This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>40853355Topics discussed:>more glimmy love and more bangs glimmy love>So do you think all the colts and fillies in the village were born there or did they just move with their parents? >>40859319>lots and lots of glimbutt>Discussion on Starlight's place in the show >>40866363>Princess Starlight wants to turn you immortal! What do? >>40874341>Similarities between Starlight and Trixie >>40890054>Previous OP steps down. Thank you for all of your hard work! Stay Glimmy! >>40907006>If EQG Starlight got a geode what would she get? >>40918300>Happy Starlight day! >>40922368>Why is she called Poochie? >>40925599>glimmy's favourite music >>40925757>villain vs reformed glimmy >>40926767>anon gets glimpilled >>40945858 >>40949465 >>40950086>What if Glim was your mom? >>40940834>anon goes unanswered >>40958785>winding down Music composed:>angsty teenage glimmy sings>>40913696https://files.catbox.moe/wnow7o.wavArt created:>mspaint glimmyhttps://files.catbox.moe/lqmksu.png>>40900166>bangs glimmy grabbing anon's ballshttps://files.catbox.moe/macb97.png>>40904302>non-bangs glimmy also grabbing anon's ballshttps://files.catbox.moe/zafp62.png>>40917349>Glimmy eats a pomegranatehttps://files.catbox.moe/91kv2e.png>>40941083Edits conjured:>preggy glimmyhttps://files.catbox.moe/0wx5xi.png>>40884849 >>40926248 40926274>bouncy glimmy butthttps://files.catbox.moe/ucn75m.gif>>40920932 >>40920935 >>40920952>g5 glimmyhttps://files.catbox.moe/6ck9ia.png>>40954819 >>40940401>starlight and the blade of banalityhttps://files.catbox.moe/tpei4h.png>>40954832Greens authored:>"Double Glimmy" by Glimbrain>Glimmy and Glimmy (from the past) team up to drain Anon's balls.>>40952436>"Our Love" by Glimbrain>Anon spends a comfy morning with his marefriend who also happens to be the leader of a cult.>>40910042>"She's Got Wings" by Glimbrain>Starlight's an Alicorn! Now she needs to learn how to use her wings.>>40893266Titbits scribbled:"A Matter of Teleportation">Anon tries teleportation>>40870021"Seasonal Quiddities">Anon helps Starlight with a seasonal itch>>40878858>Starlight on the snuggy time grind>>40905387"Tuft Stuff">Starlight has a big tuft>>40920849"A Timely Adjustment">Starlight makes a quick adjustment in the past>>40923659"Healing">Starlight goes to Anon after a friendship lesson goes horribly wrong>>40931114Legacy archive: https://ponepaste.org/7897
>>40961895Some selected fanfics and greens: [NEW GREENS: 3]"Double Glimmy" by Glimbrain (*NEW*)>Glimmy and Glimmy (from the past) team up to drain Anon's balls.https://ponepaste.org/9913"Our Love" by Glimbrain (*NEW*)>Anon spends a comfy morning with his marefriend who also happens to be the leader of a cult.https://ponepaste.org/9847"She's Got Wings" by Glimbrain (*NEW*)>Starlight's an Alicorn! Now she needs to learn how to use her wings.https://ponepaste.org/9833Public? Sexo by jrudiehttps://ponepaste.org/8717"Can I stay in your house?" by Marehouse>Looking to escape her troubles at home, Starlight seeks refuge at Anon's place.https://ponepaste.org/7456"Starry Darling" by Climaclysm>Starlight Glimmer's parents discuss a recent incident she had with another foal in town.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/516675/starry-darlingThe Pink In Pinko by HK-47>Anonymous is locked up in Our Town by Starlight Glimmer, who tries and fails to convert him. He converts her by way of dicking the communism out of her.https://ponepaste.org/505Some essential fanfics and greens:Collection of shorts from Starlight threads:https://ponepaste.org/7268>It's easy to shake off regrets when you don't know how better it could have turned out. But, what if..https://www.fimfiction.net/story/411078/the-book-of-might-have-beens"Because I Choose To" by Mercury>A very influential and iconic SPG story. part 1 - https://ponepaste.org/2560part 2 - https://ponepaste.org/2561"Glimglam doth Flimflam the Green Man" by Empty_Philosopher>It's a whirlwind of insane goofs between Anonymous and Starlight Glimmer in this one-of-a-kind adventure that uses it's green medium expertly.https://pastebin.com/u/Empty_Philosopher~~*Bins:Grim's pastebin>Writing with his heart more than with his hand, Grim's short stories radiate warmth, spark joy, evoke nostalgia and cause heart attacks.>Deftly tugging on our heartstrings with his slice of life stories and drawings, this multitalented individual lures out and then intensifies all of our love for shy, sweet Starlight.https://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponkakarwler's ponepaste>karwler's midnight scribbles are weird, arousing, heart-warming, dark, playful with their medium and often times all of the above at once.>Inspirations stemming from his bittersweet longing for the lavender mare, he reflects the everyday daydreamy state of a glimmera.https://ponepaste.org/user/karwlerGlimbrain's ponepaste>A cuddlebug packed with witty remarks, Glimbrain's sweetly endearing (and devilishly playful) Starlight has made me fall in love all over again.>Clever twists and lively characters are signature skills of this incredibly talented individual. We can only muster a humble 'Thank you!' for all the sweet, sweet glimgreens he has spoiled us with.https://ponepaste.org/user/Glimbrain~~*Unlisted List>Titles and links of damaged stories or otherwise unfinished works of pony literature.https://ponepaste.org/5554
First for Glimbutt
>>40961904First time OPing. Hope it went alright
Yay more Glimmy love!
>>40961914You did good son, you did good.
>>40961914Oh dude, great work
Thank you new OP! New beginnings, same old /glim/my love!
>>40961914Good job!
>>40961895>>40961904>didn't list the most important new green of allhttps://ponepaste.org/9914
Kiss Glimmy
>>40962400Kiss her butt. Kiss her hoofsies. Kiss teats. Kiss her coat all over. Kiss her snoofa.
>>40963486kek, brilliant
>>40963486>horsewizardart
>>40961914>first time OPing>does such a good job on posting all the info and story linksanon i was litterally just thinking about how all fucking general threads should be like this before i even saw this postur doin great anon dont u worry
>>40961914>>40964499>Write greens>Wind up writing lots of Glimmer content despite not intending to>Still not on the Glim thread OP>mfwThough I must say the OP is one of the most cohesive ones on the board. On par with the CHAG and PPP ones with how it highlights the last thread. Definitely an excellent job, can't wait to see what I missed.
>>40964839You may not know but OP is new to it this thread and missing your works was almost certainly not an intended slight.
>>40964955I know, I saw the last OP saying goodbye. I was making a joke cause I wasn't there either.
>>40963486I love these two silly ponies.
>>40964839Mmm, you Crooked Ironsights perchance?I avoided pinning his stuff 'cause it's generally not focused on Glimmer. E.g. "Sheltered Dawn" is about Luster Dawn, leaving Starlight as a supporting character; "PSPPPotS" is herdfaggy, not necessarily fit for a waifu thread etc.Some of the other greens I need to check out. Or rather, the new OP could.And if you're not CI, then please, do point out your glimmygreens.
>>40965095Hope I didn't offend, was merely trying to clarify.
>>40965117I love these two mares>>40965163>spoilerM-maybe... Yeah, it is I! Crooks!>generally not focused on Glimmer>leaving Starlight as a supporting characterI can see that. Didn't intend for her to be restricted to that. It's told through her perspective for the most part and it'll be entirely driven by her actions.>not necessarily fit for a waifu threadThis is a satisfactory answer, that makes a lot of sense why I didn't see anything linked before.>Some of the other greens I need to check outI have a couple Glimmer centric ones. Ones a one-shot. One is something I plan to expand on. I swear, I'm retarded. I get ambitious and wind up overwhelming myself. But since the herdfag story wouldn't be appreciated, I'm glad I held off on moving it here. Wouldn't want to invade and derail. I'll just make a new thread for it. I need to finish these so I can move onto more waifus.
>>40962073GIWTWM
Why? Why are the innocent punished?
>>40966455Why the sacrifice? Why the pain?
>>40966459There aren't any promises. Nothing's certain.
>>40966463Only that some get called, some get saved.
>>40966467She won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind.
>>40966467average internal monologue of anon called for glimmy fart chair duty
>>40966472We commit these glimmys to the void... with a glad heart.
>>40966479For within each seed, there is the promise of a flower.
>>40966483And within each death, no matter how big or small, there's always a new life. A new beginning. Amen.
I sure do love low effort DALL-E images that don't even look like Glim complete with copy/pasted GPT outputs being spammed.Because that's what our waifu deserves, apparently.
If EQG had continued, do you wish it would've introduced human Starlight? If so, how do you think she should have been handled?
>>40967233Not sure if I'd like her human counterpart introduced, but I guess if it has to happen then maybe it can be a feud between both human Starlight and Sunset counterparts about running for class president or running some school activity, and the real Starlight and Sunset have to mend it in a funny way by pretending to be one another and tricking them into becoming friends somehow without ever revealing themselves. Sounds kino now that I think about it.
>>40966711It's absolutely horrendous. I don't know what kind of person would think it's okay to dump 8 posts of this diarrhea multiple times.
>>40967891>"But like I'm finally creative because I can tell a machine what to do for me!">"I must share my creations!... that I had an AI make for me!"His thought process, probably.
>>40968180Poor widdle wuddites, getting run over by the wheels of progress
>>40968192The pictures were shit, AI or not + Spam.But it was obviously done on purpose.
Best manestyle, best mare, best but- I mean, bump.
glimmymmil6
>>40967435there's something about glimmy's obliviousness to the ice cream smeared across her face that hits me in the feelsshe's so full of joy that it doesn't even matter to herlook at that content smile, she's just satisfied in the most serene possible way
Starlight and Rumble should have at least once interacted sexually
Glumpy
>>40970648Starlight’s extensive Coltcon collection…
>>40970648
Glim!
>>40972462>drink coffee >tfw i immediately think of Glim
>>40972958I need this.
glump
>>40969209Would've been neat to see them interact.
>>40974791Agreed. Both had p
>>40975277>both had p
PAGE 10 GLUMP
For your wedding with Glimmy, who do you choose to be your best mare/stallion? Can't pick Trixie since she'll be her bridesmaid.
>>40978289I pick Spike, he and Glimmy have a good relationship and I'm sure if I was there the little dude would probably see me as a brother figure. Especially since I'd be around him all the time living with Glim in Twilight's Castle.
>>40978289Anonfilly
>>40979565Oh, that's interesting, what broke the green text line? The spoiler box or the spoiler box followed by the ':' ?
