d give you a connect I have people down there
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https://voca.ro/12e2AeVz5hiZ
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>>45063739
Goodnight
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>>45063746
https://voca.ro/1gMQPZudM7Op
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>>45063678
I've only done weed and amanita mushrooms and neither give me any paranoid or nervous feelings. But if effects everyone differently.
>>45063702
I'm not at all easily scared, that's why I'm hoping the mushrooms might make things scarier lol. The girls I'll be with are easily scared so the people always target them.
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>>45063739
Goodnight asmr chan
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>>45063739
Holy shit I wanna marry this faggot so bad
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>>45063691
What did you see?
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>>45063691
how was it?? i kinda wanna see it too
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im tired of waiting for my ffs
i wanttt newwww piercingssss
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hello i am an ugly and short transbian chaser who doesn't pass my entire brain is a mentally ill send cute cocks to suck i am always on drugs and have no money but need ur cum i transitioned to transgender to lick penises while listening to bad music
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>>45063779
what piercings are u planning to get :D
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>>45063724
They have some very good songs, but I'm also a Juggalo
>>45063751
True I'm just a nervous person
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>>45063793
redo my high nostrils (not quite as high the second time) and after ffs heals symmetrical eyebrow piercings right in the middle of the brows
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>>45063794
Do you ever smoke weed?
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>>45063765
You Can See Everything
>>45063775
Another Nathan Fielder wild ride that blurs documentary fact with fiction
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>>45063799
oooh the eyebrow piercings would probably look really cute with a curved barbell kinda thing. or maybe you could get different pieces
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They call me Mr. Big Sex
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Some guys pretend theyre your friend but stop hangin out the millisecond you make it clear dont want more than friendship
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>>45063801
No I only smoke cigarettes
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>>45063831
Oh so you don't know if you're the type to get paranoid from weed or if it will chill you out.
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>>45063843
Yeeeaaaahhh
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>>45063850
You'll never know unless you try lol.
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i went to therapy three years ago and it helped with some things but a lot of my issues have persisted
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>>45063830
Sometimes you meet someone that you intend to just be friends with and you catch feelings. It can be very painful to stay friends with someone if you have feelings for them. I have yet to ditch my friend tho
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>>45063860
Maybe one day...
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>>45063865
That makes me a little sad to think of it thst way. But why not give it more time as friends u never know how things change
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>>45063724
That’s fair, bummer tho :( I’m bouncing between SE Asia and LA for a bit, but I’ll probably find some people in Germany when I settle down there for a while.

Acid is fun but I would actually pay an arm and a leg for some Xanax. I need benzos sooooo bad.
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god I hate millennials
fuckers thought shit was so sweet, then they got too hopped up on woketardism and lead the world into the beta attractor field
https://youtu.be/K-onEum_YWs
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Being just friends with someone with whom you want more makes things confusing and depressing
Like I try but it also hurts
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>>45063751
But isn’t the whole point for you to be all stoic and stuff to make the girls fees safe. Just don’t lose your cool on the acid.
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>>45063894
Last time I tried this she kept breadcrumbing me so I really don't want to bother anymore
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>>45063894
thats a baser impulse, it'll go away after a month
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>>45063487
https://voca.ro/1j8BzPErLbhl
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I lay down and immediately fantasize about boys but I think I hypnotized myself into this so it's not real and I'm normal
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>>45063911
He cannot
You have a lovely voice btw
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>>45063911
https://voca.ro/1cvnScPP0UNC
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>>45063911
I am jealous of your voice
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>>45063915
Hi I'm a boy. What if we held hands and went on a walk together?
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>>45063934
My heart would flutter mostly because youre not running away from me in disgust
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>>45063757
why
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>>45063918
I see that you're back to the usual "Wulfim sleep schedule" again?
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>>45063908
Lots of maybes i want the entire loaf not the crumbs
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Me in my chud cage, because I'm a stinky chudcel and I'm being punished for licking the frosting off of the oreos and putting the cookie part back in the box again.
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>>45063941
https://voca.ro/1kPBqN5YbsqH
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Not my pic btw.
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>>45063886
It won’t happen in my case but I don’t want to abandon my friend so I’ll get over it eventually. Also sometimes a guy will say he doesn’t want to be friends take space and come back more ready to be a better friend but I think that is rare. Sorry you lost your friend
>>45063887
Beznos are one of those drugs I’m a bit spooked of I’ve taken a bar here and there but I know the withdrawals can kill you don’t go too hard
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>>45063950
Enjoy your quiche. Maybe I'll send you some oreos without frosting in the mail?
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Through love I no longer get anxiety, adhd, or depression. I instantly stop stimming. Im a guy.
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>>45063958
https://voca.ro/18btFcUfY2UK
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>>45063936
Aw :( I'm sorry nona
Honestly even if you're not attractive it would be fun to take you on a little date and treat you nicely
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>>45063957
Im not destroyed over it because in my mind if he chose no contact vs what ever contact he could get he already didnt actually care about the friendship and his professed love wasn't love because if it was he'd accept i was ready to even comtemplate that
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Good morning.
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>>45063976
Wasnt*
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squeezing your own boobs, sucking your own nipples.
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>>45063983
chaser btw!
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>>45063979
good morning sir
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>>45063976
Yeah I understand that I have been thinking about that a lot lately. I don’t want to be a scumbag where that’s true but I’m not gonna pretend I don’t feel for dude I also feel for you because it’s very hard to lose friends
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>>45063970
Usually you use your teeth to take the frosting off, but I haven't actually done that since I was like 12.

Aight, I'm heading off to bed now. Goodni-morning Wulfim?. I hope you aren't woken up by loud construction or honking. I've had that happen before when I've stayed up super late in the past. Sometimes I also get a song bird that's absurdly loud even with my windows closed.

Night mate-o.
>>45063979
Morning bear poster
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Asexual anon?
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I thought bee already had a boyfriend?
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>>45063985
Im a hybrid, Part Chaser Part Tranny. One day I will unite both sides and act as the champion of chasergen to fight the transbian cult.
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>>45063992
https://voca.ro/1n4ULCQ6VajG
https://voca.ro/1cO3GwkfJsJb
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has anybody seen rick?
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>>45063916
That’s unfortunate, and thx :)

>>45063918
https://voca.ro/11FsYFEDIRFD

>>45063921
https://voca.ro/15q4F5mJjKTH
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>>45063948
Point and laugh at the chud in the chud cage everyone. (Boos and hisses from a large crowd) CHUUUD, CHUUUUUD.
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>>45064008
https://voca.ro/14ZTdTXMnTGQ
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>>45063957
Withdrawals are rough but like to actually die you need to be piping a BUNCH, not something you worry about with light usage.

It’s actually his chosen drug. It makes me feel so floaty and free. It makes me not worry. I can go outside or even on the bus and, blissfully, I don’t feel like everyone there hates me. It’s like everything is gonna be ok, and the stuff that isn’t you can’t remember anyway.

