Early posts are always awkward.

>>25589401 #
Whatever, pussy.
There's very few things more cowardly than trying to end a conversation like you're above it while trying to make your own retarded point in the same process.
God damn. I miss that faggot who was such a condescending dick me about finding a technical flaw in using per capita measurements as valid statistical evidence for general patterns of behavior.
He was actually funny, and smart, and his aggression was technically somewhat merited.
I would marry that guy, in the straightest way possible.
I'm gonna stop pretending to be German now and shift into the background to post something else on whoever decide to.
Though I feel kinda bad, because the guy I was arguing with the whole was actually someone I was pretty cool with in a previous thread.
Had no idea who he was until he said "I think therefore I am is all we have. Everything else is just an opinion," which is the exact same thing he told me before.
Whatever, 4chan

>>25589409
I am a Jesus

>>25589403
traditionally you wait until the previous thread falls off the first page

I feel my mind has no oxygen, I'm going to go home to lie down a bit

damn a whole thread in just short of 7 hours

I am very lonely and sad. I wish I loved someone and they loved me. I would hug them and lie in bed. Even if I had to live homeless or freeze to death, knowing someone was waiting for me and would be there when I die would make everything worth it forever. But I am very lonely and sad. I have nothing worthwhile.

I'm never going to be happy, am I?

>>25587835
You were not kidding. It's fucking dogshit.

>>25589415
>A loose cannon
>Barrels over
>OP

*bip bip*
*bip bip*
ProustEconomics is requesting to video chat
[Accept] [Decline]

I am filled with such murderous rage over how retarded you are.

>>25589440
Sure, ok.

Let us do that again, but this time, with feeling!

>>25589421
When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this man’s art and that man’s scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
(Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heaven’s gate;
For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.

>>25589417
You cant take the vacuum -get out of the space

>>25589418
Fast times

>>25589421
>>25589454
You guys have it all figured out, dontcha?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msuANpEwKvI

Better version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3X8vjO0D3o&t=266s

Claude is so stupid sometimes.

Cogito ergo sum is not self-verifying at all, because even though Descartes established that thought by recognition of the irrefutablity of self-doubt, the only thing he could really conclude from that line of reasoning is "I cannot doubt that I doubt when I'm doubting," which is honestly kind of redundant and stupid, because you can easily say "I know that I'm thinking when I'm thinking" with the exact same certainty and logical validity.

Descartes, you are a punk ass frog, and I improved the Cartesian grid lightyears by establishing exta-dimensional curvature back into the central zero

I discovered the "illogical" number, the absolute biggest number you can define before underlying logic of Number Theory breaks down into incoherence.

It's all about summation, you tard, Sigma values, which is why you can technically fit infinity into a finite system.

Suck my fat weiner and shave your gay ass moustache.

I don't even care that I was you in a prior incarnation.

You're a fucking douche.

>>25589464
Hold my soap

>>25589465
What does this mean?
I've only been on 4chan since I was 14 in 2007, so I clearly don't know every bit of lingo.
I'm just not that cool.
Do you want me to wish your back?
Because I will.
Just tell me before I start to freak the hell out.