I JUST HAD SEX

>>25364935
No you didn't.

I can't wait to find my thoroughly average and wholesome wife. I'm gonna make her feel like the prettiest girl on earth, she's gonna love me for it.

>>25364935
did it feel so good?

>>25364950
I'm going to literally rape you in your mouth for suggesting that this was ever anything other than me being pissed over being watched.

>>25364955
Yes, my dad knows what he's doing.

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I hate when these TV shows have a main character that's distractingly attractive. I can't focus when this girl is in the shot!

I just didn't have sex.

She seems to have been designed to discourage masturbation, like Kellogs cereal.

>>25364979
That's the girl you consider attractive? LMAO she's freaking ugly as heck! That's a 1 out of 10. The most ugliest freak I've ever seen in my freaking life. What are you even seeing dude, her jaw could open a can of beans and her eyes are way too far apart like a hammerhead shark. I genuinely don't understand how anyone can focus on the plot of anything when she's on screen because I'm too busy being distracted by how bafflingly average she looks, like she's the default character model in a video game nobody bothered to customize. Her forehead is massive, her hair looks like it was styled by a lawnmower, and she has the facial symmetry of a Picasso painting. This is what passes for attractive now? I've seen more appealing faces on milk cartons. You could throw a rock in any Walmart and hit twelve women who look better than this and they're not even trying. The absolute state of male standards in 2026, people just see a woman who bathes regularly and lose their minds. Get a grip anon, you're down so bad you're simping for the human equivalent of lukewarm oatmeal. 1 out of 10 and I'm being generous.

Why did you do it for a second time? I hoped this time you wouldn’t.

Just realized that what hurts me the most about my depression, which has robbed me of a personality, of a soul, of the possibilities of life - is that I don't get pussy access. Which frankly confirms to me that I deserve nothing less than said depression. I'd fuck a whore but I'd also rather spend the money on books.

>>25364997
Do what? Do what?

>>25365003
chick here, same. depression ate my brain, still buy books instead of dick tho. wanting pussy doesnt make u a bad person, just makes u a human with a dick. what r u reading rn

Stop talking about penises, dicks, vaginas, gooches. This is unbecoming.

>>25365009
I’m with you. Strictly t & a.

>>25365009
He can't help himself.

I'm not good at writing but a concept of a story that I will never make use of that appeared in my head gave me novel enjoyment that I thought should be shared for the thought disappearing and never making an impact would mildly annoy me.

At the start of the story would be describing a man who is a generic obsessive pundit with not a clear enviroment or background. Then the next part would start slowly describing a woman explicitly and as her parts are described, she would get uncomfortable and aware of being seen in such a unflattering manner. Not by the pundit but by the thoughts themselves understanding the woman which is slowly revealed to be imaginary characters of a person's mind. The two would be lost for words and not sure what to do with themselves. The pundit would give up bothering to plan a way of his existence of being a part of the person's imagination and cast himself away to an imagined shitty unknown town and walk out of the mind and not seen and forgotten.

Another idea for an ending is the pundit to just debate with person's who's imagining him to carve him into something better from his looks and personality to adopt him as his goal of the external mask for the outside world to see. Knowing that his existence ends without any maintaince of thinking about him so he'll be living in the mind of others who talk to the person. Instead of internally imaging him, he'll become the memory of the people around him and their perception of the person will be the pundit.

Meta and gay but this is the thoughts thread and you get to read my attempt at thinking.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/two-years-cormac-mccarthys-death-rare-access-to-personal-library-reveals-man-behind-myth-180987150/
>Hasn’t touched the classics in decades
>Did virtually nothing but jerk off at the SFI and collect non-stick pans through his final years
Cormac-bros, how do we respond?

my thoughts:

Chiding my dick
for being hard
blood flows
can't listen
and girls have cheeks
if you have checks
this my class G
can get it rough
come be sweaty with oil
see when it hits the sponge
if you'll laugh

>>25365029
>Old senile hack is old and senile
More news at 11

i WILL start reading 200 pages a day soon

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After spending the last month gooning and doomscrolling without limitations I can safely say my mental state has deteriorated significantly.
Gotta go back to the basics, reading and meditating. Happiness is all in the mind. The freedom to do whatever I want with no regard for probity makes me a slave. While discipline and fighting against my appetite and sloth bring me contentment.
Therefore Freedom is slavery, and War brings peace

>>25365048
No you won't, I read like two pages of text today and struggled to read anymore and I will probably not read for another week.

I'm going to be posting a chicken wing soon. It should be ready at 20:00 EST.

