Dab City edition.OLD: >>25544036
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNERI GOT TIGER BLOOD RUNNIN THRU MY VEINS
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>he deletes his creative ideas that quicklyThat’s crazy. It’s like you have a janitor inside your head moderating your ideas before you even try them
>>25546514Doesn't everyone have that?
>>25546515Yeah, but why do you listen to it?
>>25546514I don't delete them, I forget them. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, 'twas meant to be
>>25546518How does one become a janitor?
>he thinks that dick size doesn't matterlol
>>25546516BC I'M A PUSSY
Okay, now we’re going to sit with this acidic Dune-esque OP. I would rather prefer some highbrow lecture on symbolism of yellow towel.
Im thinking about who /out/ here?
>>25546522A modestly proportion'd Phallus, securely lock'd by his Better Half, is indeed a Sign of Greatness in a Man.
had a dream that was like a reverse blade runner where robots hunted down the last human beingsfor some reason the last person alive started singing the song i cant give everything away by david bowie, then i woke up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QXzKU5QMLY
Haven't beat my wiener in awhile.
>>25546590whip it out !
POF is utter dogshit, holy shit.
Foids will seriously bitch about how people always ask them "what are you doing" instead of "how are you doing", meanwhile their DMs look like picrelated.
The coffee general on ck and wng here are the only things I still enjoy on this site. Other than being retarded.
>>25546604They unironically want you to make a big bombastic (psychologically speaking, and roughly) entrance that "sells" you to them and makes them feel like they've just met some Very Important Man. I used to be able to do it. The issue is 99% of them aren't worth that kind of effort and it's all fake as hell anyway. We were made to meet incidentally and gradually not this 1984 engineered horseshit. The human race is probably over.
Epstein did 9/11 & Casey Anthony killed Madeleine McCann.
>>25546605/Coffee/ is too full of nerds & snobs.
>>25546612That's why I like it, I look at them like fish in a fishtank and often learn something interesting.
>>25546615Okay, that's fair.
>>25546609Make sure that you are Chad Chadworth before approaching them in the public, otherwise it’s inappropriate.
>>25546629that's not true, you just have to be normal and not like you've just escaped from the loony bin
>>25546609>a big bombastic [...] entrance that "sells" you to themThey never reply even when I do put a lot of effort into my first message.
>>25546601Once my mum is asleep.
I see the bright and hollow sky
i see neets have woken up
>>25546638Haven't slept yet babyI've been up writing isekai about a woman getting transmigrated into her fat ex boyfriend's slutty dark elf baldurs gate character and has to bear the consequences of his retarded roleplaying decisionsAlso my tailbone hurts. I would like to swap places with that anon who is dying.
>>25546643That's a good idea for a story. You're more imaginative than I am.
And all of it is yours and mine So let's ride and ride and ride and ride
>>25546644Thank you. Hopefully I can pull it off.
>>25546646That's itThis is the final straw I will have raspberry preserves on my toast today
>>25546646Cute. I want to start a family so much.
>>25546649It all ended well, but I feel a bit heartbroken for Frances
>>25546655Ooh please don't post Frances crying :'[ Now I'm sad too :'[
>>25546656Don’t you worry, she’s gotten a plateful of spaghetti with meatballs. And then she’s gotten lobster-salad sandwiches next day. https://archive.org/details/breadjamforfranc00russ
I JUST LEARNED IN THE SONG “JAWS” BY BLADEE HE SAYS “YOU PLAY LIKE U.S. OPEN” AND NOT “YOU PLAY LIKE YOU CHOPIN”MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIFE
I hate how good of a writer ER was even if it was mostly all me me me which is inherently easier to let flow from mind to paper.
I'm just a big softie.
>>25546609Thank you for this.
Listening to Friday but it’s not Friday.
>>25546672Inconvenient. Should’ve been a small tough cookie like myself.
>>25546609I spent a month on hinge and even got a date out of it, and this is 100% true.
>>25546674Np but take it with a grain of salt. I'm just a retard on the internet. Should go without saying on 4chan IMHO (in my hubert opinion).And as retarded as women mostly are, try to be kind to them.
>>25546496Another day bizarrely bothered by soem guy's dumb opinion.He read a book on the bronze age collapse. In it he reads clearly that advancements in military technology allowed less organized, less materially powerful entities to compete against the great chariot armies of the Bronze Age empires. He then ponders what a modern equivalent of these advancement would be, his answer? Night-vision, Altitude controlled mortar, kill drones.Makes me want to chew him out.
