glug glugsipahh.
>>40874381Flavored with her "honey"
Youngfag ponies can get fucked.Queen Haven is best character.
>>40875049Zipp is mean to her boomare mom
having a 'parent character' right from the start was such a good idea. it's a shame that G4 mostly forgot about that until the Bad Seasons
>>40875449Yeah. Might as well offscreen or orphan the characters if you're going to do nothing with the parents.
Man Zipp was so angry at her mom having fun
So cute
didn't she get arrested for fraud in the beginning of gen5? how'd she get her sentence reversed by the time the episodic shit started?
>>40877075She pardoned herself and everyone thought it was based
>>40877075Apparently when the magic came back the other pegasi were too happy to worry about their Queen being a fraud.
>>40875449Not only a parent character, but a single parent who is still dating, much to her kids' annoyance. Incredibly based of Hasbro there.
>>40877079So what if she was a phony pony full of baloney, she gave them hope.
>>40876567It's cute how Pipp is clearly very much her mother's child, whereas her sister Zipp is obviously the oldest of the two.
>>40878192What makes Zipp obviously the oldest?
>>40878839Being 'the sensible one', expected to do the family thing while the younger sibling does their own thing.
>>40878839>What makes Zipp obviously the oldest?She came out of Haven's vagina a few years earlier.
>>40878925I don't think the gap is that big
>>40879507>don't think the gap is that bigWell Zipp's head was smaller back then but I'm pretty sure the gap still had to stretch a lot.
>>40879791I'm sure her anatomy could accommodate it. Right? I know Zipp has a freakishly big head, but still.
>>40877075there was a civil war in Zephyr Heights between the Loyalist and the Revolutionaries. Seems the loyalists won.
>>40879791Haven has a big tail
>>40877066That's her femdom mask
>>40881064Did her daughters inherit this predilection of hers?
>>40881641The party is a masquerade.EVERYBODY wants to dom or get dommed by some pony. That's kinda the point of a masquerade.
>>40881653They brought Misty to the biggest orgy party of the year?
>>40876567QUEEN HAVEN DESERVES TO CUM!!!
>>40882395NOZipp and Pipp will keep Queen Haven pent-up! Like Misty!
>>40882404> please daughters..... i am going to die
>>40882476If Haven is seeing any stallion, that means less attention that she can focus on her daughters that ghost her.
>"So I stole a whole box of Mom's chocolate cherries and when I blamed Pipp for it Mom believed me and she got spanked!"
>>40882526What if Haven knew and just wanted to spank Pipp
>>40882535>just wanted to spank PippShe is a little shit sometimes.
Lost all respect for Haven after this...
>>40882817Why didn't they throw that shid into the ocean?
>>40882688>>40882535>>40882526I'm going to steal the chocolate cherries and get caught on purpose
>>40879791I dunno, the gap often recovers fully after. I'd have to do a comparison. Of course, since traveling to the past for pre-Zipp Haven is impossible, we'd have to settle for comparing Haven as-is to Pipp and Zipp.
>>40883455Zipp already ate them all
>>40884658That's fine.I think >>40883455 just wants the blame.How he's gonna translate that into the Royal spanking he desires I would be curious to read. They might just toss you in pegasus jail. Green it.>>40884108More science is needed.Take measurements.
>>40884912>They might just toss you in pegasus jail.N-No, spank me Queen Mommy
>>40884912Think the queen personally tested those torture chairs herself?
>>40884915She did want to personally interrogate Izzy and Sunny but Zipp beat her to it
No Haven in the new episodes. Or all of the new eoisodes so far
The best crackship of g5
>>40884912All the measurements.And the Royal calendar won't be the only full thing.
>>40887396I'll help
>>40882526The guards were in on it?
>>40889067Cute!
>>40889660The boomare is the cutest
>>40888359How do you propose we do such measurements? A full on scientific approach with a purpose-built apparatus, or a more personal one? Should we standardize for the fact Haven is larger than her offspring?Or, perhaps, attempt to leave her with a third for proper before-and-after comparison?
>>40890663>a purpose-built apparatusThat can inserted appropriately sized objects inside her, yes
Really though Zipp has a fat head
Strong resemblance to Poop with her mane down
Meant Pipp
>>40891929That's what Zipp used to call her when she was teasing her little sister.
>>40891926oh so it IS just a neck ... collar ... thing. not some weird hunchback thing
>>40891965It is weird, but I have always assumed it's clothes
>>40891943Zipp is a savage
>>40877075Pink Pegasus Pony Pussy Privilege's. Her bloodline goes all the way back to Candyass ancestors in the Crystal Empire
>>40892474Probably just as sweet, too
Discipline Zipp
>>40893547Haven still spanks her young adult fillies.
