Holy shit, a talking horse!

>>41015611
Derpy has rizz like you wouldn't believe. When she asks you this with no pressure in her voice, no fear of rejection, just an innocent opening to have fun with you in a new way if you're ready - god, who would say no?

>>41015611
Why would anyone say no to Derpy? She's cute and innocent and very breedable

>>41015648
Hardcore 'tism rizz. You just CAN'T say no to that offer... well, you very much can, but why would you?

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>>41015611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>41015611
Please crush my pelvis with your iron plot.

>>41015611
Sure. I know just the place.
>*takes her to Costco's baked goods section to buy as many muffins as she wants*

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>>41015682
>I don't know, Anooon. That sounds pretty mean... wouldn't you rather rest your head on my tummy instead?

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>>41015691
>Hgah!

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>>41015696
What if I want you to feel warm and fuzzy inside, what would it take?

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>>41015651
She rides too hard

>>41015611
haha, i love this little retard. would marry and give countless foals. What are your guys' fave Derpy greens/fics?

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>>41015648

>>41015655
Because you think retarded people are basically an uninteresting waste of your time who will bring strife into your life if you associate with them.

That's basically the answer.

I for one am just curious what she's got in mind.

>>41015691
Damn. That's the very best thing you could have done for her on a first date. Well done, Anon.

>>41015691
Anon definitely got laid that night

>>41016110
lol

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>>41016201

>>41016464
derpy really knows how to use her fat marecock

>>41015611
Where do you want to go?

>>41016474
GDI, anon

>>41016474
>>>/trash/

>>41016110
With a plot that riské, it's hard for her to not. Even going soft, she still have a dump truck wrecking ball that would crush weaker men. I feel sorry for Derpyfags, really.

>>41016143
What the fruit? I made this comment like a full year and a half ago. Has this just been sitting on your hard drive ever since?

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>>41016962
Oh shit, it WAS a full year ago!

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>>41017633

>>41017671
Based

>>41015611
>mareoid using me to datemaxx
No way fag

>>41017706
What?????

>>41015611
I love her more than my heart can express. She's just honest and pure, nothing seems to beat her because she always has the will to keep going. She's such a sweet pony.

>>41017943
Sometimes I worry that I love these ponies so much when they're not real, that I have so much of my heart and thoughts set aside for them but then I realise that they truly are teaching me how to be a kinder, better more loving person, that the love I have for them is the love I can give to everyone else in my life. The second best thing to being there and hugging those mares is trying to spread every good thing that they represent with the people here I can talk to.

>>41016962
>>41016964
Lmao I've seen that image posted before, I even saved it myself, that's funny you didn't know about it.

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>>41016464
Mmm the bite marks are everything.

no way filly

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I just read a Derpy fic that made me smile, here it is if you want to read it

>>41018351
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/536773/1/i-forgor/i-rember

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>>41017948
Hit the nail on the head anon. You are a true waifufag.

>>41018357
Daww that was comfy.

>>41017671
Anon is the smartest anon to have ever lived.

>>41017633
This anon is the dumbest anon who has ever lived.

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>>41017671
>>41017948
Equestria shall be your reward for you kindness Anons.

>>41017948
The love of mare simply doesn't exist in mankind, anon. Your love will be rebuffed, and those you think love you either have or will abuse your trust and love.
This world is not made for marely love.

>>41015611
Tfw i will never be asked to go on a date with Derpy

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>>41017671
This is the correct decision right here.

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>>41018655
>everything is shit, stop trying to be good
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>41018812
just stating the truth of the matter. Reserve your love for after you get isekai'd to the horselands.

>>41015691
>>41015706
>>41016188
>le muffins
forced meme

>>41018870
You're forced.

"Sure Derps, where are you gonna take me?"
>"W-wait really?"
"Why not? I got nothing better to do."
>"O-oh yeah, uhhh, maybe we could go to. . .
>Derpy glances to the various sit ins in the area while Anon just stands there with a smirk.
>"Do you like Prench food? We could go to Fils de pute."
"I don't know Derpy, isn't that place pretty pricey? I like Fre- I mean Prench food, but I don't like it that much."
>"Oh don't worry about that! I got it!"
"Heh, okay, did you want to do a Lunch date and head there now or did you-"
>"A lunch date! Let's go now!"
"Alright, but they whip out any snails I'm outta there."
>"Gross Anon, Prench ponies don't eat snails! That's just mean!"
"Sure they do, that's why they smell so bad."
>"Wha? Really?"
"Yup, now let's go get some fancy overpriced shit!"
>"Yeah! Overpriced shit!" Derpy shouts as wraps her hooves around Anon's neck for a piggy back ride.
"Atta girl!"