I would do anything for some Xanax
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>>45063996
We could use a Rebis
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>>45063979
HAI DUNKELSKROG
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>>45064011
:(, I should really like to be welcome’d I do say
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>>45064022
https://voca.ro/18V1Oe4x7HsK
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Alcohol withdrawal kills exponentially more than benzo withdrawal
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>>45064031
There are way more alcoholics than benzo abusers so this is kind of meaningless to mention
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>>45064014
Are you from the states? I would be careful of trusting xannys in LA without testing them first especially if you are not from there
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>>45064043
I have other ethnicity, but my parents moved here so I have citizenship. I can’t say I was ever very streetwise or anything, I’m only now not a dork, but I’ve lived here most of my life so I feel I’m at least somewhat aware. I have testing kits but if someone I trust says they have Xanax I’ll probably believe them. It’s just been a while since I have been here so I’m killing time. Not knowing people suuuuucks.
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>>45064025
I can’t tell if you are a loser or not.
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Posting vocaroos is attention seeking for ugly people
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>said the vocaroo poster
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>>45064057
https://voca.ro/1jjTjRt8GHN4
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is the chasergen discord any good
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>>45064076
>spiritually happy
>except for all the crashouts at nothing
>>45064079
Of course not
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>>45064083
https://voca.ro/1fnPg00FlzvK
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>>45064083
Le sigh
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>>45064088
This doesn't work after you posted those nudes in yet another crashout
>spiritually happy btw
>>45064090
This isn't a place to meet people
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hi chasers. as an ugly 23yo tall virgin tranny how do i find a bf? i really want an emotional connection and also need to be man handled and teased and frot etcetcetc
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>>45063305
i need a cigarette and an sexually tense argument with a man
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>>45064097
https://voca.ro/1mcBjNG8VsEF
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>>45064102
>and frot
Aaand I lost interest
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>>45064079
absolute must have discord server.
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>>45064104
I've got a light
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>>45064097
I don't want to meet anyone I just want to post photos and get brief attention
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>>45064113
can we like argue
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Is bee still here?
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>>45064105
>lies
I've never understood why people tolerate you here, let alone like you
>>45064114
Do it here when the hours aren't dead and then sit out the ban
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I hate women who like to argue, because they'll do it over nothing just for the kicks
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>>45064126
grrrr
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>>45064128
#yup
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>>45064121
Only if we end up frustrating each other enough that it ends in rough sex
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>>45064126
https://voca.ro/1d58mX98cj04
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>>45063653
i love you
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>>45064139
I am genuinely interested as to why
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>>45064139
https://voca.ro/17UjOSPFBnLx
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>>45064124
I told Steve to get rid of her
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I like to look at pictures of womens open mouths and imagining them as giants swallowing me whole as im slowly sliding through her intestines trying to crawl back up
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>>45064076
Are you 25 or 45? Simple as.
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>>45064128
Arguments can be fun if you are both willing to not care about the topic. I love “arguing” with my best friend where we go back and forth as if we care much more than we do. You’re just boring.
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>>45064142
you could never understand
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>>45064148
lick lick
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>>45064161
https://voca.ro/16ZZjUbLKL0q
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>>45064124
Yes
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>>45064168
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>>45064165
I understand I took the bait
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>>45064164
Fembrain.
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>>45064177
sure, you are a fishy
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>>45064172
Did you see my very stable and short period of mild distress here the last few days? Do you have advice for me? For some reason I trust your input
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>>45064187
Bro
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>>45064187
I would try to get over her the best way you can
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>>45064196
Bee is interesting to me but I make my own decisions I’m a grown man
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>>45064136
im so down
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>>45064204
That’s probably the best advice
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>>45064187
Ive seen small pieces here and there, it's hard to give advice on something i don't have the full context or both perspectives on, so if i gave you advice it would be to try to look at things from the other persons perspective, and give things time, I wouldn't trust my advice haha I'm pretty inexperienced
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>>45064207
>Bee is interesting to me
Bro
>I’m a grown man
Lol
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>>45064221
Awee old n floofy
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>>45063305
what really is bee?
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>>45064207
lol
>>45064187
lol
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>>45064227
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thoughts on frotting?
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>>45064210
I really need some release after the fucking weeks I've been having
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>>45064107
Faggot
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>>45064235
<3 :] ur good people
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>>45064238
Extremely based
>>45064242
I might have to change my answer actually if it'll get me called a faggot
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>>45064238
It's cool
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>>45064238
I'm only interested in using my dick for peeing and constructing a vagina/vulva but I guess if my bf really wanted to
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>>45064246
faggot
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>>45064238
well bent
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>>45064251
<3
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>>45064213
I see it from the other side at least I think I do. I’m gonna stay friends and try my best to get over it thank you
>>45064217
Bro what? I can find wisdom in lots of places bee has always been nice to me
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>>45064238
i think im too small for it
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>>45064243
https://voca.ro/1c9D0eAwp1Ag
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>>45064171
Are you wrinkly yet? Do you still have hair?
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just googled gay frotting. this is so epic wow
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>>45064277
Fag!
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>>45064238
If she's into it I'll do it, I don't think it's any more gay than fucking a tranny in the ass.
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>>45064279
ghehehe yeahhh
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>>45064238
I'm not touching her dick.
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>>45064238
I only like that kinda stimulation if I can do it in a motion that’s more fem oriented. I love grinding and the like which can be like frotting, but dicks out is too much for me I think.
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>>45064264
That made me rly happy :3
>>45064260
Sorry its been hard for you, being lonely hurts but being alone after filling that void hurts way more, it would probably be good for you to try and meet new people while you wait for things to settle
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>>45064294
but are you touching his dick
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>>45064238
It doesn’t do a whole lot for me it’s more of a foreplay thing
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>>45064303
No.
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>>45064238
im not going to pretend it isn't hot
im not trying to win any brownie points here
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My father has given me an older work hoodie of his. It smells fantastic and I will sleep in it for at least a few nights. Does anyone wanna know why my father is a better man than them? Reminder to thank all your dads if they still choose to love you.
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my favourite thing to give a guy is a lubed up thigh job

am i wife material?
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>>45064273
https://voca.ro/139icELANDSX