>>40893907Good. It keeps them on their hooves
>>40894309She must have spanked them so much they are experiencing PTSD right now
>>40894309pipp's fw
>>40894309>the bullet vibes just got turned on
>>40895629>>40895642I love Pipp's little expressions
>>40896278zipp is the best face of this image though
Since the paparazzi (ponyrazzi?) follows their every move, anything personal or embarrassing is broadcast to the whole city.
>>40897225And Haven doesn't mind at all!
>>40896586It's a very long face
Look at that adult filly being afraid of her mother
>>40899549
>>40887385And then Alphabittle showed up once this ship took off.
Shippers should be humanely sterilized with radiation for the long-term good of the hoomin species, but I do like the relationship between Sunny & Haven.She already looks to her as a leadership role model...I wonder if she thinks of her as a kind of mother-figure she's never had.
>>40899877I never noticed this because I don't really like rewatching Misty episodes. That is so cute. I like their interactions in a little whorse .
>>40882395>>40882476#don'tletmymomcum
>>40900699It's your fault Pipp for teaching her how to use a phone
>>40899612Funny
>>40900663She looks sad.Her husband must have died in childbirth.
>"Pipp, do you have any idea how much paperwork it takes for me to achieve proper orgasm?"
>"MOM SOME OF YOUR CUM GOT IN MY EYES!"
>>40899877Cloud puff is well trained
>>40902839Or he's just got better artistic taste than Sunny.
why is she not allowed to cum?
>>40903494Her daughters that ghost her want all of her attention
>>40902526
>>40904718Ha, Zipp's expression
>>40887385Do you think Zipp and Pipp usually calls Sunny mom because of this?
>>40905457Yes. She is the one cleaning and making everyone's meals, being with Haven just reinforces the feeling
>>40878192>It's cute how Pipp is clearly very much her mother's childPOWER BALLAD TIME
>>40905773That has to be about her husband
>Hi Queen Haven! I mean ... Your Majesty!>Oh, Sunny, please. Call me 'Your Majesty, Queen Haven'.
Royalty does not belong on page 10.
>>40907424Agreed
>>40908689
>>40909076This is the ideal queenly body
>>40906717I love their banter and interactions
>>40907424Why are all the messy manes of g5 so hot
>>40878192I am only now noticing that Pipp has a similar hairstyle to her mom, and her coat color is closer to her mom's coat color (whereas Zipp is just completely white).
>>40910905That's strange because the streaks remind me of Zipp's mane, and if Zipp made her hair lay on the side instead of sticking up like a fauxhawk it'd look like her mom's mane.
>>40910774Because you can see the dirt and grime so much more easily, and how Haven's been on a hard journey but nothing will slow her down. In a word, it shows how determined she is.
>>40911416I didn't even notice the dirt t b h
>>40879791
>>40911905Is that the "Gumball Face"
>>40912542
>>40912968Yes it is! It's a compliment
I want to experience her "Pony Love"
>>40914915Zipp should have been a little taller.
>>40915473I think it would've been hilarious if Pipp was taller than Zipp while they were fillies
Phony pony full of baloney
>>40880587A good end for once
Haven not using a phone well is a funny recurring joke
>>40897225Haven's hooves mog Zipp's
>>40916582Cute bug!
>>40918886Don't let her sting you. The whimsy particles in her venomous stinger is lethal
You know Cloud Puff is probably at least 15 years old.
>>40919505Vape Clouds don't age.
>Haven is going to marry Alphabittle>Misty will become her stepdaughter>Misty will get the throneLetting a unicorn become the queen of ZH is going to tarnish Haven's legacy unless Misty ascends to alicornhood.
>>40918886"lol", said the scorpion
>>40920125Would you let the Sunnypion ride on your back?
>>40920787yeah she's too cute to say no
>>40920787>ride on my backI'd be more worried about her other stinger if you know what I mean.
>>40882817To be fair, ALL the animal designs in G5 are god-awful and lazy. They just designed something easy to render with CGI...animals do not look like that.
>>40921625I think it's pretty obvious that they're going for a cute, stylised look that translates well to plastic models if needed. If anything, hyper-realistic CGI critters would be weird + jarring when contrasted with the ponies.>>40914915Shame they kind of swept Zipp's princess lessons under the rug. I really hope they do a 'gotta do what you gotta do' / 'this is growing up' thing with her.
munch munch
>>40922482In Futurequestria, fancy cheese is produced orally by mature mares & stallions.