Does Anon get lucky? Does Derpy order Escargo? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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I want to buy overpriced shit with Derpy!

Meant to reply to >>41019032

>>41019032
>Fils de pute

Kek

>>41016110
That's a good thing.

>>41019032
>Sure they do, that's why they smell so bad."
>>"Wha? Really?"
>"Yup
Half the fun is in telling her made up stuff and having her believe it

>>41016464
Unf.

>>41019032
I can't make this little sweety pay for overpriced shit. She works hard for her money. I say we piggy back her to the park. Maybe do a picnic

>>41016464
ah this is amazing.

>>41016110
Alpha mare energy right here.

>>41019032
>>41019443
https://youtu.be/-EnwTmCo4ro?si=ljU7QblxOyUBiK3Z

Which voice do you like more?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV0akONkWs

>>41019642
New

>>41019642
>the new removes RBD saying 'Derpy'
it's fucking shit

>>41019642
Damn she even sounds retarded.

>>41019642
New, but why did they take the word "Derpy" away from RD?

>>41020061
Soccer moms found it offensive to their retarded children.

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>>41015611
What's the best location for a Derpy date besides >>41015691

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>>41018440

>>41020212
Her bedroom to eat her muffin until she squees.

>>41020212
Taking her to Ponyville hospital to find out if she's pregnant

>>41020238
Cute

>>41020061
>>41020075
It was an omen of things to come

>>41015611
Ya wanna get married?

>>41020212
>Fantastically powerful body
>Zero self control or spatial awareness
>probably bad eyesight
Basket ball if she can aim the ball or can be convinced it doesn't matter if she actually scores. There's a good chance she would love a game where she's praised for knocking people over.

Realistically, she spends a lot of time apologizing and this wouldn't be that good of an idea and she probably can't aim for shit or control her body that well.

Bumpercars sounds kinda ok but it doesn't actually engage her physically and she might have a harder time controling the car.

Almost no kind of complex game, so that's most board games. I don't think she can handle unfair sudden-loss games like sorry, chutes and ladders, or dog, so that's every OTHER board game.

She might like art stuff but I don't think she would be any good. This would either be drawing while she scribbles nearby or, worse yet, derpy continually apologizing while you encourage her.

1. no structured physical games
2. no board games or complex technology-assisted games like lazertag or gocarts.
3. no artistic endeavors

... imagination games? That's not enough to hold an adult without just treating her exactly like a kid.
How about DnD but using a maximally simple rule set. She can have her little character and you can ask her "and what do you want to have good-pony mc eyeswork do?" and she can bashfully tell you and it can happen.

We could technically watch tv and movies but she would not be getting the same experience out of it as us.
She would probably fucking love being read to.
She's probably the best little kitchen aide as long as she either can or never does use a knife.
She probably likes natural settings, pretty places with little creatures. The creatures probably should avoid her but she navigates all across equestria on the daily. She probably knows more about the shape of the world than twilight or rainbow, might even have something to show you. You and derpy swimming under an isolated waterfall.

What other things even exist? Casual vandalism? Smash pumpkins and tag cloud houses with spraycans?
Chores?

>>41017718
Derpy is a lovepilled datecel

>>41015611
YES! 8D

>>41021845
And that's a good thing!

>>41019642
old voice so much better

How do you go about turning Derpy down?

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>>41022041
>turning a mare down who asks YOU on a date
may I ask whats wrong with you

>>41022041
"Can my marefriend come too?"

I don't think there's another reason to do such a thing, is there?

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>>41016964
>rizz is a year old
thats it im off to kill myself

>>41022041
Tell her that you are married but would be fine with hanging out as just friends sometime.

derpy pics?

>>41022041
Easy as fuck, just pick her up and place her back upside down retard. Don't know why I waste my intellegence on you people

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She got that retard rizz. Strongest in the game.

