What's your idilic daily routine, /lit/?
3:00 p.m. rise3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills3:45 cocaine3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill4:15 cocaine4:16 orange juice, Dunhill4:30 cocaine4:54 cocaine5:05 cocaine5:11 coffee, Dunhills5:30 more ice in the Chivas5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.6:00 grass to take the edge off the day7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously10:00 drops acid11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.12:00 midnight, ready to write12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo8:00 Halcyon8:20 sleep
>>23317524Ordering that day's executions and then retiring to a hammock with a book.
>>23317541did you fix it anon?you tiresome jew
Wake up next to herCook and eat nice breakfast with a pretty girlGo for a walk holding handsPlay video games with herHug herFall asleep in her arms(im a 30 year old virgin)
>>23317546i thought actually it'd be better without h s thompsons name in it
>>23317578well, he did too so there's that
>>23317582eh?
>>233175249:00 - Wake up surprised I'm still alive10:00 - Make a cup of tea and maybe have a crumpet 11:00-13:00 - Read14:00 - Make lunch and have a coffee 15:00-17:00 - Read18:00-20:00 - Dinner and a bevvy 21:00-22:00 Existential dread23:00 - Pray the rosary in the hope that it might improve my odds if I die while I sleep00:00 - SleepRepeat This has more or less been every day since February. I am a freelancer and am currently out of work before things pick up in the summer.
>>23317541This shit is so funny. I can't believe people thought this was real
>>23317647when i was 16 and read it i thought it was real. now that i do drugs from time to time i see the joke
>>23317657I don’t get it
9am - wake9am-11am - read11am - coffee and fruit11pm-12am read or relax on pc12am-2pm - walk2pm - lunch2pm-5:30pm - lounge in garden or read5:30pm - dinner 5:30pm-7pm - relax on pc7pm-9pm - walk or home gym9-11pm - read or relax on pc11pm - sleepReading/PC may be substituted for writing poetry or drawing, if I’m in the mood.
>>23317712>11am - coffee and fruit>11pm-12am read or relax on pccaffeine and sugar yeah i'm sure you can relax after that one
Read for two hours after waking up. Then read for two more hours at night before going to sleep.
>>23317731Sugar reduces stress. You’re unaware of this, because you sit on your phone or pc all day, instead of moving your body. If you walked for multiple hours each day, you’d inevitably develop an understanding of how your body reacts to food and exercise.
>>23317777that's why when children have sugar they're crazy & can’t listen in school etcyou need a lot of minerals to metabolise sugarpoor gambit, for my job i walk about 10 hours & i definitely know more about diet
>>23317524Wake up emperor of the world,proceed to govern the world,go to sleep emperor of the world
Reading and writing from sun up to sun down. Pretty simple.
8:00 wake up8:50 9:00 brekkie9:00 9:30 walk9:30 ???? consider my options???? sleep
>>23317977>???? giving ptsd
>>23317646Sounds comfy, anon. But you should mix in exercise and meeting people. That will also help get rid of the dread and will to die.
Can’t decide if I want to be a New England Grouse hunter with an English setter and a Purdey shotgun when I grow up or live on some Greek island where I can read on the beach and drink Assyrtiko til my liver deteriorates
I don't even know. I can't figure out how to fill the hours of the day as it is. I'm so bored.
>>23317993Why not both?
05:30 wake without alarm06:00 ice bath06:30 breakfast07:00 feed guard dogs and anti-drone crows, cats, chickens.07:30 check trail cam footage from last night0808:00 ride bicycle, stationary or actual10:00 lift weights11:30-12:30 whenever i finish lifting, lunch, shitposting on 4chan throughout13:00 read15:30 dinner18:00 feed animals18:30 write yet another transgressive and dangerous novel.
>>23318048ice baths are bad for youcardios bad
>>23317524>idilicWake upmorning chessSex with harem of womencoffee and brekkySex with haremnaplunchSex with haremcoffee and bookySex with harembooky and suppySexbookybeddy bye night night
10:00 wake up, eat light breakfast10:30 shower, shave, get dressed11:00 coffee if necessary, read until lunch12:30 lunch13:00 - 15:00 study, write15:00 go for a walk15:45 - 17:30 study, write18:00 dinner18:30 read, relax11:00 - 2:00 write seriously2:00 sleepalternatively, entertain guests or go out in the evening instead of writing
>>23318048Based
>>23317983why? lol
>wake up between 8 AM and 10 AM>breakfast with coffee>translating for a few hours>lunch>reading and researching for a couple hours>a nice walk to the park with music and reading>dinner>hybrid shower (cold-hot-cold)>drinking and relaxing with friends>an hour or so alone, watching something or browsing 4chan>read a bit>hit the hay between midnight and 2 AM
>>23317524>wake up>feel no regrets>have no pain>sleep
6:00 wake up have a quick coffee and some bread with viande6:30 wash my face6:40 start taking care of my crops and shit around the dream cottage12:30 wrap stuff and make some lunch13:00 have lunch, chill with my pets16:00 finish wrapping my shit have a smoke and another cup of coffe16:30 take a quick shower17:00 read, have some wine20:00 exercise21:00 have a hot shower22:00 sleepon weekends I would go back to town. Maybe some days I would have some friends over. Wouldn't add a partner. None I've met so far have been really into cottage and it shows when I start testing them into stuff that may be uncomfortable for some like taking a bus or going out of town to some rural area. Only one but I missed my shot back then and we were both too different from who we are nowadays.
>>23317646where's the jerk off session
>>23317524>idilicIs no one on a literature board really gonna point out this middle schooler-tier fuckup?
