April Fool's editionPrevious thread: >>40845160
>>40956155>Posts a trannyWTF? Why?
>>40956155now here's a real april fools joke kek
>>40956162April fools, Anon!
This is terrible.
Hi new thread!11
Boop
>>40957479HONK!
>>40956155gay
>>40958482ur cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27I7J15Evc
Ponketti
>>40968888nice quads, thanks for the free gif for my epileptic friends btw
>>40967629
>>40971033>"i showed you my party cannon nonny, please respond"
>>40968888I saw that singular frame of porn and I can even identify the specific piece.
>>40974703
why doesn't hattsy hang around here?
I want to pet her.
>>40976336cute
>>40976336Bros, I think she's winking for me!
>>40975410waifu threads are just art repost generals
https://youtu.be/0VTSnY2oPSI
https://youtu.be/9Dplxj0yQtk
>>40980959>No Pinkie! >My spine is still recovering from our last cuddle time!
>>40978737Someone is gonna die?
>SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP SHLORP
>>40982139Ring ring ring ring ring bananaponkhttps://files.catbox.moe/zllgwj.mp4
>>40982244pink dog
>>40982544Best dog
>>40984590
https://youtu.be/NUwcNtHtL_I
Fresh from the drawthread
>>40987349What does the number "3" mean?
>>40987556It's from the original image.
>>40956162>can't go one second without thinking about them>triggered by the colors on the pantyhoseHow did trannies become so powerful on 4chan?
>>40985028>>40984590Look at that booty
bump
>>40987349>>40987593>ponkratsIntredasting concept
>>40988635>for about a week, you've been hearing strange rustling in the walls of your house>you didn't pay much attention to it at first, but then sugar started to go missing, sometimes as much as half a pack>one day during cleanup, you stumble upon several small brown pellets on the kitchen floor"Well, isn't that just great.">as you reach down to pick them up with a piece of paper, you realize something>no earthly creature leaves droppings this angular>a familiar smell reaches your nostrils>can it be..."...No, this is stupid.">so you do a stupid thing and pop one of the weird crumbs in your mouth, prepared to instantly regret it"Chocolate.">they are, in fact, chocolate chips>you don't even have them in the house>after some consideration, you put the rest of the chips in the center of the kitchen table>whatever's infesting your house must eventually come back for the lost goods>as the sun goes down, you turn off the lights in the entire house and wait for your prey in the kitchen closet like a true hunter>you almost doze off before, finally, the familiar rustling jolts you awake>through a crack in the door, you see a small shape make its way from somewhere near the fridge all the way to the table>it's hard to see in the dark, but the thing is really fluffy for a rat, and~>*boing* *boing* *boing*>and also rats don't usually know how to parkour up furniture>completely dumbfounded, you almost forget why you're here>now or never>swinging the closet door open, you flip on the lights, blinding the rodent, then snatch it from the table before it can flee>as your own eyes get used to the light, you slowly open your palm, still holding your catch with two fingers"Alright now, let's see what~">weakly struggling against your grip is a tiny pink horse"The hell?..">as you stare on in complete stupor, trying to process the weird sight, it looks back at you in clear fear>maybe it's just the huge expressive eyes, but there is something very human about this look"What are you?">*squeak*>well, it was worth a try"A mouse horse, huh.">this one was just thinking aloud, but...>*squeak*"...Can you understand me?">there is no squeaking this time>then the tiny horse nods once>once again, you're at a loss for words>*squeak*>you realize you've been holding your night visitor in a rather uncomfortable position this whole time and carefully lower it into the palm of your other hand, feeling as it tests the new surface gingerly with its minuscule hooves and circling around it a couple times before sitting down, giving you full attention"So, uh... you're the one who's been taking my sugar, huh?">the pink pony looks down at its hooves, as if feeling guilty, then looks back at you and nods>that's one mystery solved, so what now?"...Ah, what the hell.">you take a sugarcube out of the already mangled pack and put it down on the table, then set the pony down next to it
