>Q4CIf one of your childhood friends transitioned, would you fuck her asspussy?>Q4TWould you let one of your childhood friends pound and breed your sissy shit slit?>Previous>>45068864
>>45071861So cute
>>45071861>If one of your childhood friends transitioned, would you fuck her asspussy?If she was hot
>>45071890cute
the thing I always notice is that most people that report dog bites and attacks are always anxiously retarded individuals. Like, you've gotta be some mentally ill junkie to actually get attacked by an animal that has evolved to live peacefully among humans. The dogs can smell your sussy ass, you little sissy
>>45071886what about if she was mid and didn't fully understand prepping? like only washed the exterior bussy and didn't deep clean but was otherwise pretty tight?
Trannies be like "I'm Chad only"Well I'm twinkhon only
>notice me "Los Angeles" tiktok tab>click to see what's there>first videoI love LA
>>45071896Yeah but imagine being little like Eris is instead of a huge barrel chested man like you. I get why she's scared. I hope she can find a bf because socal is loaded with stray dogs.
>>45071898I have a douche she can useBeing mid is okay if its mid in like a charming way
>>45071896do you like pitbulls
Fucking my trans gf in front of her dog so she's no longer seen as an alpha
>>45071912wtf
>>45071908>socal is loaded with stray dogsI don’t remember this being an issue what have you done with the place in my absence?
>>45071928Literally who
I need profile pic suggestions. What are some anime characters that give off tranny chaser vibes?
>>45071933Why is there a sudden influx of stay dogs in so cal? What’s going on?
>>45071934People who watch anime are to cool to be chasers. Try some cringe millennial shit
>>45071938There's so many that there's a yt channel called Hope for Paws where they go out and save them. Get out of your fuck ass suburb for 10 minutes dude.
Where can I find a pale nerdy twinkhon gf?
>>45071908I'm not barrelchested, I'm a slim jim with a 27 inch waist and it's just straight all the way. I've been around dawgs that are bigger than me. I regularly deal with strays, I live in Mexico, socal (Mexico2) ain't got shit on actual Mexicobut honestly I get it, you're both tweaked out dysgenic methheads with anxiety issues, it's probably hard to be around most animals. A cat would probably rip you apart too >>45071911I don't advocate for them, but generally the ones I've dealt with have been very pleasant>>45071938homelessness (chicanoshirt) and irresponsible immigration (jeetcordia/eris)
we will have time travel in 10 years according to that guy from the future
>>45071942But trannies like anime. What would you suggest then?
>>45071948Yeah right lmfao you posted your pants one time and i could see the waist size dooky we have the same sized waist.
>>45071934Anime character pfp 100% of the time equals repper
Every day I wake up and ask how can I be more like Tony Soprano
I'm boymodersexual
>>45071945I fit this description
>>45071966boymoder not for sex
>>45071953Why would i give you advice to rape trans ppl?>>45071951Hyouin Kyouma?
>>45071969boymoder is perfected for the purpose of sex
>>45071977boymoder for kisses and cuddles and hugs and handholding but no sex
>>45071970nicholsons bbc
boymoders are designed by god for the pleasure of obese middle aged men
Boymoder asshole is for pounding and breedingBoymoder mouth is for rapingBoymoder thighs are for fuckingBoymoder sissy clitty is for caging
>>45071993>w<
>>45071958I just like anime it’s not that complicated
Nobody ever ansur posts anymore so I can't post funny outlier graphs anymore
>>45071993TRVKE
>>45071970Alright, I'll take note that Eris is not a very nice or helpful person.
>>45072008good girl
i need to get fatter my waist and ass and thighs too small
>>45072029the pronouns are right there
Never give the jeet attentionDo not interact with the jeetIts universally hatedKicked out of 109 trans spaces btw
>scroll through audio folder bc i feel like a karaoke is missing from that folder>see year old audio porn>die of cringe
>>45072029yo im a cis man bro chill>>45072036<3 <3
Boymoder is for love
boymoder is for proneboning in her childhood bed while her dad can hear
>>45071957you do realize I wear oversized jeans with a small belt because I have issues wearing jeans my actual size, like I generally do not fit into them (the leg tubing), I've talked about this in the past before, it's a very common issue to have
I will never understand dad cucking. Aren't you already cucking your dad enough by being a tranny?
Tfw you don't have a dad and slept in the living room
>>45072049>the leg tubing
>>45072051there's layers to ntr
Trannies with normal fetishes <3
>>45072059At least your honest. Wasn't your fault tho.
>>45072061what do the "people" in chicanoland call them? I mean my legs generally do not fit inside size 28 jeans, even when I buy loose fits, they are made with little boys in mind, not overgrown chubby little 32 year old boymoders
>>45072067Boring, bro.
Dawgy has tubular legs
>>45072079It just sounded funny. You're such a dork. I mog you with my big 34x32 pants tube legs
>>45072051i'm not a tranny but i am cucking my dad by being a failure :(
>>45072067Trannies with abnormal, abhorrent, terrifying, disgusting, morally questionable fetishes <3
>>45072086bro I wear 36-38 waist pants wtf are you talking about
>>45071896I got bit in the face by a pitbull once so yeah fuck them
Society is skinnyphobic. 000 is the smallest size and still too big, and the smallest belts don't cinch enough so you have to buy those alt double hole belts just to wear pantsThat's why I just wear stringed sweats now. Much easier
https://voca.ro/1fpCrlBX4rAy
this methed out Chicano is hallucinating some shit, like I wear these to boymode most days
>>45072109If women's clothes are too big try shopping in the girl's section
>>45072109Eugenia?