>>40978289>Best Stallion: Big Mac. Good friendo, dependable, and neutral with respect to any Ponyville dramas.>Wedding Organizer: Amethyst Star. Twilight deserves to just relax and enjoy the event.>Catering and Decorations: Pinkie Pie, of course.>Flower Arrangements: Roseluck, Daisy, and Lily Valley>Party Favors: Maud. Everybody gets some cool minerals.>Music: Octavia and her chamber ensamble, plus Vinyl for when the dancing starts going.>Dresses, tuxedos, and wedding night lingerie: Rarity and Sassy Saddles.>Photography: Spike. He would actually do a good job.>Officiating: Mayor Mare>Brides Maid: Trixie>Guests of Honor: Mane 6>Venue: Applejack family farm.
>>40979602Not sure. But, I can't get it to "unbreak".
>>40979604Mm, I like it, yeah. Might pick a different stallion but yeah.>Photography: SpikeI can almost see a filler episode with Spike trying to do a good job taking pictures while the pets and fillies make it difficult to the point where he thinks he did a horrible job but it all ends in a wholesome manner with all photos turning out fantastically.
heard you like AI glims, so I created some more
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>>40980312the space ones don't seem to come along so easily
>>40980319
>>40966474you called it, bro. philestines everywhere. into the fart chamber
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>>40980337another filthy commie
>>40980342that's it. later my glimps
And they wonder why we hate them
>>40980319Glimlet
>>40978289I wouldn't invite anyone, it would be private.
>>40981912Please only post images relating to Glimmy in the future, thanks
>>40980019>Spike photographer episodeIt's a good idea, Anon. Too bad you weren't on the writing staff. Could have been super kino/comfy.
>>40978289Dashie, she's best friend material. Also reminds me of one of my best friends.
Give me Glimmy
>>40982582Or give me death.
>>40980331Piglight Slobber
>>40980349Longnecklight Shortlegsmmer
board is zooming today
>>40984183I know, it’s scary... Hold me.
>>40984267we're all gonna make it, anon
>>40982339>she's best friend materialNot seeing it honestly.
>>40984902You need a certain disposition and sense of humor to really appreciate characters like Dash, Trixie, and Discord. What the average person sees as aggravating I see as endearing.My favorite qualities of Dash are her competitive spirit and especially her supportive nature; she always roots for you, has your back, and acknowledges whenever you do something cool.
>"Well, here it is," Starlight says as she leads you into a room.>But this isn't just *any* room.>You and Starlight are currently in Sire's Hollow—Starlight's home town.>And this room—it's her old bedroom.>And *what* an old bedroom it is.>"He really kept everything *exactly* how I left it… Haha…great…" you hear Starlight grumble.>The "He" in this case is her dad: Firelight, and the "great" is her limitless adoration towards her total time capsule of a bedroom.>It took no small amount of pleading to convince Starlight to let you in here, but seeing it now—it was undoubtedly worth the effort.>This place has been left completely untouched ever since Starlight set off on her questionable quest to "Fight The Power"—and then subsequently lose to "The Power" and become one of the pawns of "The Mare.">Dated posters of teenage idols line the dark blue walls alongside moody masks and other bygone baubles.>The window curtains are, of course, closed; partially shredded though they may be, they do the best they can to stymie those intrusive illuminating rays coming from that repugnant outside world.>The fuzzy carpet covering the floor is also dark blue; it takes you a good few seconds to confirm its colour, though, as it is absolutely littered with all sorts of teenage memorabilia:>Opened books, decorative skulls, fake eyeballs buckets of gemstones, a skateboard—and even a thick pair of boots in front of the bed.>Starlight Glimmer herself stands by the bedside, looking around; the corners of her mouth are sucked in as she awkwardly and internally reminisces about the state of her room."Gotta say, this room isn't anything like how I expected it.">She turns her head to you and huffs.>"Well, I *did* warn you.">You knew Starlight had a "past," but wow…>The difference between this messy mosh pit of a bedroom and her tidy, approachable abode back in Twilight's Castle is like night and day.>When Starlight goes through a phase—she really goes all in."Not that it's a bad thing, but phew…">You sniff the air; the first thing that hits your nose is the otherworldly smell of magic lingering in the air—something that can best be described as a "cosmic burning essence.">And behind that ethereal scent, there's the loitering fragrance of the various grungy perfumes that Starlight had doubtless lathered herself with during her edgy years."Sure smells like teenage angst in here.">Sneaking a glance to the window, you can see that it's closed shut—and it clearly has been left shut for a very long time.>When Firelight had said that he kept the room just the way Starlight left it, you now realise he was dead serious about the fact; he went all in—adolescent odours included.>Like father, like daughter, you suppose.(1/13)
>>40985559>In fact, the more you sniff, the more of Starlight you can smell, and…>You wrinkle your nose."Actually, I think I can smell a bit more than 'angst' in here—">Your vision is suddenly taken up by a translucent off-white veil as the top half of your face is covered up by…something."Mmf!">You feel around your face, touching plastic—Starlight has just forced one of her decade-old face masks onto your mug.>Looking through the eyeholes, you see a grumpy, blushing Starlight looking at you.>"Alright, that's enough out of you, mister.">Well, you can't smell the room any more, so it *should* be enough, but…>The mask also smells like Starlight."Just so you know, the mask isn't masking anything.">"Urk—!">The greyish mask quickly floats off of your face and Starlight chucks it towards a forgotten corner of the room; it lands on a pile of other baubles that she has likely chucked away in a fit of spontaneity.>"Okay! So you've seen it, smelt it. That's all, right? Now we can leave?">She gives you a hopeful, albeit-forced grin."Hold on; here's like three other senses I still need to flex in here.">"…Please don't taste my room.""Okay, two senses.">You a waggle a finger in the air."And I'm still not done looking, for that matter.">She sighs in defeat, rolling her eyes.>"Fiiine.">Her ardent approval acquired, you begin examining the room in earnest.>The first thing that catches your attention is right next to you—it's one of the many buckets littering the room that contain a treasure trove of crystals.>You pick a crystal up."Ah, these…">You're no magician, but you *do* know that large piles of crystals generally correlate to lots of spells—something about them being great conductors of magical energy.>And since there are literally bucketfuls of the rockstuffs here…"Practised a lot of magic in this room, I'm guessing?">She nods.>"Yeah, there was a lot to practise, especially when I got my, um, cutie mark.">Turning your eyes back to the crystal in your hand, you can see something faint swirling around in its misty interior—>It's a little equals sign.>Probably a touchy subject to pry further."Gotcha.">You place the crystal back into the bucket."Because it was either that—or you're actually part dragon with the hoard you've got here.">"Ahah…" she nervously chuckles.>But she doesn't deny it.>Curious… Very curious…>Well, anyway, she clearly had all of these magical crystals for a reason.>And that reason likely correlates to all of the open spellbooks carelessly scattered all over the carpet."Someone's a messy mare.">She sighs.>"Yes, I know. I got enough of that from my dad back in the day; I don't need you joining in."(2/13)
>>40985564>You crouch down to pick up one of the books.>But before you pick it up, you look to Starlight."May I disturb the timeless antiquity of these hallowed halls?">Her eyes? Rolled.>"Sure, go ahead.">After picking the book up, you gather a couple more tomes of waylaid magical manuals, soon holding three volumes of mystical voodoo within your arms.>There are a few more books littering the floor, but considering how heavy they all are—you don't think that you can hold more than that."I'm…I'm gonna have to set these down…">With a grunt, you gently place the books onto the left side of the bed and sit down next to them.>Starlight reluctantly sits down on the side of the books opposite you; she wears a pensive frown on her face.>"You know, these books aren't *that* different from the ones we have back home; you really don't have to…""Perhaps, but *those* books weren't studied by the illustrious Starlight Glimmer during her wildest years.">"I don't know about 'wild…'""Now, without further ado, let's see what the Starlight of the Past was studying…">Starlight purses her lips as you flip the books to the page containing their table of contents and read out a few choice titles:"'Spells to Help Cope with the Loss of a Friend.'""'Summoning Friends From the Great Beyond.'""'Supercharging Your Kites.'""'Getting Rid of Cutie Marks—100% Success Rate!'""'Making Friends Who Can't Say No.'""'Mind Control Spells That Can't Be Detected.'">You raise your head, arching an eyebrow at Starlight.>And you slowly, silently shuffle away from her, maintaining eye contact with her all the while.>"Wh—hey!" she sputters. "Th-that's all in the past now!">You squint your eyes."…Even the kites?">Her eyes flit to the side.>"Well…okay, no—not the kites. I still supercharge them sometimes.">You snicker."Hearing you say that has made this trip totally worth it.">You shuffle back towards Starlight and extend an arm, reassuringly resting it on her withers."Just messing with you, Glimmy. I know those tyrannical days of ruling villages through mass mind control are long behind you now.">Her eyes flick back to you.>"Haha…thanks…" She awkwardly smiles.>Your eyes shift upwards."But speaking of kites…">You notice some familiar fabric crafts hanging from the ceiling."Can't help but notice you've got a few flyers hanging up there.">"Mm-hmm. Even back then, I was *really* into kites.""I see…">Much like her room back in the castle, several kites decorate the ceiling, painting a picture of Starlight's favourite hobby.(3/13)
>>40985571>*Unlike* the colourful crafts back in her present bedroom, however, these gloomy gliders are dyed only in the darkest of despondent vibes—moody blues, dull purples, greyish reds…>And it's not just the colours; one of the kites over by the corner stands out among the rest—and it's not because of its colouration."Is…is that one using *metal chains* as the bridle?">She nervously chuckles.>"Y-yeah. I was really, um, experimental with my kites back then; wanted to see what could fly and what couldn't.""Guess that one didn't fly so good.">"No, not really, but that's okay. They're all flying high in my room right now, and that's where they'll keep flying.">You raise an eyebrow."Wait, you're leaving them all here?">She nods.>"Yeah, it's for the best. These kites all belong to past me. Her kites should stay in her room.">While you can understand her sentiment, you don't necessarily agree with it.>Moody though these kites may be, they're still a part of the mare that you love; it'd be downright wasteful to leave them here."That's a shame. They're all really cute. I think they'd make a great fit for your current room.">"Um, cute?" you catch her mumbling."Yeah…" you sigh wistfully.>Looking back up, you continue to stare at the kites for a bit longer; you can feel Starlight stealing glances at you every so often.>After a few moments, she speaks up.>"W-well, maybe we can take one back later. If you really want… Just one.">Her eyes flit to the kite in the corner, than back to you.>"Not the one with the chain, though.""Deal." You smile at her.>After closing the books, you pick them up and set them on the bedside table."Now, as I'm sure you know, there's still one sense of mine that's been left untouched.">You tap your right ear with a finger for emphasis."And I've gotta address the metalhead elephant in the room here…">You turn around on the bed, looking towards the direction of the window.>Right under the window, there's a moderately-sized speaker with a few sinister stickers slapped on its sides.>And right next to the speaker—is a guitar.>It's a curiously decorated instrument; shaped like a skull and coloured bone white to match—it also has some decorative horns sticking out of the upper bout.>You look back at Starlight."So, you played guitar?">She chews her upper lip for a bit before responding.>"…Yes. It was all the rage back in the day. Just something to help fill in the void.""The 'void,' you say?">You wiggle your eyebrows at her edgy turn of phrase.>She quickly clears her throat.>"Y-you know what I mean. Anyway, that was ages ago.">You nod, humming.>And then wordlessly tap your ear again.>She blinks at you a few times, then sighs.>"Okay, fine. Just…don't laugh, okay? Like I said—it's been a long time.">She carefully levitates the guitar over to the other side of the bed in front of her; then, she cradles the instrument against her chest, holding it with her hooves.(4/13)
