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>>23327763
I think Stephen King SUCKS

>>23327812
I swear the people that use this image haven't actually seen the film
Fred is saying "you better not edit this so it looks like I'm saying 'I think Coolsville sucks!'"
He doesn't think Coolsville sucks

>>23327916
sure. He thinks Stephen King sucks.
AND HE'S RIGHT!

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>>23327763
>T H E
>U L T I M A T E
>S T O R Y T E L L E R

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>>23327812
>A
>F A B U L O U S
>T E L L E R
>O F
>S T O R I E S

>>23327763
It was an allusion for jews and muslims, retard

>>23327945
Cujo was an allusion for a big scary dog

>>23327945
the aliens or the bacon?

>>23327941
He looks like Jim Carey doing an impression of Stephen King

>>23327763
The original title was "Cancer", I see it.

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>>23327812
>Steffen "Put the Beth to the Test" King
>Steffen "If she can Read, she can Breed" King

I saw the movie first and liked it, then i read the book and now the movie feels so inferior. The whole telepathy aspect is so neglected in the movie. As well as the alien becomine humanized cause of Jonesy's consciousness persisting.

>>23327763
There is a reason I stopped reading him after the dark tower series ended.

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>>23327763
This shit is completely fucking insane. I read somewhere that he wrote it longhand while hopped up on vicodin as he recovered from getting hit by a car, & it shows from beginning to end
>ASS WEASELS
>DOWN SYNDROME ALIEN
>COLONEL KURTZ

>>23330028
I love the part in the book where the cook gets punished for calling the grayboys space-niggers lel.