>>40922989It'd taste even better if they were ruminants
>>40923604Imagine keeping the queen clean
Haven kissing you and making Zipp and Pipp annoyed!
>>40924075Why would they be annoyed?
>>40924726Just watch the damn show, it's literally a plot point and I'm not in the mood to spoonfeed.
One of the funniest mym episodes
>>40912961Funny
>>40924793Anon.. I do watch the show, I know Alphabittle is fucking the queen and her daughters are pissy! I know Queen Haven isn't allowed to cum.
>>40925530Haven is a literal cukquean? No wonder she gets along with Misty
>>40874381Alphabittle's decor sucks
Wonder if we'll see Haven in the special
>>40927935>"Daughters! I need to cum and I need to cum right now! Do you know how swollen my clit is from lack of touch?! It's like a grown man's thumb!--What ever that is.."
>>40927949How can her daughters be so cruelhouse?
>>40921625The birds are fun, bunniecorns not so much. Should've worked within the constraints of their 3d skilsl and used pega-snails instead
Shopping with the queen
Windswept
>>40884912The most kinder dungeon ever. Our queen is silly.
>>40929969ooh, she looks so sexy with side laid mane
>>40930331I need a pic of Sunny Starscout and Ricky from Trailer Park Boys discussing the best & worst places to get locked up in Equestria and Nova Scotia.While they're both sitting in jail.
These two
>>40930883One of the best pairing ship ever!
>>40931413It just works, for some reason.
>>40930354Our queen always looks nice
>>40930365Oddly specific
Mussed chance for a pony--shaped cup
>>40932928Well, they've both been in jail a lot.I might try it when I get home. Background will be easy at least.
>>40933809What?
>>40934336That'd be great. Go for it!
>>40934336But don't burn yourself out
Haven's been drinking tea for 3 weeks, she's insatiable
>>40935986
>>40936617Imagine the smell
>>40929969Zipbros... why does our queen look less like the queen here? Is Pipp gunna take over?
>>40937629Zipp looks more like a daredevil tomboy. Is that a bad thing? And her stepdaughter Misty will be queen
>>40936617So smug
>>40874381I just realized her necklace is supposed to symbolize mountains.
>>40878857What a heavy burden
Haven's god-tier genes
Haven strikes me as a rooibos mare
>>40941260Do not bully the Queen.She's for flirting with so she gets all flustered and "but I'm too old for you"
>>40942346Maybe that was Haven after escaping in the movie
>>40939852When you put it together can she finally.... You know?
>>40943225Im puzzled can she what?
>>40943282Fuck and Cum
>>40942346I don't think Haven would be that annoyed by a younger lover. Look how gracefully she's aged as a mother of two compared to the g4 ponies in the finale
Do you prefer Haven being a good cook, or a bad cook?
>>40944694She's a bad cook and says as much herself.
>>40945245That's what I thought
>>40947247She looks like she's in a prison yard
I want a Zephyr Bite
>>40944694Oh my god, they're both cute but damn that Zipp I just can't stand it hnnnngggg.
>>40947582She's doing her time for being a phoney pony full of baloney.
>>40948181I can't believe Haven bought Zipp stockings like that for her birthday
I never watched G5 so I gotta ask. Is Hitch gay?
>>40948935why don't you watch and find out, secondary
>>40948945So... That's a yes. Okay got it.
Are we being raided? Lots of shills lately, and they're so obvious and low quality now.
>>40948935No. They'll probably keep it ambiguous. His first VA was straight, but his second one is gay so that may be why you think that. Gay voice is definitely.
>>40948979I wish I was paid to express my love of Queen Haven
>>40949637Why Hitch's VA look like Private Pyle?
>>40950599they don't look even remotely similar. what kind of paint have you been drinking lately, anon
>>40950906Haven is making a defensive gesture! She'll bite if Sunny moves closer
>>40951685That is some adorable paneling
>>40950599Not even close
>>40951685I'm so glad g5 has family moments like this with parents
>>40953413>family moments with parentsAgreed, it's something G4 completely failed at.Each set of M6 parents got only one episode and in those they were either the source of the problem or background furniture.Often, when the situation called for a parent the writers stupidly shoehorned a sister into the role. I never understood that. The show is targeted at little girls...are parents not an important part of the lives of little kids?
>>40953524>He doesn't know kids become independent at 8.When I was 12 I was the manager for a bagel factory and my employees loved me, I never led them astray, when I was 16 I already had worked 5 different managerial positions, now I'm retired at the ripe old age of 22.