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>>41022213
Just a year old?
Anon, it’s been maybe a year and a half since that shit started hitting the chanboard when you millenialniggers started picking up zoomer slang and ironically repeating it. You stupid niggers found out about “Rizz” at around the same time that Oxford named it the word of the year in 2023. Rizz has been around since before the Coronavirus epidemic, or it came out in the fall school year just before the coof hit. I definitely remember that word being tossed around in September/October of 2020, and then it really took off the following summer.

This might come as a shock to you, anon, but retarded cacamilelnials aren’t very in touch with younger generations. You braindead mutts spent 15 years complaining after you graduated and committed ZERO terrorist attacks outside of Elliot Rodger, God rest his soul. Millemutts are seriously subhuman.

>>41022627
>Be violent
Wall-to-wall condemnation in the media. You're a terrorist.
>Block traffic
Endless wagies talking about just running you over.
>Sit outside a courthouse
Lawmakers are personally shook by your harassment and motivated against you
>Just do a symbolic gesture where people can see
"These football guys have insulted our country."
>Just do a gesture where people can't see
...
>Every single time
"There must be a better way to get your message across."

>Simply say that what you think is bad is bad
"This whole gen is subhuman."

>>41022627
>>41022640
Millenials love slobbering all over nigger penises, this is why most zoomers are mulattos. They lust for nigger dicks and fetishize fat sheboons, as a result all zoomers are nappy haired blue eyed silverbacks with room temp IQs.

>>41022645
I, on the other hand, love to slobber all over marecocks

>>41022647
Based

>>41022645
Like clockwork every time people bring up politics and then get pushed in a corner around here the whip out the black people.

>>41022656
Glk glk glk glk.
I can't hear you over the sound of you deepthroating Tayshawn's dick, I bet you have an ace of spades tattoo on your ass.

>>41022656
>whip
>black people
come on now

My God can you niggers shut the fuck up

>>41022669
I knew what I said
was wondering if someone would bite, frankly.

>>41022663
What the fuck does the ace of spades have to do with anything?

>>41022647
dumb futatranny

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>ruining a Derpy thread with this bullshit

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Will she divorce you for this?

>>41022702
Honestly, you would deserve it, the more I think about it.

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>>41022712
I don't like crumbs in the bed. Too messy.

>>41022720
Isn't it your and her right to make those sheets filthy nasty and soaked whenever you please?

You're imagining a timeline where you wake up every morning covered in lightly oiled crumbs, which is a deal breaker.

"Derpy eating muffins in bed" is not the same as "waking up covered in crumbs." It can lead to that, but they are different things. Your making a rule that pretends they are, equates the two things, meaning you don't think derpy can generally avoid getting crumbs in the bed and/or won't clean the sheets, and you think this on assumption.

If she's not adult enough to be trusted with food what are you doing in bed with her?

She shouldn't leave you for taking away her muffins she should leave you because you're not her partner and you never were.

It would be another thing if she had already failed and recognized her failure, but derpy is confused in the image.

>>41022720
counterpoint: derpy will lick the crumbs off of your body

>>41022702
>Last time you ate too much, and puked it all on my dick. No more

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>>41022627
brutha i'm an 18 year old zoomer

>>41023128
Muffins are allowed in bed now.

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>>41022041
>How do you go about turning Derpy down?
I would never.

>>41022041
>Derpy Hooves has had a crush on Anon ever since he came to Equestria
>Although she's a welcome part of the Ponyville community, she has never found a mate
>Anon works at Sugarcube Corner and always makes the best blueberry muffins. They remind her of her mother's
>As the muffin enjoyer that she is, she frequents the shop quite a bit and talks to Anon when she can
>No pony, or man in this case, has ever made her feel this warmth in her heart before
>Derpy knows that she's in love with Anon but doesn't know how to express herself
>She goes to Rarity for advice
>Rarity is absolutely delighted to hear about Derpy's gushing heart and vows to assist
>The first course of action is to fit and make Derpy a pretty dress
>To Derpy's surprise, Rarity pointed out that her normal attire or mailmare uniform were not up to snuff and clearly wouldn't do
>And so Rarity spent the next several days making the lovey dovey pony the dress of her dreams
>With dress in hoof, Derpy was as giddy as a filly at a candy shop
>Now it was up to Derpy to lay it on thick with Anon
>Rarity knows everypony's business in town and has good word that Anon has been single ever since he arrived
>Well, except for that awkward fling he had with Lyra
>Rarity asked for some inside information from Pinky and Anon is getting off early this upcoming Tuesday
>The big day is here and Rarity helps Derpy into the brand new dress
>She looks stunning, even Rarity is surprised at how beautiful she is
>Filled with some extra confidence from her friend, Derpy heads off to the bakery
>She blushes as she thinks of Anon, excited and feeling a sense of daring
>Now arriving at her destination, a bit of fear grips her
>Almost too scared to open the door, she thinks about turning back and going home
>She's filled with a sense of dread, thoughts flooding through her mind. "What if Anon doesn't like me?"
>Shrugging that aside, she scrunches her face and opens the door to the Cake's shop
>The sweet aroma of baked goods hits her nostrils and she can't help but smile
>She sees Anon walking up to her and she freezes

