Previous one hit image limit >>24989023
This one always cracks me up
A classic
>>25026577this is a /mu/ meme
>>25026275Sometimes things don't need to be read because they aren't essential. Phazing out is a reasonable way to ignore what you don't care about.
The ultimate Kantpost.
>>25029211I forgot the ultimate Kantpost.
>>25029213peak 2025
>>25026247
>>25026247Can someone repost the one that was like "every Dostoevsky novel goes like this" I forgot to save it and it always gets me. It had something about how when you cum on a whore it's like the Crucifixion
>>25026275my first read through of Ulysses
>>25029440This is true, and it becomes increasingly obvious the older you get.
>>25030024archive, dickbag dumkompf
>>25029440lol
>>25032617This is kafkaesque
>>25026247Does anyone have any rare Ludwig Klages memes?
>>25032617>someone actually took the time to make this
>>25032905It probably wasn't that much work; it's just dialog slightly changed and Kafka's face and a peach instead of a dog as was in the original.Also i always lose my shit when the peach "peaches" at Kafka.
>>25026623meh
>>25033156No, I get it, why the fuck is that guy staring at him. He ought to mind his own fucking business.Eating a peach with a knife, though, I think is just how you were supposed to eat fruit back in the day.
>>25034623>monk, cleric, bard, and ranger
>>25026577>>25026623Of course the only funny post in the /lit/ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" thread comes from /mu/
>>250344962026 off to a great start
>>25029193my sides this is actually Ignatius
/lit/ has no humor
>>25026577Reddit tier manchild humor/lit/ has no humor
/lit/ has no humor, you guys suck, just look at this thread/lit/ has no humor
>>25037292Nothing is stopping you from posting something humorous except your lack of humour.
>>25037338him being on /lit/ and lacking humor only further proves his point
>>25029414How do you measure wisdom?
>>25039246It would appear in this case that the metric is how completely it saturates the page. It's surprising though not to see an inverse correlation with page size. Since they don't explicitly say they were controlling for it, nor point to a page about how they took their metrics, I suspect the numbers are made up.
>>25029414Why is Convenience Store Woman on there? Is the book a meme?
>>25029193i feel a deep connection with that frog poster
>>25030052why would you mark something? do you ever go back in a book looking for a mark you made to remember your interpretation of a passage? it's such a pseud thing to do unless you are actively working on something. remember pseuds are often older people who justify their pseudness with their age and supposed "wisdom"
>>25029211>>25029213
>>25043325that's sad, man
>>25029193I don't think I would have a problem giving such a story to a child given the value learning about myths could bring. There have been books I read for my little brother which contained suicide, and that feels like a heavier subject to bring up (however it was appropriate given it was about a historical event). I am a European thoughbeit; American puritans may disagree.
>>25044066it's sad that society has killed your soul and that you would be willing to pass on that curse to the next generation
>>25042882yeah strange. Convenience Store Woman made me depress as fuck because it's related to having a dead end job/life. i hated that it follows Keiko through her whole life. it makes me feel like I will and have wasted my whole life.pretty good book
Last time I posted this nobody got it
>>25044894explain?
>>25045246idgi
>>25045246Proust?
>>25045923it's funny because porn
>>25032617She's so sexy...
>>25048228bitch looks like Arnold's mom
>>25026623Ishmael is a high yellah sissy for Maori cock.
>>25043353Proof the left can't meme.
does anyone have the post about the chauvinistic guy taking the piss out of 'men writing women'
>>25026247Lol.
>>25029440kek
>>25026275so literally me
>>25030052>having such stunted cognition that you have to doodle in the margins of a text to be able to fully Engage with itOK retard
>>25051360What? Why is that stunted cognition? Doodling is fun. The book is yours. What are you going to do, hurt its resale value? Do what you wish.