>>45072104that's scary :( were you seriously injured?
>>45072122That would be humiliating, it's like asking a fat person to shop in the circus bear/ elephant outfit section
>>45072134This is already what shopping in the plus size section feels like...
I hope gender medicine will soon get to the point where transfem tops can actually be a thing.
There's something really beautiful about gay bottoms that make themselves as female as possible to tank the gayness for both themselves and their partners
>>45071896>most people that report dog bites and attacks are always anxiously retarded individualsDog loving freak detected. Rare on this forum for people to praise dogs and victim blame.
>>45072136Except it doesn't
i make myself as male as possible to drive up the gayness for me and my partner
>>45072146Trannies really really reeeeally like dogsIt's likely an affect of estrogen
>Society is skinnyphobic. 000 is the smallest size and still too big, and the smallest belts don't cinch enough so you have to buy those alt double hole belts just to wear pants>That's why I just wear stringed sweats now. Much easier
>>45072146society owes a lot of progress to animals, and dogs have been instrumental in that progress, not as mere servants, but as our companions. If you don't respect your loyal companions, then you're just a shit human being. I don't think you're human, actually. Not respecting animals is a trait of which I detest, an automatic red flag, and I'm psychos like you make themselves known
Wait I just realized, do all houses have washer/dryer? Growing up or clothes were handwashed or we went to the laundromat across the street, and then in my college dorms there was a laundry room, and only on the apartment I was in for a few years was there in unit washer dryer. But my godmother has a washer and dryer in her house, and I just had the thought that if everyone didn't have a washer and dryer, laundrimats would be way busier, and people would have to drive their clothes to wash if they live in a house which is usually not walking distance from a laundromat which would be annoying. So it stands to reason that houses must usually have washer and dryer included no? Can any rich ppl confirm or deny?
Birria buldak
>>45072166Unless you're in a super poor or old house a washer and dryer is a basic appliance. I've only ever had to use a laundrymat when my washer broke one time or if I need to wash bulky bedding.
>>45072164Total dog freak, I was right. Do you have the lion tamer complex too? Or only the ''dogs forged civilization'' cope? In current year, 95% of dogs, are a total niusance. Useless poop bark machines. Social crutches for lonely people. And where did I say I don't respect animals? I've harmed exactly 0 animals except the ones I eat. Are you a vegan?''I don't trust people who don't like dogs'' -Average dog freak who's lost part of their humanity. Probably from breathing dog poop particles every day for 15 years.
>>45072192Were you the type to torture small animals growing up?
>>45072157I didn't know. No one ever posts their poopbark machine in here. Not that I'm complaining. I find it uber cringe to be a dog crazed person.
>>45072192let me guess, you're a swarthy little manlet? Don't even bother denying it
>>45072194>I've harmed exactly 0 animals except the ones I eat.were you the type to fail reading tests, growing up?
would you gay sex me
>>45072128no, basically I was spanking her butt very playfully and lightly messing around...like super playful. It snapped and bit my face as a warning and only made a cut above my eye but like it went so fast by the time I realized I've been bitten I could have been dead or injured. Their warning shots are straight up deadly like I'm vegan and still think pitbulls should be put down
>>45072192Dogasaki
>>45072198I'm a woman. And that's the typical dog bully behavior. Claim everyone annoyed at your uncontrolled shitbeast, is a sissy/faggot/coward ... Meanwhile dogs manage to kill at least 50 people every year (in USA). Mostly babies sleeping in their own homes, and old people during their daily walk. Pretty gross victim blaming. Total bully.
>>45072208ok discy, we get it, your sri lankan brain makes you REALLY hate animals
total neko victory
>>45072213I'm Mexican too, pendejo. I never claimed to hate animals. The people who hurt dogs the most, are unironically, dog owners. You take them away from their birth mother, and lock them up in your home, for entertainment purposes.
>>45072171My mouth hurts and it smelled like armpits
>>45072219it's bizarre, this could either be chicanoshirt doing his transwoman LARP or discy doing her pretending to be Mexican LARPamazing, you two are literally one and the same
>>45071890would
How do yall cope with the humiliation of voice training? Every time I hear my gross sissy voice it makes me want to rope.
>>45072239you don't
Because I couldnt pass im going to make it my mission to ruin every trans woman's life
>>45072239you should time travel to before your voice dropped and start taking hrt maybe
>>45072252That isn’t very nice nona
>>45072253basically the only way to get a passing voice as a troonsgender
Voice hons <3
Is anyone else bothered by the way the word LARP gets used? The LA stands for live action. Someone posting a fake story on 4chan is by definition not larping they're just a liar, a fabulist, a poser. Maybe I'm just being autistic though.
>>45072259If I cant be happy they cant be happy either.
>>45072266Larp larp larp shakur
>>45072260eh not really, from what ive seen online a lot of trannies who started later still sound indistinguishable from cis women to me after voice training, it's not the end of the world if you start hrt after your voice dropped
>>45072275i've never heard a trans woman that had a cis woman's voice
>>45072281you probably did a few times but just didn't know they were trans
I have now gone 24 without gooning.Say something nice to me.
>>45071861>q4tI haven’t interacted with anyone I knew below the age of 10 in a decade so sure, he would basically be a stranger
I like when she leans into the bisexual gaze.