>>40989027"Knock yourself out. Just try not to leave stuff lying around next time, okay?">the tiny pink horse looks at you, then at the sugarcube, then nods furiously>a (relatively) huge grin forming on its face dispels your remaining doubts of just how intelligent the creature is>it's also infectious enough that you find yourself smiling back>the rat-sized pony quickly gathers the coveted chocolate chips under one of its forelegs, one chip disappearing in its mouth immediately, then does the same to the sugar>for obvious reasons, it then flops forwards onto the table, attempting to scoot along using only its back legs>you can't help but chuckle at the silly sight"Alright, how about I help?">taking the sugarcube, you lean down and put it on the floor next to the fridge, where you presume the tiny horse's hiding hole is located>you're not sure how a tiny horse could bite a hole through a house wall, but then again, it is a fairly cheap house"Here you go, little one. Cone down and take your~">as you raise your gaze, you are greeted by a whole constellation of glistening eyes looking at you from under the refrigerator"...Hi.">*squeak*>this time, several voices squeak in unison>slowly, a herd of tiny pink ponies step out of the dark, inching towards the sweet treat you offered"Y-yeah. You go ahead. It's yours.">something softly lands on your shoulder>the pony you caught before, still holding the chips in one foreleg, carefully makes its way down your arm, then turns around and gives you another beaming smile>this time its teeth are covered in chocolate"See you around... I guess.">the pony gives your hand the smallest of nuzzles before hopping down to the floor>then, as quickly as they appeared, the entire herd dissolve in the dark space under the fridge>sometimes your friends call you a slob>truth is, you're just afraid to vacuum the house, now that you know you're not the only one living here>at least now no one leaves crumbs around anymore>you still hear weird sounds from time to time, and sometimes pots and pans can be heard clanging in the kitchen>you pay no mind to it though and even learned to sleep through it>especially since you know that every time that happens, you can expect a plate of chocolate chip cookies on your table in the morning>hopefully you'll see these tiny horses again soon>you can swear one of them watches you sleep sometimes>it's oddly comforting
>>40989130I wish I had mini pinkies in my walls. I would build a tiny amusement park for them.Cute green.
love this bitch like you wouldnt believe
Pinkie Pie style!
Did another Ponk
>>40990657
>>40990680kek, didn't even notice the horse at first
>>40991952Adorable.
>!)
>>40994294I want to wash the hornse
>>40994294sinkie pie
>>40993297Stole this image for the wallpaper, thanks.
>>40994341>wait, i have an image for this!
>>40994734Ponk in the sonk!
>>40994734
Pronking is not something I knew had a nameespecially didn't know it's something quadrupeds could actually do irl
>>40994941i can hear this image
>>40998401>"You better tread lightly, mister. I have friends in high places."
Ponk
>>41000644Heh.
>>40988635Celebrating yet another birthday bash.
>>41003048Sweet penk pony!
>>41004402Adorable
>>40956155I love this picture of her so much
>>40976336whats the occasion?
>>41008347She's beautiful.
Pinkie Pie is my current fantasy.
>>41008930why did they make her so fucking hot
>>41008930That's a good fantasy.
>>41008930Jesus that is HOT
boop
I've got Pinkie!
>>41011860Nice Ponk, Nonny!
>>41014454she doesn't know that I'm about to sneak up behind her and snuggle her
>>41017199hehehe cute
bro is dead
im obsessed with her
>>41021684>cyberponkHopefully she got that chrome out of choice
Pengkoe Piow
>>41023200Oddly hot.
>>41019416>Your name is Pinkie Pie—>And you are here to bounce!>Bounce on the bouncy castle made of yummy gummy atop the clouds of cotton candy!>Everything here is super delicious! *Dreamily* delicious—if you know what I mean!>And that's not even the best part!>The *best* part is that Anon is here, too!>He's bouncing on the bouncy castle; you're bouncing on the bouncy castle—and you're both having a swell time!>And that's not all!>Do you know what the best part of bouncing in a bouncy castle made of yummy gummy is?>You can bounce on it…AND you can eat it!>So…>You do!>You bounce super high into the sky, and then as you descend back to the gummy goodness—you face straight downwards and open wiiide…>And then you take a big ol' bite!>And then another!>And then another!>And so on!>You taste lime, blueberry, cherry, raspberry, blackcurrant, blurpleberry…>It's all super duper delicious!>But—oh.>It's *all* super duper delicious—you ate it all.>Now you have no bouncy castle."Aw…">"It's alright, Pinkie," Anon says. "We may have lost the bouncy castle, but we still have each other.">!!!>He's right!"You're right!">Anon—in all of his rightly rightness—sits down on the cloud and gently pats his lap while smiling at you.>And you know what that means!>You spring into the air, performing a triple backflip into a quadruple alternating side roll into a quintuple front flip—>And, with your Pinkie-trademark giggle, you gracefully land head-first onto Anon's lap.>Okay, so you *might* have only been able to do those Dashie-approved tricks because this is a dream world and all…>But you're getting *pretty* good at doing the exact same thing in real life, too!>Oh! You're lying on Anon's lap now.>Using one of those hands of his, he slowly rubs your belly—it makes you feel super tickly and giggly.