>>25029193>Pepeiusthis is going to sound hyperbolic but this is exactly why you shouldn't strive to give your children a life of minimal discomfort. if you don't let your kid reckon with the fact that sometimes they'll have stupid ideas that suck ass, they end up being overeducated NEETs that reek of weed and make up Greek Myth OCs with dipfuck names like Pepeius
>>25051363Silence! Kneel before Pepeius, normie scum
>>25052942good shit
>>25052942this reminded me of the stephen king short story about the kid who went to the bathroom but couldn't pee because a tiger was in there, or something along those lines
>>25052942based
If I wanted to laugh, I'd ask for your Goodreads top 10
post the Kant "circus" thing, please
>>25056290Was Schop the original crazy hair guy?
this still slapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhO7GQhBSFU
>>25051362>The book is yours.A good book will outlive you BUT half-decent marginalia are actually interesting to future generations.The problem comes from underlining everything your attention span thinks is the relevant parts, or brain dead commentary like a youtube react video.Seeing "that's crazy chat" in a classic book would be pretty funny though.
>>25026275>when they say they've read 100+ books
>>25056361You should dig up the /lit/ annotated Moby Dick
>>25029193>PepeiusSounds comfy
>>25056290The widest minds I've ever met spill pounds of spaghetti when exposed to the idea that life may not be worth starting
>>25037295this comic is like 20 years old
>>25056314probably. I also think count Olaf was at least partially inspired by him.
>>25057835these two are among my favourites
please laugh at this I had to complete three captchas to post
>>25057848it's cool. have this:https://warosu.org/lit/thread/22800829
>>25055912Yeah he read books for children right to the last days in the bunker
>>25057847The Indians simply do religion better. Other things maybe not so much
>>25057811I really liked that movie as a kid. To this day, I imagine Jim Carrey as Count Olaf when I think of those books. >>25057826>Who is the god of the JewsProve him wrong.
>>25056292He rapes his sister, Phoebe.
>>25057826I literally just read the heiddigger interview with der spiegel from lik 1972, and now am i looking at the rest of this meme with suspicions of its less than veritability
>>25057847>twitterjaks>soi editCringe bro.
>>25061895>wittgenstein: mileage varieshit his students reutinely but this wasnt uncommon. allegedly went to court due to hitting a kid unsconious but outcome is unknown and kids also pranked him a ton.>chomsky: truedefended khmer rouge and serb yugoslav govs>Marx: truecalled lassale a nigger or something>Singer: truein line with his weirdo contrian views, defended beastiality by stating eating animals is still less unethical>Kant: truewhite man smarter than rest, not uncommon, mightve possibly retracted his views and his empircal and dignity based philospohy doesnt work well with it regardless>Foucault: probably falseallegedly groomed a kid while he was in tunisia. kids idenity is never stated and its a fringe guy who hated focoult who claimed it like 15 years after the event allegedly happened. not totally disprovable you get the gist>Hume: Truesaid negroes and all non whites are mentally infeior, later changed to just a majority of negros. was a footnote>sarte: IDKcouldnt find what this meant. dont know much about him>plato & aris: truearistotle said some people are meant to be slaves by nature, plato probably same thing. slavery was different in their age and wasnt for life and selected via race outside of defeated armies>marx: truesaid god of jews is money, was sort of protopsychoanalysing them like nietzsche but came to a less flattering view. retards will claim this is anti semetic by nature>locke: truestocks in slave trade iirc>heidegger: truejoined nazi party and gave a speech supporting it when he got appointed to uni principle or something. didnt really engage much with party politics beyond supporting the line here and there but also never formally denounced it after its end.>rousseau: truehad sex with a seamstress and sent his 5 kids to an orphanage due to being poor. tried to look back for them years later but orphange had zero records>frenchies: truesigned a petition to reduce age of consent and also eliminate seperate age of consent required to engage in anal sex (which was later done)>schopenhaure: mileage varieslike wittgenstein, pushed a woman down the stairs or was defending his privacy and theres nothing beyond both parties heresay. court found schoppy guilty though>althusser: truekilled his wife in an episode of mental collapse or something. was seriously mentally ill in his late life so courts and doctors absolved him.>conclusionmostly accurate from what i can tell
>>25062926>Salty cope chartEat it, loser.
>>25062926based effortposter
>>25026247>Previous one hit image limitYes but it took 4 years because no one on this board is funny
>>25051363You're right. It's Greek myth; it should be Pepeios.
>>25063849When I am occasionally constipated it takes effort to push the shit out of my body
>>25062926>Foucault>he signed the petition but he totally didn't groom that kidRetard.