>>25365004
push me away :(

>>25364933
I don't know how to say this without sounding completely insane but my dad's best friend from college came over for a barbecue yesterday and I literally had to leave halfway through because I was about to cry at the grill. He's like 56, graying at the temples, hands that look like they've built things, and he was just standing there flipping burgers in this faded Springsteen shirt and I felt like a character in a sad short story about wanting something you can never have. He called me "kiddo" and I almost died. He smells like cedar and old books and I hate that I know that. I'm 27 and supposed to be reading theory or whatever and instead I'm writing bad poetry about my dad's friend's laugh lines. Send help.

>>25365054
GIrl who be doing that to you?

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>>25365053
You can do it. I had a good streak going last year where I did that daily. Nothing like starting and finishing a book the same day. But Im a nonfiction chad, and I think fiction requires a little simmering to be enjoyed fully so dont push yourself due to an arbitrary goal

>>25365052
I find that reading is a skill that gets rusty overtime due to negligence, but once you oil that baby up its a smooth ride

Test for pregnancy.

>>25364933
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Rape is a horrific moral violation and a serious crime. Don't rape. This has been a public service announcement

>>25365070
eat my shit

>>25365029
The article doesn’t say that lol

>>25365063
What the FUCK is that picture. I wanna imagine 20 trillion ways you wanted to convey meaning and supplement your response with it but I can not think of a single reaaon why.

Nine Inch Nails is really great

>>25365058
Why are you talking like that? Just be normal.

just got home and realized i forgot deodorant again today, third time this week. it hit me while i was on the bus this morning that the girl next to me could probably smell my pits through my shirt and instead of feeling gross about it my brain just flipped a switch and i had to sit there with my bag on my lap for the rest of the ride. got home and checked, definitely leaked a little. this keeps happening. i think there's something wrong with me.

>>25365087
idk man i've been on this website too long i forgot how normal people talk. sorry.

I hate women

>>25365099
What are women?

>>25365082
you keep saying this like nine inch nails isn't a shit band

Finally passed stool after 72 hours. Scybalous. Small, hard, spherical pellets, consistent with severe constipation. No visible blood or mucus. Definitely dehydration. I've been drinking nothing but black coffee and eating crackers. Increased water intake and added a fiber supplement. Will reassess in 24 hours.

>>25365104
miserable milky bags of secrets

>>25365074
No raping allowed.

>>25365079
well imagine the fetus as your delicate reading faculty, and the fist as social-media/4chan/gooning/videogames repeatedly raining blows on it
If your fetus is weak and feeble is not going to take a lot of hits before it dies and you got to start over from scratch :^)

>>25365107
they are really great, trent reznor is genius

With ravenous heat biting her neck, Ariette's fatigue grew with every thrust. "Come, Rags, wake up and grab my fucking hand!" Ariette roared, snatching the blessed dagger from his chest. The dense muscle and organs seemed to give in, but she could feel it did nothing. Blood spilled everywhere, like she had struck a fountain of blood, but his heart kept thumping, as stable as a mountain.

The priestess's throat was sore. She had been at it for hours, to no avail. Was she really that weak?

Rags' eyelids were closed, as if he were experiencing a beautiful dream. He probably was chilling elsewhere, in the back of his mind, actually. Part of Ariette wished they could switch places, but she knew she didn't have the shoulders for it. She caressed his face, smearing blood and mud. She thought about stabbing the eyes, but what if the brain healed wrong and he woke up changed, or worse, became a vegetable? Then surely everyone would be doomed.

She let go and the dagger clanked on the metallic floor.
Ariette's mouth trembled uncontrollably. The curse was keeping him on the edge. Rags couldn't pass on anymore, not even wrung out of blood. And so, if a priestess of Eratz couldn't kill him, perhaps no one in the world could anymore.

She plopped onto her back next to the guy. As far as she was concerned, she had tried her best. Her priestly best, even! And it wasn't a bad way to die. She could take a mouthful of cold air down there. It was kind of nice. Her hands were hot and covered in unthinkable things, but the floor was comfortably cool. Her eyelids fluttered. She had never put her hands into someone's innards before... Was she still a virgin after all of this? Of course she still was - no one had ever touched her innards!! she realized stupidly.

She'd be remembered by the village boys, she knew. And by the handsome noodle shop cashier. And of course, the old pervert at Sunday Service who kept calling himself her Granddaddy. She relaxed her frown. It wasn't so bad after all.

The priestess's thoughts drifted. Still, tears welled up in her eyes. "This... is this really it?" she asked.