>>45072289impossible
a cis woman's penis is indistinguishable from a trans woman's penis
Playing Bloodborne on PC thanks to /v/. What are my friends up to tonight? :)
Forcing my tranny to play Ace Combat 8
>>45072312faphero
>>45072312nice, I played through it like last month
>>45072290Good job! Reward yourself with some gooning!
>>45072269Most of the girls here are so hard on themselves you probably are too. The world is already a hard enough place
>>45072312Play Ace Combat 8, was playing Ace Combat 8, just finished Ace Combat 8, reeling from finishing Ace Combat 8.
>>45072322Which installer did you use? I did fitgirl. Because I don't feel like going through all the steps to download like 30 mods.
>>45072312Watching Overlord and eating mozzarella sticks
>>45072331I used shadps4 back before there were a bunch of new ones, it worked well enough
But Iosefka... the door's open...
>>45072338i'm honestly jealous
>qottIdk. Only 1 really. I wouldnt call it a bussy or any of the sissy stuff, but one friend that I haven't talked to since pre transition id let fuck me into next year. Also.I fucking hate tinder. I swear.I have been unmatched twice today by guys I was talking to. The second I tell them I wanna go on a real date and not just hookup I get unmatched. Why does nobody value a cuddle? This one guy talked about taking me to a movie and cuddling up, ans when i said id love to go out he fucking unmatches me. Considering trying taimi... again. Its just grinder but less straight up sexual. I hate it. I hate dating as a tranny. Im passing so I attract so many fucking straight coomers who nut and block me out of self hate.
I’m a bit sad tonight
What is wrong with me that makes me undateable?
I'll become stronger, you'll see.
Girl...
I can't play Bloodborne on account of my hatred for British """"""people""""""
https://voca.ro/18iddBVGUdnj
>>45072314is it good?
I'm more than a bit sad tonight
>>45072517congratulations
>>45071861i hate this picture. why do other people get to have perfect lives while i have to suffer
>>45072517What has you down?
>>45072372Does it clap when you climb stairs?
>>45072372lol
Antisemitic people are kind of stupid
every day im single I just know a transbian is winning while im losing.
>>45072580You have to get back at them by sucking me off in the mcdonalds carpark babe
say i dated a non-chaser normie moidhow would i introduce tranny specific kinks to him??? how would i even explain something that's considered vanilla (like chastity) without coming across as a total freak?
>>45072583thats nice but I want more. I have standards, lets go somewhere nice.
>>45072586Normies are freaky too, if anything if you have your foot in the door and they understand that you’re a trans woman who’s into certain things most men will try everything once
>>45072593everything
>>45072590The...chipotle parking lot?...
>>45072597Everything, I was talking to a normie straight friend of mine that I grew up with and he was talking about letting his girl finger him and fuck him with a strap. “Normies” aren’t really a thing lol
>>45072590The Olive Garden parking lot, and after you’re done fucking my ass we can get spaghetti
Lately I started to see my tranny partner as a man it's completely over, I can't get over it, it's like "damn I'm really dating a fucking man wearing makeup" I don't know what the fuck happened like suddenly I'm not a faggot chaser anymore, I got the ick as the femoids say.Has anyone experienced something similar?
>>45072604can you be my gay bestie
>>45072604Just get as much head as you want then ghost broTake a break from this thing for a couple partnersThen come back in 15 years
>>45071861awww that's cute
>>45072604Gayyy
God, playing the BB PC port is just making me think, why the fuck won't From and Sony just do a PC port? It would sell. It would do fucking gangbusters on PC. What the hell are they thinking?
>>45072617PlayStation hates money
>>45072620Sure seems like that lately. What with the fact they've said "No more discs for PS6. Fuck you."And raised the price of their online fee. I've made the claim>It's okay to steal from NintendoBut now I feel>It's okay to steal from Sony and Nintendo.
>>45072621Putting morals on something that is inherently illegal will never not be stupid. Like you’re still stealing something, you don’t have to moralfag about why you do it on Reddit 24/7
>>45072625For what it's worth, I have bought Bloodborne. Twice.I have it physically and digitally, because my PS4's disc drive died in 2018, and so I bought it digitally to keep playing it.
>>45071861>Would you let one of your childhood friends pound and breed your sissy shit slit?I think I would rather slam my head in a car door repeatedly than have to encounter any of my childhood friends ever again
>>45071861I’m going to be the one transitioning and I hope one of my friends does. >shemale porn gooner to trooner
Ummmm I think I accidentally got a boyfriend.
>>45072641Good job.
It’s so cold in my room
where's the best place to meet a qt tranny in london? i just want a soft skinned petite dickgirl to cuddle and kiss :(
>>45072647I've bought thick socks, long johns and a fleece dressing gown. Winter is coming.
>>45072657>dickgirlDisgusting. Fuck off.
>>45072660I like the cold but I’m only wearing underwear and a bra in the cold…
>>45072657Hey baby ;3 beats you up
>>45072665I bet you could cut glass with your nipples right now.
>>45072647Would cuddling help?
My shoulder blade has been sore for like 6 weeks now. I think I have lung cancer.
>>45072674They’re not that pointy>>45072677Yes
>>45072641hes going to leave you too
are people who get nipple piercings all masochists
>>45072710No? They don’t hurt that bad
>>45072711you have nipple piercings??? idk they seem like they'd hurt really bad from the lightest touch for the rest of your life, mine already kinda hurt when i lightly touch them, the thought of a piercing constantly tugging on them feels scary
>>45072722Of course I do, they don’t hurt at all.