>>40985576>"That's if this thing still works.">She tentatively tests the strings with a forehoof, causing a fresh-sounding *twang* to punch through the air.>With how crisp that tone sounded, you wouldn't believe that this guitar had been sitting unattended within a teenager's room for several years; it gives you cause to wonder—maybe this room really *is* a time capsule.>Perhaps her dad had used a stasis spell of some kind…>Humming in approval, Starlight closes her eyes and begins to play.>Surprisingly, she uses her hooves to strum the strings, not her magic.>The tune she plays is a melancholic one—one that speaks of her solitude during the later years she had spent at Sire's Hollow.>It slowly builds in tempo as her loneliness turns to bitterness—and then to resentment.>The shut-in mare, bereft of friends to rely upon during her darkest hours, turns to her books—and the magic contained within.>She reads on and on, and the raw resentment that festers within her body becomes tempered—focused.>Magic was all that kept her company during those years.>And it's that very same magic that could change the world—that *will* change the world.>Her song speaks to you through every step of her magical journey:>Every spell scuffed; every charm comprehended; every malediction mastered.>The tune is no doubt a little off-key at points, but it's nonetheless literal music to your ears.>After all, it's her—and her purest emotions laid bare.>The song reaches its crescendo as she perfects the one spell that will set her plan in motion: the Cutie Unmarking—and the beatitude of her breakthrough.>Of course, after every victorious peak comes the wind down; Starlight bids farewell to her home town, and she sets off into the horizon—to forge her own destiny.>And so the song draws to a close.>As she finishes her ballad, she turns her head towards you.>"There," she states.>You gave the musician of your dreams a standing ovation."That was amazing!">She blushes, quickly shaking her head.>"I-it…it really wasn't. I'm out of practise, big time.">You dial down your standing ovation into mere sitting praise."If that was you 'out of practise,' then I *need* to see 'in practise' Starlight. That song *spoke* to me.">"Hope it didn't *say* anything embarrassing…" she mumbles."On the contrary, that was a beautiful ballad. You're a natural maestro, Starlight.">You focus your gaze on the guitar."We're definitely bringing this beauty back, right?">Starlight blinks at you a few times, before her eyes widen.>"Th-this thing? N-no! Absolutely not!" She rapidly shakes her head. "It's so…so tacky! I'm not bringing this thing anywhere near my room!">Her rigid refusal lowers your spirits somewhat; you doubt that she'll budge on this like she did with the kites.>But still…(5/13)
>>40985581"If we really can't bring this one back, how about we get a more normal-looking guitar for your home back in Ponyville?">She purses her lips at you briefly.>"That 'normal-looking' guitar will be coming out of *your* budget, you know. And I make no guarantees that I'll even touch it.">So she's saying there's a chance…"Perfectly fine with me." You smile.>She sees your smile and breaks eye contact, flushing her blush.>"…Come on, Anon; all I did was strum a few strings. It can't have been that good.""I'm one-hundred-percent serious. I'd love to hear you play more.">"If you want to listen to a pony playing guitar, then…I dunno, can't you just go to a concert or something? There's plenty of those back in Ponyville.">You shake your head and rest a hand upon her shoulder."I don't want to 'go to a concert;' I want to listen to you, Starlight.">She quickly opens her mouth to speak, but opts to close it soon after, turning her gaze back to her guitar.>After staring at it for a few seconds, she mumbles to herself.>"Well I…m-maybe…">She absent-mindedly strums the guitar's strings a little more, before stopping herself.>"Um, a-anyway!">She carefully lifts the guitar with her magic, and lays it back in the corner where you had first saw it.>Once that's done, she hops off of the bed and turns to face you with a wide smile that's eager to usher you out of here.>"That's the full tour of my room finished, wouldn't you say? I say it's time for us to go and get out there—explore the rest of what this wonderful town has to offer!">She turns around, ready to head to the bedroom door."Now hold on there, Glimmy. There's one more thing I'd like to go over with you while we're here.">She turns back to you, raising an eyebrow.>"…Does it *have* to be in here?">You grin."Ooh yes. This room is perfect for it.">You pat the spot next to you on the bed, and she reluctantly hops back on.>"Ugh, fiiine. What is it?" She sighs."Your dad gave me something.">"He…did?" She tilts her head.>You slowly reach into your bag, drawing out the suspense.>Starlight's eyes monitor your movements with suspicion, and when she catches a glimpse of what you're bringing out—>"No. No—he didn't.""He totally did.">You bring out a book from your bag, and on the front, it's labelled:>'Pumpky-Wumpkin's Photo Album.'>Out of the corner of your eye, you see Starlight's horn beginning to light up—>And you firmly press your finger against it, giving her horn a disorienting boop and preventing her from casting whatever "please don't look at my most embarrassing fillyhood memories" spell that she had planned.>"O-ow! Hey!" She yelps, flinching slightly."Nope. No backsies. We are absolutely going through this."(6/13)
>>40985583>She shoots you a pleading look.>"Anon, please. Don't do this. Some memories are better left unseen.""Aw, hey, it can't be that bad, I mean look—">You quickly open the album to the first page as Starlight pre-emptively cringes, closing her eyes."—here you are as an adorable little baby!">Starlight slowly opens her eyes.>Photos of her as a little baby foal decorate both pages of the album.>She sighs in what sounds like relief.>"Oh. Yeah, I guess.">From carpet to chair to crib—this album has it all when it comes to showcasing baby Starlight in a wide range of home-bound locales.>The next pages are also chock-full of her baby pictures.>As are the next.>…As are the next."Wow, your dad took a *lot* of photos of you as a baby.">Starlight awkwardly laughs.>"Yeah, he really did…b-but wait—">She rests a forehoof on the pages of the album, preventing you from flipping any further.>"Let's stop while we're ahead, okay? You've seen me as a baby—that should be enough, right?">She gives you a nervous grin.>You give her a deadpan stare."This is not nearly enough.">You gently push her hoof off of the album as she groans in frustration.>Turning over a few more pages, you find photos of her as a filly:>Some of her playing with her childhood friend: Sunburst;>Then, some of her awkwardly standing next to a few other foals;>And then some of her sitting in her room by her lonesome, levitating some blocks."Ah…">You think you're getting the picture here.>Of how her only friend left her for academic pastures and kick-started her spell of solitude.>Starlight glances at the photos of her now-lonesome past self and frowns.>"Yeah, now do you see? I…I didn't want you to see that part of my life. They aren't pleasant memories by any means.""Sorry, Glimmy. Didn't mean to dredge up those awkward memories.">You only wanted to peruse the photos that potentially contain the most embarrassing moments of her early years—which is perfectly a-okay in your books.>"Well, it's alright. That's all in the past now. Sunburst and I have made up, and…">She nuzzles against you.>"I have you now, too.">A blush crosses her face as she quickly appends her statement.>"A-and everypony else, of course.">So, she didn't want you to see her when she was a lonely filly?>Starlight clearly doesn't look back on those friendless years with any fondness, that much is certain.>But is that really all there is to it?>Glancing back at the album, you're only a third of the way in…>"Anyway, you can close it now.""Hm?">She rests her hoof on the album again.>"You've had your fun now, right? Now you can give this thing back to my dad and we can finally get out of here.">You make eye contact with her."But there's still more than half of the album left."(7/13)
>>40985588>She blinks at you.>"Anon, please close it.""It can't all be filly pictures, can it?">She blinks at you again—slower, this time.>"I…">You can feel a rising tension in the air.>"I am no longer asking.">She narrows her eyes, taking a stern tone.>"Close it.">Ah, there it is; you can see it in her body language—>The stilted posture, the steely eyes, the strong hoof-grip on the album.>You're on the cusp of that juicy, juicy backstory.>A veritable feast of Starlight's unspoken past awaits your eyes.>But the lilac dragon herself blocks the way to the hoard.>She's a vengeful, highly magical sort; even if you were to lay eyes on your prize, there's no telling what she'd do to you as payback.>She has given you an out—a chance to back away from the dragon's den with all previous sins forgiven.>But you are Anonymous.>And you do not simply *close* a half-opened photo album.>You squint your eyes.>And you swiftly raise one of your hands, snaking it under one of her ears and giving her a surprise ear scritch.>"Ngh!">She tenses up, briefly taking her hoof of the album—>And that's your opening.>You quickly roll over the other side of the bed, holding the album close to your chest.>"No!">Landing on your front with the album directly under you, you feel Starlight leap onto your back.>"Give it…here!">She frantically waggles her forehooves around your front, desperately reaching out to grab the photo album in your arms.>Thanks to your proud, tall humanoid physique—it is all too easy to shift your weight around to keep the album away from her short pony limbs.>But you'll have to think of something soon; it's only a matter of time before she starts getting *magical* ideas.>What to do, what to do…ah!>Starlight's bed has been in a perpetual state of being messily unmade for many, many timeless years; her bed covers limply lay off of the bed over in one corner—and they shall be your ticket to throw her off.>Carefully taking one arm off the album, you reach out to the bed covers; once your grip is secured, you toss them upwards towards you—and the pony latched onto your back.>The bed covers gracefully fall atop the two of you, covering you both.>"Wh-whah?!" she yelps.>Incidentally, these sheets *really* smell like her.>In her confusion, she releases her grip on you and raises her hooves upwards, trying in vain to the pry the smelly bed covers off.>Making full use of the opportunity that you've provided yourself with, you roll away, quickly escaping the purple prison of Starlight's bed covers.>Turning around, you see Starlight—or rather, you see an entity clothed in the purplest of blankets angrily flailing around on the bed, trying to escape its constraints."Ahah…sorry Glimmy.">"ANONYMOUS! When I get out of here…!" she yells from within her bedspread bundle.(8/13)