>>41024020
>"Oh hey Derp, here for some more muffins? I just finished my last batch and am out for the day. Just check at the counter with Mr. Cake"
>With a nonchalant smile Anon walks past Derpy and exits out the front door
>Derpy stands there for a moment unsure of what to do
>In reality she can't move a muscle and wishes Rarity was there to direct her to Anon's heart
>A tear falls down her face but she snaps out of it when a customer asks her politely to move away from blocking the door
>It's Cheerilee and she gives Derpy a concerned look
>"Are you okay dear?"
>Derpy composes herself and regains her focus
"Yes! Sorry for getting in the way, I was just leaving"
>Cheerliee nods and moves along into the short line
>Derpy leaves the Cake's shop, heart racing
>She sees anon in the distance and runs after him
"A-anon...Anon!!"
>Anon hears somepony calling his name and turns around
>He sees a teary eyed pony in a dress charging full speed in his direction
>He thinks it's Derpy but isn't sure, whoever it is seems to be wearing some fancy dress?
>With some confusion Anon stands there just looking on at the pony coming towards him
"...Anon..."
>Slightly out of breath, Derpy is now standing in front of him
>"Derpy..? Are you okay? And what's with the dress?"
>Her left eye looks up into his eyes, her right eye drifting off towards the sky
"I love you!"

>>41024032
>This sudden proclamation is followed by a deafening silence
>Now with both of her eyes narrowed and staring directly at Anon, a tear drips down her cheek
>After some more uncomfortable silence, Derpy continues
>She recalls practicing her speech with Rarity but the adrenaline rush overrides her memorized lines
"I like you...ever since you came here I've had feelings for you. You are sweet and kind, and you make the best muffins..."
>Anon is in a slight state of shock
>Well, that's an understatement, he stands there unable to say a word
>To the credit of Derpy's determination she's not stopping now
"I want you to be my special somepony, I want you to bake muffins at my house...I want you to hold my hoof..."
>"Look, Derpy..."
>Anon tries to talk but Derpy cuts him off
"I want you to kiss me and cuddle me...I want you in my life Anon"
>Anon grimaces and he shuffles on his feet awkwardly
>"You are already in my life, you come to the bakery all the time and I enjoy our conversations...but I had no idea you felt that way about me"
>More uncomfortable silence
>Derpy doesn't get the hint yet and smiles up at Anon as another tear slides off her cheek
"I love you so much, will you be my special somepony?"
>"Derpy, this is all really sudden.."
>Before he can finish his sentence Derpy cuts him off again
"Don't worry we can take things slow! I've actually never had a special somepony before so I'd rather it that way"
>"No, I meant that I don't know what to say here exactly"
"W-what?"
>Derpy stutters as she realizes that maybe things aren't going as planned, her fears starting to reignite
>"Um, I think you are great and that anypony should feel jealous of me right now. But..."
>Derpy looks at Anon and asks innocently
"B-but?"
>"I'm already in love with another mare, I'm sorry."
>Without any warning, tears cascade down her warm blushing cheeks
>Derpy stands there unable to move or speak
>"I'm sorry Derpy, I've had to keep my relationship a secret because her parents wouldn't approve. You're a fantastic pony and I hope we can still be friends"
>Anon goes to pat her head but she flinches
>Derpy looks up at Anon, eyes like rough rapids gushing
>She tries to say something but it just comes out as a despairing moan
>Completely crushed and embarrassed, Derpy flies off in a rush

