>Honor the Ballsack >Dumbass>Fuck-all
DAS RITE WHITEBOI NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND HONOR MY BALLSACK
>>23297359lmao
>>23297350>American authors>Throw>Fucker>Wall Ass
>>23297514Thank you, Pierre. Very cool.
>>23297535Francophilia is common among your Founding Fathers. I would hold your tongue if I were you.
>>23297609>living in the pastTypical Frenchie.
>>23297619The remnants of your nation's Anglo-Norman aristocracy still speaks French to demonstrate their distinction, assuming that the average Francophobic American would have the pedigree to know what the American aristocracy even is…
>>23297619Got his ass lmao
>Did it raw>A lamb hair>Took a view>Miss Droll>The Scat
>>23297619>>23297644>>23297669Typical Americans have four jokes about the French that they repeat endlessly:>our supposed cowardice>our cuisine, instead of processed corn syrup that makes a quarter of the population obese by puberty>our "funny" accents, instead of being a monoglot Philistine who barely understands his mother tongue>our age of consent laws, instead of covering our women up like neurotic Protestants (this is why all you have are puerile sex puns) Maybe you Americans should get the tablets out of your children's laboratories and literature classrooms instead of ridiculing a real nation that knows what culture and honor mean.
>>23297690>trauma dumpingGonna cry, Pierre?
>write simple /lit/ jokes>Pierres get mad and start copingMost fragile faggots in all of Europe lmao
>>23297729I’m sure you have plenty of experience chatting up 14 year old girls, freak
>>23297766Or maybe he prefers boys, like a typical Frenchoid.
>>23297766>chatting up 14 year old girlsYes, these are the conversations we can have because my nation values educating the youth in science and the perennial classics instead of having them waste their lives making puerile sex puns on their smartphones.
>>23297793Imagine getting all worked up over some 4chan jokes. French "men" are more feminine than I thought.
>>23297859This is the most stupid, most puerile thread on this board that barely has anything to do with literature, yet most of you Americans see nothing unacceptable about posting stupid, puerile sex puns about some of the greatest writers of all time, not that any of you have the education or diet to appreciate their work.
>>23297690>>23297729>He wrote this essay over a jokeAnd i thought Germans were bad jeez
>>23297638>The remnants of American aristocracy speaks LE FRENCHsuch as?
>>23297729>he pretends the average French teenager reads these people >he pretends the average French teenager doesn’t just watch Dragon Ball and One Piece all day
>>23297350You forgot: >Rim-job>Molly-hairy>My Peasant>>23297609OooooOOOOoooooOOooo, the F-F-Foundinggg F-F-Fatttthersssss!! Let me put on my petticoat and whistle the National Anthem for their Freemasonic rituals!!!
>>23297690>French >honorHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'll never let anyone say a Frenchman doesn't have a sense of humor after that one.
>>23297889le baguette is seething
>This is the most stupid, most puerile thread on this board that barely has anything to do with literature, yet most of you Americans see nothing unacceptable about posting stupid, puerile sex puns about some of the greatest writers of all time, not that any of you have the education or diet to appreciate their work.
>>23297729Your posting this list had an interesting effect on me. I have realized that Americans will read less and less European literature as time passes. I wish I could get a peek at the time where almost none is read.
>>23298101>I wish I could get a peek at the time where almost none is read.We are at that point. Most of your illiterate compatriots cannot read anything not written on a smartphone or analyze texts that are above the level of plain narration. Even blogs, the last vestiges of mass literacy, are giving way to videos recorded on smartphones where the most reading you Americans do are captions that appear one word at a time while the tongue of an obese face mutilates the English language.Even your compatriots are expressing contempt for your nation's greatest writers, such as Jefferson and Franklin: >>23298006 When you don't teach French literature, you won't read any literature.
>>23298133No, we aren't. I'm not talking about a lack of comprehension or ability. I'm talking about something you can't see. I am the guy who was expressing contempt for Jefferson and Franklin. Those men were Satanists and the forefathers of the very same people who are now destroying our nation. They never cared about America, or rather, for them America meant something different than it means for us. We'll read. We just won't have time for you.