>>25546698>(in my hubert opinion).I don't care about Hubert's opinion, to be hobart.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yxmtmX52Y0still a banger
>>25546706Damn you Hobart you no account mean old redskin
Banger? I hardly mash her!
>>25546665"US open" and "you chopin" do not sound alike at all in english language. The syllables don't match in sound. How could you even mix up the sound of "s" for "ch"
>>25546718Did you even listen to the song
I want to shine on in the hearts of man
>>25546740are u hot?
>>25546741May wanna ask their gender first
>>25546743bro it's 2026
>>25546743Everyone itt but me is a girl. Trust the science.
I guess the next step in my art would be to "give it all" or at least give more to the "audience"I, however, am not willing to do that.
>>25546747getting closer to doing an onlyfans huh?
>>25546749noworthless post btw
>>25546750>i would never "show it all" to my "audience" for uh my "art" of coursemhmm
>>25546750Don't do onlyfans that's for whores.Move into my dungeon and I'll read you Brandon Sanderson novels out loud, advanced BDSM.
>>25546746Then why would they send these messages with heart emoticons around?
>>255467564chan isn't technologically advanced for cutting edge tech like emojis. maybe one day.
>>25546758Not true. Witness me: OwO *nuzzles ur buldge* :3c
Am here once again to convert those who drop not their nominal pronouns and definite articles.Why must endure writing down "thou" before every and all "art", when it should be obvious whom I talk to based on verb conjugation alone?Why must suffer because of "in the hospital", when "in hospital" is fine?Drop thy pronouns and articles; enjoy bliss of implicitity, and, if mustest, use this & that to replace them: "in that hospital; enjoy that bliss which follows; etc."
Shalt not withbind suffix -ic with -al, for this is how abhorrences like mus-ic-al and polit-ic-al were born. That -ic is adjective making, and this -al is adjective making as well, thus redundancy becomes normal.Politics is adjective; reads "pertaining to polites (citizen)" therefore political reads "pertaining to pertaining to..."Mind our morphology, folks, is pure as crystal and must not be soiled.
>>25546722are you doubting my drain, zoomzoom?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9722j5a9LfEalso, this is literature board, i tackled the question at hand from literary perspective
Do you ever think about how much we do actually care about eachothers posts, that they do get read, and it takes an extra sort of loudmouth to really reply? That, there are dozens of people who hear you and silently nod, as people do, without feeling the need to pop out and say something additional. And that we are not as ignored as we think?
>>25546879No get the fuck away you spendthrift
>>25546841I really appreciate that. I hate bunk etymologiesI say we end 'movies'. I mean what rube shit is that? ('rube' is 1950s era name mockery in the style of 'Karen', 'Reuben' being the designated name of a rural stupid) Either way you're talking about film as though you'd talk to a dog about 'walkies' or to a toddler about 'uppies', I don't care for the idea adults want 'movies'
>>25546514wish more here did
>>25546879Learn from it but its not your post
I’ve been charged with impersonating a monotheistic deity
>>25546897victimless crime
>>25546883film is not that better; from proto-indo-european, means membrane/skin/layer, considerable semantic stretch bound to techne of yesterday, but agree with thine overall sentiment
>>25546652It’s an essential part of life, and don’t get me wrong I love my mine, but I can also see why my male ancestors were always hopping in boats to raid England and hunt whales for months at a time
>>25546522My thoroughly average, uninteresting 6.8" by 5.6" in circumference when erect penis has been called "massive" and "big" by dumb, ditzy women before. I bought a large magnum condom once and it barely even fit me.I don't know what to believe anymore. I think everyone is thoroughly full of fucking shit and that dumbass women can't even tell the difference at all.
I went back to uni but im actually bad at doing research and writing and now it turned into a quagmire. I just want to graduate and gtfo.
>>25546923I am able to appreciate 'film' as an honest description of the original film strip medium. Nowadays, you're right, it's just not what it should be. 'Cinema' also means 'movie', doesn't it? Is there a major global language problem in referring to this nearly supernatural medium? Image-sound-movement-story basically allowing us to recreate entire realities to firmly live by at the drop of the hat. You're right, 'film' doesn't cover it.
I'm a massive retard and I refuse to stfu whenever talking nonsense about matters I have no clue about. I'm not sorry, fuck you faggots.
finally gave up on women today, freeing up some much needed reading time
>>25546879I always wonder about people coming on here for the first time for the infamy of places like /pol/. I wonder if they ever find themselves here and are taken aback by some of the effortposts. Probably not
>>25546959Are you a psychic? I was just thinking how I need to take a break from 4chin because I drive the average IQ of the board down acutely.
