>I waited centuries for my human husband to sweep off my hooves, carry me to my bed and massage my stomach, hooves and then brush my mane. And what happens? He would rather chase the non-crystal mares. Well thats ok I guess. I can die alone and forgotten like most of the other crystal mares.
>>41014207>be hard to draw>get no artIs really that simple.
>>41014207WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
>>41014207>>41014252Dammit! This is a one-two punch that tugs at my heart strings. I will now dedicate some of my time to learn how to draw crystal ponies and writing about them. Hang in there crystal mares!
>>41014207Did the Crystal Ponies experience the passage of time when the empire disappeared? Did they age? Or did a few centuries go by where Crystal Ponies spent their entire lives never seeing the outside world?
>>41014207I'll lick your ponut
>>41014207No one wants to fuck you because your ponut is a glorified dick grater.
>>41014870>Twilight casts a spell on your willy to give it the properties of titanium
>>41014207Hey pretty mare, you know, my dick is not made of crystals and I will probably cut my cock trying to rape you anyway, so I do apologize for inconvenience. I won't put anything on my dick to remove sensations from the maresex ever so no bothering me with such ideas. I can still brush your mane tho.
>>41014207>Didn't finish my drawing of Golden Hooves before her thread died>Now the crystal mares are sadFuck.
>>41015212Post it here, Anon. I wanna see.
>>41014765I like the headcanon an Anon posted, where they got stuck in time and Luna feels more comfortable and at home there because of that
>>41015287I'll post it when I get out of the wage cage
>>41015212>>41015326Thank you for giving the mare her time in the light AnonNow I'm wondering if I should still add her to the "draw X mare" history compilation, or if sadly it's no longer elegible due to being meant to be there but missing the thread itself, as the compilation will be for the threads and creations in them for us to reminisceAlso quite amazingly there hasn't been many dupes, in fact, I think it was only a single one through all this time
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>>41016050based
>>41014765>>41015302It would actually make more sense for Sombra to have conquered the Crystal Empire and turned it into his literal thousand-year Reich. It would make little sense to essentially warp the entire country into a time period where their foes are a millennium ahead in technology and innovation, which could be used to easily bring him down. Imagine if King Harold transported England from the year 1066 to the present day instead of trying whatever he could. Wouldn’t they face defeat by a much more technologically advanced France?
>>41015302I like this. You could write a green from Luna's perspective where she visits the Crystal Empire for the first time since it disappeared and none of the Crystal Ponies ever knew about the Nightmare Moon stuff. That voice in the back of her mind that always reminded her "You're a monster" when she spoke to anypony would finally be silent, because NMM never terrorized Crystal Ponies. The citizens of the Crystal Empire only see Luna, Princess of the Night, who had come to aid them in their darkest hour. Though, how would the crystal ponies react to Luna being just as out-of-the-loop on modern goings-on as they?
>>41015356>>41016050I love crystal mares!
>>41015356>>41016050These are wonderful! Well done!>>41015302I also like this headcanon.
>>41014297Based.
>>41016050She's rock solid and so am I.
I just don't like them because I don't know how they work.
>>41016050Cute mar-OhW-wew...
>>41017859That's a mare, anon.
>>41016050Why do crystal cucks always draw them as crystal, DYEWTS
>>41017876...and what was I saying?
>>41016050Thats a nicely drawn butt
>>41014207she'll get her husbando yet
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