>>41024155
>Derpy spent the next two days in isolation
>She didn't show up to work nor even step outside her house
>She spent day and night weeping in her bed, thinking about Anon
>Her stomach started grumbling, she had lost her appetite entirely and hadn't eaten a morsel
>She managed to pull herself out of bed and go to the kitchen
>Preheating the oven she then opened the cupboard and pulled out a large mixing bowl
>Next some flour, sugar, salt and other ingredients
>With interim sniffling Derpy was starting to feel a little better, making muffins was one of her favorite things to do
>As she begins to stir her mix she reminisces about when she was a young filly and would help her mom bake
>They would bake cakes, cookies and all sorts of goodies but muffins were always her favorite
>Now in better spirits she pours the mix into her muffin tray
>Her face scrunches for a moment as she realizes she doesn't have any blueberries to add
>Distracted, her aim isn't on target and a small goop pile is now sitting on her counter
>She manages to fill the tray without any further mistakes and then places it in the oven
>With a little smirk she walks back to her counter and slurps up the batter
>Derpy sits there watching the oven, taking in deep breaths. Becoming relaxed with her mind entirely fixed on muffins
>The timer goes off and she jumps up in excitement
>With a big smile she opens the oven and grabs the tray
>She screams and let's go immediately
>She runs over to the faucet and drenches her hoof in cool water
>She winces in pain and looks down where she was burned
>It looks superficial so she sighs in relief, but there is still a throbbing pain
>She drys herself off and grabs her oven mitt
>The muffins are slightly burnt, but she takes a bite anyway
>They have a little bit of a crunch but overwise aren't too bad. "If only I had one of Anon's muffins" she thought to herself
>She slowly stops chewing and puts down the muffin
>Tears start to form but she shakes her head. "No! I want to see Anon and I will eat his muffins!"

>>41022702
>>41022720
>>41024256
>>41024155
>>41024032
>>41024020
>le muffins
forced meme

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>>41024256
>yanderpy
Oh no bro.

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>>41024302
t. didn't watch the show

>>41024256
>With a rush of energy Derpy flies as fast as she can to Sugarcube Corner, barely avoiding crashing into the window
>Barging in she does her best to scan for Anon, eyes googling around in random directions
>"Welcome Derpy, can I help you?"
>Mrs. Cake has a slightly concerned expression but still gives Derpy a welcoming smile
"Anon...where is Anon?"
>"He's off today sweetie. Said something about having a friend over but he'll be back tomorrow"
>Without a word Derpy zooms out of the shop, leaving Mrs. Cake a tad befuddled
>Although it's true Derpy has followed Anon home a couple times, everypony knows where the human lives in town
>She's halfway there but finds herself out of breath, Derpy lands and sits down for a minute as her mind is racing about this "friend"
>After gaining her bearings Derpy continues
>Now in front of Anon's house, she peers through his window
>To her dismay, another pony is inside sitting on his lap
>Derpy wastes no time, her love is at stake
>She surges through the front door without any form of notice or consent
>The door slams open and startles Anon and the pony on his lap
"Anon! Who is she? I want you to be with me!"
>Derpy's chest is puffed out, a little bit of floof swaying up and down as she breathes heavily
>"Who am I? Who the HELL are YOU?"
>The other gray pony in the room is now getting off Anon's lap making her way towards Derpy
>Derpy awkwardly hoofs the ground as tears drop around her
>"I said, who the hell are you? Anon who is this mare? Are you cheating on me?"
>Anon sits there in shock, his lips start to move but nothing comes out

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Okay, I saw this green about two years ago. I would still pick Derpy because Limestone is mean and would kick me in the balls at least Derpy would be nice to me.

>>41024348
"I'm Derpy...Derpy Hooves"
>"And? Are you banging MY boyfriend behind my back?"
>She looks furious and is starting to scare Derpy as she gets closer
>Anon finally gets up and puts his hand on Limestone's mane
>"Limestone, honey...I love you and would never cheat, you know that. She's just a friend that I see at work sometimes. I promise"
>Derpy's intial impetuous drive is quickly draining, those words from Anon stinging harshly
>Still alarmed and furious, Limestone Pie takes a moment to gaze intently at Anon
>"I believe you Anon"
>For a moment she loses all sense of hostility and closes her eyes as she nuzzles her face into Anon's hand. Eventually she reaches up and kisses him on the lips
>For Derpy, time is moving in slow motion. Each second feels like an hour as she witnesses the scene before her
>Even her tears seem to descend down her cheeks at a laggard's pace
>Her heart wrenching in ten different directions at once, unable to bear this terrible burning pain in her very snowpity
>Eventually Limestone breaks away the kiss and turns her attention back to Derpy
>"You better explain yourself, NOW"