>>40985594>Her tone is spine-tingling, but you know that you've bought yourself ample time; bed covers are a pony's natural enemy—especially Starlight's.>Ample though it may be, it's time you don't intend to waste, regardless; you quickly skim through the next pages of the album.>More filly Starlight—followed by even *more* filly Starlight.>You've gotta hand it to her dad, he was nothing but thorough when it came to cataloguing every step of his daughter's life.>Judging by some of the photos, he *literally* catalogued every step that she took.>Yep, time to skim faster.>Starlight as a filly,>Starlight as a filly,>Filly as a Starlight,>Starlight as a filly—"Hey, you've got your cutie mark in this one.">"Oh, believe me—you're gonna see *exactly* what this cutie mark can do once I get out of here!">Chills.>Also, excitement.>Also, the purple blanket charges at you.>You deftly dodge, rolling to the side.>She crashes into the bed's head rest—right into that fake skull adorning the top of it.>You'd feel bad, but you quickly realise that you'll have plenty of time to feel bad later.>Back to the album.>Well, she's casting a lot more magic now.>In one photo, she lifts the entire dining room table with a furious expression on her face—perhaps it had something to do with the sprouts on her dinner plate.>In another, she is levitating herself off of the ground; she looks somewhat nervous at her aerial suspension, but the photo is taken directly under her, indicating that her dad was ready to catch her if she fell.>You're not sure whether to appreciate or admonish this pony for taking pictures of her daughter at every possible opportunity he can, even when she's in distress.>As her magical prowess grows, so does she.>You see some photos of her entering that awkward, lanky horse stage of her teenage years.>Her countenance has evolved from sad sourness to dismal dourness.>The teenage angst must be coming in hard.>You're about two-thirds through the album now—>"Anon," the purple blanket speaks to you.>You warily shift your eyes up from the album, scanning the mobile bedspread for any sudden movements.>"If you close the album right now, I'll forget all about this, and we can let this be water under the bridge, okay?">Her tone is pleading, laden with desperation.>You know now, without a doubt, that whatever she doesn't want you to see is just around the corner.>But you also feel pretty bad.>You'll just have to make it up to her later."Sorry Glimmy, but I—">She makes one last leap at you to take back the album.>Unfortunately for her, you had anticipated this, and you casually side roll her latest attack.>"Uuugh…" she weakly groans upon realising that her brash bound hasn't bound anything."Come on, Starlight. Don't you think you're overreacting just a *little* bit? They're just photos.">You turn to the next page of the album."I mean it can't be—oh."(9/13)
>>40985600>On the next page, you see photos of Starlight Glimmer—at least, you *think* it's Starlight Glimmer; the equine captured within these next photographs certainly resembles her in some fashion.>The lilac mare in these pictures is still a teenager, but she's taken on an interesting change of wardrobe.>She is dressed to the nines—or rather, the six-six-sixes.>She wears a black pleather vest, with matching black highlights for her mane and tail.>Her eyes almost look like miniature black holes with how much black eyeshadow she's using.>Anarchic accessories of all kinds adorn her very being:>She has skull earrings, perfect for showcasing how dead she feels inside;>A spiked collar, which likely doubles as an deterrent against surprise parental nuzzles;>Studded bracelets, with one for her tail, too;>And you just can't forget those oversized boots for her hindlegs—only for her hindlegs, though; her forelegs pull double duty when it comes to showing off her rebellious bracelets.>It feels like even just looking at these photos of her will cut you on her edge.>Actually, you think you feel a paper cut coming on…"Oh wow," you state.>You hear the springs of the mattress straining as the bedspread beast crumples down in defeat.>Cautiously, you crawl over to the mass of purple fabric; you slowly lift the bed sheets up…>And a turquoise force quickly slams them back down.>"Leave me alone.""Don't you want to look at these photos with me?">"No. I *don't* want to look at those awful photos. In fact, I *don't* want to ever be seen again, not by you or anypony else.">She groans, slumping even further down.>"Just leave me be. Let me perish.">You gently pat the dejected lump of purple."I'd never live it down if I left you to suffocate in your old unwashed bedsheets.">"Good. Maybe then you'll feel some measure of remorse for the torment that you've put me through today.""'Torment?' Come on, Glimmy, they aren't that bad. Like I said—they're just photos.">"They are *not* just photos," she snaps. "They're visual reminders from the most embarrassing time of my life. They're just…ugh…they're sooo bad…"(10/13)
>>40985605>Sitting down next to the almost-flatlined bedspread, you peruse the photo album once more.>You note that the pictures that are set in her bedroom have all been carefully captured at a safe distance through an opening in the bedroom door—right next to the "No Dads Allowed" sign hanging off it.>There are some photos of her playing her skull-themed guitar, and there are some her wearing some headphones while she reads through a book that doubtless contains all sorts of dark spells.>She occasionally changes up her look as the photos go on; switching up her skull earrings for spider-themed ones, and changing her black mane highlights for red ones.>As you continue to look through the photos of her punk phase, you find yourself coming to a steady, powerful realisation.>She really rocks that look."You know, even back then, you were pretty cute.">She takes a few seconds to respond.>"…Shut up.""Hm, how about sexy, then?">You see the bottom of the bed covers glow turquoise as they lift up slightly…>And a lilac hoof attempts to swipe at your leg from under the covers."Whoa!">Thankfully, her range is short and her aim is half-hearted, so a minor shuffle of your knees places you firmly out of harms way from this highly aggressive mare."Okay, okay. What *do* you want to hear from me?">You hear a muffled huff.>"I want you to stop buttering me up. Your empty praise is just making me feel worse.""But what if I told you that it *wasn't* empty praise?">"Then…">She slowly lifts the bed covers once more, presumably to take a second shot at you—>But you seize the chance to yank them up all the way, flinging them away from the bed and away from her.>"Ah!" Starlight yelps, fully exposed.>She stares at you for a brief second, wide-eyed.>Then she suddenly lunges at you, forcing you onto your back with her face directly above yours.>With an angry pout and piercing eyes, she silently glares down at you, judging every emotion present on your face.>You silently stare up at her with a nervous smile.>Several seconds into this tense and silent stare down, her glare falters and she swallows a lump in her throat.>She rolls off of you and sits up on her haunches, facing away from you.>You sit up and look at her."Hey, Starlight.">"Hmph.""I really do mean it, you know.">"Sure you do.""Aw, come on. Are you really that ashamed of that part of your life?">"Yes!" She gesticulates with her forehooves. "It's worse than…it's worse than the whole Equality thing! *That's* how bad it is!"(11/13)
>>40985609>Photo album still in hand, you manoeuvre to the edge of the bed and resume your look-through of her past.>Within the pages, you can't help but notice how her face consistently holds that "I'm so done with life" scowl across every photo—it's downright impressive.>She has it even when her dad manages to drag her out of her bedroom into the kitchen for lunch.>And even on her birthday, next to her birthday cake."Now I wish I had brought my own photo album back from my world. I have some colourful memories of my own past from when I was younger.">From behind where you're sitting, you can hear Starlight huff.>"Well, you didn't, so it's only *my* awkward past that you can laugh at.""Aw, Glimmy, don't be like that; do I sound like I'm laughing?">"No…but you're laughing on the inside, I bet.""I'm actually loving you even more on the inside.">The bed creaks as Starlight shuffles over to the spot next you on the edge of the bed.>She then gives you a light jab in the side with a forehoof.>"Stop that.""Only if you agree to look at the rest of these photos with me.">She rolls her eyes, but doesn't bat the album out of your hands or leap away from the scene—which is promising.>You turn the page, letting your eyes be graced with more photos of a punkish Starlight; a lot of them are of her in her bedroom with her headphones on.>Nothing stands out to you among these pages, but with Starlight right next to you, there's a question you want to ask."By the way, what kind of music did you listen to?">You look at Starlight, who has silently been looking at the photo album with you.>She sees your gaze and awkwardly looks away, pursing her lips.>"Oh, um…stuff…""Uh huh…?">"Yeah. Stuff.""What kind of 'stuff?'">She chews her lip for a bit before answering.>"Y-you know, um…rock music.""Just rock?">"Like, hardcore rock…" she mumbles. "Songs about friendships gone bad; songs about how unfair life is; songs about toppling Celestia's reign and establishing an anarchic society…">You slowly nod."Mm, I see.">You can't help but wonder just how much of her plan as an evil Equality mare came from the songs she listened to as a teen.>…But if they *did* contribute to any buildings plots of world domination—then they must be total bangers."Well, if you have any records lying around in here. We should take them with us; I'd love to listen to these songs with you some day.">Starlight sighs, turning back to you.>"Kites, guitar, old records…building up quite the shopping list, aren't we?""Hey, if it's Glimmy-related—I'm interested.">She rolls her eyes.>"If you're *really* sure, then I suppose we can grab a few of the classics from the drawer.">Huh, you expected a little more pushback from her there, but you're certainly not complaining.>"…You just can't get enough of this room, can you?""Hah, of course. To me, everything that you've done in this room is a vital part of the mare that I love."(12/13)
>>40985611>She reaches out a hoof towards you—>But instead of giving you another warning jab, she gently rests it against your arm, slowly caressing it.>"Hey, didn't you hear me earlier? Stop sweet talking me," she speaks in a strangely soft tone.>You turn back to the photo album with a smile."Hey, it's not sweet talking if it's the truth, right?">"I mean it, Nonny… That tongue of yours is going to get you in trouble…" she breathily whispers.>Flipping through another page in the album, you can still feel Starlight's gaze upon you, as well as her hoof against your arm.>In the photos, you see punk Starlight crafting some suitably punk kites.>One photo in particular has her holding a metal chain by her teeth while she tries to wrap it around a kite spar."Oh, this one must have been the kite you made with the chain.">Your eyes briefly flit upwards to spy the chain kite still hanging from the ceiling."Seriously, flyable or not, it's impressive you were able to put something like that together; you really are a natural prodigy at kites.">The Starlight in the present does not respond, but you're too invested in the album to wonder why.>Scanning through the next few photos, you see Starlight maintaining her skull guitar, and then playing it.>That reminds you—you're still gonna need to buy one for her later."Stylish kites, great taste in music, and excellent fashion sense—really, Glimmy, I don't know why you'd ever be ashamed of this part of your life. I'm certainly a fan.">Starlight lets out another sigh next to you.>But this time, it's a deep, drawn-out sigh—one that sends a shiver up your spine and gives you pause.>Even while you look upon the album, you can still feel it: her eyes haven't left your face—and her hoof has been absent-mindedly rubbing your arm this entire time.>So, you gently set the album down on your other side and turn to face her."Is everything alright, Glim—oh.">As you make eye contact with her, you notice something—>She's got hearts in her eyes.>Like literally—she has cartoonish pink hearts swirling around in her saucepan-sized pupils.>Her lips are slightly parted as she stares right at you.>While the sight of hearts swimming within her eyeballs takes you aback, it's not entirely alien to you.>You've heard tales of how these "heart pupils" can emerge within the eyes of Equestrians.>Usually, they form as a result of certain spells cast with certain intent, but right here—they seem to have come about as a completely natural occurrence.>How strange.>What a peculiar phenomenon of pony physiology.>And it's one that you find yourself the direct recipient of.>Here, in her old bedroom.>Sitting on her old bed.>With her.>Oh."H-hey, um, Starlight, maybe we can talk—">"No.">Without any more hesitation, she pushes you down onto the bed—>And Anon never stood a chance.(13/13)https://ponepaste.org/9940Mares may be weak to continuous compliments, tread carefully
>>40985609Anon should also ask about her mom, and why her her or her dad never talk about her and why she isn't in any photos.