>>45064302
https://voca.ro/1gUDts2h6roy
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My bara boobies are tender from yesterdays chest workout
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>>45064306
what if i say pweeease >w<
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>>45064317
You always have been
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>>45064260
is this the dude who kept banging on about being in love with insane bpd people and asking if it was moral?
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>>45064319
twins my gyno moobs are sore too because they're growing
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>>45064326
ur sweet
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>>45064324
One of my fav frotting experiences was having both our dicks in a fleshlight and stroking both of us with it. She was laying on her back with me over her, and she came first shooting all over her own chest. I was close too so I started stroking with it faster, but it was making her whimper like crazy until I finally shot rope all over her too.
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>>45064327
No it's the guy that's in love with a girl that doesn't even like anything about him, but he keeps sending her thousands of dollars
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>>45064317
That's really hot, yes please. You're really hot angel.
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>>45064341
ty
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>>45064335
>shooting all over her own chest
this didn't happen
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>>45064335
>shooting all over her own chest
vro was fucking a sissy
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>>45064336
Jesus can he be in love with me next I need a payday
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>>45064336
Jesus, to be fair, that could easily be the same person.
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>>45064334
You can have a taste if you'd like
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>>45064344
>>45064347
She got some intersex situation idk, she cums more than me but it is clear.
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>>45064294
posts like this are so funny
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>>45064351
chaser tip kissing my asshole yes please
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>>45064347
everyone itt is a gay anime sissy, this is sissygen let's all love sissies UwU
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>>45064360
Oh tag me in? Let me talk you through it while I push it in slow
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>>45064364
i do luv having two guys share me so yes please
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>>45064366
Hot I would tag team you. Overwhelming a cute girl is fun.
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all this is only temporary, eventually i will become ten years old again so i can be a youngshit, thats when my life actually starts
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>>45064327
Why would it be immoral to love a girl with bpd?
>>45064336
I don’t think it’s true that she doesn’t like anything about me
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>>45064368
unironically what I tell myself before bed every night
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>>45064368
Every tbun starts regressing eventually
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>>45064366
Do you think you could fit us both?
>>45064373
I saw the rejection dm
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>>45064378
i could tryyyy will both of you talk me through it??
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>>45064319
hot
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>>45064392
It's 9 am
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>>45064375
its loser behavior, like wishing to return to the womb, but i have lost so its fine
>>45064377
>tbun
...
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>>45064395
yes and i am eepibg rn
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>>45064381
Crazy crazy hot, doing that cooperatively sounds fun. Limit testing to see what you could take. I bet it would be a lot for you. But you'd be good for us right?
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how do I stop feeling guilty for being horny
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>>45064411
Unlearn shame about sexuality. Puritanical sentiment sucks ass, free yourself. It's fine and natural to be horny. Fun even if you let it be
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>>45064384
Would you come massage them?
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>>45064401
i would be realllly good for both of youuu

idk, its a big fantasy for being shared and having a mmf threesome so i'm shy about talking about it outright
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I just want to hold someones hand
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>>45064422
Ive never done it before but I've thought about it too it sounds fun and hot. Do you like the idea of being dp'd? How do you picture it, if you're not too shy to say
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>>45064417
maybe, are they hairy
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>>45064378
That’s not indicative of her not liking anything about me those are some things that prevent a relationship. She definitely likes me enough as a friend to where she talks to me everyday damn near all day. There are times when I can’t help her and she doesn’t dip out. I don’t help her because I want a relationship with her that’s never been my intention she has a very hard life I want to help make it better that’s how I met her that’s why I reached out that’s why I became friends with her. I didn’t intend to catch feelings she’s just a very special girl
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>>45064415
It's not a puritanical sentiment thing. I think it stems from being aware of what I look like and feeling like I don't deserve sex because of it
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>>45064434
Quite.
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hey stu i think im depressed
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would you kill me if i was a mosquito and started sucking on your arm gently
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>>45064457
I'd let you suck it as much as you want
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>>45064411
https://voca.ro/1m2lfspkjqfs
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>>45064463
oubghh thank you anon my belly is so big and round and full of your yummy blood now
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>>45064461
Picrel is really hot and what you're talking about is too. Being focused on and doted on, teased and played with. It would be fun to have one guy teasingly hold your arms behind your back and whisper in your ear while the other kissed his way all over you, and then have the guys switch roles and do it more.
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i don't want to be incel anymore :(
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>>45064457
Unfortunately yes
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>>45064485
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Goob morry >w< ehehehe
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>>45064457
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>>45064503
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>>45064508
why are you implying that im a girl :((
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guten morgen (・∀・)/
https://youtu.be/AxpeliMFR-Q?si=X2IR_Q1_LZOplxag
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>>45064512
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>>45063450
This is me btw. it's so embarrassing seeing my old videos from before I spoke Japanese I'm so glad I learned it yesterday after I hit upload
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>>45064461
whole house hard
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I woke up early and went to the gym. now I have nothing to do, I cannot even work anymore because I ran out of Claude tokens. What am I supposed to do with my time? I want to sleep
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>>45064538
LMFAO
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>>45064539
I cannot bear the thinking anymore I want to drill a hole in my skull to make it stop. The second I wake up there's already noise there giving me headache how do i make it stop
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>>45064539
you should suggest to your manager that your company move to using [MY EMPLOYER] their consumption based pricing model is so much more productive. I can send you through a deck to pass on if you would like. use code PISSDRINK for 5% off your first month!
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>>45064550
I am the manager....
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>>45064548
guys I'm going fucking nuts is there a way to kill the voice, even music in my head is killing me, I want to hear nothing
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>>45064525
Guten Morgen Sonnenschein
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i forgot to trip (^_^)a hey everyone its been a while, ive been busy but i so just get random spurs of complete social isolation.

right now im working on my homework but i wanted to say hi cuz i randomly got the energy to do it.

ive also been playing that dressmaker game, i feel a little embarrassed about liking such stereotypical girly games but its a lot of fun! here's my most recent dress
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>>45064556
That's even better! cut out the middleman, right? why don't I send you a connection request on linkedin and we can get you set up for a nice lunch with one of our sales reps
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>>45064572
it's so pretty!!!! i really love that silhouette combined with that colour story i completely see the vision. and the tassels are inspired
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>>45064578
answer my question on what should I do with my day and how do I not drill a hole in my head
fuck
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>>45064583
i made it for edith for her first commission ( ´∀`) this game has taught me a lot about going outside of my fashion comfort zone and ive come to appreciate a lot of styles while still giving it my own little frilly taste... i also made the little pocket watch by hand, its just a button with little lace details huhuu its so fun to be creative
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i took an shower
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>>45064589
you should try doing nothing it's fun
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>>45064604
if I do nothing I start thinking and then I want to disappear
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>>45064603
hi stu hi stu hi stu hi stu
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>>45064455
thats fine
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>>45064589
listen I'm trying to help you evolve here you're worrying about how to avoid drilling a hole in your head today I'm thinking about how you avoid drilling a hole in your head over the next ten years right
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Tranny gf that lets me rub my dick and balls on her face
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How to meet tranners without putting myself on a fag dating app?
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ok bye everyone ill go focus on my homework
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>>45064602
oh my god that's so genius??? I didn't even notice I just assumed it was something I hadn't unlocked yet!!! i wish mine were this pretty all of mine are silk and velvet monstrosities that look like sex shop nun costumes LMFAO
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>>45064617
I don't understand bronya I fried all my brain cells at work can you not be cryptic and provide actual advice to help me not rip my skin off
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Trannies, DO NOT flirt with me. I'm old, ugly and boring.
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>>45064603
I'm about to take a shower did you fucking use up all the hot water you bitch
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>>45064630
You want to jerk off together bro?
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>>45064632
i used up all the cold water. youre going to boil
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>>45064624
I really don't like how far that handle comes out.
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>>45064630
>>45064637
you should frot too
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>>45064628
sales pitch aside which you should really consider btw we have some really affordable tiered pricing options the reason you can't cope with doing nothing is that you have spent so long distracting yourself constantly that now you don't know how to be alone with your thoughts anymore. You need to practice little by little to retrain that muscle! cause it's affecting you a little bit every day that's probably why you feel so burnt out all the time
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>>45064647
isn't the whole purpose of human life to distract ourselves to avoid putting a barrel inside your mouth? how do normies even do it?
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>>45064641
its ok i was planning on replacing it anyways 。゚(゚´ω`゚)゚。 its my first time using 3ds max and it makes me wanna blow my brains out ouuughh