>>25064012When you make claims, you have to have evidence for them
>>25064021>When you make claims, you have to have evidence for themHe made a claim and had no evidence. I think you meant to say "ought to have." Is doesn't imply ought.
>>25064054Silly ESL, sometimes have means ought.
>>25064059Sometimes English language speakers who are utterly fucking inept try to smuggle moral assumptions in under imperatives. It makes them look like shit fucked cunts.
>>25064198Do not redeem you bloody benchod
kek
>>25062926The common theme with everyone in that image is that they were all insufferable
>>25030024>>25030408I can't find it but I know exactly what you're talking about, a lot of "hehs"
>>25029193>gave it to a punisher
>>25064940Marx, Baitte, Wittgenstein and Rousseau were all pretty active and generally upbeat fellows so they seem like fun. Hume, Sartre, Derrida and espically Kant seem like it would be really comfy to have chill conversations with.
>>25052942I've been rearranging my toy displays since I recently got some new cabinets, and I have a lego tiger that I decided to leave on the other side of the glass as a little nod to this poem.(Call me whatever you want, I'm impervious to your derogation. And yes I recognise the irony of me resonating with something written by a six year old)
>>25065928>pedophile alarm goes off
>>25065928I can smell this photo.
>>25065928The franchises you like are dogshit. hxh, firepunch, og dragonball & a quarter of jjk are the only good manga anime. you are certainly going to step on that tiger fyi
>>25065982>pseud that liveblogs from his phone telling people that three togashi derivatives and dragon ball are the only good mangaa-huh
>>25056292I recognize that the left one's supposed to be Holden Caulfield but who's on the right?
>>25065928beautiful cases, Anon.all these faglords hating because they can't afford to buy and display trinkets, figures, knickknacks and doodads that give them joy.>multiple seasons of South Park on DVDmy nigga
>>25030024This one?
>>25066953I laughed out loud, this is great
>>25065655Is this a joke?
>>25026429That one used to cause a lot of seethe. The Overton window has shifted.
who the FUCK is the first figure Land shoots? ive tried asking ai since nobody i knew knew but it gave me>dugin>yarvin>fucking Eliezer Yudkowsky
>>25062926St. Thomas is a theologian, buddy.
>>25069781jason jorjani. never use ai for humour or idenfitcation.
>>25069781Can anyone explain what the fuck this shit means?
>>25069927Nick Land shamelessly shills himself here. that's all you need to know.
>>25069927lmao you got that from me posting Pulsating shadow memes last thread.cant fully explain left but right is bitcoin/crypto tech, urls in general which allow for the internet and the threat of the Y2K event. Each are operational semiotic triggers, meaning they are operations (action performing) signs, meaning the operationd have meaning only in so far as they are not other operations of the same kind (4chan.org is different from YouTube.com is different from leftypol.org) and can be triggered. At least that's my understanding, may be wrong
>>25066723I have no fucking idea and I keep posting that every so often in the hopes that someone knows.
>>25070017>>25066723Kevin Spencer from the Canadian adult cartoon "Kevin Spencer". the shows intro says "he's a teenage homicidal sociopath", who engaged in humours criminal and generally amoral actions due to his deep sociopathy In a very obnoxious satire of 2000s canada/americaThere's an anon who became obsessed with the show (but mostly character) who made so many threads they started getting auto pruned and then they made a home in /trash/ idk if they are still there. They made or perhaps commissioned or found a shit ton of art so who knows.
>>25032617>Peach, peach
from a pro christian image against secular schools. cant find full image
>>25070927I would wear that shirt
>>25062926>couldnt find what this meant. dont know much about himI don't remember the specifics, but Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir, had an arrangement, where they should fuck her teenage students.
I found this video of Severian returning to the Atrium of Time in the final scene of Citadel of the Autarchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NcOsSYAQQ
>>25066953Is that the Gambler? Which translation?
>>25057826shouldve had: never ask>Adornowhat his feminist students did>Ayn Randanything>Wagnerhow Nietzsche got so ill>Duginabout car safety>Camusabout Algerian independence or pedestrian safety>Bertrand Russellabout Christianity (might be misremembering)>VoltaireWhy he fled prussia
>>25071666Dugin doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as anyone else on that list
>>25071781i was struggling to think of names so i pulled up dugin
>>25073201>as a societydoes this grind anyone else's gears
>>25073201hes a Japanese nationalist and extremely high IQ. he would hate it.