>>40985967panic grips your very being as you hold the last bit of air in your lungs, you see starlight gently floating along near the ocean floor, her backside gently wobbling in front of you. perhaps she had brought you down here to test your resolve, or possibly to be rid of you permanently. she looks back at you condescendingly, a half smile and a raised eyebrow. of course, she was absolutely fine. your legs begin kicking frantically to move closer to starlight's backside. she must have caught the look of fear in your eyes as your hands latch onto her buttocks. she in turn thrust out her backside, as you bury your face into her ass. you aren't even sure if this could even possibly work, but in those few short moments searching with your nose and mouth to locate her little pink ponut, you decide that you would rather choke on starlight's anal fumes than expire by drowning. as you form a fart-tight seal around her bumhole, your hands grip her ass and hold her against your face. starlight feels your tongue flicking against her ass hole in desperation, telling her that you are ready to submit completely to her. you can see just around her tail the look of satisfaction in her eyes, and the ecstatic relief as she relaxes and releases her life-giving gases. you feel the heavy vibration and rumbling in your mouth. the long, muffled fart gust has somewhat of an oniony taste as you eagerly invite it into your lungs. you nut hands-free before long and as you detatch from glimmy's rectum you feel as though you just ate a delicious meal and smoked a crack pipe simultaneously. looking up, you see her gently flapping her legs, floating away, and you hear the gentle warbling sound of her giggling. as your vision fades to white, your essence leaves your body, which mouths its last words before sinking into the abyss. "worth it..."
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the tennis costumes are, well i kind of wanted a pic similar to that famous one, you know she's scratching her ass. haven't managed it yet tho
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obligatory masterpiece. that's it for now
I like how the hotpockets do nothing about this spam.
>>40986016There should have been rules implemented to curtail AI spam and AI content in general by now.
>>40985620This is so cute. It gives me good feelings.
Do you guys know where this is from? I want to make that glimmy my phone wallpaper.
>>40986779That'd require the hotpockets to actually do something.
>>40987293That's the full imagehttps://derpibooru.org/images/3036326?q=starlight+glimmer%2C+chainsaw+man
>>40986004Is she wearing what I think she's wearing?
>>40985620What an adorable embarrassed Glimmy, so wholesome! Her room really is a treasure trove that says so much about her. I love the implication that the kinds of songs she listened to helped shape her ideas.
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>>40985620Okay, I have to admit, once you started talking about Starlight's smelly sheets, by that point I was just waiting for the sex to happen. But a wholesome green about Anon falling in love with Starlight's awkward teenage phase is p sweet too.I like your stories.>>40985643Has Starlight's mom ever been mentioned ever, in anything? I don't remember it coming up in the show. Did it ever come up in the comics or something? I'm guessing not.
>>40985643My current headcanon is her mom was a powerful mage working on Starswirl-level experimental spells until an accident disappeared her. And that Glimmy got her love of kites from her mom, symbolically she hangs and flies them in hopes they act as a beacon to guide mom home.>>40989517Not mentioned anywhere as far as I know.
>>40989704>tfw Glim's Mom accidentally cast a spell that quite literally erased her from existence >the only memories and recollections of her are vague and ethereal >Glim feels compelled to fly kites, for reasons unknown, she only knows that kites are associated with good feelings and always have been... she feels like she's forgetting somepony, one that taught her all she knows about kites, but she can never put her hoof on it and forgets it shortly thereafter
I love my plushy. Sometimes I just look at it and space out.
>>40990159This and I also hump it a lot.
>>40990529I’m sure she appreciates that as well. Keep it up, Anon!
I wanna fuck glim so hard she can't walk for days and has to float and teleport via magic everywhere.
>>40990697What's awesome is she'd totally want that herself.
>>40961895Thank you for new /Glim/ new OPHeres to more Glimmy
>>40985643>You are in Starlight Glimmer's childhood home in Sire's Hollow, touring through the various rooms.>Starlight herself is with you, and together—you're reminiscing on her past; you can hear the wind howling against the walls of the house as you walk through the main hallway with her.>Sire's Hollow is a curious village, caught in between times; some of the buildings have a sleek, modern, and highly colourful look to them, while the rest of the buildings are more traditionalist—proudly displaying the bare brown brick and mortar that makes them up.>As the wooden floorboards creak under your feet, you deduce that Starlight's old home falls strictly under the latter category.>Stopping in front of a drawer, you briefly examine the vintage vase on top of it before turning to Starlight."Your dad was a real stickler for the antiques, I'm guessing.">"You have no idea; whenever he was around, he'd always try and get me to read one of his 'grand' history books with him." She twirls her hoof about in the air. "Because I *definitely* needed a lesson on how this town was founded *every* single week.">She throws her head back and lets out a suitably "grand" sigh before turning back to you.>"As you can imagine, it was stifling.">You suppress a snicker as you turn back to the vase.>"It might crumble to dust as soon as you touch it; be careful~" Starlight teases as she walks away."Yeah, yeah…">You look up from the vase, seeing a photo frame hung up on the wall."Hm…">It's a family photo—Starlight's family, of course, considering the building that you're in right now.>On the far right, you see Starlight's dad: Firelight, with a wide smile; with his dark purple coat and a two-tone turquoise mane—you can definitely see where Starlight gets her colour scheme from.>In the middle, you see Starlight; she's an adorable little filly in this one, with her mane styled in cutesy twin tails.>And on the left, you see the…end of the frame?>No, wait, that can't be right.>You're pretty sure that there are three ponies in this portrait.>Let's try this again.>Starlight is in the middle; while her dad is on the right…>So on the left is…>The edge of the frame, again.>How strange. It's as if your perception blanks out when you try to focus on the left side of the portrait.>It's like an indecipherable blur—a perpetual blind spot over your vision that's rooted in the portrait itself.>Actually, it's even less than a blur, it's like…it's like it's hiding away from your sight.>But how is this possible? It's just a static photo; photos can't hide, can they?>You tilt your head, examining the picture from a multitude of angles…and still nothing.>But there *has* to be something there, right?>It's a family portrait; Starlight has a dad—you know this for certain.>So what else would she have?>…Another dad? No, there's another word you're looking for.>But why is it suddenly so difficult to remember…?
>>40991904>"Is everything alright, Anon? You've been staring at that picture for a while now.">You jerk your head away from the portrait to see Starlight looking up at you with concern."Oh, yeah, just…">Your lips purse in thought; if anyone has any idea as to what's going on—it's Starlight."Actually, I have a question for you.">"Sure, shoot.""How was it like, you know, living here?">"Well, like I said earlier, my dad was *really* overbearing, and I wasn't doing too well in the friend department, so I spent most of my time in my room.""Right…">Ah, that's right; Starlight was quite the loner while she grew up in Sire's Hollow.>It was a loneliness that she bitterly blamed on cutie marks as a whole, and her resentment towards those butt-bound tattoos was what caused her to—>Wait, you're getting off track here.>The real reason you asked her that question was because…"Was it just your dad, though?">She tilts her head.>"What do you mean?""Did you live here with a…">Your brows furrow as you try to search for that magic word."…someone?">Her own brows furrow as well.>"Someone? You mean a special somepony?""No. I mean a…">Come on—what's the word…?"An…um…">Ugh, it's on the tip of your tongue…!>Municipality?>Motley?>Maybe if you close your eyes—it'll help you remember?>Matter?>Money?>Mustard—>"You're pulling funny faces again, Anon.">You open your eyes to see Starlight, both bemused and amused."Oh, my bad.">You're not getting anywhere like this; time to switch tactics.>Turning back to the photo, you address Starlight."Hey, could you look at this with me? The family photo, I mean.">She nods with a hum, craning her neck upwards to examine it with you.>To you, the photo looks the exact same—indecipherable left side included; perhaps the eyes of a family member can unshroud this mystery.>After a few seconds of intense photo perusal between the two of you, Starlight looks back to you.>"Sooo…what about it?""This might sound a little off, so bear with me here—but what do you see in it?">"Well, it's me and my dad and—">She stops herself, knitting her brows."Aaand?">She blinks, casting the portrait a second glance.>"Just me and my dad. Sorry; not sure where I got the second 'and' from.">Wait.>Does she…also not know?"Hold on, are you saying that you can only see two ponies in that portrait?">She casts the portrait a third glance and gives you a nod.>"Yup, just me and him. Why, are you seeing something I can't?""That's what I'm trying to figure out."
>>40991905>She tilts her head and arches an eyebrow.>"'Trying to?' You're losing me here, Anon.">That's a perfectly understandable reaction from her; you feel like you're losing *yourself* right now.>But you *have* to get to the bottom of this."Well, don't you have an…ugh, damn it.">You're going in circles here.>It's like a dad, but…>Time to think outside the box—outside the house."What does Sunburst have?">"Sunburst? Uh…" She purses her lips in thought.>"He has—" She taps her barrel. "—his wizard robe.">"That goatee." She rubs her chin.>"Formal education." She twirls her hoof about in the air."Okay—let's hone in on the familial. Who took care of Sunburst while he lived in Sire's Hollow?">"Well, there's Stellar Flare—oh, and there's also Sunspot, who's his dad.">Right, so this "Sunspot" is Sunburst's dad, which makes Stellar Flare…uh…"What's Stellar Flare to him?">"She's one of his parents.""Yeah but…what kind of parent?">"The…">Her eyes briefly flit to the side.>"The other one.""Right, but what makes her different to his dad?">"She really likes plans?">You groan; whatever tomfoolery that is going on here is clearly extending to your conversation, too.>Come on, think! What can you say to jog your collective memories?>Dads and…not-dads…"Dads don't give birth," you blurt out.>You can't believe you just said that out loud.>Starlight staggers slightly, but responds just as quickly as she recovers.>"Y-yeah, I know that; that's what moms do.">Your eyes shoot open.>She said it! She said the magic word!"Yes!">You jubilantly clasp your hands together."Sunburst. Has. A mom!">You are way too excited by this revelation.>Hopefully you aren't giving Starlight the wrong idea."…Do you have a mom?">Okay, now you *really* hope you aren't giving Starlight the wrong idea.>Starlight gives you an understandably suspicious look, but nods.>"Well obviously I have a mom, Anon.">She states the truth matter-of-factly, but you can see a slight measure of relief present upon her face for having remembered that she, in fact, did *not* asexually spawn from her dad.