>>40953524Agreed. Rarity and Twilight, in particular, had really anemic and bad relationships with their parents
>>40950906
>>40954286Mortifying
>>40938779Best ship that come out from this series.
>>40955131It works well. Sunny needs an older mare in her life
>>40948935He's not straight, that's for sure. But even if he liked mares, his entire character is Dragon Dad and the mares treat him like another mare, so it's not like it matters.
>>40955748It wasn't always like this
>>40954106>really anemic and bad relationships with their parentsI wouldn't go that far.Rarity forgets her parents had scheduled a vacation and needed her to watch SB.Twilight's parents got suckered by a character that had already successfully suckered FS.Neither of these things imply a bad relationship.They do imply bad writing, but the writers were always crap at their jobs. S1-S9, Hasbro/DHX never invested much into skillful writing.
>>40956951I'm not saying their relationships were "bad". They were bad in the sense that they were simply there, and rarely touched upon
>>40957857I am saying the writers were "bad". They were bad in the sense that they were simply there at the bus station in Vancouver, and rarely touched upon because they smelled of urine & methamphetamines'.Hasbro hired a bunch of homeless people to write G4 because it was the cheapest possible option and they never gave any fucks about the screenwriting.
>>40958587I bet she was a wild rocker in her youth, a tomboy Pipp
>>40958150Look aUp 'cattle calling' writers sometime. Pretty standard practice since the 70s and 80s
She's been drinking tea for a whole month now
>>40959897All makes sense now
>>40954265Peacocking? I like the term
>>40899877Sunny is starving for a mother figure. Kind of sad.
Haven? More like Hesven
Fuck I meant heaven
>>40874381nothing like a little morning sippy
>>40964264Anything to keep you going, honestly
>>40947247why its looking like a terminator refence
>>40965389I was thinking the same thing, Haven's about to get rocked by an atomic blast
>>40966250She warned Pipp abouting too much broccoli casserole.
>>40966687Pipp was never going to heed those warnings
>>40964264And afternoon. And night
>>40930883She needs a mom badly
No Haven in the special
Maybe we'll see her engage in seapony diplomacy one day
Gimme some
Younger Haven?
>>40972074>Everycreature
>>40972493Based Zipp not liking her mother trying to appeal to the lowest denominator
>>40969623>I will gladly contribute my sperm to Queen Haven's vagina to help produce a perfect heir.
I want to see Haven in a flash mob
I prefer iced tea
>>40973648Aw, I was hoping to see Jazz and Rocky together.
>>40975132I wanted to see Posey in the last shot
>>40975132Same
>>40973648If only the special had been about the back row
>>40973648Is that another contest-winner on the back row and to the right?
>>40976594No, that's Blaze with an alternate manestyle.
>>40889067I like how this endearing, relatable character bit was a running gag through the series.
>>40976601Her name is Flare and the rainbow ruined her hot hairdo
>>40977088The rainbow is lame but the style is sizzling
>>40977728Misty is responsible for that rainbow dye
>>40977741But not the style itself
Misty's relationship with Haven is a pale shadow of Sunny and Haven. But since they're pushing the stepdaughter angle we'll have to deal with the latter.
>>40958587pony love, pony love
>>40980691Haven was one milky mare
>>40980691Does Zipp get aroused by breastfeeding?(It's more common than you think)
>>40981403She likes the bonding. She loves the affection. She loves the feeling of a mouth on her teat.
>>40874381Take a sweet sip, my lady..
>>40982309Mom's gonna freak...
>>40980121Definitely about her husband
>>40958150Makes sense
Our queen is swift
Our queen is strong
>>40958587am the queen finally cummed?
>>40986103She is cummed
>>40981403Looks like it
>>40986665i'am glad for she, her deserves to cumm.
>>40987238It caused quite the cummotion at ZH. But the queen was in a much better mood the next day.
>>40875055>>40890350People call her the 'boomare', but in reality, since G5 is set in roughly the present, Haven was likely born between '75-'80, if we assume Pipp is 18 and Zipp is 21.
>>40987808>Haven was likely born between '75-'80so about '44-49,
>>40987808Now I want to see 90s Haven dressed like a Saved By The Bell character
>60 threads out of the 150 on this board have been made within the past 2 days We're being raided
QueenHaven Celestia-tier genetic
>>40989681Back when her kids didn't run away from her...