>>25073224He's an Ameriboo way more than he's a Japanese nationalist.
Enjoy the humble fruits of my /lit/ archeology.
>>25061848She’s a badass loli who smokes and who wanted to run away with her big brother, I don’t think the awesome sex they’re definitely having is noncon
>>25074831Thank you
>>25034598Because he's an old guy, that's what they do.
>>25049101That sounds amazing
>>25059430Like the Poisonous Mushroom?
>>25059513One time in college I took a world mythology class and the first assignment was Hinduism. I read the first sentence of their religious text, which was something like: "Brahma burst forth from the universe like fire from a vagina." then said: "Nope!" and threw the book away. I didn't even drop the class, I just took the zero.
:)
>>25077972
>>25077777
>"Are you looking for anything?">"Yes, please show me where you keep your Wallace">"Wallace? like David FOSTER Wallace? Whoa, cool, I thought you were gonna ask for that Steve Jobs biography or something. Yeah man, Infinite Jest's right over here.>She hands me a copy of Infinite Jest>her: "So you like Wallace huh, yeah me too, have you read Brief --">I hold up a single open hand while she is speaking, immediately silencing her, then turn to a random page in the book>I smile quietly to myself as I read the entire page, occasionally snorting cryptically>After finishing the page I close the book and hand it back to her, still smiling>Me: "He's terrible, isn't he? Absolutely awful. Put that book back and please show me your Joyce">She puts back Infinite Jest with an alarmed look on her face, then takes me to the Joyce section of the librairie>Her: "Joyce? Yeah I read part of Dubliners in my 400-level community college English class. Do you, uh, d-do you think he's good--">"Read this">I have shoved Finnegans Wake under her nose>"Out loud">her: "ba...babba......bababadgharf....bababagargrfap-->I rip the book out of her hands and stare directly into her eyes>me: "Completely wrong, it's bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoor-denenthurnuk. bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoor-denenthurnuk is portmanteau of various thunder-related words from languages all across the globe; in this context it represents Eve's tragic fall to Satan and the subsequent collapse of Eden. It is perhaps the single most important, emotive, and creative word ever spoken in the entire history of human speech, literally transcending language, and you cannot even read it.">I throw Finnegans Wake in her face and inform the store manager that he has hired an illiterate>I leave the store with a copy of Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception under my coat, unpaid for
>>25080530I really detest this art style.
I forgot how slow /lit/ is. Like goddamn post some fucking funnies you retards.Also, I fuck with the new captchas, this shit is fun as fuck, thank you glowniggering DHS fedboys.
>>25080999checked. how long have you been here? this is not a fun board. I can't remember the last time one of these threads was actually funny.
>>25081008I have left and come again for the past ten years (you datamining glownigger) I can't tell if I shit up the board or if the board is just shit (the latter highly likely) I usually stick around until summer when it get's real shit. Just here to find new authors. Although the last one (I forget, the elementary particles french faggot) I swore off for a while.
>>25081013Found anyone good lately?I find myself returning here every 9 months or so, I stay for a couple weeks by checking any interesting looking threads each day and I leave. I don’t know why I only have this desire now, but there was talk of The Manuscript found in Saragossa the other day and I suddenly really want to read it so I’m gonna pick that up when I next get the chance.This place is no longer funny though yeah
The answer to the dark romance problem.
>>25081041Gebser was... Interesting.Sloterdijk is fucking great though, highly recommend his Spheres trilogy. Manuscript? I must have missed the boat on that one.
>>25081051Get your tik tic ass shit outta here nigger
>>25080713that art style is the reason 4chan exists
>>25080999sorry anon. also yeah, the new captcha is really good even if it's a pain for making threads. I think its the literal only one good change made this decade but imo still doesn't make up for killing /f/
>>25081166not anime in general, that anime art style specifically. there's one specific image using that style that gets posted sometimes.
>>25081217yes and that style was popular around the early 2000s, when 4chan came into being
>>25081244shit style, shit website. pottery, really.