>>45064626
sorry i didnt take any updated screenshots while i made it but this is what it looks like from up close, i only ended up replacing the base button later but i felt like such a smart cookie... i will trim the hell out of every dress!!!
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>>45064640
Lobster bronya
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>>45064654
are you kidding that's insane of course it's not that
>>45064655
i see i see!!!! it's so cute!!! you are braver than the troops for all those lace trims they are so fucking hard to do
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licking winemom's pits clean (sorry winemom)
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When are we going to play Gunfire Reborn again Bronya
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>>45064658
what is it then
no matter how hard I try I cannot focus on myself and be selfish trying to only do things that give me dopamine because I enjoy nothing I just want to be gone. at this point it's only work sleep work sleep loop until I die
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>>45064679
idk I don't really think it's anything in particular. maybe other people? sometimes it takes work to be able to feel pleasure you gotta cultivate it a little. these are things you need to train with some urgency
>>45064674
the new dlc dropped and I barely touched the last one so I can't justify buying it even though the characters are so cute.... but I don't want to play it without the dlc QQ
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>>45064674
That game is fun but it's too chinese for me to truly enjoy
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Imagine being so smooth brained that you enjoy chinese things.
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>>45064658
a good challenge only makes me grow more denpaful by the day mwuhahaha... you should check out what people make on the steam community hub thought thats nothing compared to what i see on there!!

>>45064654
everyone is too concerned with their own little lives to realize how small everything is in the grand scheme of things. memento mori, the more you remind yourself you will die one day the easier it is to escape that pit of despair and make optimal decisions that will impact your quality of life in the long run. we are animals at the end of the day, and rather than seeing our existential lack of purpose as a negative, it should serve to ground you into reality.
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>>45064689
i enjoy chinese urban design and my brain is pretty and smooth like a pearl but that's unrelated
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>>45064689
>device made in china

>>45064701
wulfy!!
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I peed on my foot a little
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>>45064692
IT'S SO CRAZY RIGHT every time I look at it I'm like :0
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>>45064713
Did you develop a foot fetish for it?
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I bought a new oil cleanser and it smells so good like lemons... all my hair stuff is supposed to smell like honey but to me it's more like apples... I feel so energised by the combo it's like exactly the vibe I need right now
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>>45064721
No but it's a little stinky now so I have to shower
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>>45064703
https://voca.ro/145jG5LZfbzV
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>>45064723
what do you use? i use the dermalogica gel cleanser, microexfoliator, and moisturizer, and before applying the moisturizer i use the hadalabo shirojun lotion as toner
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>>45064730
im good wulfy!! i shoulf be doing homework but ive been procrastinating all day... auhhh. i just reminded myself to focus again so ill do just that!
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>>45064745
https://voca.ro/1a2emAaFm9eP
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Trannies. Always. Win.
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>>45064740
I loveeeeee the hadalabo shirojun line!!! i use the premium one for whitening but it's crazy acidic so I need to use a toner either side. the cleanser I picked up is the ma:nyo pure cleansing oil on a sales rep's insistence I kinda was like they must be pushing this so hard because it's like overstocked or something but it wasn't even that much more expensive than what I've used in the past and it's insane how gentle it is. i like oil format cleansers they're just easy to use in the shower and because I have to set my makeup really aggressively since I usually dont have time to touch up often they seem to just work better at very quickly melting everything off. I used a couple of the foaming ones in the past and I do love senka miracle whip but I'm just never going to be double cleansing and if I'm picking one it's the oil based right. the only other thing I'm using right now is a random cheap moisturiser from simple and I'll maybe pick up an eye cream with caffeine and a retinoid I like the beauty of joseon one a lot but idk I want to try and find something cheaper. and I'll pick up my holy grail face facts barrier serum that i recommend to all the bongs in here it's so cheap and effective. I'm trying to be very stripped back and streamlined
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>>45064766
I've been saying this
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>>45064771
I say it while jerking to t4t porn
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>>45064800
That does not make the message any less true and beautiful!!! well maybe a little but it still stands!!!
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>>45064811
There's something I want to say but I won't say it
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>>45064826
Then don't fuckin tell me in the first place. The lot of you are as bad as each other
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>>45064831
I going to say it again
I WANT TO TAKE E BUT I DON'T WANT TITS!
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>>45064713
why did you do that. have some self control
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>>45064837
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>>45064840
Ehehehe
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slept through my alarm award
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https://voca.ro/1gxk3uw3UYMa
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>>45063305
>qott
i dont knowwwwwwww T~T
>>45062204
nice pic tyvm sealfren gmgmgm!!!
i slept til noon lole
sad thoughts kept me wanting to stay asleep
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>>45064864
world's sleepiest OFFICIAL
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>>45064852
you disgusting sow
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>>45064769
oh my god yay im glad to know im not the only one super tuned into this kind of stuff cuz i never have anyone to talk about it with (((°▽°))) i hadnt heard about the ma:nyo cleanser nor the holy grail face serum and it makes me so curious,,, i used to use an oil based cleanser from roche posay but i wanted to explore other options. ive been pretty happy with my new dermalogica set but id be so down to try new things if you recommend it once i run out. when i pair my set with the shirojun lotion my skin looks so glassy and shiny the whole day, i often get compliments about it! speaking of retinoids, i forgot to mention that I also use them in my routine. right now im using some generic retinol serum from neutrogena, but ive found that what matters most is being consistent with retinoids. ive been doing them for a year now and ive gotten asked "why are you using retinol if you dont have wrinkles?", well, cuz it does more than just that, it makes my skin feel more elastic and glowy! in fact, most of the aforementioned glassy skin effect is probably from being diligent with my routine. its important to use lots of sunscreen with retinol, i use the skin aqua green tone-up sunscreen and the best part is that it doubles as a base for my makeup so i don't even find myself using foundation nowadays, its perfect for the natural dewy look. teebee-h the only thing holding me back is that i want to get electrolysis, exfoliating helps with razor bumps but i still get worried that theyre visible cuz i occasionally get them and they make me so dysphoric if u dont mind me being vulnerable (つД`)
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i do not want to be a human being with flesh and urges and thoughts and memories
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>>45064877
it’s 1c outside rn i must have slept in so much because of how cozy it is
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where have all the flours gone
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>>45064899
woa i dont understand any of this
how do u deal with razor bumps and stuff if u dont mind me asking...
i have a very basic skin routine
a few times a week i use paula's choice bha and outside of that it's just, cerave foaming cleanser in the shower (at night), aha toner in the morning to clean my face then shave then i put on some tinted moisturizer if im going to work otherwise just regular spf moisturizer
but my skin is always pretty irritated and cut up cuz im so neurotic abt shaving
and the paula's choice stuff helps a lot with fighting ingrowns but i still get some and it sucks :(
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i shave with just water. i dont gaf about anything. im a man so its fine
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>>45064951
Men use shaving cream, baby.
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>>45064965
not this one
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Cutting off a millimetre of my chaser everyday so he shrinks more and more without noticing until he’s an inch tall <3
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>>45064885
gruik gruik ehehehehehehehe
>>45064899
totally totally right. yeah idk it's just such a battle to like not get dragged into insane consumerism like im trying very hard not to overpurchase shit I don't need i want to just keep it down to absolute essentials. but it does save time doing makeup like when I use a good eye cream and lip mask at night it saves me from having to use concealer and a lip product during the day. the endless tradeoff between time and money
>>45064904
I always feel like I sleep better when it's cold somehow ... but you're probably right it's probably just that the bed is cosier... i wanna go home and get back in bed already...
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>>45064972
And still saying I'm 6 foot.
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>>45064983
The amount of men I’ve met who told me they are 6 foot whilst I tower above them has pushed me to suicide
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>>45064986
I don't actually say I'm 6 foot and I'm 5'9 so please don't take any of my millimetres.
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>>45064988
Cute, I’d give you an inch or two if I could.