>>41024347
>Season 5
point proven

>>41024456
>Derpy's lips tremble and she looks down at the floor unable to meet Limestone's fierce glare
>"Derpy, I already told you I had a special somepony..."
>Anon disappointedly interjects, shaking his head at the situation
>Derpy looks up at Anon, and it's at that moment when her heart finally breaks
>She realizes that there is no hope to be with Anon. The only person she's ever loved is now fiction, a twisted joke
>"Well? What do you have to say for yourself, coming here and breaking in? I don't get to see Anon that much since I attend the rock farm. Days like this are special for us"
>Limestone goes back on the offensive, although a bit less heated now
"I'm... s-sorry"
>Between all the sniffling Derpy manages to apologize, eyes glued to the ground, wings drooped low
>"Nopony knows about me and Anon, you have to promise not to tell anyone. Especially my sister! If Pinkie finds out the entire town will know before sundown...my parents wouldn't be very understanding of us. I think you owe us after this so that's the least you can do"
>Derpy feels disgusted. At seeing Anon and Limestone together. Knowing that Anon will never love her. She also feels disgusted with herself.
>After a moment of awkward silence Derpy responds as best she can
"...okay. I won't tell anypony"
>Derpy is still looking at the ground, crying
>"Alright, you have to leave now"
>Limestone puts a hoof on Derpy's flank and directs her to turn around and go outside the door
>Derpy doesn't resist and follows Limestone's lead
>Before she leaves Derpy looks back one more time at Anon
>Her wet cheeks are reddened and her eyes are filled with rejected anguish
>Anon meets her eyes for a moment but then looks away in discomfort
>She wimpers and starts sobbing loudly
>Derpy is now out of the door and Limestone doesn't wait around. She slams the door shut behind her and locks it
>With a drawn out sigh Limestone walks over to Anon and hugs him for a while nestling her face in his chest
>Eventually the sound of the wailing pony outside dwindles as Derpy Hooves slowly plods away down the street

End

>>41024509
damn, that was sad
what the fuck

>>41024470
>things I don't like are non-canon
Why would you file for intellectual bankruptcy this early on into the discussion?

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>>41024533
>Why would you file for intellectual bankruptcy this early on into the discussion?
People will do anything for attention. Just let him be retarded by himself.

>>41024533
>Only added to the show after forcing the meme to pander
>He thinks this is some kind of gatcha that it wasn't forced

>>41024509
someone must REALLY hate derpy to write this

>>41024470
>he doesn't know about the earlier part
dude just admit you only come on this board to shitpost and never watched the damn show

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>>41024664
Watch season one episode four and you'll understand where the muffin meme originated from. If you're going to start arguments on a ponyfucker message board, then you should actually watch the show to make sure you know what you're talking about.

>>41024801
You 'people' are retards. The only muffins are the ones AJ fucked up causing everyone to get sick.
>Hurr derpy wasnt sick so she must love muffins lets make it her one dimensional meme

>>41025113
>muffins are le bad!
>they just are okay
It's one of the innocent and fun canon things, why be a grump about it.

>>41022041
>end up dating every single mare in ponyville at the same time because i can't say no

>>41025460
Because pointing out how some completely innocuous early fandom meme is actually shit makes him cool and hip and not like the other girls.

>>41025639
>they all got monkeypox

>>41026149
Damnit Carlos!

>>41026151
Huh

>>41022626
Retard rizz full of autism jizz

>>41022626
Unf

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>>41026738
IWTCIDH

>>41026597
Monkeypox, because a hooman fugged all the mares?

>>41015611
I guess this is the new Derpy thread since the old one died

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>>41028008
Instructions understood

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All I want is to snuggle derpy and rub her belly as we tell Dinky she's going to be a sister

>>41015611
She would be so unbearable, having to endure her slurring her speech and general retardation. Guaranteed that most anons that say they love her wouldn't be able to interact with her for half an hour.

>>41028808
>slurring her speech
Since when does she do that?