>>40991908"'Have?' Or 'had?'">"Oh, er…">Starlight frowns and looks away.>It must be tough to recall that which seems to lie upon the very edges on your memories.>…Or it could be that it's a touchy subject for her.>Nice going, idiot."Wait. Sorry if I'm overstepping my bounds here.">"No, it's fine. At least…I think it's fine? I'm not sure.">She looks up at you with a mixture of emotions—greatest of them all being uncertainty.>"I don't think she's around any more; we would have seen her otherwise, right?">You nod; that makes sense."If you don't mind me asking—how was she? Do you remember?">"A…a little bit. It's slowly coming back to me now.">A wistful smile forms on her face.>"She was very supportive, and she…she taught me how to fly kites.""She sounds like a wonderful pony." You smile.>"Yeah…">You look back to the family portrait on the wall; it's still indecipherably blurry, but you think that you can make out a silhouette to the left of filly Starlight.>You still can't make out the colours, though, but it looks…mare-shaped; mom-shaped, mayhaps?"Do you remember her name?">After a few seconds of thought, she shakes her head.>"…No. It's been a really long time since I last saw her. All I have to go on are vague memories from my childhood. She left me even before Sunburst got his cutie mark.""Do you…">You stop yourself; feeling a little self-conscious over your probing.>"I don't remember why she left, no," Starlight answers your unfinished question."Ah, right.">You think you hear her mumble "or how" to herself, but you're not too sure; the increasingly strong gusts outside the house make it hard to hear such susurrations.>That time of her life must have been a tumultuous one; it's understandable that her memories of that period aren't the most reliable.>But after the shared lapse in memory you two experienced earlier, you can't help but wonder—is "time" really the only reason she can't remember her mom?>And what if…"Hey, Star—">An aeolian roar drowns out your voice as wind continues to rush against the house.>The pegasi are really putting in work today.>"Hm? Did you say something?">You crouch down next to Starlight so she can hear you better."Yeah, I was just wondering…">"What is it?">You lean in towards her, your voice growing quieter."Your mom—what if she never left?">She blinks at you a few times, then gives you a scoff of disbelief.>"W-what? Come on, Anon, that's silly. If she was still here, she would've welcomed us when—">A cold gust suddenly rushes through the hallway, grazing you and you making your hairs stand on end.>It's been a surprisingly windy day today, someone must have left a window open—>*SLAM*>That's the sound of a door being harshly shut from down the hallway; it startles the both of you.>That must have also been a result of the wind—the same bone-chilling wind that's racing through the house right now.
>>40991910"…Just a thought.">"Well, keep those thoughts to yourself." She frowns. "My mom is gone. Definitely. Absolutely. Maybe.""Right, my bad.">Wait, what was that last thing she said?>Something about…>*Creeeaaak*>You hear a door slowly creak open from down the hallway."Is that the same door?">"Yeah.">She pauses.>"…Parent's bedroom.""Oh. Is your dad working on something?">"He's out managing the book store right now…">Which means that you two are the only ones in the house.>Which also means that the feeling of being watched from every single angle is definitely your imagination.>And that low wailing sound echoing throughout the halls is just how your brain is interpreting the wind, obviously.>Yeah. This is all a result of either the wind or your overactive imagination.>Because the only two individuals currently within this house are you and the magically adept unicorn right next to you.>Hey—wait a minute.>You gently pat Starlight's back as you squeak out a nervous chuckle."A-alright, you got me. The setup was flawless.">"Huh?""The enchanted portrait, the weird spell that blocks out words, and you even left some of the windows open.">You give her a knowing grin."I gotta admit, it's a pretty good prank. Well done.">"A prank?">She frowns at you.>"Anon, this is my mom we're talking about. She's not something I'm gonna make light of.">She's not backing down.>You have to respect her commitment to the bit.>As you open your mouth to contest her inculpability, an otherworldly chill wracks your body.>That must be the wind again—you're sure—but there's…something else in there.>It's an uneasy sensation; something that could not be—and yet is.>Something that feels like it can just as easily unmake you as it can make you.>You know that Starlight feels this unease too, as you can feel her hackles stand on end while your hand still rests upon her back.>She stares into your eyes; you stare back, unwilling to look anywhere else—just in case the wind around you looks back.>The two of you are almost huddled side-by-side now; you're not sure when this happened.>Or how."Hey, um, Starlight," you whisper.>"Y-yeah?" she whispers back."Th-this house tour has been great and all but, uh, wanna hit up the…the smoothie bar?">"That…that sounds like a great idea! C-come on, let's go!">The two of you soon hurry out of the house to grab some much-needed smoothies.>Perhaps some things are best left unknown.Mystery of the pony momI don't know what to write for Starlight's mom so have this silly story
>>40991917>Glimmys mom is trying to get her Anon and her daughters through the veil Kino
>>40991917THEN WHO WAS PONE?
I wish I could have seen glim mom
>>40989704>>40989828Poor Glimmy, her childhood is sad enough already. I hope they are reunited someday.
>>40985605>>40985620Very cute green! Thank you, Anon. MOAR
>>40992464>tfw her mom is actually still alive in Equestria but the spell makes it so so can never be observed as an entity nor can she interact with anything as she'll just kinda phase through it as even the atoms of the universe don't acknowledge her existence>the laws that govern the universe also don't acknowledge her making her immortal but also making it to where no amount of conventional magic could undo the spell>she's been living utterly alone since the spell, only able to watch her daughter grow up from the sidelines>the only one it doesn't seem to have an effect on is of course, Discord, but even he can't really see her, he just knows 'something' is there, and alive>since he's the spirit of chaos, he could very well undo the spell but he's never really looked into it lots of weird shit exists that only he can see so why would this bother him?
Glump
Me love Glimmy
Glim just wants to get eaten out 4 times a day at least.
Another day, another hate glimmy thread
>>40995030Not this one, surely?captcha: GM0M
I still love this mare
More Glim
>>40996439Imagine the smell...
I bet glim would find it very erotic if i kissed and licked her cutie marks.
>>40996558She probably has some weird fetish involving her cutie marks because of the trauma she has associated with them.Like, I bet she fantasizes about some big strong predator like a dragon or (You) tying her up and cutting off her cutie marks to eat and to mark her as part of your livestock, she would also like to imagine you break off her horn and drink the mana that drips from it before using a hot piece of metal on the exposed organ to stop any infections and to prevent use of magic. She'd be helpless if you decided that you and the bros were gonna gang rape her tight little mare body relentlessly.
Glum
>>40995030I'd care more if I actually looked at the board outside this thread any more.
>>40996558Yes.>>40996617NO.
>Clear blue skies up above;>A blanket of lush verdancy at your back;>And the sweet summer breeze sailing over you.>What more can you ask for?>You are Anonymous, and you are relaxing on the grass in a peaceful open field.>With your hands wrapped around your head, and a knee kicked up—you consider yourself the picturesque definition of "comfy.">Not only that, but you *feel* comfy, too.>The temperature is juuust right, not too hot and certainly not too cold.>Your nostrils freely take in the pleasant fragrances of the natural world around you.>Clean air, fresh grass, red roses, creamy white gardenias, lilacs…>The soft whistle of the wind masks the gentle rustling of the grass around you.>Your eyes lazily trace the few scant clouds that float high in the sky.>They drift about in the troposphere, content to follow whichever way the wind blows.>Just as the cloud that you're tracking floats out of view—you can feel it:>A slight shift in the wind;>The sudden presence that you feel from behind you;>And the dark shadow looming over your body.>At the peak of your vision, a spiralling horn slowly comes into into view—followed by a blue-green mass of hair, and then a face covered in light purple fur.>Those piercing blue eyes it has stare into your very soul, leaving you paralysed with fear.>The full head of this lilac creature soon eclipses your vision, blocking out sky and sun both.>The creature wears a frown upon its face.>No, wait—its face is upside down, which means that it must be smiling at you, instead.>A predatory grin, most likely—one that relishes your helplessness.>The grin on its face widens as it descends upon you, doubtless intending to make you its next meal.>Your body refuses to heed your commands, so all you can do is hold your breath as you await the end.>It draws closer and closer, until you're face to upside-down face.>And it lightly taps its snout against your nose, the short fur tickling your skin.>Before you can respond, it quickly pulls back.>"Boop!" it gleefully chirps.>And just like that—it leaves, exiting the way it came.>The looming shadow disappears, and the peaceful hyaline returns.>But you continue to lie there, completely and utterly violated—booped without your consent.>And the scariest, most disconcerting thing of all is—>You liked it.boop
How old is glim in your headcanon when you fantasize about her? Like what exact age?
>>40986016>>40986779low-effort samefag. pathetic>>40987712yeah
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>>40998232
this combo tho. slackers
>>40997767>she just goes around booping whoever she wantsalpha mare
>>4099816721 is the age I imagine her, including the m6 (cept Flutters is a year older I guess).
>>40996617no
>>4099816728
>>40998821the glimmy is glinking
>>40997767The cutest serial booper!
GLIM................
>>40999616Beautiful horse
>>40998167I like that she might be much older than she seems because there's no proof that unicorns or pegasi age at the same rate earth ponies do and you don't see many old pegasi or unicorns. didn't lauren faust say the mane six were in their twenties or something?I feel that starlight might be in her forties, though
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>>41001735>>41001741>>41001744Question. Do you actually enjoy the stuff that you generate, or are you just putting it here for shock value? and I know a thing or two about shock value, with a green in a recently-deceased Glim thread
>>41001807He's the same AIfag who threatened to flood this general a few threads back because someone said >AIslop in response to his """"""art"""""". He doesn't even actually like Glim, he just wants the image limit reached early.
>>41001807I enjoy getting my head around making it, I'm quite new to this. I'm not too technical, MSpaint and photoshop are about my general level. I heard people bitching about ai before but that wasn't me posting.>shock valuerude, heh. are they really all that offensive to you? would you rather I post EQG glimmy? don't answer thatbut seriously, I don't do that much of this and I think that for the most part they're getting better. I find it hard to believe that there isn't even one picture that you like. obviously i posted a couple of incredibly retarded looking ones for funwhy is AI so controversial exactly? obviously spambots are bad but what has that to do with anything "ai-art" related?