I’m leaving this comment open to interpretation
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>>45064992
I know I said I'm 5'9 but I'm not a bottom chaser.
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brb going to /soc/ to look at penises
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>>45064999
Open to interpretation!
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I HATE HAVING A FACE
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just fuck my shit up man yea that's real good
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Making mouth noises directly into my chaser’s ear until he finally snaps and kills me
https://voca.ro/19CGp7dGfHrh
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>>45065008
Me and your buttholes POV
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>>45065002
chaser btw!!
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>>45065022
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>>45065022
Dick chaser
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>>45065028
that’s all chasers
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Chaser here, I only look at other guys' dicks so I have a reference point to my own.
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>>45065035
do you get hard when you look at other guys dicks
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I'm trying to buy a reed diffuser for my flat I wish you were here to help me smell them. Look how beautiful these ones are!!! but they don't really smell that good QQ
I'm kinda tempted to get one of those and then a refill from somewhere else... maybe I'll just do that fuhihihi
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A chaser stood at the urinals checking out every effeminate guy who uses the urinal next to him’s dick looking for the ideal repper to boy remove
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God forbid a chasey smack a tranners smol peen with his
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>>45065038
If it's a nice one sure i.e. not too smooth, not too veiny, only a slight curve at most, nice juicy head, tidy pubic hair and round shaved balls.
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>>45065052
based
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I'm a funny girl that just wants to make someone laugh forever and love them
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>>45065056
What are your cons?
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>>45065061
useless at nearly everything else, bisexual, about a 6/10, always rode on the coattails of being funny.
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Join the chasercord.
We're doing dick rates.
You gotta rate at least three dicks before posting your own.
Chasers only.
No trannies allowed.
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>>45065084
Can you unblock me? I've been using my pump and it's bigger now.
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>>45065097
What were you banned for brother?
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>>45065071
I’m pretty much the same desu hope you do find that person Nona
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found my wallet from when i was a kid and it had a receipt from 2009 folded in the back
TAKE ME BAAAAAACK
2009 kanye
2009 vidja
2009 tech
2009 mamo (before the moidening occurred)
2009 world
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I get hard looking at bbcs
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Beating up my troid for putting the heating on.
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>>45065174
That's awesome Maiq
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>>45065179
Is maiq a cuck?
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>>45065187
Yeah
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Slutty socks.
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>>45065188
I figured, dude is freaky as hell
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>>45065132
Oldhead
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I got pretty womaned at selfridges. I don't know what the culture is here but where I come from people don't get dressed up to go fucking shopping!!! i just moved that's why I'm buying shit to do my hair leave me alone. besides this outfit is literally designer the top is Dunnes ever heard of Dunnes sweetie it's a luxury import brand. yeah I figured it doesn't seem like it's exactly at your price point. bitch
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>>45065226
gelllo bronya
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>>45065225
Dx this kills the mamo
>>45065226
wtf fuck those people!!!! D:< u look cute today bronya this is why i hate the english
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>>45065226
I wonder if they have Dunnes here i need clothes that are both cheap and warm for when winter starts
>>45065231
gello. I really like Soho im realising as I get older that im kind of bougie. i don't eat much and I don't really drink so my expenses are low in return i simply expect the very best of everything else
>>45065232
LMAO I think they're like required to do that by their employer it's not that serious I just always find it very funny. class signifiers are very strange here it's quite Americanised where you're expected to really scream it with an expensive watch or something. sooooo new money...
I do actually want to buy a watch I'm gonna get a rakata big 0
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>>45065226
Total fish out of water. Can't wait to see you crying about getting hate crimed by you know who.
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>>45065240
idk anything ab watches sounds good though i am going out to get a safety razor idk why i ever thought i could live without one
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>>45065242
dada ._.
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>>45065242
i love the crowd in here that is sitting PRAYING for me to be involved in a racialised crime. Baby I'm not going past zone two on the Elizabeth line the only crime here is white collar
>>45065250
big city shopping spree!!!! every purchase is a luxurious investment!
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>>45065256
Ok, as long as you understand then I don't actually want you to get hurt.
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>>45065226
its like they dont even want to sell fridges
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pooping rn pray for me
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>>45065261
Im definitely expecting to get my phone snatched at some point apparently people snatch phones like crazy here. they just fly past on those demonic lime scooter things and grab it right out of your hand i really think all of those rental bikes and scooters are the devil im a total nimby about them and them only. Build a nuclear power plant next door and host raves until 5am but please god just don't promote cycling
>>45065283
i had to stifle a laugh when i saw that they do actually sell fridges now, albeit tiny ones for putting skincare in
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>>45065287
Be safe. Be brave.
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received an email from my employer so threatening that the HR lady felt the need to finish it with a :D to soften the tone
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my head hurts so bad
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>>45065333
we are raping you at work tomorrow :D
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>>45065339
It was literally like this
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>>45065340
they need to back off. youre mine
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>>45065342
Their offer is a lot more competitive than yours i fear
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goob morny
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>>45063331
omg name the episode pls
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>>45065323
i’m exhausted now
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>>45065354
You have to wake up! power! energy!
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bf who doesn’t let me get out of bed cause he's holding me too tight in his sleep
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I feel like nobody understands the struggle of being a top only 90% chaser only like sex hate blowjobs prefer trans women to real 90% of the time attraction wise but absolutely revolted by fecal matter anal sex is completely off the table and unfortunately just being friends or doing something else is out of the question you can be oh so beautiful but i have to settle for a mid white girl because she has a clean hole i can use nobody knows how hard it is to be me
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>>45065364
i’m sorry
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>>45065360
Pretending I'm asleep and fidgeting so I'm nuzzling your neck.
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>>45065364
i can get srs for you
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>>45065370
babe please i need to pee
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i'm trying to do a bunch of visual decluttering in this new place and it is genuinely so fucking goated. even if literally all you do is peel the labels off shit its sooo fucking soothing i feel like three times less stressed out in the morning. i just need to figure out a solution for toothpaste... maybe i'll decant it into a jar?
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>>45065364
I am often confused by the fixation heterosexuals have on penetrative sex. There a million ways to stimulate nerve endings and release oxytocin why does it always have to be PIV. Some of you are not having as much fun as you really should be
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Just came to tranny topping man porn
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>>45065387
>There were no signs...
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>>45065393
Did she have nice nails. The nails in porn are always so pretty. i wonder if they keep a nail tech on retainer at the big studios? i want that job so bad
>>45065395
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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>>45065385
*takes my arm off you, kisses you on the shoulder and taps your bum*
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im the only transgirl that cant find love
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>>45065399
you don't understand women at all. she obviously wanted you to omorashi her
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binga
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>>45065345
you dont know how competitive i can be *growls*
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just realised the "optional" pre-onboarding quizzes they want me to do have a total estimated time to complete of 60 hours
>>45065401
What is your wisdom
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>>45065389
Its more specifically about breeding for me. Transgenders being functionally the inverse of the divine which is why they're so tempting
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>>45065408
WHAT
have you ever used living proof hair products i think im all about living proof now. i used their dry shampoo for years because it was like. literally the only one that works on the market. and i picked up some of their stuff for curls and the energy of it is so good. I havent used it yet but the energy is exactly what i want. I love marketing im going to scrub all the text off with acetone now
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>>45065416
Are they health and safety modules?
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>>45065421
idk whether it annoys me more how much you dense faggots invoke the divine to abstract away your own preferences or how little you clearly understand it when you do
>>45065413
picrel is you growling
>>45065430
i wish that would be fun its like actual job stuff
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i said goob morny :(
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>>45065447
oh im so sorry i must have missed it! goob morny!
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>>45065434
not me growling. im scarier than that
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>>45065434
Are you implying that just because homosexuals arent breeding they can escape samsara? No life no rebirth? Because I assure you you're going to come back only next time you'll be Indian since you clearly love filth
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>>45064875
>>45065232
Good morning to you too.
>sad thoughts kept me asleep
;',,[
I know that feel. Sometimes I'm happier when I'm asleep too. But it's fine, because sleep is boring when you're not dreaming.
>pic
I'm glad you liked it. His name is Pixel, and he is a cornish rex
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>>45065468
hru miss office lady
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>>45065482
im so good! i went on a slightly overindulgent shopping spree but now i've taken inventory it's actually all very practical and sensible. you gotta spend money to make money right? the office is a cutthroat environment i gotta keep up with the joneses
>>45065475
bless your heart
>>45065472
picrel is you growling scary style
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>>45065497
what is joneses
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>>45065387
toothpaste trough
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>>45065501
oh sorry it's sort of an old fashioned expression keeping up with the joneses is an idiom for like...... how to say. trying to appear as impressive and successful and wealthy as the people around you
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>>45065497
yeah. thats right. thats right bitch.
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>>45065497
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iYhYzqqs8pQ
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>>45065507
kind of slay!
>>45065516
Im Bitch
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About to take a massive shit on the toilet, any of you want anything?
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>>45065523
youre bitch. bitch. youre bitch
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my shopping list mogs
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>>45065524
yes can i sit in your lap and massage it out gently
>>45065536
ok it is quite slay in fairness
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so whats the deal with stu they just neet at their grandmas house in germany or something?
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>>45065545
+ huge nut sack
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>>45065447
goob morbius!!
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>>45065545
She's mine. Stay away from her. growls at you
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The world is unfair, I wish I had a man who was so obsessed and passionate and in love with me he’d throw acid on my face if I dumped him :(
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>>45065478
hehe he looks like a real life gargoyle
but a happy one :D
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>>45065508
oh cool
>>45065559
hru miss mouse?
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>>45065574
So are you looking for a somali bf then
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>>45065581
i’m doing goob im very very cold today and i ordered my coffee black by accident but that’s ok hru miss goob
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>>45065352
telltale moozadell, where they're fucking up the school swimming pool, just look around and you'll see her
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>>45065387
do u also use the arm and hammer aluminum free deodorant that stuff is goated
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>>45065591
it’s cold here too! i don’t want to get out of bed because of it. sorry to hear about your coffee. maybe you can get some sugar packets or something
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update i got a safety razor
also i saw cropped hoodies for sale i was tempted since i have some high rise pants now but i didnt get one i dont need it right i have enough hoodies i dont need it
sigh
i want to have outfits with girlier silhouettes but i genuinely feel like a fish out of water with this stuff!!!!!!!!
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high rise pants are an abomination. unholy pants
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how do i embody this energy
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>>45065593
no is it good? i just bought this amplex one cause it seemed easy to remove the labels on but it's a small bottle so i assume it will not last so long. i will research arm and hammer. But i love aluminium!!! i always check everything to make sure it has aluminium in it id like to move to these eco friendly new refillable styles but they're all aluminium free and i dont trust like that
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wwyd if you were still ugly
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>>45065618
Go to beach at sunset and let the waves carry all of your worries away!!!!
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>>45065616
Ok some of us are fat so mind your business
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Gay bottoms and trannies are essentially competing with each other for the same demographic of men.
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>>45065620
um i like it cuz its cheap and aluminum free and those r basically my only asks of deodorant
why do u like aluminum its the stuff that gives ur shirts armpit stains
>>45065627
but it wouldnt look like that if i did it
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>>45065621
Same thing I do every night, pinky
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im fat and chopped
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i should die
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>>45065639
me 2
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My mom says I'm handsome.
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gorny
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>>45065649
is she single
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>>45065657
No, sorry.
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>>45065649
that u in the pic?
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>>45065664
Literally me.
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Anyone here ever use the BitchX IRC client?
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>>45065669
ur mom is right wow
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>>45065635
>>45065639
:(
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>>45065686
:(
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>>45065676
Thanks babe.
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my friends talked about how bad cosmetic surgery is in front of my so it’s safe to say my ffs did nothing or they hate me
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As I was squatting to poop I projectile shit into the toilet and felt it brush past my ass cheek
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Asexual Anon?
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hot steamy chaser on chaser action
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Oh my god, the poop is enormous.