"Not really," a voice as soft as the wind replied.

Ariette turned, eyes as wide as an ostrich's, only for a finger to fall onto her arm. A squeak escaped her mouth. Her whole forearm tingled.

"Ariette... Let us young bastards teach this doggy usurper what giant monsters truly are about..." Rags whispered, his hand slipping down her wrist onto her soft hand, and grabbing hard. Swallowing a mouthful of tears, she nodded.

Something warm embraced her very soul, stretching it to infinity. Her body started fraying, as if it were only now realizing it needed to catch up with its shape, and finally, the world exploded in a blinding light.

---
An old man carrying a bucket of water stopped in his tracks. He gazed at the enormous shadow blotting out the sun. "Oh well, that's one big menace if I've ever seen one," he wondered aloud.

got a jar of pig's blood from a butcher i know, stuck it in the fridge overnight and drank it this morning right out of the jar. been curious about it for years from a culinary standpoint and finally went for it. cold is definitely the move, the chill tamps down any gaminess and lets the mineral notes come through clean. mouthfeel is the real surprise, way thicker than you'd expect, almost velvety, coats the whole palate. flavor-wise it's iron forward obviously but there's this subtle sweetness at the back that i wasn't expecting, kind of like the drippings from a rare roast. finish is long and a little metallic but not in a bad way. don't think i'd pair it with food, it's too dominant. maybe a shot of something neutral afterward to clear the palate. anyway the butcher asked if i was making blood sausage and i just said yeah because i didn't want to explain myself.

I never wanted you to hate me.

UwU

>>25365135
I, Anon, don't personally hate you. If you're referring to someone specific, then that person doesn't hate you either.

I don't know what to do right now. My girlfriend of seven months just sent me a dick pic on accident. I was just sitting on the couch after work scrolling my phone and it popped up, just a full on erect penis. I stared at it and wrote back ??? and she immediately said "oh my god I'm so sorry I was trying to delete that and hit send on accident." She sounded panicked. I haven't responded yet. I keep trying to just move on and forget about it but I can't stop thinking about the fact that she had a dick pic on her phone that she was in the middle of deleting. That means it was there. That means she had it saved for some reason. She's never given me any reason not to trust her but I just can't figure out an innocent explanation. I tried calling my brother but he didn't pick up so now I'm posting here because I honestly have no one else to talk to about this and it's eating me alive. I'm not even mad at her I just want to understand. Has anyone else had this happen. What did you do. I feel like I'm going crazy.

>>25365143
i hate him

>>25365146

Maybe it's your own, fed to an AI who made it acceptable, and she's sorry for having had the thought of doing that AND share it with you?

>>25365143
I’m pretty sure he does hate me, actually.

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>Slander
>Peak
>GOAT
>Mid
>Fraud
>Cook
>Glazing
>Bum
>Aura
>Unc
>Twin
>Crine
>Gagged
>Tea
>Ate
>Crash out
>"The way —“
>“It’s giving —“
>“Not me doing —“
>“The concept of —“
>“— needs to be studied”
>“— but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation”
>"Hope this helps!"
>Sweet summer child
>Wholesome
>Problematic
>"Y'all"
>Yas queen slay

I'm so fucking beyond fatigued of it all. When the fuck will this end? Why does language on the internet feel so faggy, performative and retarded now?

>>25365158
I don't even understand what you're trying to say. What do you mean it was my own dick fed to an AI. I know what my own dick looks like and that was not it. I also know she wasn't apologizing for some elaborate AI-generated scenario, she was apologizing because she accidentally sent the photo while trying to delete it. That was all she said. I have not replied to her yet. I'm not trying to make this into some weird conspiracy, I just wanted to know if anyone else has been through this and what they did about it. I'm probably going to call her tonight and just ask her straight up whose it was because sitting here imagining possibilities is actually worse than just knowing.

I have pulsing piss.

>>25364933
I’m 2 Loebs short on my Loeb shelf give me some recs (plays/fiction and I have all the Greek plays already)

>>25365178

Call before midnight or that dick might make it really hard to talk then. But yes, this has happened to me once, except I got the picture from someone who had been presumed death. The rigidity in the picture did not clarify the health status, and the sender could've simply been an impersonator.

oh god yes the two shell infinite now+ ep dropped

>>25365206
Never heard of tit.

>>25365070
ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Murder is also a horrific moral violation and a serious crime, perhaps the most serious crime a man can commit. Don't murder. This has been a public service announcement.