>>41001934no, I'm not actually. the eight or so pics i posted at the end of the last thread were me, also i have posted everything itt. that's it. if you remember them i made those preggy glim pics too
>>41001962I wasn’t trying to be rude, really. I was just curious if it was bait or not. If it isn’t, then carry on. Trust me we’re on the same team.
>>40996439Dear Celestia, I would pay AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE JUST TO SMELL THAT SOFT MANE PLEASE!!
>>40961895I never realized how much I enjoyed Glim's arc, and honestly I wish she had a type of prison arc/breaking out arc that THEN leads to her eventual reform arc. >after being defeated, Starlight is imprisoned under Princess Twilight's orders, but this type of imprisonment is for Twilight to show her the true power of friendship >Starlight, still resentful, pretends to accept it, which then will later lead to a modified version of the S5 finale, still having the same outcome but now Twilight has more of a basis to not trust Starlight in the later seasons, adding for more times for Starlight to slip up on her controlling tendencies and truly have to find out what friendship means in the later season finales.I know I'm not crazy, just somepony tell me if this would be based or not
>>40961895Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Starlight.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you.I hope Glimmy appears in G5, please PLEASE CELESTIA PLEASE
my city now
>>40998167Maybe its because I'm in my 30s, but I like to go for around 30-32. Making the mane 6 range from early to late 20s.
Glim's ponut would look better with my cum glazed across it imho
>>41002578>curved hornits shit
>>41003519i'd still succ it anon, it doesn't matter. The curvier the better
Its GLIMMY!
>>41004037Hey, it's Glimmy!! It's Glimmy guys, look, it's really Glimmy! Hiiiii Glimmy!! Helloooooo!! *waves*
>>41002550Twilight wanting to imprison Glimmy over a silly cult isn't enough justification especially after she let Trixie go. She'd need to do something bad enough to warrant imprisonment since that's only reserved for world ending threats. Maybe instead of making a cult she went from town to town stealing everyone's cutie marks en masse, so basically a Tirek 2.0.Still I don't know, I personally don't like the idea of Starlight being that evil, that would ruin her character for me. The kind of prison/breaking arc I enjoy is when the character is wrongly (or on purpose to get something from the inside) imprisoned.>but this type of imprisonment is for Twilight to show her the true power of friendshipWhat would that look like? I can't see how friendship could be taught in a prison, that's ironically worse than Starlight's friendship cult. A lowkey message from the premiere is that true friendship can't be artificially manufactured through strict rules and force.
>>41004094Sorry, when I wrote that first green text I was half asleep but now I can clear up my thoughts>Twilight wanting to imprison Glimmy over a silly cult isn't enough justification especially after she let Trixie goThat's fair. I was thinking this event would happen after the S5 finale, where essentially Starlight feels so regretful of her actions, she consentually lets Twilight "imprison" her until she can someday trust her, so a potential friend to be. Twilight feels concern over Starlight's idea of "friendship", and just goes along with it, but keeping in mind that she already considers Starlight a friend.Then for the next season, instead of Starlight being Twilight's student, she's considered an "observer", with minimal interactions with others, but still being able to "befriend" Trixie secretly. Again, this would mostly be all in Starlight's head, and Twilight gives her free reign, but once Starlight saves the Mane 6 at the end of the S6 finale, she is then considered Twilight's student, due to both of their magic being the same level by onlookers. >tl;dr after the S5 finale, Starlight doesn't consider herself good enough to be Twi's friend, so she makes Twi accept her as a "observer", but Twi goes along with it since she considers Starlight a friend already and will help her on her Friendship journey
>TFW no soft Glimmy booty to squeeze/touch
>>41004412>ywn squeeze Glimmy's thicc flanks in front of Suncuck to assert your dominance over him
Glimmy
>>41006147Up you go!
>>40985620
From 1 to 10, how much do you like Glimmy
>>41006873Ten; i constantly fantasize about being yelled at by bangs Glim
>>41002048thanks. I know ai pics aren't everypony's cup of tea, but I should have something non-ai to share too soon. Team Glimmy go>>410068730, I LOVE STARLIGHT GLIMMER
>>41007311YES! I bet you listen to her voice samples, right? I knew I wasn't alone
>>41007336your ai Glims are a little too pig/cow-like for my tastes.
Starlight had brought the contraption from one of the doomed futures she had created. with this, coupled with the completion of her knowledge of the arcane arts of mane magic, she would be unstoppable. a huge lens built into her mane, giving her enemy absolutely no ground.right on schedule, twilight sparkle had re-manifested through time, rearing up for the shot. but within 0.2 of a second, she had registered in starlight's scope, and the magic powered beam weapon had discharged, disintegrating twilight and spike the dragon before the remainder of the second had elapsed. it had been quite clear that twilight did not shoot straight, though she had quickly started to match starlight's prowess, and before long, the outcome of their magical laser duel would have been anypony's guess. so she had taken a chance on a more practical, yet blunt solution. with the princess of friendship eliminated, starlight was free to change time as she deemed. she snorted in satisfaction. perhaps she would take twilight's place to be set up as an alicorn in her place. nopony, not even the princesses would ever know what she had done. nopony would ever know that twilight had even existed. In the distance, little rainbow dash caught sight of starlight as she cackled madly, and shivered as the ashes of the alicorn and baby dragon are scattered by a gust and begin their long descent to equestria. well, thought starlight, she had warned twilight to work on her aim.
>>41007389well you know, that's just, like, your opinion. celestia knows I would boop this snootle
Bro you're getting so little positive response to your automatic image generator that you should just text the files to yourself.
>>41007523unlike you, I'm not paid by the post. here's your (you)have a free glimmy on the house, "bro"
This guy spamming his DALL-E images must have a 4chink pass or is in cahoots with the hotpockets in some way.This shit doesn't even look like Glim, by all accounts its off topic spam and it'd be scruffed in any other waifu general. And it's so obvious he's doing it just to shit up the thread too.
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>>41006873Bangs out of 10!
wouldn’t glam be really frail? she uses magic to do anything physically taxing so I imagine her muscles would be affected.
>>41008695Unicorns like Twi(formerly) and Glim aren't as fit as some other ponies but they aren't 'frail'. I imagine their high levels of magic/mana flowing through their system keep their body in a decent state of physical health, regardless of physical activity, which they still do often as Glim still walks everywhere.
>>41009412I feel like she’s... not looking at me.
>>41009540Shy Glim
>>410068739001/10 I love her very very much!
>>41008695She strong!
>>41010340Imagine how sweaty her ass is in this picture, unf.
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>>41010940
>>41011220God I wanna lick,kiss and sniff Glimmy's ass all day
>>41011714Same. More than anything.
>>41011202It gets even sweatier in the fire swamps afterwards.
>>41011971What does her sweaty ass smell and taste like?
>>41011973Probably sweat and ass, to answer both. But it’s Glimmer’s, so it’d taste and smell orgasmic. You’re gonna get me swept up if I describe it with any more detail, Anon.
>>41011990describe it on detail
more OC
>>41007598I don't even know at this point.OP should just make a "no AI" rule on the opening post so we can have our thread back.
>>41012552>we>our>the actual state of /glim/what gives you the right to decide what's considered acceptable and be able to censor content to other users? you could always hide my posts, but instead you have to be a faggot. also it's rude to ignore somebody when they address you
This man is a mental case, I swear
>>41012590I love you, too
>>41012576>just hide my spamYou're spamming. To get this thread to the image limit early because someone called your garbage AIslop a couple of months ago.
>>41012705okay so how is posting five or six pics every two days or so spamming? why not just keep posting? I have lots of pics. what's the point of reaching the limit early anyway, and when ever did it actually reach it before, anyway? sometimes the new threads are up a while before the limit is even reached. also, I already told you I am not this other ai poster. I usually post edited screens and have posed in the last couple of threads perhaps about 20 (non ai) oc's
>>41012954Not that Anon, but if you are not trying to spam the thread, prove it by posting catbox links like they do in the AI thread. I'm not against AI images, but it seems more courteous to use links then push the thread to image bump limit. By the way, that's also what they concluded in the AI thread and for the most part they abide by it now. That's they don't burn through threads like they used to. This is just a suggestion, but I think it's a good one.>Other benefits of doing it this way.The other Glimmer Anons will appreciate that you are conserving image bumps in the thread and they will no longer be suspicious that you are trying to spam it. Probably, a lot of them think you are an anti-Glimmer troll trying to pester them, ruin the thread, and invade their space. Can you blame them? I've had the same suspicions about your posting and the other Anon's posting as well. If you show this courtesy, probably Anon's will even be willing to discuss your images and offer constructive criticism or (you)s.>After thoughtNot trying to be a dick about it. Just writing it as I see things. However, now the ball is in your court. If you keep dumping images we'll all know that you are not genuine, but rather, a troll.
>>41013103>prove it by posting catbox links like they do in the AI threadI don't post on other sites like that. others are free to post my pics on there. OP already did, see "Edits conjured". I literally made all those>That's they don't burn through threads like they used tonothing do do with them being threads full of anons doing it and not just one guy who as it happens, is posting completely on-topic content (glimmy)>but I think it's a good one.for those threads>other Glimmer Anons will appreciate that you are conserving image bumps in the threadwhy, what's the big deal?>no longer be suspicious that you are trying to spam italready shown that I post non-AI oc, if they are still are still suspicious I am not genuine, then they might be retarded>invade their space"their"? you're kidding, right? lmao>we'll all know that you are not genuinewrong. because I post "genuine" oc. if you liked any of that, the bouncing ass glimmer, for instance, that makes you a hypocrite for calling me a spammer. pretty sure I have a couple of things I forgot to post before, too.>offer constructive criticism or (you)sI don't need (you)s because I'm not a shillI've already had some positive responses to my pics. the opinion of one butthurt, tiny little man screeching about images being posted on an imageboard is irrelevant. besides, it isn't even genuine. one moment it's the image quality, then it's "spamming". what nonsensemy ai glimmies are constantly improving. to be sure, I am not a computer scientist, and began messing with this out of curiosity. I only ever wanted to deliver cute glimmies to the true glimfrens. here's one I forgot to post from the preggy pics. this is oc
>>41013214>no will not use catbox links >I wanna keep spam- I mean posting my low effort trash ITT>also I'm being harrased by like one guy everyone else likes my stuffThis motherfucker, lol.
>>41008963fair.