>>45072688Why do you always have to be such a fucking cunt?
>>45072798im a good person
The original InFAMOUS holds up incredibly well, I’m glad those bitches at rpcs3 got it working now.
>>45072710nah they're not painful people imagine them to be a much bigger deal than they are. i've had them for so long i forget about them pretty often
Suckling on winemom's hips
>>45072836how hard do you think id have to tug on them to rip them out with like a small chunk of your nipple maybe
>>45072815Yeah they made the combat satisfying by having no cooldown with your main attack, and the more powerful precision shots felt fun too. The later games are good with how they open up traversal options.Have you played Prototype 1 or 2? You'll probably enjoy those too.
>>45071861oh boy oh boy, this q4t is just perfect for me isn’t it>did once>wouldn’t again>generally would recommend it however
>>45072857Of course I have! I love prototype
good morning everypony, how’s everyone’s weekend going?
>>45072853Pretty seriously hard like i wear a lot of knitwear and rarely wear bras outside of work so it gets caught a lot and in however many years it's never been a situation where i was even worried about it doing any damage, let alone literally ripping out. but i wear very practical tiny barbells rather than a ring or anything dangling so maybe those are worse/better?
>>45071861> Would you let one of your childhood friends pound...?No, because then he would be cheating on his (also trans) wife.
>>45072874oh i thought they were rings, that would be easier probably
I wish I knew music theory so I could know what about this song genuinely makes you so happy. instant mod boost for some reasonhttps://youtu.be/yzC4hFK5P3g
>>45071861>q4tyeah i would a lot of them are hot but none of them are gay so no chance :((
>>45072873Fucking horrible but we persist. Last night was good at leastHow are you?
>>45072873im living it up deciding what's for lunch. i can't really cook in this flat so i'm just eating out which is depressingly affordable these days. i miss cooking... i need to figure out how in god's name im going to eat a vegetable like this. and i desperately need to learn to like sushi if im going to survive in this city its sushi every two steps
does anyone ever click any of those links?
>>45072882ya its like. obviously i can't post an example but it's literally like two little dots on either side of the nipple that are pretty much completely flush. like they're really unobtrusive
>>45072883i like that it's always gay anime sissy songs in japanese literally every time you post a link
>>45072893you post examples often
>>45072893you should post an example
>>45072895do i really? i feel like even though i'm very free the nipple you usually can't even make out the piercings through even the thinnest fabric. if i didn't like have a job now i would probably get something with like bigger ends so its more noticeable in tank tops at least>>45072904i mean if you really want me to im happy to but you can probably find plenty online if you're considering it. i genuinely think it is the easiest and lowest maintenance piercing i've ever got done literally easier than lobes if you've had a cartilage piercing that's like ten times worse
>>45072889Discordia's ones? I've had her filtered since the start
>>45072894if you listen to that and dont have a smile on your face you probably aren't human
Only good Japanese band is the Pillows
>>45072923i do, this is peak silly sissygen content it makes mo want to do that gay little dance
>>45072914im not reading all that
>>45072937makes me*
>>45072932you don't even believe that!
>>45072946I 100% believe that, that’s why I said it.
>>45072943Yeah go back to naked lunch you sick freak
>>45072914come on post tits for dada >w<
was watching a video about league dance references and got a throwback to alizee. she is unfairly perfecthttps://youtu.be/iTB019Vv0Y8>>45072937good
>>45072953ill kill you
I'm not looking for a tradwife, I just need someone that understands if you don't have a job then cooking and cleaning is your responsibility.
>>45072965I wouldn’t mind cooking and cleaning, but I’ll be damned if someone try’s to cook with me. If I’m cooking you get the fuck out of my kitchen and let me handle everything
>>45072957You are five years old they will put me in jail. Shouldn't you be studying chinese anyway>>45072963hehe >w< blehhhh
>>45072887sorry to hear that anon :( i’m good, went and watched whalefall with one of my friends yesterday then met up with a few others and hit a few bars, was lovely, today i’ve been invited for a subway sandwich which will be purchased for me on the condition that i get a meatball marinara specifically. very odd>>45072888oh dear, yeah that is depressing :( do you ever get those chinese cooking videos on tiktok where they make something horrific on like a single standalone induction plate? could you maybe borrow some of those concepts but make something not horrific instead with the limited space?surprised to hear you don’t like sushi though, that’s an interesting piece of trivia. unironically i would highly recommend trying eel sushi, lowk tastes really similar to a cooked prawn, if you’re into that
>>45072976I get irrationally irritated when someone comes into the kitchen when I'm using it too so I'll happily leave you alone.
>>45072989Good, I’m glad we have an understanding. I will make breakfast, lunch and dinner but you will do the shopping for ingredients and I expect phrase for every meal.
>>45072984>subway sandwich which will be purchased for me on the condition that i get a meatball marinara specifically. very oddIs this a fetish thing or something?
>>45072979im so pisse doff
>>45073000Praise*Jeez I’m stupid
>>45073000Can you not leave the house or something?