Any recommendations for contemporary French authors?I am reading Houellebecq again and I want something that is similarly not too difficult but also importantWhat about 20th century authors?
>>23297619They have a past to draw from, mutt. You've not even dug the well.
>>23298163We're too busy building above ground, cave-dweller.
>download a gallimard or livre de poche edition from libgen>it's just the plain text with absolutely no notes, no introduction nor even publisher information MotherfuckersI can't afford to import French booksThank god for edition flammarion, at least those have notes
>>23298150BASED
Cum OoOoO
>>23298165Been there, done that. Never thought to use cardboard, though. That's your own folly.
You know, I love French literature and I love the French language. I just wish French anons would chill the fuck out.
>>23298255I wish French people would die**
>>23298240Ah yes, the PAST.
>>23298255I'm literally just killing time trolling. I love French literature. Still, I meant what I said about Jefferson, Franklin, and the future of American reading.
>>23297729>Maimonide, Montaigne, Spinoza, Marx, Freud, Durkheim, Bergson, Husserl, Mauss, Wittgenstein, Benjamin, Popper, Jankelevitch, Jonas, Aron, Arendt, Levinas, Levi-Strauss, Weil, HerschTruly the Western Canon!
>>23298165>We're too busy building>>23298263Have they replaced tenses with common core shit now too?
>>23298263That's where Frenchies live. They're the definition of has-been.
>>23297690>have four jokes5. You forgot the overrun by browns and no longer white or European jokes, Achmed
>>23298325That's just a fact, not a joke.
>>23298325Jokes are supposed to be funny, not remind me of London.
>>23297638>>23297609>"English is destined to be in the next and succeeding centuries more generally the language of the world than Latin was in the last or French is in the present age. The reason of this is obvious, because the increasing population in America, and their universal connection and correspondence with all nations will, aided by the influence of England in the world, whether great or small, force their language into general use, in spite of all the obstacles that may be thrown in their way, if any such there should be" - John Adams, 1780
>>23297350>crazy philosopher guy writes schizophrenic books of psycho-babble mumbo jumbo that doesn't actually mean anything>his name literally means "deluded"
I love France.
>>23298656ok Ahmed
>>23298742
>>23297609How about you put your tongue on ballsack and honor it
>>23297729The average French 14 year old also knows what penis tastes like. Not a high bar.
>>23298237>>23298237KEK
>>23298237underrated
>>23297766Very Low t post
>>23298900Back to the third-world, pedoshit.
>>23297690You should do like your endings and shut the fuck up.
>>23297729I’m French and the average person wouldn’t be able to say a thing about any of these people
Is this why they are debatably the greatest literary nation?
>>23298905
>>23298946>French pay taxes out the ass for this guy to get drunk at 1 pm
>I love France.
>>23297350>CUMtethread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QeQeyMFa6M
>>23297350I don't know who the other two are.
>>23299121don't worry, you'll figure it out.
>>23298793That's every W*sterner desu
>>23297350Balzac is great.
>>23299577Honor him
>>23297350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klJNfivD1WIWould've been nice if Serge did a full album singing Baudelaire poems...
>>23297729If this is the high school curriculum, who the fuck do frogs study in college?
>>23299121DumasFoucault
>>23299081Ryan Gosling's new war movie?
>>23301817Gosling starring in a feature based on Junger's Paris War Diaries would likely be the greatest film of the 21st century.
>>23297729>Meanwhile, I can ask the average French 14 year old and she will tell me about the poetry of Charlemagne and Alexanderand she looks like this lmao
>>23297729quelle bande de singes
>>23302267gay if you wouldnt
Damn I've finally read the bit with RaphaelThat was way more brutal than I expected and I never had the bit that comes soon afterwards spoiled for me so it was a shock
>>23297350Read the French, eat the snails frog.
>>23297766What was the post?
>>23298267Nobody cares what you meant, you’re a largely unimportant character.
>>23302267better than most frenchettes
>>23298786This is the saddest shit for any true European.
>Dull ooze