>>41013214>tiny little man>true glimfrensHeh, is this a FAKE thread too?I think what anon said about catboxing your ai is a good suggestion. You could post many links in a single post that way. Your edits are fine since they are hand made.Be more like >>41009412 or maybe put a little more effort into your posts like with your edgy sniper one.>what's the big deal?This thread is for all Glimmy lovers equally, it's not fair for you to soak up a ton of real estate.
>>41013229not the magic part, its said by princess celestia in magical mystery cure that magic is a force in equestria that is manipulated by unicorns, not contained in them. hence the cutie mark mix up. which is part of the retardation later of celestia and twilight passing around alicorn magic like handegg.not to be an ass, though, my headcanon is like his, but I feel the horn is the magical part
>>41013325>said by princess celestia in magical mystery cure that magic is a force in equestria that is manipulated by unicornsI'm struggling to find it, what did she say exactly?
>>41013310what was edgy about the sniper post. sometimes I get inspired and write a story, that's all. thanks i guess for calling my edits fine>This thread is for all Glimmy lovers equally, it's not fair for you to soak up a ton of real estatethe thread is completely dead whenever I pop in. what the hell are you talking about
>>41013346sorry bro. looks like my brain took a shit. it's gonna drive me crazy now. I think she said it in one of the two-parters. that's all I remember, that magic is not part of the pony, but everywhere I think she said. damn now I'm gonna have to go see
>>41013310It's a troll. Recommend not responding to him. His atrocious art (even by AI standards) and comments are designed to agitate, to which he gets off. His objective is likely to shit up the thread because he hates those that like Glimmer. Again, recommend not responding.>verification not required
>>41013310>>41013378stop samefagging
>>41013403I (>>41013378) am not this Anon (>>41013310). I am actually this other Anon (>>41013103).
>glim
Breakfast time! Imagine having pancake breakfast with Starlight.
>>41014211>she makes your pancakes look like her roompa which you're gonna be eating later
>>41014211What could she possibly be thinking as she stares blankly at me and chews her food?
>>41014234Mayne she's wondering if you like the pancake breakfast she made for (you). You should tell her it's delicious!
>>41014280>Glimmy got the recipe from Celestia>it's absolutely divine
>>41014527Naughty Trixie, you know that's a sensitive subject for her!
>>41014211I think I almost got hypnotized looking at her cheeks
>>41015267Just wait until the drugs she spiked your pancakes with take effect.>Verification not required.
>>41015418>me thinking 'bout glim
Up
Hypothetically, if a war were to break out in Equestria against some other land, what role would Glimmer play? I see her as being part of some sort of covert operations outfit; the kind of outfit that does all the dirty work nopony wants to know about.
>>41016322I like the idea of her being in covert ops. Secretly gathering intel and sabotaging the enemy, and if possible finding information that could lead to diplomacy.
>>41016322I can't see her getting involved at all.
more glimmy
>>41016712If her friends are in trouble, you can be damn sure she'll get involved
>>41017768What would her ethics be, though. Would she use aggressive methods to extract information from captured spies/enemies? Would she be afraid she would revert to her evil ways? Or would she shun all of that?
It's been, like, years, hasn't it?Why hasn't she showed up to my doorstep yet?
>>41018352You're supposed to show up at HER doorstep
>>41017881She wouldn't harm or do anything untoward to any prisoner of war for sure, so no torture. I could see her using a simple truth serum spell to get them to spill the beans. Maybe low level mind control like getting someone to open a locked door, basically shit jedi do in star wars.
>>41018740Wouldn't that be a little creepy?It's not like she's watching a show about humans where I'm her husbando.
>>41018352>He hasn’t made a Starlight tulpa yet
>>41015418glimmer vibes
>>41019414Are you sure you aren't starring in your own Seinfeld or Truman show right now?
>>41020777>Starlight tunes in every day to watch her favorite human play video games after his painfully boring jobI should start talking to myself like a streamer to make it more interesting.
more glim..
>>41021153What? You don't talk to yourself normally? You should try it. Helps you work through problems better.
Bangs bump
>>41023223Damn it... actually made me feel
>>41023223If Glim isn't real than my life never mattered anyway.
glimmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>41024117oooooooOOOOoooooooooo~
>>41023223Her feelings are important enough to her to codify them in a book.
>>41023223my little esl
My mare? Glimmy.
>>41026047UNF pose
>>41023814>hfw I take the last tendieYou snooze you lose!
Is her coat purple or pink?
>>41027863Its lavender!
>>40965117I dunno if there's already an edit of this, but here you go, friends.Please take care of yourselves if you're neglecting yourself lately.
>>41028298>spoilerBut if I do that, I won’t be able to stay here and show my appreciation for Glimmy all the time...
>>41028433>all the time..I mean, how much time do you need to make 1 or 2 posts a day?
>>41028468More than you’d think, and more than you’d hope. Anyway, I’m exaggerating obviously. I could be doing better though, but do kinda browse this place obsessively.
>>41028433Appreciation is fueled by your own life, anon. Put the pedal to the metal and show her your resolve!
>>41028540"If you never put your foot on the gas, you'll never get some ass." - Lightning McQueen
If you had to live the life of any pony>from birthNot from when they appeared in the show, and eventually try to romance Glimmy, who would you choose? Assume for sake of simplicity that despite being (You), your pony of choice retains their natural cutie mark propensity.
>>41028805Sunburst, he's already pretty easy to self-insert as and I'll get to be with Glimmy very early on. Learning magic with her will be super fun and of course I won't let things turn out the way it did.
>>41029379Trixie is NOT a slopfag this is SLANDER
>>41028194okay, just making surei've seen some people describe her as pink and i thought i lost my mind
>>41023223But she is in the physical world She in the other room
>>41029379fucking kek
Glimmmmmmmmmmm
>>41029111I figured this would be the answer I'd get. And it is a good one! Easy modo for most of us ITT.>of course I won't let things turn out the way it did.With your pic related being an actually possibility, yeah! I'd try and see how I could do as Maud myself.Sunburst, Trixie, Maud, Twilight would all be fairly good "ez" choices.Someone trying Rainbow for example it might be trickier.
>>41031537glumpy bump?
i wish i was brave enough to write a greentext
>>41032351A bunch of the shit I write gets nuked, if that gives you any confidence. Just write using only well-liked ideas and you’ll do just fine. Even if the quality is shit initially, you ‘will’ get better and better if you don’t give up. Go for it, Anon!
>>41032351Just write and post, Anon. None of us can know who you are. Of course, you might be criticized. Just accept it and use good criticism to improve. Ignore insults. If you ask for advice on your writing up front, it will blunt most of the trolling and shitposting, if any. If it helps, just post some samples of your writing and we can give you some pointers; well, I will at least.
Glumping before bed
>>41032351>"I wish I was brave enough to write a greentext.""But, Starlight, you make greentext when you talk.">"Really?">Starlight looks at her words for the first time>"...Woah. That's trippy."Yeah, but it's easy. If you can write how you talk, then making greentext should be a snap.>"Wait, how come you don't make greentext when you talk?"Cause I'm special.>She rolls her eyes. "Har har.""Yeah, well, the joke's on you, cause your text is still green.">"Actually, the joke's on you. Black text alone doesn't make you special.""Joke's on you, cause, yeah, it does. This ain't Our Town, and I can be special if I want. And I am. I may be green, but my text sure ain't, baby.">She grins shrewdly>"This is Our Town. Joke's on you, I'm still evil Glimmer.">You look around>This is Our Town>She is evil GlimmerShit.>"...So, I just have to write all that now, right?""Yeah.">"Can we still keep roleplaying?">Like you're going to say no>Evil Glim is hot af>"Hey! I saw that!"Shit.>"But you're not wrong..."do it Anon, I believe in you, you're special
Glussy... glonut....
>>41033444delightfully meta>>41033488glussy sounds a lot like glossy and now I'm imagining glimmy with a very shiny vagina
>>41033444lol gave me a chuckle
>>41033698one Glim definitely does
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>>41035135crystal glim is rudely underrated!
>>41035230I like how the energy wave felt she would look prettier with a hair band, and promptly gave her one. Well done, energy wave!
>>41035567didn’t even notice that
>>41036304Imagine her crystal pussy
>>41036321You’d be bone dry after less than a minute in there
>>41036304Cute ooo!
How about.. mmmm, Glimmy?
>>41036807>glimmy after I profess my undying love and propose to her
glimmy's glumpy
>>41038462Don’t know which I love more, her glumpy or her glussy.
>>41039947>Glimmy takes it upon herself to become the spokesmare for human male x mare relationships and interspecies relationships as a whole
>>41036321too strong
heat is killing meI wish glimmer were here to cast a cold spell or something
>>41040110why can I very easily see Trixie rapidly joining her on this
>>41041640I can imagine the ensuing shenanigans.
>>41036321Glim is not for sexual
>>41041945
>>41041345>Glimmy casually summons the windigos to stave off the heat
>>41036321>ImagineHer crystal pussy would have kaleidoscopic qualities. Moreover, crystal Glimmy probably glows brighter (including her pussy) when sexually aroused.>>41036345>Bone dryI respectfully disagree. I suggest the headcanon that what would normally be natural lubricant in a normal pony becomes lubricating liquid crystal in a crystal pony. Think of it like a highly refractive, clear, and sparkling gel.>>41040967>Too strongNah. Imagine Her pussy canal as highly polished stone (marble, granite, pure Quartz, or whatever), except that it is also organic. Normally it would be rigid, but when she is sexually aroused it becomes pliable and flexible. Yes, it would be stronger than a normal pony's, but not so strong that it would exclude a non-crystal penis. The challenge would be part of the fun.>>41041945>Not for sexualAnd would you deny Glimmer the opportunity to engage in one of her basic biological and emotional needs? You would deny her the chance to have exciting, steamy, but loving and fulfilling sex with the one she cares about? I would think not. All diploid biological organisms are for sexual, including Glimmy and (you).See picrel: How could such a sexy creature not be for sexual?
>>41042580>I respectfully disagreeI meant that your semen reserves would be bone dry kek
would you say Glim has angry issues?
>>41043407Yes, but she's getting better. Unfortunately I'd probably be a bad influence because I find angry Glim sexy.
>>41043560Same desuI’m not really particular on which Glim I would like to yell at me, but I think post reformation would be more fun
Eating glims pussy for breakfast
Bangs Glimmy love!
>>41045129A little bit of evil glimmy love wouldn't go amiss
Talk about Glims butt
>>41046114Made for plapping.
>>41046114Glump’s rump is plump
>>41045711More than just a little!>>41046114Perfect posterior, pert, plush and provocative.
Pic related, its me.
>>41047063Statue Glim has a nice ploota
>>41047550You wouldn't imply for a moment her ploota wouldn't be rendered in superb detail and precision, would you? With plenty of studying of the original to be accurate as possible.