>>45073005no, it’s my dad, i think he has autism, he’s a pretty bizarre man who does bizarre stuff like this often
>>45073023I don’t drive, never got my license. And I usually just take the bus everywhere or go places with family or friends. If you took me I could do the shopping, but it’s not like I want to carry a bunch of bags with me on the bus
>>45072965idk why we're still acting like single income households are a thing. You will both be working. plan accordingly>>45072984LMAO i honestly get a lot that genuinely look really delicious on xhs im waiting for my rice cooker to get shipped down so i can at least do some of that. im honestly just weird about seafood in general! im trying to get over it it's very inconvenient and a lot of that stuff is healthier and more renewable anyway so it's the way things are going. i've spent most of my adult life living with vegans so even though i eat meat im not particularly in the habit of cooking with it regardless. need to brush up in the age of proteinmaxxing>>45073008yeah keep pissing bitch
Fellow tranners, how do you cope with the fact we will never be mothers? I had a dream where I had a child, and I was helping him set up his first ever PC. I woke up about 10 minutes later and I genuinely can feel my soul and heart breaking. It felt fucking real.
>>45073040Drink and smoke to numb the pain, and pray that my future partner would be okay with adopting
>>45073040i've never wanted kids in my life
>>45073040i dunno i have moments of wanting kids but it's just not realistic in this economy. many, many cis women are also grieving similarly it's definitely different for us but it's a pain shared across society. i do not think the future is worth living and i could not bear the guilt of bringing someone into it. that breaks my heart more than being frigid ever did. and there's things to be getting on with spending too much time thinking about it is a waste. let's work towards making the future a little brighter before we worry about populating it
Trans gf that doesn't want kids so I can give her my undivided devotion <3
dual income no kids <3 <3 <3
>>45073062that's a little sad anon. is your love so paltry
>>45073067i miss the days when that was a luxurious lifestyle... now it's just par for the course
>>45073057Meanwhile foreign nationals have no trouble having kids and have all their needs paid for by a predominantly white tax paying population.
>>45073073yep now it's the bare minimum if you want to survive. in some ways it makes relationships a prison of necessity.
>>45073068Not sure how you came to that conclusion.
>>45073076why not move out there then. wherever "there" is>>45073077i have worked my whole life to try and escape this and doing the math i genuinely do not think it mattered. which is a big part of why im always talking about how like. bad relationships from the mildly toxic to the most abusive are yes social issues but also very much issues of economics>>45073078idk im always confused when people act like love is some limited resource they have to carefully dole out. i am not someone who loves easily but i never feel like my love is diminished for it
Why is it always the people who had the privilege of being upper middle class or higher talking about poverty. It’s a problem that you’ve never faced, why care and act like you’re an authority on it?
>>45073038well if it’s low space non meat protein are you into bean salads at all? i make them all the time, dump some onions and peppers and whatever else you fancy in a food processor, toss that in a bowl with some canned mixed beans in whatever sauce they’ve got that seems appealing, wee bit of seasoning and lime juice then portion them out. hardly recaptures the joy of cooking but it’s good to get more veggies and protein in you in a day :)is the seafood thing like “ew boke i’m not eating that it came out the fucking sea!” or is it just the flavour?
The original Skylanders works on rpcs3 now :)I’m so happy
taking my chaser to mcdonald’s at 4 am because he is ashamed of me
>>45073040i’ve been having some rampaging baby fever recently so this has been more on my mind, idk i think i would be okay with adoption, but i have also thought about a surrogacy. i heard someone say she used an egg donated from her sister and fertilised it with her husbands sperm so it would be as close to being biologically hers as possible, it sounds like a decent idea, but it also sounds expensive as fuck, and idk i would feel weird about my husband essentially having a baby with my sisteradoption is probably fine
>>45073038im pissing and pissing and pissing and its getting everywhere
>>45073111For me it's because I love getting high after sex but then I get hungry
the trees are balding
would you date a girl that had zero skills besides being funny
>>45073134i dont think you're actually funny
>>45073134Funny how?
>>45073146I am but asking for a joke puts me on the spot, I had a dream last night where I was doing stand up comedy at a fast food restaurant but I wasn't prepared so I just sang over some random popular song changing the lyrics. I never had dream like this before sigh
>>45073150Just funny to interact with and clever
>>45073151ok well next time you ask if someone would date you think of a joke and lead with that i wanna hear your stuff
>>45073157you're probably right lol I don't have jokes on hand though just when asked in person. I used to write intricate funposts but I got old lol
>>45073163cute
>>45071861>Q4TNo, my make friends growing up were all either awful people or gay bottoms
>>45073166:3
>>45073057I agree. I kinda think it's selfish to bring a child into the world at this point. As much as I want one to be mine biologically, I think the only moral option is adopting at this point.
would you date a girl who has no skills and isnt funny and also is a man
Would you date a girl who likes the white Gatorade
would you date a girl whho's feet were cold as fuck rn
>I agree. I kinda think it's selfish to bring a child into the world at this point. As much as I want one to be mine biologically, I think the only moral option is adopting at this point.>This is D'Artagnan, my black son. Me and my partner (we say partner because we don't like traditional heteronormative patriarchal relationship dynamics) adopted him from Mali last month
>>45073182If I can warm them up
I see the fucking yanks have woken up
>>45073185Oh fuck off. First off, if I were to adopt, it'd be a baby. 3 or 4 years old, max. Secondly, I would adopt a baby that's my skin color. Not one from a displaced country.The fact of the matter is the world is on fire. Economy is in the gutter, and I'm not sure it can be fixed at this point. The continuing use of AI by companies is going to pollute water more than it already has. I don't want to bring a child into the world with all these adversaries against them.