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>>41028808
>>41028813
she doesn't slur but she does sound a bit mentally handicapped. which I think it is very endearing but then Hasbro canceled her and she got a new voice. The new voice isn't bad, but it doesn't fit as well. They also renamed her to Muffins and made her eyes less derped. Never forgetti

Do you all prefer the old voice Derpy or the new voice?

>>41028973
New one is sexier.

>>41028973
The old voice is cuter.

>>41028973
Old voice is sexier.

>>41028974
Yeah I like the new one way more too.
https://files.catbox.moe/ck6lej.mp3
If you want anything said in her voice just reply

>>41016110
https://files.catbox.moe/eqvawv.wav

>>41029242
>"Ooh I've never seen so many muffins in my life!"

>>41029242
>Of course you can date my daughter Pipsqueak! I wouldn't have any other colt for my Dinky muffin! But...the mares in our familly...well, we get a bit more heat crazy than normal...What I'm trying to say is show no fear! And slam her pregnant until she cries!

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>>41029242

>>41029302
https://files.catbox.moe/dmvicl.wav
>>41029315
https://files.catbox.moe/gscna5.wav
>>41029327
This one came out a bit weird but its somethin. https://files.catbox.moe/iip1lm.mp3

>>41029394
Man that Derpy talking to Pipsqueak one I was thinking about that quote from Matt from Two Best Friends, thought it would be funny but the last bit I'm imagining Derpy's eyes underping and her pupils shrinking to pinpricks. Poor Pip's simultaneously aroused and terrified

>>41029394
Interesting

>>41016962
>>41017983
>the OP didnt know
that's fucking hilarious especially when you realize the image was made in the same fucking thread as the one he posted the originally text in

bubble butt

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>>41029394
Thanks!

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Bumping with a Derpy bust I drew just now

>>41032171
SNOOFY DERPY

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>>41032171
I've never seen a Dapi with whiskers before!

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Derpy is hot.

>>41032572
Wasn't the original scene a really nice ass shot?

Derpys body is probably the equivalent of a supermodel bimbo in-universe.

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>>41032923
No that's Sugar Moonlight

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>>41032990
>comparing dogslop to Derpy

>>41015611
yesd

>>41032990
Was a nice thread until the dogspammers showed up.

>>41021642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G7ArtdzprU

>>41033517
>678718
Wait no the images are different. Oh well. Have music anyway.

>>41028813
Just like this anon said (>>41028830), she's unbearably slow in her speech.

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>>41033009
>One g5 post
>SPAMM!!!! uhwahhh
Why are you like this

>>41032579
Suddenly the bubble butt cutie mark makes sense

>>41032199
Boy that pony sure does love clouds!

>>41015611
The writefag in me screams and yearns

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She would rule the roller derby rinks.

>>41032199
I want her on me like that….

>>41016117
i remember “Half pony, half human, the perfect daughter” being interesting waifuism.

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>>41034827

>>41031523
cute hoers

>>41036299
Adorable

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>>41032923
Then why was she tasked with performing manual labor?

>>41015611
Fuck off retard.

>>41029394
I'm very curious to how these were made. Any info you can give us anon?

>>41021819
what about rugby?

>>41037562
sounds like a structured physical game to me
Is it not?

>>41037327
>>41035667
>>41034827
>>41033058
>>41029327
>le muffins
forced meme

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>>41037585

>>41021819
she could just be an enforcer on a hockey team.

>>41037585
>first official appearance in the show is saying the word "muffins" and then eating said muffins
maybe if you actually watched the show you'd understand.

>>41032905
With the same arrow pointing up yes
I couldn't believe my eyes at how canonically thicc she is

>>41038033
Adorable!

>>41040919
>cuteness overload

>>41040919
>gives her all the candy

>>41040919
horrifying we need to appease her with candy immediately!

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>>41015611

https://youtube.com/shorts/AWYguGJ39W0?si=MacQaTOvpTe2_En2

>>41041163
Derp bobblehead

>>41041163
Cute

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>>41041163

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>>41042669

>>41042669
faster

>>41042669
You can go quicker then that Derpy! Come on there is a muffin in it for yah.

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>when you miss trivia night

>>41019642
old one, not even a contest

>>41032171
very adorable

>>41044208
Hail to the queen.

>>41044195
Man look at that ass!

>>41044206
So adorable