I'm going to have to take a picture of this one.
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>>45065423
I've used living proof shampoo and conditioner, it's pretty good. I've never used the dry shampoo though. That's Jennifer Anistons brand isn't it? My favorite dry shampoo is Moroccanoil dark hair dry shampoo. Its so good and doesn't leave the white powdery residue.
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>>45065736
hi
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i loathe every person i see on the street. they are all idiots who just stand around and try to move into my way. some guy in the grocery store let his kid ride a scooter around inside. and they stopped selling pine nuts for some reason so now i have to go out again. i hope every person dies today
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>>45065770
I feel this way about Germans too
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>>45065609
You would look good in a cropped hoodie :p
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my head hurts
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>>45065771
they deserve their shitty country
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>>45065765
Hey AA, how are you today?
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>>45065770
Stop being islamiphobic
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>>45065779
Yeah well my soul hurts, pussy!
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>>45065609
What would it take for us to date? Honest question
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>>45065790
You'll have to transition
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>>45065786
they mind their own business. its the whites who seem to have sub zero iq. maybe thats bc there arent that many tho
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>>45065786
You've got a weird fixation man.
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>>45065609
you gotta just do it little by little! i threw myself in at the deep end but it seems like that doesn't work as well for other people. baby steps eventually it will become completely unremarkable
>>45065637
i just feel like its more effective in terms of like. not being stinky. i've never really had problems with armpit stains but i think it varies from person to person. i usually wear clothes that expose the pits anyway
it is not so important what things look like it is important how they feel
>>45065686
Why :(
>>45065755
She co-owned it for a little while back years ago but it's 100% unilever owned these days i believe. i like the living proof one because it is like a true colourless dry shampoo i hate the dark hair ones that just leave the powder but it's dyed black i would simply prefer to have no powder at all
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i want a peppermint hot chocolate
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>>45065781
my head hurts
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>>45065770
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>>45065805
that sounds good
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>>45065790
idk im kinda avoidant and very busy and have a lot of body image issues and issues w intimacy so honestly the odds aren't great
posting here is like a way for me to indulge in the more risque aspects of my personality in a way that feels safe and compartmentalized from the rest of my life
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>>45065578
>>45065637
Yeah. Ouugh Mamo, I have the opposite problem you had. I wasn't supposed to get up at 8am, but for some reason I did? So cause of it I'm working on about 6 hours of sleep rn, which is frying the Sealposter ;'<