>>45073192sure how wouold you do that
>>45073200I sort of agree with you I just wanted to post those 'jaks
>>45073203Fair enough I guess. I'm just still a bit upset about that dream I had.
do chasers like sucking gock?
>>45073201I give really good footrubs, but I'll warm you that I'm a footfag
>>45073208What was the dream about?
>>45073209my boyfriend made me angry so i made him suck my cock until he cried
>>45073210>I'll warm you that I'm a footfagthat's ok i expected that :p
>>45073212See>>45073040
>>45073185Who are you even going after with this post?
>>45073216Surrogacy is the best option. The problem with the "I don't want to bring a child into this world" people is that they're usually people who should be having children. Meanwhile you'll see people not suited for parenthood pumping out 5-6 kids. Shit's fucked
Clocky trans girl with passing voice > passoid with man voice/fag voice
>>45073227trip on discordia!
I accidentally pulled the end of my penis off
>>45073230Don't worry son it'll grow back
>>45073225Too be fair, a lot of those people are religious where their religion tells them to keep making babies. I don't want to sound like a fedora wearing Atheist as I'm ultimately Agnostic, but that's the explanation. I'm a pharmacy tech, and I used to work retail pharmacy (hospital now, much better), and we had only patient who I shit you not, had 15 kids. I am dead serious. Devout Mormon. Surrogacy would also be great, but I had bottom surgery 2 years ago.
The game keeps crashing every time I load into a new area. I just want to relive my childhood, why is that so difficult for these shit poop ass emulators cobbled together by autists
i have decided to refocus my life on the Lord and to invite Him to guide me and my life in light of my severe anxiety. i believe He is the answer to how to navigate this world. He will be my rock and my salvation
>>45073227bf said that he thinks the fag voice is cute nanny nanny boo boo
>>45073239Sure but the future belongs to them because they're demographically significant. Religious or not>Surrogacy would also be great, but I had bottom surgery 2 years ago.Not an issue if you get a man and let him handle it
>>45073251True. I just wish I could hold a child in my arms. Help him with his homework, watch as he grows older. And that will never happen. It's a suffocating feeling.
>>45073250Does he have friends? Does he ever take you out with them?
>>45073269What I picture when I'm talking to nona
>>45073269This is why I chase
do chasies watch transbian porn the same way straight men watch lesbian porn?
>>45073240I have a hacked PS3 if you want to come over.
>>45073271How old are you? If you really want kids you should work towards that. You make it sound more unrealistic than it is
>>45073272yeah like all the time, literally today loland im good friends with his parents
i hate being alone
>>45073287I do but keep it secret
Good morning my cute little snowbunnies
>>45073287Not really, I'll sometimes get off to a kissing/foreplay section but them sucking or penetrating each other does nothing for me.
I had a dream I was in the city and met will ferrel walking around. he was very nice and was a lost tourist, I guided him around. then I saw him again later with his family and h offered me a ride down the street
>>45073287No I don't watch lesbian porn lil bro, much les some nasty sweaty transbians
i want a hug
>>45073317I can't hug you through a screen silly
>>45073318sorry
>>45073324Why are you sorry
>>45073287>>45073307Me again, I also watch twink on twink
>>45073328are you gay son?
Swallowing my own cum if the first digit of this post is a 4>>45073332No.
>>45073332Trannies need to stop fucking asking this.
Watching porn drains your masculine energies. Only jack off to nudes you've received
>>45073336that sounds pretty gay bud
>>45073317*hugs you*
>>45073327i don’t like that question
masturbating later today if my post contains a number
>>45073337Because the answer is yes
>>45073227Clocky trans girl with a fagcent >Clocky trans girl with passing voice > Passoid with a fagcent > Passoid with a passing voice.
I chuckledthe babytrans sexualization phase is so fucking grimhttps://voca.ro/12V44S1EEaDf
bf who holds me tight
https://youtu.be/Z7OSSUwPVM4
>>45073357are you gay?
>>45073368No, I'm straight.
>>45073375Straight up gay with it
Trannies want to call you gay and be called a woman in the same sentence. Fatigue.
im a gay man twisted by medical science into a poor facsimile of a woman uwu
>>45073289Do you have beer, snacks and what’s your favorite pizza toppings?
>>45073384Ok well I'm a straight man so I don't think it's gonna work out.
>>45073387fuck my stupid tranny life
>>45073383well we are women cursed with male skeletons and we can tell that's what you're attracted to. if a cancerphile was specifically attracted to women with cancer because of their cancer i wouldn't call him normal either.
>>45073381Nuh-uh!>>45073384That's so hot (I'm a straight man)
Who's the most autistic tranny you've ever dated? How bad was it?
>>45073394>and we can tell that's what you're attracted toI'm attracted to trans girls that look like girls. If I look at you and see a male skeleton then I'm not going to be attracted.
if you look at anyone and see a skeleton then you have x-ray vision
>>45073386I don't really drink but there some shitty Budweiser that I got as a gift, some BBQ Pringles and I like pepperoni with red onion and peppers.
>>45073410I can work with that
My dog just headbutted me in the nose
>>45073408is it curable doc
>>45073426yeah but all the people you saw have cancer :(
>>45073428it's fine they were all disgusting invert crossdressers anyway. every single one
>>45073429lol
trying to determine if I am a gay man. on one hand i like casual sex. on the other hand I hate small plates
>>45073367pov: watching bronya poop
>>45073439Of course you were a size queen
who else pooping rn
>>45073452i was earlier
my ex got a new boyfriend, I am devastated. time to order trenbolone online. no one will ever touch me again, god is evil to me
>>45073446I love poopin!
who is your favorite digimon
nicki minaj has a nice voice
>>45073492And tits.