>>40989709Because she was young enough able to catch them
>>40989709Because she was young enough to catch them
>>40889067Fucking diamonds
>>40989790They also emotionally flee from her
>*gets bumped into*>"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNH---HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNH!!!" *SOUND OF A SPRAY HOSE*>"TOWELS ZEHYRINA--PIPP STOP RECORDING!!!"
>>40990612...Oops
>>40990612>>40991007>.....Queen finally cumm.......>The prophecies came true! >A golden age awaits Equestria.
bump
>>40990612Imagine the smell
>>40991618>The prophecies came true!>And so did the queen
>>40992061
>>40874381HOW CAN SHE SHLORP?!
>>40971546>this fucking mouth style
>>40950599Heeeeeeeyyy Jooooker!!
>>40992061Funny
>>40992668With her tongue. That's how Zipp got her hose-drinking skills
>*SOUND OF A SPRAY HOSEFunny
Bumping into the Queen at the supermarket!Getting drenched! In tea.
>>40994920This picture sucks because it's unrealistic, Pipp and Zip would NEVER sleep with Haven, other than that I like it, it's cute.
>>40995175They would when there's a thunderstorm and they think an evil unicorn is in their rooms.
>>40992550They all have different faces. All of them, look at the shape.
>>409961691. Opaline is still alive2. A tree did it
>>40994387What kind of tea?
>>40996892Birthday Cake tea.
>>40998028Look at how aroused she is doing paperwork
>>40999279Wouldn't you be? When I sign an official form, I get rock hard.
>>40998502Who needs a tiara when you have a crown braid?
>>40997649>those lips unf
>>41002056Age gap yuri is so fucking hot.
>>41002056Sunny and the mother she never had
>>40992550Misty looks especially disturbed here
>>40875049Love her tooth bite
>Youlove oldmares,don'tyou?
>>41004659Youlove oldmares,don'tyou?
>>41004659I sure do
>>41005032She's looking fancy here
I wonder what the queen smells like
>>40876567Zipp had the right to be angry at Haven for replacing her dad with a bartender
>>41004659>>41004663>love oldmaresDoing the math...Haven is probably younger than I am.Fuck.
>>41007293You're 40?
>>41007293
>>41007956Yes, but I refuse to believe Queen Haven is. Don't do this to me. She's gotta be 50 or something, right?
>>41009184Zipp is 17, Haven had her when she was 16.Brah even if Haven had Zipp at 21 that leaves her at 38 years old.
>>40874381A literal cum-guzzling queen.
>>41009184Would.
>>41009553I'm going to murder you
>>41008952Hey this is a really cute expression, why did it take mym so long to start doing that again? Chapters 1 and 2 were so dull compared to that
>>41010009They had a really compressed schedule to make everything from scratch and had mostly new voice actors. It did take them a while to get good.
>>41009709Bring friends.
>>41009553wtf I love Haven now
Haven needs a female friend her age
Her daughter is little red riding Zipp
Forgot my image
She needs a scene spanking Pipp
>>41012941And Zipp! With a big paddle
>>4101351>>41012941Is there any doubt that Haven tanned both of their rears, numerous times, throughout their fillyhoods?Even now, as ambiguously aged young adults they both cringe when Queen Mom raises her voice. I'll bet their rears tighten up, just as a reflex.
>>41013613Maybe she even threw shoes at them or a little.smack with a wooden spoon
>>41013890She seems like a manebrush kind of Mom to me.It happened so often Pipp got a brush endorsement.
>>41014380I wonder if she named her brush like Opaline
>>41013613>those lipsunf
>YOU DID WHAT?!?!
>>41015851>uh, it’s not what it looks like!
>>41013890La chancla…
>>41016457What is she doing under those sheets?
>>41016948"Sleeping in"
>>41014849>named her brush like OpalineMisty still cringes when she hears it.
>>41017229Instead of cringing, we could have an episode where Misty calls something gertrude and gets over that trauma instead of always crying
>>41016998I should join her
>>40958150Man, Haven's dungeon is way better than Celestia's
>>41018958>*whisper* Haven'sdungeon used for different purpose
>>41019237Go on. What went down in Haven's kinderdungeon?
>>41019798>what happens in Haven's kinderdungeon stay in Haven's kinderdungeon
>>41020413Well now I really have to know!
>>41016457>"Both hooves above the sheets young Mare"
>>41021639She's reaching!
>>40988837God-tier genes
>>40994920Momma pig and her little one
>>41022607And big littl'un
>>41023432Ruined by farting
>>41023916Imagine those cute grunts
>>40902595At least she didn't get any fuck into her eyes
>>40884108I miss her glasses
does queen haven gargle alphabittles cum?
>>41025228She gargles his tea