>>23317708it's absolutely ridiculous. the amount of cocaine he takes in a day, combined with grass, and the maount of alcohol he's having, that alone should tip you off. cocaine isn't that hardcore, at least for ADHD people. but smoking grass twice a day with the coke and the crazy amount of alcohol. and the fucking LSD. LSD lasts for 8-12 hrs and the effects aren't mild or really desirable to be combined with other drugs.this would be the craziest saturday spent partying for someone really experienced, not chilling with some drugs at home trying to write. and even then it wouldn't be a weekly thing. I don't know anyone able to function who does this many drugs. the alcohol especially. this is like half a bottle of whiskey, a couple beers, a bottle of champagne, a couple shots... I can do stuff like mescaline or LSD or smoke grass and have a good time and function. I wouldn't do coke but I can believe it that this amount is possible. but to just combine it all in this timespan. you would be stressed out to get it all done. he would be drunk and high and coked out of his mind 24/7 if this was his actual routine.
>>23317524>9:30am - wake up>9:45am - get up, listen to history lecture/podcast as I cook and eat breakfast>10:30am - work on music>11:30am - daily Latin readings>12:30pm - work out, shower>1:00pm - walk someplace and get lunch with gf>2:30pm - free time, watch a dumb youtube video or two>3:00pm - work more on music/other creative hobbies>5:00pm - read for pleasure>6:00pm - dinner with gf>7:00pm - movie/games with gf. Just hanging out if it was a long day. Call friends, family.>11:00pm - in bed, reading>12:00am - lights outLaid out, I really am lucky for the days that are close to this. Obviously it's never going to be my normal daily routine but I can get pretty damn near to it some days. Good thread OP.
>6:50am wake up, try to record dream, shower, get dressed>7:45am work>4pm get home fat ass nap usually>5pm go for walk or gym>6:30-7pm get home and hopefully read or talk to people or do something creative during this time but i end up on the computer doing nothing a lot of the time>9 or 10pm write journal of events that happened that day>11pm if i was doing something im usually done with it by this point and im laying in bed listening to music>12am sleep
>>233184321. Find a spot, the sanctity of which has been divinely revealed by the falling of a thunder bolt, the decision of a wandering cow to lie down, or some oracular direction.2. Make it the centre of your universe. You divide this spot from the surrounding chaos by the constructive act of measuring out a precinct in accordance with astronomical observation.3. Build a temple to the god who chose it for you. The temple is designed as a symbolic meeting place of heaven, earth and the underworld; as well a of the four quarters of the world.
>>23317835Ignorant poorfaggot
>>23317777Blood sugar fluctuations also raise cortisol, sugar does reduce cortisol but if you eat too much or processed sugar you will become more stressed.
>>23319048thanks, great daily routine
>>23317524good movie
>>23319634it sucks
>>2331752412 am - wake up, drink coffee1 am-5 am - listen to music, make two more cups of coffee, smoke my pipe6 am - make breakfast, listen to music, usually involves two eggs, and a side of grilled cheese or meat of my choice 7 am-10 am - smoke my pipe, pace around the house, listen to music, drink coffee11 am - make lunch, usually either egg drop noodles or leftovers from dinner12 pm-3 pm - nap or read books, listen to music4 pm - dinner time, usually whatever I can find5 pm - call best bud, John, or talk to him on FaceTime 6 pm-11 pm - nap/sleep, drink coffee or tea, smoke, listen to musicRepeatOn Sundays, I watch mass at 11 am if I can and play vidya and read books, music ends on Saturday evening. Once in awhile I might go out to a concert, I write ideas down in Evernote to compile into pdfs for others to read sporadically, or make tunes on my FL Studio/Audacity programs, once in a rare while I go out with friends to the park or out to eat.That’s pretty much it.
>wake up at 1>play a little bit of piano>get something to eat>get laid before 4pm
>wake up>go back to sleep
>>23318432>>23319150Are these supposed to be together? They don't really fit together apart from having numbers in them
>>23317541Living the dream
>>23319667The Collector? Might watch it later
>>233175247am - wake up, cold shower, gym, breakfast and hygiene9am to 12pm - studying12 to 2pm - lunch, clean the house, read2 to 3pm - learn russian3 to 4:30pm - studying4:30 to 5pm - break5 to 6:30pm - studying6:30pm - dinner and free time (shitposting on 4chan most of the time)8pm - bjj9:30pm - no screens, light candles, journal, meditate10pm - read10:30pm - go bed11pm - sleep
>>23320092>La Collectionneuse 1967yeah it's a comfy watch with good summer vibes
>>23320054I posted the Karma Repair Kit Items 1–4 poem by Richard Brautigan. I assume the other anon wrote the post about the cows by himself inspired by seeing the poem
>>233175249:30/10:30 wake up10:30 sit on the rocking chair on the porch, looking at my plantation, smoking pipe and drinking iced tea, reading13:30/14:30 lunch15:00 watching Kinos in my private kinostation and afternoon tea18:30 reading, shitposting on 4chan various hobbies20:30 dinner, followed by more shitposting and wasting time2:00 crippled by insomnia5:00 finally falling asleep, destroying my routine
>>23320302I know that feel too well
>>2331752411:00 pm sleep 3:00 am wake up, segs, reading, night prayer, dawn prayer5:00 sleep 7:00 wake up, walk to cafe, eggs bread and coffee, read 1:00 afternoon prayer1:10 sleep3:10 read5:10 late afternoon prayer 5:20 read 6:30 sunset prayer 7:00 dinner 10:00 read (or segs) and then zzzzzz