>There's our little bookworm! We were just talking about what an avid reader you are! Stacy here just finished Iron Flame and it reminded us how you're on a bit of a swords and magic kick yourself. Come have a seat and tell us all about that series you've been reading lately. What was it called again? The Second Apocalypse?
>>23313924no stacies at that table
>>233139584th from the left
>>23313924I dun reed tha shite. Niew wich wunna yew coonts are gonna sook me arf?
>>23313924holy shit look at that fucking asshole next to the woman in red. can't even hide his utter disgust for you.
>>23313958Don't need no Stacy when I see that hottie 2nd from left
>>23313924Disgusting people
>>23313924Literally Haaland but female and brunette.
>>23313924Kek;
>>23313958He means her
>>23314143How I look at someone who reads the Second Apocalypse.
>>23314143He's married to that hag in the redHe hates his life
>>23314301He's not a looker himself so not sure what he expected.
>>23314301>that hag in the redWith the glasses? Jesus wept, please physically interface with foliage.
>>23315253Yikes I've never dated a girl nearly that uglySorry for your circumstances
>>23314147Latinx/Muslim/Asian hands typed this
>>23315289She's cute.
>>23314143more worried about that downs syndrome zuckerberg looking nigga
>>23313924imagine people taking this much interest in your things my family avoids speaking about things that i'm good at or interested in at the same not shutting up about their nonsense
>>23315289Don't apologize to me, she was your mother after all.
>>23315289VNs don't count, incel.
>>23315671These are Jews
>>23314151Anything interesting /sp/ way? Been awhile since I've visited
>>23313924
>>23318095His old club shithoused their way to the semis while City got eliminated. Dortmund's coach is brilliant. He knows /bundes/ is too strong under the reign of Leverkusen, so it'll be easier to qualify for the CL next year by winning than finish top 4.
>>23318516I have the weird fortune of being a Stuttgart supporter, but after this strange year the squad will almost certainly be picked apart over the Summer (I did follow the /bundes/ threads for quite some time). EPL-wise, unfortunately, I have the even sadder misfortune of following West Ham (whom almost no one on /sp/ likes, as you know)-- Pacquetà and Aguerd are as good as gone in the coming months, and probably Kudus as well. Did watch Scamacca suddenly come alive to dispatch Liverpool in the 2nd tier Euros, which was bittersweet, but all in all (despite Stuttgart's relative 'success') it's been yet another hard, hard year, with nothing but bleakness in the foreseeable future. I haven't been on /sp/ for almost a month.
>>23313924>opens fire
>>23318095I recommend to come back for the next couple months. There will be the Champions League semi-finals and final, Euro cup and Olympics.
>>23313924I died ten years agoIt's not your fault and it's time to let go
>>23314174Minus the jew nose
