I just decided I am a philosopher. What am I in for?
Poverty
Pain
>>23318153I am independently wealthy. Next?
>>23318166Ridicule
You can still turn backAre you brave enough to lose yourself to knowledge? To lose the very lens through which you perceive the world? To be so blind, and yet so free? If so, rejoice, for in spirit you will join the greats.Why are you alive, anon?
>>23318174People have always taken what I say seriously. I have changed people's lives with my words and am called wise frequently so this seems unlikely.>>23318178I think so. Sure.
>>23318152Bumping your head upon the ceiling of your own intellectual deficiencies until death. Want me to end it for you now?
>>23318190>People have always taken what I say seriously. I have changed people's lives with my words and am called wise frequently so this seems unlikely.You're ngmi.
With the attitude you show in this thread, you will not a be a very good one. The road however is varied. So tell me, what is your philosophy?
>>23318293isn't it obvious? his philosophy involves lying his ass off. not very original.
>>23318152The vast majority of humanity having no clue who you are while pseuds argue over whether or not your writing squares the circle that is "her penis."
>>23318152Inceldom
>>23318152The ride of your life
>>23318751OP here. I actually have a very active and fulfilling sex life with numerous male partners.
>>23318506True. Though I thought I'd give him a chance.
>>23318152Wisdom
>>23318166Now you have to give all your money away and live a life of poverty and wisdom.
A cooking course is more useful than a philosophy degree.
>>23318166It's is easier for a Theoretical Physicist to to admit they were wrong than for a wealthy to man to become a philosopher.
>>23318828Yeah, no.
>>23319074It's in the name you mong. Philosophia I.e. a lover of wisdom but for OP's question be prepared to encounter the most psuedo intellectual midwittery retards, If you are serious, you will notice how the biggest fanboys of nietzsche, Schopenhauer and kant have never read any of their books let alone their magnum opus. So expect alot of adhominen thrown your way.t. Been on this board for too long
>>23319066So Plato was not a philosopher?
poverty and gay sex
>>23319358Yes, yes, every teen knows as much. The answer is still no. What's in store for this man is >>23318202, and that's if he's lucky.
>>23318166Develop some novel philosophical ideas in your spare time, don’t publish them, die, have someone in your estate publish them, secure your place in the canon. If you have to publish them while you’re alive, it’s not worth it.
>>23319813Damn you're up early. What's the philosophical implications of sleeping more?
>>23319813So edgy and deep man woah
>>23319520>every teenClearly you don't know zoomers>>23319813>useless drivel about deathExhibit A of midwittery and no explanation for OP kek
>>23319074If you don't encounter wisdom, you've never encountered philosophy in the first place
>>23318152Smelling your own farts and getting more stupid by the day