>>45073491Nicki Minaj
>>45073498weirdo
who is your favorite vegetable
>>45073507Mine was Tim Curry until he passed away recently.
>>45073473why not order estrogen celeste
Asexual anon update?
>>45073482i dont like seeing it. im gonan throw up on you
>>45073530im so sleepy
>>45073530I ate her
men are so fucking gay
>>45073538before mogs so hard
>>45073535Based.>>45073536Not based.
>>45073543i need caffeine and estrogen
>>45073547literally same
>>45073538he looks gay as fuck in the after
>>45073550i’ll do my shot if you do. im gonna make some coffee first tho
>>45073529shut the fuck up I'm a fucking man
i wish i was fucking a man
Can we get the statistics on my how often femboys become trannies? My bi femboy friend took the tranny pill and Im pretty happy for him, but Im wondering how common that actually is
>>45073570are you going to fuck his bussy
>>45073570femboy is a cope 100% of the time
my mom keeps telling me abt how my dad is crying all the time and doing intensive therapy and being put on medications and shit but he's still treating her like crap and hasn't rly broken it off with the e whoreliterally why is he like this?he screws up the lives of everyone around him with literally no regard for any of us, then he becomes this literal 300 lb sobbing piss baby when anything doesn't go his way
>>45073570A femboy is just a pre-srs tranny that doesn't exclusively use she/her pronouns, the two are synonymous. your question doesn't really make sense
>>45073571I want to and I probably should, she’s a little far tho :>Maybe if she was closer things would be different
>>45073579Poor guy :(
nigga posting about daddy issues
>>45073591you should go let him know how much you care, sounds like he needs it rn mariesdadanon
>>45073553in a couple hours i have a headache rn
>>45073595hmm i thought it would be funnier but I really can't use the n word, it sounds so wrong even in my head. doesn't roll off the mental tongue
>>45073579some men are just incapable of turning some things down, if there’s a chance to get 2 pp feel good instead of 1 pp feel good they’ll try to bend reality to make it happen. it’s selfish, greedy and childish. i hope you’re all free of him someday
sneezes into your drink
Just got off a call with my South American queen. My spoiled AGP faggot autist son has been complaining about me to my bitch wife lately. How do I get him to stop?
>>45073596is your name actually marie or is that just some bit from before my sentence here began?
>>45073606Takes a swig of the drink and squirts it from his mouth to your open mouth forcefully
>>45073609ppl used to always say i looked like marie from breaking bad
so glad me and my mom are on the same page that my dad is a pos
Marie is my name but don’t tell anyone
I wish she loved me like I love her
Chasergen, how does your mom let you have TWO maries?!
My name it Greg but I go by Steve on 4chan
>>45073595Fix your heart
>>45073634fix ur belly BOOOM roasted
Marie's dad is salt of the earth
>>45073617ahhh right okayhmm, i dont think i see it but fair enough
>>45073627maaaaAAAAaaaaAAAps
>>45073645Ah ya got me… what do you even do nowadays? You give up on the Nuke and Overwatch grinds?
>>45073654you don’t have to put up with her bullying
>>45073654my friend introduced me to league of legends which ruined my life
>>45073664awesome
>>45073608lmao
>>45073660It’s alright>>45073664Who do you play in League? I used to play a lot of Ms. Fortune and Jinx
>>45073579ur dad about to troon out fr
>>45073677briar, used to play illaoi and she's technically my highest mastery but basically only play her if briar is banned now. kinda wanna learn qiyana though I like her design and character
wwyd if your mom was actually a trans woman this whole time
>>45073679marie's brother transitioned for a whiledoes this thing actually run in the family?
>>45073679Dx i would literally kms
Trans girls, do you think you'll ever manage to have sex with a guy that doesn't wear nail polish?
gorny
wwyd if your trans woman was actually a mom this whole time
>>45073686u gonna have three moms soon
>>45073687no
I hate being someone that no one likes or wants to have sex with but I also don't want to change and not be true to myself.
>>45073701same
bf who is a huge nerd
bf who is not a nerd
>>45073711I'm huge and a nerd!
>>45073714ur bf sounds like a total fucking loser
>>45073717your bf sounds like a future tranny
>>45073615swallows
Good morning trannies
>>45073715that’s so hot babe
>>45073732Thank you honey baby sweetie
>>45073547I've been testing bloodborne on pc againMight finally play through it this time
Ethically sourced trans gf
>>45073736it’s fun. i need to play the dlc still but i just didn’t like farming blood vials. i have no idea why bullets and vials don’t replenish at lanterns like in dark souls. also i wish the chalice dungeons were fun. infinite content sounded cool on paper
boom
>>45073683That’s cool>>45073728Good morning
>>45073751yummy
>>45073727As you should
Talking to people irl, they're so blah. Zogbots. But my favorite person ever lives in a different state. Such a drag
>>45073538He looks better aftert. A concerned tranny
(Castrated brown mutt internet poisoned zoomer voice): fucking zogbots
Today's rule34 jorking session tags: fat ~ fat_female ~ overweight_female ~ bbw ~ obese ~ obese_female ~ voluptuous ~ voluptuous_female ~ gigantic_breasts ~ huge_breasts
>>45073791do you happen to like fat bitches?
>>45073802What gave you that idea?