I think I had a bad dream, but I can't remember what it was? Usually my bad dreams are someone trying to break into my house. And I have to jump out of the window or something? Currently these types of dreams are the most common for me, like I think 60% of my dreams are like this?

I also had a weird period of my life, where I was plagued with these bizarre polar bear dreams. Where I would usually get chased by a polar bear, and then killed and consumed by them. I remember one very vividly where a polar bear was chasing me while I was on a snowmobile, and I ended up in this mansion and he climbed up a ladder to get into the top floor, and then attacked me and I woke up...

Yes I am now realizing the whole "polar bears eating seals thing". But I swear that's just a coincidence for some reason. I had these dreams before I was obsessed with seals btw.

I'd be interested in hearing about some of your dreams, if you don't mind sharing?
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>>45065809
How is the new head treating you?
I'm watching some people play the new castlevania game
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>>45065810
normal guy is a retard. why should i have to listen to him whistle. he should shit up and kill himself
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>>45065814
You sure done thought about it lots, huh?
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>>45065820
i need to get a new one.
is the new castlevania good? i’ve hear mostly negative things unfortunately
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>>45065814
>avoidant
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why do they have to stop selling things i like
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>>45065802
Oh ok. I'll have to try it. I can probably get it on one of the hair product auctions.
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I think if all avoidants were culled in a mass extermination world peace would be achieved rather quickly
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i need caffeine
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>>45065851
real. the body shop used to have these roll on white musk essential oils i loved and they discontinued them in favour of some fuck ass dabber that's a nightmare to use. Im sure your pine nuts are sad too or whatever
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>>45065865
Then make some!
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>>45065851
How much do you pay for a container of pine nuts over there?
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bronya should i quit my job and move out of the big city
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>>45065814
can i still try
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Sometimes I wish I didn't have to be nice and could just call people fucking retards like they are
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>>45065831
i dont blame u
>>45065823
i guess so
>>45065819
noooo sealfren i hope u at least take an afternoon nap, weekends are for relaxing and recuperating
those sound like scary dreams D: recurring polar bear dreams esp that sounds awful its strange that it was like a prolonged thing for u, i wonder what it means
i can relate to having bad dreams but not remembering them, i get that often
u just wake up and feel this pervasive sense of dread and u cant place it... i find that listening to some energetic music right after i wake up can help with that, smth to kinda jump start ur brain and snap u into a different mode of thinking
>my dreams
i think ummm the only recurring nightmares i have are like, being stuck in airports like not being able to find my gate or missing my flight and being stranded, or getting on the wrong flight and not realizing until after take off and them im panicking cuz omg im getting taken to some weird place i wasnt planning on at all
idk why airports
for a long time i also had this recurring nightmare where i would just be going about my day like normal, id be at home like sitting at the dinner table or sitting at my desk in school and there would just be this terrible feeling that something was rly wrong but i didnt know what, and this sense of dread would just keep building higher and higher and then id wake up like panicking
that was mostly when i was in high school, i shared a bedroom with my twin bro so id always wake up and go straight to the bathroom and lock myself in there for a bit and just breathe and try to calm myself
but i think its been a while since i had a dream like that
often i dont rly remember my dreams
i was telling bronya the other night i had a dream where i was wearing this faded black tiered maxi skirt that was made out of that like meshy sweatshirt material with the raw hems so the ends of the layers kind of curled up and i had a big cozy burgundy sweatshirt on over it, idk what any of it meant lole
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>>45065887
this post is about me
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>>45065829
I suppose it's fine, not completely sure. I just want them to do the same artstyle as symphony of the night
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>>45065891
It's actually about my drummer but I can call you a retard if you'd like
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>>45065887
this post is about me
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>>45065886
i would just end up hurting u :< i dont want that
im sorry anon, u seem sweet
its better to just give up on me, i could never make u happy...
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>>45065890
>types out the bible when it comes to talking about herself
Holy narcissist
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>>45065887
This post is about someone else but it applies to you
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>>45065902
You should see her passgen spam
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>>45065893
it doesn’t look very castlevaniay. should i play sotn after dread? i have only played the nes castlevanias
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>>45065899
Marie, why are you so rude?
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>>45065865
you dont care. you just want to talk about yourself
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>>45065925
ur scary
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>>45065870
right?? but it's a pain to be decanting stuff QQ i should probably do that though
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there is a stunfisk cardigan exclusive to the japanese pokemon center site and i need it
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>>45065925
Lmao shut the fuck up sissy
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>>45065913
I played it for the first time last year, some great music. I think it's worth playing but maybe slot something else in after dread unless you want to play two metroidvanias in a row
https://youtu.be/Smrt0qxt1Xw
Are you still going to play pikmin 3 after pichu's advice?
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>>45065881
I dont know. I'm sorry
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>>45065934
See that's very mean to say. I've only ever been nice to you.
>>45065943
Are you the white knight here to defend Marie? Simmer down.
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>>45065948
im gonna play it eventually but probably not till after dread
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>>45065958
Ok you can fit pikmin 3 between dread and sotn. I look forward to your reviews for all three.
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Ummm guys, what is… a plaphon?
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i dont want to go outside again. but i have to. i hate being alive
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>>45065991
A tranny made for clapping cheeks
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>>45065995
can't u go hang out w some friends or. buy candy. stu
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I'm considering purchasing pants today. making big moves
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>>45065929
lets talk about me
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>>45065990
also the oot remake is coming out soon so that may end up stealing all my attention
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>>45065802
fat people make me :( very :((((
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>>45066003
i dont have friends and candy has calories
>>45066023
ok. its less depressing than talking about me
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>>45066042
>ok
>talks about self more
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i have to move a heavy thing all by myself soon
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My friends keep bullying me by calling me a plaphon. These same friends have come up with vaguehon, where it’s unclear whether it’s an ugly woman or a slightly clocky slightly passable trans woman
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my next door neighour bought me a donut im going to cry
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>>45066049
Your friends sound lame as fuck
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>>45066049
you are attractive and your story is made up
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>>45066052
FUCK YOU
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nobody gaf about my pants
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>>45066062
My friend (cis f) just told me to say “[my] story is real and plaphon lives matter”
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>>45066073
I do i was trying to think to come up with something about like i want to be your pants but it didn't really work
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>>45066073
And I still don't
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She said that if they start trying to boymog me or play me I should post picrel
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>>45066081
you could never be my pants cause I have no particular desire to spend money on you
>>45066083
KILL YOURSELF
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>>45066094
Can you go be reddit somewhere else?
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>>45065890
Sorry Mamo. I'm kinda busy now, but I'll give you a longer reply later. I hope you had a good morning? Enjoy your afternoon Mamo ^^
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>>45066046
May I be of assistance?
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>>45066031
understandable
>>45066052
FUCK YOU
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>>45066101
My friend just said she’s gonna kill herself because it’s so mean you said that and that it’s a YouTube shorts ass comment and that you’re keyboard warrior hiding behind ur keyboard too afraid to face [her]
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>>45066080
now it’s unbelievable because no cis f person would be okay with their friend using fourchan
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>>45066052
FUCK YOU
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>>45066126
Tell her to livestream it
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>>45066129
She’s not okay with it that’s why she bullies me for using this site, she said that like ofc she’s not okay with, she’s tried to tell me to stop, and that I just won’t, and that’s she’s done multiple interventions. Picrelated
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>>45066113
i just got it inside my apartment :(
where were you ten minutes ago qq
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>>45066143
you have such a beautiful mind full of wonderful fantasies beepy <3
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>>45066145
I'm sorry I failed you...
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She just slept over so we’re in a silly mood. She’s saying that twitter is superior to this place bc at least they talk about uncle pussy