>>25546965I don't mean to be a jackass but most of this website is supremely mentally ill and there's a reason a lot of them have trouble communicating with real people. And they say things like 'lurk more' or accuse anyone of anything when faced with, like, a moderate person who notices when they're sweared at. Another thing that's really heinous is the use of 'loli' in casual reference to any female child, I shouldn't have to explain where that's not appropriate. It's really a vulgar language we learn here, and I worry people forget English in learning it.
>>25546969/lit/ has fewer of those types and just use your free speech to tell loli enjoyers to kill themselves that's what I door ignore them and only reply to effortposts, reminder that the offensive and hostile nature of the site is mostly down to anonymity and playing on inside jokes
>>255469681 less fly around a pile of shit won't make it smell like roses.
>>25546974Oh yeah, I'm fine myself dealing with it. I'm just saying the rot is fucking crazy.
>>25546975think of all the things the fly could see in his one day of life...
>>25546978Oh I agree there. The signal to noise ration here is like 1:30. But you get back what you put into here. If you effortpost you will have a couple people calling you a brown faggot but there's always a genuine reply amongst them. I really can't say that for any other social media site
>>25546982Yep, and it's nice to exercise clear thought against people who are really worse than the worse strawman you could imagine. That being said, I wonder if I would be a more cultivated person if I spent time exercising my thought against more conscious people. Maybe I should go into mental health care. In fact I have always taken pride in my ability to communicate with and handle the mentally ill
i can make you feel better
>>25546992I can make you smell better
millennials - remember this song?https://youtu.be/8paDhfGQH4E
>>25546958wrotest that with LLM? lol
>>25547066NTA but LLM would’ve used “
>>25546496how can you deal with pic related? i am so fucking tired of this garbage world
>>25547094Alcoholism has helped many people in your position.
>>25546496Fucking great album, dont care that its popular. Shit is great on vinylAnyway ive been wotking on trying to write better characters. Also guitar wise improving my bend technique (inb4)
Your phantom wore the moon’s cold mask,My phantom wore the same;Forgetful of the feverish taskIn hope of which they came.Each image held the other’s eyesAnd watched a grey distraction riseTo cloud the eager flame—And now warm earth was Arctic sea,Each breath came dagger-keen;Two bergs of glinting ice were we,The broad moon sailed between;There swam the mermaids, tailed and finned,And love went by upon the windAs though it had not been.
>i will trust that 4chan did accept my post and wont update thread .01 seconds later>updates thread .01 seconds later
>>25547099>just make your life worse and destroy your body bro
From the moment I left my house, to bussing to the clinic, to waiting at the clinic because there was a long line, then having to take four separate busses to get home because construction has foreclosed the usual route I take, so I had to GPS some weird way I was unfamiliar with, and the final stretch of walk home because I live in the stupid suburbs and the bus drops me off like a seventeen walk away, all told, it took me four-and-a-half hours to go into the city and get my methadone refills. It wasn't too bad, I got to get some reading done, and I genuinely enjoy riding the bus -- the communal aspect of it versus the solipsism of driving a car -- but still. Also, no one accepted my invitation to join me! Jerks.
>>25547150Comfy. Good luck with your recovery. Sounds like you're in a good place right now
>>25547136nta but
>>25547164Thanks! I am, especially compared to before (you should see pictures, I looked like a ghoul! I think I'm 50 pounds heavier now, and I'm still skinny!). Only issue is I didn't respect the medicine, so I kept increasing my dose at the clinic until I got a really intense high that lasts all day. Which in itself is fine, but after a couple years of this, the intense sedation and immense brain fog gets old. I'm ready to try and achieve my goals, and that starts with energy for motivation and mental clarity for, simply put, ability. And going down is easier said than done, but I am working on it, and that's the first step.
My name's Jacqueline McCaffertyI lost three year of my life on heroinAnd another 5 year oan a methadone programme that was meant tae get us aff it
It’s such a gamble when you get a face
>>25547181Glad to hear all of that! Have you heard of that medicine that supposedly completely removes the cravings, completely removes the effect too, im not sure but i think you wouldn't even need methadone, i saw it on youtube, i just checked the name, the name is Buvidal.
>>25547189i feel like you chose your face, chose your parents, chose your genes, before you’re born. the unborn spirit is what spurred your parents to the first kiss. the trick is finding your soul in the cold light of day, in the way that connects to what you chose as an unborn soul. everything ever in the universe is your fault.