>>45073778I'll be honest, he looks kinda better before (to me), but I think he could look better in between. Like, the slider for optimal look would be something like 3/4 left, 1/4 right? IDK, I don't like overly muscular-looking guys with no body fat.t. Also a trans woman
>>45073809wild guess
>>45073791i need a fat bitch
Not to be weird or anything but I kind of like it when a man grabs my pp and also balls when we're having sex. I don't want him to play with it but if he just grabs it thats different.
I’m 33 years old and my tranner made me discover my inner desire to be fem I can’t tell her though
>>45073824
*rubs your dick as if it was a clit* Faggot
this is a picture of me
>>45073814What if he sucks on it in a straight top way
>>45073832hot
some of you spend all day on 4chan, sad
>>45073832tranny btw
>>45073834I am find with that but then I am hella freaky so I don't think that means much
>>45073833This poster will never post face btw
>>45073839sometimes i go to the bathroom too
>>45073842she just did though?
Good morning, sex toys that cry, self-harm, rot in their room all day, have no marketable skills besides being a whore online or IRL, are lazy as shit, and are only meant for sex
>>45073842bet you feel silly now
>>45073833You're so hot
>>45073755I didn't get home til 4 in the morning lol
me and my 32 year old choid
>>45073844prob post on the toilet, thats when I post. im pooping atm
>>45073863Did you at least have fun?
>>45073853jokes on you i have highly marketable skills and am very driven and outdoorsy and do not whore myself and i am not a sex toy because i do not have sex. i do cry though
>>45073872sometimes i forget my phone and am left alone with my thoughts O.O
i look like this and smell like this
From the age of 13 to 24 i was never happy
>>45073880you look hot as fuck no homo
yjk autumn smells like shiiiiiit
>>45073887fr
i love them so much
>>45073880i remember this one, its girl gooners unite!
>>45073887>>45073890i smell good
>>45073897when's the last time you showered
>>45072668hi :>discord/snap? i need cuddles NOW!
>>45073884What changed?
>>45073899Last night >>45073896gopher
bf who is a professional cuddler
Gf who is a professional whore
bf who is an amateur cuddler
bf who is gold 2 cuddler
>>45073907I can get paid for it?
>>45073916i will pay you in kisses and cookies
>>45073874Yea, we went to Frightland up in Delaware but we were waiting on line 3 hours to get in the first attraction. I was on mushroom gummies so it felt like I was in line for 4 days lol.
I'm a Challenger ranked cuddlerhttps://litter.catbox.moe/cbznbvmbk11md28i.jpeg
>>45073925this nigger stood in line at a theme park for three hours while on mushrooms
>>45073926steve have you seen fizz before he is literally you you should sue concernedape
>>45073926>Not glad
Any dickgirls in the chat?
>>45073940gm&gnme!!x7
>>45073942idk anything about league I just picked the highest tier I saw on google
>>45073940good night E
>>45073940lmao wait i meant to say goodnight not good morning
>>45073945no just ladyboys and shemales
is makeup considered a hobby?
i’m a dickboy
is being sad and doing nothing considered a hobby
>>45073962sorry you have to be awake now. thems the rules
Is it worth playing stardew valley as a middle aged man?
bf who is good at cuddles
>>45073986lol
I wish I looked like this so bronya would go out with me.
>>45073986yeah you can get pretty autistic with it
>>45073986yeah it’s fun steve
>>45073967it's marginal it depends how much you are focused on buying new shit and how much you are like getting one big palette and playing with fun and creative looks. you know what I mean. are you painting or are you shopping because one of those is a hobby and the other is consumerism
>>45073993I can promise you the reason I won't go out with you isn't how you look
I wonder what percent of cis male chasers would transition if they knew they could pass.
>>45074000i just wanna look kinda cute im old and stuff>>45074009all of them
>>4507400999%
>>45074009Not being funny but I couldn't respect a guy who doesn't think he could pass if he trooned. it just speaks to a weakness of character
i miss getting rly high and playing stardew valleythat was literally the best time of my life
>>45073990*nuzzles your neck and puts my arms around you, gently running my fingertips across your shoudler blades*
>>45073877sounds horrible
>>45074020All you talk about is being old!!!
>>45073986Stardew is like Minecraft in that you can play it as building game, construction game, combat game, social game
>>45074029no i dont ......
>>45074025sometimes it's the simple things (unu*)
>>45073921Amazing deal, when can I start?
hello chasergen. do you agree or disagree with this judgment? please be honest. if you agree, do you have any suggestions?
should I go into the city to get ingredients for albóndigas & make it tonight or should I wait till next weekend. I kinda don't wanna go it'd be a few hours & I drove over two hundred miles yesterday so I'm sick of the car
>>45074044broad strokes are trannyish but your style is in the details pretty strongly cisleaning
>>45074044frogposter trooned out?
>>45072539Unironically ive made it clap before lmfao
>>45074050Last year bro where have you been?
>>45074060what were they?
>>45074044your hair doesn’t make you look trans but it does make you stand out which invites more scrutiny. when i had brightly colored hair more guys would hit on me than when it went back to it’s natural color so i don’t think it’s something to worry about really. oh also i like your glasses
Set us up the bomb
my poor little hole is bleeding :(
>>45074104Rubs ointment on it gently
>>45074107what kind of ointment
my poor little pole is bleeding :(
Is it fair to misgender people that don't pass? I'll treat you like a woman if you look like one otherwise you must be out your damn mind.