>>45066138
She was just saying she wished she could live stream on 4chan
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>>45066126
Tell your friend I said to twerk her ass in a thong.
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>>45066152
Do you guys not have sleepovers w ur friends?

>>45066158
Aye aye!
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>>45066156
i demand 100 smooches as an apology
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>>45066170
I don't have any friends
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>>45066170
i don’t talk about sex with my friends personally. when we had sleep overs we would talk about sonic or pokemon or halo
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>>45066158
She said she’s not even a plaphon tho
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>>45066177
*Smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch*
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>>45066198
thanks for the extra eleven smooches babe
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>>45066205
Yeah I lost count sorry.
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>>45066222
BABE YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T SHARE THE PIC
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>>45066192
Is she cute?
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>>45066190
Well we talked about sex and Evangelion and watched American psycho and got crossed and then looked at our twitter and TikTok feeds and her umamansume game and talked about really emotional stuff and ordered DoorDash to eat w the snacks I bought. But now she’s abandoned me to pee and change clothes
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>>45066222
OH MY
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>>45066234
>:3
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>>45066237
>she’s abandoned me to pee
you should block her on everything how dare she
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If Brian Griffin was a human I would marry him
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>>45066237
i need need need need need to know who your friend's favourite umamusume is and why it's agnes digital. my favourite is still in love :D
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>>45066244
Fake white woman
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>>45066244
you would marry seth mcfarland’s self insert oc? you would marry seth mcfarland?
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i would NEVER fuck a dog
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>>45066254
I am genuinely attracted to Seth McFarlane but I suspect he’s gay and that upsets me
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if brian griffin was a human i wouldn’t be attracted to him
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if chris hemsworth was a dog i would marry him
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>>45066258
homophone
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i hate old people
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Oh how lovely, I thought myself a pack of grapes and got a dead spider for free
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Goodnight asexual anon!!
Goodnight mouse
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight BRN
Goodnight dead pope francis
Goodnight henry
Goodnight rick
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight brian griffin
Goodnight cibi
Goodnight blaire
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight wulfim
Goodnight seal
Goodnight eastern yurope poster
Goodnight mamo
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight beepy
Goodnight epic
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight winemom
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight pichu!
Goodnight pichu!
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got my pine nuts. hell yeah
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>>45066235
She gorg

>>45066243
Already done

>>45066247
Her oshii is Maruzensky but she also loves digi-tan (she had to tell me how to transcribe this)
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i love millennials
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>>45066296
Love you too <3.
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>>45066292
nighty australian friend :]
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>>45066296
I hate myself
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>>45066292
gnmehyswas!!
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he's never said goodnight to me. let's fucking kill him let's just fucking kill him
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>>45066296
me when i'm a nintendo or blizzard executive
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>>45066296
me too they were so right about animal collective & neutral milk hotel
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>>45066292
goodnight forever
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>>45066310
i don’t give a fuck a blizzard but i love nintendo. i want to go to the nintendo theme park with my friends
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>tesla demos some new vaporware sportscar, says it can fly
>says it can fly
>reserve yours now
>the last shitty sportscar they asked ppl for reservations for literally never materialized
>hacker news is creaming their pants
>"omg elon flying car!!!!"
i gotta stop using that fucking website, jfc
we need to bully nerds again
>>45066108
hehe look at this chud
okie ttyl sealfren :D
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>>45066309
goodnight vindictive anon
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>>45066322
I'd love to bully you
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>>45066292
i don't believe in anonymously being mean, or being fake-nice. i don't care for you, exodinon. i have you filtered on my pc but not my phone. let's just clear the air and share our feelings and then we can go back to not interacting.
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>>45066345
they dm each other bro this ain’t gonna work
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>>45066352
i don't believe in anonymously being mean, or being fake-nice. i don't care for you, anonymous. i have you filtered on my pc but not my phone. let's just clear the air and share our feelings and then we can go back to not interacting.
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Trannies what would you do if your bf was a chud and watched asmongold
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>>45066357
i don't believe in anonymously being mean, or being fake-nice. i don't care for you, fake Pichu. i have you filtered on my pc but not my phone. let's just clear the air and share our feelings and then we can go back to not interacting.
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can i be pichu too
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>>45066345
It's over. Going to become a fat chud now.
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>>45066362
Thats me
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>>45066247
Also she told me I look like ikuno dictus
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>>45066362
i would divorce him
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Just learned an old online friend is trans now. I should message her right?
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>>45066377
yeah message me
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>>45066339
no bulli
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I'm going to bully a nerd tranner.
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>>45066392
insane fucking chud
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>>45066398
T~T
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>>45066362
Watching asmongold is unforgivable
>>45066373
>I look like ikuno dictus
Is she blind or something?
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Alright lets move threads
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>>45063335
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>>45066395
noooooooo
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>>45066392
Only sexually
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I'm going to costco and the liquor store do you want anything?



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