>While he rub-a-dub-dubs, you're looking ahead, so you can see the delicious-looking cotton candy clouds that lie underneath the both of you.>You *kinda* want to know what the clouds taste like…>But you also know that you can't do that—or else you'll fall!>Hm…>Does it hurt if you fall onto the ground in a dream?>What if you just bounce straight back up—>*Scritch scritch*"Oooh…">Nonny…>He's doing that thing with his fingers—>The thing where he rubs the spot just behind your ears.>And it feels so good…>Really good.>Really relaxing.>You could…you could fall asleep to this.>But hey, wait a minute, aren't you already in a dream?>What happens if you fall asleep while sleeping?>Do you unsleep? Or do you double sleep?>Sleep sleep?>Well whatever it is, you're about to find out.>Because you can feel your eyes drooping shut as you…mm…>Sleepy… Dreamy sleepy…
>>41024011>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*"Whuh—whuh—whoa!">That's not sleep—that's not sleep at all!>That's the ring-a-ding-ding of the alarm clock zippity zapping your body like that one time you tried to eat a zap apple right off the tree!>Alarm clock, electric shock—you're back in the realm of the waking!>You give the clock a quick *bap* to bop the *beeps!*>Phew…>What time is it?>Pinkie's peepers—exit stage left…"Six…six a.m., huh?">That's what the clock reads, anyway!"Whew! What a night, right, Nonny?">You wiggle around to face the other side of the bed and—>Anon's not there.>Anon's not anywhere.>It's just you in your bed."Anon?">Where did he go?>He was here just a moment ago! And he was right there in your dream!>Not only that, but you were cuddling with him right when you both went to sleep—you're sure of it!>Unless…oh no…>Was that part just a dream as well?>If Anon isn't here…what if that means he was just a figment of your imagination this entire time?>The more you think on it—the more it makes sense.>When you think about how he'd always greet you with a smile no matter when or where you'd surprise him;>How he'd always call you "best pony" whenever the two of you were together;>Or how he'd always be able to make time to play with you, regardless of what he was doing—>You realise that it was all so very convenient for you. Too convenient.>How could somepony like that ever truly exist?>Of course. Anon was never real. How silly of you to think otherwise.>It all makes perfect sense now.>And yet…and yet…>The tears won't stop flowing.
>>41024014>You are Anonymous, and you are currently finishing up in the bathroom after your bladder had suddenly phoned home for an early morning emergency.>You had heard the ringing of the alarm clock a few moments ago, so it must have just passed six.>With the reservoir now blissfully drained, you step out into the hallway and make your way back to bed.>As you draw closer to your bedroom door, you hear a curious noise coming from the other side—>It's the sound of sad sniffling.>Opening your bedroom door, you step inside your room and take a look around.>You see Pinkie Pie sitting on your bed, and—ah.>She's in full "Pinkamena" mode—as you've come to know it.>Her hair is straightened; her colours are dulled; and you can hear a sad saxophone mysteriously playing from somewhere that you can't see."Pinkie?">Her ears perk up as she jerks her head up to look at you.>"N-nonny?""You alright? Just went to, uh…">You trail off as you see her pupils grow to shaky saucepans while her mouth morphs into a wobbly waveform.>"Nonny!">Your body instinctively tenses at her voice—and that's the only reaction you're able to make before the pink cannonball herself suddenly slams into your front and knocks you flat onto your butt.>Pinkie stands over your lain form, her blue eyes awash with tears.>"ImissedyousomuchIthoughtIlostyouforeverandIwassosadbecauseyouweren'ttherewhenIwokeupandIthoughtyouwerejustadreamand—">Unable to get a word in, you simply smile and nod at this silly pony.>She does this every single time that she wakes up without you.Pinkie is silly
>>41024017Nice read, thanks writechad.
>>41024150This reminds me of the "particle trapped in a box probem". Is a Pinkie Pie's energy continuous or quantized?
god why is she so fucking hot
>>41025693She's pink.
>>41027110My wife <3
>>40956162>>41021373
>>41028869OP of that thread here, unfortunately I still have an unhealthy addiction to her.
Pinkie Pie is my wife
>>41029967Penk
sex with pinkie's hair
>>41031529Bigger.
ponk :)
i want this pony to force me to cum three or more times in a row
>>41032295Same
Ponk goin' up
IWTCIPP
>>41033455So soft fluffy ears
>>41034206I'm going to put a baby in you
>>41034218Wut
>>41024017That was fucking cool. Thanks, m8.
>>41036584>no hooves
>>41037112I want to put my head between her hind hooves.
>>41036148>Ponko invents the clown nose
>>41039056Cute
>10
>>41041562Is this Latina Ponk or Gypsy Ponk?
>>41041791More gypsy than latina.
https://youtu.be/8C0DukozIYs?si=5c1YlYtUi7TjFRpE