>>25365196
I don't know what any of that means but it genuinely made me feel worse so congratulations I guess. Some presumed dead person sent you a dick pic. Great. So now I have to consider that maybe the penis on my phone belongs to a ghost or something. That's exactly what I needed right now. I still haven't called her. I keep typing out messages and deleting them and then I just stare at the picture and try to figure out if there's a freckle I recognize or something but I don't know what I'm looking for, I'm not a forensic detective, I'm a guy who works in an office and watches Netflix after work. I tried googling "how to handle accidental dick pic from girlfriend" and got absolutely nothing useful, just a bunch of Reddit posts from 2014 that don't even apply. I've had three cups of coffee and my left eye is twitching and I keep refreshing this thread waiting for someone to say something that makes sense and instead I get AI conspiracies and dead people. I think I need to just turn my phone off and go for a walk but I'm also terrified that if I dont respond soon she's going to think I hate her and the whole relationship is going to fall apart over a picture of someone else's erect penis that I wasn't even supposed to see. This is the stupidest crisis I have ever had. I'm 31 years old. I should be able to handle this like an adult. Instead I'm asking strangers on a literature forum for advice and one of them just told me about a zombie dick pic and I genuinely don't know if it was a joke or not. I'm going to call her. I'm going to call her right now. Probably. I just need to stop shaking first. Sorry for the rant I'm not normally like this...

>>25365225
was it a nice cock?

Bros how do i get the huzz?

>>25365213
nevermind it was mid, but i did see black bananas is going to release a new album after 12 years helllll yeah i'm fucking stoked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Glx-ufl_4

I need start write my philosophy insights i never did it, because it i don't have thoughts to write on this thread.

>>25365237
google says that tiktok for hoes in case u aren't a brainrotted zoomoid

I'm never finishing the Chateaubriand. Got to look up stuff every page.

might’ve put my finger on why millennials are objectively extremely lame; because their parents are constantly a big thing for them. gen z are like a generation of orphans.

>>25365155
Hey you

>>25365262
braindead take millenials were the og latchkey kids

>>25365274
You think they were hatched from eggs?

i think i have symptomless covid i'm so fucking tired especially after i fap i'm like completely wiped out

sandniggers will not rule the world

>>25365274
spend ten minutes in a room with a millennial and they dump their purse out about some personal gripe with their parents.

I work night audit at the comfort inn. I write down the wifi passwords guests ask for. I have a notebook. 43 passwords so far this year. Room 103 was "mustang67" but he drove an f150. Room 207 was "ilovejesus" and she checked out at 4am which you aren't supposed to do. I still think about her. Room 312 was literally "password123". no imagination. I kept his phone charger it's in the bin with the bibles. I told my manager I write down guest feedback and he believed me. I can't sleep after my shifts. I just sit here thinking about mustang67. maybe he used to have a mustang and sold it. maybe it's his birth year. I'll never know. I'll never know any of it. I have to go back tonight. I'll get more passwords. I'll write them down. I'll wonder about them until the sun comes up.

>>25365302

Good comment, very unknowable, much like the night and our closest friends.

>>25365302
six seven

I ate a hotdog from the gas station by my apartment and halfway through I looked at it and thought it looked like a penis and I know that's stupid but I couldn't stop thinking about it so I just closed my eyes and finished eating it anyway and now I'm sitting here and I feel like I did something wrong but I know it was just a hotdog and I got a bit chubbed up and I was thinking that this is because I use 4chan all day every day so my mind is always in the gutter I'm always thinking about penises and cocks and pussies and when someone says 69 I think of the sex position and get a little chubbed up if a sexy amazing fucking big titty woman says it.

I smelled my underewar. Very strong odor at the butt part even after washing it, because of the poop.

hey guys

how do I develop good taste and actual interesting insight into things. i feel like i have a pretty generic/neutral outlook, maybe slightly leaning into hopeful. I dont hate anyone, and would prefer that most people get along. i barely use social media much anymore, im reading Goat Boy currently and studying mathematics in uni. i'm probably too sensitive to have too deep of a connection with anyone. I like reading stories about monks and their difficult journeys. I really enjoyed Wild Ivy.

I write the blog post because I want to know if theres much i can say about anything at all.

>>25365325
you either do or you don’t.

genuinely this might be the worst general on the site

>>25365325
Good taste probably comes less from having the “right” opinions and more from paying close attention to what moves you, irritates you, confuses you, or stays with you after you finish it. Then you slowly learn to explain why.

>>25365334
can you be a pal and point me in the direction of a better one.

>>25365056
Wdym? Youre writing, arent you?

>>25365056
Tell me one of his jokes/laugh lines